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#173 - Pyrocynical's Dirty Secrets

Released Tuesday, 18th October 2022
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#173 - Pyrocynical's Dirty Secrets

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#173 - Pyrocynical's Dirty Secrets

#173 - Pyrocynical's Dirty Secrets

Tuesday, 18th October 2022
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0:09

Would

0:09

you still love me if I was a worm? I

0:13

would. You would? You always love me. Yeah.

0:15

If I was a regular worm.

0:16

I love ones.

0:18

Slipping it around. use

0:20

them as bait to get fish. I love ones. You

0:22

you say you would use them as bait to get finished?

0:24

Yeah. I got loads of fish. I

0:27

was a dirty little worm. living around the

0:29

yard, you still love me. Always. If

0:31

I was eating your apples? I

0:33

mean, the apple deserved it.

0:36

Wow. At

0:37

Spectrum, I never thought about it, actually. The

0:40

Apple deserved it. I

0:42

love you. My role. You're argument

0:44

about Senseians. That's so

0:46

sweet, though. You would love me if I was a worm. I don't

0:48

think I'd love you if you were worm. I

0:51

got about a bad boy. You got about a bad

0:53

boy. Let's talk about it. I'm not even tired. I

0:55

wanna have a conversation with my friend. Come on. We're

0:57

able to talk about we're able to talk about I don't

0:59

know, man, life. How's how's things? Doing

1:02

good, man. Yeah. I'm a YouTuber for a

1:04

living, so I underserved millionaire. It's pretty

1:06

lit. Yeah. We're all very rich in this bed.

1:08

I think you wanna talk about your network don't

1:10

wanna talk about my net worth at all. I've been talking about

1:12

two years. Oh,

1:15

my gosh. I don't

1:17

wanna talk about it anymore. what's

1:19

all these personal crank words? You're the guest, but

1:21

we're talking about your network. Yeah. What's your

1:23

network? Yeah. You're coming to our bed. It's more

1:25

than, like, seven I'm

1:27

not gonna specify what you know. I'm just gonna say seven.

1:29

Just the number seven. Yeah. It's a lucky number.

1:32

I guess we got that going for you. Do

1:34

you feel intimidated being sandwiched between

1:36

two that was? No. It's it's

1:39

kind of open my eyes to new experiences if

1:41

anything. I think it's important to do that in life.

1:43

Yeah. Absolutely. You know, you wanna be having

1:45

your experiences as much as possible. I

1:47

feel like otherwise, you get stagnant. Mhmm.

1:50

You know? I fell off.

1:52

Sometimes I'm worried about it, man. Sometimes I really

1:54

worry about Paolo. Why? you have cooped

1:56

up in your room all day, which are videos. Yeah.

1:59

Live stream

1:59

all the time. I mean, there's so many YouTubers that do that,

2:02

though. You've got, like, critical. I mean, he never We'll

2:04

see if it gets out anywhere. Yeah. But at least he's,

2:06

like, healthy. Yeah. And he's doing stuff.

2:09

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You look great. this

2:11

best paycheck exclusive. Not more than that.

2:13

Not than that. I'm just kidding around.

2:15

Well, that's what you're saying. No. No. No. No. Physical healthy

2:18

or mentally healthy. I don't know. I see there's

2:20

no child very well. No. I know he he

2:22

works out though. He's jacked. Yeah.

2:24

I feel like as long as you've got like a good

2:26

physical appearance on camera, you could be as

2:29

mentally

2:29

ill as you want. I think you're looking

2:31

pretty cute on camera. Oh, thank you. You you

2:33

posted the the those five nine at Freddie's

2:36

cost play picks earlier in the year. I almost

2:38

Vanessa.

2:38

That

2:39

was a thousand experience. What was

2:41

the what was the story there?

2:43

My Instagram was dying

2:45

So I was like, oh, I didn't post something. So I

2:47

got my I got my girlfriend either to

2:49

put

2:49

me in makeup. She did the makeup?

2:52

Yeah. She did the makeup. should be the custom. So Yeah.

2:54

You look really good. And the best thing is

2:56

as well is, like, I I've never even

2:58

played the fan out game, so I'm just just empty

3:00

Shill. Oh, sure. Like Yeah. Just slap

3:02

up the line. but the fans would love that show.

3:05

I did. And then if it's not the same, this guy's

3:07

play was cutie. Oh, I didn't see

3:09

that. Oh, he's a show of Oh,

3:11

you should've had that guy. Well, it was the first

3:13

one you did. The one with the pony sale? No.

3:15

Yeah. That was surely one I'm a debt with them, though.

3:19

just follow, like, an image of reference on screen.

3:22

Yeah. That was that was the III did

3:24

it. So I think I was with my girlfriend,

3:26

and she said, like, should

3:28

we do makeup on you? because I feel like okay.

3:31

It's it's normal that you do that would like your girlfriend.

3:33

Right? Yeah. Wait what? No. No. No. No. No.

3:35

No. No. It's normal. It guys. We're like guys,

3:38

guys. But No. I've done it. Right?

3:40

Yeah. We've done it. Like makeup, makeup.

3:42

Yeah. Yeah. I can't say I've done it, but I

3:44

would do it. But, like, I had she

3:47

did it for me one night. And then I was like, should we

3:49

post it on Instagram? Yeah. Maybe

3:51

I will. And then we posted it. It juice likes.

3:53

I was like, holy shit. how many legs?

3:56

It was, like, two hundred k or something like that. Yeah.

3:58

And and considering my instinct just

3:59

kept losing, like, a thousand followers every couple

4:02

of days. I was like, yeah. Okay. It's it's worth. It's

4:04

worth it. It's great because I I had

4:06

the approval of complete strangers,

4:08

but

4:08

then I had my actual parents be like,

4:11

Son, are you gay? Oh,

4:14

really? Yeah. No. No. Yeah. I had

4:16

I had my I had my mom, like, text

4:18

me saying, that's not I don't I don't approve of that

4:20

at all. Really? Were you honest with you?

4:22

Oh, no. I just no. No. She found it because

4:24

she, like, likes my socials and that. And then, like,

4:26

you know, said, I don't really approve of this. I

4:28

just went unlucky. They got likes. Unlucky.

4:31

I see. Okay. Damn, dude. See, I think

4:33

that's the thing that -- Who knows? -- without chasing

4:35

on the Internet is the gateway to homework sake

4:37

you out. Holy shit. The

4:39

Internet is the gateway to home and take you out. I got

4:41

I got a comment once, you know, when I went on

4:43

I went on someone else's fuck.

4:45

I went on call once podcast and Oh,

4:48

Mag Smol facilitated podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

4:50

I was I was in makeup on that one, and

4:52

then I think that there's like a top comment and

4:54

their profile pictures like omni man from

4:56

InvinciBull. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And

4:58

they said something like, you know, Paolo

5:00

looks kinda good in makeup. And then they came back to

5:02

their comment a year later saying, edit. I've

5:04

just found out I'm bisexual. Thanks, Sapara, and

5:06

I'm living happily with my boyfriend. Oh.

5:09

But you're are you changing lives? Yeah.

5:11

Yeah. Having lives. you're out

5:13

here making people gay, infecting

5:17

the populace. Damn, James.

5:19

Maybe your mom was right. Yeah. Maybe you

5:21

are the problem. What

5:24

do you think of your fans in general? Like Oh,

5:26

I think that I fucked I love them, bro. Like like I know,

5:29

ironically, I think they're so good. It's it's like I've

5:31

never known a community

5:33

of people that are so like What

5:35

was that? It was just I thought you

5:37

wanted me to lie. I mean, I No. I can lie to

5:39

people. I mean, I can lie to you. I

5:41

can lie to you. I know you

5:43

will actually lie like No. No.

5:45

No. No. No. No. No.

5:47

No. It's a time shift.

5:50

It's like a divorce child. Look, if you

5:52

really like, you know, I'm around you. Yeah.

5:54

Please do. Thank you. My hips. What's

5:56

the question again? Yeah. Who's going on? What do you

5:58

think about your fans? Oh, that's right. Yeah.

6:00

No. Like I said, I think I think that's so good

6:02

because they're just so, like, loyal and shit. It's insane.

6:04

because I I think I've gone through, like, so many

6:07

transitions with, like, topics and shit. and the fact

6:09

that, like, they've still been able to be,

6:11

you know, like, consistent and, like,

6:13

still watch the shakers because it started off with, like, you

6:15

know, leafy commentary shit.

6:18

in the

6:18

beginning, which is basically just like copying the leaf

6:20

you want to want. I think I did like game play. Even

6:22

like surf game playing. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.

6:24

It's not nice. a series. And then

6:26

it was the MLG parodies. Right?

6:28

No. No. No. No. Oh, shit, man. I did it. So it's

6:30

MLG first, and then it was leafy comments, Harry.

6:32

And then it was like this brief stint of, like, doing,

6:34

like, think I was, like, stealing from you. Fucking guys at

6:36

the funny moments. It's, like, I do funny moments.

6:39

I do funny moment. I add subtitles. We've

6:41

done. And then, yeah, they did form a Yeah.

6:43

And I mean And then I moved over to, like, doing

6:45

the the long form,

6:47

like, game reviews and shit as well. Yeah. Yeah. That

6:49

was Yeah. Those are good. Yeah. I

6:51

love the the new long format videos

6:53

you're doing, dude. The one that was seven

6:55

hours on the the

6:57

TV show, YouTube,

7:01

really give you. Yeah. The other best thing is is

7:03

I I fucking love this man like like to

7:05

this date. So so I saw Ludwig,

7:07

right, react to that. and he

7:09

reacted. He saw the Utopia video on streaming.

7:11

Watch all of it. We just saw it. And he's like, I bet

7:13

he made a million dollars from that. And

7:15

I was like, my my guy, you've

7:17

got no understanding of YouTube CPM at all

7:19

that place. It was nowhere near. But, I mean, we

7:21

we after that, we were eating good, believe me,

7:23

like, couple couple months at Nobu, but, like, it was

7:25

not It was not like a million.

7:27

But yeah. No. No. I appreciate it. Yeah. The long

7:29

form shit's great because I feel like a lot of

7:31

YouTubers go through this period where it's like,

7:34

you

7:35

almost like, you do it initially,

7:37

like, once you cover bills and stuff and you've got

7:39

like a bit of like spending money, you kind of think like,

7:41

what's next? What can I do? Because, you know, because

7:43

know it's like a running joke with YouTubers, but we're all financially

7:46

well off, you know,

7:47

like with the -- Yes.

7:48

-- together. Right? As long as

7:50

you're not, like I'm putting your money down on

7:52

tennis and horse racing, you're

7:54

good. Oh, you know how much youtubers

7:56

love that tennis ball. do it in love.

7:58

Oh, god. I'm doing so much fun

7:59

to go home. a job as a job as someone in

8:02

particular. Hi, Roy. My mom needs

8:04

a flight to Iraq tomorrow. Do you

8:06

have, like, like, a grander tool you can

8:08

give me? You're just

8:10

talking about how much money you make. It's it's locked.

8:12

It's in crypto. It's locked away. Oh, it's

8:14

it's all liquid, alright? Unless I can pay for it in

8:16

Ethereum. No. I I pulled them up money out crypto.

8:18

That's crushing. Yeah. It was a bit embarrassing. He's

8:20

actually dying. Well, I I was looking at it every

8:22

day, and I was like, it's gonna go up. It's gonna go up as

8:24

a fell off, so I jumped it all

8:26

out. Yeah.

8:26

Crystal did kind of fall off. Why

8:28

the hell's your mom going to Iraq? I

8:30

mean, so I'm pretty sure that's a good question.

8:33

Like,

8:33

you wanna tell us? No. Okay.

8:37

Yeah. Your fans do seem pretty good at men.

8:39

I mean, that's

8:39

I mean, you must you must notice it as well with, like,

8:41

your community and your community sick.

8:44

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dolby Spooong. I

8:46

remember going to your what

8:48

is it? Like, the misfits party or something a

8:50

couple years ago? Yeah. Yeah. Like, I went

8:52

in, like, entry level. I'm not even VIP in that. I'm, like, seeing

8:54

all of your people. And, like, what how you guys were

8:56

on stage? And how how much hype they

8:58

gave you guys was, like, that's fucking grounds. Yeah. It was the

9:00

first time I crowded, sir.

9:02

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. You mentioned the hell of a

9:04

lot of fun. Yeah. That's genius. Yeah. And why don't

9:06

you try to send these people? me

9:08

down. Yeah. I would be III I'd

9:11

never do that one. Oh, maybe. I thought Didn't

9:13

didn't I get pushed into you?

9:15

I think so. Who's answering the

9:17

video? I I think I, like, kept being

9:19

pushed on you, and then you pushed me back on

9:21

the stage. That's right. You look you

9:23

look you look so pissed. Yeah. Yeah.

9:26

No. Listen. with your helmet on as

9:28

well. If you hit me, that was like, you'd actually give

9:30

me a concurrency. I think I can't do on the head

9:32

there. Yeah. I Well,

9:34

you're one of the looney chains like comedic

9:36

fucking lunch that appears on my head afterwards.

9:38

You're back in town, back

9:40

in Australia this year for the same event

9:42

packs. Well,

9:43

I mean, I would have a party this year

9:45

Yeah. III went for, like, the last

9:47

day. I looked a little bit on Sunday. I think I

9:49

went with, like, only two hours of the event left because

9:52

I I kept thinking, like, we're gonna do we're gonna do it.

9:54

When were you in? Mhmm.

9:55

When were your parents? Oh, Sunday, like,

9:57

the last day. Well, like, what time? because we were there

9:59

on Sunday as

9:59

well doing it. I'd I'd like to two

10:02

hours. shuts at five. Right? So probably like three

10:05

or Oh, yeah. It was it was

10:07

decent there. Have you guys noticed a bunch of

10:09

barrels? No. No. No. So so I was

10:11

so deadly hungover after the

10:13

event. Yeah. And I kind of thought like, okay,

10:15

I wanna go, but I kind of like, I

10:17

can't actually if if I get like

10:19

because Roland told me he's like, you

10:21

know, you're a lot more you've you've got a lot more of

10:23

a following now than when you went last time, so you probably

10:25

get swarmed more. So so I did is

10:27

this

10:27

is I can't believe I'm saying this, hello.

10:30

III went to, like, a

10:32

Louis store and I bought these, like,

10:34

huge comedically oversized shades.

10:36

I don't know if I have mommy, but, yeah,

10:38

like, they're they're so do we do

10:40

we have them? Okay.

10:42

So so They look like ski goggles. They're

10:44

they're they're so huge and they're blackouts. You can't

10:46

even see my eyes. They look terrible on me. I I

10:48

literally look I look like a child. that's

10:50

waiting in his dad's car. He's pulled up like his

10:52

his fucking glasses at the glove compartment. He's not wearing

10:54

them. It's just so bad. But it just stopped me

10:57

from, like, you know, being recognized. And actually want It

10:59

was the equivalent of, like, a hitman disguise,

11:01

bro. It was so good. Look, I I think I

11:03

as soon as I took them off to, like, scratch

11:05

under my eyes, I got recognized by

11:07

someone. And then it was, like, almost, like, there there was, like,

11:09

five or six people who because the thing is I've noticed is,

11:11

like, you guys probably noticed this a lot as well.

11:14

Like, you'll get clocked in public

11:16

and you can kind of see in your peripherals that people

11:18

might issue, but they kind of don't have the confidence.

11:20

But I've noticed that

11:21

when one person eventually builds up

11:23

the courage to like speak to you, Everyone

11:25

else kind of sees that as a free invitation. Nothing

11:28

wrong with that, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. It's

11:30

almost like how did I eat it when that happens.

11:32

Yeah. You almost have to, like, amput me all

11:34

the time. We we have

11:36

we have we have literally the

11:38

opposite problem. Like,

11:40

I can go to pegs without

11:42

a mask on and be left

11:44

alone. But as soon as I wear a

11:46

mask, I get swarmed. Yeah.

11:48

Imagine. because it's so because, obviously,

11:50

when you see, like, me or

11:53

fits. It's almost like, you could

11:55

kind of confuse it for someone else. But with you,

11:57

it's like literally helmet character who the fuck else is

11:59

gonna wear.

11:59

Exactly. But it's done. Like, an inside, like, come over to

12:02

you straightaway. Yeah. I'll get a picture,

12:04

bro. Love your content, man. And what

12:06

about that? Just walking around and go with him,

12:08

shit like, Yeah. It's happened a couple of

12:10

times. I mean, just downstairs before they said, like, a guy,

12:12

like, recognized me and come up to ring that. So one one

12:14

thing I love and it's like so humbling is

12:16

like, I've

12:16

noticed that, like, when I meet YouTubers that

12:18

I've watched for a while, I've gone to this this

12:21

party the the other day and, like, cinnamon

12:23

toast Ken was there. Right? You guys know that? No.

12:25

I didn't know that. No. Like, I almost

12:27

got nervous feeling because it's almost like, you know,

12:29

someone that I've like, I'm not

12:31

gonna lie and say, like, I'm a fanning because I'm but it's almost someone

12:33

that you know is like OG and been around for so

12:35

long. Yeah. It's almost like they have like an aura. But one

12:37

thing I've noticed is that when fans come up

12:39

to you, and, you know, that they do the whole, like,

12:41

can I have a picture and stuff, which is not really

12:43

cute. Like, oh, bless a man. It's like when they

12:45

hold their phone, you can see the hammer. Yeah.

12:48

because what I usually do is just say, like, you

12:50

wanna get a picture? And then the thing is, like, my fucking

12:52

hand starts shaking as well. I'm trying to lean over and press

12:54

the volume button. Yeah. My head shakes every time.

12:56

Yeah. I think I said to a fucking author

12:58

writers like an old man.

13:00

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. But I I know how it feels

13:02

like a photo. As a teenager, I met someone

13:04

famous and I was so, like, shaky. Yeah.

13:06

It's a crazy feeling. It's weird. You're like, you

13:08

don't expect you to you're It is. What

13:10

what do you guys think about? because I think it's like

13:12

it it's very humbling. I think it's kind of So

13:14

I think as youtubers, we have this problem where

13:16

it's like, you'll get so many views on

13:18

a video, you'll see YouTube studio, you know, all

13:20

the analytics, all that kind of shit. But but it almost turns

13:23

into like a binary thing. But then it's like

13:25

when you see someone, it's almost kind of the

13:27

reptilian part of your brain goes like, oh,

13:29

shit. Like, I actually have people that watch man. You're so

13:31

used looking at numbers and beyond, alright,

13:33

this is number number number. But now

13:35

there's like a face behind the

13:37

number. Yeah. Like, so, you know,

13:39

you you a meet and greet and you're there for two hour, you're

13:41

sailing through, you know, four hundred,

13:43

five hundred people. Mhmm. And then you're

13:45

like, holy shit. you know, you have, like,

13:47

a million followers. You know, you

13:49

realize, like, the impact that you have.

13:51

And you get to, like, meet everyone too.

13:53

I I love doing the meet and greets.

13:55

That'd be really fun. There's a

13:58

YouTuber called, you you know, Vadi video, does that

14:00

dark souls lore and stuff? In

14:02

a Vadi video, Yeah. Yeah. So what he did

14:04

was, which is genius, he got a because

14:06

he he couldn't process when he hit like a million

14:08

subscribers. He just saw such a binary

14:10

thing. So what he did is he he opened a notepad on

14:12

his PC and he put a single

14:14

line for every single subscriber he had.

14:16

And obviously it's like a million now that he's like

14:19

program or some shit. Mhmm. But then he scrolled

14:21

down and he you could just see visualize how

14:23

many fucking people are subscribing. And she's just

14:25

like, then it hits you. It's like, holy shit. It's

14:27

like

14:27

more than five madness. Yeah. And,

14:28

statistically, you wonder, like, with all those

14:31

people, how many people subscribed to you and then

14:33

died? How many people you sent

14:35

to you that you don't even mean,

14:37

like, like, don't watch you. They actually don't watch you. Like, they're

14:39

actually dead. It's kind of morbid, my mother. I

14:41

don't really think about that much, really. I think

14:43

about it every day. How

14:45

many of you? Just a lot of video. How many

14:47

of you died, man. I don't wanna find

14:49

out. Yeah. You're statistically speaking as

14:51

late, can we crash and maybe, like,

14:53

how many, you know, lately This

14:55

why don't you put that fucking phone Oh, no.

14:57

Just, like, how many of them are, like, bad people.

15:00

Just, like, terrible people that he'll kill people.

15:02

Oh, yeah. No. No. No. No. It's it's like how many,

15:04

like, you know, like, wanted criminals as

15:06

well. Like, later as Yeah. How many people

15:08

run for all of eating the card? No. Not

15:10

even that. We would statistically,

15:12

we would all have someone that has

15:14

watched us that has committed a first degree

15:16

murder. think the most -- a lot of people

15:18

like my view. -- mirror is represented.

15:21

I think a lot of people find my funny moments

15:23

videos in prison and as well.

15:26

Yeah. They're like, is it is it's not the game is it how the

15:28

game members make friends? Yeah.

15:30

And then, like, what are you in for? I'm

15:32

smoking weed. Like, smoking weed. You

15:34

watch the misfits. Yeah.

15:36

And then there's, like, a sea netters gang and

15:38

a sea netters. Yeah. The

15:40

sea netters. Yeah.

15:42

God bless. The dream team in jail.

15:44

God bless I was wondering if prison is a

15:46

bad person. You know, they're doing their best. I'm having

15:48

a crack. How

15:49

do you think you would do in prison?

15:51

How would

15:51

either in prison or you'd be

15:53

fuck first day? Oh, yeah. No. No. No.

15:55

No. Let's refocus it. English. I would

15:58

intentionally drop the soap and then bend over

16:00

it. Just to display your dominance,

16:02

your lack of fear.

16:03

submit.

16:06

Yes. Immediately. Yeah. It's what being fucked in the

16:08

assad like Bandova, so making eye contact

16:10

with the guy. Yeah. What

16:12

what do you mean? Like, you bend down and you

16:14

put your, like, your head in between your knees. I

16:16

was just gonna realize that I wouldn't be able to

16:18

make that contact by doing that. I'd just be looking

16:20

at his balls Yeah. Or I

16:22

would just be in the shower just spinning on his

16:24

eyes over a full ratio. I'm just struggling.

16:26

Just make a make a fucking

16:28

statement. And so this this guy's crazy. We're not

16:30

gonna fuck Instead of spin the bottle, it's just

16:32

spin the soap. It just always lands on me every

16:34

time. I mean, the

16:36

soap is gonna have a point you

16:38

know,

16:38

so it's, like, it's gonna land on

16:41

anyway. It wouldn't be that enjoyable, but it

16:43

wouldn't be, like, that enjoyable,

16:46

the sanctioned jail. Like,

16:47

for you. Right? I

16:48

mean, I mean, being fucked in the ass in

16:51

general probably wouldn't be that that good for

16:53

me. You

16:53

you know what it is amazing. I

16:55

think it feels great. Mhmm. I think I think

16:57

it would feel amazing. Well, I'm packing. Yeah.

17:00

You know, like a lot of

17:01

I say I say no my girlfriend.

17:03

I say no my girlfriend. That's why they do it. It's because they

17:06

get so bored and there's no women in there. And it's

17:08

like one of the only things that makes them feel good.

17:10

What would you what would you use though

17:12

is like AAA dildo, another men's

17:14

cock. I I know

17:16

I know I know I know you I

17:18

know you're used. one. And I

17:20

know why would you why would you

17:22

use a fucking bike pump? Okay.

17:26

Okay. We need okay. I know

17:28

what territory we're going into now. I wanna

17:30

say a fat fish and an

17:32

inflation fish are two different things.

17:34

So so I want you to explain the difference.

17:36

So obviously, with inflation It's not

17:38

really small. sex ed man flight

17:40

degenerates. Every time I got to talk about this,

17:43

I can a national. Okay. Well, let's Alright. We we have to lay

17:45

groundwork because And break it down, Billy Mays.

17:47

How do we start?

17:49

ah

17:50

No. It's gonna they'll

17:53

just throw them into They're gonna build

17:55

these sizes. Billy And I Billy

17:58

Mayes, and he thought. He did die. Yeah. He

17:59

feel alive. He's gone. He died from days.

18:02

So why why don't I stop? What don't I stop with this?

18:04

Well, I think this is like You don't need to know why

18:06

we were discussing this the first place because it's

18:08

maybe some people out there. So people were

18:10

like, bike pump. What? I don't get

18:12

it. So you have to, like, explain it. There's

18:14

a common misconception that I have

18:16

an inflation fish.

18:17

Oh, when it is,

18:18

in fact, just a regular fatfish.

18:21

Mhmm. So I like how I say regular is

18:23

the coke fare. Right? Like -- Yeah. -- the

18:25

the reason know, unfortunately, like,

18:27

you know, your finish has got exposed a little bit. Right?

18:29

Yeah. Which is, like, you know, uncomfortable.

18:32

I mean, think

18:33

I honestly felt like memes aside,

18:35

I genuinely think it was one of the best things that

18:37

happened to me because one of my biggest worries

18:40

is like like like no meme. I didn't even I did

18:42

YouTube for a while, but like I never even streamed

18:44

because I was so worried about like getting people

18:46

in chat, like, you know, try to kink shame and stuff

18:48

like I it was so rins free. Yeah. It

18:50

was so rins free in my head about it. But then,

18:52

like, when all of that happens and, like,

18:54

everyone knows, I think everyone was

18:56

kind of like, okay. it's fucked up what he's into,

18:58

but also, like, if people found out why I

19:00

was hit, like, I actually had so many people that said, you

19:02

know what? What you're into is completely fucked

19:04

up. But if people found out why I

19:06

was into, I just kill myself. What's the

19:08

story? I think in

19:10

his imminent age, like, as soon as I would be

19:12

like ten percent as bad as what I mean. A

19:14

lot of people like to throw stones

19:16

Yeah. Not yet. That's only because your hands don't

19:18

need a glance. you

19:20

know imagine if you if there was, like,

19:22

a device that you can just, like, point at

19:25

someone like a gun and shoot, and it'll just

19:27

show, like, the most like, the five most

19:29

recent pornographic batista I would

19:31

like that to watch history. The five

19:33

most recent gift

19:35

webm -- Yeah. -- video,

19:38

pictures, anything. Well, like, do that

19:40

media. Yeah. It's it's genius. I like

19:42

you get much in your head about it. It's

19:44

like the the people that would say that they kill themselves

19:46

would be into stuff that is like not even

19:48

considered bad, like like, I don't know, like,

19:50

what? The most common king is

19:52

probably like feet. Like like, someone

19:54

here someone here in this room is into feet. Like,

19:56

no, ma'am. Isn't isn't this is what? It's one

19:58

in thirteen. It's like is it

20:00

one in thirty. I was gonna guess if I

20:02

remember. Yeah. I was gonna go close by now. I'm not a

20:04

I'm not a foot fetish expert. Oh,

20:06

no. One in thirteen. Oh,

20:08

no. I do have the viewer headed. Oh,

20:10

no. You literally pulled out the statistic,

20:12

like straight away, ma'am. So the thing the

20:14

fun factoid about foot finishes

20:17

is that it's it's literally something

20:19

that's physically wrong with the brain. Now the

20:21

whereas where a lot of finishes come

20:24

to fruition through like mama

20:26

where you get scared and then,

20:28

like, your kid and your brain and turn a

20:30

line and say that's like a coke. That that's

20:32

right. With with sexual fetish. Yeah. With with fucking strike,

20:34

isn't it like it? It's it's like two. It's

20:36

it's it's something with feet and something with the

20:38

brows. With the feet with the foot

20:40

finish in your brain, like,

20:42

physically in your brain, the structure, there's like a part of

20:44

it where where where, like, you

20:47

identify certain body parts

20:49

That's right. And there's one that's, like, head, is next

20:51

to eyes. He's next to

20:54

ears, and then ears, is next to arms, is

20:56

your next to leg, then and then Tokes'

20:58

lawyer. Then and then, you guys guys then

21:00

there's feet and feet is

21:02

right next to genitals.

21:04

So people think that's People think that

21:06

the wires cries in the heads of these

21:08

people, but there doesn't mean that something wrong with these

21:10

people, you know. It just means that the wires

21:13

Yeah. It's I don't think there's anything you want. You said

21:15

you said there's something it means there's literally something wrong

21:17

with this. It's not there's something wrong with this.

21:20

There's there's It's not it's it's something in their

21:22

brain that that there were

21:24

wires that are crunched. Yeah. It isn't a

21:26

giant thing. It's not a

21:28

bad thing. wait. I definitely would have

21:30

marked it. You should be careful because if this video

21:32

gets, you know, one point three million views,

21:34

you've just have been at a hundred thousand people. Yeah. Sure.

21:36

I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I can't do

21:38

that. Look, feed furnishes.

21:40

I stand with you with my

21:42

toes down. I I definitely would have marked people with

21:44

the foot fetish, but now it's I I kind

21:46

of don't really have any grounds to sell them anymore. So Yeah.

21:48

Yeah. Yeah. No. No. I literally

21:51

yeah. I literally can't. I have to follow-up with, like, yeah,

21:53

I can't shiny. Well, I don't know. But but there

21:55

could be someone with a king to the handstand. We're

21:57

like, whoa. Even it's like, I'm a

21:59

deflect up shit, but that is too

22:01

foreign, and that we're like, hey, even harder

22:03

for them. Anyway, so

22:05

unfortunately, your fetish is getting exposed. I have

22:07

to say, I got you've you've again

22:09

handled it remarkably well.

22:11

No. Yeah. I think most people in your position would

22:14

be like Yeah. I no. I

22:16

appreciate it. doing great. Yeah.

22:18

It's it's more just like Yeah.

22:20

Look like I said earlier, it's almost like it was definitely playing on

22:22

my mind a lot. It's like, you know, if people found out,

22:24

it's like, okay. Like, literally,

22:27

It was living rent free in my head for a little bit where it would actually be like,

22:29

you know, like a doomsday scenario of like,

22:31

okay. If people found out what I jacked off to, it

22:33

would actually be like over a lot like like not not

22:36

even career, but like for me emotionally. But then

22:38

then when it happened and I literally had to let you know set

22:40

in front of a camera like I admit what I whacked off to and

22:42

stuff, I was gonna do. Yeah.

22:44

It's it's weird because it's like

22:46

Again, people were accepting because it's like, you're fucked up a

22:48

hundred percent, but if people find out why I was into a

22:50

lot of myself. And also, it was kind of

22:53

like Oh, it's almost like because of that situation,

22:55

it forced all my skeletons out of the

22:57

closet. And because of that, I didn't really have anything

22:59

to be. Like like no meme, it must

23:01

actually be like It must be similar

23:03

to, like, how gay people must feel when they come out

23:05

or something. No. No. No. No. I know it's

23:08

unspark. I know it's unspark. No. It's unspark.

23:11

you know, it it generally pushing every

23:13

single skeleton out simultaneously and that's like

23:15

a Let's see here. all those big bones skeleton.

23:17

I I think you're right and like that it would have

23:19

I think it would have won a lot of your

23:21

audience over because there's no

23:23

doubt, like, a large percentage of your fans where he watches,

23:25

you know, the odd it has

23:26

a weird fetish. Oh, yeah. Like,

23:28

based on my fan base, Yeah. No. made

23:30

me my phone base. Yeah. It's gonna take

23:32

me quick Internet kids or people in the Internet

23:34

in general. Yeah. Yeah. The regeneration from now

23:36

on out is fucked sexually. Oh, no.

23:39

Absolutely. to give kids an iPad. A hundred

23:41

going They get people would have been on the same fifteen,

23:43

that fucking awesome. Like,

23:46

Seriously. Literally, hey, rules. You go out of

23:48

the YouTube livestreaming thing. You

23:50

can see stuff that's been for kids and I

23:52

swear to god, it's like, my crab zombies

23:54

with big asses giving birth to

23:56

the present or what smelling the

23:58

ass of a a bit of like a little

24:00

minecraft girl. it's genius how it's just like,

24:02

as long as there's an asshole genetals like, you

24:04

can just whack after anything. But, yeah, no.

24:06

No. Like It is it is

24:08

so weird how, like, as

24:10

kids get access to the internet younger and

24:12

younger, they will, like and I run like, there will

24:14

be so many more degenerates in, like,

24:16

fifty years from now than than what they are

24:18

now. Mhmm. So True. It'll be so

24:20

I don't know. Dejams. So

24:22

true. I mean, it's, like, half your fan base. I will

24:24

Yeah. Hell you. So all of my fan base, sir. Yeah.

24:27

It's a society that it was under that fetish. There

24:29

will be PhDs that you do research in on,

24:31

like, you know, how fetishes

24:35

are, like, developed and so. because we still we still don't

24:37

even know, like, fuck all. I mean, you you mentioned

24:39

it, like, pretty well earlier, like, not with the foot

24:41

stuff, because there's stuff. It's almost like how You should

24:43

have a trial trial who

24:45

trials you. Something that would scare

24:47

you. Yeah. Like, it would become internalized

24:49

as a fetish. The biggest example

24:52

for that that I've seen is, like,

24:54

you know, not is say anything about you,

24:56

but, like, actual legitimate, like,

24:58

inflation fetish came from, like, the Willy

25:00

Wonka movie where

25:02

I the the fucking bitch the the

25:04

Violet Bitch I know I know I know I'm gonna

25:06

do a blueberry. initiate the blue berry would have

25:08

a blue up into a giant blue berry. You know

25:11

that's like a whole subcategory as

25:13

well. It is. Blue berry. But surely,

25:15

that traumatized bunch of kids. Yeah. And they Well,

25:17

the only way my brain can cope with this

25:19

is if I turn this scary

25:21

thing into something that gets me around.

25:23

I like the fact how our

25:25

brains are so, like, underdeveloped

25:27

compared to society. It's like, brain

25:29

be like, do I remove this memory or do

25:31

I make it into something sexual? it'll

25:33

occupy a third of my brain for the rest of my life. It's just

25:36

so it's

25:36

so fucking out there at this juniors. It's

25:38

because there's there's power

25:39

in in your fetish.

25:41

I was like taking control back. Looks like

25:43

I'm gonna dominate this thing that feared

25:45

that may be afraid. Yeah. I'm gonna have a fucking

25:47

come with it. I'm

25:50

gonna fuck Freddie Kruger. Yeah.

25:53

Oh, no. But well, I mean, look like you say that

25:55

as well, but no mean. Look. Imagine the amount of

25:57

like girls and shit that like horror films. There's a kid like

25:59

screen and stuff. Yeah. They're they're they're wanting it's in

26:01

the wanting to fuck ghostface or like --

26:03

Yeah. -- the knife. Yeah. The, you know, the

26:05

seafreedy Krueger, and then they're all of a sudden they're dating

26:07

Bern victim. They go

26:09

to the Burger King. everyone wanna date anyone

26:11

wanna date. Yeah. Burger victims do be getting lit.

26:13

They should they sort of taping fucking knives under

26:15

their hands and shit. We're

26:17

getting off

26:17

topic. Will we ever on

26:20

topic? No. No. No. I'm

26:22

so sleepy, man. Yeah. I'm tired. I might

26:24

go I might go into bed. There's a lot

26:26

of trouble one. Oh, no video time.

26:28

So, Ray, you I'm gonna

26:30

go ahead and drink some game reserves. Oh,

26:32

yeah. Use code and misfits for ten percent. That was

26:34

the most, like, What?

26:36

You don't like it? Yeah.

26:38

You love them with a game of subs, but a gamer

26:41

girl. Good on

26:41

you. It's finished up. Oh

26:45

my gosh. Alright.

26:45

Now tell

26:48

the camera how good it is. It was

26:51

so good? It was like

26:52

life See, with your eyes.

26:54

It was so good. It was like caffeine

26:57

and flavor. What's

26:58

what's your code again? Code misfits.

27:00

Code misfits. Code misfits. How much percent

27:03

ten percent? Ten ten percent off. It's like a

27:05

ten in a way. It's like a ten in a

27:07

way. Wait. Which way is it being filmed? Ten in

27:09

a zero? Geez. Fuck. Fuck it. Fuck. It's a

27:11

one in A00 wait.

27:13

A one and a zero. There you

27:15

go. It's a zero and a one. Fuck off.

27:17

I give up. I give up. You

27:19

jerk off as a weird it, man.

27:26

Look, I like that. I don't do the

27:28

show. Right? I get personally attacked.

27:30

If I think there there's whole point of life. It's

27:32

so it's so no. No. No. No. No problem.

27:34

You did so well. It's that way. You didn't show the

27:36

product back yourself. Can't even back off. Listen. I'm

27:38

not talking shit. I just said

27:40

it's not doesn't mean it's bad. I think I just I think

27:42

you're so upset because the white food cups don't

27:44

have a fat one yet. Oh, no. On on ironically,

27:46

if I got one design, I would I would make

27:49

it fat. I don't even know, like If you want to press the disarm,

27:51

it'll happen. Yeah. Dude, if you want

27:53

to see if the fact, probably

27:55

cynical, the rifle cop Leave

27:57

a comment. Please. What would you try to

27:59

make it

27:59

happen? I beg. Alright. What

28:01

would the flavor be? This pure

28:04

lord. Look

28:04

at it. Cheesecake.

28:07

Cheesecake. Oh, oh, my god. Oh,

28:09

no. I was thinking one oh, yeah. No. I was

28:11

talking to, like, some of the people gave us

28:13

up some was talking about like getting like a,

28:15

you know, like

28:15

what flavor would go

28:17

with the color purple because that's like the

28:19

the brand of the character. Right? Eglin,

28:22

Oh, that'd be okay. I

28:25

was thinking like lean flavor, but let me

28:27

see. That's so lean to lean to

28:29

lean. When we to do that? Virginia's

28:32

Yeah. Lain and cough syrup, Virginia's. I

28:34

don't know if you shoot a hand with the flavor late. I don't

28:36

think anyone like, drinks robotizing

28:38

for the flavor. I don't think

28:40

anyone's drinking Lane for the flavor. Is

28:42

that why I put skittles in

28:44

it? they put skills

28:44

in it? Yeah. They put skills in Lens. It's

28:46

basically like you'd never drink Lien before. I've

28:49

never had Lien before. I'd actually like

28:51

to try I never had lean before. Yeah.

28:53

And he's such her. He's such her. Which is a

28:55

which is a lean podcast. He's never drank.

28:57

He's never done lean. He's a good boy. He's never done

28:59

we either. Very innocent. you and other

29:01

hand. Surprisingly, his entire personality is dude

29:03

bro dude to weed LaMau, and he's never done

29:05

weed. When did the feelings towards the Fat

29:08

Dragons begin? Yeah. When it

29:10

all started, what was the traumatizing

29:12

experience? I feel like I'm in a therapy

29:14

session, man. It's so cool. It's so funny.

29:16

This is actually free therapy and then they turn it

29:18

to a YouTube video. That's great.

29:20

I mean,

29:21

it was it it definitely was

29:23

low as a kid because because, you

29:25

know, what he was saying like, the traumage kit because, like like,

29:27

no meme. Imagine that when you watch cartoons and stuff

29:29

as a kid, imagine the amount of episodes where, like,

29:31

a fucking character would become, like, faster

29:34

and flayed or something. There's always one episode

29:36

here. Yeah. It's it's so weird how they always,

29:38

like, would go back on that. But again, it's it's it's

29:40

how what you said. It's like because it's trauma. Your brain just turned

29:42

into something sexual as a cop. But yeah, it

29:44

was it was but I I reckon,

29:46

honestly, I can't date

29:48

back it. I feel like one of those, like, fucking Buddhist

29:50

monks, like, traveling to all these temples. I was trying

29:52

to find them. I was trying to find

29:55

them. Yeah. I was trying to find my origin

29:57

story about pricing the fair dragon. What

29:59

the fuck? But I I reckon it was

30:01

a is that studio

30:03

ghibli movie spirit away?

30:05

Have you seen this? Oh. You know, the fucking character in it and no

30:07

face to the bottom? Oh, yes. Yeah.

30:09

He's with a oh, white

30:12

sole. Yeah. watch every time with this

30:14

stuffy and then I cry. I look down a

30:16

week. You're like, what is wrong

30:18

with me? I

30:20

don't want I don't want advise myself for every day. I

30:22

don't think I don't think it's really

30:25

the fact that you like your

30:27

such a nice normal person and you

30:29

have this this one. It's so weird to just

30:31

complete degenerate. Yeah. I'll tell you, dude.

30:33

It's strange. There's a lot of There's a

30:35

lot of children TV shows that are

30:38

old and even ones that are

30:40

new that have crazy

30:42

subliminal messaging of,

30:44

like, introducing to the

30:46

youth like these fetishes. This might be

30:48

a weird one. It popped in my head. I don't

30:50

know if anyone else has seen this, but you know the

30:52

do you remember the show totally splies.

30:55

Yeah. Abra, every

30:58

single episode of a totally splice. That's

31:00

where he's gonna completely catered

31:02

to, like, a different fetish. Mhmm. And

31:04

people, like, made a whole document about it. They

31:06

were, like, this episode here.

31:08

Like -- That's funny. -- it's funny. It's funny. It's

31:10

funny. Like, positing this

31:12

one here is inflation. This one here is as

31:14

asphyxiation. Yeah. Like and

31:16

it's like a whole slew.

31:18

Animation's really born, so they gotta keep themselves in

31:20

thing. The new teeth in the new teeth tightens

31:23

things. Like, all butts in --

31:25

Yeah. -- in in Yeah. It's it's so

31:27

weird. Like, they were all in latex

31:29

as well. Right? And it was like Yeah. It already

31:31

spliced. Whoa. Oh,

31:33

I was I was back home

31:35

at five PM watching night shift

31:38

every day. They wouldn't get it. They would

31:40

definitely get it. Yeah. It's it's I I thought you were

31:42

gonna say this as well, but there's like a common meme

31:44

where it's like people that work in the

31:46

animation industry, they're already

31:48

fucked up from a king and they would try

31:50

to, like, they project it into their

31:52

work and then, like, unknowingly, well, probably

31:54

knowingly. But they fuck up like a bunch of kids like, if

31:56

they're the same king as what it's supposed to be. It's not even

31:58

just like animation. Like, it happens all throughout

31:59

history. Like, all throughout the months. Like,

32:02

obviously, yeah, phallic symbols and teddy is

32:04

everywhere. What animators are building?

32:06

architecture is, I believe, based on It's like a

32:08

fertility goddess statue as well. It's

32:10

literally just like a fat woman that's

32:12

genius. Dooten. animators are especially

32:14

weird. Do you remember there was

32:16

a powerpuff girl's reboot

32:19

or something like three years ago or four

32:21

years ago. And one of the animators it

32:23

worked on it apparently really

32:25

wanted a fuck blast him. Like

32:27

like, the the path of a girl, Yeah. And

32:29

so he wrote, like, his weird choice.

32:31

Actually, he has He wrote he wrote his

32:33

self insert of

32:35

him into the show. That was

32:37

that was blossoms, like, love

32:39

interest in in, like, all of the episodes.

32:41

It's like Chris Chandler. You remind me of It

32:43

is, dude. Your remind me of, you know,

32:45

under time, ago. Yeah. You know what?

32:47

Unfortunately, I know a new deal. Did you

32:49

know I thought you're gonna say, you know, I'm gonna say.

32:51

Okay. So so undertale, whatever was

32:53

initially doing like funding, you

32:55

could pay money for, like, you know, you know, go for me. I was

32:57

like tears and shit. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

32:59

They had a tear where it was, like, if you gave one

33:01

of the highest mounts, you could have

33:03

your own character added to the game. Yeah.

33:05

Right. Right. And the character that got added

33:07

was literally it was a spider one.

33:10

Right? No. No. That was another one. Oh, no. That's genius shit.

33:12

No. because that guy paid less,

33:14

but Toby that made the game like that

33:16

character so much put them in as like

33:18

a mandatory boss fight. Right. And then the guy this

33:20

other guy that paid more and his character was literally

33:23

just like a fat fetish dragon. Like,

33:25

literally, like, I'm not joking. Like a fat dragon and it

33:27

had like fucking fedora and

33:29

it was so bad. And that guy It's really

33:32

ironic. No. No. Not even. And that

33:34

guy paid more money.

33:35

And then Yeah. Yeah.

33:37

No. He paid more money. And then Toby basically said,

33:40

like, in the nicest way

33:41

possible, your character fucking sucks, and it's

33:43

obviously fetish bait. Like like, please just

33:45

take I want you to refund me,

33:48

please. And then the guy's like, so

33:50

insistent. No. No. No. You're gonna keep me in

33:52

the game. So he got added into the game

33:54

as like an easter egg boss. You've got to like

33:56

set your PC at certain time. Like, he

33:58

he hid it so well into the game. It's genius

33:59

because it's just such a challenge. Of course, you know how

34:02

to access it. Anyways.

34:04

Anyways. Why is it what was the dragons?

34:06

I don't know.

34:07

What is it about? I don't I don't mind. Is it that

34:09

they always something against the drug? Is it the fact

34:11

that they had the capacity to eat? Like,

34:13

you Are you

34:15

in a war? Probably not as much. Nah.

34:17

Nah. So you wouldn't want, like, a really fat person to

34:19

eat you? You're vo

34:22

voided. So fat That's

34:24

crazy. Okay. That's a flattish that you could

34:26

definitely tell is is created by

34:28

fear. I think one of one of

34:30

the eight people have a warfighter. This

34:33

There's so many forty three. Forty

34:35

three. Forty three. There's so many people that

34:37

get fucked up on board. Like, they see like a

34:39

snake eating something, and they just get fucked up for life

34:41

on that as well. Did you see snake eating

34:43

an egg, and they're like, mhmm. No. It's not

34:45

quite dark. They they watch Shell with oil.

34:47

They look they look at it and they just go,

34:49

wow. I wish was me. How was the other one? Are you saying that, dude? You're

34:51

not commenting the guy? Oh, yes. Yeah. That

34:53

there's like what was the original image? So

34:55

the original image is like

34:57

a woman it's one of those like

35:00

poorly rendered CGI shit as well as

35:02

Genius. It's just woman cradling, and it

35:04

looks like a baby, but it's actually a little

35:06

man, like a twenty little man wearing a

35:08

diaper. And the comment is just the

35:10

profile bridge is just this fat man with a neck

35:12

beard, and he just comments like,

35:14

this is literally me. No. No. No. Wow. I wish that

35:16

was me. And you know because it was on

35:18

DVNR as well, it wouldn't have even been like a

35:20

bit ironic. It was just completely genuine.

35:24

Oh,

35:24

fuck it. It's iconic. Yep. Have you

35:26

ever written any comments watching porn? Have

35:28

you ever written a Yeah. Yeah. We've done

35:30

anything. Have you signed a new account? just

35:33

didn't Hug Me. I was, like, check off a night. I just I write

35:35

hate comments. I called the porn actress who's stat

35:38

nugly. Fuck

35:40

Very good. Did he just do that? Yeah, man. Does

35:42

it help with the knocking process if you're just abusive

35:46

to people? just

35:48

your reaction to post declaration. It's fucking bitch. It's fucking you that

35:50

piece of shit. I like to imagine he give,

35:52

like, the biggest donut to get the woman's attention

35:54

in salt and then charge back he'd

35:57

get he'd actually get off to charging back as well because

35:59

it

35:59

spikes them more.

36:02

Yeah. There's some people there

36:04

that fetishized giving with the people money. Oh, the pact. you seen

36:06

that thing on Twitch where the the girl bullied

36:09

the dude for for, like,

36:11

only donating a dollar or something. She's, like, I only

36:14

get forty cents. Like, do

36:15

more. Do more right now where I'm gonna ban you and the

36:18

guys are giving like, I'm not I'm

36:20

not meaning. I know, like, okay,

36:22

disclaimer. We've already established this right. I know I

36:24

cannot king shame anyone. I'm about a

36:26

king shang Like like,

36:28

the the whole pay pig thing is literally

36:30

just I will never understand it. Like,

36:32

you eat pig. It's called a pay pig. Yeah. Yeah.

36:34

So basically, you'll get these women I've seen it on TikTok

36:36

as well. It's like a couple of trends and they will literally

36:38

just they get a man

36:40

and he's basically like like a

36:42

humiliation king, for example, that that's kinda normal? Well, it's

36:44

not normal. But it's like it's it's kind

36:46

of un like, kind of semi

36:48

common. But what they do is they get off

36:50

specifically about like getting a man taken into the

36:52

cash point and then just like he will withdraw like thousands and then

36:54

just give it and then he will like Neil and

36:56

Grovel and the woman will just instill in front not

36:58

being enough

37:00

and then he'll go to the bank, write like a check, like like, these

37:02

guys will literally empty their bank account in,

37:04

like, the space of, like, a couple hours

37:07

just to get like a semi. It's just Wow.

37:10

Yeah. The sex urges him strong.

37:12

Yeah. It's it's literally the occupiers are gonna fit

37:14

out of the brain. It's probably just

37:16

like hijacks them. Yeah. Like, what the fuck? The thing is as well, it's like you're

37:18

literally like the way I see it because I don't

37:20

understand it. It's like you're

37:22

paying literally thousands or tens

37:24

of thousands to get a boner. It's like

37:26

Mhmm. I wonder what the postulate clarities like

37:28

for those people. Weeping. actual

37:32

We've we've pulled the photo that Jimmy

37:34

Carr love to hear that.

37:37

What's his love? I

37:40

did tax evasion. because he he did, like, fat tech. He was

37:43

on some scheme where he did, like, legal

37:45

tax evasion through, like, offshore

37:48

accounts. Yeah. Or something. But, yeah,

37:50

it's just strange. Love that you called it fat, tax

37:52

evasion. Mhmm. III

37:53

didn't say the word fat. You

37:56

did? No.

37:58

I didn't. did I? I probably did. Yeah. This guy's got his armor on you, you

37:59

know, such as a he's loving. I

38:02

feel like he's been touching my arm. It's

38:04

been his sleep for forty

38:06

minutes. Have you lost all the blood

38:08

flip? Yeah. I'll I'll take your arm to come in.

38:10

We'll swap we'll swap sides. Did six

38:12

times ten. It's still oh, it's it's

38:14

okay. I was just, you know, yeah, just like that.

38:16

Alright. Let's think it's the office to be cool. She's

38:18

just tough for us. How does it how how do you feel about the

38:20

death of the queen? as I hit

38:22

you? She fell off. She didn't

38:24

actually fall off. I mean, the

38:26

genius thing is our new prime minister got

38:28

sworn in Bayer and then she died, like, two

38:30

days later. Oh, yes. Right. Liz, the new premise are

38:32

terrible. Well, that's what you

38:34

mean. Liz Truss.

38:35

Yeah. We I mean, the James

38:37

thing is But every

38:40

time that a new prime

38:42

minister gets sworn in, they always let

38:44

media and take a shit. They always pull up old

38:46

footage. They said it's like, you know, here's what you said ten

38:48

years ago. You stand by that now and it's like, look, they

38:50

said something about Liz, where it's like

38:52

she's saying, like, you know, fuck the queen abolish the

38:54

monarchy and then she's like shaking hands with the queen. Like,

38:56

hello, I didn't mean I didn't know. It's

38:58

incredible. I'm, like, substituting someone. They just

39:00

say them. Dude, she totally cooked some waffle

39:02

white rice in the microwave and shook

39:04

hands of the bitch. What does that even mean? It means she

39:06

finished her off. Yeah. She doesn't She doesn't

39:08

benefit from her end of life. She she crushed up

39:10

those beans.

39:12

I see. Have you watched breaking bad? Yeah. I'm actually re watching it right now. It's what

39:15

I was saying. It's so good. It's so good. It's

39:17

so good. It's so good. Yeah. They'll actually bring

39:19

up the rice and potlets three

39:22

times. Yeah. But but better course, it's all slower, but it's definitely got like a

39:24

bigger payoff. I still think breaking bad's better overall.

39:26

Yeah. Yeah. Like like the queen dying.

39:28

And what that was like, at

39:31

your family's reaction. Oh, yeah. because people I mean, a lot of people seem

39:33

really upset. boomers yet. No. We're just, like, understandable in

39:35

a way, I guess. Well, like

39:37

boomers had an actual tie to her. So, like, for

39:39

example, my my mom was, like, actually,

39:42

ironically, weeping -- Mhmm. -- like, over it even

39:44

though she

39:44

never, you know, like, none none of

39:46

us ever really cared about the queen and something. They got a

39:48

lot of royalists in the UK, they like shield the

39:50

queen. Right. Like, obviously, it's

39:53

so weird seeing her you know, like,

39:55

fall off finally. But You mean, fall off is she's death to

39:57

you. Yeah. You said the final falling off? She

39:59

fell off. What

39:59

do you think she's doing up there

40:02

right there? watch it over

40:04

us. Do you mean

40:05

down there? What do you I

40:07

mean, actually, last time you were on

40:09

the podcast, we were talking about, like, the

40:11

royal family having a piss finish a lot. I don't know if you

40:13

remember that. Oh, I don't know why we I don't know why that

40:16

I don't know why I remember that as well. Like I

40:18

did, they all had fucked finish. there's there's actually

40:20

been like a double kill in the royal family since then

40:22

because prince Philip

40:24

died. And now it's the queen as well. So

40:26

yeah. They've been slowly they've been slowly wiped

40:29

out. eradicated. Yeah. I

40:30

mean, most people, it's genius how most

40:32

people kind of like celebrated even though they kind of

40:34

didn't even know what was going on. It's just

40:37

like someone because most people like, someone with more money than me

40:39

died. Yeah. It's just the easy joke, I think. I mean, we

40:41

can Oh, yeah. You talked about it. That that's an

40:43

interesting thing. Right? Because I've noticed that

40:45

I said this is a meme to like

40:47

my mates, but it's actually like true.

40:50

If, you know, the queen dying, everyone

40:52

mocks it, Yeah.

40:52

If someone like Jack's deputy Kai died, there would actually be like candle videos

40:54

outside and like stands weeping, but

40:56

because like the Queen and her

41:00

family didn't try to, like, interface with the Zoomer generation. Well, the Queen

41:02

handle client then. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. deal,

41:04

bro. Like, like, like, no, ma'am.

41:06

If she was

41:08

doing, like, Tiktux when she was doing like Harlem shake, she would've actually got like

41:10

a following. If she tried to, like, you know,

41:12

even some, like, she's trying to give her the with

41:14

the trend. Yeah. If she been

41:16

megabuyer, I didn't get fucking with

41:18

the queen just like Gordon Ramsay or something. But yeah.

41:20

Like like because she didn't try to interface with Zoomers

41:22

like all the fans were just like,

41:24

Free reign. Free reign. because obviously a lot like for if you mock someone for example

41:27

as a like dream, you take like a

41:29

shot of dream, you will have stands in

41:31

your replies like God defending

41:34

him, but regardless. Like, even if you make like a subtle joke, that's why so

41:36

many YouTubers kind of like, you know,

41:38

they'll they'll make like a snide

41:39

comment, but they won't she,

41:41

like, go for him on Twitter. Mhmm. But, yeah, like, the queen, it's, like,

41:44

open season, everyone mocks. Everyone mocks. She has more

41:46

money. She's not relatable. It's true. I

41:48

mean, I guess she had a pretty good

41:50

life. Yeah. Speaking of other YouTubers, I have this game I

41:52

wanna play with you, where I read that

41:54

game. I have a list

41:56

of YouTubers and just various

41:58

celebrities as

42:00

well. don't like No. I just wanna get,

42:02

like, your I'm gonna read them out to you. I just wanna hear, like, your, like, a short summary

42:04

of it. Whatever comes to your mind. They're,

42:06

like, dad, like, a sentence.

42:09

Yeah. Okay. So so it can be like a sentence or

42:11

like -- Okay. -- optimally one word. And then and

42:13

then you could explain why you say you're worried.

42:15

It's whatever comes to mind.

42:17

Alright. Zoey Berger.

42:18

burger She fell

42:20

off. You remember the

42:22

way burger? I think because I was looking through your channel

42:24

and I was like I did a video I saw one of the videos

42:26

on here and I was like, oh my god. I've been talking about

42:28

I I talked to her in private afterwards, and, of course, she

42:30

was actually really nice. Yeah. Yeah. At the time, it's just genius. So

42:33

nice bit fell off. She

42:35

was the grandmother of of

42:37

the modern he grew. She was the first person

42:40

that would get a kill and call the duty and

42:42

then touring. Really? Like like

42:44

bending over, writing on the whiteboard. Yeah. It's

42:46

like change she she might

42:48

have used her question. Team, she might have used it. That's true. Yeah. Jesus. Tabooskis.

42:52

Tabooskis? Now

42:52

He fell off.

42:56

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. But I

42:58

emphasized a little bit I

43:00

used to watch Nebraska so that I sold his Minecraft

43:03

videos. Yeah. that. It's it's so weird. Like, he's doing you know, he's

43:05

doing, like, vlogs inside his car now or something.

43:07

It's so like, I I get the

43:10

people kind of can't

43:12

do YouTube forever and they have other businesses, but it's so it's almost miserable seeing

43:14

someone that was so, like, highly

43:16

regarded just doing like skits so

43:18

rumblings and car. It would be it would

43:20

be funny if, like, he were all, like,

43:22

disheveled and, like, unhinged in his

43:24

car, like, going up to a drive through, and he

43:26

gets, like, nugget and a biscuit. And then he's like, his hands are

43:28

shaking. He's like, he's making any

43:30

skys. Remember do you

43:32

guys? This

43:34

biscuit guys. It didn't mean

43:36

recently re upload, nugget in a biscuit look

43:38

like it within the past two years. Dude,

43:40

yeah, even though it's like an eight year old song, he

43:42

reuploaded it just to kind of like farmers. It was all like a

43:44

renaissance too. Yeah. because you know how people

43:46

bring up shit eight years later, but like ironically,

43:48

like like Ray William

43:50

Johnson. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know that's coming

43:52

back now. Case in

43:54

point. The true

43:54

of darkness and darkness

43:57

and darkness.

43:59

the

43:59

the team

44:01

on, dog apology. Medi

44:02

B reps.

44:05

Medi Brap.

44:07

That's it. I literally when I saw his

44:10

name, I literally just saw Matt e

44:12

Brappes. What's

44:14

a brand? a fart

44:16

noise, like, brab.

44:17

Marina Joyce. Marina, how

44:19

the fuck is she again? She's the

44:21

crazy eyed woman. Marina, she's

44:23

a dog fucker. No. No. No. No. No. You totally made

44:25

a video about that. Oh. Oh. Where where

44:28

is we Oh. She's the one that everyone

44:30

thinks, like, a sports

44:32

league video. that that was like a gun in

44:34

her room and people thought she's been held hostage.

44:36

Yes. Most

44:37

normal British woman. Yeah. Yeah.

44:39

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nice.

44:42

Gordon Peterson. It

44:43

sounds like Kermit

44:46

on auto tune. Yeah, best.

44:49

Oh, no. Whoa. It's not the

44:51

bloody balls. It's not the bloody balls. How

44:54

are the tide of

44:56

exclusively stuck? My

44:58

mind is clear now. That's

45:00

exactly right.

45:04

Yes.

45:05

can't see if there anymore.

45:07

Tree. He walks behind a tree. I I still

45:09

I still remember that picture of him. Not that

45:12

video of him would like Marina Joyce. No. Not

45:14

Marina Joyce. Let's see. Who's the

45:16

one you said earlier? The other guy? So

45:18

he's yeah. They're all twerking in that. And he literally

45:20

just looked like he was being ready to be picked

45:22

up from school. He just looks so out of his head. Did he had his flannel on the

45:24

jeans, the glasses, and then it was what

45:26

were the hell were they

45:28

called? Watts? Like

45:29

like the luxe house? I

45:31

think so. Yeah.

45:32

This guy seems like a nice boy. He is an

45:34

HPC. He's still kicking. Yeah. I

45:36

still see a couple of these videos and recommended this baby.

45:38

Little baby. Only use me

45:41

blade. Only use me

45:43

blades. alcoholism. Jesus. Yeah. He's a bit

45:45

of a sad one. Actual alcoholic or an

45:47

ironically. Gabby Huddle.

45:50

fuckers. I know the name,

45:52

bro. Yeah. She was a she's one of the

45:55

beef with rice gum, b She's gonna buy the

45:57

David Dobrik's crew, and then she had

45:59

a beef and then, no, she's a little Just the

46:01

most normal woman in LA, and I really feel this

46:04

nature. Yeah. No. Like like, I did a video on how

46:06

in the second

46:08

channel recently just like she actually had like a manic break did you

46:10

see. Yeah. She she posted like okay.

46:12

She posted like fifty TikTok

46:16

a day. It was insane. It was just like these bizarre rumblings

46:18

and shit, like, so weird. And then

46:20

and then she had a a fan just

46:22

walk into her house and she's filming

46:25

and stuff at so weird. Yeah. Yeah. I feel

46:27

bad for YouTubers that have I mean, episodes

46:29

publicly. You know, the best thing is as well, like,

46:31

I read into that a little bit. This is

46:33

the most, like, a classic LA moment. Right? So fan comes

46:35

in, invites himself like like lies or something or like, you

46:37

know, takes advantage of her goodwill or

46:40

like more that she's having a

46:42

manic episode. Yeah. And then

46:44

when he leaves, she keeps you kind of

46:46

realizes shit, I'm just invited random, kicks him

46:48

out. What does he do? What does the LA

46:50

guy do? He runs and gets a Publicist a book

46:52

about it or in a article. It's just like

46:54

What a word? Yeah. That's a

46:55

good social. Regular. Regular. That

46:58

guy, if he was in

47:00

my bed. would only love you

47:02

if you were a woman. I would give him Royce

47:04

and Shane

47:05

Dawson fell off

47:07

and then he got a personal

47:09

trainer, maybe full back on. I'm not sure. Dream

47:12

lookalike. Gebel

47:12

Cup. Dreamalike. Asthenius

47:16

is We'll probably get to

47:18

treatment. Never mind. Oh, have you got

47:20

treatment on the list? No. It's surprising. I

47:22

just like I like how we did the first

47:24

reveal, just human troll face entire time. That was interesting.

47:26

Yeah. Like like people people like it. Yeah.

47:28

Though it's no breaking. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely for a face

47:30

reveal a lot. Like, my face reveal, I

47:33

don't a greased pig. I mean I hate my favorite

47:35

videos so No. No. It's

47:37

the worst. You genuinely look pretty much the

47:39

same now. Like like you look Good. Tell me

47:41

that. No. No. No. No. But but you look good though. Right?

47:43

Like, you know, like, jawline and facial hair,

47:45

like, actually clean. You know, I don't know if I can break it

47:47

up. I had the pleasure in the face reveal that

47:49

I was gonna say. try yep. It was a fresh

47:51

face, a little baby. Baby face. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. I remember

47:53

doing it like when I did my face reveal

47:55

like it's genius. I look like

47:58

a greased like an actual glazed ham. I I looked terrible. But

48:00

then in the next video,

48:02

not even that. The next video, I understood

48:04

what lighting was, and then -- Yeah. -- just Yeah.

48:08

No dream. dream obviously got bullied a lot because that like like it's

48:10

pretty obvious. I can't believe the matter what. The the

48:12

picture of that is the picture of that kid

48:14

that got

48:16

leaked like, the the fact that on the bench, it's obviously him and obviously, you know, like like

48:18

respected, he lost all the way at, like, managed to

48:20

work out. Like, people calling him ugly. He's

48:24

just cope for. Yeah. Just Yeah. Dude, he yeah. It was man impressive

48:26

to see well, it was, like, a five year old six year

48:28

old picture of him. Yeah. Yeah. He

48:30

did a lot of work. He put in the work. A genius how

48:32

he was coping saying wasn't me. It's like it's

48:34

obviously you. But the same time, like, I get it, like I'd

48:36

lie as well. You know that. But yeah. He probably

48:39

yeah. Yeah. Baby.

48:40

He's having a

48:42

crack. Anthony Fantano.

48:45

Anthony

48:45

Fantano. He like he

48:47

likes

48:48

okay. You know

48:49

what? He's based.

48:52

He likes he likes Blaze. He likes Echo City. Yeah.

48:54

He likes all the shit artists that I like.

48:56

You're a greenery? Yeah. I'm just a greenery. I

48:58

like Yeah. So do you do you like black

49:01

midi? One one. No. That part time. They're they're British band. That's why

49:04

I'm asking. Is it similar music? Or

49:06

No. It's like super praggy. I've definitely

49:08

heard of them before. Yeah.

49:10

know, like, can you listen to, like, trying shit much? Or I used to

49:12

do a bleeding quite a

49:13

bit. And I'm not a young man. It's

49:16

so like, I talked to Dolan about this

49:18

a lot. junior. So just a way to

49:20

say, Lady, be like, I make a song and then I

49:22

just sing it all off key and then release

49:24

it. It's it's half true. It's

49:26

kinda true. You said Banger's a little.

49:28

Yeah. Definitely. No

49:29

fuckers. Russian

49:31

baby. Yeah. He's actually juicing right

49:33

now, you know. He's probably gonna yeah. Yeah. Just he

49:36

dives with Draf he's in Georgia, son. Yeah. He moved to Georgia, like Georgia

49:38

the country. Yeah. I was yeah. Keep people keep

49:40

forgetting that's an actual country, but he

49:44

he's just covering all the Russian stuff now. And obviously, getting perspective of someone that's actually

49:47

Russian -- Yeah. -- it's cool. because obviously, yeah,

49:49

if you criticize Russia, while in Russia, it's

49:51

like off to the gulag. Well,

49:53

you know, it's on to the front line. Do you like

49:55

all front line have you killed regardless, sir?

49:58

Yeah. I'm happy for him, man.

50:00

Definitely.

50:00

He's doing

50:02

well. Quebel

50:03

Cup. It's

50:06

doing these

50:09

calls. I love I love the Dutch

50:11

accent, man. It's so good. I yeah.

50:14

What's

50:14

I remember Sonya BT released

50:17

a video about him falling off. I I met him

50:19

in person once when he was dating that as

50:21

you go. Like, yeah, he is pretty nice. But I

50:23

feel that most YouTubers, you're gonna meet in person. They're kind

50:25

of like actually just not a complete psychopath. They completely

50:27

Yeah. With the disorder of their old world. He he's one of

50:29

those YouTubers that just spread out and did everything right. So

50:31

he did YouTubers. And now

50:34

he's like, got a video game studio in shit. It's it's

50:36

insane. Yeah. It's pretty well here. He's

50:38

like Dutch Jesus for the little curly

50:40

hair. curly long hair? The last one of the list

50:42

is Morgues.

50:44

Moggs. No. I I respect him. His baby. He was a baby.

50:47

Yeah. He actually did him. No. Never. But like

50:49

he had, like, a glow up. He

50:51

actually got, like, because he was

50:53

pretty fat originally, but but then he, like, he

50:56

lost way e toned up. And

50:57

then did you see the video he dropped

51:00

talking about, like, his like, him

51:02

away from his owner? No. I haven't like, you take

51:03

it a little while. Okay. So, you know, he did all the cringe shit, like,

51:05

the poor challenge. Yeah. He

51:07

did. Yeah. Yeah.

51:12

Yeah. board games, Ira. Yeah. So

51:14

today, guys, I'm gonna do the polls,

51:16

technically. Yeah. It's all like you got

51:18

bronchitis, I don't know why. But

51:20

yeah. So he did a video because he got to realize he was

51:23

falling off a little bit, so he took a break. And then

51:25

he came out with a video basically talking

51:27

about how he's moving

51:30

away

51:30

from the persona and stuff and like where he's been and like how he doesn't

51:32

wanna do that kind of stuff. And, like, it

51:34

actually did,

51:35

like, pretty much kill

51:37

his channel by doing that, by moving away from that content, which

51:39

is my most YouTubers biggest fear. Yeah. But

51:41

it's almost like he kind of found like solace

51:43

in it. Like like, you know, he's like free from

51:45

the Jackals. And he's got a big fuck up house. He's got

51:48

money. So, yeah, a lot power to him. I respect it. Good

51:50

on him. Yeah. We and, you know, as

51:52

opposed to, like, being,

51:53

like, twenty five and still doing, like,

51:55

the poorest challenge part five thousand and just

51:57

being a soulless husks. Yeah. Yeah.

51:59

It's almost like being able to end, you know, you know, walk out

52:01

on your own terms slightly -- Yeah. -- as opposed to

52:03

just rotting, making I like that.

52:06

Yeah. And what and

52:06

what do you think about misfits? I

52:09

like

52:09

them. Yeah. I like playing games. Yeah.

52:12

You like games. They're nice games.

52:14

because they they put me in this suite for

52:16

free. They get me a free bed,

52:18

free pajamas, I like

52:20

them. Oh, my game missteps. Ten percent

52:22

off.

52:22

What what misfits? Speaking of PIECAS.

52:24

How's your how's your PIECAS doing?

52:26

Oh, yeah. We put out a PIECAS

52:28

called TVTBA. To be honest. Yeah. To be

52:30

honest. Yeah. No. We're doing well on

52:33

that. That's me, Dolan, Nurred

52:36

City and colossal. It's a

52:38

good show. It's a good thing. I

52:40

appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm happy with it. It's

52:42

it's kinda nice to be able to do a podcast. It's definitely

52:44

not money. definitely not money wise.

52:46

Yeah. It was just like fun to check with the boys. I like

52:48

you didn't get the joke. They're all, like, they are literal

52:50

money for instance. Oh, yeah. You

52:52

literally get, like, broke. Once I found out how much, like, the

52:54

hate three podcast makes. Oh, my love. Yeah. I don't even realize

52:56

you guys are doing the ads and shit. No. No. We are

52:58

now. We literally just got set up with, like, an agency

53:00

now, but it's actual, like, holy money printer.

53:04

It's insane. Yeah. Obviously, like, being able to, like, talk and shit. But, yeah, like,

53:06

it's it's it sucks because of

53:08

time zones because you guys, like,

53:10

you know, doing your episodes,

53:12

you're usually all doing it in person. Mhmm.

53:14

Yeah. So yeah. You don't really

53:16

need to worry too much about talking over each other. But

53:18

then, like, with with us.

53:20

You've got a guy from the UK, a

53:22

guy from America, a guy in Mexico,

53:24

a guy in Australia. So

53:26

it is literally like Mexico. colossal. Colossal.

53:29

Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. He's he's like part of Mexican.

53:31

He's got like family down there. Yeah.

53:33

Yeah. No. I know.

53:36

Just spread out fucking everywhere's genius for the They do this

53:38

inorganic. Yeah. Now here's it's

53:40

every time we call him, you can always just hear,

53:43

like, the housekeeping ladies hide in

53:46

the background. I say to him like, the the housekeeping with.

53:48

Yeah. I just say to him, why

53:50

don't you clean up your own house? I'm I'm I'm fucking

53:52

doing that. I've I've done a bunch of money

53:54

to make. Wow.

53:57

Alright. It's actually a good impression. I

53:59

was thought that he

53:59

was in bed with me. I got

54:02

startled. Is he something he

54:04

would say? is old. He's very old. His

54:05

burns. He's very old. Was he another j

54:08

station boy coming out? I think

54:10

there's

54:11

stuff working on it at the minute. Yeah. Did you

54:13

know how many times, like, Jay stations had threatened them and shit

54:15

with legal action? It's genius.

54:18

So so what he did was I think he started to

54:20

threaten them with

54:22

legal action say he's gonna sue you. And then when he realized the lawsuits would

54:24

never actually go through, he's like, okay, fuck you. I'm just

54:26

gonna try and ducks you know, like posting

54:28

ducks and stuff. Thankfully, none of them were correct,

54:30

but yeah, it's just It's great a The

54:32

legal route doesn't work. I'm just gonna try and

54:34

ruin your life now. Yeah.

54:36

Average, not least, psychotic youtuber.

54:39

Well, we've all

54:41

figured the death of her girlfriend before. Okay. Sure.

54:43

Like, he's gotta be somebody. It's like almost like

54:45

a YouTuber right of

54:48

passage. Yeah. car driving off

54:50

a bridge. PDP bridge. And and

54:52

what about your own channels and stuff? You're

54:54

doing well, man. Yeah. It's nice to see

54:56

your content right now. I think, like, assume it's

54:58

best for No. I

54:58

appreciate a lot. Like, obviously, we've got the we've got the main channel. We'd

55:01

like the game reviews and stuff that we've got the

55:03

label into. Yeah. because it's it's pathetic for

55:05

me to, like, make content that

55:07

look like I really do enjoy it and then as well. You

55:09

too. Yeah. And what I've started to do is, like, sell out

55:11

a little bit and like upload daily, unlike

55:13

my other channel, like my power

55:15

of life. Mhmm. because I live streaming shit now. That's great.

55:17

By the way, look, I can see why you do it

55:19

as well, like live streaming. Like, it's so So I haven't

55:21

been doing it a lot

55:24

recently, but Oh, no. I remember lurking you, like, playing days gone and stuff like that.

55:26

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a wild bit. Yeah. Yeah. It's

55:28

like six months ago at least. But yeah. Now I can

55:30

say, well, like, chat interaction stuff is is

55:32

genius and

55:34

also just complete money printer. Like, I can I can see why

55:36

people like Critical fucking do that, man, because

55:38

it's literally you react

55:40

to something you

55:42

get donations, you get subs, and then you turn

55:44

it into a video and somehow make even more

55:46

money. It's just yeah. And then I'm gonna

55:49

Use the money made from that and, like, use

55:51

it into the bigger long form projects because I

55:53

wanna get like a standard project.

55:55

Yeah. Fair. Funny. I like that one.

55:57

Like, he said fat ass, but the sex part of my

55:59

brain will lose.

56:03

Nice

56:03

man. Well, I'm fucking

56:05

so to see you thriving. Sure,

56:07

man. You too. And you should have a a business seminar about

56:09

money printing and all the things

56:11

you can do on YouTube

56:13

to print money. after you

56:16

seem like talking about money for interest. Yeah.

56:18

And like Hey. Well, I was calling I

56:20

never considered just printing money. You know how

56:22

Jake pointed at that business channel where he, like, talked

56:24

business, if you do that. You guys don't worry about that? Yeah.

56:26

Yeah. So so many YouTubers end

56:28

up doing, like, that they'll sell out and

56:30

do I mean, Andrew tated that as it's,

56:33

like, they'll have, like, a business package where it's,

56:36

like, they'll teach you how to be a

56:38

YouTuber, but it always ends up being

56:39

the same shit. It's, like, oh, no, two

56:41

to three times a week

56:43

be consistent. Be yourself like

56:45

that. Yeah. It's so simple. so

56:47

that shit too. Yeah.

56:50

It's like it's so much harder to get into YouTube than, you know, I

56:52

I reckon it's harder for for people to get

56:54

into YouTube now as opposed to

56:56

when we

56:58

got in. Yeah. Like like when we got in, it would still definitely look I'm

57:00

convinced. Like like, you know, to

57:02

to be relevant, you do need some

57:04

kind of like consistency and disciplined

57:06

book to

57:08

actually get in in, I feel a lot of not all of it, but a lot of it down

57:10

to like RNG. Mhmm. Like it is,

57:12

you know, I feel that's why like so many YouTubers

57:14

have like fucking impostors syndrome

57:18

and shit. because they

57:18

just feel like it's like, okay, I got in, but I feel like I kinda did it

57:20

because I'm lucky. Like, why if someone else got in instead?

57:22

I think every generation of YouTubers has the

57:25

same I remember thinking when I was telling, like, there's no way this

57:27

will work. It's too late, like, upwards of the like,

57:30

it's gonna be so hot. Yeah. I think it happens

57:32

every time. It's just that, like, if

57:34

you have the thing that people want at the time. Very good. Every

57:36

every week, this is gonna be

57:38

hard. Every youtuber I've talked to seems to have like a

57:40

little bit

57:42

of impulse the syndrome. No doubt, dude. It's almost like they can they can be

57:44

replaced and shit. That's with any high ranking

57:46

position anywhere. Yeah. Unless you're

57:48

like an actual

57:49

psycho and you just like their

57:51

own laws and say, you know, you know, the kind of people that go down

57:53

to their environment. Or if you go like a ten year degree, like,

57:55

yeah, if I can earn the shit definitely for

57:58

sure. Like, I feel like if you have that,

57:59

you're not like, Oh, distributors.

58:02

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when youtubers, it's like, oh, I

58:04

mean, video I'm gonna draw a billion there. It's like,

58:06

hey, you you've got people like like the

58:08

side menu like KSI in that. Like I remember seeing all their, like, degrees that

58:10

they've got, like, grades and they've all basically, like,

58:12

flunked most stuff. But then you've got

58:16

a big star in that group. And Vixstar actually got like a everything.

58:18

He's a bright boy. Yeah. He he deserves

58:20

his place. He's he's more intelligent

58:23

than me. Well,

58:24

maybe you watching this could

58:26

be the next tyrosine nickel. Maybe

58:28

you could have a strange I

58:30

mean, I mean, yeah, I was gonna say you you

58:33

wouldn't want that. the neighborhood. You wanna not wanna You wanna join

58:35

the misfits? You need to have straight

58:37

a's. No. No. No. No. No. In school,

58:39

we're gonna check the report part of of

58:42

everyone we hire. true.

58:44

Stay

58:44

in school, guys. I think

58:46

we're at the end

58:47

of this this program. Yeah. It's

58:50

awesome. I got a sled. I got to go back. Can

58:52

I be Big sperm.

58:54

Big sperm, little sperm. There

58:56

was big sperm, love you. sperm, little

58:58

sperm. I'll be oh, give me

59:00

a little sperm. Good night, guys. mean,

59:03

you're not boys. How do you turn off fucking light?

59:06

jack

59:10

off as a weird shit one. Try

59:14

by it.

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