The Misery Report is back for the first time since March 2022 and there is a lot to catch up on. Why can't Baruti stick to a podcast schedule? Are the Phillies really going to blow it AGAIN this season? Jalen Hurts is a franchise quarterback and the Philadelphia Eagles are cruising through the NFL season. Who blew up the Nordstream pipleline? Jeffery Dahmer was eating humans? No one likes sports in Denver, Colorado. The Phillies are definitely making the playoffs. Term of the episode: Leaf Peeping. Also, Hunter Biden is a crackhead and it's time people acknowledge that.