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the network. Van Lathan, what's good, bro? What
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is up, Woz? What
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kind of art guy are you? Look what's
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up. Look what's behind Woz. So
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this piece behind me,
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on my hike, in
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front of one of the rich people houses
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where I work out at in my neighborhood,
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they had like four paintings just out,
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like for anybody to take them. So
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I threw this one out. in my car
2:00
and just took it to my crib. Did
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you have it appraised? I have
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not had it appraised, no. Oh my God,
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Woz. Mia Woz going to Paris. Mia
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Woz going to Paris. The picture that
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Woz got behind right now is worth five.
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I can look at it and say it was worth five pairs. Mia
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Woz going to Paris. That's
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a buddy cop movie,
2:22
a buddy movie that they would love to make.
2:25
Two black Negroes.
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One of them finds an expensive picture, and then
2:30
we go on a European vacation. I'm going to
2:32
assume this joint is a replica of something, because
2:34
I don't think these folks would have just left
2:36
it out like that. But yeah, I
2:39
thought it was cool. I enjoyed it. And
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so I threw it up there, man. But
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yo, today we're on the
2:46
way back machine celebrating the 20th
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episode of one of the most
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notorious, the 20th year, excuse me,
2:52
of one of the most notorious
2:54
episodes of The Sopranos. That's
2:58
long term parking, man. This thing
3:00
dropped May 23, 2004. Just
3:05
crazy. Who was Van back
3:08
on this day? May 23, 2004? So
3:12
still in Baton Rouge. I had not yet moved
3:14
to Los Angeles. Still in Baton Rouge, right? I
3:18
was so deep into The Sopranos.
3:20
Wow. And my
3:22
palate, as far as television, was just
3:25
changing, because Sopranos and
3:27
The Wire were making me
3:29
look at TV in a whole different way.
3:32
The first show that I really latched
3:34
onto that I would say elevated
3:38
my expectation for episodic
3:41
art probably was The Sopranos. I had
3:43
loved television shows before. Obviously, we watched a
3:45
bunch of sitcoms growing up. OZ
3:47
had been around. A bunch of shows
3:49
had come through. Sex and the City had come through a
3:51
little bit. And I like to get my carry on every
3:53
now and again. But
3:56
I was somebody that was creating
3:59
my art. artistic
4:01
palette at 24
4:03
had just got out of college and I was
4:05
in the middle of loving the Sopranos, bro. Man,
4:08
it's so interesting to hear you say that,
4:10
to jump right in there, because I was
4:12
going to ask you if you were somebody
4:14
who watched the Sopranos when it originally aired.
4:17
I was not somebody
4:19
who watched it when it originally aired. I definitely
4:21
watched it while you're in real time. And
4:24
for related reasons, by the way, I went
4:26
to a high school in Queens called
4:28
St. Francis Prep. That was
4:30
predominantly white. And as you can imagine, because it's
4:33
New York City, a lot of Italian
4:35
kids in my school, and
4:37
they absolutely worshiped the show.
4:41
And for me, the way they loved
4:43
this show, Van, I assumed that you
4:45
had to be Italian to enjoy it.
4:47
And so that's why I just ignored it,
4:49
honestly, in high school. I was like, I
4:51
don't think that's something that I can enjoy
4:53
because these kids, every single
4:56
Monday after an episode aired, my classmates,
4:58
they were going nuts dissecting the episodes.
5:00
And again, I just assumed I was
5:02
like, yo, this is shit that white
5:04
people went into. And so I
5:06
ignored it until I want
5:08
to say, man, I would say I didn't watch
5:11
the Sopranos until probably like 2011. I
5:16
watched the Sopranos on demand
5:19
on HBO, whatever the
5:21
streaming service before Max was called out.
5:25
HBO now and obviously
5:27
fell in love with it. It's vaulted up
5:29
my top. It's at the top of my
5:31
rankings for TV shows because of all of
5:33
the things that you said, just
5:35
the comedy, just the writing,
5:38
the storytelling, the themes that
5:40
they touch on, et cetera,
5:43
et cetera. Incredible. And
5:46
the reason why I was hyped to do this episode is because
5:48
I think a lot of the
5:50
things that the Sopranos are about, the themes that
5:52
the show hits on are
5:54
just magnified in this
5:56
episode, particularly like. If
6:00
you've ever listened to or watched
6:02
or read a David Chase interview
6:04
after the show aired, just
6:07
him trying to explain like,
6:09
yo, we're not glorifying this thing.
6:12
We're not turning these people into heroes.
6:15
We're trying to explain to you like these
6:17
people are sociopaths and people
6:19
that you should not be rooting for.
6:22
And in fact, at every single turn,
6:24
we tried to indict the audience for
6:26
their love of these characters. It's like,
6:28
episode, my God. And
6:30
this isn't like the mission statement for
6:32
that thesis. It's like, wow. Yeah.
6:36
The Sopranos, really well said. The Sopranos
6:38
for me was at the
6:42
point that the show, that I got into
6:44
the show, I think the show premieres in
6:46
99, if I remember correctly. I
6:49
am a freshman in college
6:52
and the way
6:54
the mafia is being
6:56
positioned in pop
6:59
culture is different. Soprano comes around, the
7:01
Sopranos come around, around
7:03
the same time as Analyze This and everybody
7:06
talks about this. Analyze This is a comedy,
7:08
right? They actually referenced that in the pilot
7:10
of the Sopranos. And
7:13
Sopranos is a deeper look into the psyche
7:15
of somebody that will be
7:17
running a crew that will be on his way
7:20
up the mafia ladder. Now prior to this, the
7:23
idea of family and connection in the mafia
7:25
was looked at probably
7:27
most robustly in the Godfather, but
7:30
almost like a
7:34
royal family, almost in
7:36
the sense that there is a king, there
7:39
are princes, there
7:41
is subterfuge and espionage that
7:43
goes on at court
7:46
if you're talking about the Corleones.
7:48
It wasn't as
7:51
homey, as intimate,
7:53
it wasn't as messy. Of course there was betrayal
7:55
and all that other stuff, but it wasn't nothing
7:58
you could really glom onto because they seemed. to
8:00
like the tutors or someone like that. Around
8:04
this time, the mafia was just
8:06
weak enough to where a robust
8:08
examination of the humanities, the humanity
8:11
of the players involved was
8:13
appropriate, right? Not
8:16
like how powerful is Gotti
8:18
or Gravano or Casalano, like
8:20
how weak are they? A
8:23
different question. Now how powerful
8:25
are they? How weak are they? Like
8:27
what are
8:29
their foibles? What are their frailties?
8:31
Tony has a panic
8:34
disorder. He's going to the doctor. He's
8:39
got a soft spot for his son who
8:41
he can't rear as hard as what he
8:43
was reared. He's
8:45
got all these peccadillos that make them
8:48
make bad decisions. He's got
8:50
connections to people. He's
8:52
got a soft spot. Like how weak is the boss?
8:54
Now how strong is he? How weak is he? That's
8:57
what drew me to the show. At a
8:59
time where I was starting to look
9:01
at my own dad and other people
9:03
and starting to see them for who
9:05
they really were. So automatically
9:08
I'm into the show. By the time we
9:10
get to season four, the show had completely
9:12
transformed. Obviously you know, the show had gone
9:14
from a more intimate portrayal of that to
9:17
the highest of high prestige shows. This particular
9:19
episode is about all of that stuff that
9:21
you're talking about. It's about
9:23
reassessing family. It's about losing
9:25
family. It's about stakes. It's
9:28
about existential questions that you'd have
9:30
to ask about like negotiating
9:33
what kind of life you
9:35
want to lead and
9:37
who you want to lead that life with. Like
9:41
all wrapped up in a big cannoli
9:44
of family dysfunction and
9:47
deep, deep, deep resentment and retribution for some
9:50
of the characters. It's one of the
9:52
most perfect, one of the
9:54
most dramatic episodes of television ever created. So
9:56
as I mentioned, man growing up in
9:58
Queens, how I did. to the schools
10:00
that I did, my
10:02
proximity to Italian culture, you
10:06
know, it definitely shaded, especially when
10:09
I got deeply into the show,
10:12
my view on things like, for instance,
10:15
all of the things you talk about when
10:17
you talk about stuff like the Godfather and
10:19
Goodfellas and that kind of thing, like the
10:21
glamorization of the mafia in
10:23
America, particularly the quote unquote five
10:25
families in New York, like that
10:27
did seem like something completely foreign
10:29
to my own existence, you
10:32
know, in New York City, like the idea
10:34
that like what they were doing seemed like
10:36
might as well have been happening on another
10:38
planet. However, in high school, because there was a
10:43
lot of intermingling between us and
10:45
the Italian kids and the Irish kids and the Greek kids
10:47
and all of that, oftentimes you
10:50
might go to a house party and
10:52
you might need a kid who doesn't go to
10:54
your school but lives in the neighborhood of somebody
10:57
that you go to school with and he's at the
11:00
same party and they'd be like, yo, such and such
11:02
is, you know, not that he's
11:04
some maid guy or blah, blah, blah, but
11:06
he's got some kind of connection to that
11:08
thing. Uncle, cousin, whatever. Right,
11:11
right. And in fact, there's this, there's
11:13
this dude that I met, his
11:16
name was Fat Nick, not making it up,
11:18
his name was Fat Nick. And so I
11:20
met him, partied with him, not like we
11:23
became cool and nothing like that, but like
11:25
I met this kid who I want to
11:27
say two or three years after I graduated
11:29
high school was arrested for beating
11:31
the shit out of some black dude in
11:33
Howard Beach on what people
11:36
described as like a racialized crime. He
11:38
claimed that the kid was trying to
11:41
break into cars and he beat the
11:43
dude, then they paralyzed the
11:45
kid with a bat.
11:47
I'd met that dude before who basically
11:49
performed the fucking lynching in
11:51
Howard Beach, right? And so once I
11:53
start watching the Sopranos, like you
11:56
sort of, I can sort of
11:58
make the one-to-one connection of like, Just like
12:00
in our neighborhoods, there were certain people that people
12:02
whisper about like, yo, such and such is doing,
12:05
he's a part of this crew that does, essentially
12:08
does crimes. Like you've sort of learned
12:10
like in white New York, in white
12:12
working class New York, that's their
12:14
version of that shit, right? Except
12:16
they just got movies made of it. So
12:18
now, you know, you watch the Sopranos and
12:20
they get a little bit more intimate about
12:22
the inner workings of the shit and they
12:24
just bring it, you know, full circle, basically.
12:26
Right. Let
12:29
me ask you something about this episode.
12:31
Would you categorize this episode as
12:33
the episode where Adriana dies? Yes.
12:38
You think of all the storylines that are
12:40
running. That's
12:42
the big, because
12:44
I was thinking about this, obviously, that's
12:47
the headline, right? This is
12:49
the episode, but it's also the episode
12:51
where Johnny SAC is so consequential, where
12:53
Johnny becomes the king of New York.
12:56
Where Tony tells on the fuck off,
12:58
where it can
13:00
also be looked at as the
13:02
episode where Chris dimes Adriana out.
13:04
Yes. Obviously, it's the episode where
13:07
Adriana dies, but so much that
13:10
is super important to the
13:12
series happens in this episode.
13:14
Yes. You are like, if
13:17
you're looking at the show
13:19
outline, Adriana, who's basically a bit
13:21
player in the series, if we're
13:23
being honest, I don't
13:26
think her death moves
13:29
the quote unquote story or
13:31
plot forward in any
13:33
meaningful direction for the main
13:35
characters. Like
13:37
I think Christopher and Tony's relationship was
13:40
always headed in a certain direction. But
13:43
this was a, but you're right. But
13:45
this was the, just
13:48
real quick, because this is called gentle
13:50
pushback. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Let me tell
13:52
you why I disagree a little bit. I caught
13:54
something here. I'd
14:00
never caught before. Did you watch the Many Saints
14:02
of Newark? I did. Okay,
14:05
so at the beginning of the Many Saints of Newark, and
14:08
one of the most fascinating narrative choices
14:11
that I think I've ever seen, they
14:13
choose to have Montesante narrate
14:15
the movie from the crate,
14:18
right? Like he's in
14:21
hell. And... And...
14:25
You know, but they're not weird, they didn't...
14:27
So in hell, and the cameras
14:30
navigating itself through the graveyard, and they're
14:32
headed to the plot where
14:36
he's buried, and he talks a
14:38
little bit about it, and he says Tony
14:40
Soprano, the man who I went to hell for. Yes.
14:44
That originates in this episode,
14:46
where he says, that's
14:49
the man I'm going to go to
14:51
hell for, right? I
14:54
think the beginning of Christopher's
14:57
trajectory to hell is
14:59
with the murder of Adriana. I
15:02
think that's the moment he
15:04
had one last shot at,
15:07
ostensibly, humanity. The
15:11
moment where he sees the guy, the guy
15:14
with the mullet, and
15:16
the boy, Adrian Brody. Yeah. The
15:20
moment that he sees him, that
15:22
choice is Faustian. Yeah. Because
15:25
it literally is, oh my God,
15:28
I could
15:31
go and have a family and stuff.
15:33
He's standing in front of a Hummer. That's
15:36
the lifestyle. He's
15:39
already sold his soul, but this
15:41
is his last chance to return it, right?
15:43
To get a return on it. He'd have to
15:46
leave, but if he does that, that's
15:48
the life. He's taken a life that's
15:50
purer in emotion and
15:52
in, I guess, action,
15:55
but disgusting to him in
15:58
terms of lifestyle. And he chose
16:01
to go with the devil, who in
16:03
this case was Tony Soprano, and she
16:05
was the sacrifice. And so when I
16:07
look at it, I think it was
16:09
incredibly important to Tony's and
16:11
Christopher's relationship. Am I reading it wrong?
16:14
No, I think you're right to say
16:16
that. I don't even disagree with that. I think
16:18
the way that I'm looking at it is
16:21
that having watched the
16:23
series over and over at this point,
16:25
right? And having developed
16:28
an emotional attachment to the character,
16:31
I think because we're doing
16:33
this in hindsight, we
16:36
might be elevating the
16:38
importance of Adriana in
16:42
the story because we loved her character. However,
16:44
I bet you people watching it in real
16:46
time was not like, oh fuck, Tony and
16:49
Silvio, I don't fuck with them anymore because
16:51
they did this thing. It's probably like,
16:53
yo, she snitched, she had to go. This
16:55
is how the story goes. Right? And that's
16:58
why- After they killed Pussy, it
17:00
didn't really matter. They could kill anybody. The
17:05
Pussy death was so crazy. After they
17:07
killed Pussy, you realized that if you
17:09
fuck up, it's
17:13
the mafia. You know what I mean? Yeah. And
17:15
so that's what I mean by that. It's not
17:17
like you're going to turn around and turn on
17:19
Tony, but I think that the
17:21
callousness with which they treat her and
17:23
they do her, man, is so like
17:25
the way in the way that the
17:28
episode depicts it is happening and boom,
17:30
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. They
17:32
just said, fuck it, she got to go. And
17:35
everybody just turns on a dime.
17:37
A person that we thought they
17:39
cared about. It's crazy. So I
17:41
do want to get into some of the
17:43
things you mentioned as happening in the episode.
17:47
So when we go into the episode,
17:49
Tony and Karma are still separated because
17:51
of Tony's infidelities. He bit
17:53
that scene where he basically won't even
17:55
capitulate to even the idea that he
17:58
would stop being a- a
18:00
womanizer, he was just like, look, I'll try
18:02
to do my best to not make it
18:04
public, but like, you know, a
18:06
dog is gonna bark essentially. It's
18:10
what he says to Carmella. Tony
18:12
B is still on the lam, and
18:15
obviously they're putting pressure on Tony
18:17
Soprano to find him. My
18:21
favorite, one of my favorite
18:23
scenes of this episode again, that
18:26
they just do these great things about explaining
18:28
to you the characters, and
18:31
what they ultimately give a damn about in the
18:33
end, is the conversation
18:35
between Carm and Tony, where
18:37
she's basically like, you could come back to the
18:39
crib, if you
18:42
buy me a spec house for 600K, that
18:44
was her soul. And that was the deal. That
18:49
was her soul. It was just
18:52
like, any idea that Carm, like,
18:55
had some higher level
18:58
of morality, or principles,
19:00
or that she was
19:03
somehow disconnected from
19:06
Tony's life and all this blood money,
19:08
like, gets shattered, which she just, she
19:10
just cuts a deal over dinner to
19:13
take this dude back for some bread. Wow.
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Love the choices. that were made in this episode, right?
20:02
Do you know who literally makes
20:04
the only choice that's based around family?
20:08
Tony. Yeah,
20:10
that's fair. The only
20:12
person who chooses family, Tony
20:14
choosing to come home is not family, he's
20:16
choosing comfort, right? I mean,
20:18
he misses being at home, but he doesn't
20:21
want to get divorced. He
20:23
doesn't want there to be forensic accounting
20:26
done on his deal, he's
20:28
Italian. That's a narcissistic choice.
20:31
The only person that makes a choice in
20:34
there that's about
20:36
family, that's about emotion is
20:38
Tony. He chooses, I
20:40
mean, it's our choice, he chooses to not
20:42
hand over Tony
20:45
B to Johnny Sack and Phil
20:48
and New York. He made that choice of
20:50
emotion because he loved him. He made a
20:52
choice that essentially Christopher
20:55
couldn't make. It's not the same choice, right?
20:58
Christopher had a lot more riding on it, but Tony was like,
21:00
no, that's the way I'm supposed to do
21:02
something to mafia. I'm supposed to hand them over. He
21:04
went crazy. You see Tony thinking about their
21:07
relationship
21:10
in their past. He realizes the guy still has
21:12
to go. So the choice is
21:15
somewhat cynical, but at the same time,
21:17
he makes a decision that's based off how much he
21:19
loves someone, that he's not going to let that person
21:21
be tortured. You can
21:23
make an argument that maybe part of
21:25
it was hubris and he didn't want
21:27
to capitulate to Johnny Sack, but at
21:29
the same time, I mean, I get
21:32
that. Johnny Sack in that, he does
21:34
a great job in that scene of
21:36
being the most smug bastard I've
21:38
ever encountered in my life,
21:41
bro. Like when he's
21:43
like, this is undignified. I'm like,
21:45
yo, this guy is like the
21:47
day after you get your new promotion,
21:50
bro, you acting brand new? Like
21:52
literally the next day, but
21:55
you didn't even ease into it. Like you
21:57
just like, yeah, no, undignified.
21:59
Tony like you're another really now
22:02
another reason why the show is so
22:06
good that moment is
22:08
setting you up to say goodbye to
22:10
Johnny sack Johnny like Johnny sack
22:12
was a mediator he was a friend you
22:15
know our people but right away Johnny sack
22:17
gets the big seat and you start to
22:19
see the cracks in who he is but
22:21
just think about the density of the story
22:24
here think about even what Adriana goes through
22:26
this episode is really about her and
22:28
it's really about her just running
22:31
out of options you feel
22:33
so badly for her um
22:36
when I first saw it I'll be honest
22:38
with you I was shocked that they not
22:41
shocked that they got rid of the character I thought
22:44
that her
22:46
I thought
22:48
that her tryst if you
22:50
would call it or her involvement with the
22:52
government would end up
22:54
costing somebody else their life hmm
22:58
I thought she would be an unwitting
23:00
accomplice accomplice to somebody else getting killed
23:02
I did not think they would kill
23:05
her because I at that
23:07
time wondered what would happen to Christopher if
23:10
Adriana wasn't wasn't around she seemed to
23:12
be his last thread
23:14
his his last link to
23:17
humanity Christopher always was
23:20
not quite Tony
23:22
but not quite AJ he
23:25
wasn't quite to Tony was and he
23:28
wasn't quite as bumbling as weak as AJ was
23:30
but he is somewhere
23:34
in the middle of of
23:37
that night he's called old just enough
23:40
to be a little shit but
23:43
he's just hard enough and just in the
23:45
life enough to be a killer and
23:47
a criminal just like the rest of the people in this
23:49
family yeah the scene
23:52
the scene where the agents man basically
23:54
put the put the screws to age
23:57
and they basically explained to her like yo We're
24:00
done tap dancing with you. You got to get
24:02
off the pot at this point." When
24:05
she tries to lie and then
24:08
ultimately comes clean and she's
24:10
so obviously out of her depth,
24:12
man, that's what I came
24:15
away from. I'm like, man, she was in
24:17
over her head from the
24:19
beginning. Part of it, I
24:21
do blame on Christopher. Just the idea
24:23
that the first thing you don't drill
24:25
into your woman is as
24:27
soon as the cop try to talk to you, get a lawyer. Don't
24:31
talk to these people, get a lawyer, and
24:34
maybe you'll get a... Wow.
24:36
Drill into your woman? Wow.
24:39
What kind of podcast is this,
24:41
bro? What we red pillin'? I'm
24:43
talking about a mafia... I'm talking
24:46
about a mafia worker, I'm
24:52
not talking about a dentist.
24:54
She's a woman. Wazni Tay.
24:56
That's his new nickname, Wazni
24:58
Tay. Both
25:06
ways, that's bad. They gonna put
25:08
a red pill on me. No, no, no,
25:10
no. I'm just saying, as
25:13
a mafia worker, this feels like this
25:15
is one of the central tenets of
25:17
what y'all do. It's
25:19
like you cannot talk to police
25:22
under any circumstances. Just
25:24
the idea that this isn't like a
25:26
core tenet of their relationship. To
25:29
me, that seems like a Christopher failing, but
25:31
again, two people,
25:33
codependent, drug-addicted. It's
25:37
easy to see how it spirals,
25:39
but definitely my heart broke for her in
25:41
that room with those detectives when
25:45
she ultimately decides like, all right, I'm gonna
25:47
try to get Christopher to flip. And another
25:49
thing that I love about the Sopranos, again,
25:52
The Wire, another show that pioneered
25:54
this, the cops
25:56
are not good guys. We're
25:59
not doing a good guys versus bad guys,
26:01
cops and robbers story. The
26:03
feds come off so horribly
26:06
in this whole episode, just the
26:09
way that they could just discard of this woman.
26:11
You see how they move on to the next
26:13
case. It's like, huh, she's dead. Did
26:15
we get that guy on a terrorism beat? Like
26:19
the way they just seamlessly moved on
26:21
from her was just like, man,
26:23
that the cops don't come off looking right either
26:25
in this. They think of her.
26:27
She's not a person. She's
26:30
somebody that is a means to
26:32
an end. And
26:37
in the past, and this is your point
26:39
about the Sopranos and the Wire
26:41
so good. In the past, cops
26:44
would be lionized in
26:46
media as people who had this unfailing
26:49
sense of right and wrong and
26:52
who just wanted to do what was right for the
26:54
community and for America. You can't
26:56
give me enough money. I'm
26:59
incorruptible. This is wrong,
27:01
and I'm going to stop it. Now, the
27:03
cops that we're the feds that we're looking at
27:05
in the Sopranos, we don't necessarily see
27:07
them on the take, but we do see
27:09
them being ruthlessly career-minded.
27:12
Yes. You
27:14
don't get at any
27:17
point in this episode that they
27:19
are out to clean
27:22
up the streets of New Jersey. Exactly.
27:25
They are obsessed
27:27
in the same way that their
27:29
counterparts are obsessed with
27:31
winning and mission accomplishment. And therefore,
27:34
anyone who stands in the way
27:36
of that, they'll squash. And
27:39
the reason why you feel that way about them is
27:41
because they have a very clear opportunity
27:43
to treat her like a human being, and they just
27:45
never do. And
27:47
even the woman that they use to
27:49
get in with Adriana in
27:54
the first place, right, when Adriana
27:57
is taken down, she brings up the fact
27:59
that... She talks about the little people
28:01
that Adriana wants to have children. All
28:05
this information, all her
28:07
weaknesses, all her vulnerabilities are
28:10
weaponized against her so that they
28:12
can get Tony Soprano. And
28:15
she dies and it's their
28:18
fucking fault. Is
28:20
it their fault that she passed away?
28:22
Yeah. I mean, obviously
28:25
the killers get their blame too,
28:27
but the callousness, the carelessness. I'll
28:30
put you like this real quick. The
28:33
killers get the blame. I'll put you like
28:35
this. I don't
28:38
mean for this to sound weird. If I have a
28:40
pit bull, right? And
28:43
the pit bull is... Pit
28:47
bull, bah bah bah. Pit bull, pit bull, pit bull is an
28:49
aggressive dog. Sick
28:51
in the pit bull, the dog is a killer. The
28:54
dog is going to do what the dog is. Exactly.
28:57
Yup. They're like, still and Tony, they're
28:59
pit bulls. They're not supposed
29:01
to have any shred
29:04
of morality in this. The reason why I
29:06
lay the blame, you're right. But
29:08
the reason why I lay the blame as the fans,
29:10
because the fans are the people that are supposed to
29:12
care about people. Obviously
29:15
I'm in agreement with you. I think they
29:17
have a hand in the death of this
29:19
person. You go out of your way to
29:21
turn this person into your snitch, knowing what
29:24
the consequences for that action is. It's
29:26
not like they don't know that the mob
29:28
kills snitches. They go into
29:31
it knowing that this is what
29:33
they do to people that cooperate with the feds
29:36
and just the carelessness was tough. Man,
29:40
definitely got to talk about the
29:43
scene where she ultimately tries to talk
29:46
Christopher... She confesses to Christopher that
29:48
the feds got their hooks into her. He
29:51
damn near kills her. This
29:55
thing is so intense and
29:59
just knocks me... off of my feet every
30:01
single time. Obviously, there's the
30:03
visceral reaction you have to
30:05
aid the damn they're having the life choked
30:07
out of her. And then
30:09
actually caressing
30:11
this guy and comforting him
30:14
after he did that. But
30:17
also the freaking super-duper
30:19
close-ups on
30:21
Michael Imperioli when he's getting the
30:23
news dude. It's amongst
30:26
the best acting in the... It's
30:29
one of the best... It's his best acted
30:31
scene in the whole
30:33
series. I'm not talking about Chris where he's...
30:35
Oh, I'm sorry. I cut your wisdom brother.
30:37
Go ahead. My bad. No,
30:40
no, no, no. That's what I wanted to
30:42
say. Like the close-ups of him, like he's
30:44
dying. It
30:46
literally... You're watching this guy die
30:48
as she's explaining to him all the things
30:50
that have happened. He's
30:53
just like, oh my goodness. Like, we're
30:55
going to go to jail or no, we're going to get
30:57
killed. Oh no, like Tony's in it. Oh
31:00
shit. Like he's thinking about the whole thing
31:02
is done. This is the
31:04
thing about that. That
31:09
what is happening is
31:11
his worst fear. Not...
31:16
Okay. Christopher is
31:18
so indoctrinated, right? Like
31:22
he's so indoctrinated. He is
31:24
so mafiosoed out
31:27
that his worst fear isn't
31:29
being killed. That can happen anytime. His
31:33
worst fear isn't killing someone.
31:36
That can happen anytime it has happened. His
31:39
worst fear isn't snitching. That's
31:41
never going to happen. His
31:43
worst fear is
31:46
what he's going through right
31:48
now. That she
31:51
has been compromised. That it's coming from
31:53
that close to him. That
31:56
it's going to be his fault that
31:58
everybody goes down. being
32:00
a rat, him being
32:02
involved in that. And what
32:05
you see on Michael Imperiali's face
32:07
at first is enraged. It's
32:10
legitimately, in my
32:12
opinion, legitimately, I know that
32:14
we saw him beg for his life one time,
32:17
it's legitimately the worst
32:19
fear that we've seen
32:22
on Chris for the entire day.
32:25
What the fuck
32:27
is happening? Like
32:30
what are you kidding me? I
32:33
simply cannot believe that.
32:36
It's some of the best acting in
32:38
the entire show. It really is without
32:40
saying anything. And to speak
32:42
to that, Dre De Matteo and
32:44
Michael Imperiali won the Emmy. This
32:47
was for their acting in this
32:49
episode. This was their Emmy submission and
32:51
they ended up winning. Terrence Winter ended
32:54
up also winning the Emmy for his
32:56
writing on the episode. They won the
32:58
best drama series and all of
33:01
that for this season, probably
33:03
in large part based on just
33:05
the excellence of this episode. The
33:08
scene is just, it's a masterpiece,
33:10
a masterclass. Dre De Matteo can't say
33:13
enough like, she
33:15
looked dead, bro. She
33:17
looked like she freaking died. That
33:19
was crazy. Just
33:22
an incredible. Next thing I wanted to
33:25
sort of, what did you think about
33:27
the decision to... One, hold on, let's
33:29
set that up. The
33:32
sleight of hand that they do where
33:35
we think Aide is driving her own car
33:38
off to some far place, but
33:40
then we learn it's just a daydream
33:43
and she's the passenger in Silvio's
33:45
car. And what do
33:48
you think of the decision to make Silvio be
33:50
the one that do it? Who oftentimes,
33:52
like he's playing the voice of
33:54
reason. He's talking Tony down out
33:56
of doing the most violent, crazy
33:58
shit. So is
34:01
basically like One
34:03
of the good ones is so much as these
34:05
cats can be good on the show and
34:07
the decision to make him kill aid jeez,
34:11
so It's
34:15
remarkable for a couple of reasons number one
34:18
Everybody in there so in
34:20
the Sopranos gets their opportunity to be a
34:22
demon like every single person Right,
34:25
you know that these guys have to put in work to get where
34:27
they are. Yeah, and There's
34:30
not one of them that
34:32
gets away without you seeing that side of
34:34
them The thing that
34:36
always gives me whenever I watch the scene is
34:40
when Sue Murders
34:42
Adriana he summons something inside of
34:45
him at
34:47
the end That like
34:49
he's calling her names and
34:51
he he's fucking this
34:56
It's not the way they kill pussy Which
34:59
is they're standing up and they they're
35:02
angry, but they're angry that he made
35:04
them do this It's
35:06
not that it's can't believe
35:09
it blah blah blah blah blah
35:11
you you boom, but boy. He's
35:13
mad He's pissed. It's sinister and
35:16
he also so you know that that
35:19
has been in him before you know That's
35:21
a part of who he is right call
35:23
it a C word as you take you
35:25
out of the car Exactly like it's it's
35:27
a it's it's a merciless Just
35:30
the slaying of someone like not even it
35:34
You wonder if he would ever even if he had
35:36
ever even known her the way he treats her right
35:38
um But
35:40
all that and the fact that when
35:42
I first saw this episode number one
35:45
when I first saw this episode I questioned whether
35:47
or not they would actually kill her right um I
35:51
kept waiting to be bailed out from it Like
35:54
when when when Christopher
35:57
does what doesn't with it Tony calls her I'm
36:00
thinking, well, maybe Chris really did
36:02
do this for a second. I know what's going to
36:04
happen. But I'm thinking maybe Chris really did do this.
36:06
And maybe they'll meet up. Maybe her and Tony will
36:09
meet up at the hospital. And there'll be some sort
36:11
of conversation. And A. Jonathan's character will get
36:13
sent to Italy. I don't know what's going to happen. But
36:15
I'm looking for the show to bail me out. You're looking
36:17
for an out, yeah. Right. Because
36:19
I know she has to die. And
36:21
they kept playing with it and playing with it and
36:24
playing with it until they made
36:26
you watch somebody that you related to
36:28
on the show for a while and
36:31
a serious piece of eye candy. Oh my god. I'm
36:33
sorry. That's who I am, guys. They
36:35
made you watch people still. Bill, by the
36:37
way, I recently went on Instagram today to
36:39
check up on it. It's still the case.
36:42
Yeah. She had some other endeavors that she's
36:44
embarked in recently that I've supported. But
36:46
I'm a fan. OK?
36:51
Oh! Oh! Like, I'm a fan. We
36:54
all have mercy. I didn't know we were going to
36:56
go there. But thank you. We don't
36:58
have to. OK. We don't have to. I'm just saying,
37:00
I'm a fan. Yeah. And
37:03
they just don't. And the show isn't
37:05
going to bail you out. Things
37:07
went wrong for her. And
37:10
she's got to go. And then to me,
37:14
so to your point, it
37:17
was a little respite from what
37:19
you knew had to happen, which
37:22
was the death of Adriana. The
37:24
death in the most unceremonious. Just
37:29
like anybody other, she's the victim of a
37:32
hit in the woods, just
37:36
regular. Just not even. They
37:38
didn't even. It was almost the way
37:40
Omar went, being shot in the head.
37:44
Omar didn't get a grand stare down with the
37:46
gun. Yeah, nah. A little kid killed him. A
37:49
little kid killed him, yeah. Office of Newport. So
37:53
obviously, AIDS death
37:55
is a big theme in the episode. I
37:57
wanted to get your thoughts on some of
37:59
the things your more memorable sopranos deaths
38:01
because when I was talking to Justin
38:04
about doing this episode and
38:07
that came up, it's obviously one
38:09
of the more gut
38:11
wrenching, just crazy deaths. The two that
38:13
came to my mind for different reasons,
38:17
Ralphie killing the stripper, because
38:19
it was such a heinous crime.
38:21
It was so fucking
38:24
evil. That
38:26
one sticks in my mind because watching it
38:28
was so difficult to watch. When
38:31
Tony ultimately ends up killing Ralphie,
38:34
it felt like vindication. Like, yeah,
38:36
he killed this fucking asshole. And
38:39
the other one that comes to mind
38:41
is Richie Aprille. I
38:43
was about to say that. That
38:46
was funny. That to me still
38:48
reigns as the most unexpected history
38:55
of the show. We didn't know what
38:57
was going to happen to Richie. I expected
38:59
that Tony might end up killing
39:02
Richie because sopranos does something sometimes to
39:05
where it's like, you watched
39:07
Star Trek back in the day? Yes.
39:10
So very funny
39:13
and famous scene in Boomerang
39:16
where Eddie Murphy's talking to Halle
39:19
Berry and he's talking about
39:21
Star Trek and he goes, okay, so if
39:23
I was, look who's going on this mission.
39:26
It's Kurt, Spock,
39:30
McCoy, and Yeoman Johnson. He
39:33
was like, if I was Yeoman Johnson, I
39:36
wouldn't go because who's
39:39
going to not make it back to the enterprise? It's
39:41
not going to be Kurt, Spock,
39:44
or McCoy. Yeoman Johnson is
39:46
going to die. And Eddie is talking
39:48
about it and it's very funny. What
39:51
the sopranos would do is give you
39:53
a season of Yeoman Johnson. Oh,
39:56
Pantiliano, Joey Paine. It's
40:00
coming on the show. Steve
40:03
Buscemi is coming on the show. Richie
40:05
Apprill is coming on the show. You know these
40:07
guys are gonna get killed. Yeah, yeah. Pretty soon
40:10
into their tenure, you're like, okay, this is not
40:12
gonna work out for the guys. One season, two
40:14
seasons, these guys are gone. Like, these
40:16
characters aren't gonna be around for the long
40:19
time. Tony needs enemies, and these guys will
40:21
probably get killed, especially with the fact that
40:23
their characters are so combustible, right? So,
40:27
with Richie, you knew that he would die, but you didn't
40:29
think it was gonna happen like that. Like,
40:32
I was like, shit. Like,
40:35
she boom, like, she just killed Richie. It's
40:37
the kind of thing that keeps you on
40:39
your toes as far as deaths in
40:42
the show that are the most
40:44
memorable. I agree with you when Ralphie
40:46
killed the stripper. The
40:49
death that hit me the most, even though everybody was
40:51
at war, and
40:54
there was a target on his back was Bobby Bacalah.
40:56
Bobby Bacalah getting killed in
40:59
his train suit, like
41:01
in a conductor suit. Grimey. Like,
41:04
doing model, that one was one that
41:06
fucked with me. I did not wanna see
41:08
Bobby go, man. I'ma be real with you.
41:10
I did not wanna see Bobby go. So,
41:13
did you watch this episode before? Are you
41:15
just doing this on memory, or did you
41:17
watch it again? Nah,
41:19
I watched it again. Okay, so,
41:21
just to close it off,
41:23
like, upon rewatching
41:25
this, I wanna
41:28
know if anything like that you, like, don't
41:30
remember or whatever that stuck with you, what
41:32
stuck with me was
41:34
how Tony and Carmella,
41:38
when Tony moves back into the crib, they
41:40
both realize it's a farce. Like,
41:42
even, like- I couldn't
41:45
agree more. They, like, I'm like,
41:47
damn, watching it over, it's just like, they
41:49
both know this is
41:51
a performance, that their heart's not
41:54
into this actual relationship anymore. They're
41:56
just doing this family thing, but as
41:58
far as them, to, it's
42:01
not there. I don't
42:03
know if it's because
42:06
I'm older or
42:09
life or because I'm in a relationship that
42:12
I've been in a long time. By
42:14
far, that part of it was
42:17
the most
42:20
interesting to me right now.
42:22
This is the episode where Adriana dies. Boom.
42:25
That's going to happen. Watching her
42:28
go through that is gut wrenching. But
42:31
the scene where they're all sitting down and
42:34
AJ goes, this is weird.
42:36
Yes. Even AJ, the most
42:38
aloof, not in the moment
42:40
person on the show is like, yo, this
42:43
don't make no type of sense what y'all
42:46
doing right now. The
42:49
matter of fact way, especially when you know everything that
42:51
they have been through, that Tony just
42:54
negotiates his way back into the house.
42:57
What he's not going to do, what she doesn't
42:59
have to worry about. He is who he
43:01
is, but he's going to do it in a different way. How
43:03
transactional it is, is the word that I'm
43:06
looking for. That was fascinating
43:08
to me when I, on my
43:10
rewatch, like that part of it,
43:13
his conversations with Carmella, him gifting her
43:15
different things. When he brought the bags
43:18
in and he's like, yeah, AJ, like
43:20
I'm back. Like he realized there's no
43:22
grand, like, oh, Tony, nobody
43:25
ran and jumped into your arm. It was
43:27
very unceremonious.
43:30
It was what people
43:32
like even, um, even,
43:34
uh, I think it's
43:36
already says to him, he says, I'm
43:38
moving back in. I can't remember who says
43:40
to him, your kids are going to be very
43:42
happy. There was expected that there
43:44
would be some sort of joy, some sort
43:47
of joyous moment. Even, even
43:49
at the end, when, uh, you
43:52
know, we go back to the woods and you
43:54
think that they're going to show you Adriano's dead
43:56
body or where she's buried or something like that.
43:58
It's actually Tony and Carmella. walking
44:00
through the woods, there's
44:04
an odd symmetry there
44:06
between Adriana being
44:08
gone and any
44:10
sort of actual
44:13
feeling. Yeah, their relationship
44:15
is also dead. It's pretty much dead.
44:17
It's something new now, right? And
44:20
the spec house is a symbol of that. It's
44:23
like, this is what the relationship
44:25
is about. It's not the humanity
44:27
anymore. Anyway, just a
44:29
classic, obviously incredible episode. Twenty
44:31
years later, it holds
44:33
up. It's still funny. It's still
44:36
like, yo, dude, fill
44:39
me a Tardo, man. It's funny. We need
44:41
to talk about fill your Tardo at the
44:43
sit down. We need to talk about a
44:45
little car mine. It is
44:47
one of the densest episodes in
44:49
Soprano history. If Colin told me
44:52
a cocksucker. The episode has
44:54
everything. Obviously, if you listen to this,
44:57
you should go watch it. Just
45:00
incredible. Van, midnight boys,
45:02
higher learning, Oscars, everything
45:04
is happening. Cowboy hats.
45:06
He's doing all of
45:09
it. Obviously, check me out at a group
45:11
chat on the Ringer MBA and keep it
45:13
tuned to this feed. We got plenty of
45:15
stuff coming up for you guys soon on
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the PressTvTV feed, man. We'll see you guys
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next time. Bye.
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