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offer. When

3:44

there's mermaids need a kitchen and youngies

3:46

need a saving on my rocket seat

3:48

I race across the uh The

4:02

hypercatals, some men

4:04

in the margin-stabbard strummin', Are as

4:06

beautiful as comet-bugs in jars. So

4:10

I'm from Earth, but

4:13

I write the Al-Gauram. And I

4:15

do with some pair

4:18

of robots, How?

4:28

Keep on exterminating my

4:30

health, And my robot

4:32

brothers. And

4:35

I reckon I'll be ridin' in the middle, And

4:38

just as firm as I can count

4:40

the shooting stars. For

4:42

I've sworn by the first of

4:45

my past, Your sir, that you

4:47

write the outlaw wrongs. And I'll

4:50

be right the outlaw wrongs. Alorn!

5:09

Hello, Doran. Howdy! Howdy

5:14

and congratulations, Selene. Just a howdy to

5:16

you, Varkit. Greetings. Welcome

5:20

in, Marshall. Don't want no trouble in

5:22

my place, as you know. And please

5:25

don't want you goin' to no trouble. It

5:27

ain't that kind of saloon. No,

5:29

no, no. She can... She

5:32

can call me citizen, don't reckon I'm mine. I hate

5:34

to say it, Marshall, but you look a might bit troubled. Yeah,

5:37

I got a hitch in my giddy-up, is all. Hope

5:39

to borrow the saloon to file the report via her A.I. Something

5:42

wrong with the Marshall Station A.I.? Oh, it's her

5:44

week off. She went to a wine country

5:46

on a wine planet in a wine system, so... I've

5:49

been doin' the newin' paperwork by hand. That

5:52

led to a crick in my wrist, spread through the

5:54

rest. You know what they say, sometimes you do the

5:56

paperwork, sometimes the paperwork's you. That

5:59

don't sound like them. Well,

6:01

sounds like you could use an extra set of

6:03

hands. Which way don't you have more than one

6:05

of those? Oh no, my robot fists ain't but

6:07

for pow and stuff. No, I meant deputies. Oh,

6:10

Croach and Red got the week off too. Went

6:12

with the marshal station to that wine planet, the

6:14

three of them. A

6:16

long trip when we have several lovely

6:18

under-visited wineries right here on Mars. How

6:21

she is now, she got elected

6:23

mayor. Folks are citizens. Has vacation

6:25

office. Keeps the point

6:27

in department. Well, rest assured mayor, I

6:30

may be the sole law man in town

6:32

and my gun hands may be useless, but

6:34

there won't be no outlaw and I called

6:36

a moratorium on crime. Oh, you sound like

6:38

her. The outlaw element abides by moratoria, does

6:40

it? It does when I use the marshal

6:42

satellite to put them all in stasis. Some

6:45

riff-raff and no good next to just for

6:47

safety. I am

6:49

uncertain whether that is ethical. I'm

6:51

uncertain why you don't do that all the time.

6:53

Oh, because it 100% ain't

6:56

ethical, yeah. Conflicts

6:59

with my stance on pre-crime. Bad

7:01

for business. Well, less

7:04

worried about that. You know what they say, an

7:06

ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Also,

7:08

don't sound like them. Nonetheless, you

7:11

don't get a heavier prevention than this, which is worth like, I

7:14

mean, so much cure. Well,

7:17

that explains why my business has been

7:20

sluggish. My customers are by and large

7:22

no good next. Who wants to

7:24

go to a saloon and ain't got no riff-raff for

7:26

atmosphere? Well, I'll buy some rot, get to pay a

7:28

table, rent for a chair, and file my

7:30

report from. What does it

7:32

say of a mayor to act as

7:34

stenographer and stenograph? Says you

7:37

honor your serve in the community platform, which I reckon

7:39

is why I voted for you. You

7:42

voted for me? Well,

7:44

given the alternative, yeah. I

7:50

will take that report. All right, and go. Sparks,

7:54

Nevada, Marshall and Myers filing a report via

7:56

saloon AI. Marshall has sustained minor injuries from

7:59

doing paperwork manually. And as such, Marshall

8:01

has enacted a stasis-based moratorium on outlaws

8:03

and other criminal types until Marshall gains

8:05

the use of my hands. Also

8:08

should mention, due to the paperwork and through

8:10

the pain, heroic, the contorting

8:12

to adopt a new turn of hands didn't help

8:14

but further spread a crick to my full-on giddy-up

8:16

hitch. Smarts to walk

8:18

and stand, really. Done

8:22

doing both for the moment. You can't walk

8:24

nor stand? No, I mean, of course I can.

8:26

Ish. Getting here, I leaned hard on

8:28

my rocket spurs. Don't interrupt the report. Delete that part.

8:30

Alright, continuing. Marshall does

8:32

not foresee any crime or non-crime danger until such time

8:34

as the cricks and giddy-up are back to regular. End

8:37

report. Report recorded.

8:39

Saloon doors are open. Help! Help!

8:50

Greetings, citizen Felton. What seems to be

8:52

the trouble? Oh, don't pretend like you care. Of

8:55

course I care, citizen. Oh,

8:58

do you, mayor? Now, is there trouble

9:01

between you and my place, Felton? No

9:03

trouble on my end. Oh, ain't you

9:05

so magnanimous. Either for you to be

9:08

as you won. Felton, don't

9:10

behave this way. Would you like

9:12

a snack? Perhaps some sour

9:14

grapes? Help!

9:17

A sore winner. Ah, Felton, the saloon

9:19

beat your fair and square. Ain't no

9:22

need for anyone to be petty. Mayors

9:24

cannot be petty. What? Of

9:26

course they can. So I

9:28

have your permission? No, that's- Citizen

9:31

Felton, are you relishing the prize for coming

9:33

in second place in the vote? There's

9:36

a prize for second place? No.

9:39

Alright, alright. Let's nobody be petty. Stop

9:41

being petty. I got too much of a twinge

9:43

in my gulp in my gate today for further

9:45

aggravation. What sent you in here, Holleran? Felton, you

9:47

seen that caterpillar again? What? What?

9:49

Is he back? No. Oh.

9:55

No, I bet he's off being

9:57

a butterfly, right? Yeah,

10:00

I bet. Flip,

10:03

flip, flip, flip, flip. Why'd

10:06

you... Oh, no. What it

10:08

was was I was at the

10:10

boarding house eating Johnny cakes and

10:12

let myself feel the feelings of

10:15

denial and hurt, pride and anger

10:17

bargaining to do with local global

10:19

elections and whatnot. But that ain't

10:21

important just now. Completely agree, yeah.

10:25

Sometime else, as we all must act

10:27

the cartographer to fill out our own

10:29

atlas with the maps of the How

10:31

We Feel Journeys. I

10:36

mean, maybe. What? No. Help

10:38

me be urging up this story a little. Oh,

10:40

you taking all the aesthetics out of discourse?

10:43

Do you know that? Trying desperately too, yeah,

10:45

yeah. Fine.

10:48

Met the new tenant at the boarding

10:50

home. He's a robot bounty hunter. Well,

10:52

is that a bounty hunter who's a

10:54

robot or who hunts robots for bounties?

10:58

Well, you'd know already with a couple

11:00

more discourse aesthetics. All right. He's

11:03

the robot. Nice

11:05

enough, but he's here to

11:08

see Mars's favorite son. Oh, no.

11:11

Of all the times I have a robot bounty hunter come

11:13

looking for a showdown. Had to be when my giddy

11:16

up is good and truly hitched. And

11:18

with my deputies away, could

11:21

this be the end of Sparks, Nevada? He's

11:25

here for the barkeep. Oh, great. Okay. Wait, what now?

11:29

Why? I'm beloved. Mars's

11:32

favorite son, yeah. He

11:34

might have said why, but what with Maya

11:37

running off and a hollering on, I didn't

11:39

catch it if any did. I

11:42

expect he will tell us directly, assuming he

11:44

is the armed robot headed this way. No,

11:46

I don't want no trouble headed toward my

11:48

place where I am wearing a bullseye for

11:50

a jacket and targets for garters. All right.

11:52

All right. Aiken Dukes or not, I

11:55

got a responsibility. Let me get my guns out.

11:57

Maybe if I... Oh, Dang

11:59

it. Hang On Earth Train and

12:02

stand in New. Second,

12:04

Wind. Also. Know or I am.

12:08

Anybody else is back This twins it's

12:10

a powerful snuck a bounty hunter and

12:12

states is to. Civil. Code Three

12:15

Two Point Four Nine Our Point One Three

12:17

prohibits impeding the lawful com that the bounty

12:19

hunters. Are know about of don't know

12:21

that. As the Mayor

12:23

and Saloon, it seems appropriate that

12:25

I've hardly with. Him know I'll

12:27

do it. But. I and those outside

12:30

and inside. I. Don't care how many

12:32

to think that once you are up there

12:34

with his solo doors open. Saloon.

12:36

Doors are open. A

12:39

capable. Was. Already.

12:50

Robot. I'm. Here to

12:52

parlay. I got

12:54

a name person. May

12:57

to it's peloton. I'm seek

12:59

to al Anon. Had it.

13:02

Up and say about how cause

13:05

family I'm calling out the bulky.

13:07

He got, oh, let's say seven

13:09

minutes to comply. Okay,

13:12

All parlay that lithium way. To.

13:15

Bounty hunter Zeke to her nine with sent by

13:17

the family of your ex wife Harriet. Our car

13:19

was. Robert sides the throughout

13:21

our favorite zip other out up where

13:24

my website I thought your words they

13:26

play we know thousand the mayor's office

13:28

and you can't let me have nothing

13:30

to wait my wife but we was

13:33

am a coupe least pleasure of other.

13:36

Well. As I thought the Harrys she was

13:38

set to mourn her uncle who she just

13:40

said else to mind and said to him

13:42

and his immediate family into the time of

13:45

his passing by way of respect you condolences

13:47

are said to cards that was thoughtfully but

13:49

my billie of how we a to each

13:52

other what we once was said well as

13:54

I said some food as his costume says

13:56

she was sent a bounty hunter that he

13:58

the Richard Testament. It's too salty,

14:01

don't eat it. Send a worse

14:03

thank you card. Don't respond with

14:05

the freelance mercenary. Okay, okay.

14:07

Parlay in. Now hang on, I reckon I should be the

14:10

one who goes out there. Am

14:13

I doing it? Feels like I'm doing it, no. By

14:15

which I mean it feels painful. You rest up.

14:18

Help yourself before you help others.

14:21

Maybe you should tend to the marshal

14:23

and I should parlay as I could

14:25

have related this information and its response.

14:27

You keep your mouth indoors, Mayertz.

14:30

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14:39

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14:45

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14:47

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right, friend. And

16:00

anything to keep, you may in a name

16:03

as different and sometimes we just have to

16:05

complain. I'll talk fast. Not

16:07

like the time I got a bumblebee in my mouth

16:09

from sniffing a flower a lot wrong. My

16:12

tongue did swell and I have the

16:14

same amount to say as ever. Melton.

16:17

Oh, okay. It

16:19

was a pretty flower. It's long and short of that.

16:22

Anywho, as to the

16:24

alcohol... Oh, I already heard, as to them. Condolence

16:27

food stamp per custom. You

16:30

salooned Brutus. I did not tell him.

16:32

Yes, you did not. I turned

16:34

my audio inputs up for listening. Now, here's what.

16:39

The alcalf got on red due to the condolence

16:41

platter being addressed to Harriet and not to any

16:43

of the rest of them. Wasn't

16:45

her house. They felt aggrieved about

16:48

it and here I am.

16:50

Overreaction? Maybe. But I ain't

16:52

in the business of convincing folk to

16:54

not hire me. The condolence

16:57

platter was addressed to Harriet ignoring

16:59

and offending the residents of the

17:01

household. Oh, is that right? That'll do it,

17:03

I guess. Well, Shakur. Okay,

17:09

okay. What happened? What had happened was you

17:11

and Harriet were man and wife. Falcon, yeah.

17:13

Falcon. Let him have them. Okay.

17:17

Then you weren't. Then her uncle

17:19

passed. This all you know. You

17:21

sent a condolence platter. Basket?

17:24

I don't know. But you do. You didn't

17:26

put no names of no next of kin's

17:28

who lived in the house on the basket

17:31

and or platter offending them all the way

17:33

to death. Yours, I mean. Alright, here's the

17:35

plan. I reckon I'll teach the barkeep how

17:37

to showdown. Falcon, you go out and communicate

17:39

that to the bounty hunter, but feel free

17:42

to take the long way. Aesthetics

17:44

are back in toing themselves back

17:46

into the discourse, Marshal. Shakunk.

17:53

You may save your Shakunk. I

17:57

heard what they said. Sent you out to stall. Wait,

18:00

is that what they did? Ain't gonna work.

18:03

Nubaw's time to complain. The

18:05

tiktik is in here. It's

18:07

the shammies and the insh trying

18:26

to find a mayoral way out of this. I'm

18:29

handling it! I'm

18:31

helping. You're doing it for me! If I

18:33

could just get a white in. Alright,

18:35

sounds like the mayor's finest time. Let's get

18:37

you ready. I may be the first on Mars

18:39

to say this. Marshall, help!

18:45

Barkeep, you can do this. You got the grid. I know

18:47

it. Well, I'm glad you do, because I'm not so sure.

18:50

Gun fighting... Gun fighting

18:52

is like jazz. You

18:55

gotta feel it, and you will not like it.

18:58

Well, then... Ben,

19:00

I'm halfway there already. Reckon you got skills. You

19:02

got the skills you can call in on a gunfight.

19:04

Seen you clean up, carry a stack of pint glasses.

19:07

Yeah, how's that relevant? Well, balanced, steady hands. That's

19:09

all a gunfight is. That and guns and shooting

19:12

straight and drawn passing them. Yeah, it's more

19:14

than just a hand thing. I do shoot

19:16

a mean sarsaparilla from the soda gun. Well,

19:18

there you go. Yeah. Let's

19:20

do a practice. Don't hesitate. Just pull up

19:22

your nozzle and spray. Was that

19:25

that? We should practice. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

19:28

Shelton, I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt, but

19:32

it is not my fault that I defeated you in the election.

19:34

Oh, really? It's my fault that

19:36

you ran a better race and have more qualifications

19:38

and got more votes. I'd

19:40

really like to know how you figure that.

19:42

If I might interject on an unrelated matter...

19:45

No. It's related matters

19:47

time. I'm

19:50

sorry. Mr. 209, you will have to wait. Shikunk.

19:53

Which I'm sorry. Sorry

20:00

is how an apology sounds

20:02

if your honor ain't familiar.

20:05

For what do I have to apologize?

20:07

Saloon, I ain't sore due to how you

20:09

beat me in a fair election. No

20:12

such thing as a fair election. Yep, I said

20:14

it. What

20:22

really hurt me Saloon is I thought we was

20:24

friends and then you went ahead and

20:26

voted for my opponent. I was

20:28

your opponent. Still hurt. Okay,

20:30

could I just get in? Sheldon, who

20:33

did you vote for? Guess I can't. You!

20:37

Course I did. We're friends,

20:40

I reckon. Or reckoned anyhow.

20:44

And now because you lost by one

20:46

vote, you are upset. Wait.

20:54

I lost by one vote. Oh,

20:58

shakunk. I'm sorry. I

21:14

am the new landslide. Smeres

21:16

can be petty. Okay. Alright,

21:19

Barkeep. This time when you draw, try to

21:21

do it, you know, like, faster. And I'd

21:23

show you, but even thinking about it, how I do it,

21:26

it hitches me in the giddy head. Right, faster, got it,

21:28

here we go. Whoa, oops, I dropped it. Maybe

21:30

it's a positive sign. How do you reckon

21:32

that? I don't know. Bad rehearsal, good show.

21:36

You heard that one? Not about gunfights, no. Oh

21:39

no, what's this now? My

21:44

friend, Mr. Mayor, doesn't have to deal with this. I

21:47

have to professional prove my skills are gone in case

21:49

I need to drop shields and open doors and

21:51

walk in a place. Time's

21:54

up, Barkeep. Comply. But I don't

21:56

want no trouble. I'm wet from

21:58

losing soda nozzle shoot-out. I'll

22:01

never survive a laser nozzle one. Alright, alright.

22:03

Barkeep, reckon you got all the bad out

22:05

of your system? Remember, you got grip. But

22:07

I sent plenty of food for everyone to

22:10

share! Just didn't feel right addressing the package

22:12

to folks who likely don't even recall me.

22:14

I ain't seen Harry's aunt and her uncle

22:16

since our wedding, when those cousins hadn't even

22:18

been made yet. Sometimes there just ain't no

22:20

choice, Barkeep. Trouble finds you and you have

22:22

to deal with it, even if it ain't

22:24

fair, even if you don't want it. Like

22:26

how you pushed yourself through that paperwork, even

22:28

though it caused you a crick. If

22:31

you can do paperwork, maybe I can do

22:33

this. Mmm, reckon, yeah.

22:36

Now I mean to inspire you, I do, but

22:38

I wouldn't want to inspire you under false pretenses.

22:42

Might have been the hitch in my giddy-up wasn't strictly

22:45

due to paperwork. Do not

22:47

tell me you filed a false report.

22:51

That's why I called it a heads up. See,

22:53

I tussled with some comet rustlers in the upper

22:55

atmosphere and I took a bad bounce when I

22:57

landed back on Mars. Used

23:00

to be that I'd land rough and hard, and

23:02

thanks to youth and nastrous birds, I'd pop right

23:04

up, dust myself off, enjoy a sarsaparilla, call it

23:06

a victory. But lately I can't

23:10

shake stuff off like I used to. Feel

23:12

it in my whole giddy-up. Hang

23:16

on, you were a bash from being

23:18

a worse for wear after walking away

23:20

from the crash, from space! Caused

23:24

by trouble with comet rustlers, so

23:26

you made up a story about

23:28

paperwork. Well, paperworkin'

23:30

too close to the sun, that's impressive. Gettin'

23:33

your giddy-up hitched from what used to be a

23:35

run of the Milfrakis, that's devastating. Existentially.

23:40

We're all of us gettin' older all

23:42

the time, Marshall. Citizen

23:45

Shelton is correct. Upgrades

23:47

used to make me feel factory new. Lately,

23:49

I am lucky if an upgrade makes me

23:51

feel normal for a single cycle. Y'all

23:53

threw my back out, drying myself off with a

23:55

towel the other day. And

23:58

it was one of them automatic- towels too. I

24:01

got no excuse. Heck,

24:04

I hurt myself sleeping without even a

24:06

dream to justify it. The

24:09

dream was about sleeping. Well,

24:13

I am young and now I don't want to

24:15

get old. Ain't nothing

24:18

to be ashamed of, Marshall, except maybe lying

24:20

in your report, which is more fraudulent than

24:22

shameful. I wasn't planning on filing for workers

24:24

comp. I did not file it.

24:26

I recorded it and then Felton interrupted.

24:29

Arrived. Y'all,

24:31

I got another showdown to comply to in a half

24:33

hour on OT44. Well, even

24:36

I'm going to inspire you to showdown. Let me do it by

24:38

facing up to what I ought to. Mayor

24:41

Saloon, please amend the report to

24:43

reflect the events accurately, even the true author of

24:45

my hitch. No need. As

24:47

mayor, I have executed an executive order

24:49

such that you do not have to

24:51

admit the cause of the injury. You

24:54

are a good mayor. I accept

24:56

your apology. That

24:59

is nice, but I did not offer one.

25:01

We're reconciled, I said. And I

25:03

said, I said amend the report. Sometimes

25:05

you don't get a choice, and sometimes making the right

25:07

choice should feel like you don't got a choice. Right,

25:10

Barkeep? Yes. Even

25:13

if it means dying, I guess.

25:16

Cannot borrow your guns. Take the

25:18

whole belt. Yeah,

25:23

well, okay. Well, that feels good. All

25:26

right, easy, though. Wait, what is that? Adrenaline? Maybe.

25:28

Don't. This is why people do

25:30

sports. Here,

25:33

give me that. No, that's my bad. No, I need

25:35

it for my showdown. No, you do not. Fine. All

25:37

right, let's go. All

25:41

right. Now, before we start, what

25:43

did you mean back there about dying? And

25:46

what did you mean, what did I mean? All right, all right.

25:48

Is this a showdown or ain't it? I

25:50

meant to say this, and then I got ignored, and then

25:52

I got swept up. The Al-Qas

25:54

are from Flamisco or Rams, you

25:56

know, in the Clurd. Sure.

26:00

All manners out there, the polite

26:02

west, that's why I take this

26:04

slide so serious. Ain't a showdown

26:06

showdown so much as it's a

26:08

duel by proxy, obviously. So

26:10

by proxy, I reckon that means D-Lope isn't

26:12

playing. D-Lope, a play? Only one

26:14

of the space French, I know. Well, this

26:17

is great news, Barkeep. What's D-Lope mean?

26:19

Far less trouble. Both of you

26:21

got the choice to draw like regular, which don't.

26:25

Or fire into the air and hope the other

26:27

does the same. Either resolves the dispute with honor.

26:30

So I do a sky shoot where

26:32

you do the same? Oh, now, that'd be

26:34

killing, wouldn't it? What? Yeah,

26:37

what? Okay,

26:39

if I want you to, will I be

26:41

happy when you draw? Oh, you'll be, oh,

26:43

you nearly got me. I'll

26:46

tell you what, I'll count to three. And

26:48

then we'll both see what happens with D-Lope.

26:50

Yeah, I'm ready for whatever it is. One,

26:53

two. Oh,

26:57

no. But

27:12

I fired into the air. Yeah,

27:15

and I meant to, honestly thought I did. Well,

27:22

you didn't. Sha-coo-k.

27:36

You did it, Barkeep. One way or

27:38

the other, you did it. I guess

27:40

he got his wish never to grow old. Have

27:50

I arrived in time? Has the

27:52

jewel commenced? I received the saloon's

27:55

secret distress beacon. But

28:00

Grupa, you shot Crooch. Yeah, well, sorry,

28:02

Crooch. I can't believe you shot Crooch.

28:04

Hey, they're your guns! You better give

28:07

them back. Well, no. Being

28:09

honest, I kinda like the way they feel in my

28:11

hands. Maybe

28:14

trouble eats so bad when you're the

28:16

one causing it. No. What

28:18

are you doing? Nothing. Stop

28:20

reaching for my badge. That's right, stop. Ow! I

28:23

can't stop. Ow, ow, ow. Looks like I'm

28:25

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28:32

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28:37

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