Two old farts in the night, Martin Kelner and Will Buckley, casualties of the brutal deracination at the Guardian under the regime of Alan Von Rusbridger, tiptoe round the outer rim of journalism, delivering not quite cutting edge comment on the scandalous lack of a knighthood for John Terry, the benefits of private school education, why everybody about whom Kelner has a celebrity anecdote has recently been visited by Operation Yewtree, and Will's unnaturally small mouth. Includes audio delights from the Kelner archive; the history of The Beatles, a classic timewaster 'phone call, and a lady singing about her bathroom.