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find out what it is today. Good morning,

1:41

Bob, Hey, good morning.

1:43

I'll tell you my head's still spinning around from

1:45

the NFL Draft over the weekend in

1:48

Detroit, and it was an unbelievable

1:51

time, especially if you were a quarterback

1:53

and in a tight end, because I'll be talking

1:55

about a couple quarterbacks

1:58

and a tight end that got some history

2:00

made in the first round. And particularly

2:02

for Bulldog fans, Georgia Bulldog

2:04

fans, you're going to want to know about this

2:06

Bronc Boers football that

2:09

we have exclusive. Only

2:11

two and twenty four of these are

2:13

being produced to raise MONEYES for

2:16

Get Comfortable. It's a literacy

2:18

interveation program that will

2:20

help out a lot of folks throughout

2:23

the Georgia and South Carolina and all

2:25

the way down your area where you're

2:27

on the network there. And

2:29

we only made twenty and twenty four

2:32

of these limited edition footballs

2:34

for Bronc Powers. He was

2:36

drafted on the first round,

2:38

the thirteenth pick taken

2:41

by the Las Vegas Raiders, so he'll

2:43

be going out to Vegas. Hopefully he doesn't spend all that

2:45

money he's going to make at

2:47

the slot machines out there, but Bronc

2:50

will be going out there. Fans

2:52

of the Bulldogs remember him. He was

2:54

very, very important

2:56

to their two back to back championships

2:59

that they had in recent years as

3:01

a tight end, and it's not often a tight end

3:03

gets drafted in the first round of

3:05

an NFL draft, so it's

3:08

a very historic time for him. The

3:10

footballs are priced at one hundred and nineteen dollars

3:12

and ninety five cents each. You'll get

3:14

a numbered certificate of authenticity

3:16

with each ball. Only twenty

3:19

and twenty four of the

3:21

Brock footballs will be

3:23

produced. It'll have an action

3:26

image of Bowers on the

3:28

top panel of the football.

3:30

Everything is in bost You'll have the

3:32

National Championship logo there,

3:35

along with some other information

3:37

about his time at Georgia.

3:40

The second panel has bowers career

3:42

awards and stats right there,

3:45

and the third panel is a panoramic

3:47

photograph of the stadium right

3:50

up there in Athens where the Bulldogs

3:52

play. I know a lot of their fans have been

3:54

up there and cheered on those guys. They've

3:56

had some exciting times in the last three or

3:58

four years, especially now.

4:00

If you want to go ahead and order these, there

4:03

are one hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety five

4:05

cents each. The toll free

4:07

number to call is one eight hundred

4:10

three four five two eight

4:12

six eight. That's one eight hundred and

4:14

three four five twenty eight sixty eight.

4:17

Or just go to nicosports

4:19

dot com. That's the website nikcosports

4:23

dot com. That's nikcosports

4:26

dot com. These will make great gifts

4:29

for Father's Day, Mother's Day, anniversaries

4:31

of graduations coming up. And

4:33

I know a lot of the Georgia

4:36

Bulldog fans who got the National Championship

4:38

footballs and those back to back years

4:41

that Bowers was a big part of, they're

4:43

gonna want to get this because with only

4:45

twenty and twenty four made, these

4:47

will become a real big

4:50

collector's item because I really do

4:52

believe that the Brock's going to have a

4:54

great career in the NFL. Now,

4:57

when you go to that website, you'll

4:59

also there's two quarterbacks

5:01

that went high in the first round.

5:04

Jayden Daniels went number two win there

5:06

and he's going to be going off and playing

5:09

for the Washington Commanders. They

5:11

have a football just like that. He

5:13

was the Heisman Trophy winner this year, and

5:15

that one's going real quick again.

5:18

Only twenty and twenty four for

5:20

Jadon Daniels. You'll see that right

5:22

on the website. Got all the same kind

5:24

of information that I talked about.

5:26

For the Bowers football, you'll be able

5:28

to pick that up again at one hundred

5:30

and nineteen dollars and ninety five cents.

5:33

Or if you are a fan of

5:35

the Vikings, they got

5:37

their new quarterback JJ McCarthy and

5:40

he directed the Michigan

5:42

team this year to the National

5:45

Championship and during his

5:47

career there he was twenty seven and one

5:49

for Michigan, So that's another

5:52

exciting opportunity there. You'll see that

5:54

he was number he was drafted on the

5:56

number ten on the first round and

5:59

is going to be playing for the Minnesota

6:01

Viking. So again, when you go to that

6:04

website, you'll see all three of these footballs

6:07

and you can order them. It's one hundred and nineteen

6:09

dollars and ninety five cents each. You'll

6:12

get a number, certificate of authenticity.

6:14

Everything on the football, all the various panels

6:17

is in bost so it'll keep all these

6:19

footballs looking fresh and Christine

6:21

looking for years to come. Again, that

6:24

phone number to order any of these

6:26

three footballs one

6:28

eight hundred three four five

6:30

two eight sixty eight. That's one eight hundred

6:33

three four five twenty eight sixty eight.

6:35

Or just go to the website nicosports

6:38

dot com nikcosports

6:41

dot com. That's nikcosports

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dot com. And as you guys know, over the

6:47

years, Nicosports has raised tons

6:49

of money for charities,

6:51

and each one of these items,

6:54

each one of these three footballs will be

6:56

donating a portion of the proceeds to charities.

6:58

And we're up to over three three point three million

7:01

dollars now for raising funds.

7:03

And you guys on the network

7:05

here on the John Boy and Billy network

7:07

along the southeast there,

7:10

I'll tell you what you helped us

7:12

raise a big, big portion of all

7:14

that money.

7:15

Man.

7:15

That is that is something man, our listeners

7:17

do best. And you're gonna want these.

7:20

You guys do excellent work. So

7:22

all three right there, and we got it hooked

7:24

up easy too. You can click on the link when

7:26

you go to the Big Show dot com. Bob,

7:28

thank you so much, buddy. I have a great rest of your

7:30

week. We'll talk soon.

7:32

Okay, you guys be safe to be good.

7:34

All right, buddy, thank you? All right, Well, here

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we go y'all, let's play beating the blind. Let's

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see who gets embossed one

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the Blonde. I contessam

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is out of Carbon Kentucky.

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Her name is Amy. Good

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morning, Amy, Good morning,

8:48

John boy. Welcome in here.

8:51

What color is the hair on your head?

8:54

Hi?

8:56

Great?

8:57

Right?

9:00

Good?

9:00

Some experienced well

9:04

Amy, we'll ask Garblaud and here some

9:06

questions. You agree or disagree whether

9:09

you think she's right or not? Get two bails

9:11

before two buzzers in win ready

9:14

to go? Sure, well,

9:17

Marshi. According to Cosmopolitan.

9:21

Magazine, it's the ladies Bible

9:23

right there.

9:24

Well, you should never borrow

9:27

anything from a friend.

9:29

If it is what.

9:32

Under investigation, you don't want any

9:35

it will deny, deny, I

9:39

shouldn't borrow anything from a friend if it's

9:41

something you gave them, something

9:43

you give a gift, you bought them.

9:45

Amy, agree or disagree?

9:48

Agree, and well

9:51

it sounds like it should be right. Yeah, but

9:53

maybe there are different answers to

9:55

right or wrong. But this answer,

9:58

according to Cosmopolitan, if it

10:00

is irreplaceable.

10:02

Oh yeah, well yeah, I mean that

10:04

exists too, Sweater.

10:06

I gotcha

10:08

a questionable buzzer on that, Amen,

10:11

baby, All.

10:12

Right, here we go, Tater. Back

10:14

in the eighteen eighties, teenage

10:17

boys were the primary source of

10:20

telephone operators. Know

10:22

that, But by eighteen

10:24

ninety they were being replaced

10:26

by girls.

10:28

Why well, back

10:31

then they only had two choices.

10:32

You see,

10:37

I didn't tange you just recently that five

10:39

years.

10:39

I guess.

10:41

I believe it's because the boys were rude.

10:44

The boys were rude to callers

10:46

had to bring in the nice girls.

10:49

Amy, agree or disagree?

10:52

Disagree and

10:54

no, God, he had that one right.

10:57

And it was because the boys

10:59

were rude. Nog got it. Well,

11:02

lady's walk over and talk to her in person. Amy,

11:07

We got you a consolation prize. We will

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hook you up with playing with

11:11

us this morning. All right, sounds

11:14

good? I thank you. Hang

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on why

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it is a plan for the next twenty minutes.

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Right now it's your new riding on the other side

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of time capsule. Not ready to drive time

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players in twenty minutes.

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I think.

12:00

This is the award winning John Boy

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and Billy Big Show,

12:06

the South's number one exports.

12:15

John boymill ahead, Max?

12:17

Here?

12:17

How you doing?

12:18

Jago?

12:20

Isaiah? You mad?

12:21

You days skipping? I'm mad, I'm

12:24

madder in Michelle Obama a petite

12:26

say sample, say hell,

12:29

I'm mad. Five boys,

12:31

listen, I got our story of the week. Washington

12:34

strites another blow against hurtfull

12:37

stereotypes. The

12:39

words mother and father will

12:41

be removed from US passport

12:44

applications and replaced with gender

12:46

neutral terminology. Oh

12:49

yeah, this ki't man. According

12:53

to a penhead who works for the State

12:55

Department, the words in the old

12:57

form were mother and father. They

13:00

will now be called parent one

13:02

and parent two. May

13:04

I just say, good work, State

13:06

Department. No, are really earning your

13:08

money this month. These

13:11

improvements are being made to provide

13:13

a gender mutual description of

13:16

a child's parents and recognition

13:18

of different types of families.

13:21

All right, first of all, they're

13:23

not improvements. Second of all,

13:26

my big older boss in

13:29

case you're wondering, says here, the

13:31

decision to remove the traditional

13:33

parenting names was not an act of

13:35

political correctness. Lead

13:38

right, and what would you call it?

13:40

Genius? Let's hear from

13:42

Jennifer Kreesler, the director

13:45

of the Family Equality Council.

13:48

She shares a little story about the day

13:50

she and her female partner

13:52

got passport for her twin sons

13:56

him. So it's not about political

13:59

correctness. The first person they

14:01

talk to is gay. Coincidence

14:05

anyway, this gal says,

14:07

even though my partner was their legal

14:09

mother and had adopted them after

14:12

I gave birth to them, she still

14:14

had to put her name in the father field.

14:17

That is both discriminatory and

14:19

makes us feel like second class

14:22

citizens. Well, bless

14:24

y'all's calls. Maybe you could

14:26

write a children's book about it. You

14:28

could call it Heather has two hatsports.

14:34

If you're wondering why this country's going

14:36

brooke, it might because we're

14:38

paying people to work on stuff like

14:40

that. And by the way,

14:43

they're genius. If you gave birth

14:45

to them, that would make you the mother.

14:49

In case none of y'all spend any time in the

14:51

fourth grade, every person that's

14:53

ever been born had a mother that

14:55

was a woman and a father that

14:57

was a man. That ain't a hurt

15:00

for stereotype, it's basic

15:02

sign. Daddy might have done

15:04

his part with help from a turkey basis,

15:07

but he was definitely in on it at

15:09

some.

15:10

Well.

15:11

Yeah, but mother and father make

15:13

some people feel less included.

15:16

Hey, a parentsport is good for ten

15:18

years. If you can't take getting

15:20

your feelings hurt at least once a

15:23

decade, maybe you ain't ready

15:25

to travel it. Parent

15:28

one and parent to how

15:30

bad is this idea? And

15:33

hey, how do they decide who gets to be wanting?

15:35

Who gets to be two? I can see him

15:37

arguing at the airport already. Also,

15:40

your parent, wont I think not? Hey,

15:43

all you do is sit around watching a Bravo

15:45

channel at day. I'm out there in the

15:47

real world dressing dummies up for the front

15:49

window. Amazing. In other words,

15:51

girlfriend, I'm parent wont yeah?

15:55

Yeah, Hey, Thel and Louise,

15:58

y'all have you little hissy and home. I'm

16:00

trying to get groups one get on the plane

16:02

and taking.

16:03

His nerve wracking kids.

16:08

Shut up and quit running, my lord,

16:12

y'all have a nice day, John.

16:15

Boy and Dilly.

16:17

Yeah, good morning, radio

16:19

dumb right.

16:58

Good morn Man. That's a big Genrera

17:00

rolling through your Tuesday, April

17:02

thirtieth, right

17:05

in the playhouse, Ledzac,

17:09

Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse

17:12

today's episode The Art Collector's

17:14

Wife. As our story opens,

17:16

successful art dealer Frank Feasley

17:19

is joining an urgent zoom call

17:21

with his attorney Sal Goodman.

17:28

Hello, Frank, Sorry for the short notice,

17:32

Frank, Frank, I

17:34

think you have your mic commuted, Frank.

17:41

Dang it? Can you hear me now?

17:44

Yes? But now I think you turned

17:47

on the cat filter thing gobbled.

17:49

Dang it. I don't know how to work

17:51

this stuff. Really. Look, can we just

17:53

get on with it? You know I'm here and

17:55

I'm not a cat.

17:57

Calm down, Frank, Just turn off

17:59

a can fine?

18:01

Happy? Yes, all right? Sal?

18:04

What is so important you had to call

18:06

me off the golf course and talk about.

18:08

It's your wife, Frank, My wife?

18:10

Oh my gosh? Is she okay?

18:12

She's fine? Frank?

18:14

But thing is I just got out

18:16

of a meeting with her, and there's good news and

18:18

there's bad news.

18:19

Well, all right, look, Sal, this has already

18:21

been a terrible day and it's not even

18:23

noon yet. Just get to the point. Tell

18:26

me what's going on.

18:27

Okay, okay, okay, Frank, your

18:29

wife inform me that she invested five

18:31

thousand dollars in three pictures that

18:33

she thinks are worth fifteen to twenty

18:36

million dollars. And Frank, I

18:38

really think she's right.

18:39

Holy moly, that's not good

18:42

news. That's fantastic news.

18:44

I've been telling her for years she needed to get

18:46

off for Bud, turn off the view, get

18:49

out there, do something productive, Frank,

18:51

much like all that yelling at hers, finally

18:53

paid off. Man. This is the best

18:55

day of my entire life.

18:57

Frank.

18:58

Yes, sal the bad

19:01

news all right.

19:02

Laying on me, laying only nothing can bring

19:04

me down.

19:05

The pictures, Frank, uh huh,

19:07

they're are you and your secretary.

19:10

Some of them.

19:16

We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy

19:19

Playhouse rack. Tune

19:22

in again next time when we'll hear the crusty

19:24

old bailiff in divorce court

19:26

say, hey, big man, let me hold

19:28

a dollar. Good

19:37

morning, Big Show's on the radio. More big

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19:52

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19:57

what they say. Anyhow, I've figured

19:59

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20:01

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20:39

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word. I can't remember whether

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than just on a recent wordy word. Brandy

21:16

never brought it up. I was gonna say, Remember

21:18

I had a contestant. The word was trashy.

21:20

Yeah, and I said, I like

21:22

my women a little on the trashy side.

21:25

Yes, And the guy got it right away. Way

21:27

to go, That's what I'm talking

21:29

about. The same wave linker. Yeah, get

21:32

Tater to look it up because it was a

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song covered by several artists in the nineties.

21:37

You had Tater google

21:39

trashy win said, look, well that's cause

21:42

rougher results for a while.

21:44

Ah right, Oh, anyway, we're all

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all things college sports and the big

22:21

sports across America. Of course it covers

22:24

it all. Good morning, Mark Packer.

22:27

Good oneing, John Boy and crew. You're right,

22:29

Johnny. Sports wise, in the college

22:31

world, we got lacrosse and softball,

22:33

baseball, golf, swimming, we got

22:36

you know, got all the Olympic sports rocking and rolling.

22:38

But we just finished up the NFL draft

22:40

over the weekend, and I thought it

22:42

was interesting. You know, we're sitting here as Carolina

22:45

Panther fans in the queen City of Charlotte,

22:47

and as a Clemson graduate. Johnny

22:49

I want to congratulate the Panthers who

22:52

have drafted every year since

22:54

nineteen ninety five and

22:56

have yet to draft a single

22:59

player from Clemson University.

23:01

It's not like the Tigers don't play a decent

23:03

brand of football, Johnny.

23:04

I mean, I mean, I know.

23:05

The Panthers had a couple of Super Bowl appearances.

23:08

I haven't had back to back winning seasons,

23:10

but it would seem to me at some point

23:12

in time there would be at least

23:15

one guy of the Tiger Paulm's

23:17

helmet that you'd sit there and go, you know what,

23:20

this guy might be able to help us out just

23:22

a little bit. If anything, we can sell some

23:24

tickets. I don't under nineteen

23:27

ninety five, Johnny, we haven't found a

23:30

single Clemson football player to

23:32

be drafted by the Panthers. Is that unbelievable,

23:34

man?

23:34

You know, I say it.

23:35

What you know?

23:36

It got closed out of South Carolina,

23:38

But not really because you guys don't like the

23:40

game. Conks.

23:41

Well.

23:43

I hope Legott, or as

23:45

the commissioner said, leg he

23:48

went French on us. I hope

23:50

Xavier can help us because the dude is a player

23:53

and his accent. People are gonna love anyhow,

23:55

and again, I don't have any animosity to

23:57

the game Cocks. I just hope the guy can help

23:59

us win some games around here. But

24:02

it's hard to believe you the very first year

24:04

of the Panthers, where did they play their games?

24:07

Yeah, Cliff, that's

24:09

crazy, I did not know that, stat

24:11

man, Well, I mean.

24:12

Is that crazy? I mean, listen, if the

24:15

stadium, the old Death Valley, can be good enough

24:17

to host the team for one year, you'd think

24:19

after thirty years, you'd pick

24:22

at least one guy, one one

24:24

guy. Well, but I digress.

24:27

Nevertheless, good to see David Tepper

24:30

stopping by seeing some of the locals

24:32

on the way to the draft last week. How about

24:34

that? Can you imagine if every bar

24:37

and restaurant in Charlotte had some

24:39

condemning nonsense rip

24:42

David Temper, he'd have to stop every

24:44

day. I mean, the guy walks in that

24:46

off. I mean, what are we doing? I mean what

24:49

seriously?

24:50

In fact, the second, because we've got to

24:52

tell our listeners over the network, the

24:54

local bar deal Worth put up a sign

24:57

said address to David Temper.

24:59

I mean he just said the general manager

25:01

and pick the make the

25:03

picks or something like that. You know because

25:06

Debra has a reputation of being

25:08

too involved in certain aspects. Ohful,

25:11

he is the owner of the Carolina Penny. So he

25:13

stops and goes in the bar and wants to know who put

25:15

that sign up?

25:17

Right? Listen,

25:20

that was an hour and forty minutes before

25:22

the draft started.

25:23

I mean he got a figure.

25:25

You know, it's thin skinned and

25:27

as whacked out as the ego is. You

25:29

gotta figure even with all that, Hey,

25:32

we're an hour and forty five. I know we don't have a pick,

25:34

but hey, maybe we make some shrewd move

25:36

and move into the first round, which

25:38

they did. And he's

25:40

over there messing around with some guy that wants

25:43

to know if hey, would you like a party too? Would

25:45

you like to seat near the window.

25:46

Maybe that's why they did. In fact, they were able

25:48

to do it because he was distracted in

25:51

the bar down trade to pick.

25:55

Tell me we live in a crazy world. Man

25:58

never arts horns?

26:01

Yea, I know it, I know it. You know again,

26:03

you and I are sitting here in the Queens City, could see

26:05

Drake May We talked about this last week. He goes

26:07

third to New England. Charlotte kid

26:10

again, Class act, Great family, and hopefully

26:12

does well with New England. But I got to tell

26:14

you the funniest thing, though, Johnny, that I got

26:16

out of all and the coolest thing for me. And

26:19

again, I hope all these guys are successful. Again,

26:21

you root for everybody to have a great career and all that stuff,

26:24

and to see the emotion when

26:26

they get the phone call. Right, hey, I'm gotten

26:28

picked by you know, tam X and whatever around

26:31

and I mean, it's a lifelong dream and all

26:33

that stuff, and those are all cool. But my favorite

26:35

moment of the draft, and

26:38

it kind of ties into Charlotte again. It's kind

26:41

of funny the New York Giants in the

26:43

first round, and they're all, you

26:45

know how the crazy New York fans are. They always

26:47

want to no matter who they picked, they're gonna boo,

26:49

right, That's just the way it works. But nevertheless,

26:51

they end up picking this LSU wide

26:53

receiver Malik Neighbors, who is

26:55

a tremendous talent. I mean, the dude is

26:58

a frisbee catching dog as I call, and

27:00

he could help anybody, right, So

27:03

they picked this guy, Mylak Neighbors, and so

27:05

again LSU star and

27:07

so he goes to meet with the New York Press

27:09

and they asked him about his quarterback. Now, his

27:12

quarterback is a guy by named Daniel

27:14

Jones. And we should know that because number one, he played

27:16

at Charlotte Lattin right down the street from me, and

27:18

you went to Duke University. Very

27:21

well educated. It's made a lot of money. He's the

27:23

starting quarterback for the New York Giants.

27:25

So mylik neighbors meets with the press,

27:27

all right, and they asked them, hey,

27:30

did you talk to your quarterback? And

27:32

his quote is Johnny and I'm not making

27:35

this up. He said, quote, Yeah, I

27:37

actually did talk to Daniel Doones.

27:40

And he's going to learn about me, and

27:43

he's and I'm going to learn about him. And I'm

27:45

thinking, the first thing you need to know is his damn

27:47

name. I

27:49

mean, it's not Daniel Doones,

27:52

it's Daniel Jones. I'm

27:56

thinking to myself, boy, I

27:58

hold this dude catches everything in sight.

28:01

Because when you come rolled into town in New

28:03

York City and you're supposed to be the

28:05

star and you're starting quarterback

28:08

named Daniel Jones and said Daniel

28:10

Done, I'm thinking.

28:12

Which the first letters of the names,

28:14

is that some kind of dyslexia.

28:17

I don't know. I just I

28:19

don't even want to know. I'm thinking maybe

28:21

Jen, you know, his quarterback at LSU

28:24

was jailing Daniels, and maybe

28:26

he's so used to saying that he just

28:28

called him a Daniel done.

28:32

Well.

28:32

I can see sometimes when I get excited, I get

28:34

tongue tied.

28:37

Listen, I have butchered

28:39

names for thirty years doing radio

28:41

and television. But when I saw that,

28:43

I'm still laughing four or five days

28:45

after the fact that I'm thinking, oh my god,

28:48

Yeah, he's gonna learn about you. The first thing you're gonna

28:50

learn is your name. That's gonna be the first thing from

28:54

all that stuff.

28:54

So I don't know.

28:55

I mean, that's what's going on with the NFL. And again

28:57

later this week a sporting

28:59

event which I have never attended. It's

29:01

on my bucket list. I'm not going

29:04

to go this year for apparent

29:06

reasons. I got stuff to do with the

29:08

Kentucky Derby, the one hundred and fiftieth

29:10

running of the Kentucky Derby, where

29:12

you know, the bourbon will be flowing and everybody

29:15

be dressed in the nines and the whack jobs of

29:17

be in the infield going crazy. I

29:20

don't know anything about horses, Johnny. I leave

29:22

all that to you because you're the expert when it

29:24

comes to horses. But

29:26

one of these days I am going to get

29:29

the Churchill downs and I'm

29:31

going to experience it the way you're supposed to. But

29:33

in the meantime, I'll just sit my fat butt on

29:35

the couch with one Bourbon one ice

29:37

cube and put my feet up and we'll see what in the

29:39

world happens on Saturday. But that'll be the run

29:41

for the Roses is on the bucket list,

29:43

so we'll see how that will place

29:45

itself out one with you.

29:47

I will jeg it out there. All right, pack Man,

29:49

We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great rest of

29:51

your week.

29:52

You got a John Bull. We touch base next week.

29:54

All right, buddy, good deal. That is Mark Packer

29:56

on the ACC PM

29:58

show on the TV at the ACC Network

30:01

from the Big ESPN. Oh, I did

30:03

well. Let's play our wordy with game y'all

30:05

one eight hundred big show. You told free lot.

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We'll get a couple of contestants in play next

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I went to everybody's head about the bed.

31:00

The wordy word, donn a worthy word.

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Let's meet a contestants. We

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got Galen from Dyersburg,

31:06

Tennessee. Good morning, Galen, good

31:09

morning, welcome.

31:11

Hey.

31:11

We got Larry from Cheneyville,

31:13

Louisiana. Good morning, Larry,

31:17

good morning, good morning. All right, boys,

31:19

welcome. So Larry your on team

31:21

Taylor Galen on the john Boy's

31:24

side.

31:24

All right, yeah, we got a win.

31:28

That's that.

31:28

We can do that. So Larry,

31:30

you relax me and Galen and go for

31:32

the first thirty seconds. All

31:34

right, you ready, Galen?

31:36

Yes, sir, all right.

31:37

Start the clock. Now. Another word

31:40

for dribble, the basketball bounce,

31:43

Yes, rhymes with it. Sixteen

31:46

of these is a pound ounce,

31:50

yes, rhymes with it. A tiger

31:52

will jump on you, he will out.

31:55

Yeah, okay, we're not rhyming.

31:57

This is when you have gravy. That's gotten

32:00

stuff in it? You said all that gravy is blank,

32:02

also a name of one of Beaver's friends.

32:05

I think, Uh, let me see. You want

32:07

it smooth?

32:08

Yeah, what.

32:12

I can't say? Did you say? What did

32:14

you say?

32:17

Gray?

32:17

No?

32:17

No, I'm sorry. I had to go with gravy for

32:19

that really nothing to do with that Beaver

32:22

and sausage. All

32:26

right, we put a three

32:28

on the board. Okay, and

32:30

now Larry and Tater for the around

32:32

what alright, ready, Larry,

32:37

last one go?

32:38

All right. Some people don't want their mashed potatoes to have these

32:40

chunks in it. They want it smooth. What are the chunks?

32:43

Huh, yes, Lumpy,

32:46

you need bits for this tool. They'll

32:48

make holes.

32:50

Uh huh you uh you

32:53

hm.

32:54

When it means to cut back, this word means

32:56

cut back like uh huhlat

33:00

no cut back like cut back on your your

33:02

drinking.

33:03

You need to or or

33:08

blank your calories.

33:12

All right, Well, y'all put a two

33:14

on the board. So Galen leading

33:17

by one after round one?

33:19

All right, here we're going around two looking good,

33:21

Galen? Are you ready? Yes,

33:23

sir, we're picking up on that last one. Ready,

33:26

go, you're driving fifty five? It says

33:29

blank speed ahead to forty

33:31

five? No, blank,

33:34

your speed? You're going fifty five?

33:36

Yes?

33:37

Reduce? All right? This

33:39

is the color of a police uniform

33:41

and the sky the

33:44

sky is what color?

33:46

Yes? All right, all right, I

33:49

will This is the deal

33:51

that Maxwell Smart worked for. He

33:54

was an agent of Yeah,

33:59

guys, I don't even know if that's

34:01

right. All right, So what did

34:03

we put on that?

34:04

Three?

34:04

There ain't put a two on their total

34:06

of five for Galen. So Larry

34:09

and Marcy three will tie,

34:12

four will win? All right,

34:14

Larry, are you ready.

34:18

Go the remote? Blank?

34:20

It changes your channels the remote. Yes,

34:24

you look out your your front

34:27

window, and what a beautiful blank? Yeah?

34:31

But what is it?

34:32

You're looking through a blank finder?

34:36

Yeah?

34:36

What?

34:38

No? No, no, it's what that scenery is

34:40

called.

34:41

Huh

34:43

it's yeah, yeah, it's like the

34:46

blank from here is beautiful.

34:50

Oh oh,

34:52

that was few that Larry couldn't

34:54

get in. Galen wins.

34:57

I'm like five, that's something I don't know. Jack's

35:00

here, the kids going a look. Five to three

35:02

is what it was? All right? Then, well

35:04

Larry you can try again anytime.

35:07

Yeah.

35:07

Who wants to give a shout out? Larry Galen? All

35:09

right? Yeah, yeah again you hang on a minute, let me see

35:12

if Larry wants to shout out. Larry, you

35:14

can try again any time, buddy, Thanks for playing.

35:17

Thank they are all right.

35:18

That's it then, all right, thank you buddy. You have a great day.

35:21

And all right, Gayleen, give you a shout out.

35:22

Buddy, a first time call her first

35:25

of all right, all right,

35:29

I want to give a shout out to the City of diarsbird

35:32

all my employees.

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Okay, all right, I

35:36

thought he was gonna name them. Fade

35:43

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