Welcome to Episode 11 of The Podiac Killer: Karaoke edition! After we butcher some classic Christmas and Karaoke jams Ryan fills you in on the new headliners at Coachella and Jordin ranks them on a scale of 1 - 10. Why is Pegasus the Guardian of Dallas and what's its story? Listen to find out. Ryan reads an article written by our homeboy Jim Goad about the theory of the Smiley Face Killer, don't go swimming in the winter! Jordin gives you a real confirmed reporting of the Vampire Jesus worshiping Marcus Wesson. Trigger warning, this isn't Disney Channel. Also, find out why Ryan hates Thanksgiving (besides the food). Cop the new outro, or fast forward through our rambling.

PS. We apologize for any technical difficulties you may experience while listening, Ryan bought a new mic for all future episodes.