Paul is back to chat with Mike after some unsuccessful freelance attempts with other criminal organizations. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Don't Judge a Book by The Goblet of Fire

Sep 8th, 2023 46m 13s

What's more overrated? Blue-cheese-stuffed olives or the Half Blood Prince? Hit us up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

The Amazon Corn-spiracy

Aug 18th, 2023 37m 40s

Paul has found a way to tap into a huge cultural phenomenon, and desperately tries to convince Mike to get on board. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Oh Really, O'Reilly?

Jul 21st, 2023 36m 25s

Paul and Mike catch up on what they've been up to for their summer break. Discussion topics include dog packs, Tide Pods, and a man beast.

Perpetual Crime Machine

May 26th, 2023 41m 19s

Paul has designed the perfect machine, only thing left is collect the missing pieces.

The Hudachek Cleanse

May 5th, 2023 37m 21s

Paul and Mike discuss body positivity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

CatGOPT

Apr 21st, 2023 33m 3s

Paul and Mike introduce a new member to the show. Contact them at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

You Say Potato, I say Tomato

Mar 31st, 2023 46m 27s

This week Paul and Mike dive into the wonderful world of fruity vegetables. Contact us at perfectcrimepodcast.com!

Sometimes Why

Feb 10th, 2023 29m 26s

This week the boys strike back at the scammers, so that they can do the scamming themselves. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Sunny P

Feb 4th, 2023 50m 22s

This week, Paul and Mike have a frank discussion about ageism, free elder care and the Power of the Sun. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Son of Claus

Jan 27th, 2023 50m 22s

Paul and Mike have been gone forever! Where the hell were they? Let's find out. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

BYOH'D (Bake Your Own Hors D'oeuvres)

Dec 23rd, 2022 49m 49s

Its almost Christmas! And that means Paul is getting really stressed out about his annual Christmas party and lashing out at Mike for literally no reason. Let's try to smooth things over with some money laundering. Wish Paul and Mike a Merry Ch

Darwin is Corny

Dec 16th, 2022 37m 1s

This week Paul and Mike discuss the top three beach-y crimes to pull on holiday break. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Stay Salty Matt Damon

Dec 9th, 2022 31m 29s

This week Mike learns about how assassin movies are made. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

ThanksTaking 2: Mission to Mars

Dec 2nd, 2022 32m 4s

This week Paul and Mike discuss how they spent their Thanksgiving break as well as Paul's plans to profit off of illness. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Charitable Charcuterie

Nov 18th, 2022 37m 28s

This week Paul and Mike discuss jungle juice, where to find the best meat plates, and debate the definition of charity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Live Action Crime Play

Nov 11th, 2022 34m 41s

This week Paul and Mike catch up with Paul's new diet and discuss plans to host a LARP-ing event, with a twist.

Deez Assorted Seed

Nov 4th, 2022 39m 15s

Look out Big Wax, this week it's your turn. Paul has a grand plan for smooth bodies and fuzzy faces. Talk to us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This is a Lasagna Metaphor

Oct 28th, 2022 41m 14s

This week we take Big Lumber head on. We also talk about teeth too much! Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Don't Call It a Comeback

Oct 21st, 2022 50m 17s

The Boys are back! What have we been up to during the break? Tune in and find out! Plus some light plagiarism.

Crimey a River

Aug 18th, 2022 50m 50s

After a disappointing Crimeys show, Paul attempts to cheer up Mike by reminding him of all the wonderful memories they've shared over the last 100 episodes. share your favorite crimes with us at [email protected].

Gone in 60 Fish Seconds

Aug 11th, 2022 43m 56s

This week is officially Heist O'clock. Paul and Mike are getting a bunch of fancy fish for the break room. God speed heroes. Send us your fish pics at [email protected]

A Better Fishtrap

Aug 4th, 2022 39m 41s

This week, Paul gives his notes for Mike's aquarium heist, set to take place next week. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

Triple Sigh Cow

Jul 28th, 2022 38m 10s

This week, the boys argue. And argue. And argue some more about updates to some of Paul's older crimes. Stay hydrated. theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

B&E&G (Breaking and Entering and Gravy)

Jul 21st, 2022 45m 48s

This week, Paul and Mike discuss the controversial conspiracy episode, door-melting gravy, and apartment timeshares. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.