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much. Let's get started. So

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during a fundraiser on Saturday,

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Donald Trump claimed Joe Biden

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soiled himself in the Oval

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Office. This is factually

0:49

untrue. President Biden did not soil

0:51

himself in the Oval Office. He

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soiled himself in the Oval Office, the Rose

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Garden, the Lincoln Bedroom, the State Dining Room,

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the library, the East Room, Air Force One,

1:01

Air Force Two, the State Car, Marine One,

1:03

and in front of the Pope in Rome.

1:07

All right. The Justice Department says

1:09

they won't hand over subpoenaed audio

1:11

recordings of former special counsel Robert

1:13

Herr's interview with President Biden. However,

1:17

we here at Gutfeld have been able to

1:19

secure a brief clip. Roll it. And

1:22

Joan, Shang-Gang, Shang-Gang,

1:25

Shang-Gang, Shang-Gang,

1:29

cool. Oh, my God. Quick. Get

1:32

the paddles. Clear. Putin's

1:34

kleptocracy. Yeah. You know,

1:36

that's great. A

1:45

new study says marijuana use could dramatically lower

1:47

the risk of cognitive decline in adults over

1:49

45. In response,

1:52

the White House has introduced their new Chief

1:54

of Staff. A

1:57

New Gal Poll finds a sharp decline of American. Crushed

2:00

in President Biden. These are

2:02

some things people trust more

2:05

than Joe Biden. Horoscopes, We'd.

2:07

see: Boards and

2:09

Titanic submersibles. Up

2:14

too soon. They

2:16

can hear it. Former

2:18

Chicago Mayor Lorelei Foot has been

2:21

hired to investigate Dolphin Illinois Mayor

2:23

Tiffany Hang Yard for a corruption.

2:26

That's like hiring Oj to investigate a

2:28

murder. A

2:31

London musical celebrating Caribbean culture From

2:33

my queer perspective, Warren said it

2:35

features the sound of people eating

2:37

or inches. And of that triggers you

2:39

wait to see what they do with bananas. Morning

2:44

Joe House Joe Scarborough as Sixty

2:46

One today, the five years older

2:49

than his wife, Mika but only

2:51

a year older than her face.

2:56

I don't get it. At

2:59

a recent study finds a twenty percent

3:01

of Americans have sacrificed meals to afford

3:03

their rent or mortgage. On

3:05

like some people who sacrificed their rent

3:07

or mortgage to afford their meals. That

3:13

could have been better. thrive as

3:16

a number of dead mounted the

3:18

F B I undercounted. According to

3:20

the Washington Examiner, the latest F

3:22

B I crime report is quote

3:24

unreliable at best and deceptive at

3:27

worst. Sounds. Like that Merrily it

3:29

I bought at the dollar store. But.

3:33

They claim crime in America is actually went

3:36

down last year. The. You buy

3:38

that? He shouldn't

3:40

because it's a lie. The. Only thing

3:42

I went down as the democrat who bride the

3:44

F B I and publishers. There

3:48

sassy murder dropped thirty percent, a violent

3:50

crime was down almost six percent. With.

3:53

The media happily pirated but as you'll

3:55

see was based on exaggerated gases and

3:57

it's that they were saying hey, you

3:59

know that. crime you see every day, it's

4:01

not happening. That broken eye

4:04

socket Diane suffered walking down

4:06

44th Street, she probably just

4:08

walked into a door. After

4:11

all, why would the government under a Democrat president

4:13

lie to you? Hell, they say

4:15

they like Fox and Friends to keep their jobs.

4:19

Meanwhile, the Coalition for Law,

4:22

Order and Safety, an independent

4:24

group of law enforcement folks,

4:26

blame the increase in crime

4:29

on de-policing, decarceration, de-prosecution, all

4:31

ideas pushed by the de-emocrats.

4:37

In other words, the law isn't being

4:39

enforced, too many thugs are being released,

4:41

and prosecutors refuse to deal with the

4:43

ones who are left. And

4:45

the whole thing is run by politicians pretending

4:47

everything's fine. It's like they work at

4:49

a slaughterhouse, and the stats are the soap to

4:52

get the blood off their hands. Because

4:54

in order for a crime to exist, a law

4:56

has to be broken and then enforced before you

4:58

can count it as a crime. If

5:01

you don't do the last two, then the first

5:03

thing doesn't exist. It's like never getting on a

5:05

scale and claiming you haven't put on a pound

5:07

in years. A few

5:09

years ago, the feds demanded local

5:11

enforcement use something called the National

5:14

Incident Based Reporting System to

5:16

report crimes. The

5:18

acronym is NIBRS. So

5:22

just to be safe, I'll say NIBRS. Now,

5:29

as we all know, the feds love

5:31

to streamline every process and make it

5:33

easier to understand. And I say that

5:35

with my tongue planted so far in

5:37

my cheek I look like Kamala Harris

5:39

on her first job interview in SF.

5:46

Feds tried using the NIBRS system,

5:48

but like Biden's previgine, it wasn't

5:50

working. So cops in

5:52

LA, in New York, in Chicago simply didn't

5:54

submit crime data to the FBI. The feds

5:57

gave up on it and are now just

5:59

making... up, except they

6:01

call it estimation. They're using inferred

6:03

stats. Which brings me to this

6:06

rule. If you think the numbers stink, it's

6:08

because they pulled them out of their ass.

6:12

Because when you have a strong incentive to downplay

6:14

crime, that's what you'll do. And

6:16

now victims sense the hopelessness of the

6:18

justice system and have stopped reporting crime.

6:20

Can you blame them? That's why

6:22

the feds claim violent robberies dropped almost 20% between

6:25

2019 and 2022, while

6:28

the government's own victim survey reveals it

6:31

actually went up 30%. So

6:34

the government says, believe us, not

6:36

the girl with the fat lip and the missing iPhone.

6:39

So actual crime isn't dropping at all. It's

6:41

just that fewer crimes are being reported. Because

6:44

it's not a penalty if the rest didn't call

6:46

it. And guess who thinks you're too

6:48

stupid to know the difference? Last

6:51

year, the United States had one of the lowest

6:53

rates of all violent crime of all

6:56

violent crimes for more than 50 years.

6:58

He thinks you believe that. He also

7:00

thinks Barack Obama is his butler. Here's

7:04

the problem with Joe's claim. It's

7:06

not verifiable. The official FBI numbers only

7:09

go back to 1985. That's

7:12

39 years, not 50. And

7:14

here's what the FBI chart for murders looks

7:16

like from their own website. While there was

7:18

a drop from last year, it's still the

7:21

highest murder number since 1996. But

7:24

it's easier to sell a lie when the

7:26

media is already to tow the line. I

7:29

mean, I just debunked some of the things Trump

7:31

is pushing about crime. He says crime is worse

7:33

than ever, when in most places in the US

7:35

it's actually going down. The truth is

7:37

that violent crime skyrocketed under

7:39

Donald Trump's presidency. Crime

7:42

has fallen under Joe Biden's presidency.

7:44

Crime rates keep dropping. Crime,

7:47

in fact, the rate is lower now than

7:50

when Donald Trump was in office.

7:54

Funny, Scarborough had more to say there, but they

7:56

had to cut the clip short, do it an armed

7:58

intruder. But

8:00

at least they admit crime spiked in 2020

8:03

thanks to the Dems cheering on an

8:05

orgy of riots and looting. And

8:07

sorry, under Joe Biden's watch, the only thing

8:09

falling is Joe Biden. But

8:13

that's the game. Refuse to see what's really

8:15

happening, then brag about it, or brag about

8:17

how blind you are. But when

8:19

you're a member of that professional crime ring

8:21

called the Democratic Party, it's all about spin.

8:25

We need to talk about the reality here.

8:27

The simple facts and the simple reality are

8:29

right here staring us in the face, including

8:31

the fact that I can safely walk my

8:33

dog to the Capitol today in a way

8:35

that you couldn't do when

8:38

we all got here. That's because

8:40

you have a security detail.

8:44

It's like me saying, you know, dieting isn't

8:46

that hard as I inject ozepic

8:48

into my ass. And

8:51

how does transportation secretary not know that car

8:53

thefts have hit an all time high? Because

8:56

the left is great at ignoring reality and

8:58

its victims. Here in New York,

9:00

a gangbanger who's been cuffed nine times this

9:02

year on charges from grant larceny to death

9:04

threats against women is free after being repeatedly

9:07

released without bail. But when

9:09

somebody complains about getting robbed,

9:12

the elites just sneer and say, what are

9:14

you complaining about, you little whiner? Haven't

9:17

you seen this graph? Because

9:23

when you're a Democrat, criminals aren't so

9:26

different from them. The

9:28

only difference, we can vote these

9:30

douchebags out in November. All right. Don't

9:32

go anywhere. We'll be right back. Thank

9:46

you. He's

10:00

done more odd characters than a

10:02

whore at a furry convention. After

10:05

Comediated author of the upcoming book, you

10:07

can do it Rob Schneider!

10:12

She's as bubbly as a

10:14

takoozie full of Alka-Seltzer. Outkick host

10:16

Charlie Arnold! His

10:22

idea of a full house is

10:24

when he's home alone, watching full

10:26

house. After writer and comedian Jamie

10:28

Lissau! And

10:32

when this cat gets stuck in a

10:35

tree, the fire department leaves her there.

10:37

New York Times best selling author and

10:39

busting distributor Kyle Toon! Our

10:48

view on the view is

10:52

the dumbest of them all. The

11:00

brains are small, but

11:02

who's the dumbest one of all? True,

11:05

none of them are in Mensa, but

11:08

who's the most densa? Perhaps

11:11

it's Sonny who mastered the art

11:13

of making idiots look smart. Now

11:17

the view could ask Amir who's the dumbest

11:19

one of all, but there's no way that

11:21

glass doesn't shatter. So instead, let's check out

11:24

this clip from Monday's episode of The View

11:26

when the ladies put their science caps on

11:28

and discuss the solar eclipse. The

11:52

first time in many many years. 17

12:00

years has happened. Well, that's not what I read, but

12:02

maybe, you know, maybe you

12:04

know better. All those things together, what

12:08

maybe lead one to believe that, you know,

12:10

either climate change exists or

12:12

something is returning. This

12:15

question not at the mercy of climate change. It's on the ground.

12:17

It can't, I don't think that's it. It happens and

12:19

the eclipse, they've known about

12:21

the eclipse coming because the eclipse has happened

12:23

and they actually can say when

12:26

these things are gonna happen. Amazing.

12:30

That's not what I read. The

12:33

true side of the apocalypse is someone that

12:35

dumb has a law degree. Worse,

12:37

if your name has the word sun in it, there's

12:39

no excuse for not knowing how an eclipse works. But

12:43

it's no surprise that Joy is the one

12:45

who understands science. She's been on the science

12:47

diet for years. Oh. Wow.

12:54

Oh. They're turning on me.

12:56

So that makes Sunny Hostin who thinks climate

12:59

change caused the solar eclipse, the dumbest of

13:01

them all because everyone knows

13:03

the moon caused the eclipse, which is

13:05

controlled by the views gravitational pull. All

13:10

right, Kat, did you ever see

13:12

such a group? It's amazing how

13:14

Joy and Whoopi became

13:16

the smart ones. For

13:19

me, the most shocking thing about the

13:21

conversation was how truly boring

13:24

it was. They're

13:26

like, well, the cicadas, they're cicadas. Okay, but

13:28

it was like every 100 years. No, it's

13:30

every 17 years. Do

13:33

you know how many Emmys this show has? 31

13:37

Emmys? This show has 31. I

13:39

mean, I'd hate to see the conversations that don't

13:42

make headlines. What?

13:46

And we don't have a single Emmy. Not a single one. What

13:49

does that tell you about the Emmys, Kat? Yeah,

13:52

thank you, Mr. Boo. Give

13:54

that man a free cup of

13:56

water. Charlie,

13:59

it's... Are these women bad

14:01

for women? They're bad

14:04

for more than just women. The

14:06

whole discussion about climate change drives

14:08

me nuts because it does not

14:11

exist. But the only reason I

14:13

have come to love it is because of

14:15

the characters that have gotten themselves

14:17

involved. I mean, just a couple of weeks ago when I was

14:19

on the show, we were talking about the snowboarder who testified

14:22

before Congress. Remember, he was like the guy

14:24

who was like, oh, bro, I think that

14:26

there's climate change. And he had

14:28

no idea what he was talking about. That was

14:30

great. And then Greta Thunberg, who I have grown

14:32

to be very fond of because she continually makes

14:34

a mockery of herself. She was arrested not once

14:37

but twice this past weekend. And now Sunny Hostin

14:39

throwing her hat in the ring claiming that these

14:41

naturally recurring events, such as earthquakes, which by the

14:43

way I did my research, the first one was

14:45

in 1831 BC, saying that they stem from

14:50

climate change or something. And

14:53

I know she was just dying when

14:56

she said something. She wanted to say

14:58

racism. Dying to

15:00

say that. Yeah, it was either going

15:02

to be racism or Trump. But then she realized what

15:04

if Trump wasn't born then? Yeah, also what

15:06

a way to cover your bases or

15:10

something. Jamie, you do

15:12

that a lot with punchlines. Yeah. What's

15:15

your problem? What a sensitive audience tonight.

15:18

And it's true. Yeah. Jamie,

15:26

what are your thoughts on the view? I

15:30

want to know too, Jamie. What are you?

15:32

Why are you being so quiet about this? Get

15:34

it out, young man. I'm glad

15:36

you guys asked. I hate

15:38

that show so much. And Keta is so right. What

15:41

is the show prep? They just go, go! Is

15:45

that the pre-show? I

15:47

didn't realize you guys started talking. That all happened

15:49

on the air. I thought it

15:51

was just like a behind the scenes disaster. A

15:53

blooper. Yeah, that was crazy. And

15:55

we can disagree, Greg. You say cicada,

15:58

I say cicada. disagree

16:01

but I feel like if the world ends first

16:03

of all I'll have saved the exact correct amount

16:06

of money. With

16:10

all due respect I hate the solar eclipse I went

16:12

from New York City to Rochester New York this weekend

16:14

to do a gig. My flight got canceled I forgot

16:17

about the eclipse and I looked it up there's no

16:19

other flights. Yeah. The train is sold out for people

16:22

going to see this eclipse and people want to

16:24

see the eclipse so bad all the flights to

16:26

Buffalo were sold out. That's how bad people want

16:28

to see the eclipse. They went to Syracuse.

16:31

Yeah that's how bad it was

16:34

and I was so annoyed by the whole thing in the

16:36

world's not ending and it's not even that big a deal

16:38

and like I was in the groom I was on the

16:40

show last week and I was talking to Tyrus backstage and

16:42

he like stood up in front of this lamp and I

16:44

was like that's kind of it. You know Cleveland

16:49

finally had a good view of

16:51

something. What about poor Buffalo like

16:53

people in Buffalo where it's like

16:55

it was a cloudy day. Yeah.

16:58

Buffalo's like slogan should be so close.

17:01

Why what's the chart have you ever

17:03

been on

17:05

the view? I have many

17:08

I think when was was

17:10

Barbara Walters was she still

17:12

on it back then? Yeah

17:15

she was on it even

17:17

after she died. I remember

17:20

I was on the view and I was

17:24

I don't know what horror man-whore I was playing

17:26

at a time. I remember I took off

17:29

her shoe just as a joke you know to kind

17:31

of do something and her foot I just like oh

17:34

that was a mistake. Every toe had its own you

17:36

know. God rest her soul. Yeah.

17:44

Well I don't know I don't know who's dumber

17:46

to be honest. Yeah I don't know. It's a

17:48

tough question. It's a close. I know what I'm

17:50

gonna whoopee you know she thought like either the

17:52

Nazis thought the Jews were a race or were

17:54

in a race. I'm not sure what she thought

17:56

and I thought you know this new one was

17:58

sunny pretty dumb and then Joey

18:00

Behar in her own echo chamber. I'm gonna say the dumbest

18:03

people who still watch the show. Yeah She's

18:10

funny right no,

18:12

okay. I Was trying

18:14

to find some kind of redeeming thing to say

18:16

about the view you could see right through me

18:19

Well, at least joy and whoopi were fact-checking

18:21

this time around that was surprising a pleasant

18:23

one. Yeah, it was we won't be seeing that

18:25

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