Do you like Disney movies and German pornography? The boys discuss brain-rotting porn, the threats video games pose to old white men, NorCal's desire to form its own state, benevolent marijuana sprites, the hottest new mystery junk food, hot dogs, and how not to be a criminal. Johnny might have performed the whole episode from atop a Sybian. 

Apologies to:

• The Lion King 
• Anyone who thinks Glenn Beck's opinions are relevant
• Watch_Dogs
• Residents of the future The State of Jefferson, USA
• Seattle's Weed Fairy
• Doritos Jacked test flavors
• Andy Capp's Hot Fries
• America's 50 Best Hot Dogs
• America's 1 Dumbest Petty Criminal

In a brief moment of seriousness, please follow this link to the FCC website and help them understand how bad a world without Net Neutrality will be. Thank you.