“He’d probably eat the ashes and proclaim it the best barbeque he’d ever had.” - Alex Novet on Travis Yost

In which we discuss The Stars/Preds Outdoor Game That Should Be and the tailgating that would ensue, The White SUV in the Barclay’s Center, League MVP Melinda Karrlson, The Chu-Lette Baby, the NHL Dog All-Star Skills Competition, who everyone’s favorite Mighty Duck is, and Lynne shares a Sincere Take about how Tyler Seguin should get some empathy or shut the fuck up.

Round One

3:20 – Leo Komov tells a reporter “oh, you’re still doing that shit?” about Corsi. Your rebuttal? – Alex Novet

4:43 – Dylan Strome has been called up to the big leagues. Is this the end of sad raccoon boy? Will he stick, and be happy? – Jen Rhorer

Round Two

12:55 – Who do you think is the most shopped around player right now? – Jen Rhorer

15:35 – Who is your favorite NHL dog? – Alex Novet

Round Three

20:28 – Peter Chiarelli says there are no easy answers to fixing the Oilers. Please come up with some easy answers to fix the Oilers. – Alex Novet

22:55 – The Vegas Knights are doing well. What are they doing right? Is any part of it James Neal’s doing? Did you know there is a Tumblr called jamesnealsucksatkissing.tumblr.com? – Jen Rhorer

Round Four

27:40 – Gabe Landeskog got suspended for 4 games for cross-checking Matt Tkachuk. That is almost indescribably boring. Instead, please describe what their buddy-cop movie would be like? Who is good cop? Who is bad cop? Do they have a police dog buddy? – Jen Rhorer

30:45 - Travis Yost says there is "cause for concern" about Mitch Marner. I think he's wrong and I also feel a strong urge to burn down Yost's house in revenge. And then I want to burn down Babcock’s bc Leo Komorov gets more ice time than Mitch. What do you think? – Alex Novet

Round Five

38:30 - Name one Islander better suited to do Jumbotron announcements than Nick Leddy. – Alex Novet

40:45 - Two 2019 Outdoor Games have been announced:

Blackhawks-Bruins at Notre Dame Stadium

Penguins-Flyers at Lincoln Financial Field

What is your rage level over these announcements, and what kind of alcoholic drink do you need to handle this? – Jen Rhorer

Round Six

49:08 - Ovi just got a hat trick against the Leafs. Which leads me to the question: how many pucks could Ovechkin chuck if Ovechkin could chuck pucks? – Jen Rhorer

49:58- Who is the MVP of this season so far? – Alex Novet

Round Seven

53:04 - Potential Calder candidate Matt Barzal is doing very well. Who are his mentors on the team, and what have they taught him? – Alex Novet

55:01 - I think hockey players should have to do their pre-game suit strut in heels every time their franchise throws a "High Sticks and High Heels" women only/beginners guide to hockey type-event. What else should be mandatory for the players to serve as punishment for such an offensive and dumb ides? – Jen Rhorer

BONUS ROUND

Who is your favorite Mighty Duck, and why?

58:57 – Alex Novet

1:00:19 – Jen Rhorer

SINCERE TAKE 

1:04:21 – Hockey Players Bridging the Language Gap