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The. City's number one and welcome to
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Melbourne. This is the Karlovic. Ios. From
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us, you know a girl. Whose
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flag collecting? Have not heard of this
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before? Now this is what I think
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it is. Them will introduce you to
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Cocoa everyone. Cocos Walk in she's sitting
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down. Cocoa is a flag collector Now
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I'm not sure what this is but
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this is what I think it is.
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Jackie Yep she travels the world having
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sex with gorgeous dude that she finds
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interesting and then immediately after they leave
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in the Eu by goes to the
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souvenir shop and Basel tiny little flag
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to add to United Nations bedroom is
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a law. That's kind of guy. Well what?
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I mean cocoa cause is what do you
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tell us what's happening? welcome by the way.
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Well. Can thank you guys Think Yeah!
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And so I mean I'm not
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going to a little shop and
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covering my all and flags and
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not little less. Are so it's
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nothing to do with real flag collection. They're
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collecting of the flags, dinner is sleeping
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with people in law. That aging only
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thing that they're planning their flag in
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a yeah. Yeah, oh, I get
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it. And how many different
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countries? Are we talking? So far is
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a hundred and eighty countries on Earth with
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different flags. So I've got my little less tear
1:15
frenemy so that I don't forget. Okay, there is
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a lot of flags on that screen out of
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their. Yeah. We conquered all those flags. The thing.
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A Working on a higher. Over
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forty. So far for dry
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for nationalities? Yeah, Let's go through
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some of them. Okay, yeah. What Do
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You go? Okay so like my very
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first flag was America which everybody would
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be like of course she's American, are
1:37
going I'm not and what maybe you?
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Hey now yeah. Yeah okay you know
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what? I love that Canadians amid a
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few Canadians over the is always beautiful.
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similar sort of human to Australians. You
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know how Americans don't yeah they can't
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Yeah those are kind of as a
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more aligned yeah so ideas of how.
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old were you when that happened the first
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guy Oh,
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I was I was within consent age. Yeah.
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Yeah How
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old are you now? Wow,
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you look 25. Thank you. It's lots of
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Botox You're
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funny. You're a good-looking woman. So yeah, have you
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ever been knocked back as a guy who said
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yeah, and I'm not having Oh, yeah, maybe
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they had a girlfriend Oh probably to be
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honest like in the time when I was
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collecting with the majority of these flags I
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was a hot mess of a human being
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What do you mean cuz you look very
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well put together quite a gorgeous woman. Thank
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you quite not quite Quite
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a good no, she is I was
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in big party stage. Were you on the cocaine
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or what? Yeah I
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used to say it's actually cocaine and vodka that
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used to keep me so well preserved, but it's
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apparently not it's just good I'm sure you've seen
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Okay, so we started with American then we where
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do we go to roll a few off
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for some of the weirder ones There's one
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country on there that like I don't even I
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wouldn't be able to point it out on that
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map What is it? It's called Djibouti never heard
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of Djibouti. Where is that? No,
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no, the country's very tiny. Sorry Did
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the guy do it in the booty as well or oh
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we should have done it in the booty I would
3:19
have made sense. I called it a booty call. That's
3:21
good enough Yeah
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Oh, okay, right you went to
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Africa to have sex with this guy or just
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happen to be in Africa Neither.
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Okay. So a lot of
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these people I met while I was traveling
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and they were traveling as well I haven't
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particularly been to each of these countries. I
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have no idea Well, you will you spot
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like an Indian man and think I haven't
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had one yet. I'm gonna go target him
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I've had so many Indian men now Tell
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me the truth and this is what I believe I don't know
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I've never had sex an Indian man Our
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Indian males The wonderful love
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of the karmasutra makes us think. It
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was these cars abandoned girls know sites
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still doing all sorts of pretty women
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and mothers savvy sound. The made a
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rotten. Know they're not legs com
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a suitor lovers Exactly By M
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I Expand. The. Likes of Beauty.
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Tehran of America is booty say like
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that either. Thought
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I would. As as as now
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a time. Of the zebra drivers is a
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months with the breath and maybe that explains everything.
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What else what other out on
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the ones like random random last
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smelly sound is a certain nationality.
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They're great in bed for good
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now. I like, I like. Ah let's
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he knows. With only no noise Go
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we go and make them go. Was not when
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he. Leads. You to bring of
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a hero so high I'm he behind
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rican the nine hundred mile. An hour
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or less if my news. Feed.
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Me Pet a salon focus on. On
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a board I mean border as and am
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Pedro old when he had some of that.
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You have what's called a tiny penis live
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very small. very yelled of I see arm
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got a very small penis. Moses wondering is
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it just me or is it other latino
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as well? what's your vod their them and
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Xenos good. The little paint that the little
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kids little all that had see the. Little.
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What do you think? Assesses? Sorry to hear that
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said. Don't know that My legs fans. Were all
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you got. The dangle is what. Makes said. Listen,
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I love us a good as a serious
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as Israel there there's I see they're coming
5:23
in. And what about
5:25
a Sunday and Men and mail? And man like
5:27
me to step it up a little. Bit. What
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are we doing wrong? You're. Just not
5:31
putting in any effort and you
5:34
need to wash your hands. More
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sense than summarized. This is the
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as is. This is a Knopf.
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I apologize. On behalf of the sun
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would aim is I haven't found that anger
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Now Singing Those Observed Always. Say that we
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have a lot of Friday's the I say do
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not like it's. Right or who wants to
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use them face And because some dude wouldn't
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wash his hands. I. Love a trade he
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had. Their hands are so strong but they
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really needs us gov than else. Yeah.
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right? Okay, so dirty fingernails and
6:01
then not putting in enough as it
6:03
would have they do just go straight
6:05
to the wham bam traits. A doggy.
6:08
Strides of you know what to rid of
6:10
her mean I read this on the why
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didn't you find the wrong ones I was
6:14
wearing The Australian men are known for not
6:16
really putting much of an incident. Ross
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And so because we're not grade pompous
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is because so much flavor out there
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is enough to put a big if
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it in these days. You
6:26
know the me. And. I wouldn't use your the
6:29
putting off a city that we do so.
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Hard to ride. Listen I know that I sub
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is really hard like I can imagine doing all
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the hum thing the way that you died as
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a as a killing I love. Ya know,
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Aussies when I go that route and
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sides are I've had some anti Israeli
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winning you think you had sex with.
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Lots. Of how many roughly give
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us a number. Over. A
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hundred Ozzy. I'll
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have another. The surveys assists. A
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you may have the last odd because I
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know on a I use. The
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when you say you sleep with forty
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nationalities. That. Could
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be like end of the one?
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Absolutely so. Fourteen sl Either mean
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I've slept of forty People know
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about what do you reckon? your
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body counties? no clue. and the
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hundred but definitely under thousand ssl
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guys or thousand family under sound
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as. Bad.
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As he's only ever allowed. Is
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a number though he. Dies ssh Axes only
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had a bad we're not sure
7:35
when I saw some see admitted.
7:37
How many different men said busy with ice
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since he got divorced? Now I feel it's
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doubled to see when have been. how is
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for won't see a fad last feel like
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unreadable fast So now she's back to glory
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days again. Sees. Rude and
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the young bloods with Emma who cause he's
7:53
very secretive about it was his only had
7:55
six with Weidman. Was. Missing
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out on with this flavor men they
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wouldn't would see missing. Sell. You like
8:02
your booty? Be nice. To
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see the sit back here and wait To the A. Law
8:08
saying right now, do you live in
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the Indians? I can eat that. The
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delay groceries. Seizes.
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Are suffering him like a book superhero
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says? We just kinda savaging that heart?
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Healthy cells Yeah! how do you like
8:24
the booty Eden Just. And yeah, like
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yeah yes so well it's a
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nice is not blessing at all
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night and ah. Ninety
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One was enough for you cause you like
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you've etti. A Do Not Mine once a
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yard Christian girl subdued southern tongue in the
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minors or know he dogs are the like
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trump that sat like some sort of mouse
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traps. And. I sort out of bed.
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I was so horrified. Us is gotta
8:49
use a flatter tongue. And
8:52
long as latter some for your flattened
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it out. Yeah, this was. Like
8:56
you know someone say then yes ma'am.
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Really, really suffering or wasn't into
9:01
it at all. I'm always Austin.
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Not. Roman Mtm for like guys who
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eat as. So it's a
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we raise it is the ice does the A
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was. Necessity. On and on were more
9:12
guys are into at these days. As
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to what it would it would otherness know the.
9:17
My own you have an integer meaning see him and
9:19
midsummer the on a did say you are. Had
9:21
been like a lot of Europe. And
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what? He saw him there. Were
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some of as as I said mix I
9:29
have mixed reviews for Europe. like my first
9:31
guy from Germany. Was
9:33
really really boring and then like later.
9:35
On So the Germans were my old
9:37
into teams are I know they're not
9:39
really. But then later days I had
9:41
examined guy who is like looking for
9:44
feedback and you encounter like seal and
9:46
to sell. Looking for me? That that makes.
9:48
Your views on Germany. Have never
9:50
looked for feedback. Never. Really?
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Never asked. How's that? Maybe.
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Just ask your eyes on. Cbc.
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Might like that. On. A
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C. He's giving me a bad review. You know what I'm
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like, Jackie. Then you've got to get better. He's got a
10:04
fear of that. A fear. A fear
10:06
of failure. My first wife, I was rated a two once and
10:08
then I never got over it and we had to get divorced.
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I was already doing a great job. Thank
10:12
you, darling. So, yeah, what
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else did you notice about Europe? German,
10:18
mixed. What about London
10:20
guys? Jackie loves the London guys. I
10:22
have been with a couple of British guys.
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Is it the accent? Well,
10:27
I don't know. Not necessarily. It
10:29
wasn't nice. It was the one that was interested in it,
10:31
really. It's nothing to do with it. What do you
10:33
think of British guys? Most of my... Oh,
10:35
actually, I forgot about that. I've had a
10:37
really good experience with a British guy, but
10:39
there were always like messy, messy party experiences.
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Yeah, the best. Yeah. But one was lots
10:44
of fun. I remember like we were both...
10:46
I don't remember what we were on, but for
10:48
some reason he had clown makeup on and I
10:50
just had to be like, don't look at me
10:52
the entire time. Oh,
10:54
wow. So, what was this a checkup party
10:57
you think? I don't think it was. Why
11:00
was he wearing clown makeup then? His name
11:02
was Ronald and he worked at the fast
11:04
food shop. It
11:06
would be like a kid's entertainer that had
11:08
just come home from work. I do not
11:11
remember how he ended up with a clown
11:13
makeup on. My makeup was still normal. Yeah,
11:15
okay. Okay. So, he was fun.
11:17
Did he pretend to be the clown in the
11:19
bedroom or did... No, he definitely was like... He
11:21
definitely... I made him look away the entire time.
11:24
And what made him so good? He
11:26
was lots of fun. I went
11:28
back for him many, many times. Never again with the
11:30
clown makeup though. No, never again. No, that was
11:32
a one time thing. And where do you live
11:34
in Australia now? I'm in Gold Coast. You're on
11:36
the Gold Coast. There's a lot of pumpers up
11:39
on the Gold Coast. Listen guys, I
11:41
don't have much of Asia, so if you guys
11:43
want to come see me in Gold Coast. Okay,
11:45
so which part of Asia do
11:47
you want? The Chinese, the Japanese,
11:50
the Burmese, the Filipinos, the Koreans,
11:52
whatever. All of those. Yes,
11:54
yes, yes, yes. I don't think I have
11:56
any of that. Have you ever done group sex? time
12:00
yeah I've never had a gangbang would
12:02
love to are you just the one girl that the
12:05
Asian gangbang yeah
12:08
gangbang is one girl Alfie you're
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not Asian sit down bro Alfie
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stand up Alfie so she knows who you are Koko
12:14
that's young Alfie hey how are you I thought that
12:17
was oh he's our little girl did you think that was
12:20
Pedro no he's little as well
12:22
out there's me that's me that's me
12:24
stand up get known Pedro there's Pedro
12:26
hi little Pedro with even smaller Pedro in
12:28
his pants and
12:30
there's Alfie now Alfie has had
12:33
carhead by a listener just for
12:35
working on the show a great
12:37
experience this is impressive right that was
12:39
her thank you yeah I just
12:41
thought I worked on the show I didn't
12:43
even talk to not even kissing just straight
12:46
in the pants Wow that's very rude yeah
12:48
Lebanese are you Lebanese bro no I cause
12:50
Italian Sally on how
12:52
do you find the Italian do
12:55
you like it I'm looking I'm like scrolling
12:57
scrolling the way you tell you you
13:00
must have had an Italian right yes
13:03
and no Alfie get blown an Italian off
13:09
he's like one of my best friends but I've never
13:11
slept with because he's like one of my best friend on
13:13
me you mean when you mean blow him off you mean no no
13:16
go away or do you mean yeah like
13:18
his dick was in my mouth okay floppy
13:20
toppy right so and that's
13:22
and just a friend will get that well
13:24
we're both in the industry so it
13:26
was like this porn oh
13:29
you're going home I just thought you
13:31
were normal you've had so many
13:33
oh not why always majority of
13:36
this list came before porn yes
13:40
it was just a rat and when you went through
13:42
your whole face during your divorce I was
13:44
going through my whole face during my backpacking
13:47
days I got it Brooklyn
13:49
did you carry on like this when
13:51
you're on your computer yeah I did
13:53
I did of course why go overseas
13:55
if you're not gonna have sex with
13:57
people so if you want to follow
13:59
Coco Especially the eyes
14:01
analysts holiday. Inn and Italian
14:04
now. Cocos aims to world
14:06
it's your Instagram handle. Always
14:08
the porn stuff had a we see that. Oh.
14:12
Kobe on porn have. Hang
14:14
On Roads Advance free code
14:16
code by. To. The C
14:18
O C O B A T
14:20
I E. And you know if you
14:22
want to pay for a there's also only San San
14:25
are. You on the only fans would he do and on that.
14:27
And will when. I
14:30
saw myself for you got fellows, Come in and.
14:33
Everything. So that's actually where I told
14:35
you I did an orgy that sexually
14:37
available on my own this Enron. And
14:39
that's a few girls as he. Jude's
14:41
three girls, Four guys. What's the scenario?
14:44
It was. He doing what I was
14:46
a scenario in the rankings u do the same
14:48
problem. Totally do the acting. I. Was
14:50
so has his father says since I
14:53
was denied. Sauce like the guys are on their
14:55
phone, look in a hooked up some girls and
14:57
they're like throw a Halloween. Party. And so he
14:59
saw a test that the bulls let's. Ask
15:03
and that's only thing. A
15:05
Cs. And I think he is
15:07
as on foreign have. Yeah. Rondo
15:09
is Dan. Rather than help me get all
15:11
down and as the ads are a marvellous
15:13
attribute or our ogre to be gathered around
15:15
the like all about. I like to have
15:18
you ever seen his self getting pumped on
15:20
the big screen? Absolutely. He has. Has I
15:22
added a lot of my own way? So
15:24
your your your your three sixty on
15:27
this you notice blame if. You're
15:29
a i seen inside our model
15:31
for work tile. Yeah well I
15:33
have a husband or boyfriend or
15:35
special fella or a happy being
15:37
single. I. Have special people in my
15:39
last that I usually keep to myself. Satsuma.
15:43
Love to hear. No one wants to
15:45
see that you're in love. Know everybody just wants
15:47
to hear that I'm a slut. Us
15:50
and of use of someones I soaked seeds
15:52
would his so. Ah well. Thanks Tall
15:54
guy so much for coming in his place
15:56
in a major England and good luck with
15:58
the ice and on. The oil as
16:00
he gets flooded on as full as
16:03
says he says you when you say
16:05
is an orgy or has he gets
16:07
flooded his. Editor Yeah, I'd. Sell.
16:10
Me and. I'd I'd say rise of
16:12
here Have you ever been on a done the
16:14
because he probably. Now. That's
16:16
so when you say Pataki than you
16:18
think like lots and lots of time
16:21
on my face. Or do you think.
16:23
I'm on it's own. Don't think that is Ornek.
16:25
top. I've seen a both ways in a cup.
16:27
grosses me out. I don't think I can do
16:30
that. Ah, Ah my name is this
16:32
is your drinks after your said. What
16:34
about the plus to funnel. Oh
16:37
no I died. I can only doesn't
16:39
like a lot as I don't know
16:41
I've used isn't though as I say
16:43
I get headaches car guy or. I
16:45
also the best. Just remember that. Lindsay
16:47
birds they will if you want to call us
16:49
and you celebrate. Your zone. I usually avast
16:52
the never have them back again. That
16:54
a when as excited that zero. Zero
17:00
Zero.
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