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sort of manly stubble now but definitely he used to

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big old handlebar mustache at one point he's

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over six foot three and he's

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ocean he's

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fifty two year old he's

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looks a little bit like a doggy they've

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got they've got it is no dog he

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had a handlebar moustache at one point yeah

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right final one final

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one and for this one i need some crunk sub-genre

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of southern hip-hop crunk please

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immersion in the early 90s mainstream

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success during the early to mid 2000s. A

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bit of a hip hop version, no one will notice. Yeah.

12:06

Okay. And the

12:08

final round is triple points, so whoever wins this

12:10

wins. Oh. I'm

12:12

looking at these guys in their prime, and I

12:14

can tell you, they're

12:16

hunks. They're

12:19

all wearing matching trousers and

12:21

jackets and nothing under their

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jackets except for body hair.

12:27

They're all showing. Mark,

12:29

it is the BGs! Five

12:31

nil, nil, nil, nil. Only

12:34

one of them is still alive.

12:37

If you weren't here, that would have

12:39

been really awful, wouldn't it? They wouldn't

12:41

have got any of them. Yeah. Yes.

12:45

And it wasn't really awful. The rest of the podcast would have been better. I

12:47

thought Ben was pretty good though, isn't it, Ben? Did

12:49

you? Did you? Stepped up

12:51

to the mark. Oh, thanks for that. I appreciate you

12:53

did that. Do anything good guest wise, but music wise,

12:56

number. Uno. Number Uno. I

12:58

appreciate that. Just my opinion. I

13:01

appreciate that very much. That's

13:03

filled my bucket. I like you.

13:07

Really? In more

13:09

ways than one. How much? Two. So

13:12

three ways. Three ways. Okay.

13:17

No, I just think you're doing really well. Well, stick

13:20

with it. Sorry,

13:22

well, I'm just saying to Ben, stick with it. Yes.

13:26

Ben. Sorry. Will.

13:29

What? Cumpk. What

13:31

are you talking about? I don't know. I just

13:33

think honestly, you look great. Your hair's nice. Well,

13:35

I had it cut. Was shut. Cumpk. Will.

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cumbler, banana, banana,

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cucumber Let's talk

14:05

about fruit, yeah!

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On the table, let's sing

14:10

about this With

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a label, you could

14:15

drink your fruit juice Straight

14:18

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14:20

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up your ass Paragus

14:27

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14:29

papaya, avocado C'est

14:32

tout moi, t'aime,

14:34

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14:37

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I'm not sure whether this is... Yeah,

14:41

what? Do you think this is really

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nesser? Nesser,

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pelo, nesser, celery, nesser, celery,

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nesser... No, no, no, it's

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inspirational stuff from the backbone

14:52

of the band there Genuinely

14:55

extraordinary, might be brilliant music, might be complete dog

14:57

shit No one knows, it's a miracle! And

15:00

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15:02

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guys, and the most recent donors

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15:12

let's do this Gratitude

15:16

Thank you, Dickal and Lawson

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Lindriss Thank you,

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Pee Dee And

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thank you, Greg Knochen, Arnhem

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you, Jonah That's why

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seen the ending in

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y'all This

16:00

is not that fast, yes, the

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cloth master over a stuck man!

16:07

Okay, let's keep going. Thank

16:09

you to my daughter. And

16:11

thank you David Addis, Louise,

16:13

Michael Wayne, hello! Thank you

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Slothburn! Thank you Sarah

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Gray, Pasha and Tara Anderson

16:19

and Cuthryn Fur! And do you

16:21

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16:24

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you Kelly Lee, thank you

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you George Ervie, thank

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you Adley Napolitano, oh

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you, thank you

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Art, really, and Liz

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Taylor and Kay and Will Wolfie Brown!

16:48

Thank you to the UK, thank you to the

16:51

UK, thank you to the UK, thank you to

16:53

the UK, and the folks, thank

16:56

you Daniel Flanagan! And

16:59

thank you Pasha Gray! Okay,

17:06

so let's hear from the trumpeter. Hi Joe! Hey,

17:08

hey, hey big guy! Yep. What's

17:10

rocking your world at the moment? And

17:17

that's Joe's internal monologue. Bunk

17:23

Med! Bunk

17:25

Med! Oh yeah, you've got Bunk

17:27

Med, haven't you? Yep, Bunk Med! You have to rearrange

17:29

the house. I like getting a new house! That's why you couldn't do anything

17:31

today. You should get bed bugs in

17:34

your Bunk Meds. Oh yeah, we should,

17:36

yeah. If you want. Any good TV recommendations,

17:38

Joe? Fantastic

17:48

Fungi! What's

17:51

that? It's probably about mushrooms, okay. I've

17:53

seen it. And what would you say is your best thing?

17:56

Mushroom. Meanwhile

18:01

to my right we have a pianist. Hey

18:03

Ed, do you remember the song Put Your Trousers in the Wash When

18:05

They're Dirty? I

18:08

remember of it, yes. We sang it for four weeks.

18:11

Correct, didn't we? Yep. Loved

18:13

it. Yes, well listeners, we're here to tell you that

18:15

the second series of the Horn Section TV show is

18:17

coming out at some point and we think it is

18:19

good, really good. So to

18:22

let you know what you're in store for, here's a song we wrote

18:24

when we were mucking around when we were doing a take. It's called

18:26

Put Your Trousers in the Wash When They're Dirty. How

18:28

did it go Ed? I

18:33

can't remember. No, but it would be good to remember

18:35

it wouldn't it? Because it was the best song ever.

18:37

How did it go? I thought

18:39

you were just about to play it in. No,

18:41

no, I was trying to remember it recently and I couldn't remember

18:44

it but I thought maybe Ed would remember it if I put

18:46

it in the pool. Were we all? I don't have no recollection

18:48

of this. You were on the other side of

18:50

the studio. The cool guys on our side of the studio were singing

18:52

Put Your Trousers in the Wash When They're Dirty. And

18:55

it went like this, a little bit like this. I can't remember

18:57

it. No you can. I can't.

18:59

I was only six months ago. No, I was only

19:01

a series month. Put

19:04

your... come on Ed, come on.

19:07

No, I can't remember. If Ed remembers that, we'll put

19:09

it in. We'll put it in. Ed,

19:12

can you pretend you found it and just play any old

19:14

shit? Very well. We

19:17

were recording seven podcasts this

19:19

evening. Yes,

19:23

the Horn section TV show is back soon.

19:26

Oh sugar, oh no. Oh

19:28

my goodness. Something terrible's happened. Ah,

19:31

that's so annoying. Bloody hell, seriously, it's a

19:33

nightmare. Damn it.

19:35

Shucks. Ah, hell's bells. Please

19:37

have some deep, melancholic music. You

19:41

won't believe it. This was

19:44

meant to be the potato episode. And

19:47

we've all completely forgotten. We're

19:49

going to have to wait until the next full moon on a leap year day until

19:51

we can even table the meeting in which we can roll the dice to land on

19:53

the 6th to give us permission to appoint a lawmaker to allow us to play. We'll

19:56

have to wait until the next full moon on a leap year.

20:00

It's your potato podcast. Holy

20:02

moly, this is annoying. But do I know what would cheer

20:04

you up? Yes, I do. It's some jokes and a game.

20:06

Stop it, Ed. Ben, you've designed a game

20:08

to feature some of our greatest jokes, haven't you? I

20:10

have. Shall we have the theme, Ed wrote a beautiful

20:12

theme tune for it? I think we should have the theme. Let's have the

20:15

theme. ["Sleeeel Arse

20:17

Eeek"] ["Sleeeel

20:22

Arse Eeek"]

20:24

It's good. ["Sleeeel

20:28

Arse Eeek"] ["Sleeeel

20:35

Arse Eeek"] ["Sleeeel

20:38

Arse Eeek"] That's

21:00

the best bit of the podcast so

21:02

far, by my own. Incredible. Very good.

21:04

So how does the game work, Ben?

21:07

So my idea was we tried some

21:09

jokes and we're gonna tell our jokes,

21:11

in turn going around the circle, and the rest of us

21:13

can buzz in to guess the punchline. If you get it

21:15

right, you win a point. Not

21:18

bad at all. There

21:20

it is. Who wants to go first? I'll go

21:22

first. Will wants to go first. So I have to

21:24

say the lead line. You say the lead line. You

21:26

don't get the punchline, right? We buzz in for

21:28

the punchline. You stop. You stop. Prior

21:30

to the punchline. What are the

21:33

youngest of the piglet siblings where?

21:42

Oh, I'm

21:45

getting close. Yeah. I

21:51

don't know where the point will work. Come

22:01

on Alex. Oh,

22:03

why me? I forgot the

22:05

professional comedian. Shit.

22:09

Can you give us a clue where is it? What part

22:11

of the pod do you think we're at? Yeah, what part

22:13

of the pod do you think we're at? We're the youngest

22:15

sibling of the little piglets. I'm thinking runt. Does

22:18

anything stupid with the word runt? I think more

22:20

about what the youngest sibling would wear. Oh yeah,

22:22

that makes sense. A

22:24

bit of family of pigs. Ignore the pigs for

22:26

now. Oh, close

22:28

pigs. What would the

22:30

youngest one wear? Little close

22:32

pigs. What would the

22:35

youngest get? Hand me down. Oh,

22:39

hand me down. Yay! Hand

22:42

me down. I

22:44

still don't get it. Oh, ham. Ham

22:48

and me down. There

22:50

we go. We

22:53

move round the circle. We move round to Ed. It

22:56

might be enough. Yeah, I

22:58

think one of these is probably better. We'll say it's the next

23:00

time, Ed. It's over

23:02

to Ed. Yeah. We're

23:06

sticking with this music. I think we shared it. Why

23:08

did Bernie Taubin

23:12

fall out with the Beatles? No,

23:16

Bernie Taubin is the Elton John's writer.

23:18

Elton John's writer. Is

23:21

it an Elton John title? Something

23:25

with Elton's writing. Something with Elton John

23:27

Lennon. I'm joining the... I

23:33

reckon it might be, um... Something

23:37

to do with the Yellow Brick Abbey

23:39

Road? Can

23:43

you give us a clue? That's too clever.

23:46

Is it to do with an Elton John song? No.

23:48

No. No. A

23:50

Beatles song? Nope. No. It's a fact. You

23:55

Misunderstood the whole thing. You're going to have to give us

23:57

a clue, Ed. I Can't give you a clue. That

24:00

is giving it away plotting housing says

24:02

I believe I can about why did

24:04

Bernie top in phone out with the

24:07

Beatles? And

24:11

us. Because he

24:13

knelt on just. Because

24:17

I israeli said his size. Very

24:19

nice little Nelson John that get

24:21

ice climbers rarely get in. Nothing

24:23

much like is not as good

24:25

as out but it's get above

24:28

the message going to be a

24:30

rice going on scandal. Or

24:32

we go with that. Not, we go with. It. Which

24:38

hop on a makes the best

24:40

burgers. Or

24:44

home. It's

24:48

can Ledley Burger King Lovely.

24:52

Incorrect and current. But

24:55

I would work just as my bed of much. As

24:58

we move on and a sense an

25:00

old well I think Turvy will say

25:03

this. To.

25:06

Me a month in. A

25:08

similar that even the drummers heard of

25:10

Jesus as know Southall. A

25:13

runner notice or him till upon on burgers

25:15

moon is not just and I movable of.

25:18

Solidly. Bar getting was exactly the right

25:20

ones. Record.

25:27

An album. Or

25:30

know what I'm. Just

25:38

saying one say not as if you're on a

25:41

say so what else I would get like a

25:43

discuss hey guys which probably makes the best burgers

25:45

Ronaldo, Mcdonalds, Ready

25:47

kids and says get a smartphone or

25:50

then he was getting of a less

25:52

sense. of

25:55

what's the best town for breakfast

25:58

benedict i'm sorry egg i'm Yes!

26:03

One point! Where

26:07

does the Dalai Lama go at the end of a long day?

26:17

What's his main thing? For

26:20

a Dalai down. Oh,

26:23

that's probably better. Where would he go for

26:25

his Dalai down? In bed. In

26:30

bed. To

26:33

bed. For

26:36

a Dalai down. It's

26:39

a Dalai down. Ben,

26:42

I'm tempted to say let's have another one of

26:44

them in Episode 6. Yeah, it's

26:46

good fun, isn't it? Bloody

26:49

brilliant game. That's alright. We'll

26:54

save that baby for later. Good

26:57

game, guys. Big

26:59

build up. I'm sorry. Why

27:11

did the bankrupt butcher spend his

27:13

last pound on a French sausage? Ha!

27:19

So, we know French sausages saucy sauce. The

27:23

bankrupt butcher spent his last pound

27:25

on a French sausage. It's

27:31

nothing to do with the steaks being too high, so that's not

27:33

that old joke. Is

27:36

it something to do with sausages, are you? No.

27:41

I keep forgetting the lead line. Why

27:44

did the bankrupt butcher spend

27:46

his last pound on a

27:49

French sausage? Are

27:56

the profit margins higher on French sausages than...? all

28:00

the others so he thought he was looking I don't know,

28:02

I was at the back he could then become

28:05

less bankrupt no, it's not is there any French in the answer

28:07

at all mate? yes, there is French yeah, you've got to think

28:09

of a French sausage French... beauguév?

28:12

no ah, French sausage

28:15

knowledge famous oh,

28:17

to lose so he didn't to lose too much or

28:19

something he didn't want to lose he

28:21

didn't... he did want to lose he had nothing

28:23

to lose yeah boom he

28:26

had nothing to lose that's

28:29

excellent nice stuff can

28:32

you say the whole joke then? why did

28:34

the bankrupt butcher spend his last pound on a

28:36

French sausage? because he had nothing to lose oh,

28:38

lovely everyone,

28:40

shush shush, shush please fingers

28:43

on lips guys, have you heard of the show Black

28:45

Beauty? no it's a

28:47

drama about a horse with nice music well,

28:52

Joe here has uncovered the words to that music oh

28:54

my god and as a going home present, I'm going

28:56

to sing those words to you now oh,

28:58

actually the version I've sent you isn't quite right, I don't think

29:00

cool well,

29:03

listeners... it's not far off though I'll be saying you want to sing it well,

29:05

every time I have sung it, I can't make it fit to the music oh,

29:09

that's why I changed it oh

29:11

really? do you want to annotate

29:13

my script? yep okay if

29:16

you could just play... put your dirty trousers in

29:18

the wash put your dirty

29:21

trousers in the wash duh,

29:25

duh, duh, duh ah,

29:30

yeah it's

29:35

weird we can't get rid of the tally, isn't it? it's

29:40

coming now, it's coming dirty trousers coming yeah

29:49

put your trousers in the wash when

29:51

they're dirty put your

29:53

trousers in the wash when they're dirty

29:56

put your trousers in the wash when

29:58

they're dirty put

30:01

your trousers in wars, we're

30:03

not dirty, movies and contimentary

30:22

copy, put your trousers in wars, we're

30:24

not dirty, mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmm

30:42

me as

30:46

it was. Oh my god, you remembered that?

30:50

That gives the whole episode a really nice kind

30:53

of contour. Contour?

30:56

That's some really nice music. By quite enough time. Have

30:58

you finished, Joe? It's very deep, you're going to be

31:00

able to read this very easily. Shall I sing

31:02

it? Shall

31:04

I sing it? Shall I sing

31:07

it? Because I know it. Yes,

31:09

but you also have to play the trumpet, so good luck. Oh,

31:12

do I? Do you want me to play

31:14

the trumpet? What is it? Oh well, Ed can play

31:17

on the piano, can you? Yeah, yeah. You

31:19

must have a trumpet sound on them. Oh, here

31:22

we go. Another 20 minutes.

31:26

It's the longest podcast we've

31:28

ever done. So

31:32

listeners, Joe is going to sing the words he's written, because

31:34

they're quite difficult, it's too difficult for me, and Ed is going

31:36

to play the trumpet on his piano. One,

31:39

two, three.

31:43

Horsey, oh

31:45

that is such a lovely horsey. I

31:49

can see it has got really

31:51

strong back legs, and

31:53

really strong front legs.

31:57

Horsey, oh that is such a lovely front leg. such

32:00

a lovely horse. I'm

32:03

sure that horse will bring

32:05

a race. I would

32:07

like to lick that horse's face.

32:10

I would like to lick that

32:12

horse's face. He's

32:16

bally right there. That

32:18

took me hours. Honestly, you wouldn't

32:20

believe that. No, no,

32:22

just talking about basics. No, I thought

32:24

that was good. And I think you did think it a lot better than

32:26

I ever. Good. Hey,

32:29

Ed. Yes, Alex? I

32:31

think we've got time for a movie quote. Oh,

32:33

that's lucky, because I've got one prepared just for

32:35

this podcast. Hit the same tune. Well,

33:14

then they tell us about the movie. No,

33:16

I can't. No. That's how the game works. Oh,

33:19

we did. I've never understood it. Maybe for a

33:21

change, we'll just listen to it

33:23

and nobody will guess. And then you can guess at

33:25

the end if you want, rather than ruining the brilliant

33:27

music. Yeah. This one. Yeah, this is

33:29

if you peaked. I think I might

33:32

have. Well,

33:34

you can't be better than that. Maybe

33:37

you can. So no guesses to silent.

33:40

Let's just absorb. Yeah. Guess

33:42

at the end. The

33:47

other. Those are really funny. You're

33:50

really funny. What

33:53

do you mean? A funny. It's

33:55

funny. You know, it's a good

33:57

story. It's funny. You're

34:00

a funny guy What

34:04

do you mean? You mean the way that

34:06

I talk? It's just

34:09

you You're just

34:11

funny It's funny You

34:14

know the way you tell a story And

34:17

liberty Funny

34:20

how? What's funny about it?

34:22

Oh, he knows Got

34:25

it all wrong Oh, Anthony

34:29

He's a big boy He

34:31

knows what he's heard What did

34:33

he say? Funny

34:35

how? Just

34:43

Just You

34:45

know your funny Just

34:51

Just You know

34:53

your funny Just

34:57

Just You know

35:00

your funny You're funny

35:03

Well done Mark Well done Mark

35:08

Very good isn't it? Well, that

35:11

really is nearly the end of the podcast Well done Marky,

35:13

well done Willy, well done Eddie, well done Benny and well

35:15

done Joe Auckland Joe Walker, you've been an

35:17

angel in human form And to the listeners all around the world

35:19

I want to say this Goodbye! But

35:22

we have got bonus content today because a lovely listener has

35:24

done a cover of one of our songs guys Ooooh

35:29

Yes, Richard Moore has done a cover of our songs

35:31

You know Richard Moore The

35:33

Richard Moore? Yes, the one who works at https

35:36

colon/forward slash

35:39

www.gov.uk/government/people/Richard slash

35:42

Moore Just

35:46

not that one, but do look him up No, this

35:48

guy is a sound and mastering engineer based in

35:50

Thornton, Clevelies, Lancashire He runs and

35:52

arranges music for a community choir and nearby

35:54

Blackpool And also teaches singing, keyboard and Luca

35:56

Lely Luca, what?

35:58

Luca Lely? Luca Lely So, Euclanian

36:00

scores when he's not restoring a mastering material

36:03

for record labels, and this is his cover of

36:05

This Is More. My

36:30

cheeky wig, a humble smile,

36:32

the secret of a song

36:35

like this is keep

36:37

it brief, don't take the piss. I'll

36:40

sing my song, won't hang around,

36:43

make my point, then

36:45

sit back down, because

36:48

love is nothing

36:51

more, don't be

36:53

a bore. You

36:55

don't wanna make your

36:58

own throat sore, keep

37:02

it short and sweet,

37:05

like daddy Debbie. So

37:09

try not to

37:11

boost your own

37:13

ego, no need to

37:16

say the same thing twice,

37:18

just say it once, don't say

37:20

it twice. Don't complicate,

37:23

think musically, just got

37:26

a voice or maybe three,

37:28

I'll put your face, don't

37:30

give your clicks. Let's try

37:33

as your production tricks, add

37:36

some extra harmonies, and

37:38

sing the line in

37:40

Cantonese. Ciao,

37:44

jujisio, mean

37:48

sass is more,

37:50

deja vu means

37:52

we have seen

37:55

it before. Try

37:58

not to stray, Just

38:01

sing your refrain,

38:03

but make sure

38:05

you chuck in

38:08

and keep change

38:11

Keep change

38:14

Last is all,

38:16

make love not

38:19

more Stand

38:21

up to me,

38:24

bring your body

38:26

home So come on

38:29

you men, take a deep

38:31

breath away It's

38:34

time for an old magic, it's

38:37

time for a new magic Just

38:45

sing it Don't

38:48

you know, I only use you forever

38:56

I know, I have to

38:58

remember While

39:01

you're in the dark You

39:04

don't know, I only

39:07

use you forever So

39:11

give me a song,

39:14

turn the suns into dark

39:17

You know, I

39:20

only use you

39:22

forever Leave

39:26

them wanting Do

39:28

send in your own covers, you might get on

39:30

the podcast, bye!