Welcome to The Numbers Game, your (hopefully) authoritative and stat-driven guide to winning your Fantasy Premier League mini-leagues and increasing your overall rank.

In this episode, Jack and James cover a truckload of stats, discuss the anonymity of being a Watford player, and completely forget that Fulham's next few fixtures are absolutely fine (got them mixed up with Cardiff, sorry!). Also featured is one of my cats, who insisted on interrupting us part way through with unmeetable demands for food.