It’s a dark and gloomy night – the kids are in bed and you’ve finally dozed off after ensuring all your holiday To-Do lists have been completed. Then, suddenly, you take up with a start, and see the dark figure of your spouse standing over you

S1:E7 - Adjacent to the Blood Pit Room

Nov 22nd, 2018

It’s bedtime and you’ve pulled out your laptop for a night of naughty fun – with Zillow Porn. That’s right, you’re in your mid 30s and relax by looking up houses in neighborhoods that you can’t afford and that require a keypad and a BMW to get

Moms Spaghetti and Entrails

Nov 15th, 2018

Meeting new people can be hard. I mean, you could join a cult – but then they disband because they tried to murder a bunch of people. Maybe you make a friend – but then you end up murdering that friend because you had a psychotic break… Well, t

Ooze of Angry Ghosts

Nov 8th, 2018

What’s hidden in the most haunted house in America? - Will you see a ghostly apparition dragged down by chains? Are you going to be completely alone but still feel someone touching your shoulder? Or are you going to touch something liquidy and

Starvation is not the cure for Hysteria

Nov 1st, 2018

Some doctors are wonderful and kind, some are arrogant and incompetent. Then there are doctors, who aren’t actual doctors but are actual cult leaders, who get super murdery and make bad soup. This is why HMOs don’t work.

S1:E3 - The Banana and the Coconut

Oct 25th, 2018

Go to Seattle and get shot in the face. Sorry we meant- live in Seattle, go to an underground gambling den that’s hidden in the back end of a hotel and get shot in the face. Also, Johnny learns about racism.

The Banana and the Coconut

Oct 25th, 2018

The Mellow-Meter?

Oct 12th, 2018

Learn about the supposed Haunting of Cathedral Park and the very real murder of Thelma Taylor. Learn less about how to pronounce MelMeter... Melometer? Melllllometer? Ghost scanner.

S1:E2 - The Mellow-Meter?

Oct 12th, 2018

Learn about the supposed Haunting of Cathedral Park and the very real murder of Thelma Taylor. Learn less about how to pronounce MelMeter... Melometer? Melllllometer? Ghost scanner.

S1:E1 - La Grande is Going to Sue Us!

Oct 12th, 2018

What’s lurking in the sleepy town of LeGrand, Oregon? Is it the unusually high murder victim per capita? Or perhaps it’s the citizens’ curious love of all things sweet that extends to naming a park “Candy cane”?Either way- we’re probably going