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think we I looked it up on the show.

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I think it's every five years you can develop

2:04

a new allergy or Lose

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one of like a talent tree. Yeah, you're skilled.

2:09

Yeah, does the next algae depend on the last

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one you picked No, I don't

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think you have to follow the tech progression. You can probably just

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Read my theories is if

2:20

you don't know about allergies you can't get them And

2:24

then you won't know what you got and you

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don't have anything Yeah, you know, that's actually not

2:28

bad advice I keep getting like these really bad

2:30

rashes whenever I hop into my bed But because

2:32

I don't know doctors I don't need to get

2:35

a new mattress. What it's it's not a mattress

2:37

allergy or anything like that How

2:43

often does that happen oh It's

2:46

like it's not happening. It's not

2:48

super. I think it might have been like a fabric

2:50

softener I was using if I'm being honest, but like

2:53

maybe once every every week or so Used

2:55

to but now I haven't had it in a little while.

2:57

So it could be a seasonal thing. Maybe I

2:59

don't know But

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yeah whenever I would hop into the bed I would just kind

3:05

of like start getting itchy and then they'd be like

3:07

this red rash on my chest But

3:10

it's okay. It was still a comfortable. You'd be

3:12

sleeping though You

3:14

know up all night just scratching yourself I'm

3:18

sneezing like a motherfucker Charlie and I

3:22

would be congested to accept. I made a deal

3:24

with the mob You know that thing where you

3:26

just use a bunch of the congested nasal spray

3:28

and you become addicted to it And

3:31

you know eventually you'll have to stop it. It'll be

3:33

worse than ever What

3:37

What are you to know I I just man mode

3:40

it I'm just like alright my nose wants to run

3:42

I'll blow it Yeah,

3:45

no, I like nasal spray and I like to use

3:47

it but eventually you have to stop And

3:50

by that point your nose is used to it's kinda so

3:53

you get like I Don't know

3:55

like a rubber band effect. We're just now you're

3:57

extra congested if you stop using it It's

4:00

not a physical dependency, it's just... I'm

4:03

kind of scared of nasal sprays. It feels sacrilegious. I feel

4:05

like there are certain things in this universe we're not meant

4:07

to control. And nasal

4:10

sprays are too much power for one man. It's

4:15

not that powerful. In bed mouth

4:17

breathing. I don't want to suffer.

4:21

You know, I've got this thing where I can't mouth

4:23

breathe. It's like,

4:25

no, I can't. You actually can. My body

4:28

would just be like, no, you're breathing through

4:30

your nose no matter what. So I

4:32

will just do the loudest snore and

4:34

then just wake up like out of

4:36

air. Don't

4:39

have a re-roof function. What's probably

4:41

all those allergies you ignored? Why

4:44

can't you mouth breathe? I don't

4:46

know. Some... See, I've

4:48

never been to the doctor. It's like, my theory, if

4:51

you don't investigate, you don't kind of problem. You

4:53

just suffocate one night. It's

4:56

a core function of being a human. Like breathing through

4:59

your mouth. Yeah, having two holes. That's one of the

5:01

things you should probably investigate. Yeah,

5:03

maybe. One day, one day. Like, what if

5:05

in the next five years, Charlie's like, theory

5:07

of like, body rejuvenation happens and then you

5:09

can't breathe out of your nose either? Like,

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your body's not... It's not my fucking theory.

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It's generally my science. I

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didn't know you were a scientist, Charlie. It's been breathtaking.

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Yeah, I've been doing research on allergies recently. I

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never fucking had them until this time. So I've

5:26

been really investigating. Can

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you lose the allergy? Can it be like five years

5:32

and then you've lost the allergy? Or is it only

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gaining allergies? No, no, no. It goes both

5:36

ways. You could lose an allergy within five years or gain one.

5:40

That's pretty cool. Sick. Yeah. Wonder

5:43

what it can also do. You

5:46

guys going? No,

5:48

you go. Mine was dumb. You're our guest. Mine

5:51

was pretty stupid. I

5:53

was gonna say, I found out I was allergic to cats

5:55

like a couple of years ago and I spent my whole

5:57

life playing with them and just being confused like why I

5:59

was constantly crying. playing and sneezing. That's

6:01

so sad. But I heard you can literally

6:03

a nightmare for me. I love cats so

6:05

much. It's so sad. Well, I'm

6:08

not going to change my behavior just because my

6:10

body won't play along. I'm going

6:12

to keep playing with cats. But it's just like, apparently,

6:15

I don't know if this is like junk

6:17

science. You probably would know this Charlie since

6:19

you've studied the field. But I

6:22

heard that if you have chickens around

6:24

cats and you eat the eggs that

6:26

the chickens lay, it helps you process

6:29

the things that make you allergic. It's

6:33

like how they discovered immunization. Yeah, is

6:35

that true Charlie? That's

6:37

one of the most looney toon-esque shit I've

6:39

ever heard. I think there is no shot.

6:43

Are you ever just dead? It sounds like

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you're allergic to cats. You also eat anything.

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You can just do

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exposure therapy. That

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actually works. You just keep playing with cats

6:54

and just grit in your teeth. You'll eventually

6:56

be over it. You'll

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grow up. And you just keep making your way up, play with

7:01

bigger and bigger cats. With lions at the end. They

7:05

have the most allergies. So do...

7:08

So you dip people in the blind, sneezing

7:10

so much. Does

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exposure therapy actually work, Charlie? Yeah,

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it does actually. Yeah,

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what's in reason. You can't expose your skin

7:21

to bullets or anything. But yeah, like

7:23

little allergies for sure. You

7:26

can do the snake venom, that's cool. That's

7:28

cool. Yeah, what happened with my bed day. I was sleeping in it

7:30

every single night. You got

7:33

used to bed bugs. Great. It's so

7:35

bad after we expose the therapy for a fabric

7:37

softener. Like I'm going to beat this thing. You

7:42

should be used to a carcinogen now. Just

7:46

melt it by measles. Wonderful.

7:53

I wrote his shots, but at least his

7:55

skin isn't rashy anymore. No

8:00

problem. That's

8:03

an actual thing in America, Downy fabric

8:05

softener. We

8:07

can't use that word in Australia. That means something else over here.

8:09

I'm sure it means that there. I thought that product was four.

8:12

I thought it was just that. Wait, I'm Australian. What does Downy

8:14

mean? Tell me. What? I

8:16

think it's a slur for people with Down Syndrome. Oh, come on. That's

8:18

totally the same. Americans don't say that. No? Well,

8:21

you don't say that? I don't know. I

8:24

don't know. I don't know. I don't

8:26

know. I don't know. I haven't heard that. I

8:29

didn't know we had our own unique slurs. I think it

8:31

was in the ringer, but that's like the only place I've

8:33

ever heard anything like that. It's a

8:36

common phrase here. So when America just watched that movie,

8:38

they're like, why are they talking about detergent? That's a

8:40

weird reference. Yeah. Do

8:42

you guys have any other like medical mysteries

8:44

about your bodies that you would like to find? Yeah.

8:54

Now that we got a chance to get them diagnosed. Alex has also

8:56

a similar mouth breathing issue where he can't sneeze

8:58

out of his mouth. Yeah,

9:01

I can't. No, out of my nose. I don't know.

9:04

No, you have any sneezes at all. Every, I don't, I don't think it's true. his

9:07

mouth and go and just like explode. Yeah. it's

9:11

a. Yeah. Well,

9:14

it's, it's, no air comes out, but sometimes

9:16

saliva will come out of my mouth, but

9:18

that's because

9:24

of the pressure of the air, leaving my mouth. It

9:30

builds up and I just go to have it, but that's

9:32

sneezing internally where

9:35

you sneeze like,

9:37

that's what happens when I sneeze. Oh, like

9:39

a, okay, I see. I see. I

9:41

thought it was like breaking. It's an implosion

9:44

inside. I think it's because I, when I was

9:46

in school, I tried to do a wall flip

9:48

and I ran into a wall

9:51

and just smashed my face and

9:53

deviated bicep. You

9:55

broke the part of your brain that controls

9:57

sneezing. Yeah. That's

10:00

the root cause of all my problems, hitting

10:03

that wall too hard. Yeah,

10:07

now I got no airflow. I

10:10

do weird sneezes now too. I was streaming one time and

10:12

I sneezed and I used to sneeze kind of like you

10:14

or I kind of held it in and then

10:16

someone in chat told me that you can actually

10:19

give yourself an aneurysm from it. So since then

10:21

I've been opening my mouth and just fucking exploding

10:23

every time I sneeze. Oh, why would you try

10:25

to control it? Well, I don't know. Because

10:29

otherwise you fucking just beat it everywhere. There's

10:32

nothing more liberating than like an open

10:34

mouth, like no hand sneeze. Oh, it's

10:37

so powerful. I'll do that everywhere.

10:40

Especially if someone does it like in a car, just hop

10:42

off the place with their spittle in the air. I don't

10:45

know, I feel like toddlers know

10:47

what's up. Would they just like walk around

10:49

and just cough in the air just like sneezing and coughing?

10:51

Yeah, no care in the

10:53

world. But no other medical

10:55

mysteries. My iron

10:57

level's too high. My chest osteoarthritis is

11:00

too high. You

11:04

know those things though, it's not a medical mystery. Or is

11:06

it a medical mystery how they got them high? I don't

11:09

know how it happened. I haven't been eating many

11:12

iron balls. So why is

11:14

my body retaining it so much? That's a mystery.

11:16

Probably because you sneeze internally so much. It's just

11:18

like increasing their levels inside

11:21

for some reason. They're probably connected. My iron

11:23

can't get it. Charlie,

11:26

what about you? You've got to have a lot. A

11:29

lot of medical mysteries? Yeah.

11:33

Why would I have a lot? You're

11:35

just an interesting hypochondriac. Yeah. Well, that's

11:38

exactly why I wouldn't have any. I'd

11:40

try and get everything figured out. Yeah,

11:43

but that's gonna be fine. No, it's exactly why you would

11:45

have many. Yeah. You probably worry

11:47

about the way you breathe. Like,

11:49

doctor, what's wrong? And he doesn't know. Well, I

11:51

mean, yeah. Brother, I changed my sneeze after 27

11:54

years because one guy in a chat told me

11:56

about an aneurysm, of course. Yeah. What

12:01

if people start talking with you? I have no idea

12:03

but now it's never gonna leave my head. What else

12:05

would make you change? But what if he was trying

12:07

to sabotage you? What if now doing it the way

12:10

that you're doing it is actually worse? I

12:12

don't know. I feel like it is sometimes. You're trying

12:14

to kill you. Yeah, because sometimes if I'm laying down and I have

12:16

to sneeze and I do that it hurts my whole body and I'm

12:18

like, oh fuck. He's coming.

12:20

What you get shot into the floor,

12:23

into your bed. I don't

12:25

know. I

12:28

don't know. I guess the only other medical

12:30

mystery thing would be like my burping. I

12:32

burp more than anyone else on the planet.

12:34

You really do. You really do.

12:37

My friend does that. That's

12:39

weird. And smelly. My

12:41

aunt used

12:43

to burp too much and then she needed to get

12:45

like a body part removed to fix it. I

12:48

don't remember. Her mouth. Her

12:50

mouth. Her mouth. Her mouth.

12:52

Her mouth. Her mouth. Her

12:55

mouth. I gotta cut

12:58

this off. Mystery

13:00

sample. No,

13:03

it was like the burping part of your

13:05

neck. Whatever the. Is

13:10

it like 50% of it or like what's the hell

13:12

for one because it's. They

13:15

took out a goddamn book anymore. No,

13:20

it was like, yeah, what was it? It

13:22

was like inflamed. It was some kind of

13:24

fleshy like throat thing that was

13:26

like inflamed and causing her to put on. No,

13:29

I don't think it was consoles. It was something more.

13:31

It was the tonsils unique. How did it get inflamed?

13:33

I have no clue. I was too young. I

13:36

don't remember. I

13:38

know. I know where you're going. Something

13:40

about your auntie there. I didn't want to think about it. I don't know.

13:43

I don't know. I don't know. I

13:45

don't know. I don't know. I

13:47

don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

13:50

don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

13:53

Yeah. Yeah. But

13:55

she doesn't burp anymore, which is cool. She's

13:58

lost the ability. Wait, at all? Is

14:00

it the downside that like when there is like

14:02

a gaseous build up she can't burp? Wait

14:06

what say that again? Like it's

14:08

been taken out so like she doesn't burp as

14:10

frequently but she also just like not burp anymore

14:12

like she can't burp Yeah,

14:15

I don't know about the science behind it. I

14:17

just know that it's funny So she

14:19

doesn't burp as much. I think she can

14:22

still burp but it's like very rare Oh,

14:24

yeah, very very rare But I guess

14:26

anything is rarer than she was like burping constantly.

14:28

She's like she couldn't finish the sentence without burping.

14:30

Oh my god Definitely

14:33

a little more extreme. Yeah, it's pretty bad.

14:35

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, it was really bad

14:37

It's got a sick extra heart for a

14:39

woman too. Yeah, that's a shame. It's cool.

14:41

What guys you're now Just

14:43

a homeless incident I've

14:49

never done a lab in my life My

14:51

body's like I must have had that bit removed when I was a kid

14:55

You can just burp one come in. No, I can't.

14:57

You can if you eat air just pretend

14:59

you're breathing But you go

15:01

and inhale it into your stomach and swallow

15:03

it But

15:06

just breathe it in I'm not gonna do it. It's gross. I

15:08

don't know how to do it I've never been able to do

15:10

it. All the kids in kindergarten were doing it. I was like

15:12

someone cool for not knowing how It's

15:14

too late I Yeah,

15:18

I had a friend who used to do it

15:20

so much that he he threw up while doing

15:22

it once and that's kind of Projectile

15:30

he just like kind of inhaled and tried to force

15:33

and then it's just like the vomit just drippled out

15:35

of his throat Just

15:40

a little bit of bile yeah, yeah, it

15:42

was just like that is so disgusting I

15:45

don't ever want to talk to you again Alrighty

15:55

well, oh my medical mystery maybe you guys can

15:57

diagnose this for me. Oh, yeah is that I

15:59

can't swallow I can't, well, I mean,

16:01

I can't swallow medicinal tablets.

16:04

Do you want us to teach you? My

16:07

uncle had that. Yeah, my

16:09

girlfriend has that. It's actually like, it's

16:12

more common than you would think. I've met

16:14

like, through support groups and stuff. I've met

16:17

people that can't swallow as well. How

16:19

do you eat? No, he told us this before. He

16:22

can't swallow pills. He can't swallow

16:24

anything that will help

16:27

his body. He can only swallow food. Food.

16:30

Yeah. Okay, so you're just a giant

16:32

baby. I think that's a baby issue. It's not intentional. It's

16:34

not intentional. And it's not just me. It's

16:37

not just me. There's people out there as well. Yeah, there's a lot

16:39

of babies. If

16:43

you're taking like, Nurofen or paracetamol, some kind of

16:45

pain relief medication, you just like, inject it into

16:47

your veins? If

16:50

there's no other way that I chew it. You

16:52

chew it? I chew it. Jackson, let me

16:54

ask you this then. What do you do when you're

16:56

eating M&M's? No

16:59

one's following me. I swallow them. No, I chew them.

17:02

I chew them. That doesn't work. No,

17:04

two and weaves. Simple to eat. Just

17:06

swallow M&M's whole? That's what

17:08

I do. I'll ask you the

17:11

same thing. I probably asked you when we first

17:13

discussed this, Jackson. Have you tried just getting the

17:15

fuck over it? Yes. I've

17:17

tried constantly. I've tried

17:19

constantly. I still try to this day. I've never

17:21

given up my dreams of one day swallowing. When

17:24

you try, what do you do? Do you hold your nose?

17:26

I hold my nose. I throw my head back. I've

17:30

downright fractured my neck in the past from like forcibly

17:32

throwing it back so much. Trying to like, I'm gonna

17:34

inject it down my throat. I'm

17:36

sorry, that's not funny. What's

17:39

up? But

17:41

you can do the same like exposure therapy

17:43

thing where you like custom design really tiny

17:46

pill. Start with a grain of rice. A

17:48

grain of sand. Yeah, yeah. They're

17:51

hiding in the food. Oh yeah, like

17:53

a dog. The

17:55

greatest relief of my life was

17:57

finding a, I think it was like a Panadol

17:59

type. tablet that was like so small that

18:01

it could actually just go down and I

18:03

was so thankful for

18:06

that existence. It was like so tiny that

18:08

I could actually take it. Does

18:10

chewing it actually have an adverse effect on

18:14

the effect of medicine? Yes, it does. It does.

18:17

It does. It's a slow release or something. Oh yeah,

18:19

I mean some things, especially if

18:22

it's like a gel capsule with the extended release

18:24

sort of drug inside of it. Like

18:26

how are you going to make that work unless I

18:28

guess you could put a funnel down your throat like

18:30

the gainer feeder fetishist? I don't

18:33

know. I don't know how I'm going to do it. I think you should

18:35

be bracer and just start snorting your pills

18:37

like crushing them up and doing them like okay. Then

18:40

you'll look like fucking awesome all the time. Also

18:43

it's probably for the best. I keep

18:45

name dropping uncles. This one's actually true.

18:47

It's a terrifying story. Another uncle

18:49

that was too good at swallowing things and

18:51

he died in a

18:53

bar because everyone was

18:56

drunk and they bet him that

18:58

he could swallow a hard-boiled egg and

19:00

he swallowed it and it got caught in

19:03

his throat and it blocked off his esophagus

19:05

and he choked death. Wait, that's

19:07

a real story? They have an egg at the bar? On

19:10

an egg? Yeah, it was back in the old

19:12

country. They love eggs at the bar. Oh

19:16

my god. Yeah,

19:19

so maybe it's a blessing because if someone challenges

19:21

you with that, you'll be like I know I

19:23

can't swallow an egg. Everyone

19:26

knows they can't swallow an egg. It's not

19:28

a fucking thing unless you're a python. It's

19:30

not a hard-boiled one. Yeah,

19:32

the whole boiled egg. You should be able to

19:34

swallow an aspirin. Yeah, too wait. There's

19:38

a fine line here. To take

19:40

the focus off Jackson's babyitis, how

19:43

did his friends know that he had a

19:45

superhuman swallowing ability? Have you done other

19:47

party tricks before that? No, no,

19:49

that was just a segue to say that he died

19:51

from swallowing an egg. I don't actually know if he's

19:54

done this before. I think it was like a really

19:56

bad day. He

20:00

couldn't have been good at swallowing things and he didn't listen to them.

20:02

No, he could have been like you. He actually could have lived through

20:04

a life of not being able to follow it and he could have

20:06

one chance to like, prove himself. It's

20:10

such a terrible way of going out and choking out a

20:12

fucking egg. It's

20:14

horrible. Imagine he has funerals. I think it's the

20:16

worst thing to prove. I just want you to

20:18

follow it. Even if you win,

20:21

that's like, great. I think that's pretty impressive. But

20:23

also, you probably wouldn't digest that. That would fuck

20:25

you up somewhere else. No,

20:27

you could digest an egg. Surely,

20:30

though, you could fix that, though. If I noticed you

20:32

had an egg caught in your throat, Alexa, and I

20:34

saw that, I would probably run over and start punching

20:36

your throat, trying to break up the egg. I don't

20:39

think that might just maybe not recognize. You

20:41

can do it. You can do it

20:44

tracheotomy. Well, I'm

20:46

not a doctor. Maybe Charlie will know. It's

20:50

such a good technique to try like

20:52

throat stretching exercises. I like to

20:54

imagine he gets an egg caught in his throat and

20:56

he just goes over there and he just grabs his

20:58

windpipe. I

21:02

also like the idea of doing the

21:04

medical incision to pull it out, and

21:06

then it's just like eggs

21:09

completely perfectly cooked and stuff. It's

21:13

just poached. It's

21:16

just well done. Well,

21:19

rest in peace to your uncle, brother. This

21:21

one's for you. Thank you. Sorry for your

21:24

loss. He went

21:26

out doing what he loved. Choking.

21:36

Well, on

21:38

that note, Jackson, I'm

21:42

just still thinking about it. I had a question before

21:45

Jackson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jackson.

21:48

Yeah. Do you have a

21:50

review for us of Taylor Swift's newest

21:52

album? Because apparently it's a divisive issue.

21:55

You're the expert here. I actually do. I listen

21:57

to it. It's like 16. I

22:00

think it's like 16 songs long and

22:02

they're all like the same song. They all sound

22:04

exactly the same It was it was

22:07

really doing every one of those things It's

22:11

like every yeah every one of those songs of like the

22:13

last like five years of sound of the same to me

22:19

Yeah, I mean I've heard the same said by some

22:21

experts boy boy, do you for most of

22:24

which being Jackson you like Taylor Swift Um,

22:28

not really I drive a Suzuki Swift, so there's some

22:30

kind of like A

22:33

light allegiance there. I'm a swifty in that sense. But

22:35

like I don't really I don't

22:37

know I don't think she's anything. I think she's

22:39

just like a musician that

22:42

someone likes I Don't

22:45

know Recently started scaring me

22:47

I was just like I it was

22:49

confusing because she was just like one of

22:51

like a thousand people when I was like But in

22:53

my early 20s and now she's like the person up

22:55

like a decade. Yeah, they're making the same

22:58

song Yeah, and

23:00

if music he's kind of

23:02

boring here. It's

23:04

boring music. Oh her music Yeah,

23:07

yeah, I'm like, I don't really

23:09

understand. I like the fact that like she's

23:11

always breaking up with people. That's very entertaining Yeah,

23:15

that's what it's not in playing enough We'd actually go out

23:17

like 80 percent 80

23:19

percent of her like celebrity them or whatever you

23:21

call it is due to the fact that she

23:23

just constantly It's like drama,

23:25

you know, it's just drama farming just constant breakups

23:28

and stuff like that. And that's why people are

23:30

so engaged Even watching

23:32

even watching like this sub the Reddit threads

23:34

talking about the album when it released There

23:36

was nothing about the actual music in there

23:38

like the musical right? Like who

23:40

do you think this song was written about this

23:42

line means this this must be about

23:45

Mattie Healy This is actually about the guy that she

23:47

was dating for six years, etc It's

23:49

just like all all about that less about like

23:51

the actual music which is why she probably gets away with

23:53

making the same song You know 32 times

23:55

in one album She knows

23:57

her role. She's like a proxy for other people's likes

24:00

loneliness, I guess. They're just like, now they're

24:02

involved in a romantic relationship in some way.

24:05

I don't dislike Taylor Swift. I

24:08

don't dislike her either. I wouldn't go

24:10

that far. She just used to

24:12

make much more fun music now. It's all just

24:14

like the same acoustic guitar shit, but you mentioned

24:16

her lyrics, and I've got to point out some

24:19

of her stinkers from this album. Yeah,

24:21

it was bad. Yeah, she's got

24:23

some crazy fucking lines in here that are super stupid.

24:25

So from I Hate It Here, this is the one

24:27

she got dunked on a lot. It's... My

24:30

friends used to play a game where we would pick a

24:32

decade we wished we could live in instead of this. I'd

24:35

say the 1830s, but without all the

24:37

racists and getting married off for the

24:40

highest bid. Also

24:42

like everything about the 1830s is what she's like. So

24:47

what do you like about the 1830s? Yeah.

24:51

She wants to just go down the organ trail or

24:53

something and have no rights as a woman or something,

24:55

I guess. I have no idea why she'd choose the

24:57

1830s. She

24:59

likes itchy clothes. Like what else

25:01

was there apart from those things? More

25:04

diseases. Fucking nothing,

25:06

dysentery. It's dumb lyrics,

25:09

but I mean I want to give her

25:11

credit where credit is due. The point was

25:13

like the past is like romanticized and all

25:15

that kind of stuff. And I only know

25:17

that because I saw the fucking them on

25:19

the subreddit, the Taylor Swift subreddit debating about

25:22

how it's actually profound lyrics. And

25:24

I'm like Jesus Christ, no it's not. This is like a

25:26

grade 10 literature study. It's

25:29

like so simple. Then how

25:31

about this, Jackson, since you're such a

25:33

fucking deep knowledgeable

25:35

Taylor Swift expert. You

25:38

know how to ball, I know Aristotle.

25:40

Touch me while your bros play Grand

25:42

Theft Auto. I

25:45

knew that one was coming. What

25:47

does that one mean, Jackson? She

25:51

knows Aristotle? Maybe

25:53

she did live through the 1830s. She's that

25:55

old to know Aristotle. She's probably fucking living

25:58

forever. anything about Aristotle I

26:01

will put a gun in my mouth

26:03

and pull the trigger live onto which

26:05

that is not a thing that exists.

26:07

That's such fucking ridiculous bullshit. Uh,

26:09

there was one, do you have the one

26:11

about Grant Theft auto? That's the one I

26:14

just said. That's the one he just said.

26:17

I just said that. Not bad. I

26:24

guess I had to focus on fucking Aristotle. I

26:27

don't know, this woman is like middle aged. Isn't

26:30

she how old is she for? She's 30 years old. She's

26:34

still singing about fucking... Yeah, go play GTA with her bros. Yeah,

26:37

the song is so high. She's

26:39

a billionaire as well. Like,

26:41

yeah. Pretending that she

26:44

had real relationships. And I just don't

26:46

think there's anything relatable about her. Like if you're a white

26:48

girl screaming about her. It's like, well she's a billionaire.

26:51

No, yeah, I agree. This

26:53

is what I was saying to my girlfriend. She's

27:25

like, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22. I was like, I'm

27:27

feeling 22 as well. And

27:29

it's like, oh right. She's, you

27:32

know, the company's trying different things until

27:34

they find the recipe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

27:37

It's so mass produced. It

27:39

feels like just so disingenuous. And

27:41

I'm fine if you're like, I'm fine with this. I'm fine

27:43

with this. I'm fine

27:46

with this. I'm fine with this.

27:49

I'm fine with this. I'm

27:51

fine with this. It feels

27:53

like it's just so disingenuous. And like, I'm fine

27:55

if you like the music, you know, if you enjoy the,

27:58

you know, the sound of it. He like bopping

28:00

along to it. Like I went to, I went

28:02

to the concert, uh, the concerts that were over

28:04

here, the Taylor Swift concert, and it

28:06

was, it was genuinely like a fun experience. It was a

28:09

fun experience. Like it was so much like energy

28:11

there and it was like really cool. It was, it was

28:13

fun. And she does like really commit

28:15

to like performing these songs, but do I believe

28:17

that she actually has feelings? Is

28:22

a real person. I believe in her.

28:27

I believe robots are among us boys. That's

28:29

my entire point to use. It'd

28:31

be hard to have feelings if like, if your

28:33

whole, the whole thing you're selling is like, I'm

28:36

someone who's in these devastating relationships. Like how,

28:38

what are your relationships look like after that? If you

28:40

know that you're going to make like another couple of

28:42

million, if you break up, then

28:45

like, I don't know. I feel like I'd

28:47

self-sabotage constantly. If that was my content. Are

28:49

you incentivized to like have horrible romantic

28:52

relationships at that point? A

28:54

hundred percent. She's just dating people in

28:56

prison on Netflix. That's

29:02

pretty funny. Maybe her relationships. Oh,

29:05

sorry. You go on. No, no, no, you go ahead.

29:07

You go, you go, you go. No, no, no. I had nothing to

29:09

say. Fucking

29:12

hate discord. I hate discord

29:14

ping. Um, I was going to

29:16

say, I, I find it really funny

29:18

how she was dating the 1975 dude

29:21

with, um, Maddie Healy. She

29:24

was dating him for two, I think it was

29:26

like two weeks that that was all in the

29:28

news and then they broke up. And then there's

29:31

about 15 songs on this album dedicated to the

29:33

tumultuous relationship between them of like two weeks. And

29:35

you've got, you're able to write like 15 songs

29:37

about this guy. Come on. That's

29:39

crazy. I've got to be impressive if he

29:41

was that much of a piece of shit, like,

29:43

or maybe, maybe she's crazy. I don't know what's

29:46

happening with a lot of content. Surely

29:48

one of these relationships has, has to

29:50

work. Hasn't she been in like

29:53

a hundred relationships or something? Like surely, like she's

29:55

partly the problem at this point. There's a common

29:57

factor here. I think what's actually

29:59

happening is. behind the scenes she's had one partner

30:01

this whole time. And this is just

30:03

like, it's just a TV show and they're just

30:05

writing in new characters and they're like, here, here

30:07

you go, here's a new person. You

30:10

date for a while, you both make money out of this. And

30:12

she's like, Matty Healy gross, I'm only doing two weeks. I'm like,

30:14

come on, that's not good, we need more. It's like nope, two

30:16

weeks. I've already written the albums, I'm just

30:18

changing his name. The

30:22

contract negotiations for that one were fierce. I

30:25

wonder if all the male celebrities are

30:27

lined up waiting for their turn basically, like

30:29

they're sending in their resumes to her production

30:31

company. I mean, like I'll be next. Does

30:33

it pay off for them as like, is

30:35

Matty Healy more famous now? I don't know.

30:37

Probably. Travis Kelsey definitely

30:40

is. Mmm. There

30:43

you go. Maybe we should, maybe I should date.

30:46

I don't think you have enough to offer Alexa.

30:48

I'm sorry. I'm a caring, loving man. She doesn't

30:50

want that. No. That's what I'm

30:52

saying, you're too nice. You

30:56

can't write us talk about nice. It has to be

30:58

nice. But I do think we're

31:00

reaching the age where like YouTubers are becoming

31:02

like on the same level as something like

31:04

some of the celebrities she's dated. So there

31:06

is a chance in the next couple of

31:08

years when she breaks up with the next

31:10

five or six men, you could be next

31:12

on the chopping block where she wants to

31:14

expand her online presence. That'll be amazing. Yeah.

31:18

Maybe you should structure

31:21

your whole life to get there. Like,

31:23

Charlie, would you would you date her

31:25

for two weeks knowing that she's gonna

31:27

make a whole album shitting on you

31:29

and how small your probably that make

31:31

me giggle a lot actually. A

31:36

single person that would say no to dating Taylor

31:38

Swift even knowing that it would end in like

31:41

misery and pain. It'd

31:44

be so comical off rip though because she's like six

31:47

foot six and I'm five six. It'd be fucking miserable.

31:49

Those songs would be crazy. Is

31:51

she a gentleman? No,

31:54

she's like five ten or something. Six feet tall. Charlie,

31:57

that was the flight. Yeah,

32:00

I was gonna say I like

32:02

I'd suddenly like her more. I want to listen

32:04

to her song. It was a seven-foot woman Yeah,

32:06

like an Amazon. Yeah, that's awesome Yeah,

32:12

so I don't really care about Taylor Swift

32:15

Individually or her music but

32:17

her fans are literally the

32:19

scariest people. I think I've

32:21

ever seen online They

32:23

are like a different breed You've

32:27

got some in the audience. Yeah, there's

32:29

some Taylor Swift face. Yeah

32:31

staring at us P. Yeah They've

32:35

infiltrated They're

32:38

actually like probably predicted that we were gonna talk

32:40

about it today and infiltrated I wouldn't put it

32:42

past They

32:45

are so dedicated they're probably built

32:47

like an Nostradamus machine to predict

32:49

who target Taylor's next I Will

32:52

tell you there's no fan base more ravenous

32:55

though than the Zack Snyder cult

32:57

good lord. Oh really? Yeah,

33:00

that's it. What is the

33:03

he just released rebel moon part 2

33:05

and it is dog shit absolute

33:08

trash But the Zack

33:10

Snyder cult is in full effect on Twitter

33:12

trying to like convince people it's good saying

33:14

that it's not only the movie The year

33:16

but one of the best sci-fi films ever

33:19

even though at least 60% of

33:21

the movie is filmed in slow motion And it

33:24

is horrible what's top to bottom

33:26

isn't that just what's not it does though? Yeah,

33:29

but this is his worst movie. No, this

33:31

is his worst movie by far for

33:33

slow-mo It's almost it's almost entirely slow-mo.

33:36

That's awesome. That's like Bollywood. I Missed.

33:39

Yeah, he was gay 300 was really

33:41

fun. They stop making you got really

33:43

boy Is this

33:45

a controversial video am I gonna get like

33:48

crucified by the Snyder fans for saying that

33:50

300 is literally he's only good movie No,

33:53

I mean yes by the fans, but

33:55

for sensible people now no, okay.

33:59

I feel like he's very much a one-hit wonder

34:01

and I feel like you guys you guys

34:03

gave me shit for saying the Justice League

34:05

Snyder Cut or whatever was dog trash like

34:08

it was better than the original yeah

34:10

it was better than the original yeah

34:13

who's you guys excuse you I tell

34:15

you guys he did

34:17

that was very fun yeah that was cool

34:19

but that's he wasn't oh yeah he

34:22

wasn't the director though I think so

34:24

he's at his best when he's just doing like

34:26

cool shots is like the executive producer something

34:29

dawn of the dead I don't think he

34:31

was the director yeah

34:35

so how did he cultivate this like really

34:37

rabid fan base if he's only got maybe

34:39

two good movies because

34:43

he made watchmen cuz he just

34:45

keeps gaslighting them we

34:47

says oh I made a shitty movie but don't

34:49

worry does my cut is gonna

34:52

rock and then he releases one

34:54

like ten years later his audience is so dumb they think

34:56

it's documentary so they like him to be the only one

34:58

that can save them from all the zombies I've

35:03

seen a recent thing nowhere on TikTok and Twitter

35:05

and Facebook everywhere not YouTube but everyone's just like

35:07

whenever there's a new sci-fi so many people like

35:09

this is the best sci-fi I've ever seen in

35:11

my life oh yeah more so than I've seen

35:13

with other ones or it's like June everyone was

35:16

like this is the best movie I've ever seen

35:18

every single movie now is three-body problem everyone's like

35:20

this is the best sci-fi ever it's like then

35:23

they're all kind of weird well

35:25

okay I think Godzilla don't

35:28

don't don't say Dune wasn't one

35:30

of the best movies Dune Dune

35:32

was incredible I

35:34

thought it was alright oh my

35:37

god what the fuck what

35:39

do you mean it's alright I don't

35:42

know I just didn't really care about I thought

35:44

all the characters were annoying I think Timothy Chamelay

35:47

whatever his name is kind of sucks

35:50

as a person as an actor thank

35:53

you he's just kind of an entitled boy he's

35:56

annoying and then he's the

35:58

character meant to be that though yeah he is But that's

36:00

that's how he's in real life as well. I imagine

36:08

And I didn't care about any of the characters Also

36:10

the twist the shit I Watched

36:13

the first one and I really cared about the big bold

36:15

guy. Oh, he's sick. There

36:17

you go You like the visuals are awesome. Like

36:19

as a sci-fi look fucking yeah, I just didn't

36:21

think the story was that good But

36:24

Godzilla the Godzilla I think it's got minus

36:26

one or 1.0. That's all minus one Yeah,

36:28

so that was my favorite movie of the

36:30

last year. There was so yeah,

36:32

that was sick. That was really good Yeah,

36:34

you're right that that that movie did an incredible

36:37

job of making you care about the characters

36:39

themselves Which I

36:41

think yeah is what it's like you could

36:43

remove Godzilla basically from from that movie and

36:45

I was still find it a compelling watch

36:47

Yeah Yes,

36:52

that the rebel moon part 2 super fucking

36:54

sucks I think I'm gonna probably go through

36:56

and calculate how much of the movie is

36:58

in slow-mo because I'm super curious I

37:01

really think no exaggeration at least 110 out

37:03

of the 200 and 160

37:08

something minutes is fucking slow-mo It's

37:11

gotta be Maybe they finished the

37:13

movie and they freaked out. They didn't have a feature-length film

37:15

I Don't

37:17

know like 60 minutes long. What do we

37:20

do? It's just it's so bad that

37:22

he does slow-mo within slow-mo It's like

37:24

his signature So there's a scene that Zack

37:26

Snyder cult keeps tossing around on Twitter

37:28

that they're getting dunked for where it's

37:30

like this scene blew my fucking mind and

37:32

it's where the ladies using her dual

37:34

lightsabers in the slow-mo then double slow-mo and

37:37

it's Pathetic it's pathetic. Just the slow-mo

37:39

guys do that. That's not a normal

37:41

thing to do with the noise I

37:48

Feel like slow-mo in general is a bit played out by

37:50

this point it used to be cool But now it's kind

37:52

of like yeah, I get it. I get

37:54

what you're doing Thank

37:56

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37:59

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38:07

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38:09

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now back to the episode. Alright

43:41

so the reason I brought you boys on here

43:43

other than filling Andrew's spot is you guys put

43:45

out a video very recent. Well it was recent

43:47

when I first scheduled this but it's

43:49

been a while since then. Your video on

43:52

Pine Gap, do you guys want to

43:54

talk about that because I love this.

43:56

I love this video so much and I love

43:58

the whole you know. story behind it. So

44:01

do you guys want to

44:03

kind of explain what it is? I feel like me explaining

44:06

it would do it a disservice. Yeah. There's

44:08

a, like one of the most important

44:10

CIA surveillance bases in the world is

44:13

in Australia for some reason. Yeah,

44:16

we were talking about it between each other for a while. Like

44:19

the more we talked about it, the more we realized like, it's

44:21

no one really talks about it. It's

44:23

like, it's not really that well known. So we thought

44:25

a good way to let people in the world know

44:27

that this thing exists is to try and

44:30

sneak in. And yeah,

44:32

it was like sneaking in wasn't

44:34

that successful. But like in terms of a video, like

44:37

the police took it very seriously. We got

44:40

like pulled off a flight by the

44:42

federal police. I was quite intense, quite

44:44

an uncomfortable experience. But that was

44:46

shortly after you like it was

44:48

a flight back from Pine Gap, right? Yeah.

44:50

Yeah. So we had attempted to

44:52

sneak in and how we did this was

44:55

we were just like, we'll just drive up

44:57

in suits, pretend we kind of work there.

44:59

And they obviously don't get many people trying

45:01

to do this. So when we arrived, there's,

45:03

there's two gates. There's

45:05

the outer perimeter gate, and that was

45:08

open. So we just drove in, we

45:10

drove in and we got like 100 meters into

45:12

like a boom gate with a guard there. And

45:14

then how Lexa got there and he saw us

45:16

and he just opened the other gate for us

45:19

and didn't even ask anything. All he asked was,

45:21

what's your names? Yeah. And then

45:23

luckily Alexa didn't drive through because

45:26

I think what if we had gone past that again. I drove

45:28

through a little bit as a joke because he, at a certain

45:30

point he spotted the cameras and that's when he was like, Oh

45:32

no, no, close the gate. And then what

45:34

he thought he had, I thought it'd be funny to like inch

45:37

a little bit in just, it's really bad when you're doing these

45:39

kinds of things with a big group of YouTubers because like, you're

45:42

not really thinking rationally. You're just like, Oh, what

45:44

can I get for the video? What can I

45:46

have with them? It's just like classic annoying YouTuber

45:48

brain. We're like, calm down. But in

45:51

a place where you could potentially get shot

45:53

or put in prison. Yeah. Do you think if you actually

45:55

inch forward even a little bit, they would have like just

45:57

shot up the car or do you think they would have

45:59

been a bit more. I think

46:01

if we had started if we'd

46:03

gone past that second boom gate and started because

46:05

there's probably like a two kilometer long road there

46:07

to the Actual main facility if we had started

46:09

feeding down that I think there is a high

46:12

shot But

46:16

we don't know that would be crazy

46:18

though Their

46:22

YouTube channel instead of yours though It would have

46:24

been uploaded They

46:26

would have got the views but still would

46:29

have made for good content It's

46:31

quick, babe. If we had a

46:33

title thumbnail we died Picture

46:36

out. Yeah, that would be huge. I

46:39

think so in the video itself You couldn't

46:41

show any of the footage of you at

46:43

like that section of pine gap It was

46:46

all yeah, but like a fiber guy because

46:48

I think it's a legal right to

46:50

show footage of it Yeah, so

46:52

it's it's a funny loophole because like

46:54

all the signs around there stipulate that

46:57

you can't Know video or

46:59

photography. So like we're talking to our lawyer and we're

47:01

like, what does this mean? What

47:03

what can we do and he's like, well, you know, you

47:05

you can technically we probably argue that you can use audio

47:08

so like okay, well, we'll just get the audio of

47:10

this whole thing and Yeah,

47:13

get a patient one on fire better animate it Which I

47:15

think actually made it a lot funnier than the than

47:18

any actual footage of just like us sitting

47:21

there With cameras down facing our

47:23

feet in a car Yeah,

47:25

do you so do you still have the footage?

47:30

No, no We

47:34

definitely do not have that Yeah,

47:37

that's not that doesn't exist So

47:41

You got to the outer perimeter fence. I

47:43

thought that building like in the fiber drawing was

47:46

like kind of like a building that your Past

47:48

near I thought that was like the actual main

47:50

complex But you're saying that that was just like

47:52

out of perimeter fence That is then like a

47:54

two kilometer road down to the main complex. So

47:56

you didn't actually get to see pine

47:58

gap itself get to see the balls,

48:01

yeah, the big balls in the desert. It's a

48:03

pretty crazy setup. I guess the reason they picked

48:05

it because it's so remote and like it's

48:08

kind of flanked by mountain ranges. So you've got

48:10

this like valley in between these mountains that the

48:12

base is in and then to get to it,

48:14

you have to pass this mountain range. And

48:16

so like where this this checkpoint was, was

48:18

kind of like a ravine,

48:20

like a little cut in the

48:22

mountains where you drive up to to get

48:24

through them. And I think they did that

48:27

on purpose. It looks like it's a strategic

48:29

kind of like military point because you can't

48:31

see the base, it's surrounded by mountains. And

48:33

I think the reason if you look into

48:35

it, why they picked Alice Springs is something

48:38

to do with the positioning of the satellites,

48:40

but also the how clean the air is.

48:42

Yeah, it doesn't rain. It doesn't rain ever.

48:44

So you've got like uninterrupted satellite signals. And

48:48

they're actually all over Australia. There's,

48:50

yeah, there's a meeting for them.

48:53

More of these bases and yeah, yeah.

48:55

Yeah. How

48:59

like how many like how how common

49:02

are they? I

49:04

mean, this is I think this is definitely like the biggest. But

49:07

there are other ones like kind

49:09

of like that aren't even that as

49:11

public. Yeah. Yeah, we've been looking at

49:13

some other ones potentially thinking about a

49:15

follow up, but we'll see.

49:17

Yeah. Are you going

49:19

to change your strategy this time for breaking in?

49:23

So the annoying thing is we had we had

49:25

a bunch of strategies this time. And usually

49:28

because we filmed these kinds of pranks quite

49:31

a bit throughout our other videos. And usually what we do

49:33

is we come in with like a bunch of different gags

49:35

that we'll do. And like when one of them fails, we

49:37

come back with another one. And we

49:39

in our head, we thought we'd have all these other opportunities.

49:41

But like they were like, Oh, we will arrest you if

49:43

you ever if we ever see you again. Like, Oh,

49:46

well, there goes all our other gags. Like we had some really stupid

49:48

ones we had. We're

49:51

going to like try to deliver it like an

49:53

Uber delivery to the to the base. So like

49:55

we rented a bicycle and I had the big

49:57

like Uber delivery bag. We're pretending what we could

49:59

get in by bringing them food. But

50:02

the funny thing about that is it's in the middle

50:04

of the desert. So there's no question Uber driver is

50:07

riding a bicycle out there to bring you a pizza.

50:10

How far away is Alice Briggs? It's like

50:12

the closest, you know, place,

50:14

right? It's close. It's like 20Ks away. Yeah.

50:17

So it's doable, but it's definitely no one's,

50:19

I don't think anyone at Pinegarp has ordered

50:22

Uber. And I think we just looked up who

50:24

the manager is or the acting

50:27

president of Pinegarp. He wanted his pizza. He

50:29

wanted to order this pizza. We

50:32

had a bunch of different gags that

50:34

we couldn't do because we,

50:36

I guess, yeah, we should have known

50:38

that obviously once we show our faces

50:40

there once, we won't be able to

50:42

go back. I'm

50:44

surprised you weren't arrested on the spot,

50:46

honestly, even not entering like the building

50:49

or anything like that. Like even them knowing

50:51

that you were trying to. We were technically

50:53

arrested. So when they detained us in there

50:56

and they locked all the gates around us,

50:58

we couldn't leave. That is like in

51:01

legal terms, that's an arrest. But,

51:04

you know, they're trying to, they arrested us and tried

51:06

to get enough info out of us to see if

51:08

we're, you know, correct. And

51:12

I don't know, we were cute enough and they decided

51:14

that we could go. Yeah. Were

51:16

the dudes, were the guys pretty chill? Like

51:18

were the people behind the gates pretty like?

51:21

Different guys. The guy that came out at

51:23

the end was the most chill. The guy

51:25

at the start was like really nervous and

51:27

awkward and quite staunch, which

51:30

is like fair enough. We

51:32

actually had some other weird stuff happen after it though that

51:34

we didn't include in the video. So

51:36

for example, when we fled Alice

51:39

Springs after, so I left, we got a phone call

51:41

from the police in the morning asking if we're still

51:43

in Alice Springs. And we just come to the station.

51:45

Tired of telling us to come into the station and

51:47

we were like, well, let's not do that. Let's just

51:49

leave. So we fled to the airport.

51:52

And when we were getting on the plane,

51:54

on the tarmac, we were walking

51:56

up the stairs and we looked behind us and the.

52:00

security officer that we spoke to at the gate

52:02

was behind us in plain clothes. Like one of

52:04

the passengers. Was one of the passengers. So

52:08

I don't know whether that was a

52:10

coincidence, whether he was like, because people in that area

52:12

like fly in, fly out. Yeah. He

52:14

might have just been going back to Sydney. But then

52:16

the fact that they pulled us off when we got there,

52:18

it sounds like maybe he was just, yeah, just make sure

52:21

we weren't doing something. Yeah, it's something tailing you. Yeah.

52:24

But then you also feel paranoid at the same

52:26

time, where it's like once you know people kind

52:28

of like expecting you, you just

52:30

start to see people everywhere. It's

52:32

like that. What was it? Was

52:35

it good, good fellows, right? Where you

52:37

start seeing the helicopters in the sky

52:39

all the time following? Oh, yeah. Yeah,

52:41

that's right. It's a real phenomenon. Is

52:43

it confirmation bias or something? I can't

52:45

remember. Yeah. Yeah. Like

52:48

it could be that. It's like, if you're not searching for

52:51

a sign, you're not going to see it. Yeah.

52:54

Yeah. I don't spend my life usually

52:56

looking for federal agents. It

52:58

does sound like you actually were being tailed,

53:01

in my opinion. No, no, I think we

53:03

were being followed in that. I mean, you

53:05

got like questioned after you hopped off the

53:07

plane, like the cops were there waiting for

53:09

you. Really odd behavior by the federal police.

53:12

So they kind of just, I

53:14

think they just did us a solid. They wanted

53:16

out to see another Australian YouTuber flourish because they

53:19

took us off the plane and

53:21

they made

53:23

it look like they had something important to do. But

53:26

I think they were doing that just to suss us out

53:28

and like send a message and maybe intimidate us out of

53:30

posting a video. But like, it's kind

53:33

of just the most beautiful situation. They've done this

53:35

extreme thing, but they haven't followed up with any

53:37

actual consequences. So it's like, it's

53:39

the perfect, it's the perfect recipe for a YouTube

53:41

video. They really helped us out there. So they

53:43

haven't done anything since then. They

53:45

haven't like, no, no. I

53:49

mean, it did scare the crap out of us for quite

53:51

a while. We were

53:53

having all our conversations in like a separate room with

53:55

our phones down in another room. And

53:57

it was, yeah, we'd like it did work. And

54:00

it made us paranoid as well because we've had

54:02

it since then we've had cops come

54:04

to the house like eight times to ask to

54:06

check the security cameras Which is odd like to

54:08

have it that many times and then

54:10

it makes you think you're like fuck it Hey, are

54:13

they doing something else here? Is there a different agenda

54:15

and they just keep why would they wait happening? Why

54:18

are they checking your cameras? They

54:21

say there's a crime in the area and they're

54:23

like can we come and then they like they

54:25

come and they access the whatever the Yeah, we've

54:27

stopped. We've stopped letting them do that since They

54:30

put USBs in it as well. Yeah What

54:33

are you doing in there now? You shouldn't so

54:35

I'm like that doesn't sound being paranoid as well

54:37

I don't know. Do you live in a bad

54:39

part of crowd town where like eight crimes would

54:41

happen within like a month period? Mikey's

54:47

on the street behind us. Yeah, I didn't know

54:49

there were crimes in the area until we went

54:52

to Piedgar for the police But yeah, we stopped

54:54

letting them in we're like cameras broken. No way

55:03

Yeah, that sounds that sounds to me I've

55:05

never been asked for my camera evidence from

55:08

my from my front cameras But

55:13

we should start doing things to like prank them

55:15

getting naked and stuff in the backyard and Yeah,

55:19

make them watch like they really don't want to I

55:24

Know that you've said on this YouTube

55:27

video that you're going to be breaking

55:29

into more You

55:31

know pine gap style bases aren't you at

55:33

all worried about the retribution that you'll face

55:35

from the the federal police now

55:38

that they know that you're Definitely. I think I

55:40

think like it's it's still something we might not

55:42

do cuz like I don't know It's

55:44

easy to say now when like that it feels like

55:46

the heat's died down But like just remembering how

55:49

terrified we were throughout Like

55:51

months after doing it. You just

55:53

never know now our lawyer was like, yeah They're going

55:56

to raid you at some point like blah blah blah.

55:58

I was just like Yeah, it's

56:00

a very uncomfortable situation

56:02

to be in. And the thing

56:04

is when I did something wrong

56:06

before, when I got my mom's

56:08

house raided by police for

56:10

making a tampon gun. It's

56:12

like an air gun that shoots tampons.

56:15

They came five years after I made

56:17

the device. What? Yeah.

56:22

And that was just weird. And it was the thing as

56:24

well where like, they didn't want

56:26

to arrest, they just wanted to find the device. And

56:29

it's not here. It was five years ago.

56:31

You guys are so like- They're trying to

56:33

steal the patents that they realized the application

56:35

purpose is the potential. The best thing was

56:37

it was two female cops as well. So

56:39

I was like, oh, yep. It's

56:44

a more convenient problem for people. Five years

56:46

later, do you think it was like, do you think

56:48

someone like put in an alert or something at that

56:50

point in time? Or do you think it was just

56:52

like, they waited

56:55

five years for the reason? You

56:58

were totally looking at the subreddits where you

57:00

found people related

57:02

to our last video. Related to your

57:04

dog gun video. Which

57:06

one? The

57:09

gun guy subreddit where they were

57:11

like- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it

57:13

could have, that timing was pretty

57:15

correct. It could have been as well pissing off

57:18

American gun YouTubers that decided

57:20

then to, not

57:22

them personally, I don't think, but their fans

57:25

that were like, why is he criticizing American

57:27

gun laws if he likes guns and then

57:30

people were making compilations

57:32

of all the illegal gun

57:34

things I've made? So

57:37

I have a feeling it could be slightly

57:39

related to that. Potentially,

57:41

yeah. So the

57:43

schematics for your tampon gun were

57:45

illegally manufactured? Like you can't make

57:47

tampon guns on your own? Well,

57:50

the thing is that the gun laws in Australia

57:52

are so bad in terms

57:54

of like, I think they're good in terms of

57:56

controlling firearms, but if

57:58

you make, you know, like- Like if you put

58:01

a Nerf bullet inside a PVC

58:03

tube and blow into

58:06

that, that's technically illegal. Right. Yeah.

58:09

Will someone actually come, will a policeman come and be

58:11

like, you're under arrest? If you were doing that with

58:14

let's say a nail, a nail in there, a

58:16

sharp blow dart, yeah, you would, you could get

58:18

arrested for that. Dude, I could kill someone just

58:20

riding a bicycle so much easier that I could.

58:23

So there is a bunch, so I think it's

58:25

just, yeah, because this was

58:27

like a, you know, like a compressed air

58:29

chamber with a trigger and then a barrel.

58:31

They're like, this is a, this is a

58:33

controlled firearm. I

58:35

think, I think it's one of those things where they,

58:37

they don't actually care that much. It's

58:40

just that you have a platform and they want to be able to

58:42

like intimidate you in a

58:44

sense to be like, stop, stop showing

58:46

people this stuff. Yeah, but it's so strange. Like,

58:48

cause when they came over, I was so confused

58:50

because I'm like, my mum started

58:52

listing all the illegal things that I've done. She's

58:54

like, Oh, is it like the hammer

58:56

gun? I'm like, no. It's

58:59

all the other ones. And every, every one

59:01

of them was way worse than the, than

59:03

the tampon gun. I think I figured out

59:05

who got you in. I think

59:07

it was your mum. Yeah, your mum. Yeah, exactly.

59:10

I feel unsafe with him around.

59:13

He's got too many guns. I got your hair

59:15

off. I was actually surprised.

59:20

So I, I've also been

59:22

getting into like spearfishing lately. I was actually

59:24

surprised at how easy. I

59:27

was surprised at how easy it was to get a, you

59:30

know, a spearfishing gun. Yeah. Like

59:33

a spear gun. It's just like, I could order it online. Yeah.

59:36

And you can just go in in person

59:38

and buy something that can absolutely kill someone

59:40

from, if you cut the wire, 10, you

59:43

know, 10 meters away. No

59:45

regulation at all. It's the one shot

59:47

of like, really bad permanent damage. It's

59:50

like, like it genuinely would be a

59:52

dangerous tool, but it's like completely fine

59:54

to buy online. I didn't need to

59:56

give like any information. I could have been under 18 for all they

59:58

know. And it just. showed up

1:00:00

the next day and I was able to use

1:00:02

it immediately. Like it's kind of

1:00:04

like there's big gaps but you can't

1:00:07

put like a tampon gun together which will only

1:00:09

help you. You

1:00:11

can't have nunchucks but you can have a spear

1:00:13

gun. Nunchucks are illegal. Yeah

1:00:16

which is so funny. That's

1:00:19

not a safety thing we're just racist. Australia's

1:00:23

got race as well. Nunchucks

1:00:26

is such a goofy fucking weapon.

1:00:30

I'm sure they would be legal.

1:00:33

If we could use them underwater to beat up fish

1:00:35

then they'd be legal. For some reason... I

1:00:39

have the feeling they watched like one Bruce

1:00:41

Lee movie and they're like holy shit this

1:00:43

guy's good. No we had that 1987 in

1:00:45

Kudamunja we had the nunchuck massacre. Oh

1:00:48

you forgot about that. Then

1:00:50

the government finally acted and did the nunchuck buyback. Took

1:00:53

all our nunchucks. I'm

1:00:55

grateful. You'd

1:00:58

be a big part of Australian identity in now. What

1:01:01

a damn deal man. I

1:01:05

am jealous of you Americans with your nunchucks. What

1:01:08

a land of the free baby we

1:01:10

get nunchucks all we will. Are you

1:01:13

guys making use out of all your freedom? Do

1:01:15

any of you guys know how to use nunchucks? Well

1:01:19

hold on I have to toot my own horn. I'm

1:01:21

a black belt in Taekwondo. We actually

1:01:23

got training on nunchucks back in the

1:01:25

day. That's sick. Whoa.

1:01:30

They're a real thing? They're like make

1:01:33

believe like a flail. No they're real.

1:01:36

They're the most inefficient weapon ever and I

1:01:38

stand by that. They're fucking dog shit. You

1:01:41

didn't see anyone in Taekwondo using it in a

1:01:43

way that you were like oh that makes sense.

1:01:47

It's flashy but I'd never

1:01:49

go out in public and there'd be like

1:01:51

an emergency situation where someone would defend themselves

1:01:54

with nunchucks over anything else. Like a beer

1:01:56

bottle would be chosen over nunchucks. Wait,

1:02:02

you need to study it more obviously. No,

1:02:05

even when you study it the most you still

1:02:07

end up hitting your ribs like in the heat

1:02:09

of the moment no doubt and you fucking immediately

1:02:11

handicap yourself. Well someone who knows

1:02:13

how to use it wouldn't be doing that obviously. Like

1:02:15

someone who knows how to use it. It's

1:02:19

so easy to do that. How do you learn to use it

1:02:21

though? You're gonna have to smack your ribs. Whack yourself in the

1:02:23

middle of your tongue. You're

1:02:26

gonna find a nunchuck monster. Why not just use a

1:02:28

stick? Yeah. Why

1:02:31

not just use a gun at that point? Yeah

1:02:34

agreed but if all you have is a stick

1:02:36

why like break it in two and put a

1:02:38

chain in between and make it all

1:02:40

unstable. There's

1:02:46

people that swear by it though I remember I

1:02:48

gave my nunchuck take on stream ones and people

1:02:50

were like what the fuck are you talking about?

1:02:52

A nunchuck is a preferred weapon for even massacring

1:02:54

people. This is like one of the best weapons

1:02:56

throughout all medieval history. Even though

1:02:58

there's no documentation of nunchucks ever being

1:03:00

used. Because we can not deny knowledge.

1:03:04

Yeah I don't see how a nunchuck is doing. No no they're gonna come at you again

1:03:06

what are you doing? Hey I'm doubling

1:03:08

down nunchucks are trash. You

1:03:13

should make a tampon nunchuck though it's

1:03:15

probably legal. That would be cool. Like

1:03:19

what a gun that shoots like two tampons that

1:03:21

are attached with a chain. Like a bowler. Yeah

1:03:25

I was just thinking

1:03:27

like nunchucks that would just tampons

1:03:29

on both sides so you're just swinging tampons around

1:03:31

but I like your idea more. Oh

1:03:34

yeah but right with dildo. That's

1:03:36

pretty much already in front of me. Oh

1:03:38

I'm sure dildo nunchucks are 100% I think

1:03:40

I'm surprised Charlie doesn't own them. Do

1:03:43

you still have those big dildos you had

1:03:45

when we the creator of

1:03:47

that body? Of course we still

1:03:50

have those they're not in great shape anymore from

1:03:52

the heat but we still got them from

1:03:54

the heat. Like they melt? They melt? Yeah

1:03:59

They do melt. Remote. Oh yeah, we lost

1:04:01

most of our flashlights during the last

1:04:03

couple summers. Is. An old sister.

1:04:06

And I don't survive off of that. Going

1:04:09

on. Talks about climate change their the effects

1:04:11

it has on the fly. Science with him

1:04:13

is that it's terrible that no one really

1:04:15

starts to think about the true victims of

1:04:18

climate change. Until

1:04:21

you get a lot more people on board if

1:04:23

you stop bringing up overseas, he has the maybe

1:04:25

it's like a bevy of my sight know. To.

1:04:28

Between yeah V Cari have less

1:04:30

time insistence. You. Know. Just

1:04:33

to briefly go back to Pine Gap

1:04:35

because I did have one else that

1:04:37

I think it's like super stuffed up

1:04:39

the you guys took friendly juries with

1:04:41

you knowing but he's already dealing with

1:04:43

so much bullshit as you get to

1:04:45

get up to raid and there were

1:04:47

like us military base basically. You're.

1:04:50

Wearing Incredibly selfish he's he's the most amazing

1:04:52

person to collaborate with because know you'd always

1:04:54

going to sort of stuff and he like

1:04:56

a lightning rod no matter who else in

1:04:58

the Vip. oh I didn't see for it

1:05:00

so it's like he's kind of we just

1:05:03

easy like a sealed we bring with you

1:05:05

and Emma My family's already sunk into a

1:05:07

baseless put him in jail since my sympathies

1:05:09

so funny of his odd choice for it

1:05:11

when it is not. as in the same

1:05:13

thing happened like. The

1:05:15

the day before he got firebombed, we did

1:05:18

the money laundering thing with him when he

1:05:20

takes a night and so isps tested how

1:05:22

much money we can launder com. And

1:05:24

and yeah, million thirty five ongoing either.

1:05:27

Not have more than us know if

1:05:29

he would be the lovely man, but

1:05:31

I'm very grateful. If it

1:05:33

were it was good as well. That's I feel like it's.

1:05:35

Part. Of our reasoning was that. obviously

1:05:38

the more kind of eyes on the video

1:05:40

that the at the hotter it is for

1:05:42

them to do anything without the say for

1:05:45

you as an adviser yeah yeah so that

1:05:47

and i think that's why that in se

1:05:49

do anything is i think that the level

1:05:51

of the crime we committed was so small

1:05:53

that compared to the amount of publicity you

1:05:55

gets or if they did something to like

1:05:58

if we'd actually done you know gone

1:06:00

further in or gone to the

1:06:02

base, they probably would do it and not

1:06:04

care about the publicity on the base. I

1:06:09

think we got some comments though about friendly Jordy

1:06:11

who's on our channel. They were like, oh, he's

1:06:14

actually a genius because currently he's

1:06:16

getting all these death threats from the

1:06:18

mob and it's like a really hectic

1:06:20

situation. But if he goes

1:06:23

to Pine Gap and now he's suddenly being tracked

1:06:25

by the CIA, they'll know exactly

1:06:27

who's after him and they'll, you know, it's

1:06:29

like he's it's a level of protection.

1:06:31

Yeah, it's not though, because

1:06:33

the CIA will just pay the bikie gangs

1:06:36

to like assassinate him. Yeah.

1:06:39

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:06:42

You're right. Maybe more than I'm scared for friendly

1:06:44

Jordy. He has been through so much. It's

1:06:46

a ridiculous. He's a very, very impressive

1:06:49

guy in terms of like the amount

1:06:51

of intimidation he can ignore. Yeah.

1:06:55

And that's like when we're at Pine Gap. He

1:06:57

didn't care at all. He's amazing.

1:06:59

He just shuts off like he's a part of his brain

1:07:01

is just like, oh, I don't want I

1:07:03

don't feel like being scared. And then he's that

1:07:06

he's just yeah, it's an impressive

1:07:08

thing to watch. But also

1:07:10

frustrating when you're also scared. Yeah. When you're

1:07:12

like running away from cops and he's like,

1:07:14

ah, I don't care. Well, you know, no, no, no, no. When

1:07:16

you're scared, you need someone like that. That's like stoic

1:07:18

and calm and stuff. Yeah. But

1:07:21

if all you're just he wanted to push, he

1:07:23

wanted to push him more. Yeah. He's

1:07:26

like, it was never it was never scary

1:07:28

enough. Yeah. Okay. Well,

1:07:30

that's different. Yeah. He was fully on board

1:07:33

with just getting going further

1:07:35

in getting to show other things.

1:07:37

We spoke to our lawyer before and like we see

1:07:39

that the rules there are very different to the rest

1:07:41

of Australia. Like they can just shoot like that was

1:07:43

that was the kind of thing we were operating with.

1:07:46

So it's like you need to be

1:07:48

really careful. But then when you're with a bunch

1:07:50

of YouTube, especially someone like friendly Jordy's, it's just

1:07:52

like there's so much motivation just to do the

1:07:54

dumbest thing possible. It

1:07:56

sounds like Jordan had a death wish he was sick

1:07:58

of like the fire bobbing and stuff. This was

1:08:00

his way out maybe. Maybe

1:08:02

that was his. Yeah there is a bit more

1:08:05

on it getting killed by the CIA than there is getting killed

1:08:07

by like a... Your local bugger game,

1:08:09

yeah. They're both pretty cool.

1:08:12

Speaking of that, Charlie and Ty are

1:08:14

hate our, you know, Australian slang. Yep.

1:08:18

You hate it. It's

1:08:20

terrible like now. Hate is

1:08:22

the wrong way. That's the wrong word. You hate it.

1:08:26

You hate that it's silly though. You hate that it's

1:08:28

silly. Nah. No,

1:08:32

we don't hate that it's silly. We find it silly.

1:08:34

We make fun of you. No one's raging about it.

1:08:37

I don't know. I think

1:08:39

it's a little charming. There

1:08:42

you go. You know what I

1:08:44

rage about though? Brekkie. When so like, Jaxon

1:08:46

uses it unironically. I fucking hate that. He'd

1:08:48

be like, yeah I'm just finishing Brekkie. And

1:08:51

it's, oh my god, that actually hurts me. What

1:08:53

do you guys say? You guys like, I am breaking my fast.

1:08:56

How do you guys say it? No, wait,

1:08:58

no. No, it's just I'm going

1:09:00

to eat breakfast real quick. There's

1:09:02

no in between. It's either super

1:09:05

formal or say I'm having Brekkie.

1:09:08

I say Brekkie. And

1:09:11

I like it more now knowing that people get

1:09:13

really angry at me, enjoying a delicious meal in

1:09:15

the morning and going Brekkie. The

1:09:17

word is calling it Brekkie hurts my

1:09:20

feelings. It's like Jesus. That's

1:09:23

so sensitive you hate the word Brekkie.

1:09:26

That's the only one that actually hurts me

1:09:28

is when you say Brekkie. What about nuggies?

1:09:32

Nuggies? Do you like nuggies? We say nuggies too.

1:09:34

The other one is uh... You guys say chippies?

1:09:36

No, nuggies is funny. What was the

1:09:38

other one? Chippies. Chip?

1:09:41

No, we don't say chippies. Every

1:09:44

chippy is chippies. It's more like baby speak. Yeah,

1:09:47

it's very baby juvenile speak, which

1:09:49

is cute sometimes. It's

1:09:52

so funny because we were a convict

1:09:54

country. We're born from these big rough

1:09:56

and tough dudes or whatever. That's always

1:09:58

like the stigma. And then it's

1:10:01

always just Brekkie and Chippies and Siggy's.

1:10:03

Chucky! But also the stuff that

1:10:05

we're all meant to be scared of, like, bikies.

1:10:08

Like, you mean scary guys, it's just... That's kind

1:10:10

of cool though, like trivialising them, right? Yeah.

1:10:13

Trivialising them is really cool. It doesn't

1:10:15

feel like it until you say it to someone internationally.

1:10:17

It feels scary to me, the word bikie. But then

1:10:19

when I tell someone I was like, oh yeah, I

1:10:21

guess it is clutch-hull-dish. Yeah. I

1:10:24

mean, it feels like you're

1:10:26

talking about tricycles. It just doesn't have

1:10:28

that impact of, oh, scary biker gang.

1:10:31

Bikies, you need your die piece changed too.

1:10:34

It has the same as

1:10:36

the people that are like doggos. That's

1:10:39

what it all is. Oh, no, no, no, no. Is

1:10:41

that what it is? Yeah, it's kind of like the

1:10:43

nation with Reddit speech. Yeah. Oh,

1:10:47

yeah, okay, that's what makes it so bad. That's

1:10:49

bad, right? Yeah, I like that. Yeah. The other

1:10:51

one I can't stand is... He can, he can,

1:10:53

bikies. ...is Maccas. You

1:10:55

call McDonald's Maccas. Oh, come on.

1:10:57

Yeah. I hate that one. Why?

1:11:00

Why do you hate that? I

1:11:02

hate it because Maccas embraces it.

1:11:04

Like they, when you go to

1:11:06

a soccer game, the advertising says

1:11:08

Maccas and says, get some nuggies,

1:11:10

get 48 nuggies for 10 bucks.

1:11:12

You're like, fuck. Stop pretending

1:11:15

you're a human. It's a whole Taylor Swift thing again.

1:11:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with that. But

1:11:20

I like saying that. Well, Nuggie just makes

1:11:23

me think like 4chan green text. Like I'm

1:11:25

going to see Pepe the Frog talk about

1:11:27

it. He doesn't really do

1:11:29

speak in meme talk. We

1:11:32

created it. I've been out slang for like 40 years. I would like

1:11:34

that if Maccas did that. Yeah. What other,

1:11:36

what other ones are there? But it's cute. What other

1:11:38

ones do you hate, Charlie? What do you mean, what other ones are

1:11:40

there? It's like literally everything. Siggy's, um... Siggy's.

1:11:42

I think we did it. I think we

1:11:44

did it. I think we did it. I think we did it.

1:11:47

I think we did it. I think we did it. I think

1:11:49

we did it. I think we did it. I think

1:11:51

we did it. I think we did it. What are

1:11:53

the other ones? Sunny. We pull it

1:11:55

up. Sunny's, yeah. Oh, um, what

1:11:58

do you call your speedos? you

1:12:00

have a slang term for it others

1:12:02

like a brand of the muggle but

1:12:04

will i think i will call talks the

1:12:07

ab but you smugglers were thinking about it for

1:12:09

that there's a second word about his budget uh...

1:12:12

yeah we think that you know that okay

1:12:15

that yet but half

1:12:17

of our oak lucky that cookbook

1:12:19

you that's right you drop that one

1:12:21

of the reason that jackson right

1:12:24

is clunky just someone who really wants kids

1:12:26

that yeah yeah yeah

1:12:28

that is that's what i said i was like what about an

1:12:31

australian term i thought it was just like what is it i've

1:12:34

never thought about it that referencing a chicken yeah they were there

1:12:36

were a lot of it is it is that's

1:12:39

very funny like a hand morning to the people in fact i

1:12:41

was going to have a look at national

1:12:44

it's like hands get yet me to i thought

1:12:46

it was international as well as i set up

1:12:48

like two weeks ago on the podcast immediately got

1:12:50

like twenty minutes worth of shit thrown at me

1:12:52

because it's fairly necessarily it's uh... clucky

1:12:55

yet i think it comes like chickens

1:12:57

being displayed protective of being a

1:12:59

way to sit on the naggy today not have to

1:13:02

be in the country without a strong we

1:13:04

do no no

1:13:06

we have to have chickens they

1:13:08

just call it a baby either baby

1:13:12

but i think it sounds like it mike

1:13:14

uh... lethal yes and

1:13:16

gross yet but i think what you can

1:13:19

use and school yeah cool

1:13:23

yeah everything is going to go to the

1:13:26

world really in australia that's

1:13:30

cute though yet is so we've got so many

1:13:32

words that i like to say on the podcast

1:13:34

that then i find out i would entirely australian

1:13:36

thing and i'm like what the fuck i thought

1:13:38

this was just like

1:13:40

universal what americans

1:13:43

must have one's right you

1:13:45

have a very strange i'm gonna remember yeah that's

1:13:47

what i was gonna say like what's an americanism

1:13:49

that confuses you guys then american

1:13:52

you know the thing is annoying or

1:13:56

everything so that everything so don't know if

1:13:58

you please not spicy chilies wet meat

1:14:00

that gets put on top of the sauce. I

1:14:06

was going to say, are you in terms like

1:14:08

Rizz probably? No, maybe people

1:14:10

are so Americanised that we learn

1:14:13

them. That doesn't count. We live off American

1:14:15

media. People say

1:14:18

cap on no shot or

1:14:20

like... No, but these terms

1:14:22

are like so universal, this one,

1:14:24

because it's all American media. Like

1:14:26

anything new is like just

1:14:28

shared. It would have to be from like,

1:14:30

you know, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s,

1:14:32

basically, for it to be something strange to

1:14:35

us. Yeah.

1:14:38

Gas. Someone said, wait,

1:14:40

what do we call it? Petrol, I

1:14:42

guess. Oh, yeah. Oh,

1:14:45

yeah, that's confusing. It's not a gas. Like

1:14:48

why would you do such a blatant lie?

1:14:55

Clearly. What else

1:14:57

is there? I mean, I could come up

1:14:59

with a million of them probably, but my

1:15:01

brain's not working. Except you can't.

1:15:04

It's hard to think of them on the spot. I

1:15:08

feel like this is the only thing I talk about

1:15:10

is things like American phrases that annoy me. And now

1:15:12

when I'm on the spot, I got nothing. No, you

1:15:14

just keep saying no shot over and over again. Like

1:15:16

just one phrase, no shot. We know

1:15:19

what that means. We know what it means, but it

1:15:21

always freaks me out when I hear it. It's

1:15:23

like translating. I still don't hear it as

1:15:26

its meaning. I still hear no shot. And

1:15:28

I'm like, oh, that's it. I mean, this

1:15:31

is a split second delay. So you guys also call

1:15:33

a, this one real, you

1:15:35

call a barbecue a Barbie. Yeah.

1:15:38

Yeah. Any word you're going to, any

1:15:40

word that ends in IE is absolutely

1:15:42

something we say. It's always like Barbie

1:15:46

or sicky, sicky for sick

1:15:48

day. Sicky. Yeah. Wait,

1:15:50

but you guys have it too. Doesn't

1:15:52

Spider-Man have a Spidey sense over in America?

1:15:55

That's such a weird example.

1:16:00

You guys are no better than us. A little,

1:16:02

little fighty fit. Yeah, pointing the fingers

1:16:05

at us. Alright,

1:16:14

we can start rapping here. Did you guys?

1:16:17

Charlie, Kaya, did you have

1:16:19

anything else? We

1:16:21

hit on the main things, I think. Yeah, I think

1:16:25

so. Oh,

1:16:27

actually I did want to ask,

1:16:29

Alexa, you were going to box,

1:16:31

and then you got punched too

1:16:34

hard by Alex here, leaving

1:16:36

you permanently disabled. Are

1:16:39

you ever going

1:16:42

to start chessboxing again, or is it

1:16:44

all over? You're doing dashed permanently. I

1:16:48

don't know. I'm probably

1:16:50

out forever, so that was such a hectic

1:16:53

concussion. I was like slurring my words for two

1:16:55

months. I was just not

1:16:57

right. Everything was super fucked. And

1:17:01

maybe six months later, I got offered

1:17:04

to fight Brandon

1:17:07

Herrera. And I was like, oh, sick.

1:17:09

Yeah, I can do this. I can do this. And I go

1:17:11

back to the boxing gym, and I do like one round of

1:17:13

sparring, and my head's just fucked. Like, reverberating

1:17:15

inside itself, like crazy headaches. And I was like,

1:17:17

oh, shit. Is this it? Like, am

1:17:20

I just fucking done with boxing? Yeah,

1:17:23

I don't know. So that was the last time I tried sparring, was

1:17:26

whenever that was, like a year ago. So

1:17:28

I don't know, I'm kind of like too scared

1:17:31

to test my brain again, because I don't want

1:17:33

to start slurring my words forever. What if you

1:17:35

have like permanent damage, though, and this like, rares

1:17:37

its head in like 10 years? Have the doctors

1:17:39

like, cleared you? Well, I mean, that's usually what

1:17:41

happens. Well,

1:17:45

and you kind of, yeah,

1:17:47

like if you think it's gone, and then you do

1:17:49

something like just doing a bunch

1:17:51

of skipping or something and just on concrete, and

1:17:54

you're like, holy shit, my head fucking goes down.

1:17:56

I get headaches every time I skip now. Yeah.

1:17:59

What the fuck? But I always feel

1:18:01

like if it was like the perfect opponent,

1:18:03

it's so annoying with Brandon Herrera because he's

1:18:05

like what he's running for. Oh yeah,

1:18:08

he could have beaten up a fucking

1:18:10

senator. He's a politician now. Yeah. It's

1:18:12

like such a fun fight. I think

1:18:14

none of it's worth the fucking permanent

1:18:16

brain damage like... Oh

1:18:18

come on YouTube, you were just talking about

1:18:20

how YouTube content is so important. What

1:18:22

do you mean? You were about to be shot

1:18:24

at pie and yap and you can't deal with

1:18:26

a little headache? Yeah,

1:18:29

come on away. No, the difference is whose channel

1:18:31

it's on, right? If I'm doing chest boxing, it's

1:18:33

gonna be on like the Ludwig's channel. If

1:18:35

I had my own chest boxing tournament, then maybe

1:18:37

that would make sense. Then it's content. You've

1:18:40

become disabled for it. Were

1:18:42

you talking about Charlie at some point? I

1:18:44

don't know who told me or someone somewhere.

1:18:46

Was something about WWE? Because

1:18:49

I feel like that should be the next YouTuber thing. Yeah. That

1:18:52

would be fucking awesome to watch. We

1:18:54

do wrestling, not with YouTubers at the moment,

1:18:56

it's usually just local guys. But yeah, I

1:18:58

think that would be a really fun thing

1:19:01

to do. Bring in creators to do wrestling

1:19:03

matches would be fucking hyped. That's so good.

1:19:05

It'd be fucking awesome as well because

1:19:07

it's like you still get injured obviously.

1:19:09

But I imagine the CTE is impossible.

1:19:13

What is it, breaking legs and ligaments? Yeah,

1:19:16

it's less CTE related injuries

1:19:18

and more just like flexibility

1:19:20

issues. If you land wrong or

1:19:23

something, you're going to hurt your joints or some

1:19:25

shit. That's perfect for

1:19:27

YouTubers though because we sit down all day

1:19:29

anyway. All we need to worry

1:19:31

about is brain injuries. When

1:19:36

you're wrestling, do you actually take impact to the

1:19:38

head, Charlie? In

1:19:40

wrestling? Yeah. Yeah,

1:19:43

oh my god, yeah. Have you

1:19:45

never been in like a ring, Jackson? Like any

1:19:47

kind of ring boxing, whatever? It's

1:19:52

not padded the way you think it is. It's

1:19:54

not like falling into like a pit of fluff.

1:19:56

It's just basically a bunch of wood with a

1:19:58

canvas on top. So it's still hurting. a

1:20:01

lot. Oh I thought it

1:20:03

was like a trampoline almost. No

1:20:05

no no no. Yeah I thought

1:20:07

that as well and the first time I actually had got

1:20:10

punched in the face and then fell and

1:20:12

hit my head on the floor. I was

1:20:14

like this that hurt more than the punch.

1:20:18

It fucking sucks like I mean

1:20:20

this I would rather fall on grass

1:20:23

than fall in a ring. Oh 100%

1:20:26

Is that why those backyard wrestling leagues are so

1:20:29

popular then because it's just well. We

1:20:31

should avoid all that all that

1:20:33

dangerous stuff.

1:20:38

My dream would be to have like a creator

1:20:40

dancing with the stars also like where

1:20:43

everyone has to learn like

1:20:45

ballroom dancing. Oh that would

1:20:48

be cool. Swing tap. You're

1:20:50

gonna do tap. Worst dance

1:20:52

ever. Or

1:20:57

I want Mr. Beast to do like a

1:20:59

Creator Olympics where like like shot put. Yeah

1:21:01

yeah but you don't know what you're gonna

1:21:03

do and you gotta find a random sport

1:21:05

and then you have to compete against that.

1:21:07

That is actually a pretty cool idea. Yeah

1:21:10

I like that. Kind of like a lottery. Yeah

1:21:13

what would be the one you don't want to get? Triple

1:21:17

jump. Yeah Triple

1:21:19

jump fucking sucks. I've never understood why that's

1:21:21

even a sport. It's

1:21:24

so stupid. Just

1:21:26

commit to one. Be long jump or high jump

1:21:29

and then just do that. Actually

1:21:34

pole vault. Yeah. I would not want. All right

1:21:36

all right. Enough sports. Enough

1:21:39

sports for rapping. Sports

1:21:42

bad. All right

1:21:44

do you guys want to shout out your content where people can

1:21:46

find you? Yeah if

1:21:48

you if you want to see us getting pulled off the

1:21:50

plane by the Federal Police or just like any other dodgy

1:21:53

content you can check out boyboy.

1:21:55

It's a great channel. There's also

1:21:57

ID thing as well. If you want to see Tampon

1:22:00

guns. That's

1:22:03

it. It's the whole tampon gun.

1:22:06

Very different kinds of tampon guns. Yeah, just tampon

1:22:08

guns. All

1:22:11

of them. All

1:22:14

right. Thanks for joining us for this week's

1:22:16

episode. patreon.com/the official podcast for bonus episodes. You

1:22:18

can go check out the guests. Both

1:22:21

their channels will be linked out below. Go

1:22:23

check them out. Great guys. Great

1:22:25

Australian friends of the show. Really

1:22:28

appreciate you both coming on. Um,

1:22:31

yeah, that's that's going to do it for

1:22:33

this week. We got criminally stupid coming out

1:22:35

soon. And we've also got red thread coming

1:22:37

out as well. All weekly. Well, criminally stupid

1:22:39

this week, but not weekly. Other

1:22:42

than that, we'll see you next time. Bye. Bye.

1:22:45

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Mm

1:23:01

hmm.