Hello there bitch, this is the 7th episode of The Podiac Killer. We whisper you some ASMR to stimulate your senses, talk about Crocodiles, Debby Ryan and Evan Peters ripping out an IUD. Ryan hands in a 20 page thesis over Bruce McArthur, the most prolific gay serial killer Canada has ever seen. Sexual cannibalistic contracts and a Stephen King connection? Never trust a mall Santa. Jordin sings sweet nothings about the demented Toy-Box Killer, David Parker Ray. This is a Toy-Box you do not want to be apart of. Trigger warning! But don't worry, we will be brushing your face to relieve your anxiety.

Here at The Podiac Killer we want you to stay safe, be careful who you swipe right on and be cautious when you meet anyone online! Yes we are your parents.

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