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Risuto. Risuto. Risuto.

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Risuto.

1:36

Risuto. Hey!

1:43

Good morning everybody! It's Wednesday,

1:46

Scott's favorite day, hump day. Ooh,

1:48

yeah. Hear that? Ooh!

1:50

Ooh! Hump day. Alright,

1:53

let's get to it Scott. Alright. Let's start

1:55

humping. Yeah. Uh,

1:58

so, alright, first instant. feedback message

2:00

from Jake Riz on the egg

2:03

swing for the win. You

2:06

had a nice day yesterday. It was it was

2:08

really nice day yesterday. Everything was so green. Everything

2:11

seemed so green yesterday.

2:13

And you're in your egg chair. I was in my egg chair. We

2:15

posted a picture up on the socials. And

2:17

you, uh, Ray Fits sent to the group chat. You

2:21

know, is this the chair? And it was this woman

2:23

having the best day ever, like upside down

2:25

in her chair. And then you sent us

2:27

a photo of you in the egg chair.

2:29

Upside down trying to recreate that

2:31

picture. Recreate. Then we found out that egg

2:33

chair has a recall, a safety recall.

2:36

And you were hanging upside down. One

2:39

foot from the ground.

2:42

It's good. If you didn't

2:44

think that egg, that egg chair could get sexier.

2:46

Look at me upside down at it. Please follow us on the

2:48

socials Riz show. I,

2:50

uh, as I'm trying to position myself, so it's like

2:53

backwards, legs up, legs upside

2:55

down. The sounds that must

2:57

have been coming out of my body. I

3:01

said, who took this new dog? No,

3:03

my eyes. I take the picture. I gave

3:05

the phone to my wife sitting on the deck. I

3:07

go, take a picture because I've never

3:09

been as turned off as

3:11

this moment right now. Were

3:14

you making sounds? Were you doing the grunts? And I was going, there's

3:17

nothing worse than when you hit a point where

3:19

you hear your body grunt

3:21

unintentionally. Oh, yeah. Have you done

3:23

that? Mm hmm. Like, you know, like yesterday

3:26

I was doing, um, I'm in this workout

3:28

routine and thankfully on,

3:31

uh, on the third day of each week or whatever, it's

3:33

like, it's, it's stretching and mobility,

3:35

which thank goodness. Cause I need it. Cause I'm

3:37

not a super like mobile dude. You know, I'm not, not,

3:40

not flexible. I'm doing these stretches and

3:42

my son

3:43

just keeps on making fun of me. Cause I don't even notice

3:46

that every time I do this, I go, huh, yeah,

3:48

you don't realize you're doing it.

3:51

I'm grunting and making these sounds.

3:53

And I don't even, not that I, it's

3:55

not, and I'm not only not choosing to

3:57

do it. I don't even realize it. I'm going to, I'm going

3:59

to try to recreate this. sound that I made

4:01

yesterday. Yeah, get upside down in this chair. Why

4:03

not? Oh, god. You want to call the ambulance? Here,

4:05

just do it for anything for the show. I'm not

4:07

going to get upside down on this chair. You

4:10

can't. Oh, really? Let

4:12

me prove you wrong really fast.

4:15

Hey, don't hurt yourself. This was

4:17

you yesterday. Oh, I don't like this. Look at that.

4:19

No grunting. I'm

4:21

not going to try that. I can just use the whole show like that.

4:23

Her knees are straight, her legs are straight up in the air. But

4:25

now she's got to get up. No, I got to get down. Yeah,

4:28

good luck.

4:29

Trent Reznor in the music video.

4:31

It's pretty nimble. I made this sound. It was more

4:33

of a, uh, uh, uh.

4:36

I was expecting what I expected.

4:39

It was like a moan. It was

4:41

a, uh, uh, uh. Yeah. That's

4:43

what I'm saying, dude. And you're not even doing it to be

4:45

comedic. No, that's the

4:48

sound. Your legs looked itty bitty

4:50

in that photo. Itty

4:52

bitty legs? I mean, we're a small show, but like,

4:55

you're like, oh, what? We don't talk about your

4:57

legs. No, I mean, I have chicken legs. It's

4:59

fine. They're not the size. They just

5:01

look like the angle. Don't walk it back. I'm

5:03

walking it back. Are you talking about the length? Like

5:07

the ratio of leg to torso

5:09

is odd. Yes, on my body. Your

5:11

head was closer to the phone. And so your

5:14

legs look itty bitty. Rez actually told me he wears

5:16

two pairs of sweat pants to the gym just so

5:18

people won't look at his legs. I'm

5:21

going to, yes, I do have scrawny like chicken legs.

5:23

Do you really? And I also have my

5:25

legs are short. He has a very long

5:27

torso.

5:28

That's why he wears a double XL, not for the weight.

5:30

It's for the size. He has to cover that length. Hey,

5:33

I understand. Like I'm an odd

5:35

shaped person. Like

5:38

my torso to leg ratio is off

5:40

somewhere. Somewhere in the risuto

5:44

lineage mix, something happened. I don't

5:46

know. Great Dane made it with a

5:48

little dog. I don't know what happened. Yeah. Yeah,

5:50

Great Dane made it

5:53

with a dachshund. The

5:55

big and tall story, but you need the strange and short.

5:58

Yeah. Strange and small. It's odd. And it's.

5:59

Odd and short. Yeah, I

6:02

get it, man. That's me. Can't

6:05

do anything about it now. Sometimes I feel like my

6:08

head is too big for my body. Like, I got like

6:10

Gia De Laurentiis. Like, she has a big head in

6:12

her little

6:13

body. Oh, Gia De Laurentiis? Yes, Gia De Laurentiis.

6:15

The chef on the shelf. She looks like

6:17

a lollipop. Yeah, I sometimes feel like,

6:19

I mean, but she's like gorgeous and fantastic. I

6:22

look like that sometimes. I feel like my head is too big

6:24

for this little body I got going on. What size

6:26

hat do you wear? I don't know. I mean,

6:28

I don't know that size. I

6:30

guess normal. Cat's

6:33

fit. Yes, normal please. I'll take the normal

6:35

size.

6:35

You know what? You know Gia De Laurentiis,

6:37

right? I do not. OK, Paul

6:39

from the Pinterest. She's really thin. Yeah,

6:42

she's itty bitty. Giant knockers. Huge knockers.

6:45

And a giant head. Yeah,

6:46

and she's so fantastic. I just

6:48

love her to death. Like, I remember men

6:50

would watch her cooking show because when she would chop stuff,

6:52

her boobies would jiggle.

6:53

Yeah, because she'd wear stuff with like cleavage.

6:56

Yeah, she always has her. I mean, she's gorgeous. You

6:58

never noticed that. An amazing talent. Oh,

7:00

yeah, she always got her cleavage out. She

7:02

married, I believe, a dude from St. Louis, Todd.

7:05

Todd. Hey, Todd. What's he doing

7:07

now? They're divorced. They divorced. And then she

7:09

was kind of dating Bobby Flay for like a hot

7:11

seat. That was the rumor. That was the rumor. Which

7:14

I support. But he

7:16

was married to you. From St. Louis? No. Todd

7:19

was. Todd was. For X. Todd

7:22

was. Dad. Bobby

7:24

Flay was married to an actress. Todd

7:27

is.

7:29

Was he really? I didn't know that. One of the NCIS

7:31

shows or one of the CSI shows, I believe. And

7:35

it's rumored that they had an affair. Stephanie

7:37

March? Here's a full. Yeah,

7:39

wasn't she an actress? Here's

7:41

a full body shot. Right.

7:44

Beautiful. You're saying that her head is too big for her

7:46

body? Her head? Is

7:48

that what you're saying? Yeah. She's

7:51

got a lollipop head. I mean, she's stunning.

7:53

God. That's Barbie. I don't look like

7:55

this. And she is the granddaughter of

7:58

Gino De Laurentiis. or

8:00

Dino, Dino De Laurentiis did the famous director.

8:03

I love when you watch Giada's show, she

8:06

will slip into her Italian real fast, like

8:08

when she's talking about spaghetti. Spaghetti. You

8:11

know, she'll be talking all normal. I want some more stuff. My kids really

8:13

love spaghetti, and then she'll keep going. I

8:15

can't even do it. I don't know how she goes in and out of emphasizing

8:18

those works. I watch all those. I

8:21

watch all those cooking shows. I'm an enthusiast. Oh,

8:23

yeah. Almost has like somewhat

8:26

of like a Raquel Welch kind of. Kind

8:28

of look to her. Wow, she's hot as hell. Yeah. I

8:31

have you gone to her restaurant in Vegas? No.

8:34

It's delicious. We went out there to see Aerosmith

8:37

for their residency in 2017. And

8:39

I told my mom, I go, we're going to Giada

8:41

when we get out here. Made the reservation. It

8:44

was so good. Now we went to,

8:46

last time we were in Vegas, went to Gordon Ramsay's restaurant. I

8:48

bet that was good. It was crap. Was it?

8:51

It was crap. It was crazy. It was, no,

8:53

we didn't go to Hell's Kitchen because that wasn't open.

8:56

I would have gone to that. But he has,

8:58

I think he's got a restaurant inside Caesars.

9:02

One of those right off the casino floor. And

9:05

it was like our last meal. We had a couple hours to kill before we

9:07

hit the.

9:08

Slots. Before we went home.

9:12

So I was like, let's stop here. Quick lunch. And

9:15

it was way overpriced, which

9:17

of course it's Vegas. And it's a celebrity

9:19

chef restaurant. Yeah. I'm

9:22

like, this is, if I felt like saying to the chef,

9:25

if Gordon was here. He'd yell at you.

9:28

You'd be pissed. He

9:30

would put the two pieces of white

9:32

bread between, you know, on your

9:35

ears and call you an idiot sandwich.

9:38

He would do that. Send it back.

9:41

Wrong. That's what

9:44

I. Not Jada. Not Jada, no. It

9:46

was delicious. She put white bread on my head anytime. No,

9:48

the rumor is that when you watch her show

9:51

and she eats something, they'll cut the camera.

9:53

She'll spit it out. Probably.

9:57

She's only making like pasta and like. She

10:00

has healthy food too, but like most of the stuff she cooks on

10:02

the show is decadent And so you know how

10:04

she keep her figures. She doesn't eat all I just I just

10:06

read Is it is it Padma

10:08

Padma lashky? Yes she's

10:11

one of the top chef

10:13

judges and She says on shooting

10:16

days. She eats between eight and nine thousand

10:18

calories Wow eight and

10:20

nine thousand calories

10:23

Is that is that is she

10:25

bill life is it no? She's

10:27

the lawyer I'm all I'm

10:30

all Clooney she Padma is

10:32

in her 50s, and she's gonna be on the cover of Sports Illustrated

10:35

Yes, she's also the one she's gotten some heat cuz I

10:37

think during kovat She was doing like I'm cooking

10:39

at home kind of thing and she'd cook without

10:42

a bra Well,

10:43

what's wrong with that? Oh, you know how

10:46

dare you Oh well someone may have a mil

10:50

Dare you who's doing that Paula Dean?

10:52

No? I wish

10:57

That sounds great which Padma

11:00

lash me lash me Mmm

11:03

Paula Dean. She is gorgeous not

11:05

Paula Dean Padma I'm

11:08

sure Paula Dean had her day still does

11:10

man what oh my god,

11:12

Milaski This

11:14

is on this is on this is on

11:16

the Food Network now. No. She's on

11:18

like top chef She's like one of the judges on Top Chef.

11:21

Yeah, she hosts. She looks more talented than armchair

11:23

Gordon armchair expert with deck Isn't

11:25

she the co-host?

11:26

No, you're thinking of Monica Padman Who

11:30

is also beautiful? But

11:33

she was yeah, I don't know anybody look

11:36

up the story of her Like

11:39

cooking with no bra

11:41

on yeah look at that and people getting really

11:44

for some reason Oh my god this country

11:46

and its problems The

11:49

is Padma lash me cooking with no bra you

11:51

said Wait

11:55

so what okay, I hope people

11:57

know women when they cook at home. We don't have

11:59

bras Padma Lashkmee's comeback

12:01

after Go Out Go Up. You know what, and to be honest, neither

12:04

do I. After her brawlers cooking. I don't

12:06

think I've ever cooked. Why is it okay for her to be on the

12:08

cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition probably

12:10

with no bra? I have no problem with it. But now we have

12:12

a problem with women cooking in their

12:14

own homes with no bras? I have no problem with it. Go ahead.

12:17

I don't think it was a guy that

12:19

was complaining. I have

12:21

no problem with it. Cook

12:23

away. Anyway. Anyway.

12:28

Anyway. Oh yeah, Jada.

12:30

Nice looking woman. Lollipop that is. That's it.

12:33

Thanks. Oh you know, I never asked you guys. Italian

12:35

women are beautiful.

12:37

Oh yes. I just want to put that out there. Hell yeah. Monica

12:39

Baluchi might be the most gorgeous

12:41

woman that's ever lived. Monica

12:44

Baluchi? Monica Baluchi. She's a

12:46

matrix. She is gorgeous. She's the twin of John, right?

12:48

John Baluchi knows. No. No

12:50

John, just like this.

12:52

Oh this gal. Yeah, stunning. She

12:54

is, let me see. She is so cool looking.

12:58

Beautiful. This gal is with

13:00

the Frenchman. What

13:03

else is she in? She is in. How old is she?

13:05

I think she's like in her sixties and she's smoking. Born

13:07

in 64, so 59.

13:09

I want to say she is in, is

13:13

it Old Boy? Oh man. She is

13:15

in The Matrix as in

13:17

the third one. Yeah, she's the Frenchman's

13:20

wife. She's in Tears of the Sun

13:22

with Bruce Willis. Remember that movie?

13:26

Man, what? I'm a fan. She's

13:29

with Tim Burton. I'm a fan. I just, let's

13:31

see her cook them out of brawn. Right, everybody. That's

13:33

the next step. She's dating Tim Burton.

13:35

That's what it says. Good for him.

13:38

Really? Nice. Pull up

13:41

a picture of Tim Burton. Let's look at him. Well, he's an odd

13:43

looking. Yeah, I know. Tim Burton looks like

13:45

a. He's got a short, he's got a long torso and short

13:47

legs. Yeah, see. Tim Burton? Oh,

13:49

that's cool. There you go. Like if you were, if you were, if you were,

13:51

if you were to look up like, who was Edward

13:54

Scissorhands based on? Tim

13:56

Burton would be like the real life. The

13:59

real life Edward Scissorhands. Yeah, they kind of look alike kinda

14:01

you know I mean like the hair like yeah like Yeah,

14:05

kind of wild hair kind of it just looks like an artist

14:08

I like him too Like

14:11

an eccentric cut yeah eccentric artist I

14:14

like that right men are kind of weird looking

14:16

like that I was looking at this picture if can't couldn't you imagine?

14:19

This leading the article of what meet the real

14:21

life Edward scissor. He's got crazy hair He's a

14:24

Nick Cage will ever play Tim Burton whenever

14:26

it's about his life like they do a biopic

14:28

of Tim Burton And they just are like Nick Cage.

14:31

It's gonna be you and they get it

14:34

Nick Cage could pull that off. I think they kind

14:37

of look like yeah, like I'm seeing Nick Cage's

14:39

head over here. Oh, man. Yeah Yes,

14:42

you're kind of right yes, I see

14:45

it, but you know looks doesn't Look

14:47

at that picture scroll down a little bit

14:50

all his characters look like him look at

14:53

Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

14:55

look again, then scroll up keep going up right

14:58

there to the right Timber

15:00

see that yeah, and Tim Burton and spy

15:02

Beetlejuice kind of looks like him if you Characters

15:05

kind of have that wild hair like him like him.

15:08

They asked maybe he's a little

15:10

bit of himself That's weird

15:12

so question for and I'll go

15:15

around around the room on this one again I forget

15:17

where were you and Mallory fall

15:19

moon?

15:20

Okay, but

15:23

The default driver in the relationship

15:25

is who oh You

15:27

just put your hand up you wait a second.

15:29

I'm gonna start with moon This is a great

15:32

topic is this a bone of contention in

15:34

your house

15:36

Moon the default driver in your house if you

15:38

if the whole family's going somewhere

15:41

Are you the default driver always always?

15:44

Is there a reason for it? Um

15:47

I mean when I was younger I had some trust issues

15:49

as far as letting other people drive And

15:52

then honestly I've

15:54

offered to have her drive here

15:56

like hey We you know would you like to drive and she

15:58

doesn't want to do it?

16:00

just to make sure that she wasn't like doing

16:02

it just to conceive of some household thing

16:04

or for my pride or this or that and That's

16:07

been that's been a default since since

16:09

the get-go and she far prefers me dry

16:11

growing up It was always my father driving. Mmm,

16:14

if we were going on a family trip always my dad

16:19

And you know my mom drove she was my mom was a good

16:21

driver

16:22

But when my mom and dad and and

16:24

my brother and I went out somewhere was always my father

16:26

driving

16:27

and in my house It's the same way

16:29

like if we're going somewhere my wife will walk directly

16:32

to the

16:33

passenger side and

16:36

It's it's not something we talk about. It just it just

16:38

is and I asked her I go do

16:41

do you mind me driving? She goes

16:43

I love it. I'm driven around. Yep.

16:46

Right. I'm being driven around I Don't

16:50

need to drive it's not um, I

16:52

don't think it's a macho thing or a feminine thing

16:54

It's fun. I like to be driven around you like to drive Why

16:57

I enjoy driving? I

17:00

think it's like our parents generation.

17:02

It was kind of a it was a it was

17:04

a masculinity thing Yeah, the man always drove

17:07

and Tim's mom and dad like his dad always

17:09

drives and his mom's like I can't drive You know, she that's

17:11

her excuse and my mom always drove

17:14

I'd say, you know, my parents were divorced and my mom drove

17:16

me around all the time And I like

17:18

to drive because I'm a control freak,

17:20

but Tim He will

17:22

default Driving but a couple years

17:24

ago. I brought it up and I said

17:27

hey, man You

17:29

don't let me drive like when we go to Nixa

17:31

to visit his parents, which is three hours away I'm

17:33

like,

17:34

let me drive like I you

17:36

know, I want to take my car. I want to drive It's

17:38

the control thing. And so he's had to kind of

17:41

get used to that I think

17:42

especially going to see his parents and stuff because for

17:45

whatever reason, you know and me driving up there like Oh

17:47

Lauren drove Like no,

17:49

maybe it does turn into a macho

17:51

thing if we take a long road trip Hey,

17:54

I'm here back up if you need it's a holdover

17:56

from much like from the 1950s I

18:00

got it. All the guys meet at the elk's lodge,

18:02

be like, I think I saw Bob in the passenger seat.

18:04

Right, yeah.

18:06

If you can read this, the bitch fell off. Next

18:08

thing you know, she'll be cooking with no bra

18:11

in the kitchen. Exactly.

18:13

Worst. Now,

18:16

you're a two-car family.

18:18

We are. Dang. So you have your car

18:20

and Tim's car. Yes.

18:22

So when you take your, quote unquote,

18:25

it should be our car.

18:27

When you take your car, the car you drive

18:30

every day,

18:31

somewhere, do you drive or does Tim drive?

18:36

Like, when we walk out to the garage, and we're

18:38

both going to be going to the grocery store,

18:40

it's a conversation. I always say, do

18:42

you want to drive? Do you want to take my car? Do you want to

18:44

drive my? There's like three questions that happen. Do

18:46

you want to drive?

18:48

And then that's yes. And then it's, do you want to drive

18:50

my car?

18:51

And then he says, yes, because that's me insinuating,

18:54

I'd like to take my car because I've got to fill it up with gas,

18:56

which then he pumps.

18:58

Right. So

19:01

it's like a three-pronged question. Oh,

19:04

yeah, I'll drive, but I ain't pumping gas. No,

19:06

he always does. He goes, I'll pump your gas. I mean, I've driven

19:09

so many hundreds of thousands of miles that I

19:11

kind of have the experience on my side. And she

19:13

far prefers that, especially on road

19:15

trips, because she's like, I get tired and

19:17

I want to sleep, and you can marathon.

19:20

I drove 30-something hours once, straight.

19:23

And she's like, I don't want to drive for three hours without You need

19:25

to speed up a little bit. Yeah. You

19:27

drove 30 hours without stopping? Without

19:30

stopping. How many stops for gas? But that was it.

19:32

And with a trailer with

19:35

one axle when it's supposed to have two. Goodness. And

19:37

it was a haul. Safety first. Yeah,

19:39

sounds safe. It was a haul. Well,

19:41

I mean, it's

19:42

what it was. Do you get annoyed? Like, I sleep when

19:45

we go to Nix the three hours. If I'm in the passenger

19:47

seat, I will fall asleep, because I get so bored

19:49

on road trips that I just snooze. Yeah,

19:52

Mal's always like, oh, she'll read a little bit, or she'll

19:54

do this, or she'll do that. And she's like, oh, I'll just

19:56

kind of sleep. You get to fast forward. It's time

19:58

travel. Do you like that, though? I love that, actually.

20:01

I love that she's comfortable enough

20:03

to sleep in the car and do whatever she wishes,

20:05

and I feel like this is a gift that I'm giving

20:07

to the families. Nobody has to worry about anything,

20:09

and I'll

20:10

marathon it through. I love that. All right,

20:12

Rafe, you and Tina? I probably...

20:15

It's pretty... I can't

20:17

sleep in a car, and she can, which

20:20

I get mad at. She will admittedly

20:22

tell you she is an absolutely terrible driver.

20:24

She's had so many... Her insurance is

20:27

insane. She's

20:29

lucky she's covered. She's been

20:31

dropped. Oh, she has. Yeah, yeah.

20:34

Oh, man. Yeah. She is

20:36

a... So actually, that doesn't make me want to sleep more.

20:39

Right. It takes a lot. It takes

20:41

a lot to be dropped from insurance. She doesn't

20:43

have depth perception, and

20:46

she will tell you this. She is a brake

20:48

rider, so if you try to sleep in the car and she's driving,

20:51

good luck. It feels like you're in a trebuchet

20:53

getting launched every... Oh, my gosh. She'll

20:56

tailgate people. She slams on... It's

20:58

like she got as much as she complains about her father. She's just

21:00

like him, because her dad, Igor, the

21:03

Russian, thinks that brake sensory

21:05

assist is

21:06

a robot braking system. He

21:09

doesn't use it. They have an

21:11

Acura, and we went to Washington, D.C., and I mean,

21:13

dude, we were coming to some hard stops. I go, Igor,

21:15

get off the brake, man. He goes, what brake? Car

21:18

does brake. And I'm like, no, dude, that's like

21:21

emergencies only.

21:22

He was just using it as a feature. And

21:25

you saw that one commercial where a tree falls

21:27

and the car stops, and he's like, oh, look at

21:29

that. I'll get that. She

21:31

does drive a lot. I mean, we go...

21:34

If we go on a long trip, it's probably

21:36

50-50. If I get tired

21:38

or something, she will drive.

21:40

I'm probably the default driver because I don't drink,

21:43

and so when we go out... Yeah,

21:46

you are the designated driver. I'm talking even just

21:48

menial tasks. Me too. During

21:50

the week. I probably drive

21:52

a little more than her, but it's pretty...

21:55

Usually it depends on who's car we take. If

21:58

she's like, let's take my car. She

22:00

kind of is the default. Unless she sometimes she'll ask me like,

22:02

well, you drive.

22:04

I want to post something on. I'm working

22:06

on putting the podcast up. You know, we both

22:08

usually whoever's in the passenger seats doing

22:11

something on the phone. So it's

22:13

like, what about you, Scott? Yeah,

22:16

I usually am the one that drives. I

22:18

mean, she will, if we're doing a big road trip or something,

22:20

sometimes she'll hop in there, but

22:22

I, I just get too bored and

22:24

the passenger seat. So I love to drive

22:26

to where I can actually think. And, and

22:29

if everyone's sleeping, it's a wonderful time. Just

22:31

to, I don't know, just enjoy the drive

22:33

and look at everything. See all the barns and all

22:35

the flat ground everywhere around us. I love it. It's

22:38

beautiful. I'll be honest with you. If I, you know, I'm

22:41

in a parking lot of a grocery store and I see, uh,

22:44

the woman getting the, in the driver's seat

22:47

and the guy getting the passenger seat, I go, wow. I wonder

22:49

what's going on there. Jeff

22:52

was always proud of that. He was always, he was

22:54

always proud that Julie drove. Jeff

22:56

sat in the backseat. I love that. Jeff sat

22:58

in the back seat

23:01

per her request. Yes,

23:03

he did. Are you serious? Oh yeah. He'd let one

23:05

of his daughters to the front. Oh

23:07

yeah. Okay. If there was a family thing,

23:09

I can, I can see that. I was like, what the hell? You're

23:11

thinking one empty seat. You

23:16

got to wear this cap. Wear the chauffeur's

23:18

cap. No. Oh yeah.

23:21

Like what you guys all have kids. Like,

23:24

do you, do you ever do that? You would never let your kids

23:26

sit in the passenger seat with your

23:29

partner, a drive-in

23:30

you've never done. Oh no. Sure. But I mean,

23:33

first of all, you got to be a certain, you got

23:35

to be a certain size to have it safely up there. You

23:37

shouldn't be putting an eight year old in the front seat.

23:40

If, if the back seats are available or whatever.

23:42

So yeah, I guess, I mean, I, I have,

23:45

but usually by the time they're that size or even want

23:47

to be up there, cause most of them would never want

23:49

to be up there. Then they got to hang out with my dad. Who wants

23:51

to be up here? Oh man. What's my son was able to be

23:53

in the front. Oh dude. He's up there all the time.

23:55

If there's just two of you, but I'm saying

23:57

like, if the kids are in the back. one

24:00

of the kids must isolate and go hang out with dad and have

24:02

to deal with Because

24:05

I'm cool Now

24:11

man, we're you know, I'm back in

24:13

the driving scene again I got a dry I got to

24:15

teach kids how to drive. So that's

24:17

that's already happening. Yeah Of

24:20

course I drive at night a lot too if

24:22

it's nighttime I'm usually driving

24:24

because of her depth perception and also like

24:27

kind of like moon probably too like

24:30

When I go do a gig If

24:32

it's Saturday night, and I'm in Oklahoma

24:34

City and it's a nine-hour drive. I

24:37

Leave right after the show. Yeah, and I'll drive

24:39

all night because like just me and the truckers dude

24:41

stopping it He loves filling up my thermos

24:44

way that you're bandana around you don't want to drive on 44 on

24:46

a Sunday You don't want to

24:49

it'll drive because there'll be one little lady Trying

24:52

to pass an 18 wheeler going point two

24:54

five miles per hour faster than the 18 wheeler And

24:56

I'm like it just took you 20 minutes to pass that truck Like

24:59

no one speeds up and you just get caught on 44 So

25:02

I like to just drive like smoking in the bandit style

25:04

at night I put on a podcast and I go David

25:06

who is

25:07

a police officer right as a cop I just

25:09

assumed the guy has a suspended license when the girls

25:11

driving

25:16

From

25:19

the generation We're

25:21

so used to our dad's driving. I'm you know what

25:23

from now on Tim's not driving anymore I'm gonna be driving all

25:25

the time just to screw with all the guys looking

25:28

at what's happening. You know I guess it's misogynistic

25:30

But that's you know again. That's how we grew up sure

25:32

I think but he could still pump your gas yes

25:36

Quality only goes so far if

25:38

a tire slide you know he's getting out That's right.

25:41

That's right some of it might be a holdover, but I think

25:43

on the whole we just have More

25:45

issues trusting people.

25:47

I think that is I think it's our phone I'm not gonna sit

25:49

here and just like blame the last generation.

25:51

I think this is our I'm a terrible I am

25:53

a terrible passenger.

25:55

That's what I'm saying. I could see that I will confess I

25:57

don't trust people even my wife driving. I

25:59

just don't I'm a better driver than you. That's how

26:01

I feel. I am a terrible

26:04

passenger. I will hold on to the oh-ish

26:06

handle. I'll admit there's like an

26:08

ego that comes with us dudes when it comes to driving

26:10

sometimes. Period. That's it.

26:12

I like it. I like that you're having

26:15

this breakthrough. I like that you're admitting that

26:17

you're a terrible passenger. I mean, you know, and

26:19

it's debt perception for Tina,

26:21

which is the issue

26:22

there. She does drive a lot. I don't mind. I don't mind

26:24

being a passenger. I'm going to... I play on

26:26

my phone. I'm going to bring up my dad's point when it comes to

26:29

a pilot. Because he was like, you know,

26:31

he was in the service and everything. And he said, man, some

26:34

of these guys that I worked with when they were when they were flying

26:36

planes, like there's some of the most arrogant, egotistical

26:39

dudes. And I was like, oh, yeah. And he's like, and that's

26:41

what I want. I want I want a man that's so very,

26:43

very confident in flying his jet or flying whatever

26:45

plane that I'm flying. And I want an arrogant pilot

26:48

and I want an arrogant driver. And I don't mean arrogant

26:50

in a bad way. I mean, like confidence. You

26:53

know what I mean? Yeah, I want somebody who's

26:55

overconfident. I'm just saying I know. I know. But

26:57

I just I want somebody that believes like they're

26:59

the best driver out there driving me. Period. That's

27:02

it.

27:02

See, I grew up in a divorced household

27:04

where we moved away 100 miles. So I had to whenever

27:06

I got my license, I had to learn how to drive two

27:08

hours to visit dad. Right. So I

27:11

hate long road trips mainly

27:14

because I've been dealing with them since I was a kid

27:16

getting, you know,

27:18

shifted back and forth to both parents

27:20

house. And so I can do the

27:22

long road trip. I'm just miserable

27:24

the entire time. I'd rather just be asleep.

27:26

I always look forward to the long road

27:28

trip until I'm actually doing the long road trip.

27:30

Right. I don't

27:32

mind it. As long as I got sleep before

27:35

the night before. We'll drive, you know, back and forth

27:37

to the East Coast. I do think it's ingrained

27:39

also.

27:41

Maybe more in men than women. I

27:43

love to make good time. Oh,

27:45

yeah. Does feel good. Nothing

27:48

gets me horny like

27:50

making good time. I actually said

27:52

that out loud and caught myself. Oh, yeah,

27:54

dude. The dad and me. Oh, I declare it. We

27:57

came back from the National Forest. You want to hear a

27:59

real.

27:59

You guys were talking about grunting when you sit

28:02

and stand. That's a dad thing. When you're like, ugh.

28:06

Like you're making those noises when you get in and out of a chair. I

28:08

literally got in my car alone the other day. And

28:10

we said, well, here we go. Nobody

28:13

else. Nobody else

28:15

in the car, dude. I announced

28:17

to no one that we were on our way. And

28:20

I was like, that was such a dad moment.

28:23

Well, even when you put Waze on, OK?

28:25

And Waze gives you the time

28:28

of arrival. And I say,

28:30

nope.

28:31

Dude, it said 7.01. I'll

28:34

do it now. I'll launch this. Let me tell you something. It

28:36

said 7.01. And we pulled in at 6.54. And

28:38

I went, you see that, son? We made great time.

28:40

I do it on the way to work. I still

28:42

put Hubbard in every day.

28:45

I know how to get here. I do, too. I

28:47

put it in Waze when I leave my house and be like,

28:49

well, you're wrong. Just so you can beat the commuter.

28:52

You think I'm going to get there at 5.17? Wrong.

28:54

I'm rolling in 5.12. Whatever

28:56

it says, I'm like, I'm shaving 5. I swear to God, I

28:59

do the same thing. I put it in my Waze every

29:01

day. What are you doing? It just says work. It comes

29:03

up automatically. I'm going to work. And

29:05

it is a game. And

29:06

you try to beat it. This is your little game that you play

29:08

with your kids on. The game is afoot, dude. That's my checklist.

29:11

Every day. Every day. I love that. I do

29:13

Wordle. You guys do this. That's fantastic.

29:15

I usually can shave four

29:17

minutes off the estimated time arrival. Four

29:20

minutes in that distance? You are doing two fast. No,

29:22

I'm not. And I don't go that. No, I set my cruise

29:24

control. I learned my lesson. Set

29:26

your cruise control for two fast. Four

29:29

minutes? I swear to God. It was a 2 and 1 by 5

29:31

hour drive. And I shaved 10 minutes. I was proud of myself.

29:34

I set my cruise for 65 on 40.

29:38

I don't go over 65.

29:41

Hand to God. Then how

29:44

are you getting here earlier? Magic. Don't make no damn

29:46

sense. That doesn't make any sense. Well, you're also supposed

29:49

to make a left on balance over here, which is stupid.

29:51

You got to come up here. You got to come up here and go around.

29:53

Boom. That's awesome. That's the whole thing. You

29:56

can go left on green right here. You don't have

29:58

to wait for that arrow for a minute to work.

29:59

I understand. No, remember that one time I was driving

30:02

in? I think this was during my charger

30:04

days. Dude, that would stress me out though with that stupid

30:06

light. If it hits red and you guys are playing

30:08

a game against the Waze computer, I'd

30:11

be upset. Careful, you see the Camry

30:13

coming. You see the Jeep coming. You

30:16

better stop, dude. Because I'm

30:19

trying to beat my high score. He's

30:22

got

30:23

like, with a knife, you just shaving

30:25

your dash. You guys think I'm taking notes in this book

30:27

during our... What are you doing? I'm getting

30:29

down how fast I got here every day. I

30:31

was driving into work

30:33

and this is when I had my charger. And

30:36

I was speeding on 40. You

30:39

had a charger, yes. And a police officer

30:41

pulled up next to me and with his loudspeaker

30:44

on the car called me an idiot.

30:46

Like didn't pull me over,

30:49

pulled up next to me, flashed the lights

30:51

on, like the over lights,

30:54

which that puckers you up at three o'clock in the

30:56

morning. Oh God. The boop, boop.

30:59

And through his loudspeaker and I could hear it.

31:02

What are you, an idiot? Yeah. It's

31:05

because you went flying past him, right? Yeah.

31:07

I went, yep. Yes. Oh,

31:10

that's me. Yep. That's why I

31:12

like Waze though. One, especially on long

31:14

trips. Well, I'll tell you where the police are.

31:16

Kind of let you know. That's a really... Damn, man.

31:19

Police ahead.

31:19

I don't use Waze. I just use my...

31:21

It's not bulletproof. My Apple phone

31:24

navigation system. Well, it's user

31:27

generated. So somebody had to pass it and put

31:29

it in. I love being the first. Love

31:31

to report it. Oh yeah. And then to give

31:34

you like how many people you helped at the

31:36

end of the week. Get out of here. I haven't seen

31:38

that. Oh Lord. It's a video game. Waze

31:40

is a video game. I've seen the...

31:41

There's a cone in the road. Is it still

31:44

there? Yes, it's still there. Well,

31:46

it used to be, they used to award points. I

31:48

think I stopped doing that.

31:50

Why? Because gamifying your directions. Because people

31:52

were like... It's dangerous? It was dangerous.

31:54

This is where men are getting their confidence like across the

31:56

nation, like through this Waze app. But you do

31:59

get a report. at the end of the week

32:01

and it says you helped 20,000 people. And

32:04

you also shaved off an entire episode

32:06

of Ted Lasso on your way to work.

32:07

I

32:09

start keeping track of those minutes and I'm like, bro,

32:11

I just, I literally reversed time. No,

32:15

you did. You just got literally reversed.

32:18

Yeah, literally I did. I

32:20

reversed time and I gave myself 35 minutes

32:22

to watch an episode of my favorite show that

32:25

wouldn't have existed anywhere else if I

32:27

didn't

32:28

play the game every morning. No,

32:30

I really, my Westworld is ways on

32:32

the way. I really in the morning don't speed anymore. I'm

32:35

terrified of getting pulled over in the morning.

32:37

I mean,

32:40

either wink, wink. No,

32:42

I mean, I set my cruise control because

32:45

remember there was that time I got so many tickets. I

32:48

don't remember. You got so many tickets one time. Here's

32:50

the key. Yeah, there was like, I got

32:52

like four or five tickets and pulled over

32:54

in a month. Wow. Where Tracy Bibb,

32:57

my dear friend and insurance

32:59

agent called up and said, what's going on here?

33:02

Are you okay? What

33:06

is happening? I'm addicted to ways, Tracy.

33:08

This is pre-ways. Oh, see, this

33:13

is the key for me. I live in the city

33:16

and I know that city cops

33:18

have bigger problems. They have bigger

33:21

fish to fry. So from

33:24

my house till I hit

33:26

pretty much 270, the

33:28

game is a foot. That's where you make up your

33:30

time. Then once I get on 270

33:33

and I start heading towards the page exit,

33:35

played by the rules, I let off the gas a

33:37

little bit. Yeah. That's where the time

33:39

gets shaved

33:41

because you got to really be waiting for you by the way. No,

33:44

they won't because I'm

33:46

just kidding. Did

33:52

you just winked with both eyes?

33:56

Then we worked downtown, stops.

34:00

and stop lights were optional. Oh man, that one on

34:02

Tru... Not Truman. What was

34:04

that light? That's

34:06

on 18th? 18th, yes. It was right there. It

34:08

was for that corporation. Yeah, dude.

34:11

And so there was no cars, no people

34:13

at that hour. And you would hit that light

34:15

and it was the longest damn light. I'd sit there for

34:17

six minutes and I'd watch eight people just

34:20

come up, look at me like I'm an idiot and go right through

34:22

it. And I'm like, come on, man, the one time I do this,

34:24

somebody's gonna be an officer. There's gonna be an officer. Yeah. And

34:27

I stopped using that light. You

34:29

didn't want people to just went through it? I

34:31

would pause. Oh, I would pause. I would pause a bit

34:33

and then there was nothing going on. I can't do that. I can't

34:35

do it.

34:36

Well, now they got rid of the red light cameras. That

34:39

was an adventure for a couple of years. The red light cameras. Yeah,

34:41

I can't do the red lights, man. I'm a law abider. I

34:44

can't do it. I can't do

34:46

it.

34:46

Well, have you ever been caught with a

34:48

red light camera? Yes. Yeah, it's

34:50

the best. Your picture? Yeah, because I didn't...

34:53

What's your picture? Because it said that I didn't come to a full stop before

34:55

making a right. So my wife got one and

34:58

she was arguing with me that it wasn't her. I go,

35:00

I could see you in the picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:02

I could see you in the picture. My car was stolen,

35:04

yeah. That's why I drive with a fake beard on. That's

35:07

not me. I

35:09

could see you in the picture. And I think

35:12

the racket was it would cost

35:14

more to fight it than to actually

35:16

pay it. Yeah. You

35:19

guys seen people run this red up here?

35:22

No. They do that every morning too. I

35:24

know, but there's still people running that red.

35:27

How do you do that? I'm like a, there's like a tractor beam

35:29

on me. I can't, I just can't. I mean, there's always officers

35:32

in this area here and this, like the new ballast,

35:34

Yeah, don't stop. It doesn't stop anybody right there.

35:36

Or you know what they do? They do the, whoop, whoop,

35:38

whoop, whoop, whoop,

35:39

around to the right, to the right, to the right. You're like,

35:41

come on, man. No, I'll stop. You're just running a red and

35:43

it's taking you longer. Nothing makes my husband

35:45

more insane than sitting at a

35:47

red light when there's nothing to be sitting at the

35:49

red light

35:50

for. Well, yeah. Is he a talker? He

35:52

starts getting left. I

35:54

don't want to see this. He's driving

35:56

and Tim is like the most even kill man, but

35:59

you get the same.

35:59

guy at a red light when he shouldn't

36:02

be at a red light in his opinion he is he

36:04

is livid it goes from 0 to 100.

36:08

That's King Scott he's the most pleasant loving

36:10

man ever you put him in

36:12

a car with a bunch of bad drivers around him and he's talking

36:14

to everybody. But

36:17

I also I think st. Louis is one of the

36:19

worst offenders on the planet with their

36:21

lighting system because there's lights that you know

36:24

when I come into work

36:25

we're on Page Avenue no

36:28

cars anywhere and yet you have

36:30

to sit there and let the full you know

36:32

like this one road will have no cars they get a green

36:34

light for like 40 seconds and then it goes

36:37

to the next road yeah full cycle and then

36:39

we have to wait 20 minutes it's like come

36:41

on dude this is one down here turning

36:43

city places on a is on

36:46

a camera that's on the sensor for

36:49

sure that one's lovely that was great

36:52

turning left into city place here awesome why are

36:54

none of the other ones on that I mean come on we're there

36:56

we put people on other celestial

36:58

bodies the best feeling in the world

37:01

and people that live in the city will know this is

37:04

that stretch of Kings Highway coming

37:07

up from Afton if you can

37:09

catch all the greens tell

37:13

you something I'll put a tingle

37:15

in

37:15

your all the right spots yeah but

37:18

all the right spots because it is just like and

37:21

if you don't it is a miserable drive well

37:23

if you if you've driven in New York City

37:26

the avenues go north-south so the

37:28

streets go east-west

37:30

avenues go north-south

37:32

the avenues if you hit they call

37:34

it the wave oh dude it's awesome they

37:37

called the wave because it's all that's a video game

37:40

and you could go from the

37:42

boop from down

37:45

you know midtown to all the way

37:47

up north on a wave and the coolest thing is

37:49

you can see it you see like

37:51

straight ahead like you see I'm straight ahead if you go

37:54

in the right speed limit and you're hitting

37:56

and there's and everybody's doing the

37:58

thing that can happen

37:59

Yeah, dude, driving in New York. The King's Highway is where that can happen

38:02

in St. Louis. If you hit, you gotta hit

38:04

the first one at the perfect time. And

38:06

if you do, and there's not a lot of cars on the road, there's

38:08

not a slow driver messing up the flow, you

38:11

can hit like,

38:13

if you can get past Barnes, where all those

38:15

stoplights are like, I mean like a block apart, right?

38:17

Yeah, those are. If you hit them just right,

38:20

man. Ride the wave. We were standing there

38:22

at Forest Park for the Purple Strive

38:25

the other day. I think Scott was standing next to me and

38:27

we're in the Upper Meadey parking lot and you could see

38:29

the buildings around you. I do

38:31

miss living down there

38:33

a little bit.

38:34

Yeah. Like I do miss living in the Central West

38:36

End.

38:37

That was a cool kind of period of my life. Was,

38:41

you know,

38:42

and listen, I love my children, but you know, it was just

38:44

my wife and I.

38:46

Yeah, city life, city life. And it was, you know, it was walking

38:48

places and not fun stuff.

38:51

And now, you

38:51

know, if you look at me in the egg chair,

38:54

you know, I got a backyard and

38:57

things to mow. Landscaping

39:00

to upkeep. Everything

39:03

was so green yesterday, which was

39:05

nice. But there's one thing I will

39:07

never get from my backyard. Never. What?

39:11

Never. What? Can

39:13

you guess? Pool. Well,

39:15

we're not getting a pool. Oh. You

39:17

always gotta know somebody would have a pool. Yeah.

39:20

The one thing you will never get. One thing you will never get. Well,

39:22

I never get. And I swear to God. Trampoline.

39:24

I will hold for him on this and you are right. I will never get

39:26

a trampoline in my house. Why? Only

39:29

bad could come from a trampoline. Because you know somebody with two

39:31

of them.

39:31

Well, but also, I mean, trampolines

39:34

can look real trashy after a certain amount of use. You

39:36

know what I'm saying? And then it's like, then you just have them there and

39:38

they become a fixture. Nobody's even on it.

39:40

I love a trampoline. Ours is about to

39:42

that stage now. Is it? You get the grass

39:45

growing underneath there. It

39:47

looks trashy. The dog's like underneath

39:49

it. Let's

39:50

get some shade. Sorry, this is what I

39:52

believe. Yeah. They

39:55

look trashy. They

39:57

do. Would you ever do the in ground

39:59

trampoline? Get that. Get

40:02

the **** out of here. You just

40:04

dig a hole. You dig a hole and you

40:06

put the trampoline. You put the piece of trash. All

40:08

I imagine is

40:11

my kids and one of their friends

40:14

bumping heads, breaking bones.

40:17

Dad paranoia. What do you mean dad paranoia? You

40:19

threw your kids off a cliff we learned yesterday.

40:22

I had to. Oh. I

40:24

had to. The

40:27

warnings and the paranoia come with the trampoline.

40:30

I will say

40:31

this. I agree with you. They

40:33

look trashy, but man, the first

40:35

week of having a trampoline, that is the most fun. And then after that, it kind

40:37

of just... Wait a second. Do you have a trampoline?

40:40

No, I never got a trampoline. You checked my privilege?

40:41

Everybody needs to check their privilege.

40:44

Trampoline was a sign of wealth when I grew up. Here

40:46

we go. Okay. Trampoline where

40:48

I grew up meant your family had money. Where'd

40:51

the turn come? I don't know. When

40:53

all the trampolines from the wealthy families went to

40:55

the poor families, I don't know how. I don't even know

40:57

what you guys are talking about right now. If you

40:59

knew a kid with a trampoline, you were just like, oh, I

41:01

guess your dad's in the mafia or a society

41:03

prince. I guess your dad is a scientist.

41:06

Yeah, exactly. Or a surgeon. I

41:08

think it's the injuries that happen. If

41:11

your kid was over at someone's house and they got

41:13

injured and they're rich, you're like, I can sue and get some

41:15

actual money. That's true. But if they're poor,

41:17

you're

41:18

like, ah, just take a risk. It's okay. If

41:21

you guys knew who is rich and who is poor with the trampoline

41:23

because the cover of the springs,

41:25

the pads, if that was gone,

41:28

then that was a hand me down trampoline. You're

41:31

getting blisters. You got a cut on your

41:33

arm now.

41:34

I'll tell you where. I understand what you're saying to me. Not

41:36

worth it. But the friends that I had that had trampolines

41:38

were missing springs. They didn't have a pad. Oh yeah.

41:41

They didn't miss a spring. Well, I didn't say.

41:43

I never said they were brand new. I don't think it was

41:45

OSHA approved. Yeah. That's

41:48

what I don't like about trampolines is like now they

41:50

put these little cages on them.

41:51

Oh yeah. Oh, the nets. Yeah.

41:55

You need the risk of like that double bounce is going to send you into

41:57

the stratosphere. Heck yeah. You might end up in

41:59

the trees.

42:01

You gotta get racked up on the springs a few

42:03

times. Like there needed to be some risk involved.

42:06

Now my buddy had a trampoline when we were growing up

42:08

and of course we dragged it next to the pool.

42:10

Yes. Yeah. Okay.

42:13

Like you're supposed

42:13

to. Exactly. Not in ground pool either.

42:15

The above ground. And

42:18

if you really look at a trampoline in an above

42:20

ground pool, same design. Yes.

42:23

It's the exact same thing. One

42:25

is for air and one is for water. And

42:27

it is to me

42:28

that was, whew,

42:31

man, if you had those two things, Oh

42:33

yeah. it's the closest

42:35

thing to like the white trash triple crown you could get.

42:38

And I loved it every second. Every second. We had a friend with

42:40

an above ground pool and a trampoline and a Camaro

42:43

and the yard. And a divorced

42:44

dad. Hell yeah. We did. We

42:46

put so many miles on Johnny Venus's trampoline

42:48

and he had the above ground pool. And he had

42:50

this tree that was the most perfect climbing tree

42:53

you've ever seen. And then he had a kickboard. So

42:55

behind the kickboard was the tree. And

42:57

then we put that trampoline underneath the tree would

43:00

climb it and fall out of the tree onto the

43:02

trampoline. I mean, we slept

43:04

out there. That trampoline was so cool. Then you

43:06

jump into the pool. Then

43:09

you put it in between the house and the pool

43:11

and you run and you jump off the roof. I'm sorry.

43:12

I know this is probably some

43:15

of our parents are hearing us for the first time. You

43:17

run and you jump off the roof onto the trampoline into the

43:19

pool. Hello, if you can make it. Dude,

43:22

climbing

43:22

roofs, climbing roofs is the, sorry

43:25

parents, parents are like switch of shields. Climbing

43:27

roofs is a kid and being up there and jumping off the roof

43:30

and yeah, jumping on the trampoline into the pool.

43:32

Bro, I spent 30% of my childhood on

43:34

a roof. Same. Easy.

43:37

And maybe for me, it's the paranoia of maybe

43:40

not my kids getting hurt.

43:41

It's somebody else's kid getting hurt from the

43:44

house. Oh, I got hurt so many times. I don't think,

43:46

by the way, we wouldn't just, like there would

43:48

be a spring broke here or there, but then when you start

43:50

really ripping springs or ripping the thing, we

43:52

were jumping on it when a

43:54

quarter of it was hanging down because it had no

43:56

springs on it. So we're just jumping on this side.

43:58

Now all the trampolines have this.

43:59

to have the cage around them like a UFC octagon. Right.

44:03

OK. I remember when I was a kid, my

44:06

buddy Ben had a trampoline, and jumping

44:08

and

44:09

missing the side and jumping

44:11

into the actual spring. Yes, like in the spring.

44:14

In between the frame and. Oh, yeah. Oh,

44:16

yeah. And then

44:17

the only thing you were worried about, you should have been worried about breaking

44:19

necks and stuff. You just didn't want to get pinched in the spring.

44:22

Oh, yeah. That was the worst part. That was the worst part. Or

44:24

it's the only thing you were worried about. I was like, ah, get away

44:26

from the spring. I used to only worry about

44:28

that until my buddy Joey's at our house, and we were having

44:30

a great time. We'd jump off my clubhouse onto

44:33

the trampoline. When my parents were gone,

44:35

we were doing smart things like that. And one day,

44:37

he just

44:38

landed wrong, and his tongue just happened to be

44:40

in the wrong place. He almost bit his whole tongue

44:42

off. Oh, my god. That was it, dude. So we got to pay for

44:44

his hospital visit. That was fun. The treehouse. That's

44:47

the white trash trifecta. You had a above

44:49

ground pool,

44:51

a treehouse, and a trampoline.

44:55

I'm like, dude, your dad is laundering money or

44:57

something. To me. It

45:00

was easier to get on roofs back then, too, because everybody had

45:03

the old antennas, the antenna towers on that

45:05

side of their house. That's just a ladder, dude. That's

45:07

just a ladder to fun. That's a ladder

45:10

up to fun. If you had a treehouse,

45:12

a trampoline, and an above ground

45:15

pool outside, that means your parents didn't want you inside.

45:17

Oh, yeah, and I'm hanging out at your house. I'm hanging

45:19

out at your house. There's probably nothing to do in the

45:21

house.

45:24

Also finding a friend with a pitched roof, just so

45:26

you could play the game, throwing a ball

45:28

up there. Oh, god, they're letting it roll

45:30

off. Yeah. That was a good one. I don't even know if people

45:32

play that anymore.

45:33

No, they don't. No. But

45:36

I wasn't doing flips or anything. I had a buddy who

45:38

would

45:38

do a flip or backflip, whatever. But I was

45:41

good at timing it if there's two people on there, timing

45:43

it and jumping. They jump to deaden

45:46

it.

45:46

So it basically breaks their knees, kills it.

45:49

You would. It'll be a breaker. You

45:51

know how I'm talking about it. They get a grumple.

45:54

I love doing the uh. Yeah, they fold up. Moon,

45:56

you probably were like me. You did the summer's out, the backflips.

45:59

And then I. remember doing the like you would jump

46:01

up and you would do the you would land on your

46:03

back and you would pop you back up Yeah

46:07

Honestly

46:10

if we didn't have that trampoline if Johnny Venus

46:12

another trampoline I probably wouldn't

46:14

have some wouldn't be friends with him that's my I wouldn't have

46:16

some of the Success in music that I would

46:18

because you know what what did our band become

46:20

famous for the backflips right and that all started

46:23

In his crazy backyard.

46:24

Did you use Johnny Venus for a trampoline? Of

46:27

course, yeah, is that why that's why you're

46:29

friends with them or was the friendship first

46:31

and then all the friendship I think the trampoline was

46:33

first He

46:36

called me he called me And

46:38

that now I bring up the trampoline thing because there's

46:41

a cool mom do we have my cool

46:43

mama Cool mom is

46:45

a cool mom Who

46:47

posted a video on tick-tock?

46:50

I guess she's gonna trampoline for her kids

46:52

in the backyard And she had transformed

46:54

it unbeknownst to her into

46:56

the

46:57

slip-and-slide trampoline of death That's

47:00

what I was gonna say when we used to jump off the roof onto

47:02

that into the pool You get one jump

47:04

this you got wet feet and hit that thing.

47:06

Oh this woman and people are roasting

47:09

this woman Okay

47:11

looking back and I just don't want this

47:13

in my backyard The risky behavior

47:16

on a trampoline was a rite of

47:18

passage. Yes, it was it

47:21

Molded you into who you are today But

47:25

there's no doubt and and not my words these

47:28

springy steel monsters Help

47:31

this challenge the laws of physics with terrifying

47:33

consequences So

47:36

this mom Invented the trampoline

47:39

of death inadvertently. So she

47:41

posted this clip on tick-tock and It

47:44

has been commented on by paramedics

47:47

Firefighters, I mean just like hey, you're

47:50

a moron

47:53

So the original tick-tock video

47:55

she posted the mom recommends quote

47:58

a trampoline

47:59

sprinkler and dish soap

48:01

to quote entertain your kid for

48:04

more than an hour.

48:05

It's

48:07

the dish soap for me. So she

48:09

rubs her hands like

48:12

so she puts dish soap

48:14

all over the trampoline and then hose

48:16

it down. And

48:18

then rubs it around so it's all foamy. Yes.

48:22

I like it.

48:22

She calls it a bouncy slip and slide. And

48:25

people are like,

48:26

you let your kid on this? You're going

48:30

to kill somebody. She probably did this as a kid.

48:34

I mean, dude,

48:36

yeah, sure, this is dangerous, but I mean, it's

48:38

no dangerous than being creative. And any other way, the popcorn

48:40

game that we used to play, my head is down there.

48:43

You remember popcorn? No. Oh,

48:45

popcorn is it so remember the double bounce he's talking about? Yeah. Well,

48:48

you get four or five kids, which A, against

48:50

the rules, but four or five kids on the same trampoline.

48:52

And then one of

48:54

you sits down, hugs

48:56

your knees. You're just a piece of popcorn kernel. And

49:00

if you let go, if the kernel pops, you lose. And

49:04

it's everyone else's job. I don't know if you guys see this game again.

49:07

Okay, okay. I know exactly what you're talking about. So whatever.

49:10

I never played these trampoline games. I was just trying to survive. So

49:13

yeah, if there's one or two of you, you're doing the stuff.

49:16

Okay, so I think we did play it. I

49:18

know that was cool. And you

49:19

got to walk up to them and start thumping

49:21

them to get them to pop. Oh, you bounce your double

49:23

bouncing. And these people are just flipping

49:25

and they're going all over the place. They're not staying

49:27

on the trampoline for more than 60 seconds firstly. And

49:30

secondly, this is pre cage. Yeah.

49:33

And if they're good at popcorn, they're bound

49:35

to get hurt because they're not letting go. They're

49:37

laying it on her head. They're curled up like this. Okay.

49:40

Now throw dish soap on there. I'm sure

49:41

we did. I'm sure we did. That's

49:44

wild. Maybe as

49:46

a kid, you choose to do that because you're experimenting

49:49

as an adult or. Cool

49:51

mom.

49:53

I mean, yeah, this is the kind of behavior that should not be

49:56

encouraged. All of it is.

49:58

That's what I'm trying to say. I mean,

50:00

how many hours do you get on a trampoline before you start

50:03

having to get creative and do this stuff? There's

50:05

only so many things you can do. Maybe you got creative on your own. Up, down, up,

50:07

down, up, down. Oh, higher up,

50:09

down, higher up, down. Now

50:12

let's get creative. You get creative on your own. My

50:16

mom never came out and said to do this or

50:18

do that or take this risk. You did it on

50:21

your own. Do you want the kids outside

50:23

or do you want them inside on their phones?

50:25

Like, you can't have both. You either send

50:28

them outside with the dish soap trampoline. Okay, fine.

50:29

I don't want

50:31

you guys inside. I got you all firearms for today.

50:34

Right. That's how some families

50:36

are. So, I don't know. Go have

50:39

fun. I don't want to see you till the sundown. I

50:43

would try out the soap trampoline. Somebody

50:45

wrote, doing this will really

50:48

spice up your summer. Well, if you consider going to the hospital

50:50

spicy.

50:52

Does she have a cage on that one?

50:54

Yes, there is a cage on that one. All right, honestly. Seems

50:56

low risk to me. Right. That's one.

51:00

It was a 90s tramp. Yeah. You're

51:03

going to go, you're getting off of

51:05

that thing quick. But if you got like a little cage to keep

51:08

you inside it, you're just slipping and sliding all around.

51:10

Yeah, the worst part about this is you get soap in your eye. And

51:12

then you're upset about that. Listen, man, I- Guaranteed

51:15

this ends in a hospital trip. Guaranteed.

51:17

I would like a follow up at the end of the summer. I know

51:19

there's plenty of hospital trips that happen and

51:22

injuries that happen at these trampoline parks. But the trampoline

51:24

parks are one of the coolest and the best thing to ever happen.

51:27

Because A, I mean,

51:28

who didn't walk in one of those things for the first time and go, damn

51:30

it, where was this in the 80s? I mean, I'd have

51:33

been here every other day. But

51:36

the safety aspects of it, you know, they got the pads,

51:38

like our kids are like, we've

51:40

foam-panded their life. And at the same time,

51:42

enhanced it. They got dodge ball over here. You're dunking

51:44

basketballs over here. You got a super trampoline. It's

51:47

the greatest.

51:47

The best case scenario with a trampoline

51:50

is ending with a broken leg. Hmm.

51:53

I think that's the best case scenario. That's the best case scenario. I never

51:56

broke a leg. That's the best case scenario is you jump

51:58

on it and go in the house. Nope.

51:59

Welcome to the window. It's a

52:02

ticking tie bomb, Rafe. Whatever,

52:04

man. Where does it end? Learn

52:06

brought up Chad's yesterday. And

52:08

I said I had a good buddy named Chad. He

52:11

happened to break his back on his trampoline when he was a kid,

52:13

all by himself. There you go. I had

52:15

to go. All by himself. But he's doing fine now, because

52:18

the trampoline, he got exercise in. I had second

52:20

cousins that had that,

52:23

like the Olympic trampoline. They were like tumblers

52:25

and gymnasts. Oh, like the big rectangle

52:28

one. Dude, that thing. What they had

52:30

targets on it. You got dangerous high

52:32

on that. Like the little round ones from Walmart,

52:35

whatever. But this one, these

52:36

guys were so into it. These were like,

52:39

I didn't visit them often. But like once or

52:41

twice a summer, I'd go to their house. They

52:43

had like Olympic rings in the tree.

52:45

And they would practice the rings out in the yard. That's

52:48

how they could do it. They could like the

52:50

cross. Holding. Like

52:52

Vince Moss was going to sing. Yeah, exactly.

52:55

And they could do it. So they had the rings. And the rings were close

52:57

enough that you could swing. And

53:00

jump on the trampoline. They were so good at

53:02

launching you. Because

53:04

they were like doing this every day. My

53:06

cousin Robbie would get up and do flips. He was

53:08

doing like triple backflip. He did competitive

53:11

trampoline stuff. There's a YouTube channel. It's

53:13

like a. I didn't belong on there. You

53:18

would hit the ground and then. And they were not invested

53:20

enough in me as a second cousin to care what happened to

53:22

me. There's a YouTube channel. It's like

53:24

a trampoline next to a giant wall. And

53:26

these people do like these. Oh, yeah. Flips.

53:29

And they land up on the wall. They're just at the circus.

53:31

And that's one of the acts. Like or they'll land like

53:34

they'll

53:34

like land on top of a Gatorade bottle with

53:36

one foot. Yeah, I mean, it's. Incredible.

53:38

Athleticism is wonderful. I

53:41

remember my buddy. We put a basketball

53:43

hoop on one of the stanchions. Oh, sweet.

53:46

But no cage. And you try to dunk and you miss. And

53:48

you go right off the trampoline. You

53:50

see how fun this looks? Look at this. Look at this.

53:53

I

53:53

mean, come on, man. I'd have been on this for six hours

53:55

a day. The trampoline walls. The

53:57

trampoline. Wow. That would be so cool.

54:00

This is basically what my cousins were doing to me, but

54:02

no wall. They were just like,

54:05

just jump. And then they were launching me into

54:07

the stratosphere on that rectangle thing,

54:09

man. Yeah. Yeah. Throw

54:11

some dish soap on there. Yeah.

54:13

Saturday. I forgot, man. I

54:15

know I talk about Mama Moon a lot, but she was first in

54:17

the paper, first recognized

54:19

for her trampoline skills, the Olympic trampoline

54:22

thing in the fifties.

54:23

Oh. Sir. Oh. Oh.

54:27

Oh. Oh. That's

54:29

how she made the paper here in St. Louis. Ooh. We

54:32

got to go find one of these trampoline walls in half a day. They

54:34

got them at the parks. They got them at the- It's

54:36

not like you could just get up and do that. How

54:39

do you know? You've never done it before.

54:41

Yeah, you don't know nothing about- I know nothing about it. No

54:43

trampoline skills. You have a velocity. You're

54:45

not going to be like these people on YouTube. Well, no,

54:47

not yet. Right away. Look at that. It

54:50

just runs up it. Oh, that

54:51

looks so cool. I don't have kids, so I don't ever have a reason to

54:53

go to those trampoline parks, okay? And I don't want

54:55

to be a weirdo just showing up as the total

54:57

adult. Come with us. We have birthday

55:00

parties here. I want to go. I want to dive into

55:02

that big old ball or big old foam pit. The foam

55:04

pit? Yeah, that's fun. I want to do the

55:06

trampoline ball. Back flip off into the foam pit.

55:08

Dodge ball. I want to do it. It

55:10

also is amazing. We played trampoline dodgeball, didn't we? I don't know, man.

55:13

Maybe that's your other friends. No, I thought we want to like skies on

55:16

or something. Well, here we go. Here we go. But

55:19

hurt. I don't remember that. Oh, I think we did.

55:23

I think you did. Oh, I

55:25

know I did. I'm surprised the

55:27

show hasn't had a dodgeball competition. We

55:29

did. Did you? Because

55:32

I remember doing it and

55:35

bouncing around and going, oh, this is not like the 90s where

55:37

I weighed a buck 10. Right,

55:39

right, right. Man, it's tiring. Was

55:42

it a Christmas party? I feel like maybe there would have been

55:44

a station Christmas party. No, I thought we did something at Skyzone.

55:48

Somebody emailed in that when they were 12

55:51

or 13, they got

55:52

their man bits caught in a spring

55:54

after a bad bounce. Just

55:57

the skin. Last time I used one. Just

56:00

the skin that would probably be a deterrent.

56:02

I'm not gonna lie. I mean how did That's

56:05

a bit. I don't know if he was free. I mean

56:08

we yeah, it must have been free ball, and

56:10

I don't know Speaking all the

56:12

good stuff do that on the trampoline that we wish we

56:14

had when we were kids that the kids have these days You know waiver

56:17

stuff signing waiver stuff not just trampoline

56:19

parks. They all

56:19

been a slide city or slick city That's

56:22

next to the where the old sky zone or Close

56:25

to where the old skies where my daughter does cheerleading the next

56:27

the next that's right They spray the soap on the trampolines

56:30

and brother. It's like soap on slides,

56:32

and you're just it's always packed It's incredible.

56:35

It used to be

56:36

Ample parking over there when I take you know the girl

56:38

down to gymnastics. I'm like come

56:40

on man. You've been to that You know go to

56:42

that I need to go all these places

56:44

dude people are emailing us some horror stories

56:47

on these trampolines. Oh, yeah I Want

56:51

to buy you good drag trampoline

56:53

by the garage to jump on we didn't know

56:55

that one tramp leg popped out and rotate

56:57

it Under the jump surface oh Stop

57:01

there. I don't hear I

57:03

mean I can't like it keep going We

57:06

know how this is we know somebody

57:08

gets in power delay We know

57:10

somebody gets in power with the leg my friend jumped on

57:12

it just missed and met the love of his life They're

57:14

still together

57:18

So how

57:21

do you like that know it all? You

57:28

know like we go over to boys

57:30

houses when we were girl gang You know

57:32

going over and Tommy's got the

57:35

trampoline and oh that was the best

57:37

Oh, yeah, I'll let the girls jump on trampolines all

57:39

day my right guys. Yeah Let's

57:43

throw the soap on there yeah

57:48

Remember the old man show yes

57:51

What the Jimmy Kimmel Anna girl was it yeah wasn't

57:53

that the intro yeah the girl it was girls on

57:55

trampolines That's how they ended the show

57:58

flow from progressive on that right

58:01

Yes. Yeah, because she's a she's a comedian.

58:03

Really? No, I don't. Yeah, well,

58:05

she's a stand-up comedian. Well, I know, but she

58:07

was one of the girls on the trampolines. She's from the Groundlings.

58:10

She's still an active member. She's

58:13

so famous from Progressive that she has a hard time

58:15

getting other roles. Well, she was in Mad Men. She's

58:17

very, very funny. Yeah, she's in a ton of stuff. She's great

58:19

in Mad Men. She was one of the, what do they call the

58:21

Juggies?

58:23

The girls? The girls on trampolines.

58:25

I think they were called the Juggies. Oh, I don't remember that. Are

58:28

you just throwing names out? No, I

58:30

thought I read that somewhere. Find it now. I

58:33

just remember she was something else. I also read that Paula

58:35

Deen was one of the women on. Paula Deen

58:37

was a Juggie. One of the women on.

58:43

Oh, man. Flow

58:45

from Progressive. She must have made

58:48

a boatload of money just doing those Progressive ones. I hope

58:50

so. Millions. She traded out

58:52

for free insurance. I don't know if it was a good idea. Millions.

58:55

Stocks and insurance, huh? She's amazing. She's

58:57

making millions off of that. I went and saw

59:00

a show in LA at the Groundlings Theatre, which is

59:02

where a lot of SNL alum are from. Very

59:04

good sketch.

59:05

And she's still an active

59:08

member on that. And I was talking to my

59:10

friend who is in the Groundlings and they said

59:12

like, she

59:15

has a hard time getting cast in stuff sometimes

59:17

because it's such a recognizable

59:20

role. That'd be tough.

59:22

I've often thought about that as like a performer. I'm

59:24

like, man.

59:26

I trade

59:28

national commercial recurring

59:30

character millions of dollars, but

59:34

it makes me uncastable in other comedy roles

59:36

because I'm so recognizable as the whatever.

59:40

Ray from all state. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

59:43

but that's

59:44

I mean, isn't that the I mean, is that the risk with

59:47

with anything anywhere to get a role? I

59:50

mean, for any role, if you're if you

59:52

share to the top and you're known for any

59:54

role, you get screeched real fast. Yeah,

59:57

that's the word. Because you've heard people. I've

59:59

seen a lot of.

59:59

times where an actor gets portrayed as something

1:00:02

and then they get upset and then all of a sudden they just kind of fade

1:00:04

out. But the ones who just kind of embrace it, they

1:00:06

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1:00:09

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1:00:11

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1:00:13

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1:00:23

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the trampolines at the end of the man show. I'm getting there.

1:00:33

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1:00:36

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1:00:37

It was late 90s, early 2000s. Mr.

1:00:41

Show with Bob and David. Great

1:00:43

show. She was on that.

1:00:44

Yes, she was the waitress. Now

1:00:47

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1:00:49

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1:00:52

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1:00:54

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1:00:56

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1:00:58

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1:00:58

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1:01:01

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37 years ago, 1986, a place I've never been,

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Dolly Parton officially opened Dollywood

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in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.

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Who's been to Dollywood? Not I. Anybody?

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me back. I can't get away.

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Forge? Is it about the same maybe as Branson or is Branson

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closer? It's further. Branson's closer. Branson's

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closer. 2.5 million guests a year

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down there in Dollywood. They employ 3,000 people. 35 years

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ago, 1988, Living Color releases their debut record,

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Pigeon Forge. And how long

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to Branson? About three hours? No, about four

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I'd say. Yeah,

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it's a little under four. And

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Runner and those by Rob Zombie. Yep. Fans

1:11:46

are accusing Tom DeLong of auto-tuning

1:11:49

his set with Blink-182 at Coachella.

1:11:51

Lots of people have been commenting online

1:11:54

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1:11:56

and the band has not

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released an official statement yet. What do you think?

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Who's not doing that? Yeah,

1:12:02

right. So voice

1:12:04

enhancement. I

1:12:07

don't care. He's got one of the

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most unique voices of that time, I think.

1:12:12

He's got kind of a higher voice. So,

1:12:14

you know, it could be age, it could be auto-tone.

1:12:17

He could be a robot.

1:12:20

He could be a robot. He could be a robot. He

1:12:22

believes in those... He's an alien guy. And he was right

1:12:24

about a lot of stuff. It's interesting.

1:12:27

I heard somebody there said. I'd like to hear

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somebody that, like, let's

1:12:31

say thinks that and is upset about that. How

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would they feel about, like, the tracks? The

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tracks they might be using or any other band that

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you go and watch. I mean, like, I'm not

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kidding. Over half of them are not

1:12:43

only using auto-tuning tracks and some other stuff, but I mean, how many guitars

1:12:45

can you have on a computer,

1:12:47

guys? Right. I'm

1:12:50

not even saying that's a bad thing. Lots of speculation on it. I'm

1:12:52

just saying, like, it's rare. I think

1:12:54

I may be at the point, like, okay, did you enjoy

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it? Just have a good time. Did you enjoy

1:12:58

it? Did he sound good? I

1:13:02

mean, if he didn't have the auto-tune, would it sound like crap? Right.

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But then he would have complained about that, too. Right. You

1:13:07

can't win. You can't win. You

1:13:09

can't win. You're there to be entertained. I'm not against you

1:13:11

if that upsets you. I'm just saying, where is your line? Because the

1:13:14

next show you go to that you're stoked

1:13:16

on and not

1:13:17

criticizing is probably using more

1:13:19

than time is. No, my

1:13:21

whole thing is, oh, man, the band

1:13:23

sounded like crap. And then they, next time they

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see him, they use tracks to make himself sound

1:13:27

good or auto-tune. Like, now they're using auto-tune.

1:13:30

Yeah. Nobody's ever happy. What

1:13:32

do you want? Nobody's ever happy. What do

1:13:34

you want?

1:13:35

The Writers Guild of America voted to strike

1:13:37

after they didn't reach a deal regarding compensation from streaming. The

1:13:40

WGA says the studios have, quote, used

1:13:43

the transition to streaming to cut writer pay

1:13:46

and separate writing from production,

1:13:48

worsening working conditions for series

1:13:50

writers at all levels. So you probably saw

1:13:53

this in the news or on Twitter yesterday. Tons

1:13:55

of people coming out in the streets for this. Shows

1:13:57

like The Daily Show last week tonight, real time.

1:14:00

with Bill Maher. SNL was supposed to have

1:14:02

Pete Davidson this weekend. That's not happening.

1:14:05

Jimmy Fallon had an employee that came out

1:14:07

and said that he doesn't appear to be supporting his staff.

1:14:10

However, his Higgins, Steve

1:14:12

Higgins was out there in the picket

1:14:13

line. Okay. So, a couple

1:14:15

of questions. So basically,

1:14:18

what I'm gathering is the writers are saying,

1:14:20

hey, this is now on a stream. Like the stuff we

1:14:22

write is now on a streaming platform. Why are

1:14:24

we not getting paid for this?

1:14:25

Yes. They're not getting, and they're making a killing

1:14:27

with these shows, these streaming services, right? Yeah.

1:14:30

So, they deserve to be paid, right? So,

1:14:32

I understand it's a contract thing. It's very much a

1:14:34

contract thing. So, and Jimmy

1:14:36

Fallon is getting some heat. It was some

1:14:38

disgruntled employee, who by the way, is not

1:14:41

even in the union, is not

1:14:43

even part of the strike, who kind of said

1:14:45

he's not supporting the writers, which

1:14:48

is crazy. So, somebody not even involved in

1:14:51

the strike is complaining that Jimmy Fallon is

1:14:53

not with the writers.

1:14:53

Well, when you have people like Jay Leno,

1:14:55

who brought donuts to the striking writers, I guess

1:14:58

they're just wanting everybody to be all in. So, all

1:15:00

it does is take donuts to endear you with striking

1:15:02

writers. So, is everyone going to start growing beards

1:15:04

now? Well, so it was like they said, while

1:15:06

Seth Meyers was on the phone call with the writers

1:15:09

when they announced the strike, and he said he's going to

1:15:11

help take care of their salaries. Right.

1:15:13

Well, when you're the boss, when you're Jimmy Fallon,

1:15:16

and your employees in quotes

1:15:18

below you are having issues,

1:15:20

and you aren't...

1:15:21

You know what he had planned,

1:15:23

Dr. who knows what he's doing. I know. I'm just saying

1:15:25

it doesn't look good. And maybe he needs to address that with

1:15:27

his employees. Either way. Maybe

1:15:29

he does. Maybe he had something planned out. Maybe. Because

1:15:32

I think NBC, as far as the NBC staff

1:15:34

goes, they said at the end of the month, you ain't getting paid.

1:15:36

Huh. Interesting. Interesting stuff.

1:15:38

So, all these shows might just stay dark for

1:15:40

as long. You know, the run and reruns of all the shows,

1:15:43

which bums me out, because I like watching Bill Maher on Fridays

1:15:45

and last week tonight. And I was looking forward to the SNL

1:15:47

with Pete Davidson.

1:15:48

I have a friend who's a writer for Bill Maher, St.

1:15:50

Louis guy. So I support him. I'm

1:15:53

a fan of real time. Interesting. They need

1:15:55

to get paid. The industry's changed so much

1:15:57

and as a comedian and a comedy writer.

1:16:00

It is important that

1:16:02

the amount of the slice of pie that

1:16:04

these giant corporations are making Because

1:16:07

you get paid different by where it's aired

1:16:09

whether it's network cable stream it the industry's

1:16:12

changed and they didn't want It doesn't

1:16:14

seem like these corporations really came to the table

1:16:17

in good faith from what I understand I have

1:16:19

a comedian friend who he

1:16:21

was on NBC on Dateline then He's

1:16:24

a writer And

1:16:26

he was just talking about like, you know We came to the table with

1:16:28

a lot of things that they didn't even address

1:16:30

like they didn't even come back with

1:16:33

a counter on Right, so it doesn't seem

1:16:35

it almost seems like I take it or leave a deal So

1:16:38

I know the head of Netflix was like we got enough stuff

1:16:40

in the can so so new stuff is

1:16:42

still gonna be coming out speaking of Netflix

1:16:44

so this It is a strike

1:16:46

But because it's a lot of comedy writers on strike one

1:16:48

funny thing about the strike the

1:16:51

writers of I think you should leave Tim Robinson show

1:16:53

yeah They were striking and

1:16:55

they put up an Instagram post and said if we can't get a fair

1:16:57

deal Then we don't even want to be around anymore. This

1:16:59

is what the show is now and their signs

1:17:02

say our bones aren't their money Pay

1:17:06

the writers and then

1:17:09

Fair residuals for corn cob TV.

1:17:11

So if you're fans of the show they're like they've gone

1:17:14

fully Inside the

1:17:16

show like they're striking on behalf of

1:17:18

some of the funniest sketches on I've never

1:17:20

seen I've never seen that Is

1:17:23

a good Oh, you would love it outstanding.

1:17:25

Yeah, and it's I think you should leave. I think you should

1:17:27

leave. Yeah, I hear good things

1:17:29

so Kevin Costner His

1:17:32

wife of 18 years has filed for divorce Kevin Costner's

1:17:34

had kind of a bad run. What's the

1:17:36

show?

1:17:41

They're

1:17:47

closing down the show they're closing down the marriage

1:17:49

There's no word on why this is happening Irreconcilable

1:17:52

differences is the reason they have three

1:17:54

kids and are asking for joint custody.

1:17:56

Did you ever hear the conspiracy theory with Kevin

1:17:59

Costner and Cal Ray? I have and I heard it

1:18:01

from someone who played baseball.

1:18:05

What is it? So, Cal Ripken Jr., he's

1:18:08

got the record for most consecutive games

1:18:10

played. They call it the Iron Man record.

1:18:13

It's like a... It'll

1:18:15

never be broken. It'll never be broken. I mean,

1:18:17

Lou Gehrig had the record and

1:18:20

one day when the Orioles were

1:18:22

playing, there was a power outage at the stadium which

1:18:24

delayed the game. And the rumor

1:18:27

has it that Kevin Costner

1:18:29

caught Cal Ripken, the famous

1:18:31

baseball player, with his wife. Other

1:18:34

way around. Oh, the other way? So, is

1:18:36

Cal Ripken caught Kevin Costner? Correct. They

1:18:39

were friends. He went home. He

1:18:41

had a lucky... The way it was told to me by someone who

1:18:43

played baseball at Ohio State, who had a friend

1:18:46

who played for the Baltimore Orioles, the guy I was in the army

1:18:48

with. Okay. Tell me the story.

1:18:50

His friend

1:18:50

played at Ohio State. He was a bench

1:18:52

player for the Orioles at this time. Cal

1:18:55

Ripken had... Either a lucky

1:18:57

glove or something that he had left at the house. Left

1:19:00

for the stadium, went home, turned

1:19:02

around, went back home to

1:19:04

grab his... Whatever this item was

1:19:06

and what's going on. Let's call Lucky Jockscrap. No longer

1:19:09

Lucky something. Yeah. Walked in on Kevin Costner,

1:19:11

banging his wife. Wow. Freaked

1:19:13

out, got into a fight with Kevin Costner, called the Orioles

1:19:15

that are not coming in. My

1:19:18

whole life's getting blown up. I just...

1:19:20

And they went and cut the power. They cut

1:19:22

the power at the stadium to delay the game. Wow.

1:19:25

The streak would continue. No. And

1:19:27

they got... Yes. I

1:19:30

don't know who won. I wasn't

1:19:32

sure which way it was. Well, I bet Cal won. He had a lucky

1:19:34

glove. Yeah. That's nuts.

1:19:37

I've never heard about that. Kevin's lucky it

1:19:39

wasn't a lucky bet. I can't remember if they

1:19:41

played the game at... or delay. I

1:19:44

thought they delayed it, but

1:19:46

that's that... one of these urban legends.

1:19:50

Has anybody asked them? Have they denied

1:19:52

it? I'm sure somebody's asked. I think Kevin Costner right now

1:19:54

is he's getting divorced. What's going on with that old

1:19:56

rumor? Hopefully after 18 years he walked

1:19:58

in on Cal Ripken. and he's like, gotcha. Yeah,

1:20:01

great. I told you I'd get my revenge.

1:20:05

King Charles is trying to hide his sausage

1:20:08

fingers and all the official portraits that are happening.

1:20:11

Oh my God.

1:20:11

I feel your pain, brother. So King Charles

1:20:13

III, you know, he's getting painted

1:20:16

because he's going to be king here. And

1:20:18

he wore a simple pinstripe suit. Now, royal

1:20:20

fans are quickly pointing out

1:20:23

that these portraits that he's having with

1:20:25

his wife Camilla, that he is

1:20:27

hiding his hands, his sausage fingers in

1:20:29

these portraits.

1:20:30

His hands are behind his back, right? There's one behind

1:20:32

the back. There's one where his sausage hands are

1:20:34

in his pockets. Thoughts? Well,

1:20:37

compared to the other pictures, are they all doing this? Are

1:20:39

they like this? Like hands up? Yeah, so they

1:20:42

show in their bulbs. What are they going

1:20:43

to look like? You know what I'm saying? His sausage

1:20:45

fingers. His sausage fingers came to light. I think it was during the queen's

1:20:47

funeral. They were like, what are you doing? I'm going to be a queen. I'm

1:20:50

going to be a queen. I'm going to be a queen. I'm going

1:20:52

to be a queen. I'm going to be a queen. I'm going to be a queen.

1:20:55

They were like photos of Charles's hand. They looked

1:20:57

all like... Yeah, it was just before that when he was

1:20:59

kind of doing something. I think he was on

1:21:01

a podium and they look like hot dogs. Yeah,

1:21:04

they're all like blowing up. It's almost like he's got

1:21:06

his watch on too tight and there's too much blood

1:21:08

in his hands.

1:21:08

Yeah, a little smokey. Yeah, they're not... It's

1:21:11

not like he has chubby hands. It looks like there's like

1:21:13

an issue. Yes, like a circulation

1:21:15

issue. It's not just his fingers, it's his hands. Yeah, he's

1:21:17

got a little puffy little Cabbage Patch hands. I

1:21:19

bet he has really cool... I

1:21:22

bet he has fancy gloves. That's what I'm

1:21:24

guessing those are. They're really big little ones. They're

1:21:26

just like... And the color of them too, like reddish

1:21:28

purple. Almost where you

1:21:29

look like... It looks like you could juice them.

1:21:32

Yeah, well hot dogs man. He's got the gout. He

1:21:34

has like blueberry juice in there. He's got hand

1:21:36

gout. He's got hand gout. He's got to get

1:21:39

off the port, dude. Can you imagine? Obviously

1:21:41

this is bad. You're going down Buckingham

1:21:44

Palace and there's one guy like this and then

1:21:46

the next one's like this. I mean, what are they... What

1:21:48

is he supposed

1:21:48

to do? Show his hands, get out of here. Well, I had

1:21:51

to look it up because I had never noticed his

1:21:53

hands and versus like, look it up. Look

1:21:55

it up, look up his hands. So everybody, it just, as long as you're not

1:21:57

driving, Google those little sausage fingers

1:21:59

and...

1:21:59

have a delightful Wednesday.

1:22:01

The memes are amazing. Yeah.

1:22:04

All right. And finally, the Rock and Roll

1:22:06

Hall of Fame has announced, only

1:22:09

one of us in this room has looked at

1:22:11

the announcement of the class of 2023. But

1:22:14

we thought it would be fun for all of us to make our picks

1:22:16

today on who we thought got

1:22:18

it. Before you do turn around and see King

1:22:20

Charles' Sausage Pants. No,

1:22:24

I don't know if that, I mean that ring's never

1:22:26

coming off. It says those are his, but like his face I

1:22:28

got the ring. Yeah, dude,

1:22:30

that ring. Get that note. No,

1:22:33

those are straight up stadium brats right

1:22:35

there. Put some mustard on those and

1:22:37

let's watch the Cardinals game. To

1:22:41

be fair, they do not always look like that.

1:22:44

I mean, they are something to be seen. He's got

1:22:46

some kind of circulation. I think

1:22:48

those are his hands. That's going to be the only thing people

1:22:50

are looking at during the coronation. Okay. So

1:22:53

the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame did announce this morning, who's going to be

1:22:55

in class of 2023. So

1:22:58

I will give you Dinah Huzin.

1:23:01

I will give you all the nominees and you guys,

1:23:04

I will tell you seven of

1:23:07

the 14 nominees got it.

1:23:09

So we all have a sheet of paper in front

1:23:11

of us, everybody except for Riz, where we've written down

1:23:13

who we believe is getting in. Seven

1:23:15

people or seven bands.

1:23:16

Seven of 14. Yes. So

1:23:20

tally up your score of how much because-

1:23:22

I wrote down who I would put in. Is that what I

1:23:24

did? Did I do it wrong? Yeah. You

1:23:27

had to think about who they were going to put in. Who

1:23:29

they were- I'm sorry. I'll read the nominees

1:23:32

and you guys write down, well, you guys have the nominees

1:23:34

in front of you, but people listening don't know who's

1:23:36

nominated. Okay. George

1:23:39

Michael, Cindy Lauper, Warren Zevon,

1:23:42

Iron Maiden, Soundgarden, Willie

1:23:45

Nelson, Kate Bush, Cheryl

1:23:48

Crow, Joy Division slash

1:23:50

New Order, The Spinners, Rage

1:23:53

Against the Machine, The White Stripes, Missy

1:23:56

Elliott, and A Tribe Called Quest. Right. Those

1:23:59

are

1:23:59

your- nominees. Now,

1:24:02

as learned or reported earlier this week, George

1:24:04

Michael won the fan vote,

1:24:07

followed by Cindy Lauper, Warren Zeev on Iron Maiden

1:24:09

and Soundgarden. Those who, those

1:24:11

are the top fan vote getters.

1:24:15

But that doesn't automatically mean any

1:24:17

of them got in. That was just the fan vote. That

1:24:19

was just the fan vote. They'll take it into consideration. So

1:24:22

today, at the Rock Hall released, who

1:24:24

is actually gonna be in the class of 2023. Okay,

1:24:27

so give me Moon. Give me your, who

1:24:29

do you think? Your seven? My seven?

1:24:33

Man, I don't, there's a couple,

1:24:35

couple cats on here. I don't know anything about, I don't know anything

1:24:37

about Warren Zeev. I don't know anything about the spinners. And

1:24:39

I know very little about Joy Division, other than I hear their

1:24:41

name all the time. Well, Warren Zeev on, you know, like Werewolves

1:24:43

of London. That's his big song.

1:24:46

Yeah, I don't know that. Okay,

1:24:50

well, I put his name on there just because I wasn't sure. And

1:24:53

I figured, well, he's got to be here for the reason.

1:24:56

My number one, though, is Willie Nelson. Two,

1:24:59

two first names. My number two is Cindy Lauper.

1:25:03

I mean, I

1:25:04

think she she'll get in at some point. I don't

1:25:06

know if this is her time, but I did put her for this list. I also

1:25:08

have George Michael on there.

1:25:11

This is going to be the one that I probably swing

1:25:13

and a miss Iron Maiden. I

1:25:16

have Joy Division on there. Again, I don't know

1:25:18

much about them, but white stripes

1:25:20

I put and then Warren Zeev

1:25:22

on. Now, I was going back and forth on Warren

1:25:24

Zeev on and Tribe Called Quest. But

1:25:28

I don't, his Tribe Called

1:25:29

Quest has been on there a couple times these last

1:25:32

couple years. Man, see, I'll

1:25:35

go. Tribe Called Quest is so good. It's so good. I'm gonna shoot.

1:25:39

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Warren Zeev on this one. I bet

1:25:41

Tribe goes next. Lauren, who are your seven?

1:25:43

My seven are George Michael, Iron

1:25:45

Maiden, Cindy Lauper, Willie

1:25:47

Nelson, The Spinners, Missy Elliott,

1:25:49

and Soundgarden. Okay.

1:25:50

Wow. So we had four the same. Rafe,

1:25:53

your seven. I have five matches with

1:25:55

Moon, four with Learn. I have Willie Nelson,

1:25:57

Rage Against the Machine, George Michael,

1:25:59

made in Cindy Lauper Joy Division and

1:26:02

a tribe called Quest. King

1:26:04

Scott. I think they're gonna keep rage out for a couple

1:26:06

years. Yeah probably. I have George

1:26:09

Michael, Cindy Lauper, Willie Nelson, a tribe

1:26:11

called Quest, Iron Maiden, Sound Garden and

1:26:13

I went for the wild one to discuss she's popular

1:26:15

now Kate Bush. Okay okay. This is Sound

1:26:18

Gardens first first no opportunity second

1:26:20

opportunity. Okay

1:26:22

here you go here

1:26:25

is your 2023 Rock

1:26:27

and Roll Hall of Fame inductees.

1:26:29

So count

1:26:29

them up and you got a point for each. Okay.

1:26:34

Getting in congratulations

1:26:37

George Michael.

1:26:38

This man just turned 90 years old

1:26:41

congratulations

1:26:47

Willie Nelson.

1:26:50

Did everybody have Willie?

1:26:51

Yeah.

1:26:55

Congratulations. Oh yeah.

1:26:58

Congratulations. I believe she's

1:27:01

from the area. Congratulations

1:27:04

Cheryl Crow.

1:27:07

Cheryl Crow. She was my

1:27:09

seventh originally. I thought they'd make her wait. Me

1:27:11

too. Me too. She's got so

1:27:13

many hit songs. She's excellent. Totally

1:27:16

deserves it. Anybody ever see her

1:27:18

live? She's still rocking

1:27:20

too. There's a great festival Roots and Blues

1:27:22

Festival every year in Columbia Missouri. I mean

1:27:25

it's they did an all-female lineup

1:27:27

last year so every headliner was

1:27:29

a woman and Cheryl Crow was like the Saturday

1:27:31

night headliner and you forget how many

1:27:33

hits she had. I went inside and she crushed man

1:27:36

and it was like a ton of hits.

1:27:38

Seen her open for the stone she got on stage

1:27:40

with the stone seen her open up for heart she's

1:27:42

excellent. Yeah she's great and

1:27:45

and this next one I really don't know much about

1:27:47

the spinners. I stare in. I got

1:27:50

I got yeah.

1:27:50

Tell me something. No

1:27:55

I honestly I put them in because they're one of these

1:27:57

classic Motown bands right? Yeah. Yeah.

1:28:01

Oh. Sounds old. It's probably their time. Can

1:28:03

you sing with something? I'm trying to... Um... Oh,

1:28:06

that's Ohio Players. Trying to see what

1:28:08

their songs were.

1:28:09

No, I put them on there just based on the fact that

1:28:11

they're probably trying to diversify every

1:28:14

induction each year, and so I figured an older

1:28:16

band like that, more classic.

1:28:18

They're like Ohio Players era? It's

1:28:20

a Motown 70s, Motown. Like

1:28:23

Disco Motown. Oh, 60s, mid-60s. Okay,

1:28:26

so before Disco.

1:28:29

Yeah, the Spinners. What's their big song? What's a Spinners

1:28:31

hit? Yeah, nobody's... This is not the room.

1:28:34

I don't know what song. Not the room. I'm

1:28:36

sure if somebody played me something. Right. Like

1:28:39

a hit, I would know it. All right, Spinners are in. Congratulations.

1:28:44

Kate Bush. Wow.

1:28:47

That's surprising. Kate Bush, who...

1:28:50

I only know from one song, The Runner

1:28:52

Up That Hell song, which had a resurgence

1:28:55

because of... Stranger Things. Correct.

1:28:58

I know nothing else about her. She's great, but she

1:29:00

would not be in the conversation if it weren't for the Duffer brothers.

1:29:03

And I'm not saying that's not a slight on her. But also, Meg Meyer had... It's

1:29:05

not a slight on her. Meg Meyer just had... She

1:29:07

covered that song a couple years ago before,

1:29:09

you know, the resurgence, so I think that helped as

1:29:11

well.

1:29:12

So the reason we're tallying these up, do you want

1:29:14

to explain what we're doing here? Are we still doing

1:29:16

that? Are we doing it? This is your show. Well,

1:29:19

being that, you know, I'm not in

1:29:22

it, it doesn't seem fair

1:29:24

to shoot the loser with an airsoft gun. Shoot the loser.

1:29:27

Where was I when this got to sound? Well,

1:29:29

Lauren and I talked about it before. Oh, Lauren and I talked about

1:29:31

it. Typically, there's an agreement with my asses on the line.

1:29:34

I was going to explain it to you, Hannah.

1:29:36

I know. I screwed up. I

1:29:38

thought the announcement was coming tomorrow. And we were

1:29:40

going to... All of us were

1:29:42

going to pick our picks, and then the losers would be... Or

1:29:44

loser would be shot with the gun.

1:29:45

It would have been nice to know my ass was on the line.

1:29:48

Well, yeah, I was going to say it. It's a slurnt's fault, by the way. Typically,

1:29:50

a conversational my ass is involved. Give me a... Hey,

1:29:52

you know, I was choosing with my heart, not my ass

1:29:54

on these. You know, it'll cut the tension, little spinners, right

1:29:56

now. Give me a little spinners.

1:29:58

Hey. Spin it

1:30:00

like it We

1:30:03

still got two more by the way, he'll never

1:30:05

love you like like dude The

1:30:15

ball hasn't started bouncing on the words yet. Oh,

1:30:19

this is like this is a karaoke version I got here Maybe

1:30:24

it's not Congratulations

1:30:30

I Congratulations

1:30:51

the spinners made it well deserved. Okay,

1:30:53

congratulations to this

1:30:56

was a surprise I

1:31:04

Anybody have Two

1:31:08

first names I thought they'd make her wait I

1:31:10

was looking at like people that are so actively

1:31:12

performing Just kind of a little in

1:31:14

that way my decisions. So we got

1:31:16

one more One more is

1:31:18

it gonna be Cindy Lauper Warren's Yvonne iron

1:31:21

maiden Soundgarden Joy Division

1:31:23

new water rage white stripes

1:31:25

or tribe called quest Man, it's gonna be

1:31:28

Zeeb on of the white stripes

1:31:30

Yep, I've botched

1:31:32

Who do you have left? I got Zeeb

1:31:34

on the white stripes enjoy vision. I got iron maiden

1:31:37

Cindy and sound guard Oh and Cindy, I'm up

1:31:39

to terribly right food you have left rage

1:31:42

iron maiden Cindy Lauper Joy Division and

1:31:44

a tribe called quest Scott to I got

1:31:46

Cindy Lauper tried a tribe called

1:31:48

quest iron maiden and sound garden Congratulations

1:31:51

to rage against the machine

1:31:53

I Would never have

1:31:56

thought rage

1:31:56

against the machine is a rock

1:31:59

and roll before Iron Maiden. Rage Against

1:32:01

Machine is a top three favorite band of mine, period.

1:32:03

But they went in before Iron Maiden. This don't

1:32:05

make no damn sense. Well,

1:32:08

I mean, how does Kate Bush get in Soundgarden? Yeah.

1:32:11

How did Kate Bush beat Cindy Lauper? I

1:32:13

mean, Cindy. Yeah. Rage Against Machine. Listen,

1:32:16

again, favorite band. I mean, favorite band

1:32:18

for a decade at least. And I

1:32:20

love them and they deserve to be there. But before

1:32:22

Cindy Lauper and Iron Maiden, for

1:32:24

goodness sake. I mean, how about Soundgarden being on the

1:32:26

Mount Rushmore of grunge music. Right.

1:32:29

Well, and Iron Maiden for metal. And last

1:32:31

year with Judas Priest's sort of induction

1:32:33

into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, like the metal

1:32:36

community was really excited. Like they thought, this

1:32:38

is it. This is going to be

1:32:39

it. The door's open. Everybody's in. It's finally

1:32:42

rock hall. This whole Hall of Fame

1:32:44

thing. It slowly dragged me back in and then boop,

1:32:46

something like that happens. And again, favorite band.

1:32:49

And

1:32:49

they kick me right back out. I think I'm more excited for Cheryl

1:32:51

Crow. I'm going to be honest with you. Good for her

1:32:53

and Willie. Yeah. And everybody else.

1:32:56

And rage. Hell, good for everybody. But this is dumb.

1:32:58

Does rage play? Does

1:33:00

rage play it?

1:33:01

I hope so. Is that going to have his

1:33:03

leg fixed? What's does rage

1:33:05

play the induction? To be honest, man, I don't

1:33:08

know. I got the feeling. And this,

1:33:10

I have zero information against the machine

1:33:12

anymore. That's what I'm saying. I have zero information

1:33:14

here. Zero inside information, zero anything.

1:33:17

But just from the last couple of years, the announcement

1:33:19

and then the pushback and then the broken leg and then the pushback

1:33:21

and the cancel dates. I don't think they're interested.

1:33:24

I

1:33:24

just don't think they're interested. I think Tom Morello is. Oh,

1:33:26

I think Tom loves just being out there and doing stuff

1:33:29

and doing anything. I don't think

1:33:31

the band and maybe it's just Zach and maybe it's

1:33:33

the whole band. Again, this is just totally perception,

1:33:35

fan perception. I don't think they're

1:33:37

interested in honestly, like working super hard. I mean,

1:33:40

it's like a one off thing. You know, they

1:33:42

do like three songs and they, you know,

1:33:44

film it for HBO. Everything that they stand

1:33:46

for. You think they're going to go up there and be like, thanks for the award.

1:33:49

I love being, you know,

1:33:51

this is what I don't see it. And

1:33:53

if I, and if I, and if they do, it's

1:33:55

weird.

1:33:56

I don't know. It's weird. They're not just a

1:33:58

band. They're supposed to stand for something. something like something

1:34:00

like legit like, hey, this isn't about this

1:34:03

or hits or trophies or whatever.

1:34:05

I don't know, man. I feel like it will be weird. I

1:34:08

feel like they're more like complain against the machine. Tom

1:34:12

Arrallo says, I mean, think

1:34:14

about it. Think

1:34:16

about what this is. This party

1:34:18

decked out, let's talk about ourselves

1:34:20

thing. I just don't think that that's so tough. They're more of a talk

1:34:23

to the manager against the machine at this point. Tom

1:34:25

Arrallo says, he said

1:34:27

this back in February. He goes, it's an honor to be nominated.

1:34:29

It's great for the fans. And it's something my mom would be very

1:34:32

happy about. So he's kind of going

1:34:34

out of the way to not

1:34:34

say his. Oh, Tom's going. Yeah, he's down. Tom's

1:34:36

going to be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You asked if they were

1:34:38

going to play. I don't think they're going to play. That's what I said. I

1:34:41

think they will. I think because of the absence of that tour

1:34:43

and just all the drama, I think that they kind

1:34:45

of, they're going to be feeling the heat. Like you

1:34:47

need to perform. People have been waiting to watch

1:34:50

you perform.

1:34:50

Go. But this is like the ultimate

1:34:53

in- That's business. It's a business move.

1:34:55

Decadence like me, me, me, 400, $500 a

1:34:57

ticket to get into this thing.

1:35:00

It's asinine to think. I mean, 1997 me would go, you're

1:35:04

going to tell me Reggie and Mrs. Machine is going to do this for

1:35:06

a business bump and for $500

1:35:08

ticket thing and to celebrate- At the same time,

1:35:11

it's a business. And I remember having

1:35:13

dinner

1:35:14

with the manager of my favorite band of all time.

1:35:17

And this band did not tour it for a while. Yeah. And

1:35:21

he said, hey, I'm going to tell you something. He goes, they're going back

1:35:23

on tour. And I go, oh

1:35:25

my God, for the fans? He goes,

1:35:28

no, for the money. For the money.

1:35:30

Yeah. Oh, they're not doing it for the fans? I

1:35:32

totally get that. It has nothing to do with

1:35:34

the fans.

1:35:35

This is kind of interesting. So Rage

1:35:37

Against the Machine has been nominated five times.

1:35:40

Willie Nelson, this was his first nomination

1:35:43

into the Rockin' Rockin' Rockin'. He's 90, come on. No, they

1:35:45

did it because of the age. They did it because there

1:35:47

may not, Willie may not be here next

1:35:50

year. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? George

1:35:52

Michael's dead.

1:35:53

George Michael's dead. You think George Michael deserves to be in?

1:35:56

I do. Yeah. This

1:35:58

was his first nomination as well. He wrote a classic. Christmas

1:36:00

jam. Again, Raiden should be in

1:36:02

there. It's one of my favorite band, most

1:36:04

effective bands ever. Music-wise,

1:36:06

everything. I think the thing that surprises me is,

1:36:09

I don't feel like there was a lot of diversity in

1:36:11

terms of styles of music. There was a lot of pop

1:36:14

folks got in. They

1:36:16

kind of ignored, you

1:36:18

know. Well, metal always gets ignored. Hey, y'all

1:36:20

heard that? Yeah, but I mean, it's like George Michael was kind of

1:36:22

a pop star. Kate Bush was kind of a pop star.

1:36:24

Cheryl Crow was kind of a mainstream pop star.

1:36:27

Man, I really think Iron Maiden should be in there too. That's

1:36:30

insanity,

1:36:30

dude. They're one of those foundation

1:36:32

bands, you know? Like, I mean, similar to Black Sabbath.

1:36:35

I don't know how many kids in school had a jean

1:36:37

jacket like you guys are wearing right now with the Eddie

1:36:40

from Iron Maiden patch on the back. Yeah, dude,

1:36:42

rock and roll. That was a cultural thing. Rock

1:36:44

and roll, rock and roll, Hall

1:36:46

of Fame. Rage against machine.

1:36:49

Iron Maiden, outside on the street.

1:36:52

Outside on the street. And it's nothing against rage.

1:36:54

What are we doing?

1:36:55

What

1:36:58

is happening? Joy Division 2, man. Like, punk

1:37:00

kind of got ignored. Like,

1:37:02

punk and metal. And like, if that's not

1:37:04

rock and roll, what is? Right.

1:37:07

Y'all seen a, or y'all heard

1:37:09

Urban Dance Squad? Oh yeah, that's the precursor

1:37:12

to Rage. Yeah, dude. Urban Dance Squad? You've

1:37:14

never heard Urban Dance Squad? No. Oh, it's

1:37:17

almost, it's almost a carbon

1:37:19

copy of Rage. Is

1:37:22

it any of the guys from Rage? No. No,

1:37:24

this is before Rage. Rage was influenced

1:37:26

heavily. Yeah, they got together and said, hey,

1:37:28

what if we do this and make it

1:37:31

three and a half minutes and awesome? I'm

1:37:34

not advocating for this, because I think it is me. But

1:37:38

were we going to shoot someone in the ass? Who actually

1:37:40

scored the lowest on that? Oh yeah. Who

1:37:42

did, yeah. I got four out of the seven. Holy

1:37:45

crap. What'd you got? I think I got

1:37:47

two, man. Two. I got three.

1:37:49

Oh. I crushed it then. You

1:37:52

only had four? I had four, yeah. Wow. Winner,

1:37:54

I got three.

1:37:55

No, I had two, man. Sorry, man. Yeah.

1:37:58

It's all right. Sorry, nothing. Well, and I wanted to

1:38:00

play too, I know you did I'm sorry. Anyway,

1:38:02

I'm sorry

1:38:11

Is this this is not

1:38:13

the song though that you would so deeper shade

1:38:15

of soul was urban dance squads

1:38:17

like hit

1:38:18

What's the one? Is

1:38:20

a fast lane? No? What's

1:38:23

remember deeper shade your soul play this give

1:38:26

me a little

1:38:30

I Know

1:38:54

that they're on the rooftop singing it. Yeah,

1:38:57

dude, it's Shoot

1:38:59

me. What's that song called? I'll find you sure

1:39:01

it's not fast lane No,

1:39:05

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1:39:08

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1:39:10

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