"Well ‘Ello me lovelies - it’s me Ned Natter with the famously unpasteurized and unfiltered Ned Natter Radio Show - ready to brighten your day! First up it’s great to be here with you again - thanks for your lovely comments and messages - it’s time for a good old natter – but remember I don’t chat about the regular news and current affairs – oh no, I’m here to give you a break from it all - a good laugh - with all 100 Episodes of my Monologues to date posted here so you can listen to all the shows again, yep they’re all saved for you as podcasts at Ned Natter dot com - Yep okay well put everything down - NO everything - I mean YOU too - come on - it’s time for The Ned Natter Show – and ya can’t miss this!"