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our interest last week on the Nancy

1:34

Reagan story. First, let me say

1:36

good morning, buddy.

1:37

How you doing that?

1:38

I'm doing good man. All right,

1:40

Nancy Reagan, let's hear it what you got?

1:43

Well.

1:43

I've had some people ask me what the heck is that

1:45

all about?

1:46

Right in nineteen eighty seven,

1:48

the first lady came to Point of Beadro when

1:50

I was at the PGA tour to

1:53

open up a drug rehab center as

1:56

youthful. With people like that, the

1:58

Secret Service, you have to get

2:00

a security clearance. I

2:02

had some reason to believe I might

2:04

not get okayed. I

2:07

didn't want them down there to know that. So I went

2:09

to the Reagan advance man, who

2:11

was Pat Somerw's center in law, and

2:14

I said, well, check out and see if I can

2:16

get the clearance. And they got

2:18

back to me and he goes, well, listen, you don't

2:20

need to try, and that's all he said

2:22

to me.

2:23

He wouldn't say anymore. So I knew.

2:26

And the reason why I did know was

2:28

back in nineteen eighty one, Ted

2:31

Turner called me home on a Sunday morning,

2:34

and his first thing goes, hey, listen, have you gone to

2:36

church yet? I know why,

2:38

but anyway, didn't the CIA try

2:40

to kill Fidel Castro? And went

2:43

yeah, I think yeah.

2:45

He goes, well, last Thursday I was

2:47

duck hunting with him in Cuba and

2:49

I could have blown his bleeping head off.

2:52

I went, geez. He goes, anyway, you're gonna

2:54

like him? I go, I'm gonna like it. He

2:59

said, yeah, I promised him that

3:02

you would do the Cuban All Star Baseball

3:04

Game on TV. And

3:06

I'm thinking to myself, now,

3:09

this is six months that I don't need. Well,

3:12

it turns out it was in six

3:14

weeks. So we

3:18

go into the office on Monday morning and

3:21

we call the State Department and we

3:23

talked to them. A second call. They

3:25

call right back and they said we will

3:27

not sanction this trip. And

3:30

then I said to him I'm thinking him

3:32

on it. But he goes, uh, uh, you're Foridel

3:34

Castro's guests. Well, great,

3:37

okay. So I fly down

3:39

there for the first meeting and it's

3:41

a tough meeting because the guys there I'm talking

3:43

to don't want to do this.

3:46

We did neither. It was an

3:48

afternoon game.

3:49

Nor they've been planning for a year and

3:52

we had it in prime time, so they're

3:54

very difficult. So we break

3:57

and I go to my interpreter. I said,

3:59

look, I want you to be a little tough when

4:01

I say this. So we went back in

4:03

there and she was translating for me.

4:05

I said, look, I don't want to do this. You

4:08

don't want to do this, but our

4:10

guy told your guy, and your guy told

4:12

my guy.

4:13

We're going to do this game.

4:15

If you want to tell your guy you don't want to do it,

4:17

fine, I'll leave. Well, we

4:19

broke for lunch. We came back.

4:22

They had another spokesman who as nice as he could

4:24

be. So we went back to Atlanta

4:26

and we start planning. Well,

4:29

I tell the promo department about the

4:31

telecast. The next

4:33

morning, I get called to a seven

4:35

o'clock meeting in Turner's office. The

4:37

sales department is in a panic. Coca

4:41

Cola and Eastern Airlines called

4:43

they were going to pull sponsorship because

4:46

the CEO of Coca Cola was

4:48

a Cuban ex patriot, and

4:50

Eastern Airlines headquarters were in Miami

4:52

and they were going to be picketed. So we

4:55

said oh, we might be able to do this game.

4:58

They came back to me. He said, no, the game's on.

5:00

Will you have no commercials, no promos?

5:03

And then five weeks later, I'm on the

5:05

way to Cuba and

5:09

I'm there and my secretary says, now, don't

5:11

forget to send the.

5:15

Wing number.

5:16

That way, they don't shoot you down.

5:19

Michelle, Michelle,

5:21

and I've got Bob Neil and Craig

5:24

Seger with me, and a woman

5:27

who said to us, she spoke Spanish. CNN

5:30

told us, if you're on the fifth, fourteenth floor

5:33

of the Haban Malibre Hotel, your

5:35

rooms are bugged. So we get down

5:37

there. Certainly enough, fourteenth floor

5:39

on the on the hotel. So

5:42

then comes up Sunday night, right

5:44

before right after rack patrol.

5:47

Nobody knew what was coming. Here

5:49

comes the Cuban All Star Baseball

5:51

game. I don't think anybody was watching it,

5:54

but they we put it on. So

5:56

the next day we have a lunch. The game

5:58

was not eventful, and the vice

6:00

president welcomes us. He gives us two boxes

6:03

of cigars, expensive each, and

6:05

he sends us home and by

6:07

the time we got home, he only had one.

6:09

I don't think I think they must have stole one from

6:11

us.

6:11

Oh, we got hassled

6:14

with customs I mean really really

6:16

hassled, put in a put in a

6:18

side room for an hour before they

6:20

let us out. Went back to

6:23

Atlanta. Nobody had a copy of it. I

6:25

mean nobody in history right now

6:27

knows this game ever existed. I

6:30

went back two times to get copies. I

6:32

can't get one. So over the years

6:35

I've noticed when I've been when I've been traveling,

6:38

I always get a second or maybe even a third

6:40

look at customs man.

6:42

That is wild. It's all that trouble.

6:45

You just had to dump it after rat

6:47

patrol on the superstation. Good

6:49

stuff. I love it, hands and we'll

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say what you got on TAPA next week. Can't

6:53

wait, buddy, love you mean it?

6:55

Okay, buddy, see you next week.

6:57

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out of Appomatics, Virginia. Good

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morning, John, Hey

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body, welcome? Why John

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noted Diogo? Ask Tatter some questions.

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She'll give an answer. You agree or disagree

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to bells for two buzzers and

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Here we go, Mabby. This

8:30

look at a survey that was conducted

8:33

in nineteen seventy seven.

8:35

All right, Hanson, what

8:38

was the main reason that more

8:40

men were not taking jobs

8:43

as secretary?

8:44

Ah, they're hairy legs and nobby knees,

8:46

I think is what was probably

8:49

reason.

8:51

Most men you know didn't know how.

8:53

To type, didn't know how to tie.

8:55

Yeah, John, do you agree or disagree?

9:00

Agree with that said

9:03

the pay was too low?

9:06

Oh well well

9:09

excuse.

9:10

Us, yeah, pardon.

9:11

I think we got that out of the way.

9:14

I was fixed early on.

9:15

It was alright, then, well, here we go.

9:18

We need here.

9:19

In nineteen fifty, the

9:22

FBI released their first ten

9:24

Most Wanted Fugitives list.

9:27

Were there any women on it?

9:29

Oh? Yes, if you count

9:32

Hoover. Hoover, he

9:37

would like the like

9:39

the clothing.

9:40

It was the name of bud Light.

9:43

Maybe so maybe so Okay,

9:45

sure, I don't.

9:46

I have no idea what he meant by that, So I'm just

9:48

gonnairls.

9:51

Yes, there were women on the most wanted list.

9:54

Back to the game.

9:54

I'm sorry, I thought that you needed an

9:57

out so.

9:59

So so you did you

10:01

say? Yesterday?

10:02

I said, yes there were women on this.

10:04

Yes, there were women on the top ten

10:06

Fugitives list, John, agree

10:08

or disagree?

10:12

Disagree?

10:13

And that was the thing

10:15

to do. Yes. No, The

10:18

first list was published in March in nineteen

10:20

fifty. All ten were men.

10:22

Yeah, apparently we were too busy being secretary.

10:25

Don't break any laws?

10:27

All right, good work, John, Here we go for

10:29

the win or loss, Taylor.

10:31

When it comes to snow skiing,

10:34

Okay, who's more likely to

10:37

have an accident on the slopes? A

10:39

man or a woman?

10:41

Well?

10:42

Women, And that's why I always packed

10:44

some you know, adult diapers just in case

10:47

it's a long run.

10:48

Not that kind of accent? Wasn't

10:52

many kinds of ac You

10:54

try to be stuck up there? Who's

10:57

more likely to have an accent?

10:59

A man?

11:00

A man?

11:01

John? Agree or disagree?

11:05

I agree? Agree with that? How

11:08

about that? Statistics

11:10

say the woman? How

11:12

about that? Well? Dog got it? Yeah,

11:17

I did not get that one. But

11:19

we got a consolation prize for you

11:21

before we let you go. John, thanks for playing

11:24

with us. We thank you,

11:27

all right, buddy, thank you. Hang Onna

11:35

Wright. We're gonna jump out and catch you up on

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your news on the other side. All right,

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got one of them Bell Silver's top

11:42

ten lists. That's your big

11:44

old laugh. Good

12:21

morning, there's a big shan on the radio. All

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12:26

right, one of my favorites in the studios.

12:29

Turn it over to Bill Silvers.

12:31

And you're one of my favorites. Hello, friends,

12:34

Bill Silver's here.

12:35

You're welcome. We're

12:37

three years into the Biden presidency. People

12:40

are paying nearly a thousand bucks more a month

12:42

to survive. The border has more holes than

12:44

Bunny and Clyde's car, and gas is so

12:46

expensive. Nascar will soon be a foot race.

12:48

But I'm bumm. See

12:51

what happens when you let the dead vote shame

12:53

on you. What this country needs is

12:55

a good laugh. If only we had a reliable

12:57

source of entertainment that could make us laugh and forget

12:59

our troubles.

13:00

Wait, we do.

13:02

It's the forty sixth president, Captain

13:04

Gaftaznik himself Bozo Joe.

13:07

But Bill, how can I tell when Biden's going

13:09

to say something stupid?

13:10

I'm glad you asked.

13:12

Here are the top ten signs Biden is about

13:14

to say something stupid. Number ten, he

13:17

visits the site of a natural disaster.

13:22

Number nine, Ukraine asked

13:24

for.

13:24

Another check, Just one

13:27

more. Number eight.

13:29

The White House Press Secretary openly

13:31

drinks on camera. Number

13:35

seven, a reporter asked him to explain

13:37

biden nomics.

13:39

Good luck with that.

13:41

Number six.

13:42

Trump gets indicted for spinning on the sidewalk.

13:46

Number five and my personal favorite,

13:48

he tries to say vivek Ramaswami.

13:53

Number four. Someone asks him who the

13:55

vice president is? Number

13:59

three, it's an election year. Number

14:02

two He introduces the delegation

14:05

from Botswana

14:08

and the number one signed that President Biden

14:10

just said something stupid.

14:12

It's a day ending in Why.

14:45

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14:47

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Twenty minutes away entertainment news.

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What to watch now? Alright,

14:57

here goes studios.

14:58

Good morning, John Boy, Billy and

15:00

everyone out there in big show listening land.

15:03

Right, So, what's the latest happenings in

15:05

dismal sleep in South Carolina.

15:08

I'm glad you asked, joh Boy. As

15:12

you know by the pallen on your truck, the

15:15

marathon sneezing fits, and the dismal

15:18

Seepage Technical College failing to get

15:20

into the NCAA tournament. Spring

15:22

is upon Us ought

15:25

to help take everyone's mind off of that.

15:27

Every year at this time we throw

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our annual Dismal Seepage spring.

15:32

Flings spring flee That sounds

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festive, Oh it is.

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This is Dismal Seepage is exclusive

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Celebration adults

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only.

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Yes, it's a literal spring fling,

15:46

a swinger's weekend where anything

15:49

goes. Baby, It's

15:53

like that movie The Purge, but no one gets

15:56

killed. They just get lucky.

15:58

Well, hold on, when you tell folks spring

16:00

fleeing, they're gonna think about a flower

16:02

show and a big barbecue or something.

16:05

Well, there was a weenie roast last year,

16:08

but that was unintentional. Word

16:12

to the wise, never go near an open flame

16:15

when you're naked. Ah, things

16:17

went from kinki to combustible very quickly.

16:20

Gave new meaning to the word hot dog.

16:22

Ah.

16:23

Any of these flaming body parting jokes doing

16:25

anything for it? Thank

16:28

goodness. The guy in the bulldog costume

16:30

was a volunteer firefighter.

16:32

A bulldog costume.

16:34

Like I said, anything goes ironically.

16:36

We had to ask him to leave. He wouldn't

16:39

stop dragging his butt on the carpet.

16:42

You gotta have some sort of standards.

16:44

Yeah, sub people, sheesh.

16:48

So if any one of your listeners is interested

16:50

in quote unquote sampling the

16:52

local wares, just call a

16:54

hotel and make a room reservation.

16:57

Watch the hotel the

16:59

halfway in figures.

17:02

So how does all this happen?

17:04

I mean, what are the rules?

17:06

All right? Well, guys up to age thirty,

17:08

they've all put their underwear in a big box.

17:11

Ladies step up and pull out a pair of drawers,

17:13

and whoever the owner is, that's their partner.

17:16

So if you decide to go commando,

17:18

you're out of luck by go uh. Well,

17:21

what about folks over thirty.

17:23

Well it's different for all ages, Say thirty

17:25

to fifty, you draw from a box of sunglasses

17:28

and fifty to sixty five is a

17:30

medication bottle.

17:31

Over sixty five dentures.

17:35

Gross tell

17:37

me, well, the

17:39

good news is they always fall asleep before

17:41

they can really do anything. Most of them are

17:44

hard of hearing, so they just sleep through

17:46

all the noise from the adjoining room.

17:48

That makes sense.

17:49

And when the sun comes up in the morning, John

17:51

boy, everyone convenes

17:53

in the dining room for the big morning

17:55

after breakfast buffet courtesy

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of the restaurant, Shay what.

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It's a heaping bounty of grit's gravy

18:06

and uncomfortable silences, followed

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Portable practice free

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healthcare services.

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Yeah, there's usually quite a few who feel

18:19

the burn. If you follow me, I got it.

18:22

Well, listen, I'd love to stay and talk, he

18:25

tried to say convincingly. But I've got to run.

18:28

There's a lot to do before the big dismal

18:30

Seepage spring Fling.

18:31

Festival, lots of paperwork.

18:33

No, I've got to go for my all over spray

18:36

tand I'm gonna get jiggy with it.

18:40

So if you're feeling amorous and aren't

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too glamorous, come on down to

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18:58

Good morning, It makes you is on

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your radio.

19:01

I'll tell you, I've never seen anything like it in

19:03

my life. The sun's belly up. There's food everywhere

19:06

flying through the air, and blights and bowles and hands.

19:08

People eat them with their fingers, their feet, other

19:10

people's feet.

19:11

It's unbelievable.

19:13

Oh you were the spreads.

19:14

You can't imagine ribs and chickens

19:16

and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big

19:18

sticky.

19:18

That's what it's like at the John boy a Bully Pig Show.

19:21

It's a buffet from start to finish.

19:22

There should be a cover charge. I'll tell you.

19:24

The only thing missing napkins. I guess

19:26

that's what your shirt is for. You fat like

19:28

cleaning bill over my head. You gonna

19:30

eat that.

20:06

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Marcy Taytor Moran, let's

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wash doween.

21:49

Let's look at the box office from this past

21:51

weekend.

21:52

Coming in number one.

21:53

Debuting there was Challengers, the

21:55

sexy tennis drama, sorrying Zendaya

21:58

as wild.

21:58

I hadn't even seen anything tennis

22:02

drama.

22:02

The tennis drama. Yeah, it's about a tennis

22:04

player. She was pro and then she blew out her knee

22:06

and then she was.

22:07

Like the coach.

22:08

One was her boyfriend, another was a good friend, and

22:10

then this a three triangle

22:13

kind of problem.

22:14

The last tennis thing I watched was about Serena

22:16

and Venus Williams. Daddy

22:18

would raise.

22:19

Him up, King Richard or something like that.

22:21

I think it was. That's very good. That was kind

22:24

of a little drama.

22:25

Well that this that was kind of based on a real true

22:27

story. I don't think that this was not.

22:29

I got you wow?

22:31

All right? So Challengers you had him, had

22:34

him right there, I didn't.

22:36

Second.

22:36

Coming in second was Unsang Herema.

22:41

Sorry Unsung Hero.

22:43

Yeah, that's the drama about the formation of the Christian

22:45

rock duo for King and Country.

22:48

You talked about that.

22:49

Godzilla Kong the New Empire

22:51

came in third place, dropping from

22:53

first to fourth.

22:55

Civil War well that's not a good

22:57

sign, is it.

22:58

Well, I just those other movies kind of stuck stuck

23:00

up there for like two weeks, I think two weekends

23:03

or something.

23:05

I don't fact. I just appreciate

23:07

you looking at me while talking.

23:10

And coming in fifth place?

23:11

Was Abigail? That's that movie?

23:14

That's horror hard.

23:16

No, she's a real chick, but horror movie.

23:18

Yeah.

23:18

Or she's like a vampire or something crazy.

23:22

Yeah, See he's not really looking at

23:24

you there behind whatever. Whatever.

23:27

It works for me and it pushes me

23:29

through. Tell

23:31

me Wizard of Oz.

23:34

Catching up on the NFL draft on the week.

23:38

Put those highlights on.

23:39

Don't worry Packer later on today

23:42

we'll straighten it out.

23:43

I'm sorry, goah, can we can I keep my

23:45

friend? Let Packer have his

23:49

in theaters this Friday?

23:50

Star Wars Episode one, The Phantom

23:53

Menace?

23:54

Now has that already been out?

23:55

No?

23:57

No, this one hasn't. Has it?

24:00

It asked?

24:00

It asked?

24:02

You said, backing, Yeah,

24:05

with Ewan McGregor Liam Neeson.

24:06

Really, Frank Oz releases the same thing over again,

24:09

Natalie Portman, why do you want to go see

24:11

that again?

24:12

Hello? Fourth of May, May the fourth

24:14

be with you? May

24:17

the fourth that

24:19

Saturdays made the fourth.

24:21

Look at this marketing genius.

24:22

Yea, if

24:25

we had the budget to hire us. In entertainment,

24:27

I don't remember Liam Neeson being in that.

24:29

I don't think you had a set of skills. In the Galaxy.

24:32

You had a lightsaber. I knew that him and

24:34

the Samuel Jackson. You

24:37

thought it was new I did

24:39

because it was in the It was in the

24:41

Outfits Friday.

24:43

All right.

24:44

Well, the fall Guy, that's

24:46

a new one that has Emily Blunt and

24:48

Ryan Gosling. He's a a stunt man

24:51

and like everyone in the stunt community, he gets

24:53

blown up, shot crashed through through women's.

24:56

That was like a TV show back in the

24:58

day, right, majors. Yeah, it was a different

25:00

thing. He was a stunt man, this

25:03

is. But he was a good.

25:04

One, all

25:09

right.

25:10

For those of you who want to stream

25:12

new and old stuff, Unfrosted

25:15

is on Netflix. This has

25:17

comedian Jerry Seinfeld in it. And

25:20

if you've ever wondered how the pop tart was

25:22

invented, Jerry Seinfeld explores

25:24

his origin story in Unfrosted,

25:27

which he wrote, directed, and stars in.

25:29

Yes, Jerry about pop

25:31

tarts, that's right.

25:35

He made enough money.

25:38

I mean, what's the deal with pop darts?

25:40

They're not frosted. I'm

25:42

gonna make a movie.

25:44

Other comedians on Netflix will be John

25:46

mulaney presents Everybody's in l

25:49

A and Cat Williams Woke.

25:51

Folk Cat

25:56

that is

25:58

very good.

26:00

Be with you.

26:02

Oh right, well, let's get us a winner. Let's

26:05

play worthy word. We are ready to go. Let's

26:07

get a couple of contestants one eight hundred Big

26:09

Show you told Free line across America. Team

26:12

up and play next. Good

26:38

morning, It's a big show on the radio. Roll

26:40

into your Wednesday. May first, don't

26:44

get yallmoys. One of the things give away number

26:46

one hundred and two I had It doesn't

26:48

fit my Head from King Ropes and Sheridan

26:51

Wyoming and a hardback copy of the book

26:53

The Whole Truth about Spring Turkey Hunting, according

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to couz By Running Clus Strickland,

26:58

Monsell, hold me

27:00

yours getting way fried. Beginning of the last

27:02

hour, The Big Show hit the Big Show dot

27:04

com. Get your name in the hiding right.

27:06

Now, and everybody's head about

27:08

the bad.

27:09

The word you word that, the word you word.

27:11

Lets meet the contestants. It's got

27:13

a couple of buddies gonna play each other

27:16

out of South Carolina. Scott

27:18

is in Little River. Good morning, Scott.

27:22

Good somebody

27:24

welcome in here. And your bud

27:27

Marshall is in Conways, South

27:29

Carolina. Good morning, Marshall, Good

27:32

morning. We are good

27:34

well, buddies. I appreciate y'all getting

27:36

on here to play some wordy word.

27:39

All right, do y'all get the y'all get to see each

27:42

other much all

27:44

the time? Okay, good, it's

27:46

not long lost buddies, y'all say the other all

27:48

right? Good and Scott, are you on

27:51

a hands free speak?

27:54

I am okay?

27:56

Okay, good well it sounded like a little bit of holloing

27:58

this one. All right, all right, so

28:01

Marshall and Marcia on one team is

28:03

on myr shehreland. Marcia.

28:04

We don't like the way you're saying that, Scott

28:10

familiar.

28:12

Ah right, Well, me and Scott to go for

28:14

the first thirty seconds, see what we

28:16

can do. Marshall, you relax, all right,

28:19

you're ready, Scott. I'm

28:22

okay starting to clock now.

28:24

We need somebody to come. You spell

28:26

this out like if you're on a desert

28:28

island. You write this word out, no,

28:32

no, no, hell out, don't

28:34

got it? Next, next, next, next,

28:37

Please don't blank the sharman

28:41

queen. Yes, uh huh. You

28:43

need a pile of this for your

28:45

fireplace, A pile of wood.

28:47

Yeah, uh huh rhymes with it not

28:50

bad but good.

28:52

Yes, rhymes with it Robin, Oh

28:57

right, good work there, okay.

29:00

And for some reason I screamed out

29:02

help. Well

29:05

thought you were looking for it. Help on the desert

29:07

Island dog, And I was trying not to say when

29:09

you need this, when you need the oh,

29:11

nevermind, what do we

29:13

wind up with that? Tell you one? Okay, thank

29:15

you for and we gave Marshall

29:18

one. Okay, Marshall

29:20

and Marcy for their round one. You ready,

29:22

Marshall, Yes, sir, I'm ready

29:25

and go all right.

29:27

It's dinner. Blank. You look at

29:29

your watch to.

29:30

Tell the dinner time.

29:31

Yes, you use a shovel to dig

29:33

one of these? You

29:36

not the opposite of pull.

29:39

Push you you.

29:41

At the bottom of a plant. They have a bunch of these

29:44

that, yes, rhymes

29:46

with it a cowboy shoe boots

29:49

uh huh. If you're not first,

29:52

you are last, and

29:54

rhymes with it something that happened

29:56

a long time ago.

30:00

It's a brother, okay, uh. Let

30:02

me get five on the board. Okay,

30:05

and you took the lead by one. All

30:08

right, Ali's got me and you've

30:10

a round two. Here's where we rack up

30:13

some points. All right, that

30:16

is a plan, okay, alright

30:18

it Marcia get them up there. Okay,

30:21

all right, Darry, there we go. Start the clock

30:24

now, not the president. Yes,

30:28

that's it. You drink too much? You

30:30

get what

30:32

when you know when you drink too much?

30:34

Hey, he's yes, that's it all

30:37

right, blank? Abby, You start a

30:39

letter blank, Abby, yes,

30:42

uh huh, blank and release

30:45

when you're fishing blank and release,

30:47

yes, uh huh. To get out of president.

30:50

The warden will give you one of these. Hey

30:52

are the president? Yes, that's it,

30:55

all right, all

30:57

right, good works. God put a

31:00

five on the board, a total

31:02

of nine. So Marshall

31:05

and Marcy, yes you need

31:07

four to tie. Five will

31:09

win? Marshall, are you

31:11

ready? This is it's

31:13

coming down to it. Boys for the bunnies

31:16

in South Carolina?

31:18

Ready go you put a call

31:20

on this and take another call.

31:23

You readers.

31:24

Blank a very popular little magazine you

31:27

food. Yes, what

31:29

did I just do? Uh

31:32

huh? Blake me a kiss from far

31:34

away another

31:37

word for shy oh. It's

31:39

also one of the dwarfs. It

31:42

means you're shy, yes, flashful.

31:45

Fur win Right there,

31:48

I got it.

31:51

Man with Scott came up a little too.

31:54

That's my bad. So we gonna get

31:56

you to try again sometime out of the little river.

31:58

All right, buddy, all right, a man,

32:01

that's great. So we're won in one now.

32:03

So he he won one, I won

32:05

one. So now we're gonna have to have a tie break.

32:08

All right, right, all right, gonna

32:10

have the rubber Matt again. All

32:12

right, good, good deal.

32:14

Boys.

32:14

We appreciate y'all listening to

32:16

the Big Show playing with letus have

32:18

a great rest of your day. This

32:22

is a first time other than

32:24

the last every play, so we can up movie.

32:26

Yeah, give us the mood.

32:27

I'll begin.

32:34

Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Bit

32:36

request time for this hump

32:39

day May the first. We

32:41

got Mike Stagford out of Houston,

32:43

Texas saying, ax I

32:46

look up the space Cowboy. All

32:49

right, Mike specifically we will

32:51

do that coming up next. Good

33:18

morning, This affected you on the radio. Hardy

33:21

Guy requests from Friday song. It's

33:23

a vincing teeny weenie can barbecue

33:25

via in it. That's my man.

33:29

Right now, Mike Stayford out of Houston,

33:31

Texas, wants to hear somebody

33:34

desperate enough to ax sight. So let's

33:36

do it.

33:40

Yo. What it's

33:43

my recent fatboy in pustation?

33:46

Oh wait, oh hey,

33:49

wait, come to ax with

33:51

all the fun.

33:52

Why what you need for all

33:54

y'all? What you call a propositional

33:56

relation? My shrimp?

34:00

Dig this?

34:01

I am very troubled.

34:05

Recently. I heard the song space

34:07

Cowboy recently.

34:09

It would have been after about forty years, and

34:12

like many songs, it got stuck in

34:14

my head. In particular,

34:16

I kept mulling over the phrase the prompatess

34:19

of love. I have no

34:21

idea what that means, and that's

34:23

keeping me awake night, driving me crazy.

34:27

You think I got a shallow empty light.

34:31

I realized that since you is an expert in

34:33

all matters of the heart, that

34:35

you might know the meaning of or even

34:37

experience the propertis of

34:39

love. I appreciate your help,

34:42

Abron, dear Curtin.

34:46

From the sound of your name, my brother,

34:49

I can tell you it's white.

34:53

Man.

34:53

You just sound white, Kurt

34:57

Abray, see what I mean?

35:00

Now, if you had signed your letter, curt Tests,

35:03

that might have been a question.

35:04

But playing on curtain.

35:06

You is white, and

35:09

and why we're gesticulating now in your

35:11

albinomosity.

35:14

Let me redress your inquiry. Unfortunately,

35:18

this ain't got nothing to do with as

35:21

you proliferate, I

35:23

sixpertise in the matters of the heart. By

35:26

it do have everything to do with

35:29

you crazy white people.

35:32

Let me preach on it. No,

35:34

that, that, that, and that now the proper test of

35:37

love. Say what some

35:40

crackhead white boy against brain craputations

35:43

writing some some old bubbler gum

35:45

honky let it pop song.

35:47

So he just grows in something.

35:48

Made up word like what you called a hypnopropotism,

35:52

and you think I ain't gonna be able to give.

35:54

You the low down.

35:56

Man, My brother, we got no idea

35:58

what's up in you white oak's head, specially

36:02

that ike.

36:02

I mean, look at the white folks.

36:04

I associated associal will pack myself with

36:07

like a jump brow and blinky here man

36:11

sitting around and listening to all that wow wild

36:13

wit hokey pokey, help police help that

36:17

nonsense about done broke my thinker. Later and

36:21

O eight past you buying liberandi,

36:23

uh, mumbling about the weather like rain man

36:26

and wild turkey Radford Yaba new stuff

36:28

like a Civil War reunion. Don't

36:31

nobody had the coronas to tell him his microlaphone

36:34

has turned off.

36:35

I even got some old crazy ladies. White boy Patrick

36:38

is an in turn man. I

36:40

must have drain Brammage the

36:44

high for old thallamous Rasoola of love.

36:47

Huh.

36:48

Some people call him the space Cowboy. Some

36:51

people call him the Gates of Love.

36:53

Some people call him Ma Reice, call

36:57

him that nerve raculating crack out whose

36:59

booty is.

37:00

Duck on the end of my left foot. White

37:04

folk, loud loudy,

37:09

this is night pizza.

37:13

If you would like to ask Guyke, mail

37:15

to ask Gyke, John Boyn

37:17

Billy po Box seventy six sixty three, Charlotte

37:20

MC two eight two four one.

37:22

Don't you ain't gonna hurt my feeling?

37:49

Good morning, It's a big show on the radio.

37:51

In today's show. Today's feature track

37:53

for the Big Show bed box if

37:56

you would.

37:56

Like to have it for your own keywords

37:59

pizza not pizza hunt,

38:02

not pizza run is pizza

38:04

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38:07

is.

38:10

God.

38:10

Let's singers.

38:13

Oh, we get letters.

38:15

We get your letters every day.

38:20

Today turn

38:23

up. Okay,

38:27

maybe we don't.

38:28

Know all the word.

38:30

Boy thing dolt

38:33

today. All

38:36

right, we've got a letter here from

38:38

uh beaver West, Virginia, from the correctional

38:40

institute there,

38:44

John barn Billy. Let me first

38:46

say I'm one of your most dedicated fans. Captive

38:49

fans is more like it, since I'm

38:51

presently under the watchful eyes of the federal

38:53

government at a correctional facility in Beaver

38:55

West, Virginia, Which brings me to the

38:57

reason I'm writing. I listened to crook

39:00

News all the time and have yet to hear anything

39:02

that tops my ordeal. After

39:05

a long day of bruise swilling, a

39:07

friend and I decided to find a pizza. We

39:10

drove across the state line and rolled

39:12

into a small dark town. It

39:14

was small and dark because it was one thirty in

39:16

the morning and everything was closed. Oh

39:19

just then, I closed one eye I'm

39:21

sure you've done that, and saw a light in the

39:23

distance. As we drew near,

39:26

we could make out the words bar and grill

39:28

and it was open. Well, well,

39:31

we figured where there's beer, there's bound to

39:33

be pizza, so we went inside.

39:36

Bad news, the grill was closed.

39:39

Good news, the bar was open. Huh

39:41

oh, Now,

39:43

like the guy who wrote you recently about his beer

39:46

run said, alcohol tends to make

39:48

you think somewhat differently, And

39:50

after downing another twelve pack, we

39:53

decided to relieve the establishment of their

39:55

daily cash intake. Oh, it's taken

39:57

an ugly turn. Needless to

39:59

say, the didn't go over too well with these

40:01

folks, and they started to get a little

40:04

fussy. Here's

40:06

where the dumb really comes in. Since

40:08

alcohol on an empty stomach never

40:11

did get our pizza, by the way, tends

40:13

to make you feel like a cross between al

40:15

Capone and John Dillinger. We decided

40:17

to take the folks there in the bar for

40:20

a ride. Oh. We

40:24

returned to our starting point just across

40:26

the state line with our passengers. We

40:29

have since learned that the FBI are

40:31

automatically involved when you cross a state

40:34

line with folks that don't walk across

40:36

the state line. I've heard that yet. In

40:38

other words, what we called a ride,

40:41

the authorities called kidnapping. Imagine

40:46

our surprise. It's

40:48

now two thirty in the morning. As we come

40:50

to a stoplight, our adventure takes a new

40:52

twist. We run out of gas. This

40:56

stop light is at one of the town's major

40:58

intersections and one of the several cars

41:01

behind us is a police cruiser.

41:04

As we saw it, we had three options.

41:06

A run like heck, B

41:09

give up and plead insanity, or

41:11

C get out and push. Thinking

41:15

quickly, we of course chose the only logical

41:17

option, of course, CE, get out

41:19

and push. After

41:22

we pushed the car into a vacant lot, my

41:25

partner went for gas. Well,

41:27

as luck would have it, the police car that had been

41:29

behind us at the intersection pulled in behind

41:31

our car. I got out and explained

41:33

our situation carefully, leaving

41:35

out the part about the two people who were lying

41:38

prone on the floorboard of the car.

41:40

That was a good move, Yeah, the officer seemed

41:43

satisfied, at least he did up until

41:45

he saw the two people lying

41:47

prone on the floorboard. I

41:50

quickly ran through my options again, this

41:53

time choosing a run like heck.

41:57

As you can tell from my return address, that

42:00

option failed miserably. Well,

42:04

guys, that's pretty much the story. I'd

42:06

tell you the morarol, but well there's

42:09

not one. You're Patal Tomkin

42:11

me for West Virginia Hall Right Correctional

42:14

Institute. Bitbox

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