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This is a podcast from Rover. Real

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weekend at Booneys stuff. The

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flesh is being put into a

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speed bag at City Kickboxing. Oh

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that's great! How do

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you feel Mudge? I'm glad to be

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part of the City Kickboxing team. Yeah. CKB

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baby. Roger,

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your body, it might seem a

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bit strange but you're going to be mummified. And it sometimes

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appears mummified. If something

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goes wrong behind the sp...

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So you're going to be mummified,

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you're not going to be put

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in the studio but another place

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that you spend 20 minutes in

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every morning at about 9.20. After

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your 7 coffees. That third cubicle from the

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left. Third cubicle from the left. Roger,

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just be there like that. And

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your head is actually going to be the

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paper towel holder in the toilets. What a

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way to remember. So every morning

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I'm safe. So your head

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is the paper towel holder that spins out.

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And then your crotch is the soap dispenser.

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Oh yeah. I'm

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proud of you, couldn't I? This is

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a nice vanilla one? Oh

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god, thanks I think. Thanks Ryan, thanks mate I think.

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Now, I'm still in radio. I'm still here.

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Miles, you've actually got a choice. You

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can either, your corpse can be

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just sitting there rotting in the east end

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at the Cape Town. So at least one

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seat's going to be full. Which

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is good, congratulations. That's not on

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the camera side obviously. Or

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you're going to be cremated and mixed in with

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a leavened herbs and spices. The

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latter. The latter? It

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really is. Oh absolutely, that'd

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be so nice. We'll eat

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you man. And the second part of

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that one is they're actually going to remove your

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genitals and that's going to be used as a

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backup for Michael Angelo's statue of David. It's

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so, so grimmer. Yeah,

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there's that. You

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know, back in the day, my penis was very

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well regarded. They

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didn't like big ones. They didn't like

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big ones at all Roger. My

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one was very, very thought up. Please

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lie and listen to that a bit.

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Fantastic. So

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Miles's body, your brain's obviously getting donated to

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science to understand the damage Rose has on it. But

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for your body, you could,

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this is option one, you could be used as

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a motorcycle mannequin available for single bloke so they

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can appear to have a partner strapped on the

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back of it. That's quite nice. That's

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one. Or you'll be turned

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into a cat scratching post. It's totally not.

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It's really funny. We're

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going to go to the motorcycle one.

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We're going to go to the motorcycle

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one. And finally, for Bryce, with

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your skinny legs and high-pitched

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squeaky voice. maybe

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a scarecrow, is one option.

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Something also to represent Bryce, I

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don't know, maybe something loud and

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obnoxious. I'm going to put your

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ashes into a firework. Or

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the final one, you'll be buried in the

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Morning Rumble studio and ironically, so

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people can finally get a word in. It's

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another three. Come on, all right, all

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right. Get out of

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here. All right, stuff right. Get out of here.

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It's incredible research. It

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was good.