Welcome to a show where a Grade A nerd talks about the most random subjects you have ever seen. That show, you ask? You're right there. This is the magial world of the exciting, the booming, and the slightly underwhelming, welcome one and all, to the Tape Dispenser, where our random stories and garbage opinions are dispensed into your brain so you can recall them for years to come (not sure if you want to, but they're some okay stories to tell at a lame party). And now that you're here, I ask you to download this podcast, and enjoy your day like it's your last.