"Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry Not so long ago, we agreed 100% with Dave Ba

Episode 11 - Perfectionism + Anxiety, A Recipe for Alcoholism

Jun 5th, 2020 41m 35s

Women have a special relationship with alcohol, one that’s based less on lubricating social situations and more on escaping loneliness, depression, perfectionism and anxiety. We may be SUPERwomen but we’re also SUPER susceptible to alcohol depe

Episode 10 - It's a Cop Out to Cope by Drinking

May 29th, 2020 40m 21s

“Give strong drink unto him that is about to perish,And wine unto those that be of heavy heart,Let him drink and forget his poverty, and rememberHis misery no more.”~ Proverb

Episode 9 - What Doesn't Mix With Alcohol? A Healthy Lifestyle

May 22nd, 2020 39m 59s

You might think the answer to that question is “opiates” or “parenting” or “operating heavy machinery” or “sobriety test,” but what we’re talking about here is a healthy lifestyle. Alcohol and A Healthy Lifestyle might make a cute couple for a

Episode 8 - Don't Drink and Dance. Just Dance!

May 15th, 2020 32m 36s

As Lady Gaga famously sang, "Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm." Seriously. If you wanna get high, just dance. Featured mocktail: Lemon Rose Spritzer.

Episode 7 - Moderation (Usually) Doesn't Work

May 8th, 2020 32m 41s

Dostoevsky said, "Try to pose for yourself this task: not to think of a polar bear, and you will see that the cursed thing will come to mind every minute." Try not to think of drinking, and you'll be drunk before you can say one or six. Feature

Episode 6 - Sober is the New Cool

May 1st, 2020 33m 49s

We're here to tell ya' we were already pretty cool but not drinking made us even cooler! Featured mocktail: Cool as a Cuke

Episode 5 - The "Heart of Darkness"

Apr 24th, 2020 35m 56s

Ain't nothin' but a party? Think again. Everybody's favorite social lubricant ruins relationships, squanders talent and destroys opportunities. Featured mocktale: "Panchito"

Episode 4 - You're Not An Alcoholic But You Still Have a Problem

Apr 17th, 2020 31m 10s

Just because you passed SELF magazine's "Are You An Alcoholic?" test doesn't mean you don't have a drinking problem. Featured mocktale: "None of Your Bloody Business"

Episode 3 - Never Too Early or Too Late to Quit

Apr 10th, 2020 34m 26s

Alcohol catches up with you -- one way or another, one day or another. Featured recipe: Corona Killa

Episode 2- Who Are You Kidding? Alcohol Tastes Bad.

Apr 3rd, 2020 26m 19s

Remember your first taste of alcohol? Way back when? Adding a spoonful of sugar or "acquiring a taste" over time might help it go down (and down, and down) more easily but that doesn't mean it's good for you. Featured mocktale: A Seedlip Grove

Episode 1 - If You Could Start Again, Would You?

Apr 1st, 2020 28m 23s

Pilot. Our bodies are good at ferreting out poison. So why did we ignore the viscerally clear messages our tummies gave us? (Yep, this episode is all about vomit.) Featured mocktale: Cordless Screwdriver.

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Mar 25th, 2020 3m 27s

Introducing your mockologists Sunny and Cynthia, with their mocktail recipes, shocking-secret stories and incisive commentary on rainbow puke, dog poo and whether or not whole chickens belong in Bloody Marys. All for you! The Sober Curious and

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