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Joe Rogan podcast, check it out! The

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Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day,

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Joe Rogan podcast

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by night, all day! Oh, hey

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Joe Rogan. What's

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going on? Is there a

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left or right here or does it matter? No, it's all mono. What's

0:17

crackin' brother? Oh yeah, let me just get a little

0:19

confidence here. I'm

0:22

so small, this is like a large coffee to

0:24

me. They'll

0:26

make you pee, they'll make you pee. That's one thing to suppress

0:28

those too. I'm peeing right now dude, I'm just gonna do the

0:30

bite and just let it out. Ari peed in that seat three

0:32

or four times yesterday. Yesterday?

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Yeah, he pissed into Bud Light cans. He's

0:40

so disgusting. Ari Shafir? Oh

0:42

yeah, every time he's here. Oh I didn't know he's here.

0:44

He pees into things. I'm trying to get him to move

0:47

here. He's not going to.

0:49

He's a New York rat. Yeah. But he's here

0:51

all the time. I mean, he might have been a little bit of

0:53

a guy. Yeah. But he's here all the

0:55

time. I mean, he might as well live here. He's here like four or

0:57

five times a year. Yeah, just good

0:59

enough. Good, I mean. It's good enough.

1:01

He should, he should move here. He's

1:04

so funny man. I love watching him at the

1:06

Comedy Cellar. Because he's one of

1:08

the guys that just fucking goes for it. Yeah,

1:11

he definitely goes for it. It's

1:13

gotten him in a lot of trouble. It

1:16

all comes out in the wash though, right? Well

1:19

if you're talented, yeah. Yeah.

1:22

And he's definitely talented. He's a wild boy. I

1:24

watch the crowd when he's on. Because

1:26

I like to see the crowd just slowly kind of, he's

1:29

working through stuff. He gets messy. I like that.

1:32

Yeah. They put me and him on at

1:34

the late, late shows now. In the

1:36

Cellar? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What

1:39

is New York scene like these days? Well,

1:43

I'm here now. We'll say that. With

1:46

an American flag out on it. This

1:50

is what it does to you man. Dude,

1:52

before I moved here, I was a 60 year old

1:54

Jamaican woman. Look what Texas does to you. It gets

1:56

you in its bones. It's just a fun thing to

1:58

be. Be a Texan someone's the

2:01

other day on the street said goes you'll got Kid

2:03

Rock fuck Zack elephant a kiss I was like that

2:06

that works. Yeah that tracks How

2:11

long you been down here now like two

2:13

weeks wow it's like a dream this has

2:15

been a weird including this It's all a

2:17

weird dream. How long you been doing stand-up now?

2:20

I? Mean I got on

2:22

stage when I was 17 or

2:24

18 in high school started doing improv and

2:26

stand up on stage Almost 20 years oh

2:28

wow and then I went to college. Yeah.

2:30

Yeah, yeah, I was so I was failing

2:32

on a high school I

2:34

needed like a B to pass and

2:37

I was friends with the acting teacher. We

2:39

would drink together I'm

2:41

a brother public school Wow yeah, we

2:43

would drink together and smoke and I

2:46

thought if I take his class He's got to give me an A or

2:48

I can get him sent to jail probably for all this bad behavior and

2:52

and I so I took this acting class and And

2:56

I got on stage and he pulls me aside

2:58

like day one he goes this is what you need to do

3:00

with your life Why okay,

3:02

okay? Stop drinking stop smoking.

3:04

I was like in a gang I

3:08

was growing we yeah I was a nightmare kid

3:11

People think I'm just this nice little guy

3:13

I was a fucking monster and getting on stage,

3:15

and I got all that energy out and It's

3:19

what I've been doing every day since wow Yeah That's

3:22

cool that someone recognized that because most

3:25

of the time they takes one person

3:27

yeah, same It takes

3:29

one person and you know that

3:31

one person literally can change your life because you're

3:33

in this Part of your

3:35

life where you're not you don't know what the fuck you're

3:37

gonna do Oh, and then someone gives you a direction and

3:39

they say hey You're really good

3:42

at this. This is your thing that oh

3:44

my god I found my thing that day

3:46

you go home. You're like I

3:48

found my thing yeah, he had us First

3:51

class we had to dance on stage He

3:54

was like he goes you're gonna fuck. Oh,

3:56

he was wild he was a playwright. He'd

3:58

take the Metro North and from Connecticut, New

4:00

Haven to put on little plays.

4:03

And I just thought it was the sexiest thing. It was

4:05

like this guy was living in the 1920s or something. Like

4:08

a real artist. Yeah, yeah. And

4:10

he goes, we're gonna humiliate ourselves

4:12

day one. He goes, it's

4:14

gonna be so bad, so everything you do after

4:16

this is gonna be a breeze. And

4:20

I've still used that to this day with

4:22

stand up. You gotta get messy. You gotta,

4:24

so he said, we're gonna go do the

4:26

silliest dances when I went home, I was

4:28

practicing in the bathroom, just

4:30

sweating, turn around. I've never performed. And

4:33

I'd get on stage and be like sillier, weirder,

4:35

weirder, until you just had a

4:38

mental breakdown. And then after that, doing

4:40

a little Shakespeare was fine.

4:43

Oh, that's an interesting strategy. Yeah. That

4:45

makes sense. He makes someone break you down and go, you're allowed

4:47

to fuck up. You're allowed to get messy. And

4:50

that's why I got a place here, because I went

4:52

to your club and I saw Brian

4:55

Holtzman and I go, wait

4:57

a minute, you're allowed to do this? There's

5:00

a place where you're allowed to

5:02

say whatever you want? Well, Brian

5:04

Holtzman was like a hero of

5:06

comedians in Los Angeles, but

5:08

he didn't get good

5:10

spots, unfortunately. They would put

5:13

him on really late at the end of the show.

5:16

And it was a wild thing to watch. You know, you

5:18

watch like 20, 30 people in the audience, this guy's saying

5:20

the most hilarious, but yet horrific things.

5:24

And he just never got the

5:26

respect that he deserves. I've known Brian

5:28

for, I guess around 30 years

5:31

now. When

5:33

we first started at the store, we

5:35

were like young hotshots. He

5:37

was like this young,

5:40

dark-haired, slick back, like

5:42

really interesting guy. Like really,

5:45

like same style that

5:47

he has now he had back then. I can't imagine

5:49

him with any more energy than he has now though.

5:52

It was the same. As a young guy. Oh, his

5:54

energy has not waned at all, which is why he's

5:56

so good. You know, like

5:58

some people slowed down. It sucks.

6:01

It sucks to see yeah, you know cuz

6:03

they slow down you like you

6:05

don't want to say anything to them You know like hey, man.

6:07

You gotta pick it up. Yeah, whatever the fuck you used to

6:10

be you gotta bring that back It's just turn it up a

6:12

little bit. Yeah, you're a little too Casual

6:15

up there. I won't say lazy, but

6:17

there's you know there's like you're too tired. Yeah,

6:19

you gotta fire the fuck up Holzman

6:21

never lost that that kind

6:23

of that You

6:25

know that fucking crazy gets crazy, but

6:29

he didn't have a show like a real

6:31

showcase He didn't have like a real you

6:33

know like a real awesome

6:35

spot Where he

6:37

could perform in front of crowds that weren't

6:39

tired and hadn't seen three hours of comedy

6:41

But so now we've got him headlining yeah,

6:43

you know and and people come to see

6:45

him They know yes, they get excited people

6:47

have seen him multiple times. Yeah cult following

6:49

here. It's great. Definitely does yeah So that

6:51

was it. I saw him once and then

6:53

I was I went to like the open

6:55

mic or whatever You know I was in

6:57

town doing the Vulcan I think and

7:00

then I go I'm gonna try to get an audition Adam wasn't

7:02

here flew back got

7:04

the audition then Did a couple

7:06

spots then did a guest spot on Holtzman show and

7:08

then I was in the car in New York I

7:10

pull over. I'm just looking at apartments in Texas. I

7:13

just called the guy go hey can I move there

7:15

I? Made him an

7:17

offer I made him an offer

7:19

that was like insane. I'm renting he literally

7:22

goes are you fucking with me dude and

7:25

The next day goes they took your offer and

7:27

I was and that was it wow Yeah, and

7:29

it was like I know Ron White calls it comedy

7:31

camp It feels like that when you're when I'm landing

7:34

here. It feels like Camp David or something Yeah,

7:36

Ari said it yesterday. He said you

7:38

made a festival here every week. It's

7:40

like a festival festival Yeah, I

7:42

wasn't sure if I'd made the right move and then I'm on the

7:45

plane And it's Roseanne

7:47

Barr The next

7:49

row back Sebastian Maniscalco, and

7:52

I'm right behind him well, I

7:54

was losing my fucking mind I Was

7:58

ago, this is it Yeah Well,

8:01

whenever you don't know if you should do something and

8:03

you like to want to do something, but then you

8:05

have that little oh I

8:08

don't know is this right? You gotta always go for

8:10

it You gotta do it you gotta go for it

8:12

and you get better at that as you age You

8:14

know it's like you have to you

8:16

gotta fuck up a lot and they go

8:18

fuck up a little less this time Yeah,

8:20

there's the fuck up there, but it's also

8:22

just like taking chances going for things. It's

8:24

very important every time I've ever done it.

8:26

It's been good my whole life every single

8:29

time whether it's first time going on stage You

8:32

know even this even like moving here sure

8:34

you know cuz I have a family and

8:36

I had a business You know like this

8:38

podcast that requires guests, and yeah I had

8:40

all these people that already lived in LA

8:42

had this built-in you know group of people

8:44

that I would have on it's

8:47

just like Coming out

8:49

here was but I was like this is this is

8:51

the move and then open in the club is like

8:53

this is the Yeah, and it's gonna be fucking annoying

8:55

It's gonna be a lot of energy a lot of

8:58

stuff going on a lot of things to pay attention

9:00

to but that's what really needs You get to practice

9:02

your hour Times a week and

9:04

that's what the road comes to you. That's

9:06

great that definitely helps a lot It's just

9:08

like you see so much healthier. It's crazy.

9:10

How much better you feel you don't travel

9:12

every week It's nuts like

9:14

I just started touring this year.

9:17

It wears you holy shit It's

9:20

like getting drunk yeah it's like getting drunk and

9:22

then you have a show that night and Then

9:24

you have another show then you fly home

9:27

and you get drunk flying home because

9:29

it feels like when you land like you're

9:31

hungover Yeah, you just like oh, why

9:33

am I so worn the fuck out with

9:35

the heat here man? Yeah, you used

9:37

to that Kind of

9:39

why I understand Biden a little more. I've been

9:42

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Silly boy. Did you say

10:25

I was telling you before this

10:27

this mayoral race in San Francisco?

10:30

This might be the end This

10:33

this might be like San Francisco

10:35

is a failed city I mean

10:38

it really is but this there's no better

10:41

Indication of how failed it is than listening

10:43

to this debate Listening to

10:45

these people argue about what's important in

10:47

San Francisco. This was on the Jesse

10:49

Waters show you gotta listen to

10:51

this Cuz how many drag queens do you know?

10:55

You were at the debate

10:57

last week and couldn't name Any

11:00

drag queens on your own? I was

11:02

wondering if you This

11:06

is an opportunity to redeem yourself And

11:09

if you could name three

11:11

LGBTQ advisors for your campaign

11:13

and three drag queens Just

11:21

Imagine the fuck and that was the thing

11:23

she's gonna sit down on this is the

11:25

actual current mayor of San

11:27

Francisco London breed that's

11:30

her right. Yeah, and she's like,

11:32

can you name three drag queens?

11:35

Can you name three mentally ill

11:38

men who address up like the

11:40

most? Tardish Caricatures

11:43

like famous or just like pixie that

11:45

does the you know, the kids story

11:47

hour down Lexus

11:49

yeah, Lexus down at the club. She

11:51

does the burlesque show. What the fuck

11:53

are you talking about? Yeah, now sit

11:55

back and enjoy this is sit

11:58

back and enjoy the show when woke Wokeism

12:01

just takes on this energy

12:03

and it gets crazier and crazier. I

12:05

mean look at the sexuality

12:08

acronym. It used to be gay and

12:10

lesbian. G-O. It

12:12

is, watching politicians have to recite that.

12:15

Oh, it's like the gun to their head. Trudeau

12:18

has them all down. But my

12:20

favorite is 2-A-I plus. House

12:26

is like everybody's in this gang that's

12:28

not a white male. It's basically everything.

12:31

You mean the American flag? That would

12:33

be a great flag to represent everybody.

12:35

Biracial people of color. There's so many

12:38

different things. Indigenous, there's

12:41

two spirits in there, which is my

12:43

favorite. I'm a two spirit. What the

12:45

fuck are you? Why not three? Why

12:48

not four? Why not 45? You're

12:50

limiting yourself. And then

12:52

A, which is hilarious too. How

12:55

do they have any say? They're asexual.

12:57

Asexual. How are they in there with the

12:59

perverts? How are they in there

13:01

with the freaks? How are they in there

13:03

with the transgender people? How are they in

13:05

there with fucking guys wearing leather thongs and

13:07

G-strings walking down the street with a black

13:09

flag? We don't want any part of this.

13:11

How are the As in that? They

13:14

just don't want to fuck. My friend came

13:17

out as bisexual, this guy in New York.

13:20

He goes, I've been so oppressed. Am I

13:22

supposed to feel bad that you get to fuck everybody? Really?

13:25

Just like, uh-uh. He's been oppressed. How

13:27

so? I don't know. I

13:30

don't know. It's a fun thing to say. It's

13:33

a fun thing to say. Yeah. And

13:35

it also gives you a position where people have

13:37

to go, oh my God, I'm so sorry. What

13:39

did I do? George

13:41

Bush was talking about pride the other

13:43

day. I was like, if

13:46

he was... The obvious? Yeah. He

13:48

was on some interview. And I was like, if

13:50

he was president today, having to... You

13:53

know, the LMAFOs, the

13:56

HGTVs, the PB&Js,

13:58

these are tasty folks. You know, my

14:01

cousins are translucent. Now

14:03

watch this drive. But think about how much

14:05

has changed since him. Well, he

14:07

is so reasonable now in comparison. I

14:09

used to have a joke about

14:13

Bush getting elected about the Iraq War

14:15

and that there's people in the back of the room. And

14:18

their idea was the

14:20

only way to find out how dumb people really are

14:23

is to have a dumb president and see if everybody

14:25

freaks out. Because the only

14:27

way they know that he's dumb is if they're

14:29

smarter than him. So the only way

14:31

to find out is put a dumb president and see how

14:33

everybody responds. And then it was all about

14:36

the Iraq War and all these things happened, like what they

14:38

believed and what they didn't. And then at the end of

14:40

it, I go, I think the people in the back of

14:42

the room were going, I think we can

14:44

go dumber. And

14:46

they were right. They were so right. Well,

14:48

people act like Trump and Biden are the

14:50

first, like, we had an

14:52

autistic cowboy running the country for eight years. We

14:55

wanted eight years of that. Yeah.

14:58

Yeah. But people didn't want it at the end,

15:00

which is why Obama won. Which

15:02

is what this country always does. We swing

15:04

hard one way and then we swing the other way. And

15:08

Duncan Trussell said this when they were

15:10

smashing windows and looting during the George

15:12

Floyd protests. Duncan said,

15:14

dude, this is going to be so bad

15:16

because we're going to have a right wing

15:18

authoritarian president next. And

15:22

I thought about it. I was like, goddamn,

15:24

he's probably right. Because that's really what happens.

15:26

There's like an over correction one way.

15:30

Like the San Francisco London

15:32

breed mayor thing, this is

15:34

an over correction to discrimination.

15:37

So there is some discrimination of gay

15:39

people. There's discrimination of all kinds of

15:42

people. How now though? Well, there's still

15:44

with gay people for sure. There's still

15:46

people that are homophobic, especially religious people.

15:49

It's too complicated now because it's like,

15:51

well, there's that. And then there's gay guys who dress

15:54

up as women who want to read to kids. And

15:56

then there's those who cut their dicks. It's too. My

15:59

dad. came out of the closet when I was seven. So

16:01

I was raised in this stuff. Came

16:04

out as racist, but he, no he's gay. I got

16:06

a gay dad, I have two dad, mom, remarried

16:10

and then my dad with a husband. And

16:12

so it's funny, I try to talk

16:14

about this, like oh shut up straight white guy, this

16:17

isn't your lived experience. I'm like no it is, it

16:19

is. Do you say

16:22

this on stage? Do you talk about it on stage? I

16:24

talk about it everywhere. Yeah, people started booing me when I

16:26

started talking about this in New York City a long time

16:28

ago. It was the first time where I talked about my

16:30

personal life because I have a crazy, everyone has a crazy

16:32

life. What were they booing? Well they're just

16:35

like you can't talk, you can't talk about, that's

16:38

their life. You can't talk about what it's like

16:40

to be a gay person. And it's like when

16:43

I was seven, I was hiding it from my

16:45

friends. So I was living like a closeted gay

16:47

guy. I

16:50

went to insane lengths to hide my

16:52

dad having a boyfriend because back, this was

16:55

1993. That's

16:57

when it was, and prior, that's when

17:00

it was bad. But I

17:02

imagine what guys like that think of what's going

17:04

on now. To be like

17:06

you're like a two-spirit, hetero, whatever

17:09

this shit is. And back then

17:11

it was bad. When

17:14

I was in middle school, my friend Josh,

17:17

his mom was gay and he didn't tell

17:19

us. And nobody talked

17:21

about it but I.

17:23

Lesbian mom's a little cooler though. She

17:26

had the whole thing. She was wearing the sleeveless

17:28

vest with the big arms. She

17:30

was a big lady and she had a girlfriend with short

17:32

hair that was always over the house. It was like the

17:34

whole, you'd go who's that lady? Oh

17:37

that's my mom's friend. Why is she always over here?

17:39

Did she live with you? That's exactly what happened. It

17:41

was one of them things. But I

17:43

lived in San Francisco. And so

17:45

when I moved to Boston, I moved to Florida for

17:47

a few years then we moved to Boston. I had

17:49

been around gay people from the time I was seven

17:52

to 11, my neighbors were gay, my

17:54

aunt used to go over and play bongos

17:56

with them naked. They would smoke pot and

17:58

play bongos. I was like, I'm just.

18:01

Way cooler. Yeah, I mean, she just loved the fact she could

18:03

just be naked around guys and no one cared. But

18:05

it was just this thing where like the whole

18:07

neighborhood was gay. Everybody was gay. Everybody. So

18:10

gay was super normal to me. I did, but

18:13

some of my friend was like hiding the fact

18:15

that his mom was gay. You

18:18

know, we never really pressed him on it, but

18:20

me and my other friend were like, hmm, his

18:22

mom's gay, right? Like, yeah, yeah, obviously. But yeah,

18:24

we were 13. Like,

18:26

what are you gonna do? For men, I

18:28

think it was associated with AIDS. So

18:31

I remember I was in the car and, you know,

18:34

we would like raise money for AIDS runs

18:36

and all this stuff and my friend's like,

18:38

that's the AIDS thing, right? And

18:41

I would tell him, my dad's an attorney, I would tell him,

18:43

because he goes, this is my partner. And

18:45

I would tell my friends, they go, why

18:47

is your dad's partner sleeping? That's his law

18:49

partner. I go, they're working on a case.

18:52

They're gonna be up all night, fellas. You know,

18:54

if you hear some banging and moaning and see

18:56

they're recreating the murder, they're in there.

18:58

I would come up with this. It's probably why

19:00

I'm a good writer, because back then

19:02

it was not accepted at all. When did

19:04

everybody figure it out? I

19:07

never told anybody. Wow. Yeah, I think I

19:09

was in college the first time I told

19:11

somebody, because I was a theater major, so

19:13

it was like, I was safe. Yeah.

19:16

I was the weird one being straight. And it also gives

19:18

you like social props. It does,

19:20

yeah. Street cred. Yeah, I'll take whatever

19:22

I can get now. When you got

19:24

resting January six face, man, you need

19:26

something. Do

19:28

you think you have January six? Well, you do

19:30

with that hat. Resting January six face. Yeah, yeah,

19:32

yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't care. I

19:35

was raised to hate America. All that bullshit, I

19:37

fucking love this country, man. It's a great country.

19:39

I love it. There's no reason to hate America.

19:41

No. We should always hate

19:44

bad behavior in all

19:46

groups of people, left and right.

19:49

Shit, shitty, evil people on

19:51

both sides. That's what we're supposed to hate. We're not supposed

19:53

to hate America. And the history, it's history.

19:55

You gotta honor it. I didn't like the stuff growing

19:57

up with my dad and stuff. I had a lot

19:59

of resentment. about that, but I thought, you know what?

20:03

That was my burden to bear. And

20:05

I have friends who saw my,

20:07

you know, gay was bad back then,

20:09

but they'd see my dad being a

20:11

great dad and cooking us dinner. And

20:14

so their introduction to a

20:16

homosexual was this normal guy. My dad, he

20:18

looks like you. He looks like kind of

20:20

like Bruce Willis and fucking, he's

20:23

just a normal dude. He's not

20:25

a feminine. He doesn't do the like, yeah,

20:27

it's like, you know. Which

20:30

is interesting, right? That there's different

20:32

groups of gay people. We

20:35

associate gay with people who

20:37

behave in a very specific,

20:40

exaggerated way. Yeah. But,

20:42

you know. Well, they're the loudest ones

20:44

on the floats with their dick out and a

20:46

four-year-old's face. Well, that's what's weird. It's

20:48

like, it's not just gay

20:50

pride. It's overtly sexual

20:52

behavior pride, you

20:55

know? Those things should have nothing to do with these.

20:57

They're so different. I know

20:59

so many gay guys that are just like, you

21:01

would never know unless they told you they were

21:03

gay. They just seem like men. Do

21:06

you think people are actually homophobic or

21:08

they're just, they have an issue with

21:10

it getting sort of convoluted

21:13

into this sexual thing that our

21:15

kids are seeing? I

21:17

think people who are homophobic just lack

21:19

nuance. They don't understand that

21:22

there's weird people in every

21:24

group. Would you be

21:26

heterophobic if you found out about

21:29

people that are child molesters? You

21:32

know, like if there was men that

21:34

wanted to date 14-year-old girls and have

21:36

sex with 14-year-old girls, you

21:39

wouldn't be heterophobic because of that. Just

21:41

like you shouldn't be homophobic if there's

21:44

gay men that want to groom

21:46

young boys. It's not

21:48

about the gay. It's about

21:50

assholes. It's about shitty members

21:53

of society and it's about a lot

21:55

of them are people who are victims

21:57

themselves and then they perpetuate

21:59

it again. later in life. It's almost like

22:01

being bitten by a vampire. One

22:03

of the things that happens with all these molested

22:06

guys- That's how you become gay, by the way. Bitten

22:09

by a vampire? Yeah. But a

22:12

lot of these molested guys wind up doing

22:14

it to other kids, which is fucking

22:16

insanely evil. Like, their

22:18

life got destroyed, and then they wound up

22:20

destroying other people's lives. I think it's something

22:23

like 30% become molesters. Crazy. This,

22:25

my priest, and I don't know the backstory on this,

22:27

but he blew his brains out when I was

22:29

eight years old. Jesus, dude. Yeah.

22:32

Seven and eight was rough for you. Seven was dad

22:34

coming out, and then- What

22:37

did the priest do that he wanted to blow his brains

22:39

out? I don't know, but I always- Catholic? I

22:41

always think about it, because I'm like, were

22:44

my blowjobs that bad? You know what I mean? Were

22:46

they that bad? Was it Catholic?

22:49

I don't know what he did. He didn't touch me, because I wasn't

22:51

a part of it. Catholic?

22:53

Methodist. Methodist, interesting. Are they allowed to

22:55

get married? Yeah, I think so. The

22:59

Catholic ones- They allowed them to blow their brains out. He

23:01

did it at the altar. Oh my God. Yeah. In

23:04

front of everybody? Nothing, no. Off

23:07

day, thank God. But I remember going back in the next day,

23:09

and we just had a new guy, and he had a mustache.

23:11

He looked like Ned Flanders, and I'm like, no,

23:13

I can't do this any- Did

23:16

they tell everybody what happened? Yeah.

23:18

Did he leave a note? Give

23:22

me a problem, maybe. I don't know.

23:24

Does anybody know what was wrong? No, I Googled

23:26

it. It's been wiped. I didn't even find the

23:28

story. Oh boy. I know. They're

23:30

good at wiping that. Well, there's a

23:33

horrible thing that people connect

23:35

priests with child molesters. Because

23:39

just like we're talking about other things,

23:41

there's a group of them. Well, I

23:43

wonder if by occupation, if it's

23:46

the most, I can't say for sure, but- It's

23:49

certainly associated the most. It's

23:51

not like NASCAR drivers. Imagine

23:53

if that many NASCAR drivers were molesting

23:55

kids. They'd shut NASCAR down in a

23:57

fucking heartbeat. But meanwhile, go Catholic Church

23:59

gets- That's tax exempt status. They're

24:03

literally guilty of moving people who are molesters

24:05

to another place where they can molest new

24:08

people instead of turn them in. That's

24:10

what Pope Benedict got in trouble for.

24:13

That's one of the reasons why he

24:15

stepped down. Really? Yeah. He

24:17

was responsible for moving this one guy that went

24:19

on to molest 100 deaf kids. Yeah.

24:23

Yeah. They would

24:25

move these people to places where they could

24:27

get away with it instead of turn them

24:29

in. I don't know

24:32

if they gave him counsel. I mean, what the

24:34

fuck? The thing about that particular evil, the

24:36

evil of child molesters, is it doesn't

24:39

seem to be able to be fixed.

24:43

If you were a guy who was

24:46

like a Wolf of

24:48

Wall Street guy, he did a lot of crazy

24:50

shit with the stock market, but then you realize,

24:52

look, I fucked up. I should have never done

24:54

that. I was doing drugs. I fucked up. People

24:58

accept that you're not a thief

25:00

anymore. Yeah. You can go do

25:02

talk shows. You can write a book, and

25:04

people go, wow, that guy, they made a movie

25:07

out of him. Leonardo DiCaprio. Sure. Leonardo

25:09

DiCaprio played him at a fucking movie, and now

25:11

he's out there. He's back. But

25:14

we don't think that way about child

25:16

molesters. If

25:19

you murdered somebody, like I was young, I

25:21

was stupid, I hated that person, I didn't

25:23

think I murdered them. You do

25:25

25 years in jail, you come out. You would

25:27

think that guy's reformed. There's

25:29

no feeling like that ever with child molesters. You

25:31

go out and make Midnight at Paris after that.

25:34

Yes. He

25:37

never went to jail. No, I don't know if he did.

25:39

Well, he did something. I went out with a girl who

25:41

told ... She goes, I feel like I'm hanging out with

25:43

Woody Allen when I'm hanging out with you. I was like,

25:45

I don't know if that was a ... What

25:48

year Woody Allen? Yeah. Yeah,

25:50

it was like any haul? He was like, you're giving

25:52

me an existential crisis. You're not even Asian. I'm trying

25:54

something different. Have you ever listened to his old stand

25:57

up? Yeah, I like it. It's so pervy. Yeah,

25:59

he's very ... Pervy, but it's it's hilarious

26:02

how openly pervy yeah Yeah, and then you have

26:04

to think of the time in which he was

26:06

doing the stand-up. This is a 1960s Yeah,

26:09

so he's doing this like weird Sexuals

26:11

fucking a moose, you know the

26:14

moose had me mounted on the wall. It was

26:16

you know, he's talking about girls Yeah,

26:18

yeah, we talked about girls. I loved girls.

26:20

His voice is so to be

26:23

him, you know You know, he

26:25

really this is really what his voice is, you

26:27

know, and you're a knockout show

26:29

you really are and he's an odd dude

26:31

Yeah, that's just when you're funny though. Yeah,

26:33

you can be that's that's your currency. He's

26:35

an ugly weird-looking guy, but if

26:38

you're funny You that's

26:40

that's what you do. Yeah up until the whole

26:43

Child molesting accusations. Yeah,

26:46

she was a bit of a batshit

26:48

crazy lady I mean, they both of

26:50

them deserve whatever happened. They both deserve

26:52

it She was adopting kids in

26:54

returning them. What? Yeah. Oh, yeah. She returned. No

26:57

all the time. Yeah. Why? Yeah She just bad.

26:59

I like this one, you know, she would get

27:01

like mangled kids and and all these, you know,

27:03

they'd have all these Disabilities

27:06

and stuff and then she would return

27:08

them Wow. Yeah I mean all all

27:11

the kids have come out with different stories, but you

27:14

know Well, if you're they deserve each other

27:16

if you're fostering kids and taking care of

27:18

care kids You're taking care of kids that

27:20

have already experienced like some crazy shit You

27:23

know, so these kids are probably already

27:25

fucked up. I'm didn't speak English. They'd

27:27

bring them in from Different

27:30

countries China and stuff. I didn't speak

27:32

English. They'd be like disabled and

27:34

then Woody Allen's like you want to go for a

27:36

walk? But

27:41

his movies are so good They're

27:43

pretty good. They're not that good. They're not that

27:45

good. But but what I love about

27:48

it It's a different nobody could do

27:50

that now and go I can go go make a

27:52

movie a year you're going I'm gonna see the Rogan

27:54

movie. I'm gonna see the I'm seeing the Shane Gillis

27:56

movie. Did he really make one a year? Yeah, well,

27:58

he made him real cheap didn't pack himself and

28:02

that will never have that again I even remember when

28:04

I was in my teens go I'm seeing the Woody

28:07

Allen movie you didn't even care what it was it's

28:09

like a new comedian special coming out you'd just go

28:11

like they were always good right like how many does

28:13

he have oh my god look at movies yeah he's

28:15

still making

28:18

them that one's good rainy in New York it's good where

28:21

does he live now he lives in Manhattan

28:23

still yeah same place upper east

28:26

side wonder if he gets fucked with

28:29

like can you just walk around probably

28:32

he's dead he's old man yeah he is

28:34

old I don't think people would recognize him

28:36

really oh come on not a

28:38

younger not the younger generation I think they

28:40

know who he is he never lived with

28:42

Mia Farrow I found out so they'd never

28:44

live they never even slept over each other's

28:46

house they were never married oh

28:49

no kidding yeah doesn't make it

28:51

less weird that he started fucking her daughter

28:53

but no but it was not you

28:55

know the best to see newer

28:57

since she was like two yeah

29:00

yeah yeah not good yeah yeah

29:03

that's what he looks like now yeah yeah

29:05

they recognize him in a heartbeat dude well she's

29:07

older now yeah he's 88

29:10

Wow goddamn he's done the pandemic I

29:13

think finished him he's 88 finished

29:15

him well I mean just life

29:18

is finishing him he's 88 years

29:20

old man I mean that's

29:22

just and he just still does a movie here

29:24

what did he get arrested for there and that's

29:26

from a movie take the money around

29:29

I think oh yeah he

29:31

had some great fucking movies man he

29:33

did but he's a he's a real

29:36

like germaphobe neurotic guy the pandemic ruined

29:38

anybody that had that type of personality

29:40

oh I know a few people oh

29:43

god yeah done yeah they're

29:45

not coming back not come that's that

29:47

is a tragedy this is what that's the tragedy

29:49

of our time man yeah there were people that

29:51

were barely hanging on oh yeah

29:53

they were riddled with anxiety yeah

29:56

I was one of them but but it was more

29:58

because I because I didn't get the vaccine and

30:00

couldn't take part in society. That was a

30:02

fun little experiment we did that we're just

30:04

going to pretend like never happened. Yeah,

30:07

that was an interesting thing. Interesting

30:09

little thing, yeah. We had segregation

30:11

in this country based on medicine

30:13

and then we're back to pretending

30:15

like it never fucking happened. At

30:17

least now they're having hearings on

30:19

it. Yeah, nine years later, Fauci

30:21

was on TV the other day going, you

30:24

know, it could have come from the lab.

30:26

It may have been a leak. I want

30:28

to stay open minded and unseen. And they're

30:30

like, oh, okay. Like, what? Did you see

30:33

all that leaked stuff coming out of his

30:35

audio? Yeah. You got to make, make pressure

30:37

people. You got to. Yeah, they'll drop their

30:39

ideological bullshit when they can't work. Dude.

30:42

You've been showing when you make their

30:44

lives difficult, they will drop their ideological

30:46

bullshit. Just give them another booster. Boost

30:48

them up. Imagine saying that about people's

30:50

jobs that you're going to force them

30:53

into making a decision with their own

30:55

body. And not only that, but mandate

30:57

it. And not only that as a

30:59

doctor, know that some people are allergic

31:01

to some of the components,

31:04

some of the actual ingredients in

31:06

these vaccines. Sure. Aaron Rodgers is

31:08

one of them. Yeah. He's allergic to one

31:10

of the chemicals that's in it. You can't take it. And

31:13

some people have immune systems that work pretty

31:15

well and maybe you don't need to start

31:17

jabbing them with experimental stuff.

31:19

I mean. Yeah. It's a wild thing

31:21

that happened. And so many people are

31:23

still defending it because they defended it

31:25

previously. They're not defending it from a

31:28

position of objectivity, like here we are, 2024,

31:31

let's look at the data. No, they're

31:33

defending it from this weird place

31:35

of I defended it three years

31:37

ago and I shamed people three

31:39

years ago and we were right.

31:42

We were right. You were wrong. We were

31:44

right. It saved millions. They always say that.

31:46

Saved millions. Which is, by the way, there's

31:49

no way to tell if that's true. There's

31:51

no way to tell. Because the number of

31:53

people that actually die from COVID is so

31:56

grossly exaggerated. Most people think it's a

31:58

very high number of people that died from COVID. it's

32:00

less than 1%. It's like, was

32:03

it 0.3? Is

32:05

it like one third of 1%? Is that

32:07

what it is? Something like that? I

32:09

don't know one per, I know people do.

32:11

And some people, you know. I know a

32:14

couple of people that died. But it's not

32:16

what, I remember, I was watching CNN. I

32:18

was kind of like a brainwashed woke person

32:20

until the pandemic. Every day

32:22

I was on CNN watching, watching that death ticker,

32:25

that, like the stock market. And

32:27

then when I made my decision not to

32:29

get the vaccine, and I lost almost every

32:31

friend, every job, and

32:34

was called like a far right Trump

32:36

supporter, I go, okay,

32:38

this is, we've never done this before. What

32:41

was your decision? Why'd you decide not to

32:43

take it? Well, I

32:45

mean, I'm not getting something, first of all, it

32:48

wouldn't have been made that, Trump's really

32:51

good at pushing things through regulations very fast.

32:53

If we had any other president, there's no

32:55

way. That's what, whoops, do you

32:57

remember whoops, Joe, right, nobody can do that,

32:59

I call it warp speed. Edison

33:02

couldn't do it with lightning speed, but I did

33:04

warp speed, I made it. They said, sure, it'll

33:06

take 15 years, I made it in two days.

33:08

He's bragging about how quick he did it. And

33:11

I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking get that.

33:13

I'm young, I'm healthy, I had COVID, I

33:15

had natural immunity, I was doing what everybody

33:17

has done throughout history. Right, you already had

33:19

COVID, which is really important. Yeah, so why

33:21

risk that? And what was the, what

33:24

version of COVID did you have the earliest one? I

33:26

had the first, the first, the OG,

33:28

the original. And how bad was it

33:30

for you? It was, it was like,

33:32

I get the flu every year, I'm tiny,

33:34

I'm a sickly person, you know? I'm

33:37

allergic to fucking cigarettes. Can I get one of

33:39

those fucking days? Yeah, I did, why not? I

33:42

quit smoking when I was 12, but. But you smoked a cigar? I

33:45

started when I was 10. Oh, okay.

33:47

Yeah, 10 to 21, I smoked for 11 years. Nice.

33:50

So let's start now. Sorry, I would've

33:52

invited you. No, it's fine, it's fine,

33:54

I just, goddamn. How did I

33:56

know that you had quit cigarettes? Nah, you wouldn't

33:58

know that. I think somebody

34:00

brought it up. Well, I put

34:02

up a sign when I was filming the special

34:05

that like a no smoking sign. Pull that down.

34:07

Oh yeah. A no smoking

34:09

sign. Like a Marx brother when I fucking. Well,

34:12

I had a, when I was filming the special

34:14

last week and we were live editing it. So

34:16

I put up a no smoking sign in the green room

34:18

because I had all these, I had all this camera crew

34:21

and stuff in there. What

34:24

do you hit this thing? The other side. The

34:27

top that's flipped the way I handed it to, turn it towards

34:29

you, turn it towards you. No, no, no, the other way. You

34:32

see that? That's the top. Right there. And you pulled

34:34

that thing down. That's it, there you go. But you

34:36

got it backwards. You should do it the other way

34:38

so you can see what you're doing. Oh, like this?

34:40

Yeah, there you go. This is a company

34:42

of errors. Oh, I was good at this when I was 12. Where?

34:46

Oh yeah. I used to steal cigars. I was in like

34:48

a skateboard gang and I was so small, they'd send me

34:50

under the counter and I would

34:52

steal like thousands of dollars of cigars. Under

34:55

counters? Yeah, I'd sneak under the counter of a

34:58

drug store. Because I was so small. And

35:01

then I'd come out with, and we would sell them on

35:03

the street. Your gang

35:05

sold stolen cigars? Sold stolen cigars and

35:07

we grew weed in my backyard. Yeah,

35:09

yeah. It was a real, it was

35:11

a gang. I mean, somebody stole our

35:13

weed once, we went and flipped their

35:15

car over and burnt it. Wow.

35:18

Yeah. Jesus. Yeah, yeah. So that's the

35:20

privilege of growing up in Connecticut. It

35:22

was a privilege. What part of Connecticut?

35:24

New Haven. Oh, I know New Haven.

35:26

It's called Gunblazing. Everyone's like, oh, you're

35:28

so privileged. It was a, you know.

35:30

Good, New Haven's a sketchy place. Sketchy,

35:32

yeah, we hear gunshots every night. Every

35:34

single night. I used to do the

35:36

Joker's Wild Comedy Club in New Haven.

35:38

You did? Yeah. Oh yeah. Is

35:41

that still around? I don't know, it's where I did

35:43

my first open mic. No shit, you did your first

35:45

open mic there? Wow, yeah.

35:47

Actually no, first one was

35:50

the cafeteria at college. Yeah,

35:54

I was in a play. I was playing George Bush.

35:57

That's the first acting role I ever did. Stuff happens.

36:00

about that play? No. Stuff happens. It

36:02

was in the West End in London.

36:04

It was all actual quotes from

36:07

George Bush and his administration, the

36:09

whole thing. And it's fucking

36:11

amazing. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

36:14

The war and terror. Weapons

36:16

of mass destruction. All the whole, the way

36:19

they, it was almost like the pandemic, the

36:21

way they scared people. Weapons

36:23

of mass destruction. We gotta take them out.

36:25

We gotta do what we gotta do. And

36:28

we went in there and

36:30

what came of that? Yeah. Biden

36:33

pulling out, leaving billions of dollars of

36:37

shit behind. Yeah. If you just compared

36:40

Biden to George Bush, George Bush looks like

36:42

a fucking Rhodes Scholar. Yeah. Shakespeare. That's crazy.

36:44

We thought that he was an idiot. We

36:47

thought, God, it came up to such an embarrassment

36:49

that that guy is the president. Yeah.

36:51

And now look at the new choices we

36:53

have. You're like, yo, Bush

36:56

would be like the wise choice at

36:58

this point. Yeah.

37:00

You know? Oh yeah. Did

37:03

you ever watch the clip when they're like asking

37:05

them, I think about Bin Laden or something? So

37:08

I go, we're going to find Bin Laden, but

37:10

first watch this drive. Watch

37:12

this drive. Yeah. I watch that every day.

37:14

It was a good drive. Yeah. And it

37:16

was a way of keeping people calm and

37:18

like, he's so American. He just is. We're

37:21

dumb. We're fucking stupid. Yeah. He's a transport

37:23

to Texas. You know, they're from Maine. He

37:25

was born in New Haven, you know that.

37:27

Wasn't really. And he denies it. He did

37:30

not. The bridge that goes into New Haven is

37:32

the George W. Bush Bridge and he

37:34

denies. He was born in Yale New Haven hospital. Wait

37:36

a minute. Why would he lie about that? Because he

37:38

wants to be Texas, you know, red,

37:40

white and blue. I believe it. But he knows they're

37:42

from Kennebunkport, Maine. Born

37:44

in New Haven. Really? Oh yeah. Interesting. They're

37:46

like, yeah, we're naming the bridge after it.

37:49

Is an American politician. Hey baby, New Haven.

37:51

Yeah. New Haven, Connecticut. So at one point

37:53

in time he was hiding this. Is that

37:56

what it is? Isn't that funny?

37:58

He's younger than both fucking Trump and. Biden.

38:02

He's Jesus Christ. He hasn't

38:04

been the president in like 20 fucking

38:06

years. That's so crazy. He's younger

38:08

than both of them. That's

38:10

so nuts. Look at

38:12

that. That is so crazy. That's so nuts. I

38:15

would vote for him for a third term. A

38:17

hundred percent. In a second. Come

38:19

on back, George. Yeah. We need a

38:21

laugh, buddy. And bring that Darth Vader fucking

38:23

fake heart motherfucker with you. Yeah,

38:25

Dick Cheney. Yeah. Is he still

38:27

alive? Yeah, he's literally in the Bible. He

38:30

had no pulse at one point in time. No

38:34

pulse. Because he had an artificial heart

38:36

put in while they were waiting

38:38

to put a replacement heart in. Oh, that's

38:40

right. It had an artificial pump put in.

38:42

So this pump continually circulated blood. It didn't

38:44

have a pulse. So he had no

38:46

pulse. Tell me that's not in the Bible. Isn't that in

38:48

the Bible? Oh my God. I don't know. I haven't read

38:50

the whole Bible. Maybe you heard my priest blew his brains

38:52

out when I was eight. I kind of stopped reading. But

38:54

I mean, if you're gonna have like a

38:57

demon incarnate. God

38:59

damn. You probably have no pulse.

39:01

I would imagine. Watching

39:03

Biden, like when

39:05

he freezes up now. Oh yeah, that's crazy.

39:07

You think he's gone, man. Well, he's gonna

39:10

go. But also he's freezing

39:12

up, medicated to the tits.

39:14

Like whatever they're doing to keep him alive.

39:17

IV, vitamin transfusions and

39:19

fucking hormones and amphetamines,

39:22

whatever they're doing. I don't know what they're doing.

39:24

Neutropics, I don't know what they're doing. He could

39:26

be the first president to be assassinated by time.

39:29

I mean, I just. He's not gonna make it. I

39:32

just can't believe they're running him. It doesn't even make sense. The

39:34

more he flails about in these

39:36

speeches, the more he fucks up and almost

39:39

like he feels like he doesn't want to

39:41

do it. So he's trying to get out of it.

39:43

You're not really saying this didn't happen? This did

39:45

not happen. White House denies, claims Biden

39:47

froze at fundraiser event. They're calling him

39:50

cheap fakes now. But

39:52

wait a minute. There's a video of

39:54

the show where, look, I don't think

39:56

that's a big deal. The thing's over.

39:59

He gets led off. the stage like who cares that's

40:02

nothing some of the other stuff

40:04

like who was that one where he was like yelling

40:06

at people like completely just yelling

40:09

with a big

40:11

smile on his face he always does that

40:13

yeah but this was a wild one that's

40:15

just him walking off with Joe Biden with

40:17

Obama like who cares that doesn't I think

40:19

it was the like he gave him a

40:21

little pinch on the arm like you do

40:23

to your grandma let's go he's just looking

40:25

out at the crowd which is odd he

40:27

does look frozen though yeah yeah he's frozen

40:30

yeah but whatever yeah that's the least

40:32

of the things that are wrong the

40:34

thing of you've you seen the video

40:36

of him yelling Jamie there's

40:39

this crazy video he's

40:42

like someone says something to

40:44

him and he yells something back but it's

40:46

literally no words and then he has

40:48

a big smile on his face he yells and then he

40:50

does that whisper like well we're very very sure

40:57

it's hard to believe it's real it's

40:59

hard it's almost like we're being punked by China oh

41:03

they yeah they definitely doing that they're definitely doing

41:07

that go but was a bit of a

41:09

punk a little bit a little yeah yeah

41:11

minor worldwide punk that

41:14

we funded that we farther yeah

41:16

our tax dollars I about

41:20

reparations for everybody who got fired for not

41:22

getting the COVID vaccine I think everyone should

41:24

get a fat check hundred

41:26

thousand dollars that's not a bad idea

41:28

it's not even enough how many people

41:30

lost their fucking job people it's destroyed

41:33

people this isn't it well we hear

41:35

this though we hear with this one

41:37

is Donald Trump when

41:39

he was commander in chief refused

41:42

to visit a cemetery US cemetery

41:44

outside of Paris for

41:46

fallen American soldiers and

41:49

he referred to those heroes and I

41:51

quote as suckers and losers he

41:54

actually said that oh he said that

41:56

how dare he said that how

41:58

dare you talk about my son and all about stress

42:00

like that. What?

42:03

How dare you? Sweet

42:06

old man, though. Yeah. Is

42:08

that how his son died? Why is he saying

42:10

his son? His son, the death

42:12

of his son changes by the day. It's

42:15

like. But what is he saying there?

42:18

Is he saying his son died as a military

42:20

person? Yeah, I don't think he

42:22

died in war. He mixes it up. Does

42:25

that say how he died? He died from

42:27

cancer. Biden

42:30

had radiation and chemotherapy treatments. Cancer remained

42:32

stable. May 20, 2015, he was admitted

42:34

to Walter Reed National Medical Center in

42:37

Bethesda, Maryland because of recurrence of brain

42:39

cancer. He died there 10 days later.

42:41

OK. What

42:43

does that have to do? Why

42:47

is he saying, how dare they talk about my son?

42:49

He'll link everything to his son died.

42:51

No, no, no. Exposure to military burn

42:54

pits in Iraq.

42:56

OK, that makes sense. OK. So

42:59

what did he do? According

43:02

to his father, Bo was

43:04

diagnosed with, say

43:07

that word. Ankylosing

43:09

spondylitis. I can't remember which. Ankylosing

43:14

spondylitis. Ankylosing

43:21

spondylitis. After

43:23

returning from service in Kosovo, he

43:26

was later diagnosed with brain cancers, father believes

43:28

is a possible consequence of

43:30

exposure to military burn pits. Well,

43:33

those burn pits 100% fucked people up. That's

43:36

so crazy that they did that, too. They

43:39

had soldiers over there, and they had all this waste, and

43:41

they just burned it all. And then

43:43

the wind would just blow it right into

43:45

the camp. So these soldiers are just breathing

43:47

in toxic chemical waste. Yeah.

43:53

Yikes. Yeah, what the fuck, man? What

43:56

was the sun doing? Or someone's in

43:58

Kosovo. Was the sun serving? I

44:01

think so. Is that what

44:03

happened? It's

44:08

amazing how Trump, he looks

44:10

like, he looks so young

44:13

and energized compared to Biden now. Yeah but it's

44:15

just compared to Biden. Just compared to it. He

44:17

was in Kosovo after 1998-1999 Kosovo War working

44:22

on behalf of the OSCE to

44:24

train judges and prosecutors for the

44:27

local judicial system. 2004 became

44:30

a partner in the law firm of Bit

44:32

to Ferrato, Gentilodi,

44:35

Biden and Balik where

44:37

he worked for two years before being elected

44:39

attorney general of Delaware. He was

44:43

nominated, when Joe Biden was nominated for

44:45

Vice President, Beau introduced him.

44:47

Many delegates wept at his speech which were

44:49

crowned to the auto accident that killed his

44:51

mother and sister and the subsequent commitment his

44:54

father made to his sons. So

44:58

his active duty deployed

45:00

to Iraq, sent

45:02

to Fort Bliss for pre-deployment training this

45:04

day after his father participated in 2008

45:07

presidential campaigns, only vice presidential debate. Father

45:09

was on record saying I don't want him going but

45:11

I tell you what I don't want my grandson or

45:13

my granddaughter's going back in 15 years so

45:16

I can't see it all

45:18

Jimmy. It's cut off. Oh

45:22

so how we leave makes a big

45:24

difference. Whoa that didn't age well. So

45:27

how we leave makes a big difference. Then you

45:29

think about what they did in Afghanistan. Hey

45:32

man fuck that job. Fuck

45:35

that job. You literally have to be a

45:37

crazy person to want that job. Like do

45:39

you imagine wanting the stress of being either

45:41

the vice president or the president? Brian

45:43

Regan has a joke about being president. Every morning

45:45

you wake up someone's like problems sir.

45:49

Lots and lots of problems. Any

45:51

of those jobs. There's not one day where everything's

45:53

like fucking yeah. Do you think they should have

45:55

an age cap on the politicians? Well

45:57

they got a minimum right 35 to run. If

46:00

you want to be a fireman you have

46:02

to show that you're physically competent Yeah, you

46:04

have to complete a physical fitness course sure

46:06

you have to you know because you might

46:08

be able have to do things if you

46:10

Are a president I think you should have

46:12

to commit a mental fitness course like

46:15

they should have to test you with puzzles

46:18

They should have to ask you yeah, yeah, like

46:20

legitimately like it sounds stupid But that's a good

46:22

way to find out what whether someone's brain works

46:24

well test people with

46:26

puzzles and quizzes and

46:30

Ask them questions about history, and they shouldn't

46:32

be able to prepare for it I think

46:34

it should be something that you just you

46:36

just announce today's the day we're

46:38

gonna pull them into this room and we're gonna

46:41

Film it all and ask him a bunch of questions about

46:43

all kinds of things and then let's find out how that

46:45

guy How his brain works? I

46:47

mean, I think Mitch McConnell had two strokes

46:50

wait very short amount of time He locks up whatever

46:52

that is. I don't think it's a stroke, but it's

46:54

it he definitely locks up

46:57

like Windows 95 Yeah, yeah,

46:59

it's not good. It's not good,

47:01

and he's not stepping down Yeah,

47:03

these people are so old They're

47:06

so old and they shouldn't be doing anything

47:09

They certainly shouldn't be running the

47:11

world for future generations that they are absolutely

47:13

not gonna witness Mitch McConnell It is actually

47:16

stepping down. Oh, we will step down when

47:18

did he decide not too long ago? Okay

47:23

finally He

47:25

should have stepped down fucking immediately he

47:27

sounds like mr.. Magoo and Jimmy store

47:32

I mean your your GG ping or

47:34

whatever watching these politicians just having a

47:36

good chuckle I think they that

47:38

GG ping knows those politicians don't really run

47:40

jack shit It's

47:43

the you know what Trump likes to go the deep

47:45

state the deep state real. That's real

47:47

There's there's a bunch of people that run the government

47:50

from war they though well

47:52

There's a lot of money.

47:54

There's heads of immense

47:56

corporations that have incredible financial

48:00

control and influence on politicians. This is

48:02

the reason why lobbyists are some of

48:04

the richest fucking people in the country.

48:06

Like some of the richest real estate

48:08

is in Virginia, right inside of DC.

48:10

And it's a lot of its lobbyists.

48:13

The amount of money that they pour into

48:15

campaigns and pour into making sure that their

48:17

agendas are being met and that their businesses

48:19

get to grow because of regulations

48:22

or lack of regulations or tariffs or

48:24

lack of tariffs or whatever the fuck

48:26

they're trying to do. That's that's who

48:28

runs things. Really and makes

48:31

decisions. And then the

48:33

politicians keep us embattled in

48:35

these social squabbles. You

48:37

know it's like when they have when

48:39

Kamala Harris had this guy

48:42

in a dress with a beard come to the

48:44

White House recently. She's like oh my god for

48:46

pride month. Come on in. You're in the White

48:48

House. That is to

48:51

accentuate this the

48:53

social squabbling. It's so people get

48:55

fired up. Yay. Queers are in

48:57

the White House. And then other

48:59

people go what the fuck are queers doing in the

49:01

White House. It's like that

49:03

this is a part of the

49:06

grand plan to keep people

49:08

not paying attention to the

49:10

really important issues. And

49:13

to just constantly it's like

49:15

these these fucking beach

49:18

balls they throw up at a concert. They

49:20

constantly get thrown up. They're working. They're

49:23

going to take away gay marriage now. They're going

49:25

to take away abortion. They're going to take away

49:27

this guns the border. And they

49:29

just keep throwing these things in the air. So

49:31

you're just like looking left and right and looking

49:33

left and right. And while this is going on

49:37

there's all sorts of laws being

49:39

passed that allow them to look

49:41

at any computer any laptop any

49:44

any phone. They're

49:46

going to be able to bypass encryption with

49:48

A.I. I was just watching a

49:50

video where a security expert was talking about that.

49:52

He was talking about what's

49:55

that guy's name Rob Braxman. He was talking

49:57

about how A.I. in

50:00

your operating system. Once

50:03

they get AI in your operating system,

50:05

all this stuff like Signal and WhatsApp,

50:07

encrypted end-to-end encrypted devices, that's nonsense. It's

50:09

not going to work anymore. It's not

50:11

going to do anything. They're

50:13

going to be able to get your

50:15

information before it's encrypted, as you're typing

50:17

it, before you send it. Everything

50:20

is going to be transparent. They'll

50:22

have access to anything they want,

50:24

anything you have on any device.

50:26

It doesn't matter what kind of

50:28

encryption, what kind of bullshit you're

50:30

using. Oh, that's out the window. He

50:33

was explaining that. What

50:35

about Elon's Neuralink chip? Do

50:38

you think people are going to have those? They

50:40

can just go open up. They don't even have

50:42

to say it. You just think it. Open up

50:44

Google. That's going

50:46

to happen. There's going to be versions of that. What's

50:50

Nolan's last name? R-Boc. Say it again.

50:53

R-Boc. R-Boc. You

50:55

say it the right way? R-Boc. R-Boc.

50:59

R-Boc. He's the first Neuralink patient. We

51:01

had him in the other day. I

51:04

think the episode comes out today. It's out now.

51:06

Yeah, it's out now. He's the first

51:08

guy to get the Neuralink. Does that sound like Elon?

51:11

He's like, I'm sorry. It's working pretty well.

51:13

That's very, very smart. We're going to be

51:15

looking very well. Very smart, very interesting person

51:18

to talk to, completely paralyzed from the neck

51:20

down, except for a few movements in his

51:22

hands. He can kind of move a little

51:24

bit. The spinal cord's not totally severed, but

51:26

it's very badly damaged from an accident

51:29

in the river. And

51:31

now with this Neuralink, he can play

51:33

video games. He can do all kinds

51:35

of shit. And he said

51:38

the cursor goes where his eyes go. The

51:42

cursor goes exactly where he wants it to

51:44

go. So he's like, I have a built-in

51:46

aimbot if I'm playing video games. Because I

51:48

don't miss. He's

51:51

like, I can look right at it. I

51:53

can shoot at things, which is pretty wild.

51:55

And it makes you think, OK, well, for soldiers,

51:57

that's a must. You have to

51:59

give them that. You know in that's you

52:02

know some of the fighter jets the

52:05

new helmets that they have on now are

52:07

augmented reality helmets and When

52:09

they're flying the jets as they're looking

52:11

at a specific spot. That's where the

52:13

crosshairs go So

52:15

the the crosshairs are connected to

52:17

this We're gonna be

52:19

doing that with jokes like you just like

52:21

hit the punchline I think

52:24

Comedy is probably gonna be one of the last places Where

52:27

the actual human experience exists

52:29

in a pure form you

52:32

know It's one of several reasons

52:34

why at the mothership we make people put their

52:36

phones in a bag like get that out of

52:38

your head Yeah, stop looking at that just

52:41

sit down and watch a huge difference

52:43

It's a giant difference But if

52:45

we could still have things like that

52:48

it'll remind us of what it's like

52:50

to be a human You know like the

52:52

movies have kind of gone away go into

52:54

the movie theater. I stopped Well,

52:56

I stopped during the pandemic because you couldn't go and then

52:58

I was like, oh, this is way better if you have

53:00

a nice TV at home and no one's gonna erupt and

53:03

You know there's something about that kind of taking

53:05

a girl on a date But oh yeah I

53:07

remember I went everybody had to be six feet

53:09

apart and you know two people in each row

53:11

and that's all made up When

53:14

they found out six he's like it

53:16

was out there. I didn't I didn't

53:18

make up the rules It was out

53:20

there from this flu when we didn't

53:23

even have fucking electricity back then Well,

53:26

it's there's no it doesn't make sense.

53:28

It's in the air. It's a respiratory

53:30

virus They've never ever in the history

53:32

of human beings been able to contain

53:34

a respiratory virus You can't do

53:36

it if a respiratory virus gets

53:39

out to a certain number of people and it

53:41

starts spreading through certain pop It's just gonna and

53:43

it also has Animal reservoirs

53:46

so one of the things I find

53:48

it actually can exist in certain animals

53:50

in fact in deer They

53:53

tested a bunch of white-tailed deer just

53:55

wild deer and a bunch of them

53:57

tested positive for COVID-19 I'm

54:01

gonna look back this that's six. There's

54:03

still six feet stand six feet apart

54:05

at the airport. It's so fucking stupid

54:08

It's so stupid, but it was all a

54:10

thing where people looked for something to make

54:12

them feel better, right? So

54:14

even though masks didn't work even

54:18

though six foot distancing didn't work if

54:21

you were out in public and you

54:23

knew that kovat was a thing and there wasn't Some

54:26

sort of fake measure that made you at

54:28

least feel safe Like you

54:30

have to stand a little bit apart from each other you have

54:32

to wear the mask We're gonna be okay

54:34

if we follow these rules. We took the vaccine

54:37

We're standing six feet away We're wearing a mask

54:39

and so all those things even though none of

54:41

those things kept you from getting kovat zero of

54:43

those things Kept you from getting kovat. In fact,

54:45

there's more evidence now that the more of those

54:47

shots you take the more you get kovat there's

54:50

a bunch of different reasons for that, but I'm

54:52

not a virologist or biologist, but Those

54:55

things at least kept people thinking that they

54:57

were doing the right thing and that maybe

54:59

they're gonna be safe Instead of just a

55:01

freak out of a bunch of people with

55:03

no masks and a wild disease that we've

55:05

been told is gonna kill Everybody I saw

55:07

the clip of him saying, you know, that's

55:09

really they'll make you feel better. And

55:12

so I thought okay That

55:14

makes sense. Nobody said in that clip. Yeah,

55:16

it's not gonna help It's not gonna help

55:18

and then wear one then you people

55:20

start wearing two. Yeah, he was wearing two

55:22

Yeah, you got to wear two then wear

55:24

a face shield and put a fucking diaper

55:27

over your fucking head The wear two is

55:29

just like the woke shit in San Francisco.

55:31

It never stops It would go to wear

55:33

a beekeepers outfit. It would go further. Yeah,

55:35

if they let it stay on I wear

55:37

two masks now I feel more

55:39

protected. Yeah wrap yourself in plastic and

55:41

just stay underwater It's

55:44

amazing how that guy can gaslight It's

55:47

amazing. He does it and he's his hands

55:49

fidget and the you can tell with his

55:51

body language Oh, he's fuck. I love watching

55:54

him when he's in Congress when they're when

55:56

they're you know, interrogating him It's a political

55:58

feeder Ron It's all

56:00

misinformation and disinformation. Yeah. Oh,

56:04

he's well prepared to gaslight. But

56:06

how can people still watch him

56:08

and go, yeah, you know, we did the

56:10

right thing. Even in that audio

56:12

that you were talking about, he

56:14

said, would you make people's lives

56:16

difficult, they will drop their ideological

56:18

bullshit and get vaccinated. Fucking worked.

56:22

He said, when they were quizzing him on

56:24

this, when they were asking him about this

56:26

and confronting him with this, he

56:29

said, that's not what I meant. Yeah.

56:33

He's sick. He's a sick, mad

56:36

scientist. What could you possibly have meant other

56:38

than what you said? If

56:40

you're that guy, this is not like a

56:42

thought experiment, you're hanging out with buddies and

56:44

you're like, imagine if you were a guy,

56:46

you would tell people, no, that's not what

56:49

that was. That was you,

56:51

the head of the NIH, you, the

56:53

head of our America's coronavirus task force.

56:55

You're the big guy. You're the one

56:58

America looks to for the answers. And

57:00

you're saying that. Yeah, shame them and,

57:02

but God did that work, man. That

57:06

was what I learned from that was how

57:08

hard it is to stand up for something

57:10

you believe in. God damn.

57:14

To go, I'm going to do this and I'm

57:16

going to, you start to see your friends disappear,

57:18

your family. I mean, I wasn't allowed home

57:21

for Christmas. I had to sit outside

57:23

on a porch with half my

57:25

family outside wearing masks on and I'm

57:27

standing on the other side. It's 38

57:30

degrees out. And I'm going, what

57:32

am I like, like the first AIDS patient here?

57:35

How do they respond to that now? They

57:37

apologize? No, no,

57:39

it's just, it will not. Everything's just

57:41

back. We're just back. We're back open.

57:44

You know, it's, um, but that's,

57:46

do you think that's just human nature? Like we're

57:48

going to people are cowards. And

57:51

there's like a mass psychosis

57:54

that happens. Like everybody

57:56

to collectively panicked in the

57:58

face of this. that

58:00

we'd never experienced before, like

58:02

a global pandemic in our lifetime, and

58:05

then people fell apart. Like

58:07

that's what happens to people when they

58:09

get pressured. There's a lot of people

58:11

out there that have never really experienced

58:13

actual pressure in their life. So when

58:15

something scary like a virus comes into

58:17

their life, they fold up like a

58:19

house of cards. They just can't take

58:21

it. They don't know what the fuck

58:23

to do and they don't have any

58:25

personal sovereignty. So they don't have the ability

58:27

to go, wait, what is

58:30

everyone saying? That doesn't make any sense. Why

58:32

am I gonna do that? What are the

58:34

consequences? How much do we know

58:36

about pharmaceutical drug companies? Have they ever lied

58:38

before? Oh they have. Have they ever been

58:41

fine, oh the most fines in medical history?

58:44

Okay, what are these studies? Like

58:46

how long did they take to do these studies?

58:48

Like it's a hundred percent effective. What does that

58:50

mean? How do they define a hundred percent effective?

58:52

Does that mean if you take it you definitely

58:54

won't get COVID? Because that's what I thought it

58:57

meant. Do you know what it meant in a

58:59

hundred percent effective in stopping death? In

59:01

the vaccine, Robert Kennedy explained this to

59:04

me. This is his

59:06

words, not mine, but if he's right it's the craziest

59:08

fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. I

59:10

think he's right. In

59:12

the placebo group, two

59:15

people die. I'm gonna do his

59:17

voice while you talk. Don't do

59:19

that. In the placebo group, two

59:21

people died from COVID. In the

59:23

vaccine group, one person died. Two

59:25

is a hundred percent more than

59:27

one. So it's one hundred percent

59:29

effective. Imagine

59:33

that. Imagine that kind of math.

59:35

That's that's fauci kind of gasoline. Nobody really

59:37

knew. Nobody knew. It's like a hundred percent

59:39

effective. So you get people like Rachel Maddow

59:41

on TV telling you that. The virus stops

59:43

with you. You can't get

59:46

infected. You can't transmit. And then they never

59:48

even, they had to admit later in European

59:50

court that they never even tested it for

59:52

transmission. It was never tested

59:55

for transmission. Who hears that and is

59:57

gonna go, fuck it. Yeah,

1:00:00

I get I get to be the hero I

1:00:02

get to get the shot Yeah, and I get

1:00:04

to end it yeah, and that's how people walk

1:00:06

in Instagram Yeah, I

1:00:09

got vaccine. You know what fucking fine, but

1:00:11

don't shame the people who just made the

1:00:13

decision That it's

1:00:15

not for me I never said one negative thing

1:00:17

about the vaccine or who got it and goddamn

1:00:20

dude even in the in the stand-up scene I

1:00:22

was a far right I QAnon

1:00:25

all the fucking things horse

1:00:27

medicine guy. You know you know it's like listen man.

1:00:29

I got it on CNN I know it. I know

1:00:32

it more than anybody knows it Chris

1:00:35

Cuomo would not did you see the Dave

1:00:37

Smith dude Dave Smith fuck lit him on

1:00:39

fire He lit him on fire on his

1:00:41

corpse that piece of shit that

1:00:43

that clip actually I made I did an

1:00:46

impression of you Doing an

1:00:48

impression of Don Lemon dude wait

1:00:50

you met don't get the vaccine can't

1:00:52

go to work Yeah, don't get the vaccine. You

1:00:54

can't take a poop. Don't get the vaccine Unbelievable

1:00:57

that that is on national television and that

1:00:59

clip lives on and they get to just

1:01:01

get away with well Not only that him

1:01:03

and Chris Cuomo when he's talking about people

1:01:06

injecting Veterinary medicine

1:01:09

and then Chris Cuomo saying

1:01:11

Ivermectin a deer warmer like

1:01:14

the the Stupidity in

1:01:16

which they were describing on cable

1:01:19

television like first of all you're not

1:01:21

injecting anything you fucking Idiot you're taking

1:01:23

a small pill That's one of the

1:01:25

safest drug profiles of any drug in

1:01:28

recorded history That's been prescribed

1:01:30

to human beings billions of times

1:01:33

and the fact that they had the balls to

1:01:35

go on TV and frame it that way and

1:01:38

Then Chris Cuomo with with Dave Smith saying like

1:01:40

this is what we were being told that they

1:01:42

were take like you don't have Google Like

1:01:45

you just go out on CNN you spit

1:01:47

out what they're telling you Didn't look at

1:01:49

it at all even at the same token

1:01:51

even if you wanted to go experiment with

1:01:53

an actual Why don't you get to

1:01:56

do that? So you everybody

1:01:58

has to take this experimental fucking

1:02:00

rush vaccine that Trump pushed the

1:02:02

regulations. Yeah, but you're missing the

1:02:04

point. The point is I was already better. That's the dumbest

1:02:06

part about this. Sure. The dumbest part

1:02:08

about let them experiment, let them not experiment. That's not

1:02:10

the point. The point was I got

1:02:12

better really quick. Which is hooray. Yeah, but

1:02:14

they didn't want that. So that's when the

1:02:16

machine moved and they went with this horse dewormer

1:02:18

narrative because they were worried that other people

1:02:20

were going to start taking ivermectin. I took

1:02:22

a bunch of things and I talked about all,

1:02:25

I didn't say ivermectin by itself. I

1:02:27

said IV vitamins,

1:02:30

monoclonal antibodies, Z-packs.

1:02:34

I literally gave the list

1:02:37

of different things. There was some

1:02:39

cordysteroid. What is that stuff called? There

1:02:43

was some sort of a steroid that I took too. What

1:02:46

was it called? You were better like in two days

1:02:48

or something, right? Quick. Holy shit. Like

1:02:51

quick. How old are you? Like it was gone.

1:02:54

God damn. I was like, I'm going to get in the bag six

1:02:56

days later. I was like, let's see what's going on. Because

1:02:59

the only way to really see what's going on is to see if I

1:03:01

have endurance. I did 10 rounds

1:03:03

in the bag. I was nothing. At five days

1:03:05

in, I did a workout and I tried it. I was like,

1:03:07

I feel pretty good. I don't

1:03:09

want to relapse because I kept hearing that people

1:03:11

would work out too quick and they'd relapse. So

1:03:15

I said, let me just go through a decent

1:03:17

workout and see how I feel. If I feel

1:03:19

it all drained or tired, I'm pretty in tune.

1:03:21

Which is how I knew something

1:03:23

was wrong in the first place. I'm pretty tuned in to

1:03:25

my body. And then the next

1:03:28

day I said, all right, let's fucking push it.

1:03:30

Let's see what's up. And I pushed

1:03:32

it. I felt 100%. I was 100% six

1:03:34

days later. And I think I was

1:03:36

100% five days later. I just

1:03:38

didn't try. So

1:03:40

that was bad for the narrative

1:03:43

because the narrative was this thing was super dangerous.

1:03:45

You know, you need to take a vaccine. That's

1:03:47

the only way through it. And

1:03:50

my doctor was saying, no, no, it's

1:03:52

not as dangerous as they're saying, especially

1:03:54

if there's someone like you who works

1:03:56

out every day and takes vitamins every

1:03:58

day and He always eats healthy.

1:04:00

This is not the thing that's gonna get

1:04:02

you. He's like, the people that are dying,

1:04:04

what I'm seeing is people with comorbidities, he

1:04:06

was explaining everything to me, and

1:04:09

he recommended a series

1:04:12

of nutrients to take to prepare

1:04:14

yourself to like, to pump up

1:04:16

your immune system. And

1:04:18

he's like, but there's a bunch of things that you can

1:04:20

take if you do get infected that will help you recover.

1:04:22

And that's what it took. And it worked.

1:04:25

Yeah, I think how many people could have perhaps

1:04:27

replicated that. They didn't want that. In

1:04:29

order to have the emergency use authorization

1:04:31

so that they could make sure that

1:04:33

everybody gets vaccinated, they had to have

1:04:35

no other treatments. That's why they demonize

1:04:37

ivermectin. That's why they demonize hydroxychloroquine. That's

1:04:40

why they kept a lot of people

1:04:42

from getting monoclonal antibodies. They didn't want

1:04:44

any solution other than the one that

1:04:46

was gonna make them insane amounts of

1:04:48

money. And that's what they pushed for.

1:04:50

And we went through that. Yeah. And

1:04:52

the thing is like, did we learn? That's the

1:04:54

question. Did we learn? I don't think so. I

1:04:56

don't know. I think a lot of people

1:04:58

learned. You learned? I

1:05:01

learned, but I almost didn't survive it. To

1:05:03

go through that, and I had no bank

1:05:05

account. I had no money. The

1:05:07

money I was getting was from Comedy Club

1:05:09

Cash. And I had just

1:05:11

gotten to the clubs in New York City. And I

1:05:13

decided I'm not going, here's

1:05:15

my papers to get in. Right. I'm

1:05:18

not doing it. Right. Not

1:05:20

doing it. I fucking performed outside during

1:05:22

those shows. I was performing for free

1:05:24

outside of comedy clubs. And

1:05:27

then once the vaccine, I said, we need your papers.

1:05:29

And I just said, I can't do it. I said,

1:05:31

okay, take care. Wow. And to

1:05:33

do- How long did you go from that to not doing

1:05:35

stand up? How many months did you not do stand up?

1:05:38

Well, I started just doing videos in

1:05:40

my living room. I lost my fucking

1:05:42

mind. That's the thing is, and

1:05:45

when I tour, a lot of

1:05:47

my fans went through

1:05:49

a similar thing. And so when I meet them

1:05:51

after, it's painful. Because

1:05:56

everybody tells me this story. I'm a firefighter. I

1:05:58

lost my job. I'm a nurse. Yeah,

1:06:00

I lost my family. I was isolated my

1:06:02

might just met a guy his daughter killed

1:06:04

herself because she couldn't practice her

1:06:06

sports She was locked in her bedroom It's

1:06:09

like the fucking damage that

1:06:11

was done and to be able to stay

1:06:13

steady during that and go all right I'm

1:06:15

gonna go through this now without any friends

1:06:17

and Being labeled

1:06:20

this far-right crazy person for

1:06:22

just saying no. Thanks to

1:06:24

the shot Yeah, it

1:06:27

you can't believe you know what

1:06:29

that does to you And so

1:06:31

I just feel I feel so I feel

1:06:34

so much for these people that did it

1:06:36

and who's who stuck up to it Yeah,

1:06:38

I do too And I've also feel for

1:06:40

the people that got suckered into taking and

1:06:42

now they have like serious consequences or serious

1:06:44

health problems You know, I was

1:06:46

ready to get vaccinated the UFC had allocated

1:06:48

a bunch of vaccines for their employees This

1:06:50

is because they were doing shows during the

1:06:52

pandemic We did shows in the

1:06:55

height of the pandemic with no crowds so

1:06:57

the UFC has this place called the apex

1:06:59

center and the apex centers a small arena

1:07:01

that the UFC built and They

1:07:03

built it to do like the Dana White Tuesday

1:07:05

night contender series and a bunch of different other

1:07:07

fights that they filmed There and so

1:07:10

we went there And they

1:07:12

said we've got the vaccine so you

1:07:14

can get vaccinated We

1:07:16

saved one for if you want to get it. I

1:07:18

said, okay great a lot of the UFC employees It

1:07:20

was the Johnson and Johnson vaccine And

1:07:23

so I called up the doctor. Hey, can I get it today?

1:07:25

I was like the day of the fights He said I can't

1:07:27

do it today. You gotta you have to come to the clinic

1:07:29

Can you come on Monday and I said I

1:07:31

can't come on Monday? I gotta go

1:07:34

back Sunday I said but I'll be back in two

1:07:36

weeks for the next fights We'll do it then in

1:07:38

the time that I left the

1:07:41

the vaccine got pulled for blood clots and

1:07:44

I knew two people that had strokes

1:07:48

One guy that I met and another guy who was a friend of a

1:07:50

guy that I met and they told me

1:07:52

that they had Strokes like within five days of

1:07:54

getting vaccinated and I was like wait

1:07:56

what and then they

1:07:58

were saying I was reading the news story about

1:08:01

it. They're pulling it because of blood clots. I

1:08:03

remember that. These guys that got, had, and I'm

1:08:05

like, holy shit. And

1:08:07

I think I talked to the

1:08:09

UFC. I go, hey man, I don't want to take that.

1:08:11

And you know, they, one of the guys that I talked

1:08:14

to over there was like, I agree with you. Like, you

1:08:16

know, I took it. I don't know. I think I feel

1:08:19

okay, but I know a guy.

1:08:21

I know a guy. Everybody knew a guy that got

1:08:23

fucked up. Everybody knew somebody who got fucked up by

1:08:25

it. But it was like all of a sudden the

1:08:27

genie had come out of the bottle because before

1:08:29

that I was all in. I was, I was

1:08:32

not in any way, shape, or form anti-vax. And

1:08:34

it doesn't make you anti-vax for not wanting to

1:08:37

get one of them. My point is, in fact,

1:08:39

I was at a, I was having a conversation

1:08:41

with one of the

1:08:43

scientists that I talked to about this and I

1:08:46

was like, maybe this would be good to get

1:08:48

people that are these crazy people that are anti-vaccine

1:08:50

to like wake up and recognize the importance of

1:08:52

these things. So this was my mindset back then.

1:08:55

And so when that happened, I

1:08:58

decided like I'm not taking a chance with

1:09:00

this thing. Like this is too weird. And

1:09:02

then I knew another guy who had some

1:09:04

sort of a heart problem from the Moderna

1:09:07

one allegedly. And then it

1:09:09

just got, it just started getting weirder

1:09:11

and weirder. And then when a

1:09:13

couple of my friends got COVID, one of the things that

1:09:15

happened is my whole family got COVID. And

1:09:18

I was like, well, I should probably just

1:09:20

get it. And I was like,

1:09:22

if I get, I was getting tested every day

1:09:24

because we were doing the podcast. So the way

1:09:26

we would do the podcast to keep everybody safe

1:09:28

is all the employees got tested, security got tested,

1:09:30

I got tested, everybody got tested. And a couple

1:09:33

of times we had to cancel shows because

1:09:35

someone, someone tested positive. And then we all,

1:09:37

everybody had to keep getting tested. We were

1:09:39

very diligent about it. But

1:09:42

my whole family got it. My kids

1:09:44

got it and they were fine. Like

1:09:46

they skated through it. Like one day,

1:09:48

two days, they felt great. Like this

1:09:50

was early, early days, like no vaccine, no

1:09:52

one knew what the fuck the treatment was. My

1:09:56

wife got it. She took ivermectin because they

1:09:58

were actually prescribing it back then. and

1:10:00

her doctor prescribed it back then. This is the

1:10:02

early, early days. Yeah. I didn't

1:10:04

get it, but I did feel not

1:10:07

good. But I was in the house,

1:10:09

man. I hugged the kids and they were like, you're gonna

1:10:11

get it? I'm like, I'm not gonna get it. I was

1:10:13

like, it was a joke. We were joking around. Cause like,

1:10:15

they weren't even that sick. And my wife got it worse

1:10:17

than them for sure, but

1:10:19

I didn't get it. And I kept working out.

1:10:21

I was working out and I remember one day

1:10:23

I worked out and I didn't feel good. I

1:10:26

was like, man, I feel fucking weak. And

1:10:29

I was like, I'm just gonna do, I'm like,

1:10:31

use like lighter weights and just go through

1:10:34

like three series of this routine that

1:10:36

I do, just light and easy. Don't

1:10:38

push it. Just get the blood flowing

1:10:41

a little bit. And then the

1:10:43

next day I went back to the gym and I

1:10:45

did the same thing. I started working. I was like,

1:10:47

yeah, I don't fucking feel that good. Like I still

1:10:49

feel a little off. I'm like, let's just do the

1:10:51

same thing. Nice and light. Just go through the motions,

1:10:53

not pushing anything. And then the next

1:10:56

day I went in and I felt fucking

1:10:58

great. I'm like, okay, it's gone. Whatever it

1:11:00

was, it's gone. I tested every day, never

1:11:02

tested positive for it, but my body clearly

1:11:05

was fighting something. Like there's something going

1:11:07

on. And I, because I'm

1:11:09

so in tune with it, I recognize that

1:11:11

I didn't push. I do have

1:11:13

some friends though that are meatheads and

1:11:15

they also felt that same thing. And they were doing

1:11:17

jiu-jitsu and they just kept training really hard and they

1:11:20

got real sick. Because if you get

1:11:22

sick while you're broken down from training,

1:11:25

like if you have a really hard,

1:11:27

really hard workout is, the whole thing

1:11:29

is it makes your body stronger because

1:11:31

it breaks you down and then your

1:11:33

body has to build back up again.

1:11:35

I gotta have to help build a

1:11:38

body here. We can have

1:11:40

you build a body here. Asan's been working out. We

1:11:43

can have you come in here. I do laps in my hot tub, man.

1:11:45

That's as much as I do. I

1:11:47

don't need much. Well, you should do a

1:11:49

little something. You don't have to do anything rigorous. Actually,

1:11:51

I heard you say once, do

1:11:53

100 push-ups a day and it'll change your life.

1:11:56

And it fucking did. Just,

1:11:59

I couldn't do. You know, I did 50, now

1:12:02

I can do 100 no problem. Yeah, that'll

1:12:04

change your life. And my whole

1:12:06

everything, it's like, you gotta do what you're

1:12:08

willing to do. It can't be much. Well

1:12:10

you gotta have some activity. Your body needs

1:12:12

activity. Your body, so

1:12:14

my point is, if

1:12:16

you break yourself down from really hard workouts,

1:12:19

you will get fucking sick sick. Like the

1:12:21

sickest I've ever been is when

1:12:23

I got sick because I was working out really hard.

1:12:26

Because when that happens, then it hits you and

1:12:28

you just fucking get wrecked. And I knew a

1:12:30

bunch of people that did that. But

1:12:33

you just gotta be smart. Yeah. And

1:12:35

like a lot of tough guys are not smart. Because

1:12:37

they're just too tough. They're too tough and

1:12:40

they make these decisions like I'll just fucking

1:12:42

power through. Our ape brain, our man cave

1:12:44

brain, you know, it takes

1:12:46

over. It does, but that's also what makes

1:12:48

you successful. That stupid part of your brain

1:12:50

that can just power through things, that's what

1:12:53

makes you get up in the morning, that

1:12:55

gives you discipline. Yeah, yeah. That also can

1:12:57

fuck you up. It can fuck you up.

1:12:59

Yeah, it can fuck, you have to know,

1:13:02

you have to be the general of the army.

1:13:04

Yeah. You have to understand what's

1:13:06

going on. You can't always just be the soldier.

1:13:08

Sometimes you have to be strategic about it. Like

1:13:10

no, no, no, hold is not

1:13:12

the time to attack. Well you need people

1:13:15

you really trust who can tell you. I

1:13:17

mean, the weekend that I just filmed, I've

1:13:19

stayed up for three days straight to finish

1:13:21

editing it. So I've never done that. And

1:13:23

I remember doing it going, this is, I

1:13:26

don't know if this is really stupid or really smart,

1:13:29

but Biden can die any day and half of

1:13:31

your set is about Biden. The

1:13:33

wind could take him out, man. And

1:13:36

so I just did three days, you know,

1:13:38

couple hours of sleep. That's hilarious. It's like

1:13:40

a race to see if he dies. I

1:13:42

was supposed to film it in August in

1:13:45

Chicago. And I go, no, if he dies,

1:13:47

this is useless. There's three

1:13:49

years of honing these fucking jokes in.

1:13:54

And that's such a crazy mindset. I

1:13:56

got to get it out before the president dies. I

1:13:58

got to beat his funeral. Oh

1:14:00

my god. Do you think he do you think that they're gonna

1:14:02

put in Gavin Newsom? Oh That's

1:14:06

what I think I keep thinking like

1:14:08

every day. I'm waiting waiting for the

1:14:10

big announcement in the news He is so

1:14:12

repulsive man. He's repulsive, but he knows how

1:14:15

to talk that's all and he's attractive. God.

1:14:17

Damn it He's got a nice hair hot

1:14:19

privilege. Yeah, he's a he's a smooth gas

1:14:21

lighter and He's got

1:14:23

that serial killer face though super good at running a

1:14:25

state into the ground He

1:14:28

talks like he's rapping, you know, he'd like

1:14:30

yeah, we're gonna shut down. Yeah. Well,

1:14:32

it scares me. It's very practiced He's

1:14:35

a performer, you know, but

1:14:37

that's what half this country wants They want someone who's

1:14:39

just gonna make them feel good enough to go to

1:14:41

work every day Sure. Well as

1:14:43

their rights get eroded. Yeah slowly, but

1:14:45

surely Kamala Harris, that would be interesting

1:14:47

even to have her for one day

1:14:49

As president brother been hiding that lady.

1:14:51

That would be interesting. No No

1:14:56

That's what rest is gonna attack. You know, I got

1:14:58

kicked out of a comedy club for doing an impression

1:15:00

of her No, yeah, what they said

1:15:02

it's no longer okay for a straight white guy

1:15:05

to do an impression of a retarded hyena Wow.

1:15:08

Yeah What was the

1:15:10

club? It was

1:15:12

like I make shift thing during kovat It

1:15:16

was this outdoor thing and I got

1:15:18

thrown out they go you're racist I was

1:15:21

like, oh my god, and I got thrown

1:15:23

to the curb Wow because I couldn't do

1:15:25

the club So is unvaccinated. I hate saying

1:15:27

unvaccinated that makes it sound like the vaccine.

1:15:30

It's like being I'm I

1:15:32

didn't get circumcised I don't like being

1:15:34

called uncircumcised. Right? Yeah, so you can't

1:15:36

un something that just is right The

1:15:39

chop the chop. Yeah. Yeah, I hate

1:15:41

that it is we're careful with the

1:15:43

way we phrase your unvax It's like

1:15:45

fuck you. I'm just a human with

1:15:47

blood regular blood and you got Fauci

1:15:49

juice Trump Fauci juice Foot

1:15:51

around your body warp speed juice inside

1:15:54

of you son warp speed and

1:15:56

so did the the joke go over well Did

1:15:58

it get a good laugh? I was just

1:16:00

kind of talking about race and stuff,

1:16:02

and you're a racist, and the

1:16:05

manager came and physically threw me

1:16:07

to the curb, and I just remember, what the, what

1:16:10

is going on? When I started comedy, you

1:16:13

know, I started around the time of like

1:16:15

Sam Morrill and Mark Normand, and I started

1:16:17

two years after them, and we

1:16:19

were still doing open mics. You'd see Mark Normand on

1:16:21

The Tonight Show, and then back at the club, hey,

1:16:24

hey, comedy, all right, you're gay, I'm fat, praise, I

1:16:26

lie, hey, ha! And

1:16:29

we would say the craziest shit, and

1:16:31

it made you good, and then suddenly it was like,

1:16:33

you can't say this, you can't say that, you can't

1:16:35

say that, and it's all made

1:16:38

up, it's all made up. It all happened

1:16:40

during the Obama administration. It was a wave

1:16:42

of it, and Dave Smith

1:16:44

has tracked it. It's really interesting

1:16:47

to describe it. He

1:16:49

describes like when the phrases, all

1:16:51

the different catch phrases, that

1:16:54

all of it's around 2012. It's

1:16:56

like this big ramp up of

1:16:59

all these things, racism, all these,

1:17:01

transphobia, all this big ramp up

1:17:03

of all these issues happened

1:17:05

around 2012. I'm

1:17:09

transphobic, but that just means because I'm afraid

1:17:11

of them. Joe, I've

1:17:13

gone out with two by accident.

1:17:15

Yeah? Yeah, I used to

1:17:18

do online dating, and they would have

1:17:20

good angles, the surgery's getting good too.

1:17:23

And if they're Asian, phew, game over.

1:17:27

So I was on a date with, it was

1:17:29

a black woman, it turned out to be

1:17:31

a man. And

1:17:34

I had a complete mental breakdown. I

1:17:36

ran in the bathroom, I called my friend, I go, I'm

1:17:38

out with a dude, and he wants

1:17:40

to fuck me. He wants to take me home.

1:17:42

Jesus. Yeah, yeah, that happened twice.

1:17:45

So did they explain to you that they had

1:17:47

a dick? No, no. No,

1:17:49

no. If you're dealing with

1:17:51

someone who has a, I'm not saying all people that,

1:17:54

I don't even think trans is, it's all fucking,

1:17:56

just makes you have a seizure. But

1:17:58

no, they don't, a lot of them don't. tell you. Well

1:18:01

a lot of them feel like

1:18:03

you don't have to tell. I was

1:18:05

actually watching a podcast where a comic

1:18:08

was arguing that you shouldn't have to

1:18:10

tell someone that you're trans if

1:18:12

you're dating them even if you're having sex with

1:18:15

them. Hmm well you're

1:18:17

gonna find out. A comic was arguing that.

1:18:19

When they're fucking vagina comes apart. And they

1:18:21

were doing it in just this woke compliant

1:18:24

way. It wasn't like they had a well-thought-out

1:18:26

point. It was just like yeah why should

1:18:28

you have to tell people like what the

1:18:30

fuck are you talking about? What are you

1:18:32

talking about? You should tell people if you

1:18:34

have bad credit. You

1:18:37

should tell people if you're gonna get involved in

1:18:39

a romantic relationship with someone and you owe

1:18:42

the government a hundred thousand dollars in taxes. You should

1:18:44

have to fucking tell people that. Like I might be

1:18:46

in trouble. I might have to run to Costa Rica.

1:18:48

Yeah you should have to tell people a lot of

1:18:50

things. Yeah well it's

1:18:53

that that's the new way. It's just this compliance

1:18:55

for all this new shit that didn't exist a

1:18:57

couple years ago. Well the thing is that they

1:19:00

want to say that trans women are women so why should they

1:19:02

have to tell you? I think it's

1:19:04

transphobic to call somebody trans because

1:19:07

if they're an actual woman they're just a woman. So

1:19:09

why you calling them trans? You can't transition if

1:19:12

you were born a woman and you feel like

1:19:14

a woman. You really want to support people like

1:19:16

this? Trans shouldn't be on

1:19:18

the fucking table. That's a woman. With

1:19:21

a dick though. With the

1:19:23

dick. Yeah so that's how you say trans woman. The woman

1:19:25

with the dick. Just so to let everybody know. Just say

1:19:27

woman with a dick. A

1:19:29

dick person yeah. A

1:19:31

dick holding person. Dick holding person. For now they might

1:19:34

decide to get rid of the dick. Oh

1:19:36

man I wonder what that's that's the thing

1:19:38

I wonder if I've ever even. Yeah

1:19:44

yeah. They should show the surgery. You

1:19:47

want kids to get involved. They should

1:19:49

show the surgery of taking your forearm skin

1:19:51

and building a penis. Well it's hard

1:19:54

enough having God given penis. Imagine one

1:19:56

built by a bunch

1:19:58

of like arteries and. woman

1:22:00

to kind of keep you in check. So

1:22:02

men have been adapting. Vikings. That's

1:22:05

where Vikings came from. Yeah. That's where

1:22:07

pirates came from. Yeah. You

1:22:09

leave men alone and not have a bunch of

1:22:11

women around going, hey, slow the fuck down. Slow

1:22:14

down. Then you have battle

1:22:16

axes. Get me the... Boats full

1:22:18

of savages, storming villages. Yeah. Yeah.

1:22:21

Yeah. And so that's the

1:22:24

over correction. That's the over correction

1:22:26

is you get these incredibly feminized men. One

1:22:29

of the ways that happens is jobs,

1:22:31

right? So you have a job and

1:22:33

you're in this social structure for

1:22:35

eight hours a day that is

1:22:38

very unnatural and weird. And

1:22:40

most companies have DEI scores

1:22:42

and most companies have all

1:22:45

these different requirements and they're

1:22:47

openly allowed to discriminate against

1:22:49

especially heterosexual white men. I

1:22:51

mean, no one or two

1:22:53

things about that. Yeah. A

1:22:56

thing that Elon tweeted, I think

1:23:00

today or yesterday in response to

1:23:02

one of these things at Disney

1:23:04

where one of the guys at

1:23:06

Disney openly said, I would

1:23:09

never hire a straight white man. I

1:23:13

have that on tape. You know, I have a lawsuit. Yeah.

1:23:16

Well, that's why I'm bringing this up. Yeah. Yeah. I

1:23:19

mean... So you and I talked about it in the green room. And tell

1:23:21

your story. Tell what happened and how this all...

1:23:23

This shit fest. Yeah. It's

1:23:26

quite a long story. I

1:23:29

mean, when I started comedy and started,

1:23:31

I've been doing 20 years. So

1:23:34

I've been on TV, TV shows,

1:23:36

guest stars, co-stars. You

1:23:38

never really heard, you know,

1:23:40

that's too many white guys or it's getting

1:23:43

a little too white. And then

1:23:45

I remember like at comedy clubs, you just start

1:23:47

to hear people say, you know,

1:23:49

there's too many white guys, too many fucking white

1:23:51

guys. And then

1:23:54

it became quite popular to

1:23:56

just start to say, there's too

1:23:59

many of you guys. tape

1:28:01

and I just... What did you get on

1:28:03

tape? I got him literally saying

1:28:06

we will not represent white men and

1:28:08

its company policy. He said

1:28:10

it in plain it's not it couldn't be any more

1:28:12

clear. He said we cannot

1:28:15

work with you just because you're skin color.

1:28:17

And where were you when you recorded this?

1:28:19

Were you in New York? Yeah I was

1:28:21

in New York so you're allowed to do

1:28:23

it. I didn't even know that. Do you have

1:28:26

to tell them that you're recording? No. I

1:28:28

was sitting at my pot I did like a little because I

1:28:31

couldn't work because of the vaccine stuff so

1:28:33

I was just locked in my room for

1:28:35

two years making Instagram videos. I mean I

1:28:37

went from zero to a million over a

1:28:40

million followers just from I was doing Fauci

1:28:42

every day doing cameos going on the radio

1:28:44

is Fauci is and

1:28:46

it was just bizarre and but

1:28:48

it did it it it fucked me

1:28:51

up because it was

1:28:54

so it's so confusing to have someone go you are the

1:28:56

man for the job I had a great resume I mean

1:28:58

I was I was being considered for

1:29:00

big Hollywood roles I

1:29:02

was brought in for a sneaky Pete Giovanni Ribisi

1:29:04

I was up for that role and

1:29:07

making my own films and

1:29:12

yeah it fucked me up I got

1:29:14

really depressed I lost my mind. And

1:29:16

so when you recorded this

1:29:18

on tape what happened after you recorded on

1:29:21

tape? After that I

1:29:23

was too afraid because when I would tell people

1:29:25

about this they would go well whatever white guys

1:29:27

have had it good you know I'm going I

1:29:29

just fucking got here. But isn't that one of

1:29:31

the things that someone said to you like why

1:29:34

guys have had a good run? People

1:29:36

say that to me all the time. But wasn't that one of the things

1:29:38

that one of the agents had said to you? I mean

1:29:41

maybe I don't

1:29:43

know if an agent said that but but you

1:29:45

were telling me that someone said it to you.

1:29:47

Comedy yeah comedy clubs a lot

1:29:49

of not necessarily clubs but like the independent

1:29:51

run shows there would be note there would

1:29:53

be like no white people allowed shows. What?

1:29:56

Yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah I was

1:29:58

at a club and I did a spot

1:30:00

guy goes, you go in on the next show? And

1:30:03

I go, yeah, he goes, I didn't know you were

1:30:05

in the LGBT plus two RQR community. And I go,

1:30:07

what? He goes, yeah, it's only no straight people allowed.

1:30:09

I was like, what the fuck? What

1:30:12

the fuck is going on? And

1:30:15

so I, after that, I waited

1:30:17

a while. I

1:30:21

talked to my therapist, I just didn't know what to do.

1:30:23

Cause I didn't want that to become a force

1:30:26

of its own. I wanted to have

1:30:30

my talent lead the way, which it had always

1:30:32

been doing. And it's

1:30:34

tough to have people call it, you say, oh,

1:30:36

you're just being a victim or whatever. And it's

1:30:38

like, yeah, sometimes you're a victim and you

1:30:40

have to fight it to heal from it and to move on

1:30:42

from it. And so I thought

1:30:44

if I don't fight this, I'm

1:30:47

going to kill myself because it was so, it's

1:30:49

so humiliating to have someone go, your skin color

1:30:51

is just, it's just not the time for it.

1:30:54

And so I just thought, I'm

1:30:57

going to go for it. And I just put it on

1:30:59

Instagram. I said, hey, I just got

1:31:02

turned down for being white, any attorneys out

1:31:04

there. And one guy reached out

1:31:06

and goes, I'm a discrimination attorney. He goes, this is

1:31:08

one of the most clear acts

1:31:10

of discrimination I've ever seen. He said,

1:31:12

it's so clear cut.

1:31:16

And so that was a couple

1:31:18

of years ago. So it's an ongoing thing. These

1:31:20

things take a long time, but.

1:31:22

And so what are you, you're suing for

1:31:25

discrimination? Is that what you're suing for? Yeah,

1:31:27

yeah, yeah. Every race is protected

1:31:29

under the civil rights

1:31:32

laws. There's no. Isn't that crazy

1:31:34

though, that they would think they're

1:31:36

so captured by this fucking mind

1:31:38

virus that they would think

1:31:40

it's okay to be racist to white people.

1:31:42

Not only okay, but like celebratory. Yeah. Wild.

1:31:45

Yeah, and I don't let people fucking do

1:31:48

that to me. People think I'm just this

1:31:50

nice little, I'm a fucking animal. When

1:31:53

you grow up in a crazy environment and

1:31:55

you survive it, man, it's

1:31:57

like fucking come at me. I

1:32:00

said, I'm gonna, it's a hill I'll die on, I

1:32:02

don't care. I was like, this is

1:32:04

war, we are in a full-blown culture war. And

1:32:07

I would give up everything for it.

1:32:10

Because I also

1:32:13

owe it to, you

1:32:15

know, people that can't fight for themselves. I

1:32:18

had this 10 year period where this shit

1:32:20

wasn't going on. I built up my acting

1:32:22

chops, my comedy chops, with nobody saying, you

1:32:24

can't do that, you can't say that. And

1:32:26

so I had this kind of, you know,

1:32:29

this energy. I

1:32:31

go, I have to, no one's gonna do it

1:32:34

for you, you know? I saw Jordan Peterson fight

1:32:36

for that Bill C-16 thing. And

1:32:39

I go, holy shit, watching, it's

1:32:42

worth watching the Congressional hearing in Canada

1:32:44

where he's explaining, you can't compel speech,

1:32:46

you can't tell somebody, you have to

1:32:48

say my pronouns, or you go to

1:32:51

jail. He's like, this is gonna get

1:32:53

out of fucking control. Everything he said came

1:32:55

true. I had him

1:32:57

on at the beginning of that stuff.

1:33:00

And I remember people saying to me, like,

1:33:02

why do you care about what happens? These

1:33:05

obscure moments that happen in these

1:33:07

universities. And I had Brett

1:33:09

Weinstein on after the Evergreen College thing, same kind

1:33:11

of thing. And I

1:33:14

was saying, like, do you know, these people are gonna

1:33:16

graduate. Do you understand what, this

1:33:18

is the future. These attitudes

1:33:20

that are being, these kids

1:33:22

are being indoctrinated into these mindsets,

1:33:25

they're gonna expand and they're

1:33:27

gonna be involved in the workplace and they're

1:33:29

gonna be involved in politics and culture. This

1:33:32

mind virus is going to go everywhere.

1:33:34

And you gotta say what it is. You

1:33:36

gotta call it out when you see it.

1:33:39

This is kinda crazy. And

1:33:42

obviously all these years later, I mean, this was like 2016, I

1:33:44

guess. So here

1:33:46

we are, you know. Well,

1:33:48

he's part of the reason I pursued this, Jordan,

1:33:51

because I just, he's like, you have to tell

1:33:53

the truth. That's it. Tell the truth. Or

1:33:55

tell the truth or at least don't lie. You

1:33:57

know, it's like, well, it's like you can't bloody.

1:33:59

I just upheld my speech, you know? That's

1:34:02

a pretty good impression. Clean your damn room, you know?

1:34:04

It's like finger a cat, rescue your father from the

1:34:06

belt. It's like, well, you know, it's like, you

1:34:09

know. I had to develop that one. That's

1:34:11

a good one. You know why? Because I

1:34:13

was in a little emasculated little he-him living

1:34:16

in New York, and I

1:34:18

would sit in my room and watch his

1:34:20

lectures with my fucking head would explode. I

1:34:22

go, holy, this is all the shit that

1:34:24

I think and feel, but I haven't been

1:34:26

able to articulate. He's a brilliant guy. And

1:34:29

my life changed forever. Once I heard him

1:34:31

say that, tell the truth, at least don't lie,

1:34:33

and my life has changed. That

1:34:36

video of him with Kathy Newman, have

1:34:38

you seen that? That's amazing. I watch that every week.

1:34:41

Yeah, it's amazing. It's a masterclass in how people

1:34:43

will try to bend your way, and he does

1:34:45

not bend. He'll be like, well,

1:34:48

you know, women need to like, contend in the

1:34:50

workplace. So what you're saying is women should just

1:34:52

be raped in the break room. It's like, no,

1:34:54

it's like, I'm not saying that. It's

1:34:57

a funny conversation because it's all that

1:34:59

gotcha shit gone wrong because

1:35:01

you're doing it with a skilled person,

1:35:03

a skilled linguist, and someone who really

1:35:06

understands what he's saying and has a

1:35:08

deep understanding of the history of

1:35:11

Marxist and Leninist philosophy and what

1:35:13

it leads to, what communism

1:35:15

and socialism actually leads to. What

1:35:17

you're actually saying is by forcing

1:35:20

people to comply, there's

1:35:23

only one way you force people to comply, and

1:35:26

that's violence. That is the only way. Ultimately, it

1:35:28

will, we're gonna put you in jail. What happens

1:35:30

if I resist? We're gonna kill you. It gets

1:35:32

to that. It gets to violence. We're gonna grab you, we're

1:35:34

gonna hunt you down, we're gonna put you in a cage,

1:35:36

and then we're gonna force everybody else to comply as well,

1:35:38

and this is what he's saying. It's like, you cannot

1:35:41

go down this path if you do

1:35:43

not know where it leads to. You

1:35:45

can't think you're being virtuous by standing

1:35:47

up for this disenfranchised and imposing this,

1:35:50

especially the gender pronoun thing, which

1:35:52

at that point in time, there

1:35:54

was 78 different recognized gender pronouns.

1:35:56

Yeah. Like, who knows how many there are

1:35:58

now? Like, now it's nuts. Not a thousand. It's just

1:36:00

like people just make things up and that's what's the

1:36:02

fun thing about tick-tock. China is so

1:36:05

clever Oh my god, they're so good with

1:36:07

to tick-tock is so good It's

1:36:09

so they're so smart what they

1:36:11

did and then to show you these

1:36:14

outrageous people Over and over

1:36:16

again with fake eyelashes reading stories to

1:36:18

kids just freaking everybody out with a

1:36:20

bunch of different You know, I'm two-spirit

1:36:22

and I'm this and that and I'm

1:36:25

trans masculine with the fucking the whole

1:36:27

thing is just nuts And then shutting

1:36:29

down free speech. I mean I've

1:36:31

been I've been banned for shut down for

1:36:33

three years They froze my I was going

1:36:36

for all my and damn it shit. Oh,

1:36:38

they check talk. They banned you. What'd you

1:36:40

do? They've well, they don't tell you they

1:36:42

don't have to be times being white boy.

1:36:44

I was texting on white Yeah, they don't

1:36:46

have to tell you that's part of when

1:36:48

you sign up, right? Especially tick-tock and it's

1:36:50

common. It's a communist Chinese. We are let

1:36:53

it's an act of war living in our pocket I

1:36:56

can't believe it's the one I don't use well, I

1:36:58

was telling you I changed my name

1:37:01

to queer disabled comedian And

1:37:03

suddenly they let me I started

1:37:05

getting ad offers from tick-tock And

1:37:10

then when I did the the bit about

1:37:13

where I come out on stages gay that was

1:37:15

the first video that they let Kind

1:37:17

of through because because the

1:37:19

algorithm let it through probably reviewed

1:37:22

eventually Yeah, it just

1:37:24

got removed I just

1:37:26

posted it again because I'm like fuck you

1:37:28

so I keep posting these things over and

1:37:30

over You just posted under different names. Yeah.

1:37:32

Yeah, my youngest daughter is obsessed with the

1:37:34

vegan teacher The vegan teachers is

1:37:37

crazy lady on tick-tock That's like this crazy

1:37:39

vegan lady and she keeps getting banned And

1:37:41

so they keep bringing her she keeps making up new

1:37:44

accounts and coming back So

1:37:49

they what I do on stage I keep coming up

1:37:51

with new identities to see what I can get away

1:37:53

with was this oh This is

1:37:55

his yeah, that's been frozen for

1:37:57

three years Wow. Yeah

1:38:00

And look at the first video like that's how many views

1:38:02

all of my videos used to get 3.1 million Yeah,

1:38:05

I was blowing up like I was getting like

1:38:07

ten twenty thousand followers a day and then uh,

1:38:09

wow Yeah, wow

1:38:12

and that's the difference between a comic selling out

1:38:14

a theater and Half

1:38:17

filling a club. Yeah, you know that

1:38:19

type of exposure. Oh for sure. Especially

1:38:21

comically He was actually very funny when

1:38:23

you have these Messages

1:38:25

that come and say that

1:38:27

your accounts being frozen. They

1:38:29

don't give you any reason

1:38:31

do they say non-compliance or

1:38:33

community standards? Say disinformation hateful

1:38:35

behavior. What did they say?

1:38:38

Each one is different You know mean like

1:38:40

each video when they pulled your account, what

1:38:42

did they say? Oh, yeah hateful behavior Hey,

1:38:45

my Instagram got pulled too. No,

1:38:47

oh, bro. That's when I lost it When

1:38:49

did that was the only back now, right?

1:38:51

It's back. I by the grace of

1:38:53

God I met somebody outside the comedy seller and

1:38:56

she goes can I follow you on Instagram? I said

1:38:58

no, I'm like they just they just banned my account

1:39:00

and that was the only way I was making money

1:39:03

Was selling tickets from my Instagram videos and

1:39:05

going on the road and this

1:39:07

girl said I she goes I just quit working

1:39:10

there and and I said can

1:39:12

they just turn you off and on she goes? Yeah I

1:39:15

go, can you have my account turn back

1:39:17

on? She was absolutely She

1:39:19

gave I gave her my information. She sent it to

1:39:22

somebody in Instagram. They just flipped the switch switch back

1:39:24

on the next day I was back So

1:39:27

is it just completely subjective based on one employee

1:39:30

decides? You're offensive. Yes,

1:39:32

they have a whole fucking department and if

1:39:34

they go well, they got two complaints or

1:39:37

whatever he's being transphobic or whatever the fuck

1:39:39

bullshit is going on at the time and

1:39:42

That you can't have that with art. No,

1:39:45

especially not comedy especially not calm I

1:39:47

mean the whole idea is to push

1:39:50

limits and the whole idea is to

1:39:52

like walk that crazy line and say

1:39:54

wild shit for fun It's just fun.

1:39:56

These aren't like you can't put them

1:39:59

in the same categories as hate

1:40:01

speech because no one's trying to be

1:40:03

hateful they're just trying to get laughs

1:40:05

and they're getting laughs oftentimes by saying

1:40:07

something that the audience knows they don't

1:40:09

mean they're saying it because it's funny

1:40:11

not because it's true not because they

1:40:13

want you to think it's true because

1:40:15

it's a ridiculous thing to say and

1:40:18

it's a funny thing to say and

1:40:20

when you hear the audience laugh that

1:40:23

means it worked it was effective it

1:40:25

doesn't mean you can then put that

1:40:27

in print and say that this is

1:40:30

an anti LBGTQT who gets to decide

1:40:32

AI to who gets

1:40:34

to decide it's like it'd be

1:40:36

like pointing to a random person in the

1:40:38

crowd at the mothership going you get to

1:40:40

pick what's hateful and what's not yeah what

1:40:42

comedians exactly but also like to have random

1:40:45

people working at Instagram that get to get

1:40:47

to decide that or tick tock they just

1:40:49

get to decide that yeah so

1:40:51

crazy and you know we know well thank God

1:40:53

for Elon Musk and and Twitter and X now

1:40:55

whatever I'm never calling I hate that well porn

1:40:57

pops every time you it's kind of crazy is

1:41:00

that porn on it but that was always no

1:41:02

but I mean X all every porn site is

1:41:04

like XXX so you type it in and usually

1:41:07

a porn site pops up well that's maybe your

1:41:09

browsing history while that's some talking about friend of

1:41:11

mine um but at least on

1:41:13

that site you don't have to worry about that

1:41:15

shit you could you can get wild you could

1:41:17

do whatever the fuck you want there I got

1:41:19

banned the day where we key actually

1:41:22

I had his attorney reach out to him

1:41:24

personally because I was banned right

1:41:26

before he started and and

1:41:29

I go oh Elon's taking over I'm they're

1:41:31

gonna give me my account back and you

1:41:33

know it just didn't happen and

1:41:36

I was doing an RFK

1:41:38

fundraiser I was doing stand-up with

1:41:40

RFK jr. and his

1:41:42

attorney Elon's attorney was there and

1:41:45

he and she texted him or something

1:41:48

so I'm gonna pretty cool turn it will turn it back on it's

1:41:50

you know so well it's pretty funny

1:41:52

we'll get it right we're gonna get it going again

1:41:54

so well there's no way he could have known I

1:41:56

mean there's so no there's so many fucking I can't

1:41:58

I'm about bunch of people

1:42:00

that had gotten unfairly banned, including

1:42:03

Megan Murphy, who got unfairly banned for saying

1:42:05

that a man is never a woman. They

1:42:08

banned her forever. Well, good.

1:42:10

Now she's back. Fucking racist. She's a

1:42:12

feminist. It's so crazy. She

1:42:15

was just arguing that trans men

1:42:18

or trans women are invading women's

1:42:20

spaces and imposing masculine behavior

1:42:22

and masculine character. They're acting like

1:42:24

men and taking over women's spaces.

1:42:27

Well, that was actually the only way to get

1:42:29

a movie role for me. I was in that

1:42:31

Daily Wire lady ball. And

1:42:34

I thought, how funny that I get kind of

1:42:36

canceled for being a white guy. And

1:42:39

now the first role, actually, no, I was

1:42:41

in the Western with Gina Carano. Oh,

1:42:44

the one with cowboy? Yeah. Cowboys are

1:42:46

all right to kick him in the fucking nuts. Did you? Got

1:42:48

to beat the shit out of him. That's hilarious.

1:42:51

That must have been terrifying. Oh, we fought every

1:42:53

day. Yeah, he almost killed me. That must have

1:42:55

been terrifying. There was a scene where fake hit

1:42:57

that guy. No, not fake. He goes, fucking get

1:42:59

me in the nuts. And he goes, so he

1:43:01

had me actually kick me in the nuts. Do

1:43:03

you have a cup on? No. And

1:43:05

I was like, dude, if you're fucking with me and I do

1:43:07

this and you kill me, this is not. And

1:43:10

he's like, fucking. And I ran and kicked him

1:43:12

in the nuts. We had to do it like five

1:43:14

times. Oh my God. That guy is an animal. Oh,

1:43:16

he's a savage. He would be like, let's just improvise

1:43:18

the fight scenes. I'm like, I'm

1:43:20

a Lego next to you, dude. Yeah.

1:43:24

He's too wild. He's

1:43:27

wild. He's so crazy. And

1:43:29

Gina, man, she is a monster. I

1:43:31

mean, the stuff she had to do

1:43:33

in that film every day, get fucking

1:43:35

killed and raped and beat up and

1:43:38

she, they found me on Instagram. I

1:43:42

was on my couch depressed and

1:43:44

I got a DM,

1:43:46

do you want to interview or audition for the

1:43:48

new Gina Carona movie? That's great.

1:43:51

And she just, she's suing Disney right

1:43:53

now. Yeah. I

1:43:55

mean, she should win. I hope so. I

1:43:57

mean, what she did was, I mean, the whole thing is just so, everyone's so.

1:44:00

crazy. Everybody

1:44:02

gets so nuts and it happens so

1:44:04

fast. It's a wild

1:44:06

ride from like 2017 on. It's

1:44:10

like once Trump got into office, there

1:44:12

was like all the women's marches. Remember

1:44:14

those? Yeah, that's where I got pussy.

1:44:17

Yeah, but those were like everybody,

1:44:19

they were women. It was

1:44:22

just women. Yeah. It wasn't like,

1:44:24

what's a woman? No. It's like

1:44:26

there they are. No. Women are

1:44:28

marching. Pussy hat's on. There's no dudes

1:44:30

and wigs. A couple years, this mass

1:44:33

wave of confusion just goes through the

1:44:35

culture and everybody's at each

1:44:37

other's throats on social media. I

1:44:39

never like

1:44:42

interact on social media. I just don't

1:44:44

do it. You can't. I

1:44:46

don't think it's good for you. You can't. Yeah,

1:44:48

I think it's- I've taken the bait a couple

1:44:50

times. I mean, you know, it's, if you're just

1:44:52

a regular person and then suddenly start blowing

1:44:54

up or whatever and people are calling you

1:44:56

all the worst possible names in the world.

1:44:59

It's a little alarming at first and you

1:45:01

want to defend yourself, but now, I mean,

1:45:03

you can't. I think if you wanted

1:45:05