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21 WTF Products Marketed to Kids

Aug 4th, 2019 1h 5m

In season 2, episode 2, we have a listener question from someone who wants some bad advice. I can’t be bothered going to the dentist, how can I DIY this? We also cover 22 of the most WTF products that have been marketed to children. Check out o

How to Kick Death's Ass Part 1

Jul 28th, 2019 1h 9m

In episode 50 (Season 2 Episode 1): How to Kick Death’s Ass Part 1Inferior Humor, Defective Philosophy, and Bad AdviceA fight you are going to lose, but how can you lose awesomely?Not intended for the recently grieving. National Suicide Hotl

Radioactive Rattlesnake + the FaceApp Conspiracy

Jul 21st, 2019 54m 24s

So this guy was carrying a rattlesnake and uranium ore. What was he planning on doing? Becoming some sort of superhero with snake powers? Also, FaceApp is taking your data. Have we learned nothing from the Cambridge Analytica mess?Warning! The

Heavy Metal Knitting + The Paul is Dead Conspiracy

Jul 14th, 2019 59m 23s

Heavy Metal Knitting + The Paul is Dead Conspiracy. This episode, we cover the delightful first annual heavy metal knitting championship that took place in Finland, professional bridesmaids, Google getting people stuck in a field and so much mo

Parrotman - Iguana Hunter

Jul 7th, 2019 1h 26m

Iguanas are wreaking havoc in Florida and it is legal to hunt and kill them at any time in 22 counties. We cover a guy that turned himself into a real-life parrotman, a Japanese poop museum and so much more. Make sure to tune into our greatest-

Holy Buckets, It's the Six-Fingered Man

Jun 30th, 2019 49m 38s

Holy Buckets, It’s the Six Fingered Man! This week, a Bishop plans to spray an entire city with holy water from helicopters to ‘get rid of the devil’, plastic is encasing rocks and will soon be part of the sedimentary record, Amazon is selling

Asthma Inhaler

Jun 23rd, 2019 54m 30s

90’s baseball cards are bullshit, horns are growing on people’s skulls, moldy cheese is being sold for thousands of dollars, and people are glueing themselves to the road. What is happening in the world? Well, it’s weird. Beyond our weird news

Banana Slicer

Jun 16th, 2019 39m 12s

We cover a follow up on how to avoid huge ships, a man who has a serious case of heart burn, zombie snakes and more!Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intende

How to Avoid Huge Ships

Jun 9th, 2019 44m 44s

Wow, we almost didn’t have a show this week. Our robot overlords tried to sabotage us. In this episode, there is seriously pink water in an Ohio municipal water supply and city officials have deemed it safe to drink. Cue the Ghostbusters music!

It's Aliens

Jun 2nd, 2019 1h 41m

We have our first alien conspiracy, this one might be real? We cover the Easter Island heads, Jeados a new fashion trend in swimwear, a guy who had someone break in and clean his house and more!Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not int

Sideshow Episode 3: Living Off the Grid

May 26th, 2019 1h 23m

Sideshow Episode 3: Living off the Grid. Have you ever been intrigued about the idea of living off the grid? Interested in what skills it would take? Did you know that co-host KJ lived off the grid for many years? It was not just partially off

Alien Detector

May 19th, 2019 36m 34s

WTF are Janties? Well, it’s pretty simple, they’re jean panties. We talk about them. We also talk about a weird trend in nostril hair, a poop exhibit in prague and a coffin club in New Zealand, and read hilarious Amazon reviews on an alien dete

The Bubonic Plague

May 12th, 2019 36m 39s

Did you know the Bubonic Plague still exists? Yup, that’s a thing. And it can still kill you. We’ve got a great Amazon review of a Swiss army knife with 87 implements. Also, we wrote a crazy demotivational speech for the graduating class of 201

Liquid Ass

May 5th, 2019 1h 3m

We have an action-packed weird news segment and a hilarious Amazon review of the product "Liquid Ass". Not only that, we have an ancient scam that you can't miss. Check it out!Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children

Uranium Ore For Sale

Apr 28th, 2019 52m 14s

In episode 38: Be careful out there. There's a freakout going on at fast food restaurants! Did you know you can buy Uranium Ore on Amazon? Yup, that's a thing. All this and more on this week's episode!Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is

Invasion of the Toads

Apr 21st, 2019 51m 28s

Alligators, poisonous toads, people shooting each other? What is going on in the American South? We also take a look at the classic “Three Wolf Moon” shirt.Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag i

Episode 36: Stranglehold

Apr 14th, 2019 1h 25m

In episode 36: This episode got us in a stranglehold as it takes a turn and somehow strangely becomes about Ted Nugent. We also take a departure from some of our regular segments like Conspiracy Corner, Hero of the Week and Scam Jam for a bunch

Episode 35: House on the Rock

Apr 7th, 2019 1h 29m

In episode 35: We open the show by discussing our experiences at House on the Rock. What is it? It’s hard to explain, but we’ll try. We discover the rare and delicate Australian cuisine that is as dangerous as their wildlife population; the Mus

Episode 34: Sciencish

Mar 31st, 2019 1h 36m

In episode 34It’s our “Science” show, and we are using the word science loosley. Woolly Mammoths back from extinction, pollution eating bacteria, Tardigrades, Hip Hop Cheese? Who took over our show? Remember you heard it here, come back for mo

Somebody Once Told Me the World Was Macaroni

Mar 24th, 2019 1h 8m

We’ve got the craziest show to date, so much so, we couldn’t pack any more stupid in without our computers exploding! Want to know why there are still Peregrine Falcons? The answer is quite possibly the most disturbing thing you will ever hear.

Episode 32: None of Them Knew They Were Robots

Mar 17th, 2019 1h 53m

In episode 32Hats off to our domestic and foreign correspondents and their plethora of article submissions. You too can hear your twitter handle exposed by submitting your weird news articles.This week we’re hanging with robots and finding t

Episode 31: When Hoffendimers Attack

Mar 10th, 2019 1h 26m

In episode 31Watch out, your hoffendimer might try to kill you! We've got another story about a goat, and guess what's back...the Darwin Awards. Fair warning, this show went off the rails from the beginning!Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podc

Episode 30: Invasion of the Smurfs

Mar 3rd, 2019 1h 51m

In episode 30: We see an invasion of the Smurfs. How Smurfing fantastic! Dogs are awesome as wine trail companions. We tackle the questions and answers of one Amazon seller, who turns out to have the wisdom of the Buddha. We also cover robots,

Episode 29: Cowboy Pinball - Plus Weird News, Conspiracy Corner and Scam Jam

Feb 24th, 2019 1h 23m

In episode 29: Farm animals want love too, the earth is bursting into flames right under our feet and your fancy sports car cannot drive itself...Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there fo