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4:03

Sorry and a left into the mike

4:05

so we also know is brian. To

4:08

the producer here and Patrick was our

4:11

producer. And you brought this

4:13

to my attention or and and kind

4:15

of a pissing contest yeah of what

4:17

they knew when above cameras and cables

4:19

shakarchi Iraqi city give us a little

4:22

play by play what we will often

4:24

before you got here. I was

4:26

trying to tell you so funny to you,

4:28

You can see these tannic tamarind tech guys.

4:30

They try them out, take each other. Because

4:34

Badger goes. The. Broncos will. He

4:36

also me just comes through the doorway unexpectedly Pejic as

4:38

well. touch him on a handheld and in the guy

4:40

was or you could celebrating his. You could set up

4:42

a double tripod type of here with a kept safe.

4:45

As I can even see past has be like

4:47

oh my god he knows about us to double

4:49

thrive on to pass this. Fight

4:52

each. One feels like they can have

4:54

the other one's job like that. I

4:58

could do you do with my sleep Guys

5:00

have a separate weren't wrong spot because everyone's

5:02

is pleading with me to get you to

5:04

one. I'm a must go on how they're

5:06

going to me by thank you for coming

5:09

to the Been Sebastian show. It's okay though

5:11

Ice okay we're getting some fans as we

5:13

move this at the at the hotel I

5:15

want to get in to attend. A

5:18

few things so that is of. First

5:20

of all, you have a new haircut

5:22

that I'd generally speaking your wife's. Cuts.

5:25

Your hair. She. Did she was

5:27

are like go recently i had to

5:29

let ago after i went out to

5:32

you. And. We did the whole

5:34

Rhyme with Whitney Cummings and Andy Garcia. I

5:37

felt like if we did the

5:39

shows storing that run outside of

5:41

bird would have landed in my

5:43

head. Around it was addicts intro

5:45

and say Jackie's I did Sebastian those I

5:47

noticed he tried to seize is against his

5:49

hair tied us to do me other side

5:52

with it with the person. was it even

5:54

there yet I got was tire why many

5:56

and he goes see what a rat's nest.

5:59

and the less than an I was on with you,

6:01

I was unshaved. I am making

6:03

it my mission this year to

6:05

care more about my physical appearance. So I

6:07

took it to a professional, $23 masterpiece

6:12

you're looking at right now. I have to

6:14

tell you, it looks a lot better. I

6:16

have no disrespect to Jackie. No, she doesn't

6:18

take any disrespect. But it looks a lot

6:21

better, it looks even. Thank

6:24

you. I gotta tell you, last time you were

6:26

at my house, based on your appearance alone, I

6:29

was thinking about canceling the cast. Yeah!

6:39

I know, man. I was, you know,

6:41

I mean, literally Whitney coming for one

6:43

look at me and thought to herself,

6:45

what was I think, what

6:48

was in the air in Canada? That

6:50

made me think that this guy was cool for 10 minutes.

6:53

But I'm back on track, baby. No,

6:55

it was like one of those appearances

6:57

where after you leave, that night I

6:59

was talking to Lana and I told

7:01

her, I go, I gotta compete to

7:04

see if everything's okay. That's

7:09

a joke, right? Yeah,

7:14

that's sarcasm. But I did it when I was,

7:16

when I got the haircut. Jackie, God bless her,

7:18

took me. She's like, let me take you to

7:20

where they do my hair. They're the best in

7:23

town for what I

7:25

was getting. I know there's some other people

7:27

that do hair, my talent, listen, I don't wanna think they're

7:29

not good too. Before I was looking to have done. But

7:32

after I was done and the woman was

7:34

ringing me up, underneath the

7:37

counter so she can't see the woman,

7:39

I have out a five and a

7:41

10 and I'm pointing to Jackie, like,

7:45

what's the tip? I'm

7:47

like, yeah. And

7:51

I'm doing the pop on the 10. So

7:55

it was a $23 haircut with a $10 tip? Yeah.

8:00

Fredonia. Yes. I mean the prices

8:02

there. Innovation. What is

8:04

it? Innovation. I

8:08

tell you the prices in Fredonia are

8:10

reminiscent of 1973. I never even heard

8:12

of such a thing. $23 for a

8:15

haircut. I

8:21

was at the mechanic the other day and the

8:24

woman takes a phone call when I was

8:26

waiting to talk to her and she's going,

8:28

I know sweetie. I know that's a lot.

8:30

Oh gosh. Yeah. 419. Hold on. Hold on.

8:34

She crunches some. I can get it down

8:36

to 340 and she's like, yeah,

8:38

that's the best I can do. I don't even know

8:40

what he's getting done, but I want to grab the

8:42

phone. Okay. Do you really, I don't even know what

8:44

you're getting done anywhere else in the world. We're talking

8:46

a thousand. All right. So take the 340 and, and

8:49

you know, but that's a

8:51

small town living man. So I

8:53

love him, make up a coffee

8:55

for a dollar 50. Yeah. Timmy

8:57

hoses getting paid. It's amazing. And

8:59

talking about small town, you

9:01

did send an article. Oh, you

9:04

saw that. Yeah. Uh, to Patrick in regards to some

9:06

of the, some of the help of the woman was

9:08

taking a nice photo of your lover lady. What's going

9:10

on? Hey, she's

9:12

waving. Oh, wait. Sorry.

9:15

Yeah. Uh, so you're,

9:19

you're in a small town for those of the people

9:21

that are in the hallway that might not know Pete

9:23

lives in Fredonia, New York. Uh, there was

9:25

an issue at the school.

9:27

Right. Right. Would a nurse calling out

9:30

sick and what they shut down the

9:32

whole district or just the school? Um,

9:36

we have one nurse for the whole,

9:38

the school is a high school, middle school in elementary.

9:40

It's all right there. And when the

9:42

nurse couldn't make it in, there's no backup

9:44

nurse and legally the school can't stay open.

9:46

So I call those on the

9:48

road and Jackie goes, there's no school today. Cause the nurse called

9:51

in sick. So I'm like, it's

9:53

a whole thing, but should we get into that right

9:55

now? Oh, cause we got people clapping, looking and, you

9:57

know, this is, this is a show we are not.

10:00

Catering all right all right to the

10:02

people watching in the hallway. This is

10:04

the Pete and Sebastian show Hey, and

10:06

when this is it this is it

10:08

baby So yeah, I'd say

10:10

I'll send you the photo right so A

10:13

buddy of mine goes he puts on Facebook

10:15

that he's going to the town school board

10:18

meeting To talk about

10:20

it when they have the next one so

10:22

people supposed to all go I go

10:25

Nobody's there that like said they were gonna

10:27

be there my guy couldn't make it good dude. He just

10:29

couldn't make it So the

10:31

whole school boards up there man and they

10:35

they say they're trying to do something about it

10:37

and they goes anyone I'm anything to say and

10:40

Some woman had something separate to say and then she

10:42

was done and I'm like I came here

10:44

for a reason I'm like I'd like to know bro.

10:47

I've done stand-up specials even doing this

10:49

live or whatever For

10:51

some reason I've talked now twice in front of

10:53

the board once for the town once for school

10:56

I get so nervous. It's the

10:58

hardest thing to do I freak

11:00

out I'm like don't care don't

11:03

curse be smart be smart So

11:06

I went up in front of them, and I just said to all of them. I

11:08

was like Okay, I realize you're

11:10

trying to do something about this But I just need

11:12

to point out because the emails aren't working enough. Do

11:15

you have any idea how insane? It

11:18

is for you to shut down because there's no nurse

11:20

I'm like that's gonna say I go not to

11:22

mention how embarrassing all the other school districts

11:24

are laughing at this isn't sick You

11:26

know so I'm really just going that route got

11:29

a little bit of applause. It made me feel better I

11:32

want to sit down and one lady had to lean

11:34

in and go. I just want to point out It's

11:36

not the nurses fault or whatever I'm

11:39

the nurses fault. What is it's not the nurses fault.

11:41

It's your fault all you guys did This

11:44

shit can never happen again. I did

11:46

that thing just together You

11:49

understand this can never happen again and

11:51

the head of the superintendent God bless

11:53

this guy's very professional He goes I

11:55

agree whoa you know and

11:58

he's on it, But we got a problem. Will.

12:01

The problem. Is. On. Nurse is

12:04

what I found out. There. On.

12:06

Part. Of the nine teachers union. The

12:09

case. So they get paid the same amount

12:11

as lights and person in the cafeteria would

12:13

have. Yeah that's ago the maintenance. Nurses,

12:17

Can make more money. So. They

12:19

don't wanna be a nurse at our school because they

12:21

can make more money somewhere else. So.

12:24

Every. School and what would try to do is make

12:26

the nurse now part of the teachers union. With.

12:28

The head of the. Nun.

12:31

Teachers Union goes on like and the

12:33

take a vote to let the nurses

12:35

leave our union unless you give everyone

12:37

else arrays. So. This

12:40

lady's Jimmy Hoffa. The want to Jimmy

12:42

How far as cinema say, The.

12:45

Way this is going with you. Yeah,

12:48

I see within the next

12:50

three to five years air

12:52

you running for office? Of

12:56

know if I've brought. This is how it

12:58

starts. You get involved with the community. There

13:00

you become the voice of the people that

13:02

were. Next thing you know you're running for

13:04

Mayor. And we could very

13:06

well see you. As the

13:08

Governor of New York. In. A

13:11

taxi five to seven years and what they

13:13

with the witnesses on brought it it really

13:15

give you have a smoke pot belly I

13:18

am I just smoked pot is what is

13:20

Teresa I was as the do with anything

13:22

in L A self yeah I don't on

13:24

nights in a D but I feel like

13:26

yes there had been It is A because

13:28

of that uranus. Living in a small town

13:31

you feel like you gotta go to these

13:33

things those for me who live in in

13:35

a big city oh my life and never

13:37

went there any board meeting to express my

13:39

feelings on a B see topic. I'm.

13:42

Always the go ahead so they don't Madam

13:44

Alexander let him do it or whatever. What

13:46

am I gonna go Mad spreads admire that

13:48

to the i don't have that the right

13:50

attitude to have a minute Commend you for

13:53

idol In in you got a short memory

13:55

because you know you have you album One

13:57

of these guys I was running for of

13:59

know. Yeah, I'm away. Opposite album

14:01

allow my Us held that umbra your

14:04

daddy wouldn't you know the governor? You

14:06

met the governor's so you know I

14:08

mean it's not going to like got

14:10

used to. Assess

14:13

you get the governor on speed dial wrap my

14:15

head of i know whole go on speed dial

14:17

you to go to bed at that saying of

14:19

out of an overhaul thought or but anyway by

14:22

know you say right I see I see I

14:24

see be in the voice of the people boys

14:26

at a community and the fact that you of

14:28

public speaking skills doesn't hurt. And alignment or

14:30

less than a good from I'm telling you

14:33

why don't you just start when you go

14:35

to these things with a little crowd were

14:37

they don't even get me as I did

14:39

like it's it's that they don't find me

14:41

funny at all. It's crazy. I mean if

14:44

you have then he started doorway was going

14:46

on and my a citizen of Asia they

14:48

have been a bonus the as I think

14:50

in their eyes it's light of Hitler opened

14:52

up a knock knock jokes. Still though it's

14:54

called a lotta stuff. I really like Six

14:57

just a three hour and will know you

14:59

get a yellow of the door. open up

15:01

with the joneses. But.

15:04

Yeah I saw the photo in a

15:06

in the papers area. the had a

15:08

you with a microphone and I got

15:11

a a just by looking at the

15:13

follow. Every series is is a pete

15:15

and I'm not really familiar with you

15:17

guys. Like the community service pizza and

15:19

it it was a little to a

15:21

little jarring to see you. Are.

15:24

Serious Allentown. I like it.

15:28

I don't. I

15:30

don't realize it either. Med I don't. I

15:32

don't analyze. haven't to be that kind of

15:34

person. but dumb. Again,

15:37

you know it's sights. It's it's. Sometimes.

15:39

i just when i go when i

15:41

just let you know that it's a

15:43

problem like is just let in the

15:45

towel know take heritage and you know

15:47

you say you don't get involved you

15:49

to use schools would never shut the

15:51

house because the nurse called in sick

15:53

and god bless his nurse at our

15:55

school is poor lady she's a scaffold

15:57

a deathbed despite got strep throat elaine

16:00

No one's gonna learn math today poor lady. So there's

16:02

so much pressure on her Well, she's also got to

16:04

be happy now that you could possibly get her into

16:06

the teachers union Which I think we'll learn more benefits

16:09

more pay and now I got my guy my guys

16:11

coming to the next one Who could make the last

16:13

one and he's got all the information He's

16:15

gonna like blow them away with like

16:17

he gets up there You need a fat guy on

16:19

one of the one of these things you come in

16:21

there with a lot of emotion You have nothing to

16:24

back up. Hello any of your statement. You need a

16:26

guy like this to come in I'm like later in

16:28

1961. We had this issue He's

16:32

done some research because admitted someone hits me

16:34

with a stat, right? Like well, it does

16:36

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16:38

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18:16

all being said, prior to starting the show,

18:18

I was on a FaceTime call with

18:21

my wife and two

18:23

kids. They're camping, right? Very

18:25

nice. Well, on

18:27

the departure of the call, my

18:30

daughter called me Papa

18:33

and I hung up and you

18:35

said you had a problem with

18:39

my daughter calling me Papa.

18:42

You said that was reserved for like a

18:44

grandfather. Bye-bye. I

18:46

don't know

18:48

how I feel about Papa. I don't know

18:51

what you think. I feel like that's your

18:54

fault. That's your

18:56

dad to them. Your

18:58

dad. Well, actually

19:00

it's a variety. I'm

19:03

called a variety of different

19:05

things based on the feeling and emotion at

19:08

the time. Now I want to ask you

19:10

before we get into what my daughter's calling

19:12

me. Does Sadie just

19:14

call you dad? She

19:16

does. She's tried variations, but

19:18

I've made it clear. Dad.

19:22

When I was a kid, I was

19:24

like 13 or 14, and one time I called

19:27

my dad. I go, what's up big guy? And

19:29

he goes, it's dad. Kind

19:32

of like with you, it's Sebastian. It's

19:34

not SeB. It's Sebastian. And

19:37

now I get it as a mother.

19:39

I'm dad. I'm dad. I'm not all

19:41

your nicknames. I'm dad. Maybe

19:43

daddy if you're a girl. That's cool too.

19:45

So, when I heard Poppy, I'm

19:48

like, Poppy. I was looking for your father.

19:52

You're dad. You're the man. No

19:55

variations on you. Dad.

19:57

And isn't it beautiful? kid

20:00

calls you dad. You're a dad,

20:02

bro. I agree. I love dad. I love

20:04

daddy. Yeah. But

20:07

there's some variation. Sometimes

20:09

I'll get a poppy. That's

20:13

because you're allowing the poppy. No, no, no, no.

20:16

I don't mind it. I don't

20:18

mind it. However, my son, this

20:20

was about, I don't know, three months ago.

20:24

Jokingly, he goes, hey, what's

20:27

up, bro? I go, oh. Now,

20:32

right away, I'm like, who's he hanging out with

20:35

at school? Because I know this is

20:37

coming from somebody else that calls their

20:40

father, bro. He's picking it up. It

20:44

ain't bro. And

20:48

he's smiling while I say this. And then I had

20:50

you ever have to get like, oh,

20:52

daddy and kitten voice. Yeah. I

20:55

go, it's dad. And then

20:57

it's like, okay, okay, dad. So

21:00

there has been some, like I

21:03

said, variations off the word dad.

21:05

What about, you know,

21:08

if Sadie's explaining something

21:10

to a friend, would

21:13

you rather be referred to

21:15

as, you know, my father doesn't

21:17

really like that or my dad doesn't really

21:19

like that? This is when you're not even

21:21

there. I like my dad. I'll hear her

21:23

say my dad, my dad, you know, she'll

21:25

sometimes about Jackie

21:27

though, won't be talking to sugar. She she'll

21:29

look at Jackie and go, that's not what

21:32

she said. I'm like, not what who said,

21:34

not what who said. It's not what

21:36

mom said. I go, don't ever he, she, your

21:38

mother. Before

21:41

you go in further, I want to ask you, I don't have

21:43

a son. Is there

21:45

a age limit you feel where

21:47

your boy can't end the why

21:49

where it can't be daddy anymore?

21:52

He's four and a half. I still daddy

21:54

going on five. He's still doing daddy, which

21:56

I don't think is a problem. But

21:59

if he's, you know, It's a good

22:01

question, bro, because I mean what if he's

22:03

17? He goes, Daddy, you

22:05

know what? Speaking of this,

22:07

and I've actually had this conversation with my dad,

22:10

my dad well

22:13

into his 60s, every

22:16

once in a while would call his father

22:18

Daddy. Or

22:20

if he's talking to his brother, they said,

22:23

You talked to Daddy today? And I was like,

22:25

Whoa, 60? And

22:28

we're still throwing a Y on it? Isn't

22:36

it the same thing as like, I've

22:38

often wondered this, your name's Pete, right?

22:41

Let's say growing up, were you ever

22:43

referred to as Petey? Not

22:46

too much. Okay, not too much. So

22:48

these guys that are Johnny, Jimmy, yeah.

22:53

And they're 56. Right. And they're

22:55

still Jimmy, Jim, right? What

22:58

should take on like carrying a Y on

23:00

your own personal name and to your 50s,

23:02

60s and 70s? Or

23:06

to that the nickname, like my father-in-law,

23:08

they called him Flat Top, but yes,

23:10

because he had flat hair. 86

23:12

years old. Sometimes you still see

23:14

a man go, Hey, Flattie, Flattie, which guys,

23:16

we get some World War II here. So

23:22

yeah, Flattie or the Y or the ending

23:24

of your name at all. Right. Listen,

23:27

it's all, it goes back to a

23:29

birth certificate pronunciation by about

23:31

62. Right. If

23:33

I'm no longer Richie, I'm Richard. Yeah.

23:37

Rich, Richard. Yes. Uh,

23:39

Jimmy Fallon, right? Could

23:41

he ever throw it over to Jim? Jim

23:43

Fallon. I think if he called himself

23:45

Jim, his whole demeanor would change. You know, he's

23:47

like, he's like, Hey, man, cool, cool. It's

23:50

Jim for now. I'm like, thank God. I'm

23:53

tired of being a bouncy frat boy. You know

23:55

what I mean? Like, yeah, I feel like they

23:58

go hand in hand. Yeah.

24:00

So yeah, but it's

24:02

an interesting topic and uh, well, what's it

24:04

like, you know, you know, DeNero

24:06

on a personal level, I know this has never come

24:09

up. I'm not saying I'm just using him as an

24:11

example. When you're in his, in a circle, do you

24:13

call him Bobby? Cause I know I see like I

24:15

have interviews and Joe Pesci,

24:17

like Bobby and I like, you know,

24:20

yeah, no, there's never been a moment where I'd

24:22

actually had to refer to the man by his

24:24

name. Oh, you know, I very,

24:27

very rarely in any conversation,

24:30

do I use the person's name? I

24:33

think we might have covered this on a previous

24:35

episode. Like when you're talking to somebody or somebody's

24:37

talking to you and they go, Pete,

24:39

you know what? I really, really enjoyed what you did

24:41

the other day. First

24:44

of all, I feel like if somebody does throw

24:46

my name in a conversation, I'm

24:49

now super attentive of

24:51

what they're going to say next. Yeah.

24:54

I don't generally throw people's names out

24:56

while I'm talking to them. Like I

24:58

never really hear you though. Sebastian, you

25:02

really enjoyed a cup of coffee the other night?

25:04

Or whatever. No, I know. I've

25:06

liked all you different things cause I've known you so long.

25:08

Like what's up bro? And this and that, but I

25:11

don't do that either though, because I feel like

25:13

sometimes I'm not sure what the person's name is.

25:16

And then I don't want them to think, listen,

25:18

next time I see you, I might not

25:20

remember. So let's not even start doing the

25:23

name thing that much. Gotta give it away.

25:25

There's some people. Oh, what's going on? Oh, I

25:28

got Chicago Bears fans over here now

25:30

talking about the Chicago Bears. I got

25:32

a buddy of mine back in Chicago.

25:35

His name's Mario. He's excited about the

25:37

Chicago Bears and some of the acquisitions

25:40

that have happened on the off season. Right.

25:43

And, and, and this guy will know being

25:45

a Chicago Bears fan, listen,

25:47

the Chicago Bears could have had Tom

25:49

Brady in his prime and not one,

25:52

one of Super Bowl whoever,

25:55

whoever, whoever the bears acquire, like this Justin

25:57

Fields, everybody's bitch. You know, we got to

25:59

get rid of him. If you

26:01

get rid of Justin Fields, he's going to go win

26:03

a Super Bowl somewhere else. That's just the way it

26:05

is with the Chicago Bears. They could have the best

26:08

people. They got to sell the team. I've

26:10

often say, right? They're

26:13

going to sell these McCaskies. Well, you're going

26:15

to get the guy Caleb Williams now. Is

26:17

that his name? We're going to ruin him.

26:19

We're going to ruin the guy.

26:21

I heard he doesn't even really want you

26:23

guys to pick him. I don't blame him.

26:25

He's an eye on that, but that was

26:28

a big thing out there. The Chicago Bears,

26:30

generally speaking, are cheap. They're a

26:32

cheap organization and they don't really... Oh,

26:34

that's tough. Well, listen, you're talking to

26:36

a Jets fan, so apples. Speaking

26:40

of ownership, I

26:42

went over to the Intuit Dome

26:44

for some promotional stuff that I'm doing.

26:47

I saw that video. Unbelievable. Okay. I got to tell you

26:49

what this guy's doing. Tell the listeners, what

26:51

is this place he's building? Intuit Dome is

26:53

going to be the new home of the

26:55

Los Angeles Clippers. Okay.

26:57

Steve Ballmer, who used to be

26:59

the CEO of Microsoft, basically the

27:02

guy responsible for Xbox, is

27:04

the owner of the team. Guy's

27:06

worth $120 billion. It's like the six wealthiest man in

27:09

the world. Now, I

27:12

go down there to do... I'm playing the Dome August

27:15

17th. We go down there to do some promotional

27:18

videos with him and what have you, but he's

27:20

taken me through the place.

27:22

Now, there's what they call a halo

27:25

screen around it, similar to one at

27:27

SoFi. It wraps

27:29

around the whole stadium. There's

27:31

no scoreboard anymore. The screen

27:34

is like a 360 screen.

27:36

It's an acre worth

27:39

of screen up there. He's got

27:41

double-sided. All right. You

27:43

could do anything out of this far as how

27:46

many images you want to throw up there, video, what have

27:48

you. Then he's got

27:50

electricity in each seat. So each seat, there's

27:52

an outlet where you could charge your phone

27:54

or what have you. All the seats have

27:57

a... noise

28:00

monitoring system which

28:03

they could pinpoint what

28:05

section is the louder

28:08

section. So they could have like contests

28:11

throughout the building. For

28:14

example, the way they put it is, let's

28:16

say Russell Westbrook hits a three-pointer and

28:19

everybody screams. During

28:21

the timeout they're like section

28:24

203 where the loudest on

28:26

Russell Westbrook's three-point shot and

28:29

they got cannons in

28:32

the scoreboard that will

28:34

shoot to that section

28:36

Russell Westbrook T-shirts. Oh,

28:41

the Bears ain't doing that. Thank

28:44

you. Wow. So

28:47

his whole motivation

28:50

is to have the fans

28:52

in their seats cheering at

28:54

all times and in order

28:56

to do that, he's taken

28:58

some severe measures. There

29:01

is no mirrors in

29:04

the bathrooms. So when people go to

29:06

the bathroom, they've decided or

29:08

they did research that

29:10

a lot of people spend time looking

29:13

at themselves in the mirrors, therefore

29:16

taking away you being

29:18

in your seat. So he's eliminated

29:20

the mirrors in the bathroom, right? Number

29:24

two, there's three times as many bathrooms in

29:26

this arena than any other arena because you

29:28

don't want people waiting in line to take

29:30

a piss. He wants people back in their

29:33

seats cheering. The

29:36

concession stands. You know how

29:38

sometimes you go to a sporting event and

29:40

you're like, oh, where's that pizza place that

29:43

I passed? It's all the way on

29:45

the other side. Every concession stand,

29:47

they did research on this. There's

29:51

13 items that people buy

29:54

when they're at a game, whether

29:56

it be a hot dog, hamburger,

29:58

pizza slice, popcorn. They've taken those

30:00

13 popular items and that's all that's

30:02

on the menu. There's nothing. There's no like there's

30:04

no uh, there's no fat on the menu people

30:07

ain't ordering cashews They're

30:10

not on the menu. Okay, and it's and

30:12

they add those items all throughout the whole building

30:14

So no matter what concessions then you got it's

30:17

got the same thing. You don't have to go,

30:19

you know, uh, love it 180

30:21

paces down to get yourself the

30:23

the cheeseburger you want And

30:27

and I don't know why they don't

30:29

do this at every sporting event, you know at

30:31

halftime you go You go to the bathroom and

30:33

maybe get a drink whatever You

30:35

don't even know when the game's starting This

30:38

guy's this guy's lowering the lights

30:40

like like a Broadway theater So

30:42

when it's half

30:44

times over you'll get a light indicator

30:46

go back to your seat. It's time

30:49

to cheer, right? Right. So Uh,

30:51

the way he said it up there and the

30:53

amount of money he took us through the locker

30:55

room the locker room

30:58

Is each locker is

31:01

seven feet wide? and

31:03

it houses 36

31:07

pairs of sneakers This

31:11

is amazing It's

31:14

it's one of the most and i've been in a

31:16

lot of these arenas it's going to

31:18

be the footprint of The

31:21

future of what people are going to be

31:23

doing with these arenas my my only short-term

31:25

concern As a

31:27

past heckler. It's a beautiful art.

31:29

Okay, I mean, I remember being in the garden

31:32

And I was on bobby night once for an

31:34

indiana game I was young and he was yelling

31:37

at a player on his team and as he's yelling

31:39

at him I'm yelling at great seats hit him bobby.

31:41

I know you want to hit him. You know, he's

31:43

bobby I made the paper

31:45

the next day there like one particular fan

31:47

was brutally all over bobby night the whole

31:50

My buddy found this me even brought it up recently came

31:52

to my show in chicago He's like remember that article bobby

31:55

night when you're ripping on him So

31:57

i'm afraid this new system this guy has it

32:00

Is it like you used Russell Westbrook

32:02

for example hit a three-pointer. He's

32:04

not he's a great player Not a very

32:06

good outside shooter. So what if someone

32:09

yells out? Hey Russell, that's

32:11

your third one this year That's three million dollars

32:13

per three point. I'm a pain you can they

32:15

also go that was 23 B. I came from

32:18

23 B Goodbye

32:22

So everyone's gonna sit there total silence

32:24

with that 13 items. So don't move

32:26

just keep cheering. Holy shit. This is

32:28

frightening You know He's

32:30

trying to eliminate the stroll through the stadium. I respect

32:32

that but give me a reason to sit You know

32:34

what? I mean, you can't give me

32:37

the Chicago Bears and expect me to sit in my

32:39

seat You know what I mean? I

32:41

think you could still have go and do all that

32:43

stuff Okay, maybe they'll be able to tell why are

32:45

the hacklers coming from The

32:56

Pete Sebastian show I

33:06

Want to wrap this around to what you said

33:08

earlier before we even got on the air And

33:12

I'll show you where I'm going up with this you

33:14

said something funny about the win And I don't know

33:17

if you're willing to share it now that we have.

33:19

Oh, absolutely And my point is being proved that you

33:21

just flashed their glass. Okay, what would like was saying

33:23

guys Prior to the

33:25

show, why don't you give them what what

33:27

your feeling is on the world? I don't normally

33:30

come to Vegas, but I've been here twice now

33:32

and the win is just an absolutely beautiful facility

33:35

top shelf and I

33:37

was saying to Sebastian before the show if you

33:39

walk around the win, I wish

33:43

And I said, yeah, I wish this

33:46

was America. I wish this was

33:48

every neighborhood. Everyone dresses nice. Everybody's

33:50

Nice to each other, you know

33:53

what I mean? Everyone having a

33:55

good time. No white trash I've

34:00

been to too many Walmart's folks about too many

34:02

Walmart's I Brought

34:04

pants at Walmart recently. Oh my god.

34:06

I love them. You bought pants at Walmart.

34:09

What's the brand Wranglers? H

34:11

where I'm everyday. Okay, what? What

34:19

I just said no I listen how much how much

34:21

are wranglers at Walmart give me give me a price

34:23

point on that 1699

34:26

and bro, they fit

34:28

better than my my Joe my Joe

34:30

and diesel jeans It's the hardest part

34:32

about What buying

34:34

clothes from Walmart is you don't want to be

34:36

seen buying clothes at Walmart? You got it Like

34:38

even if you see someone on your way to

34:40

the register you drop the pants why everybody's a

34:43

shop in there What does it matter? Everybody's in

34:45

the same community? Not they're not you know, the

34:47

clothes section known is I don't see a lot

34:49

of people getting clothes their produce Appliances

34:52

electronics not genes

34:56

But let's let's take it back to produce. Mm-hmm

34:58

Do you think the bananas that you're

35:01

buying at Walmart at the

35:03

same quality as the jeans?

35:05

I mean if bananas we have don't have

35:07

the video you show with the green rash

35:09

on your bananas I know that did it

35:11

all bombs got better bananas than whenever they're

35:13

growing out there in Cali. Oh, listen I

35:15

don't know what that was and that came

35:17

from a grocery store I think that was

35:19

maybe a Whole Foods or Bristol Farm purchase.

35:22

But what I'm saying is do you

35:24

think Walmart is getting? top-notch

35:27

produce or Do

35:29

you think Walmart gets the the

35:32

produce that like the other stores

35:34

don't want? Yeah I think they get you

35:36

know how like a place like the win

35:38

I got an orange yesterday at the gym

35:41

at all at the wind. Yeah, I notice

35:43

our it's gonna be juicy and delicious My

35:45

banana I got the win perfect perfect banana

35:48

Hampton ain't getting the win banana You

35:51

know I'm saying they get the ones that

35:53

aren't done yet and the same

35:55

thing with Walmart Yeah, they're like anyone shops at

35:57

Walmart. They're like listen, you got a stuff for

36:00

down these people's throat anyway they

36:02

don't even want it they wouldn't

36:04

know what a good apple tastes

36:06

like they're probably dipping it in

36:09

chocolate anyway. Come on that's gold people

36:11

why are you laughing? Because look at the

36:13

people out here they don't even know what

36:15

warm might is that's what I'm saying about

36:17

the wind clientele you know it's the

36:19

trading joe's jokes for these people who get

36:22

it. If Steve Wynn who no

36:24

longer owns the place but if

36:27

he remodeled America oh

36:29

my god I mean that's what we're

36:31

talking about right unbelievable absolutely man that's

36:33

what I'm talking about I think America

36:35

needs a dancing fountain in every city

36:38

oh yeah that would but now what you

36:40

mean? I mean Rokarusso's like this in Los Angeles he's

36:43

got outdoor malls he put he put

36:45

he put he basically ripped off Bellagio

36:48

and put a dancing fountain in the middle of his

36:50

mall and every hour it

36:52

goes off to whatever Elvis, Frank Sinatra,

36:54

what have you. See now I

36:57

feel like if you're going to a mall that you

36:59

know has a dancing fountain it makes you dress nicer

37:01

like you're gonna go with your dirty jeans I think

37:03

I gotta get the fountain. Listen

37:07

we're talking about element I wanted to ask you a

37:09

question last night again great

37:12

police here after the late show watched you

37:14

for a while another great show I had

37:16

I was getting in my hotel and I

37:18

had an elevator I took

37:20

a couple moons of me feeling good now

37:22

there was like three of us in the elevator

37:25

and they started peeling off so at the end

37:27

it was just me and a guy who looked

37:29

a little suspect all right big tall guy red

37:31

beard and I go as

37:33

I'm going to get ready to get off I go I

37:35

hope you had a good evening look I did and I

37:38

go I'm having an answer and he's a you as well

37:40

now I got off the elevator and I

37:42

thought to myself there's a

37:45

chance that that guy could have been a serial

37:47

killer who was gonna get off with

37:49

me and stab me but didn't because

37:52

I was nice right it made

37:54

me think do you think

37:56

I wish we had an FBI guy on right now that

37:59

there's ever been a serial killer that was

38:01

gonna kill somebody but didn't Because

38:04

like that person did something nice for

38:06

them, right? Like when I

38:08

leave this grocery store I'm gonna kill the guy online in

38:10

front of me in the parking lot and then the guy

38:12

in line front of me goes He can't buy a coffee

38:15

something and the guy doesn't even know you

38:17

just saved your own life, bro But

38:19

do you think the serial killer? Let's

38:22

say the guy who is a serial killer knows

38:24

that he's gonna kill you in the elevator Or

38:26

do you think it just happens where you get

38:28

off and he goes I'm gonna get this guy

38:30

and he Yeah,

38:33

is it just impulsive? session

38:35

did like there's a serial killer wash his hands

38:38

at night do his hair going I'm gonna

38:40

kill somebody or Does

38:43

it come on him at the mall like, you

38:45

know, I just I can't even

38:47

go home doing murder somebody right now.

38:50

All right. Well Well,

38:53

do you think I have a family holds any weight?

38:55

I hear that a lot when they go to kill

38:57

someone the person says I have a family has anyone

39:00

ever went oh I Got

39:04

two kids can't do it. Yeah.

39:06

Yeah, I Don't

39:09

know. I don't know if I have a family holds

39:11

any weight because I feel this guy is so out

39:13

of his mind He don't even know what

39:15

a family is Right.

39:17

He probably had one do before he stabbed dead

39:19

to death before he got to you How

39:22

about you reverse it? Do you go you go

39:24

to the serial killer? You have a family? Are

39:33

you people getting Show

39:38

out there But

39:41

you let's rewind it to the elevator you're

39:43

in an elevator and I'm not much of

39:45

a talker in the elevator at all All

39:47

right. I'm not only my That

39:50

was the moon stoke the moon's. Okay, you were a little buzzed

39:52

out people walk on the elevator.

39:54

I mean and Okay,

39:56

you're coming down you're on 17 you stop

39:59

on 13 Yeah, people get in.

40:01

Are you obligated to say hello? To

40:04

the because don't you feel like it's your house that people are

40:06

coming if you're the only one in the L. It is true

40:09

You're a guest right cuz I got

40:11

on here first. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely You

40:15

see how I'm keeping you expect you to get on through

40:17

to say Well, you know,

40:19

what did we do before phones like now you just

40:21

pull out your phone and pretend you're looking at something,

40:23

you know Yeah, like, you know used

40:26

to just get on hi. How are you? Good. How are

40:28

you? Oh my Crazy at

40:30

least do all that. Well, here's the

40:32

thing why I don't want to start any conversation, especially

40:36

On the way down because you don't know how many stops you're

40:38

gonna do So let's say you're

40:40

on 17 it stops at 16 people

40:42

get on. Hey, how you doing? Last

40:45

night, you know, we went on and now

40:47

other people get get on and now

40:51

The other people are subject

40:53

to hearing the conversation that

40:55

you already started I

40:57

ain't putting people in that position All right

40:59

That's why I just shut my mouth head down

41:02

and wait till you get out of the elevator and I don't do

41:04

any of this As I leave have

41:06

a good night. Yeah out of the blue

41:09

I see if you haven't spoke the whole

41:11

ride right now you get out all of

41:13

a sudden have a good night

41:15

Oh just doesn't it seem

41:17

so uncivilized to get

41:19

off like like without saying

41:21

something to the other person If you haven't

41:24

said anything to begin with Still

41:30

even when I get off if I don't like this

41:32

is weird then they go and I think oh good

41:34

night I'm like tonight. Oh god. Thank you for making

41:36

it civil, you know Yeah,

41:39

you're right. If you don't say anything to begin with why

41:41

does it matter at all? But probably that's why someday you

41:43

may get murdered and I won't because you're Good

41:45

night when you get off. What's you

41:48

take on this people come out of the

41:50

elevator? You're still in the other people get

41:52

off their floor. Yeah, and they make a

41:54

wrong turn, right? I've done this

41:56

right where I've gone to the right, but it's

41:58

a wall. Uh-huh and I to go to the left.

42:01

Do you do an

42:03

overpronounced like, oh, or

42:05

do you act like you were going that way

42:08

anyway? And then you just

42:10

did a whip around it. Yeah. Why you wait till

42:12

the doors close and then you come back over to

42:14

where you were. Oh, you'll go, you'll

42:16

go towards a wall. Oh yeah. Don't let the people

42:18

in the elevator know you got over the road. You

42:20

ever see the people that get back on when they

42:22

go, oh, I thought it was in the bottom. They

42:24

get like ever get off. Like you're saying, it's not

42:26

your floor. That's the other one.

42:28

When you get off, you think it's

42:30

the lobby, but it's only like the gym. Yeah. Yeah.

42:32

Yeah. Or people go to get off. How

42:35

about this one? I'm on like

42:37

the 17th floor and it's coming

42:39

down and it opens up and someone goes

42:42

to get off and they go, oh, I thought I

42:44

was down. I want to go. You're

42:46

17 floors away. I mean,

42:49

you thought you were already down. That's what I

42:51

was supposed to say. But I just don't know

42:53

where we are. We're talking elevator time. You know

42:55

what? This is, I figured this is a hotel.

42:57

We're catering to our audience. They're staying at a

42:59

hotel. They probably just went to the terrace

43:02

cafe and had a beautiful, beautiful.

43:04

What do you got? Notes? I got notes. Let's

43:08

get into the notes. Jesus. I

43:12

brought notes to the thing. So

43:15

what do you, what do you got? Is your coffee cup mug burned?

43:18

Yes. I thought I saw that. Yeah. The microwave burned

43:20

it a little. You believe that. I

43:23

thought Lindsay was going to hook us up with coffee.

43:28

Why would she hook you up with coffee? Because

43:30

she asked if there was coffee and Patrick, I

43:32

said, tell her it's just a machine here that's

43:35

a little shoddy. If she

43:37

stops, I'll take a red eye. She

43:40

didn't stop. I'm sorry. Does Patrick look

43:42

a little too relaxed to be producing

43:44

the show? I don't even think he's

43:46

in charge. This guy, Zach, did a

43:49

countdown, took over the whole thing. By

43:52

the way, everybody does. I've never seen this. This

43:54

is our patch. This is Patrick. Everybody. This is

43:56

our producer who's, who's, who's enjoying the show as

43:59

you are. In a seat

44:01

what he doesn't even have the mic hooked

44:03

into his mouth. It's it's it's up here

44:05

Are you okay with the coffee, but I'm

44:07

not using the mining now. I'm not even

44:09

into this microwaving coffee bullshit Alright,

44:12

it's like once the coffee goes cold it

44:14

to me is dead You don't like refresh

44:16

it in the microwave now microwave coffee has

44:18

a definitely a a tinny taste to it

44:20

Yeah, I didn't do it. Yeah. Yeah, you

44:22

could tell this is radiation Absolutely.

44:25

Absolutely. Um, what tell me about First

44:29

of all, tell me about one of the notes that you have

44:31

on your your piece of paper over there I

44:34

feel like you did Where

44:37

did you even get the the the small piece of

44:39

paper? This is from

44:41

the hotel. Okay. I'm the wind has great pen.

44:43

I don't know if you guys are staying here

44:46

If you come across a wind pen take it

44:49

way better than your average Take

44:51

all the toiletries in the room. Oh, no,

44:53

no believable. Take everything home. Whatever's not stapled

44:55

to the Absolutely stocking stuff

44:57

is I wish they wouldn't put the W

44:59

on all their products. I give it a

45:01

gift So,

45:05

what do you get I got various things

45:08

to get into I mean one was Well,

45:12

I'll start here with my I Don't

45:15

know where you're at. You talk about forgetting stuff. Okay,

45:17

I'm getting a little concerned in my life because

45:19

I had a layover in Chicago

45:22

to come here and I had a roller

45:24

bag and I Will carry on

45:26

and you know, I fly light So I usually just

45:28

have a carry on brought up a roller bag as

45:30

they knew we're doing shows here I know if I

45:32

need extra clothes now in

45:34

Chicago a Guy stopped me.

45:36

I had just got a cup of coffee

45:39

at this place called whatever I got a

45:41

cup of coffee and I'm walking away and

45:43

then this guy stops He was a fan of the

45:46

cast and my stand-up when you're a fan

45:48

of mine You want a photo? I put

45:50

the coffee down. I take the coat off. I put

45:52

the bag down I don't like, you know mall Santa

45:54

Claus. We're gonna do it's gonna do a nice So

45:57

I take a photo with the guy very appreciative and

45:59

only bring it up because now when I went to gather

46:01

all my things and the guy's saying

46:03

hey man I just sent the last cast I'm like excuse

46:06

me holy shit bro I don't know I don't have my

46:08

bag. I left my bag at the

46:10

coffee place and we're talking like

46:12

15 beats away I so

46:14

now I'm running with my coffee going

46:17

oh my god my bag what's gonna I'm

46:20

spilling my coffee I finally get there and one

46:22

of the people who works in the coffee place

46:24

is literally wheeling it away to take it to

46:26

security I'm like that's my bag

46:28

it's my bag they're like oh we were wondering and

46:31

and have you done this

46:33

now are you like it's one thing

46:35

to forget a name but it's getting

46:37

dangerous now all right I'm forgetting I'm

46:39

forgetting my bag like it gets cold in

46:41

the winter I take the dog out at night about 1030

46:43

I have these fears

46:45

I wake up in the middle of the night that I

46:47

forgot to bring it back in and in the morning it

46:50

just rose into death. So

46:53

you having any big memory forget? I'm

46:56

not having any big moments like that

46:58

however I do want to talk about

47:00

the airport run which I've

47:02

analyzed over the the years being in

47:04

so many airports. You

47:07

ever see people running at the

47:09

airport to catch a flight right?

47:12

Now that run that they're doing

47:14

in the airport I feel is

47:17

only reserved for the

47:19

airport like that if you saw

47:21

them running on the street that

47:23

run wouldn't look like the airport

47:25

run correct and a lot of

47:27

the times the airport run you're

47:29

attached to some luggage there's a

47:31

bag over your shoulder there's coffee

47:34

yeah I feel you can't get

47:36

a good sprint going at

47:38

the airport. By the way I'm interrupting you you

47:40

a bit last night about the

47:43

do you normal walk with a

47:45

doctor tells you do you normal walk? I always

47:48

die. It's all

47:50

funny because the same thing

47:52

when you run it's not your normal run but

47:54

bro that was such a funny bit. Thank you.

47:57

And I feel like at the airport the reason you're

47:59

running running that way is because people are looking

48:02

at you. You got to keep it classy. It's

48:04

more like a you

48:08

know what I mean? You can't be a

48:10

full on. I feel you can't breathe while

48:13

you're running like you would normally run and you would

48:15

have a look on your face

48:18

maybe of anguish or defeat or what have

48:20

you. I feel like you got to run

48:22

almost like you're walking or sitting down because

48:24

people are going, oh look at this asshole.

48:26

Exactly. At a 10 people

48:29

that run an airport, what percentage do

48:31

you think the run made the difference? Like

48:33

they made their shit because they ran. I

48:35

got to tell you, I

48:37

was on the other end of this,

48:39

Lana and I were running. This was

48:41

in Germany to catch a flight to

48:43

Italy. And if we didn't

48:46

run the way we did, we would have definitely

48:48

missed the flight because it was one of those

48:50

we got there and they were closing the door.

48:52

And I'm like, babe, if we wouldn't have done

48:54

this, we would have missed the flight. So I

48:56

do think that the run has some benefits

48:59

to it. Listen, I've never

49:01

been to Vegas in mid March and

49:04

people are like, you need mittens. I

49:07

don't know what's going on out there. They opened up

49:09

the pool last week. They had to shut it down

49:11

because it was snowing the other day here. So thank

49:14

God for the cast and people

49:17

got something to do during the day because generally

49:19

when people are coming from cold cities, they want

49:21

to get a little sun and you can't even

49:23

do that. Now I see, I see a lot

49:25

of people this morning, guys walking around with golf

49:28

clubs over their shoulder like with this, like this

49:30

look like, come on, man, what the hell's going

49:32

on? That beautiful golf course out here, but not

49:34

with the West coast drought shit. I

49:36

don't want to hear it. I don't want to

49:38

hear for a long time from you people. All

49:40

right. I don't know what we're done. You guys

49:43

got plenty of water. My shower of pressure is

49:45

so hard. I think it's because

49:47

they have so much water. They're just

49:49

like grateful when anyone turns anything on

49:51

like, get this shit out. Right.

49:53

We're good from what I understand.

49:55

If with the drought till 2026. So. I

50:00

don't want to hear anything either in Los Angeles

50:02

about you can't water your lawn fire it up,

50:04

baby My by the way, and I yeah, I Don't

50:08

really listen to the rules right? Yeah, if

50:10

someone says you could only take one

50:13

shower Every two

50:15

days right you listen to them. No

50:19

Me I did I did not only

50:21

do I not listen to rules. I got a good one

50:23

for you Flying United

50:25

out here Lindsay hooked it up I'm

50:28

in boarding group four And

50:31

they're like anyone beyond boarding group three We're gonna have

50:33

to check your bag all the way to the gate

50:36

You're just not gonna have anything left so

50:38

I go up and I go all right Well, he goes we

50:40

need volunteers so he said first so I go up and I

50:42

go I'll volunteer is my bag So he puts

50:44

the ticket on he goes all right when you get down to the

50:46

end of the tunnel you hand it in and You can get it

50:48

the gate. I'm gonna let you board with

50:51

row two for doing that Yeah with boarding group two

50:53

and I'm like thanks a lot guy now I'm in

50:55

group two and I'm like well now I can get

50:57

it overhead Did you just let

50:59

me go group two so I don't go without

51:01

the gate I ripped the freaking tag off the

51:03

gate tag put in my pocket But that shit

51:05

and just to check cuz sometimes you ever like

51:07

when you go past them they board the plane

51:10

They're also your flight attendant. I'm

51:12

so on it like what my scumbag move What I'm

51:14

gonna do that as he's doing walking by and I

51:17

go I go I go you coming to Vegas with

51:19

us And he goes no, I'm staying here

51:21

and my head like good to know what a rip the tag

51:23

off walk it down Oh I'm

51:31

always be I'm just like you right the rules are for

51:33

you regular So

51:38

obviously I'm just not just not you know

51:40

what I'm not doing Things

51:43

that cannot be checked. What do you

51:46

mean? It can't be checked right if they say

51:48

you can't water your lawn, right? I'll

51:51

put the I'll put the sprinklers on

51:53

right? Yeah, I ain't my I

51:56

Just put the lawn in, it needs to be watered.

51:58

Right You You sound like you keep the car. Iran

52:00

and just to spite people. Like

52:02

in the driveway for a week and keep erotic.

52:07

As the emissions you got. The.

52:09

I just am not the little you I'm

52:11

just I tend to like is is the

52:13

can't be check. When. I

52:16

do it well I mean a green lawn I

52:18

you know if they said to me than Evergreen

52:20

one but three people you don't know and for

52:22

doing it would have to pass away. See that

52:24

of agree more about bless them. Only

52:27

regret was painted on me. Juri

52:29

luxury lives every really far. As.

52:33

I'm. Oh what do you guys

52:36

recycle? Ah, We

52:38

do recycle, but we're not like.

52:41

Millicent. Males and about it if you

52:43

through a plastic. Bottle. In

52:45

my normal garbage. I. Would be

52:47

or take them out where lie on

52:49

a perfect ever go to a house

52:51

and a favor certain are garbage Me

52:53

I will forever and is I got

52:56

I got to be honest the I

52:58

got like the recycled air just in

53:00

case somebody comes over. It is really

53:02

serious about recycling. Arrive at the Zola

53:04

you're doing the right. They live in

53:06

love. I feel it was passed that

53:08

already. Like the recycling thing was big

53:10

in the nineties were dead. the the

53:12

big thing was all we got all

53:14

these landfills where we going to put

53:16

the garbage. I feel like we're We're

53:18

ahead of the game I met I am Haven't

53:20

heard anything about landfills lately of you. Like.

53:23

I would again. Now. The big

53:25

thing is a global warming and this a I feel

53:27

like they go from like. Landfills,

53:30

Let's try to go Bill Warming known and

53:32

and nothing else will come along and next

53:34

ten years that we that they're telling us

53:36

that the eyes have a you are all

53:39

I know is like ice them an upper

53:41

east side Manhattan. I'd seen a barge come

53:43

by were all the garbage am well aware

53:45

as glad I'm glad I went on forever

53:47

and what about said people which he berry

53:50

and everybody was in a run on spots

53:52

zig zagging the mid cemeteries and evan her

53:54

you have a cemetery I drive in sometimes

53:56

you land and N J F K take.

53:59

Your car in Japan. the cemetery where you're

54:01

like, ah, who's licking their chops, the condos you

54:03

could put up there? How long have these people

54:05

been dead? Is there like, I feel like after

54:07

100 years, if there's, if

54:10

you've disintegrated, it can,

54:12

we can open that lot back up. They did that. They did

54:14

that in Sicily at a cemetery. They were

54:17

running out of spots and the people that have

54:19

been there for 130 years, there's a big, this

54:21

shit up, get rid of it. Let's

54:23

start you like, like if you, but if you

54:25

can dig them up though, like

54:28

seriously, just wait, put, just put the parking lot

54:30

right over. It's all over.

54:32

It's fair. Nobody's even visited your shit

54:34

for 50 years. I think we talked

54:36

about this. We have. Okay.

54:39

Is there, if the grave site

54:41

has not been visited in say

54:43

eight years by a family member,

54:47

do they say, listen, no

54:49

one's coming. It's almost like a movie. No one's coming

54:51

to see the movie, take it out of the theater.

54:53

I did. Right. Could you do that with bodies? Right.

54:55

I think you should. First

54:58

you get rid of the two guys. Could you

55:00

remove bodies from the cemetery if nobody's visited them?

55:02

No, it's got to stay there. What,

55:05

what if, what if they said they'll

55:07

give you a million dollar house in the Hamptons on the

55:10

water, but you can have it for 250

55:12

grand, but you're going to be right above

55:14

a grave site and the bodies are still

55:16

under there. Yeah, you take it. I'll

55:19

do pulpit guys. I'll have an arm come up

55:21

in the pool while they're making the pool. I

55:23

wouldn't even care about another arm. This

55:26

is the pizza bash. We are in

55:28

Las Vegas at the wind hotel this

55:30

week doing our shows here. We got

55:32

two shows tonight. We'll see. Show

55:47

has ended. I

55:53

said, you talked to daddy today. And

55:56

I was like, whoa, 60 and

55:58

we're still throwing a Y on it. It's the same.