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masters talk. I wanna talk
3:58
about. Greg Norman.
4:01
And. Guy, the fact that he showed
4:04
up at a gust of. Any
4:06
bought a ticket you I was listening to
4:09
the I was listening to the series Xm
4:11
the I that Bj to a radio. And
4:14
I was listening to these guys talking
4:16
about core set The other negative negative
4:19
nally I'm I'm anything Greg Norman anything
4:21
I L I V just as negative
4:23
now is you can be which he
4:25
which is understandable you know you did.
4:27
They been doing this this routine for
4:30
for a while but they were talking
4:32
about Greg Norman buying a ticket. And.
4:34
see: Norman. Typically. Is
4:37
gone to the masters until he started a
4:39
run in L I v and he wasn't
4:41
invited anymore and and the reason the gonna
4:43
buy it is is that. The
4:46
masters would would always invite.
4:49
I passed. Great champions
4:51
net maybe not of the masters
4:53
but but. Norm. Was a great
4:56
job long as dumb won the world forever. I
4:58
mean he was a great great player ants had
5:00
great masters malm as even though I never won
5:02
a massive famously loss of the next although the
5:04
one you're an eighteenth hole but but the norm
5:07
and add a lot agree mess and he would
5:09
get invited as a guest well the when he
5:11
saw Run L I V Say I they took
5:13
his ticket away. And. He wanted
5:15
to goes as to the masters because
5:18
he's got thirteen guys from L I
5:20
V Tour that are competing in the
5:22
master's his last year. And
5:25
he wants to go support them. And. They
5:27
wouldn't dismiss they wouldn't I guess it
5:29
wouldn't ya don't? I meet our novels
5:31
so by guess it wouldn't get my
5:34
ticket so he's got so he goes
5:36
and he buys was like get to
5:38
to get tickets for Gussie the way
5:40
you get a ticket as you get
5:43
on his lottery system when she got
5:45
no chance of ever are very meticulous
5:47
doesn't see my god no by the
5:49
way they did that those galleries are
5:52
ya gonna com go see com splitting
5:54
on patrons patron something and their gallery
5:56
so. Case Those galleries have never been big. I
5:58
mean I that was one of my and what
6:00
am I take away some the masters this year
6:03
was how big the galleries where I be could
6:05
not believe how many and and they are put
6:07
more and more and more beep us. I don't
6:09
know why they wouldn't like put up some more
6:11
stance people would just love the be there any
6:13
way you could be there. I eat out, put
6:15
the put him in the stands and then they
6:17
don't after you know have as many on the
6:19
ground. They can handle him out there but there's
6:21
more people there there's ever been they don't I
6:23
am a thick as a south for they tell
6:25
a soul lot more than they used to. I
6:27
can just tell you that tell you that much.
6:30
But die they didn't have any available
6:32
for Rob For for Greg Norman he
6:34
had to buy a ticket on the
6:36
open market so on Sirius Xm their
6:38
question whether he actually did that know
6:40
why would they? Why did he does
6:42
exit Thirteen players plants and does somebody
6:44
should have been able to just give
6:46
him a ticket? Mike of those thirteen
6:48
players amazed to discover Monday Well me
6:50
s a discount Me sick and about
6:52
this story. See. This is
6:54
in this is This is a great story.
6:56
This is one of my favorite stories. And.
6:59
Was a hank to be a good. gave me
7:01
a good story but about the masters my gum
7:03
and give a good story. Right now this is
7:06
which call it is against You get a kick
7:08
out the store. So.
7:11
Norm and they said. Why
7:13
didn't he just get a ticket from one of
7:15
his players? Well. First off
7:17
do not an easy to combine. He.
7:20
Only if you're a player at them
7:22
as usually get a certain amount of
7:24
tickets. are you going for family and
7:26
and you know Franny gonna put he
7:28
got it. He gonna like tell him
7:30
who the tickets for. they notice giving
7:32
tickets. See. They don't
7:35
give you tickets because they know once you
7:37
go out there and sonos Texas sense where
7:39
they don't want Ap Ap moving in that
7:41
that's a that's a big no no. Solo.
7:44
Give me a tickets but you gotta put some.
7:46
My name on. It. And never had a
7:48
tic. I've never and all the years I've or went
7:50
to Gus and never has a never had a ticket,
7:52
never had a ticket with my name on my one
7:55
time that I've ever tacoma name. I'm. Not.
7:57
One time. And spring. I
7:59
had people in August the Hank: have you ever
8:01
need anything? Let me know Anna: a supply cabinet
8:03
take it you know a good my name on
8:05
so I could go like sit underneath. Third. Oak
8:08
Tree that they all talk about and
8:10
have a in Iowa ice tea lemonade
8:12
and that's in the the under the
8:14
umbrella there but nine every other tickets.
8:16
I stood in line every year.
8:19
At. The little booth they go little
8:21
boost their and of your Pg
8:23
member I you can go up
8:25
there. He and you show
8:28
your Id card and your Pj membership
8:30
card and you stand in that line
8:32
and they'll give you a ticket for
8:34
the day. For. The day and
8:36
then the next morning you can go you
8:39
go stand in line again big big line
8:41
Santa shoreline he ghost in a big lines
8:43
and you get your ticket again in the
8:45
interrogator and you know like a you know
8:48
you think your ears you know it's has
8:50
like tsh you know you're getting on an
8:52
airplane here in ominous like they they they
8:54
want to know everything and you know by
8:56
you know I'm inside the checked in your
8:59
I d like as a say cats is
9:01
us a favor get the Andy Frame usher
9:03
guys out there is this of sake. Of
9:06
sake driver's licenses are fake car they
9:08
look Italian L and looking at is
9:10
that really You know that picture doesn't
9:12
quite look like you? Are you sure
9:14
that's you? Yeah it's me and I
9:16
and and they they look at that
9:18
and then they they give you that
9:20
ticket need to com a comic has
9:22
to get I discovered to Capella this
9:24
great I got a ticket one year
9:27
one year as an ad as any
9:29
wanted to stand in line as as
9:31
tiger I see any more t he
9:33
has he had taken inside. But
9:35
was made out to one of his
9:37
fails. Earl Woods Junior. As any see
9:39
here's issues, this one might have been
9:41
an all out as well. Say come
9:43
on of ah Elsa Gumm on a
9:45
passes are always junior. I mean I
9:48
don't think eskimo hence Aussi Lcs gonna
9:50
work minutes for I may ask. Now
9:52
I mean and what I'm and go
9:54
back and stand in line. I don't
9:56
want to get in trouble here because
9:58
by oh boy had so. When
10:00
you want to lose his get in trouble at
10:02
Augusta Nast I don't want to get troubles. I
10:04
go stand on my Pc line. hopefully I'll be
10:06
you know in a little been up there line
10:08
to like eight o'clock so hopefully nine and Tiger
10:10
one city of and seven thirty and in Allen
10:12
and know practice rains and seven thirty and I'm
10:15
like how he our be there as soon as
10:17
I can. I get to go stand in line
10:19
over here and get my get my day pass
10:21
and then I'll do it again tomorrow and I'll
10:23
do it again the next day and I'll do
10:25
it again the next day in and I'll do
10:27
it again next episode Seven Days In Aroma Do
10:29
it Seven. Days in url. the look at me like
10:31
have never been there before on the seventh dates and
10:34
like on the same guy singer was here the first
10:36
six days. but anyway. I
10:38
remember this one year. This
10:40
was nineteen and know the exact
10:42
years. Nineteen Ninety Nine, See Marco
10:44
Mere One, The Masses And Nineteen
10:46
Ninety Eight. And
10:49
In Nineteen Ninety Nine. We
10:51
were gonna go to the Masters again cause
10:54
I go into the Masters area with Mark
10:56
and then I went to the Masses every
10:58
year when I coached Tiger and I'm in
11:00
a lot of masters and see greatest termed
11:02
as there's not. There's There's no. there's no
11:04
tournament that compares to the Masters. That
11:07
there's a masters and everything
11:09
else. Is. Not even debatable.
11:12
It. Is away this a new
11:14
mall? It's the best. Not not
11:16
even close to one year. I
11:19
can one the tickets you not new rest and
11:22
like a ticket in a one that I could.
11:24
Maybe I can even. Go.
11:26
In the clubhouse and I
11:28
go on those hamburgers or
11:30
by talkspace. Marino sit
11:32
on. needs to sit inside the ropes you
11:34
know and sit down and then some nice
11:36
looking tears. air long walk. maybe. you know
11:39
when we're done with the day I consider
11:41
Nairn. have me and diet coke or ice
11:43
tea, lemonade or some. I could sit down.
11:45
Gonna think a man loved him. A pass.
11:49
And. My wife
11:51
wanted to go to. The
11:54
Marco Mira only guy he only
11:56
got like six tickets, Six tickets
11:58
and market is. Family gone and he
12:01
said you know and i you know marks
12:03
and nice is mark is nice as guy
12:05
in or these defending champion in. And.
12:08
He's a nice using. Their.
12:11
In nicer person you know, middle meet a
12:13
nice person markham. The. Marks As
12:15
you know what I'm gonna write, I'm
12:17
gonna write the Chairman and ask if
12:19
I can have an extra ticket. So.
12:24
Mar Crisis letter. To
12:27
the Chairman. The chairman the
12:29
time was who'd egypt's He writes
12:31
his left. He writes his letter
12:33
to Hootie Johnson. Any
12:36
rights you know Dear Masala, you know
12:38
March. Show me the letter U Nice
12:40
Had dear Miss is you know Mister
12:42
Johnson. You know I was wondering if
12:44
it be possible to get. To
12:47
extra tickets. Are one for
12:49
my coach Hank Haney. Hand one for
12:51
is why my wife had to times.
12:53
Theme was jones. In. Always said
12:55
very nicely. Guess it would it be possible
12:57
if I could get to extra tickets? One
12:59
for my coach Hank Haney, a one for
13:01
his wife. Joan is a love to come
13:03
to the masters with means. As
13:06
a nice letter you known as so I
13:08
will split see what we get for responsive
13:10
and own Marks marks. Wait and wait Any
13:13
gets a letter back he gets a He
13:15
gets a letter I saw I eggs I
13:17
saw the letter mark show me the letter.
13:20
He gets a letter back from Moody
13:22
Johnson. Game. Chairman at
13:24
the time, he was sharon from Nineteen
13:26
Ninety to two thousand and Six. And
13:29
here's here's what I saw the let her
13:31
switzerland said said dear Mark. After.
13:34
All. You do
13:36
have the normal allotment of tickets. He
13:39
points out the market marked. You have
13:41
the normal lot of tickets. And
13:44
allowed to buy more. he just says which
13:46
a guy says mark view of the normal
13:48
ominous tickets. So. We won't be able
13:50
to give you any more, but he said
13:52
I might offer the suggestions and here's a
13:54
suggestion he offers. He said if Mr. Haney
13:57
is a Pg A member. Seeking.
14:00
Gideon with his Pj Tour card if he
14:02
just shows it at the booth. Every
14:05
morning he can showed the booth I
14:07
knew that okay the Kahnawake regular ticket
14:09
cause you can't go anywhere that pc
14:11
to monetize you know, like he said
14:13
and funny but sunny and is with
14:16
the letter said he said and. If.
14:19
He leaves his wife Jane. Pony wasn't
14:21
Jane it was shown he been a
14:23
way he said. As he leaves his
14:25
wife Jane and home you will have
14:27
just the right amount of tickets. Months
14:32
I saw the letter. I
14:34
mean, seriously. seriously. That's what.
14:37
He wrote. Mister.
14:39
He can get him speeds he to
14:41
regard and it believes his wife hope.
14:44
You'll. Have to surrender Miles tickets.
14:47
For mart like the be goes I guess
14:49
we're not give a ticket says know that
14:51
Sally beginning to consensual to figure out a
14:54
different way. I can figure out a different
14:56
way but this. but anyway. When.
14:59
I was listen to Los Feliz and
15:01
Serious Exam. Doubting whether
15:03
Greg Norman. Could. Get
15:05
a ticket, Or.
15:07
Saying that why didn't he just get
15:09
one from one of his poop is
15:11
is thirteen players in a while because
15:13
whenever anybody goes the masters it is
15:15
a coveted ticket. Even if you are
15:17
a player even of you're defending champion,
15:19
you are getting a bunch of extra
15:21
tickets and you probably got em all
15:23
spoken for and a probably the students. A
15:25
is it they didn't have a bunch
15:27
of money to have one of them.
15:29
They get this to Greg Norman. By
15:31
the more likely they couldn't come up
15:34
with the tickets and the answer to
15:36
that is enough. You. Cannot come
15:38
up on a dick because of he
15:40
who are a masters. You have already
15:42
given year six tickets away. Whoever whoever
15:44
it is it's goal at Masseurs has
15:46
more than six people they want to
15:48
give those tickets to and I can
15:51
promise you. There isn't any.
15:53
I'm just sitting there at the house
15:55
that die anybody could use today because
15:57
they got people that they want to
15:59
use of a great norm and ended
16:01
up by in his tickets a to
16:04
to this year's a Masters on the
16:06
open market who knows what he paid
16:08
a pipe A to good good pennies
16:10
and die and he went to watches
16:12
his Us but that was one of
16:15
my stats. One of my favorite favorite
16:17
stories ever say he is it. It
16:19
shows you that Augusta is. It's
16:22
different, is different. and it's different.
16:25
You. Know one is different in many
16:27
ways, but in man. In
16:29
most ways and in the ways
16:31
related to the tournament. It's.
16:34
Different better the zone are Now about
16:36
that whole ticket said to a sound
16:39
of that's a Different Better Ah but
16:41
you know what? That.
16:45
Is there is there? Is there a
16:47
rule since their place is their rules
16:49
and that's and that's the way they
16:51
do animals. They still do a like
16:53
that are pretty much pretty sure they
16:55
do. You know is when he comes
16:57
he can I look at those guys
16:59
they cannot. They can look like they
17:01
probably still do that way. We know
17:03
they come. It's kind of the same
17:05
program that has always of his and
17:07
there but that was that was absolutely
17:10
agree. Just just leave her home. you'll
17:12
have just right amount. Spices
17:15
they couldn't just say
17:17
no, no, Dna. Have
17:19
any extra tickets know? Now let me
17:22
offer the suggestion. Just leave your wife
17:24
at home and you'll have just Roma.
17:26
Oh my guests never forgets Level for
17:28
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17:30
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17:32
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17:34
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17:50
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