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be the damn what we do on this podcast other than
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reveal that I masturbate the videos of stew um,
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I have Honestly,
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forget wait, we watch a bad movie and
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then we talk about and do So,
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you know, it's it's
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now on Apple Plus Streaming
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for all who subscribe this podcast or do
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you mean a movie that well Not
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this podcast unless you like, you know Mirror
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it on your Apple TV, then I guess you could probably
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like pretend that's on Apple Plus But no the
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movie that we're talking about the movie. It's
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it's new to streaming for for
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not all but many and My
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commitment to train is the Gil
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Gil is the car salesman Kind
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of Jack Lemmon Glendary Glenn Ross character Dan is
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so Dan is so under the
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impression that these stream release of Aragael
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is the cultural event of the
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year. He's been talking about it
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for weeks leading up to this. Well,
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I've been excited. It's a cultural event
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other than Madam Web thus far of the
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year for us, a bad
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movie podcast, because I feel like
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this is the movie, the wide-release
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movie in theaters that got
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the most sort of
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baffled and dismayed reactions and a lot of
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talk around it. There
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was enough talk beforehand
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about people lying that Taylor Swift wrote
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a book that was based on for
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some reason, like that's how big the
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footprint was. I fucking forgot about that.
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That was good publicity work on the part of whoever
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publicized this, that they managed to connect it to the
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most famous person in the world who
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was otherwise unrelated to the movie in every single
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way. Not since
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Mark Millar told the artist of
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the Ultimates to make Nick Fury
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look like Samuel L. Jackson, thus
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creating the role for Samuel L. Jackson. Has
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there been such a successful marrying of a property
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and a famous person who is not related to
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that property in any way? And for old people,
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they snagged the new Beatles song for
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this, like a year ahead of time,
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apparently, because the guy heard the new
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Beatles song, he's like, I'll have that,
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please. I was reading about
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it, how the director was hanging out with his
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friend, John Lennon's son, I guess,
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or something, and was like, oh, I've got a new
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song, you would love to put it in your film,
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you know, and that's how it happened. So,
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yeah, Mark, is it possible for a movie to be a parody
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of itself? Well,
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I mean, I guess that's the Zen Cohen that
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Argyll asks us, you know? Zen
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Cohen is a Buddhist rabbi, is
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Zen Cohen. Yeah, that's a good
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joke. That's not too
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far off from, Matt Cough has
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that Tiger Schulman bit in the
5:51
Gerserati school. Yeah. Check
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out his album, anyway.
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Sure. Should we talk about Argyll?
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Should I get into what happens? in the movie Argyle. Yeah,
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please. Please explain it to me. Let's
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toss on some Argyle. Get ready for
6:05
some twists, some turns, and a
6:08
movie named Argyle, which kind
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of explains the title but kind of
6:12
never explains the title. And going into
6:14
this, I assumed it was going to
6:16
be like kind of like a romancing
6:18
to stone or the lost city. But
6:21
it then morphs into a long kiss
6:23
goodnight, which I wasn't expecting. Very much
6:25
so. I
6:27
mean, since Stewart sort of swelled it already,
6:31
we'll get to the full spoilers later on. But
6:33
can I say that like I'd seen the
6:35
trailer, I was thinking about Argyle.
6:37
I was like, yes, one does. All
6:40
right, the dots are connected. Sure. Okay.
6:43
Dan's like got his arms crossed behind his
6:46
back, looking out onto the waves. Yeah, in
6:48
my head, I'm like
6:50
that meme from Always Sunny in
6:52
Philadelphia. I'm connecting yarn all over
6:54
the place. And I'm like, I go to
6:57
my friend. I'll call her out because she doesn't listen
6:59
to the show. Liz Babish. I said to
7:01
Liz, I said, Hey, is
7:03
this the twist behind Argyle? And is this
7:06
also what's going on with
7:08
this secondary character in Argyle? And she's
7:10
like, Yeah, you got it. And
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I'm like, and I felt so pleased. So did she write
7:14
Argyle? Why is she the person you went to for your
7:16
Argyle information? She had seen it at that moment. She had
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seen it. Oh, I see. That important piece
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of information had been left out. I didn't know. I
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believe your friends and ask them questions about Argyle. I
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believe I did. But I
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apologize if I hadn't in passing,
7:30
but no, I was so pleased
7:32
with myself for guessing it off of
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not having seen it. And who
7:37
is immediately deflated me by saying, congratulations,
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Dan, you've seen a lot of movies.
7:42
Yeah. Yeah. But
7:44
then watching this movie, I feel like it telegraphs
7:46
everything way early, but yes,
7:48
we'll talk about it. Yes. And
7:51
it's really that final, the kind of finalist
7:53
plot twist, which I feel like they telegraph
7:55
multiple times throughout just in case the audience
7:57
is a moron. But anyway, so you're
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Oh, uh, just speaking of seeing a lot
8:02
of movies this this movie is directed by
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Matthew Vaughn Who's made a lot of movies
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and I would argue as he continues to
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make movies they get less good Well
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certainly as he continues to make them he has
8:15
access to more money and bigger stars And I
8:17
think that has been a negative for him in
8:19
terms of the quality of the film. Yes Layer
8:23
cake was his first one, right? I
8:25
mean it was definitely the one that got him attention. I don't know
8:27
if it was very first Look
8:31
You look at a movie like kick ass
8:33
which I did not particularly like but that's
8:35
a much better movie than this movie Yeah,
8:37
and has a genuinely great
8:39
sequence where Nicolas Cage is putting on
8:41
makeup and applying his fake Like
8:44
mustache extension. Yeah. Yeah, let me let me
8:46
quick. Just run it down. We got layer
8:48
cake We got stardust came next which was
8:51
pretty good. Okay. Yeah kick ass again like
8:53
Elliott like I have problems with it But
8:56
it has a thing X-Men
8:58
first-class we have a pretty good X-Men movie.
9:00
Not a first class I did I
9:03
didn't particularly like it but I did like the
9:05
sequence where Magneto and Professor X
9:07
are like wandering around looking for mutants like
9:09
yeah. Yeah, I feel like it never gets
9:11
better than that But then
9:13
he gets into the world of the the Kingsman
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And I will admit having a certain
9:18
fondness for the first movie, but that you just
9:21
like that last joke, right? Like the like about
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particularly how by saving the world he gets to
9:25
have sex He needs he gets to have anal
9:27
sex afterwards or something. Thank you for yeah Spoiler
9:30
alert, you know, we got a shatter from
9:32
the rooftops. What's the end? and
9:35
then I I've
9:37
only seen Kingsman the Golden Circle
9:39
without sound played
9:41
on a television Okay,
9:44
which again Yeah,
9:47
I mean this is I mean this is a movie
9:49
that in many ways would work better as a series
9:51
of Images in the
9:53
background somewhere than as a than as a
9:56
film with sound and and story But it's
9:58
almost like entering the spot world
10:00
is his version of James Cameron
10:02
going underwater where he is fascinated
10:04
by it and I think he's
10:06
overestimating the audience's interest in that
10:09
subject matter. Yeah, we I think
10:11
we can all agree. Which
10:13
is not to say that he's a filmmaker at
10:15
the same level as James Cameron on a technical
10:17
level. Yeah, yeah. I mean, this
10:19
movie, I will say for
10:22
a while goes down easier
10:25
than I thought just because it's
10:27
so glossy, but then it
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piles on about 40 more minutes
10:31
that it needs and at least one
10:34
more plot turn than it needs.
10:37
This movie is very long. Yeah, the
10:39
glossiness is kind of like how my cousin
10:42
used to smear his hot dogs with applesauce
10:44
because he said it might have slide down
10:46
his throaty. You should eat a hot dog.
10:50
He also did it with with mac and cheese,
10:52
which is wild because that should already be pretty
10:55
slippery. It's already pretty lubed mac and cheese. You
10:57
don't have to put more lube on mac and
10:59
cheese. Yeah, unless he's eating a dusty mac and
11:01
cheese. Yeah, I mean, it depends on maybe he
11:04
doesn't know that the cheese dust is supposed to
11:06
be mixed with milk and maybe even butter to
11:08
get it extra creamy. But you don't
11:10
just eat it or not. A lot at once, you
11:13
know, I could see a clog for me.
11:15
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see
11:17
that in your systems also. Big mac
11:19
and cheese plugs there, stopping up the
11:21
sewage septic tanks. Okay, guys, let's talk
11:23
about what happens in Argyle. It's a
11:26
Matthew Vaughn movie. You know, it's a
11:28
glossy spy picture. And it opens
11:30
up with a scene. I'll just go
11:32
through it in detail, even though a lot
11:34
of what happens in this scene is not exactly
11:36
set up. But Henry Cavill,
11:38
he goes to the dance club. He dances with a
11:40
sexy blonde lady played by Dua Lipa. And
11:44
he lifts her and does a dance called
11:46
the Whirlybird, which we will see performed two
11:48
more times throughout the movie. We
11:51
learn that he is Agent Argyle and she's
11:53
a villain. She's lured him into a den
11:55
of killers, but he defeats them all off
11:57
camera with the help of his tech sidekick
11:59
Kira. played by Academy
12:01
Award winner Aria DeVos,
12:04
right? And bad guy, Blonde,
12:06
Doolibah, she shoots Kira, and then Argyle's spy
12:08
boss, Richard E. Grant, is like, Argyle, you
12:10
have to go chase her. It's the only
12:12
time we see Richard Grant in the movie.
12:14
I was so mad about it. What a
12:16
waste of Richard E. Grant. And I literally
12:18
just, right before watching this movie, finished reading
12:20
his book with nails, which is his kind
12:22
of an adaptation of his diaries when he
12:24
was making With Nolan, Hudson Hawk, and the
12:26
player and stuff like that. And I was
12:28
like, I wanna see more Richard E. Grant.
12:30
I got a hunger for Grant. I wanna
12:32
give me a Grant Grant. Grant me some
12:34
more Grant. But that's all we need. A
12:36
cameo. Give me some Grant Land. Exactly. He
12:42
tells Argyle the chaser, they have
12:44
a very CGI car motorcycle chase.
12:46
Almost ludicrous in CGI. It's just
12:49
like Ronin, right, guys? Well, and
12:51
if you take Ronin and
12:53
it started the Looney Tunes characters, but with no
12:56
jokes, that's kinda what it feels like. But
12:58
the ludicrousness of this serves a
13:00
point here. Yeah, leader is not.
13:03
I kept expecting, oh, and
13:06
this is one of the big problems of the movie, spoiler
13:08
to my opinion of the film. But
13:10
you watch Her Mansion the Stone,
13:12
it starts off with that really
13:15
goofy segment of her book,
13:17
which is heightened, and then it contrasts
13:19
it with the real world, which is
13:22
recognizably real, and it gets goofier
13:24
later on. Which is the opposite of heightened, yeah.
13:27
It gets goofier later on, but it still feels
13:30
like normal, real people within this, who
13:32
are having adventures that they're, but
13:34
even they're like, how are we having these
13:36
adventures? This movie, I was
13:38
like, oh, they're gonna create a contrast, but
13:41
everything in the real world is just as
13:43
loopy and goofy and weightless. It's
13:45
a little bit like if in Who Framed Roger
13:47
Rabbit, the humans were also cartoons. So
13:50
it's like, no, in anime, but the
13:52
humans were also cartoons here too. They're also animated.
13:54
So they have this chase, an American agent, Wyatt,
13:56
played by James John Cena. He stops the baddie
13:58
in a moment. This moment I did. where
14:00
he just grabs her off of her motorcycle. And
14:03
she reveals that their spy boss is actually working
14:05
for the bad guys and Wyatt is
14:08
like, we need to go off the grid.
14:10
And we discover this is all a
14:12
story being read out loud by writer
14:14
Ellie Conway, Bryce L. Howard, at her
14:16
book launch for her fourth Argyle spy
14:19
novel. And the way she
14:21
does the book launch is she reads the
14:23
final chapter at the end. So she reads
14:25
the end of the book and then answers,
14:27
I think, three questions and then that's the
14:29
total event. I gotta point out, there's a
14:31
moment where one of the fans that are
14:33
book reading, who we later find out is
14:35
an enemy spy, but he's like, yeah,
14:38
your books are, like a lot
14:40
of other famous spy authors like John Le
14:42
Carre were formerly spies. And
14:44
like, you're a lot like that. I'm like, have
14:46
you never read a fucking John Le Carre book?
14:49
Well, he says your books are so real. It's
14:51
clear that real spies read them. And you're like,
14:54
the thing we just saw was deliberately
14:56
over the top and heightened and like
14:58
James Bond and Scoofiest. That being said,
15:00
if the whole movie had been that
15:02
first scene at that level, I
15:05
think I would have enjoyed this movie more
15:07
because as Dan was saying, instead
15:09
of it being like, that was her fantasy world,
15:11
but here's what the real world of spies is
15:13
like. The real world of spies is just as
15:15
silly and crazy and goofy and non- So I
15:17
guess he is right though. I
15:20
guess real spies are just like the crazy crap we
15:22
did though. In the world of Argyle. Actually,
15:24
that would be a funny thing in the world of
15:26
this movie, that is what real spy craft is.
15:29
Is a lot of like quips and like
15:31
glamorous dance off and things like that. I
15:34
definitely also had a problem with this moment though
15:36
for the same reason, like this reason and another,
15:38
I'm like, number one, were we
15:40
supposed to just have seen a Le
15:43
Carre style realistic spy story? He had
15:45
heard that he meant John Le Carre.
15:47
It really hurts that he said that.
15:49
Hasty old men sitting in shabby
15:52
room. I was just
15:54
sitting around. Have
15:56
you ever seen the movie of the spy who came
15:58
in from the cold? If
16:01
there is any movie that teaches you not to be a
16:03
spy, it tells you like, don't do it. Don't
16:07
ever do this job. Don't do it. It's
16:09
that one. Yeah. But
16:11
there's that. And then also this tips the hand
16:13
right away. You know, not to me, of course,
16:15
I've seen a lot of movies, I guess, for
16:17
twists, but like I think
16:19
that the screenwriter was like, Oh, I'm having a
16:21
little fun. This is some clever
16:24
foreshadowing of like, they all
16:26
turned, but he says like they all turned
16:28
out to be spies. He phrases it that
16:30
way. And, you know, she is going to
16:32
turn out to be a spy later in
16:34
the thing. I don't know how much of
16:36
this now here's the, here's my theory on
16:38
this movie. It was once
16:40
told to me by a, by friend of the show,
16:43
John Hodgman, that he had been told that they
16:45
had reached that the people who make like
16:48
mystery TV shows had research showing audiences
16:51
liked guessing the mystery before the characters.
16:53
They did not like to be surprised
16:55
or shocked. They liked to know the
16:57
twist and this movie feels like that
17:00
it is telegraphing those twists so frequently
17:02
and in ways that you
17:04
ever like, is this like, are you like,
17:06
this is a red herring, right? Because
17:09
that, that can't be the real twist because you're basically telling me what
17:11
it is. But I wonder
17:13
if that's the idea behind it. It's like
17:15
people like to be go, Oh, I'm smarter
17:17
than the characters in this one. I know
17:19
what's going to happen, but it also makes
17:21
the characters in this movie seem really dumb,
17:23
especially the main character who for someone who's
17:25
supposed to be a bestselling novelist comes off
17:28
as so kind of like inept
17:30
at everything, but also writing.
17:32
Anyway, the point is she
17:35
became a writer after an ice skating, ice skating accident. This
17:37
is a detail that that is one of the few details
17:39
that seems like a throwaway. And then later I was like,
17:41
Oh, I guess they are going to do something with this.
17:43
But everybody loves her. She's a huge bestselling author from
17:46
the guy at the, at the, at the thing asked
17:48
if she's a spy that night and someone else asked
17:50
her out. Do you guys think
17:52
the, uh, I feel like it would have
17:54
played better, at least for me, if her
17:56
spy novels were like middling, like she wasn't
17:59
that successful. If she was an
18:01
unsuccessful spy novelist and it turned out she
18:03
had this die-hard readership that were all real
18:05
spies Because she knows but instead
18:07
but this movie doesn't do anything small.
18:09
It does it all big. It's gotta be as big
18:12
as possible Yeah, she's a writer She's got to be
18:14
the best-selling writer in the world if she is to
18:16
the point where later on a fan of hers is
18:19
Live-streaming her sitting at a park bench because she said
18:21
I mean like if Stephen King was at a fucking
18:23
park bench Do you think people would be like I
18:25
got to get this on camera? I got a Know
18:29
what a lot I would think I would
18:31
take a surreptitious picture perhaps of mr. Me I'm
18:33
sorry forgive me mr. King. I'm a fan But
18:36
we're not like him because I don't think he's
18:38
gonna be doing anything particularly No, maybe maybe just
18:40
kidding Rowling if she was sitting somewhere. I can
18:42
see that happening, but they'd be like, oh shit
18:44
We got a capture. Yeah, she's gonna be whatever
18:46
gonna be That
18:52
night so and and someone at the reading asks her
18:54
out on a date as a question from the audience
18:56
Which is bad etiquette, please don't do that if you're
18:58
at a public event But she
19:01
goes now I've got a hot date that
19:03
night. She's alone at home with her cat
19:05
Alfie She's got to get to work finishing
19:07
her next book, which is very funny She's
19:09
like, okay time to get to work and
19:11
she has about five sentences left to right
19:13
in the book It's like it's almost over
19:15
and you got you got thoughts on Alfie
19:17
here Alfie I do want to say what's
19:19
it all about Alfie? I'll tell you it's
19:21
about mostly Alfie is played by CGI But
19:23
when Alfie is played by her cat great
19:26
In imaginary imagine, yeah But
19:30
in the in the moments where there's a real cat
19:32
apparently that's Matthew Vaughn's wife's cat
19:34
and wife is I Couldn't
19:37
I can't Claudia. She really
19:39
yes, and so I have
19:41
to assume the cat's name is law. See
19:43
I w Dia Shipper Yeah, I read that
19:45
name Because I
19:47
know this fact But
19:50
my brain somehow like I'm no longer
19:52
13 years old Man
19:57
like I just I don't want to believe that Claudia sure
20:00
with anyone. Dan,
20:02
you are, you are officially turning into
20:04
the old man from Logan's run who
20:07
just has his cats around him and
20:09
that's all he cares about. Sounds pretty
20:11
good guys. Okay. So we got a,
20:13
we got a fake cat go on.
20:15
Oh, and she, I liked it when
20:17
she writes, she's surrounded by
20:19
little like a cartoony statuettes of the
20:21
characters from the books. They're not quite
20:23
Funko pops. They're more like, uh, like
20:25
little statues of like the loop in
20:28
the third characters from the popular animated
20:30
series. Yeah. They're kind of like, they're almost kind of Bruce
20:32
Tim style, uh, like figurines of
20:34
Argyle and his gang and Argyle wears what,
20:36
what, what kind of jacket is that? He's
20:38
wearing like a weird, like high, uh, it's
20:41
a Naru jacket. Naru jacket with a flat
20:43
top, which is not unlike
20:46
guile from no, if
20:48
I can explain his hair, but Audrey was
20:50
very dismayed by it. And one of the
20:52
top letterbox reviews I saw was just like
20:55
talking about what a crime to the hair was. It
20:57
looked terrible. And I feel like it has Henry
21:00
Cavill has the interesting relationship with hair because
21:02
he had that great mustache in mission impossible.
21:05
And I was like this guy, but then
21:07
this flat type haircut, it almost undoes how
21:09
great that was. So it's like, Hey, I
21:11
guess you know what? Like any tool or
21:13
any weapon in the right hands, Henry Cavill's
21:15
hair is a good for mankind and in
21:17
the wrong hands, it's a crime against mankind.
21:19
You know, you can't blame the hammer, whether
21:21
if the hammer, the hammer could, could build
21:24
a house or it can beat up a
21:26
bunch of guys in old boy hammer. Don't
21:28
hurt him, but it's not the hammer. Yeah.
21:31
So anyway, I'll give him a mustache
21:33
for safety. That's always, you know, that's
21:36
the best. It'll be always go wrong
21:38
with a Henry Cavill mustache here at
21:40
Henry Cavill mustache. It's the only supplier
21:44
we take Henry Cavill's actual facial hair,
21:46
meticulously reglue it into a mustache. You
21:48
can wear now. You're the bad guy
21:50
in rogue nation or whatever. When it
21:53
was starting in Superman need it removes
21:55
come back, come on back down. Only
21:57
your computer. It's fallout, right?
22:00
It was Fallout, it was not Red Nation as Fallout, thank
22:02
you. Uh, the subtitles
22:04
to Mission Impossible movies are... They're
22:07
so totally meaningless. I
22:11
believe that you'll find that in Ghost Protocol there was a
22:13
Ghost Protocol in both. I guess there was a Ghost Protocol
22:15
in there. Got
22:17
em! Was it
22:20
any better than if they just called it Mission Impossible 4? I
22:22
don't think so, but still. And
22:25
certainly less clear than if they just
22:27
called it Mission Impossible Disabowed, which means
22:29
the same thing. So
22:32
she gets... Anyway, the story
22:34
she's finishing, she's finishing book five. Agent
22:37
Argyle needs to find the master file to
22:39
destroy his former bosses in the Directorate who
22:41
have gone evil. She just finished his last...
22:43
Just like a fucking John Lecquere book. Yep.
22:46
It's a cool... Yeah, he's... All
22:49
his spies needed master files on flash drives
22:51
inside of silver bullets that were hidden somewhere.
22:53
So the next... So she finishes the book
22:55
and ends on a cliffhanger. The next day
22:57
her mom, Catherine O'Hara, always a pleasant thing
22:59
to find in a movie. There's
23:02
a point later on where Catherine O'Hara is
23:04
doing an English accent and it's the most
23:06
like Moira Rose she could do. We
23:09
had the captions on because again, I'm the sort of
23:11
old man who's surrounded by cats. And
23:14
the cats were covering your ears? Is that it? Like
23:16
living earmuffs? When she switched it said, British
23:19
accent in parentheses and I'm like, oh, thank
23:21
God told me because I would not have...
23:23
I'm like, what are you doing? Like I
23:25
love you. You're great. Nothing
23:27
to fact that the earmuffs... I have no problem
23:29
with her performance at all. I wish she had
23:31
gone even more with it. Her
23:33
mom is like, the book, I read it already.
23:36
It's anti climactic. It needs another chapter. Why don't
23:38
I fly out and help you write it? And
23:40
Ellie is understandably kind of like, I didn't really
23:42
want my mom to just fly out out of
23:45
nowhere. And so she
23:47
decides she's going to write the other chapter herself,
23:49
but she's got no inspiration. So what's she going to do? Take
23:52
Alfie, put him in a backpack with a bubble
23:54
window on it. This is the extent of her
23:56
luggage apparently. And she's going to take a train
23:58
to see her parents. the cat
24:00
on my back doesn't he clothes
24:03
toiletries like John Reacher I mean
24:06
if you use the cat the right way no John Reacher that's
24:08
that's what says
24:10
I'm supposed to get his nickname
24:12
John Reacher where they fucking get
24:14
back John Reacher I know John's
24:16
my father told me John Reacher
24:18
is Jack Reacher's brother who is
24:21
always like yeah got another postcard
24:23
from Jack having some adventures I
24:25
guess on the yeah on they
24:27
get up his brother got killed
24:29
Elliot yeah come on respect it's his
24:31
other brother okay yeah the one he
24:33
doesn't talk
24:39
about cuz there's no trouble funny thing is
24:41
I actually know about Jack Reacher but I
24:43
anyway yeah that's all about Jack Reacher come
24:45
on things cuz he's
24:47
tall and big and fairly the size of dinner plates
24:49
so how did he hold a dinner
24:55
plate oh my god like a
24:57
BFG yes I
25:00
mean in a way the BFG how does
25:02
he handle a gun if his hand is
25:04
that big like how does he get his
25:06
finger through the trigger he just flaps the
25:13
gun and bullets come out yeah bonds with
25:15
the bullets are so scared of them they
25:17
just act like we can't get this guy
25:19
mad at us I see that makes it
25:24
some kind of Jack creature so
25:27
uh she goes on the train on the train
25:29
a guy hits on her she says oh no
25:31
no I'm this receipts taken then a slovenly bearded
25:33
Sam Rockwell one of these upper
25:36
Northwest hitchhikers types oh
25:38
gross he did he said he sits
25:40
down plops down in the chair across and goes hey
25:42
aren't you the famous author Ellie Conway I'm a big
25:44
fan of your books he has her latest book
25:46
which is just called Argyle even though it's the fourth book
25:48
in the series I don't know what the other ones were
25:50
called I guess and introducing
25:53
Argyle more Argyle and
25:55
then Argyle just have to go back to
25:57
base. Hey,
26:00
what's that? Hold on. Let me take a look
26:02
dot dot dot. It's our guy Fourth
26:10
ones where our guy goes into space It
26:14
has to be yeah Any tells her he
26:16
goes I'm a spy someone's trying to kill her so in
26:18
a minute I'm gonna start fighting and then we're gonna jump
26:21
off this train and you're gonna have to hug me when
26:23
I tell you and An
26:25
army of undercover assassins comes by and he fights them
26:27
off one by one as she starts hallucinating That
26:30
he is agent Argyle doing all this
26:32
and they do this thing where you
26:34
are her I view as her eyelids
26:36
close and then open again over the
26:38
camera and suddenly he's Argyle and she's
26:40
like, huh? What she's she is acting
26:43
in a way that it did from this
26:45
moment on through much of the rest of
26:47
the movie Ellie Conway does not act like
26:49
a human being so much as like a
26:51
walking. I don't know like a walking collection
26:53
of plot things Seems
26:55
like she's maybe on some Clonopin
26:57
there's annexes They
27:00
should have shown her because we know she doesn't like
27:03
to fly maybe like trains either They should have shown
27:05
her taking those annex before she gets on because yeah
27:07
It does feel suddenly like she's drugged and there's no
27:09
explanation for that other than later on
27:11
as we find out just the drugging
27:13
of a human Psyche in in turmoil
27:15
and fighting against itself anyway and for
27:17
somebody who's nervous about flying She
27:20
seems much more comfortable around dead bodies
27:22
than I would expect a normal person
27:24
to be Yes, and I guess they
27:26
that very fast. They kind of explain that also
27:28
when so this This
27:30
technique where you're kind of seeing Sam Rockwell
27:33
and then Henry Cavill back and forth The
27:35
first thing I thought is that's a lot of effort
27:37
to make something unpleasant to watch The
27:41
other thing is I was like are they
27:44
trying to infer that she would prefer
27:46
her spy to be the Henry Cavill
27:48
type Over Sam Rockwell because I'm like
27:50
I gotta tell you right now. One of those two
27:53
actors is more charming than the other Yes, very much
27:55
one is more Handsome than the
27:57
other I guess but the other is more and well
27:59
this is This is a movie is
28:01
it's messy and what it's doing later on it
28:03
turns out. I think that that's not what she
28:06
is thinking But at the moment you're right. It's
28:08
it felt like it's supposed to be you're supposed
28:10
to be contrasting super suave Henry Cavill with kind
28:12
of like Clumsy
28:15
Graceless kind of like it gets hurt
28:17
really badly same rifle, but that what
28:19
they're doing is not that different Like
28:21
the same rock well, even when he's
28:23
graceless is like very charming and he's
28:26
also like like he's a fucking dancer
28:29
Yes, no, no, she Henry Cavill
28:31
my war hammer for my war hammer buddy like me
28:33
and Henry Cavill We can play war hammer no shade
28:35
to you, buddy Yeah, he's doing all
28:37
the super spy fighting still like he you know
28:39
He gets distracted every once in a while by
28:41
like looking at her making sure she's okay, and
28:43
then someone gets it But he's not like Yeah,
28:46
he's not like doing like goofballs shit. He's
28:49
just doing like unflappable
28:51
sort of like Charming
28:53
same Rockwell, which is very appealing
28:57
He's not like running his fingers through his own hair to
28:59
show how easy this all is although it is The
29:02
longer the movie goes on the easier it gets
29:04
for both of them to be way back the
29:06
wave of thugs This is yeah, I feel like
29:08
this happens a lot in modern-day action movies. Maybe
29:10
I'm wrong. Maybe I'm watching the wrong ones I
29:12
feel like in old school action movies The threats
29:14
get bigger as the movie goes on
29:16
and the characters get beat up more and more
29:18
it gets harder and harder for them To do
29:20
these things you look at something like die hard
29:22
and like it's getting harder. Look one of the best
29:25
action movies Yep, yes Whereas with but why not why
29:27
not compare to the best but then in our gile?
29:29
They just get it just gets easier and easier as the
29:32
movie goes on until by the end we'll get to
29:34
it But they're like they're just mowing down wave after
29:36
wave of guys who don't even seem to have guns
29:38
on them or We
29:42
just I mean again an unfair
29:44
comparison, but why not compare something good to
29:46
something that doesn't work We
29:48
just finally saw the dune 2 We
29:53
watch out you say it three times, you know who's
29:55
gonna show up And
29:58
you know the end of that
30:01
is a fight between two men
30:04
and it is like weighted with a lot
30:06
of Meaning from the rest of the
30:08
story But it is all the more powerful that is
30:10
just two people who are very good fighters who really
30:12
want to win this fight I would argue that I
30:14
would argue that Paul trainees much more than a man
30:17
at that point Deared
30:21
to be more than a man, but sure But
30:24
you're right it when a fight between two
30:26
people But I mean there's no
30:28
fight in there's no fighting scenes in this movie and
30:31
the fight scenes are very colorful the very action Packed
30:33
there's a lot of choreography. There are no scenes in
30:35
that They're as exciting to me as
30:37
Sean Connery and Robert Shaw Fist
30:39
fighting in a train compartment in
30:42
from Russia with love like there's nothing in
30:44
here That's as exciting as that and it's
30:46
I think partly because everything feels so weightless
30:48
in the movie It makes sense when the
30:50
Argyle scenes are weightless because they're like a
30:52
fantasy, but everything so it's so
30:54
cartoonish It's so you know like there's no there's
30:57
no even sense of reality anyway anyway I
31:00
was wrong there is a sense of reality because after
31:02
this long fight scene Sam Rockall does parachute them out
31:04
of the back of a train and She
31:06
fames while holding on to him which didn't mean
31:08
that she drops to her death like I Know
31:11
he like he like wraps something or he puts a
31:14
belt around her. Okay. I miss that. I miss the
31:16
belt She wakes up in a
31:18
cabin where he has now shaved. Thank goodness now
31:20
He's just regular Sam Rockwell not bearded Sam Rockwell
31:22
And he tells her he is super spy aid
31:24
in wild and that her books are so great
31:26
name This
31:30
is not the fantasy of Argyle This is where
31:32
real spies have real names like aid in wild
31:35
and they are that her books are so accurate
31:37
that the real life Evil division the real life
31:39
version of the directorate in the books wants to
31:41
catch her and the division is run by director
31:44
Ritter Who was played by Brian Cranston? We see
31:46
him He's so mad at Rob Delaney his underling
31:48
for losing Ellie that he just shoots him He
31:50
just murders him and it's one of the things
31:53
where it's like She's
31:55
like a skeleton Or
31:57
Darth Vader if you work at an organization And
32:00
if someone, you see a coworker mess up
32:02
and they get killed, leave that job. It's
32:06
not worth it. Don't be in that job. And
32:09
Wild is allergic to cats. This is an allergy
32:11
that comes and goes as the movie decides. There
32:13
are times later when he's just hanging out with
32:15
his cat with no reaction. I would think that
32:17
would give you sympathy for this character. If they
32:19
handled it in a way that was realistic, perhaps,
32:22
but the allergy seems to turn on and off.
32:24
But also, it's one of those things where it
32:26
just means he sniffles every now and then. It
32:28
doesn't really play into anything. He
32:31
explains, and he explains, this is the first of
32:33
many info jumps that Sam Rockwell is tasked with
32:35
performing in the movie. And he does a fine
32:38
job of it mostly. He says
32:40
that he had hired a hacker
32:42
named Buchanan, an anarchist hacker whose
32:45
anarchism is so cartoonishly displayed.
32:47
And later on, we see a
32:49
flashback to Buchanan's apartment, and his
32:51
walls are just covered with anarchist
32:53
A symbols all over the place.
32:55
It's ridiculous. He hired this hacker,
32:57
Buchanan. I wish I was that
32:59
committed to branding. So
33:02
my older son, he loves the LA Dodgers.
33:04
All he talks about is the Dodgers. Most
33:06
of his shirts are Dodgers shirts. He
33:14
has some Dodgers stuff in his room. But it's
33:16
not just that the walls are spray-painted with the
33:18
Dodgers logo over and over again as if he
33:20
wanted to make his own wallpaper out of the
33:22
Dodgers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
33:26
He's like the Joker, but for the Dodgers. Yeah. I
33:28
mean, are you already prepared to do something
33:31
like that for his inevitable Dodgers theme department?
33:33
Oh, it's going to happen for sure. Yeah.
33:37
I'll see if I can get Shohei Ohtani to show up. Maybe
33:40
he can be the rabbi. What's the Dodgers
33:42
mascot? Is it like a
33:44
baseball man with a baseball head? What is it?
33:46
What's a? I don't know that they have
33:48
a mascot, to be honest. And I have no interest
33:50
in seeing one of their games. No. I
33:53
mean, some kind of a cartoon character to keep her about. You need
33:55
some kind of a gritty or a Mr. Met. Yeah. Some
33:59
kind of a... Fanatic of some kind
34:01
so anyway so
34:04
While this explaining look I hired you Karen
34:06
it be Karen to steal the division's master file
34:09
which they easily They easily organized and collated
34:11
all the bad things they did and all
34:13
the evidence for it into one master file It
34:15
was very helpful He put it on a flash
34:17
drive inside a silver bullet But the hacker
34:19
disappeared and I want you to use your
34:21
writers intuition to find him so they fly to
34:23
London She's afraid of flying, but he talks
34:25
her through the takeoff Which by the way,
34:27
this is a this is a dumb plan that
34:30
makes more sense when the the
34:32
the reveal When they reveal stuff
34:34
later, it does make more sense No, this is what I
34:36
was gonna like the idea that she would be predictive in the
34:38
way he wants her to be is Ludicrous
34:41
but then like that's not actually what's
34:43
going on But I would
34:45
argue that's a better plot for the movie then
34:48
yeah, then the twist reveals I think the
34:50
idea of like somehow she's such
34:52
a good writer that she can predict things that
34:54
are gonna happen It's kind of
34:56
I think I think to me it's like
34:58
a good like procedural show Yeah,
35:02
it's like Castle but predictive castle She's
35:08
in a fight scene and she's like how would I write
35:11
this scene? Okay, I would make sure that
35:13
this guy that I was like that guy I
35:15
would give him like a weakness Maybe he's got like
35:18
like a really bad like an Achilles heel. That's not
35:20
good kick him the heel that didn't work Okay, maybe
35:22
another thing. What if he has like a weak heart?
35:24
So if I surprise him but and the guy has
35:26
a heart attack and dies like amazing. Yeah, I did
35:28
it like predictive castle
35:32
You predicted it Like that's
35:34
more fun to me than what we get. But
35:36
anyway, they go to London they go to the
35:38
Alfred memorial, which is a real memorial and That's
35:41
where he was supposed to meet the hacker He
35:44
wants her to invent her next chapter right
35:46
there in the hopes that it'll lead them
35:48
to be Karen and she envisions Argyle
35:50
and his sidekick Wyatt finding a fancy
35:52
phone chip which leads them to a
35:54
satellite relay Which helps them locate the
35:57
hacker and the division is meanwhile watching
35:59
all this through a closed circuit TV
36:01
camera because they got tipped off because one of
36:03
Ellie's fans was live streaming that she is sitting
36:05
at a park bench in a park and so
36:08
we're cutting between Ellie the division and
36:10
Argyle who is a fictional character all
36:14
racing to see who can get the address for
36:16
the hackers apartment from the satellite relay yeah
36:18
they figure it out Ellie didn't go to the
36:20
apartment it's empty except for a little
36:22
bit of furniture it's empty the walls are have
36:25
been cleaned of anarchist symbols I will see them
36:27
later and they find a hollow
36:29
floor how was it discovered because Sam Rockwell
36:31
starts dancing well also like before that Ellie's
36:33
like oh there's clues here I can feel
36:36
this means something it's like no we know
36:38
nothing we got to go and I'm like
36:40
what are you talking about you're the one
36:42
who brought her because of your belief that
36:45
she has this information and now you're immediately
36:47
dismissing it nothing in the scene makes sense
36:49
watch and the clues that she is finding
36:51
don't mean anything like they're not real like
36:53
yeah they find the hiding place for the
36:56
for the master file logbook purely
36:58
by chance but yeah why is he suddenly like
37:00
and this doesn't mean anything when this is his
37:02
plan she should be the one who's like no
37:05
this is meaningless and then finds something like
37:07
it don't seem as backwards like they reversed
37:09
this scene for some reason yeah yeah and
37:12
also I mean I
37:14
don't know when best to address this but I'll just do
37:16
it now pause the allegations
37:19
again you said it's
37:21
all hokum hokum I
37:23
think he meant hokus
37:28
focus yeah because he was referring us to his
37:30
favorite movie of course I am still
37:32
aware of who Claudia Schiffer is I don't
37:34
just know um no
37:37
I just don't get the whole McGuffin
37:39
angle of this thing where why
37:42
if this thing is lost
37:46
you know is the division putting so
37:48
much energy into like handling it the
37:50
way they are it's it's it's lost
37:52
it's lost you're you're you're doing good
37:55
guys like if anything work
37:57
to like kill the people who are
37:59
still working against to Rockwell
38:01
and we will meet later Sam Jackson.
38:04
That's a much easier task than finding
38:06
this lost thing through a series
38:08
of mental manipulations. Here's what I'll say.
38:11
Here's what I'll say. Just because it's
38:13
lost, it's not really lost. It's being stored somewhere
38:15
and they don't want somebody else to get it,
38:17
which I understand. But also it's one of those
38:19
things too where you're like, well, if
38:21
the good guys are looking for this thing, why
38:23
don't you let them find it
38:25
and then kill them and take it
38:27
rather than trying to kill them throughout
38:31
is they're trying to kill Sam Rockwell, but
38:33
unnecessarily. Ellie, as we'll find out later. I
38:35
mean, the twist, none of the, the reason
38:38
is because gotta have action. This
38:40
is an action movie. There's no real reason why you're doing
38:42
anything. There's
38:45
no meaning behind life. Come on, we're just wasting
38:47
time till the grimy pretenses of the show. Buddy,
38:50
you're done. So the action
38:52
and hell, there's no more action anymore.
38:54
Exactly, that's called entropy or ax-ro-pee.
38:58
So they find the hacker's code
39:00
book or whatever. The division team shows up.
39:02
There's another fight-em-up scene. Aidan
39:05
Wilde, the hero of the movie, tells Ellie that
39:07
when he shoots someone, he wants her to then
39:09
crush their skulls with her foot to
39:11
make sure they're really dead. Like
39:13
you're doing the twist. Yes, she has
39:16
a lot of issues with this, understandably, because
39:18
you are murdering someone who has already been
39:21
taken out as a threat. So
39:24
she can't bring up to do it. Also, if you're gonna
39:26
do that, why do it in a way that gunks your
39:28
foot all up? Just take his
39:30
gun and shoot him again, maybe, once
39:32
he's been, I don't know. Yeah, I don't think she's
39:35
involved already. She went in the right step
39:37
or way. But where to Mario stomp these
39:39
guys' heads to death? And of course, the
39:41
reason is because later on, she
39:44
is going to have to go through this again in a
39:46
way that where it looks
39:48
like she's gonna do it to the hero.
39:50
Like it's one of the things where it's
39:52
like, why is this scene in here? So that
39:54
it can set up a suspense
39:56
scene later on. But it
39:58
doesn't really make sense why you would have it. You do it.
40:00
Yeah, folks. That's how you that's screenwriters.
40:03
I hope you guys are taking notes
40:06
One thing if you need to know
40:08
one thing set up stuff that it pays off later
40:10
But it's okay if the setup is meaningless and doesn't
40:12
have to happen One thing I have
40:15
to pay off doesn't have to happen. It's just action. It's
40:17
just action all the way down. Honestly, nothing Nothing
40:19
has to happen. You don't have to make movies. You
40:22
don't have to I just want to
40:24
say that on this note like one thing
40:26
I always really admired about the Cornetto trilogy
40:28
is like In
40:31
all those movies like so much that is set
40:33
up in the first half gets an explicit payoff
40:35
in the second half But it all works on
40:37
its own terms Like you're never like this is
40:40
a setup for something because it's always like funny
40:42
the first time around Yeah, that makes sense Edgar
40:44
Wright at his most stylistically
40:46
driven is still more invested
40:49
in character and Reality
40:51
then yeah, you've on at his realist most realistic.
40:53
I feel like you know, that's yeah, that's they
40:55
both do different things I don't think it's going
40:58
on a limb to say that a karate is
41:00
a better filmmaker His
41:03
movies will mean more to me and will last longer,
41:05
you know But anyway, that's
41:08
uh, that's neither here They're there because they've
41:11
got to escape they go up to the roof. They see
41:13
a boat down there That must have been Buchanan's escape boat
41:16
to get Ellie to jump off the roof Aiden
41:18
just throws Alfie the cat off the roof to
41:20
show that safe which I was like you were
41:22
probably you probably appreciate it I was thinking of
41:24
your moment. I Survived
41:29
No Cat
41:32
enter the speed force that's what I'm saying of a
41:34
truth Do you guys remember the scene in Kramer versus Kramer
41:36
when Kramer enters the speed for? In
41:44
the Shawshank Redemption when Andy Dufresne he's
41:46
crawling through that two miles of muck
41:48
and and she Fast
41:56
come on you guys remember
41:58
the scene in Rudy when he hit one really Rudy
42:00
enters the Speed Force. Man,
42:03
you would not ever have to sit on the bench if
42:05
that bitch was in the Speed Force. If he was in
42:07
the Speed Force, he'd be the greatest bastard of all time.
42:10
And yet we didn't stand up and cheer until The Flash
42:12
did it, and that's what makes that movie the classic of
42:14
it. Yeah, exactly. Nobody stood up and cheered
42:16
until it happened. I mean, they do flash the word stand
42:18
up and cheer in big red letters on the screen when
42:20
he entered the Speed Force. But
42:24
we did it. What a stand
42:26
up and cheer. Do you think anyone
42:28
in the history of anyone watching that
42:30
movie ever stood up and cheered watching
42:32
that movie? Okay, real talk, guys. We've
42:34
had a lot of goofs. Yeah, let's
42:36
be real. When was the last time
42:38
you stood up and cheered in a
42:40
movie? I
42:42
don't know. I mean, like... I've certainly cheered in
42:45
movies. Only I've ever stood up. Yeah,
42:47
I feel like the closest thing I can think of... I mean,
42:49
I don't... I, you know, I was sitting
42:52
stock silent because absolutely I
42:54
watched movies. I reacted to
42:56
things. But the closest
42:59
thing was the fucking Avengers
43:01
when the Hammer... Hammer.
43:04
Oh, I feel like that may have been a stand
43:07
up. The Hammer? Captain America picked up
43:09
the Hammer, yeah. When Captain America took it. When
43:11
he picked up Thor's Hammer. Well, I mean, yes,
43:13
that wasn't true. I've been waiting for that moment
43:15
for several movies. I knew it had
43:17
to happen at some point. But
43:19
you're saying somehow seeing this character
43:22
that we have come to know and love over a
43:24
series of films, showing
43:26
that he was worthy to wield the power of
43:28
a god, another character, was more to stand up
43:30
and cheer a moment than seeing a character we
43:32
had just met in that movie.
43:35
Use his power. Use his power the way we expected him to?
43:38
Yeah. Well, but that's the magic of
43:40
the movies, though. Even so, please sit up and cheer
43:43
a moment. Well, Ben, but actually,
43:45
you don't need... But you also don't need... I'm
43:47
sure that when Luke Skywalker blew up the Death
43:49
Star, I'm sure people stood up and cheered the
43:51
first time they saw that. And they didn't know who
43:53
Luke Skywalker was until the movie started. You don't need a
43:55
whole series to introduce someone to build up to it. That
43:57
being said, when the character's called the Flash and his... Power
44:00
is speed. He meant your speed force is
44:02
not not that yeah, it's not that exciting.
44:04
Yeah And
44:07
the first to be honest though to me also I did I
44:09
said I stood up and cheered because I was like I think
44:11
the movie's almost over Maybe
44:20
it was like a stand-up and go watch
44:22
Cheers moment. Yeah, that's what they're talking
44:24
about. Yeah So that
44:26
night for a little hell Ellie
44:28
is hallucinating that our guy was talking to her
44:30
But he doesn't actually tell her very much of
44:32
interest and she goes go away and she overhears
44:34
aid and on the phone Saying oh,
44:37
I hate Ellie Conway someone should put a bullet
44:39
in her head I'll deliver her to you and
44:41
then I'm done and that understandably sounds threatening So
44:43
she sneaks out calls her mom tells her mom
44:45
to meet her in London the next morning I
44:47
guess Ellie goes to her mom's hotel room. I
44:50
don't know how fast that plane is, but that
44:52
was that was a fast flight hopped
44:54
on the Concord In
44:57
this world the Concord still exists. Yeah, I
44:59
mean I believe it. It's a world of super
45:01
spies Of course, why wouldn't they super fast super
45:03
loud plane that nobody really needs that badly and
45:05
so when out of business I wouldn't it still
45:07
be around so Uh-oh
45:10
that there's a knock on the door. She
45:12
goes mom don't answer it the door opens
45:14
It's director Ritter and Ellie is shocked until
45:16
she goes dad What
45:18
her dad is the evil bad guy director
45:20
twist didn't see that twist come in did
45:23
you twisty You
45:29
know that's gotta be her dad right before it happened,
45:31
but yeah, you know, it was pretty good twist No,
45:34
I mean yes, it's you know, what's gonna happen. Yeah,
45:36
here's what I was hoping I was like Okay,
45:39
there's two ways. I want this to
45:41
go either He's a bad
45:43
guy and Catherine Hara doesn't know it or
45:47
Her dad is identical to director Ritter and they're
45:50
gonna get mixed up at some point that's
45:52
what I want to say Yeah Nice
45:57
That's this kind of bundling Colorado
46:00
dad is just kind of Chicago dad
46:02
I guess this bumbling Chicago dad is
46:04
just it's just kind of like thrust
46:06
into running an evil directorate and he's
46:08
like oh sure okay I'd
46:10
like I would love to see that that's not
46:12
yeah that's actually pretty good I like that one
46:14
he turns out to be Ellie's dad she hands
46:16
in the logbook he starts flipping through it and
46:19
it was noticeable glee on his face but then
46:21
Aiden bursts in oh no he puts a gun
46:23
to the dad's head and the dad instantly drops
46:25
his cover reveals he's a bad guy Ellie's mom
46:27
puts a gun to Ellie's head and starts talking
46:30
in as Dan saw from the captions a
46:32
British accent he's like what's going on and
46:34
Wilde shoots Catherine Harrah knocks out the dad
46:36
and then drives off with Ellie just as
46:38
Ellie's about to get in the car she
46:40
realizes she left Alfie the cat up in
46:42
the hotel room but he's like you can
46:44
come with me and learn some things or
46:46
you can go try to rescue that cat
46:48
she makes the wrong decision she
46:50
goes with him instead of going back to
46:52
your cat that's not a heroic thing to
46:54
do if she was Sigourney fucking Weaver she'd
46:57
go back for that cat yeah and it's
46:59
also you know in direct opposition to the
47:01
screenwriting rule that states that one does explicitly
47:03
that thing yeah that you go back and
47:05
save said cat that's what yeah that's what
47:07
makes her an unlikable protagonist well I'm also
47:09
like if they're the only thing you've set
47:11
up for me that there is one relationship
47:14
that means more to her than anything else
47:16
in the world and that is this dumb
47:18
cat this dumb CGI cat and
47:21
then she's like uh I guess I will leave
47:23
the cat behind like come on what do you
47:25
what are you doing anyway she hallucinates Argyle again
47:27
and then passes out I guess just for the
47:29
sheer exhaustion of these last couple days she wakes
47:31
up they're driving to the French countryside I'm sure
47:33
there's a way to drive from London to the
47:35
French countryside I don't know what it is maybe
47:37
a ferry was involved at some point I don't
47:39
know that is a train I don't know that
47:41
you can drive a car through it but
47:45
maybe I'm wrong they should the same
47:48
I don't know Google it maybe I'm
47:50
again I've never I've never done
47:52
it and I'm way to do it there's
47:54
spies dude maybe their fucking car turns into
47:56
a gondola that's just like it which which
47:58
run more is that with Moonraker where
48:00
the pigeon does a triple take. I feel
48:05
like, I feel like Matthew Vaughn saw that scene.
48:07
He's like, perfect. That's I'm making a whole movie
48:09
like that. I want my whole career to be
48:11
like that. They're driving to the
48:14
French countryside. They get to an isolated vineyard. There's
48:17
a channel tunnel that you can use for your car.
48:19
Okay. So there is a driving tunnel. Okay. That's fine.
48:21
I, you know, then please strike it from the
48:24
record. My, No, leave it. Yeah. Leave
48:26
it in. No, no. Yeah.
48:28
Make it more. That's the trailer.
48:30
Uh, she wakes up. She's a,
48:33
they go to a, the vineyard
48:35
of former CIA deputy director, Alfred
48:37
Alfie Solomon, played by Samuel L.
48:39
Jackson, Nick Fury himself. And
48:42
he uses wine making as a very on
48:44
the nose metaphor to reveal that Ellie
48:47
is actually about to meet the real
48:49
agent, Argyle, because Ellie, Dan,
48:51
hold onto your fucking socks. You are going to, they're
48:53
going to blast right off your feet. You are going
48:55
to, you're going to flip over backwards, your feet in
48:57
the air. Like this is a bazooka Joe comic. You
48:59
learned this stunning twist. Ellie
49:03
is the real agent Argyle
49:05
or actually agent are Kyle,
49:07
Rachel Kyle, which they have to find a
49:10
better way to do that. It's the closest
49:12
way to get the name Argyle. So
49:15
much. I gotta, I gotta hand it to my,
49:17
uh, to Samuel L. Jackson. He really, he really
49:21
set up a pretty sweet deal to put
49:23
in what two days of work, hanging out
49:25
in an office, tapping, watching Lakers games. A
49:27
lot of it. I love that he's in
49:29
his, his vineyard man cave, which has a
49:31
big screen that he uses either to track
49:33
the world's evil spies or to watch the
49:35
basketball games and the whole, all the walls
49:37
are, have framed basketball jerseys on the memorabilia
49:39
and shit. He just loves memorabilia.
49:41
But yeah, she is actually a secret
49:44
agent for books. They're not fiction.
49:46
They're her processing her buried memories of
49:48
being a spy and Ellie's like, I
49:50
can't be, but eight improves it in
49:53
the only way to prove things in
49:55
these movies. He fights her and unlocks
49:57
her secret spy fighting skills. Why the.
50:00
previous times when people were genuinely trying
50:02
to kill her, her fighting skills remained
50:04
under lock and key. I don't
50:06
know. That's just the power of the human psyche. You
50:08
know, that's the mind. No one threw
50:10
a direct punch at her, which is like, I
50:12
guess it's the triggering event that needs to happen.
50:14
I guess. Yeah, I suppose that's it. It would
50:16
have been kind of better if she
50:19
was like, but what about all those other times when you
50:21
killed all those guys and Aidan's like, I didn't,
50:24
I didn't kill them. You killed them all. We
50:26
get a flashback of her like murdering. Like a
50:28
blank look at her. To
50:31
be honest, I would, again, I would have liked that
50:34
kind of more, but like, but it
50:36
would have been like a look of horror on
50:38
his face. He's like, what are you doing? You
50:40
want her
50:42
upgrade her way through these? Yeah. You were
50:44
always the most brutal of us, a beast,
50:46
a monster. So guys were you, you were
50:48
flabbergasted by this twist, right? Like you did
50:50
not know how to handle it. Your mind's
50:52
gone. Again, I would thought to
50:54
myself beforehand, how would I write this
50:56
movie based on this trailer?
50:59
Oh, she probably, she probably repressed
51:01
memories. She's like been brainwashed. I
51:03
had to go all the way back to the beginning and
51:05
start over. Cause I'm like, I must have missed something. Yeah.
51:09
And guess what? I don't know. I'm
51:11
sure there are clues of a sort,
51:13
but they're not, it's not like it's,
51:15
I dunno. It's the only way to deduct
51:17
this twist is to have seen movies before.
51:20
But anyway, Alfie and the division, or
51:22
maybe not just to, just to guess it, Alfie and
51:24
the division, they're racing to decode this hacker log book
51:26
as Aiden does some more info dumping on Ellie. So
51:28
guys get ready for some info to be dumped on
51:31
you. She was the agent who went
51:33
to meet with Buke Karen in his hilariously
51:37
anarchist apartment. She ended
51:39
up in a coma. She
51:41
was found by the division leaders who
51:43
posed as her parents. They brainwashed her
51:45
into believing that she was a writer
51:48
who was injured in a skating accident so that
51:50
she would then, they gave her a journal that
51:52
they said was hers full of story ideas for
51:54
her to then write as novels so that she
51:57
could write the novels that would lead them to
51:59
the hiding place of the movie. Master File rather
52:01
than let's say not giving
52:04
her a cover story and asking her Where's
52:07
the Master File? They instead decided to
52:09
take the clues that would lead people
52:11
to the Master File and put them
52:13
into Best-selling books that would be available
52:15
around the world probably in multiple languages
52:17
I know that anyone could join in
52:19
on the hunt yeah Or they knew
52:22
they're gonna take off this way, but
52:24
I also had a problem with I
52:26
also had a problem with the like Encouraging
52:28
her to write and
52:30
then it turns into this Storyline
52:34
I thought like why not
52:36
just if you're writing this why not just make it
52:38
like They like are
52:41
keeping an eye on her They
52:43
have this cover like they've given her this
52:45
other identity They're they're you
52:47
know staying close to her in case something
52:49
comes out and then unbeknownst to them like
52:53
He starts writing this story, you know,
52:55
that's just something that happens like it's
52:57
so Absurd to me that
52:59
part of their plan is like oh she's
53:01
gonna write her memories into these stories
53:03
and just sorry just to clarify before Not
53:07
that important, but the reason she was in a
53:09
coma was like he had some sort of dead
53:11
man Switch the hacker and later we don't know
53:13
that's a later What
53:16
if there's a point where they were like well We want
53:18
her to go through this process so we can figure it
53:20
out and then they started selling the books and they're like
53:23
Man, we're making some fucking money off these
53:25
books. Yeah, like maybe we should just focus
53:27
on publishing instead of being evil spy Yeah,
53:30
well that it's one of the things where you look
53:32
at like you look at James Bond movies And I
53:34
mean those are cartoons also it you're like you have
53:36
so much advanced technology. No, that's uh, that's James Bond
53:38
jr Is
53:42
the weird thing But his
53:44
dad was also named James Bond Like
53:47
George Foreman's family wherever all the boys have the same name
53:50
So but that the idea you have all this
53:52
advanced technology you should just do that just
53:54
sell that instead using it to like
53:57
Hold gold for ransom or whatever, you know
54:00
certain undersea kingdom, you know, but it's
54:02
so there's so many ways to
54:06
Be a bad person with a lot of money in
54:08
the world that don't run afoul of the law Yeah,
54:11
you don't end up having a spy chasing after
54:13
you and trying to shoot you do
54:15
one of those evil people Okay, so and every now
54:17
and then we get a piece of consumer electronics out
54:19
of it. So so that's the bargain bargain
54:22
we've made made with the evil people of the
54:24
world So it
54:27
turns out the thing that happened
54:29
in Greece at the beginning of the movie
54:31
that whole shootout with Argyle and And do
54:33
and that happened Aiden was
54:35
the real-life Wyatt They did have an
54:37
associate named Kira who got shot in Greece and
54:39
Ellie's like Oh, I was gonna bring Kira back
54:42
in book six a fan sent me a crazy
54:44
way to do it and you're like So I
54:46
was gonna include into my book and risk with
54:48
a game. Yeah That
54:51
was Yeah, that was
54:54
the biggest problem I had not the foreshadowing of
54:56
who of course sent this I know Charlie's
54:58
like that's gonna happen. I'm like, but there's no way
55:00
she could put that in her fucking book This
55:06
is why you don't get unsolicited And
55:09
then I'm like stomping around the living room making
55:11
a lot of hand motions like I'm fucking Sebastian
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55:39
Alfie cracks the code it turns out and there was
55:41
no way that anyone is gonna be able to guess
55:43
this that Ellie That the
55:46
master file was in the keeping of a
55:48
known associate of Ellie's known as the keeper
55:50
of secrets a professional secret keeper How could
55:52
they have ever thought that it's that how
55:54
could they've cracked that this amazing thing? Ellie
55:57
is nervous, but Aidan's like you're gonna have to
55:59
go with me on this mission to get it. They
56:01
go to, as the Chiron tells us, Arabian
56:04
Peninsula, no country, no city, nothing. We
56:06
can say Chicago, but we cannot be
56:08
any more specific than it's somewhere on
56:11
the Arabian Peninsula, which
56:13
felt racist to me in a way, and I'm not quite sure if it
56:15
is or not. They show
56:17
up dressed as glamorous spies, they go
56:19
to luxurious oasis complex, Ellie is
56:21
nervous, so what do you do when someone's nervous,
56:23
and you want them to just not worry about
56:25
it anymore, you dance with them publicly, and you
56:28
do the whirly bird move. And he reveals that
56:30
they weren't just spy partners, they
56:32
had a relationship, and this song that's playing,
56:34
that was their song. That song, of course,
56:36
is now and then, a Beatles song that was not released
56:38
until 2023. I'm like, when
56:40
is this movie taking place? It's
56:42
taking place 20 years in the future.
56:44
Yeah, I will say, you say they're
56:47
dressed up like glamorous spies. I gotta
56:49
say, I'm not a huge fan of
56:51
the dress that they put Bryce
56:53
Dallas Howard in, the glamorous
56:56
spy dress, because it feels like
56:58
it both covers up her body
57:00
entirely, and also does nothing for
57:02
her. So it's like, it
57:04
should be something that empowers her more, I would
57:06
argue, rather than covers her up, and
57:08
doesn't look particularly good on camera. Wow.
57:12
I mean, that's Stewart's costume corner. That's
57:15
my little, and I
57:17
will say Sam Rockwell, the little frosted tips, thumbs
57:20
up more of that. Okay, so
57:22
there's a jeer and a cheer here. It
57:25
is ridiculous that they dress up as
57:27
Aragile and Lagrange, the bad
57:29
guy lady from the beginning to get into
57:31
this thing. It's a, I don't
57:34
know, it's silly that they play those parts,
57:36
especially because she should be
57:38
dressed as Aragile. Like, he should be
57:40
wearing some kind of spangly thing, or
57:43
not, I don't know, anyway. But
57:45
they dance to their song now and then, a
57:47
huge hit Beatles song everybody loves. It's everyone's favorite
57:49
Beatles song since 2023 when it
57:51
came out. Ellie meets with the keeper of secrets,
57:54
and- By the way, just, I
57:56
gotta clarify, is not a greater demon of
57:58
Slannash, which I was hoping for. or was
58:01
disappointed by the omission. No, no, it is
58:03
just a woman who keeps secrets. Who is
58:05
this? Sophia Bethea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Multiple flophouse
58:07
films. Yeah, we're gonna be seeing her soon.
58:10
We gotta date with Rebel Moon too, right?
58:12
We could date with Rebel Moon too sometime.
58:14
I forgot that was her in the Rebel
58:16
Moon series, yeah. You know, it's that old
58:19
Rebel Moon. Sign it down
58:21
on us. So
58:25
Ellie meets with the Keeper of Secrets and she's like
58:27
nervous. And the Keeper of Secrets is like, how
58:29
do I know you are still the same
58:31
Agent Argyle, Agent R Kyle that
58:34
I remember. And she hallucinates Agent
58:36
Argyle saying, you don't need
58:38
me anymore. You're all that you need, you can do
58:40
it. And I'm like, well Agent Argyle, have you done
58:42
anything to help her up to this
58:44
moment? Like it felt like this is what
58:46
happens after she has hallucinated Agent Argyle like
58:48
giving her tips, you know, or helping her
58:50
through things. Like
58:53
Dabney Coleman in Cloak and
58:55
Dagger. So yeah. Yeah, exactly. Let's get
58:57
Dabney Coleman in here. Yeah,
58:59
get Dabney Coleman. How many times do I have
59:01
to say it? Get Dabney Coleman in here. If
59:03
we're gonna have a sexy spy character. That's not
59:05
the call that I wanted. I
59:08
said Dabney, I was clear about it. If
59:10
you're gonna have a sexy spy, be Dabney
59:12
Coleman. Yeah, the luxuriousness
59:15
of that mustache. Oh
59:17
man. Mustaches work. Let's
59:19
just say it guys. Whether it's on
59:21
Henry Cavill or Dabney Coleman, mustaches work.
59:23
God, I'm gonna grow my fucking
59:26
mustache again. Mustaches work. Tashes
59:29
is of course, they publish art
59:31
books, right? Anyway, so. Man
59:34
and PI, the list goes on. Anyway, yeah.
59:36
His name stands for mustaches are. Sam Elliott
59:38
in fucking Roadhouse. Not. Wait,
59:41
mustaches are great, not
59:43
ugly man. Please
59:46
introduce. Inform. Please inform. Please
59:49
inform. They spread this information about
59:51
mustaches. Brought to you by the Facial Hair Council.
59:53
So she bluffs her way
59:55
into getting the flash drive with the master file, which
59:58
is just her being mean. Is the person's like. How
1:00:00
do I know you're the real agent Argyle? Prove
1:00:02
it." And she's like, Fuck you, you piece of
1:00:04
shit. And she's like, Yes, you are the real
1:00:06
agent Argyle. Good job. And she opens up the
1:00:09
file and starts to read it just on the
1:00:11
computer right there. She is shocked by something she
1:00:13
sees, but we're not going to find out what
1:00:15
it is until a few minutes later, unless you
1:00:17
guess what it is, because it's the most obvious
1:00:19
thing that it could be. Catherine Harris shows up
1:00:22
alive. She reveals she was wearing a bulletproof vest
1:00:24
over some tea. She reveals that Ellie was
1:00:26
actually a bad guy, a devoted evil agent
1:00:28
of the division. This is when we learned
1:00:30
that she went to be Karen's anarchist apartment,
1:00:32
killed him, which set off a dead man
1:00:34
switch bomb, which put her in a coma
1:00:36
and then never will be drank in a
1:00:39
tea. Passes out. This is, I think,
1:00:41
the third time that Ellie has passed out and
1:00:43
then woken up again in a new place. See
1:00:46
a fucking doctor. That
1:00:48
can't be good for you. If you want to
1:00:50
see a movie where the main character is continuously
1:00:52
roofied, go ahead. You'll see Argyle. I
1:00:54
guess that's a review.
1:00:56
If you want to see a
1:00:58
movie where a female lead is
1:01:01
continuously passing out and waking up
1:01:03
in situations she doesn't know she got
1:01:05
there, go ahead. Watch out, guys. No
1:01:07
thanks. Wow. Ellie, it's
1:01:09
a hero. Take the stand. Don't like
1:01:11
it. So Ellie went to the division. She's
1:01:14
at division HQ. Director Ritter is destroying
1:01:16
the flash drive. And he's like, we
1:01:19
need you to tell us where Alfie is. And she doesn't know, but
1:01:21
she figures she can get that out of Aiden. And
1:01:23
Ritter is like, if you give us our Alfie, we'll
1:01:25
give you back your Alfie. He has the backpack
1:01:27
with the cat in it. And she goes, I
1:01:29
hate cats. And he just drops
1:01:31
the backpack. That's how you know she's evil now. Aiden
1:01:34
is getting beaten up for his info. And
1:01:36
Ellie walks in and is like, why don't you just tell me? And
1:01:38
he says no. So she shoots him. And then
1:01:40
she uses her hacker skills to
1:01:42
find Alfie. But meanwhile, Aiden, hold
1:01:45
on. He's not really dead. And he
1:01:47
beats up his interrogators and then shoots himself up
1:01:49
full of adrenaline. So much that it would, has
1:01:52
to kill him. It's in the
1:01:54
business. We call that a Hong Kong cocktail. Oh,
1:01:57
no. So he's got to keep his heart rate up real fast.
1:02:00
Yeah. Oh no. He's got
1:02:02
an injury near his heart, maybe
1:02:04
it was. This part really annoyed
1:02:06
me. Like of all the like
1:02:08
quote unquote twists, I mean like they don't wait
1:02:11
that long to reveal with what's really
1:02:13
going on. But even so, it bothered
1:02:15
me because you're not
1:02:18
watching Argyle thinking like, oh
1:02:21
shoot, like she really just
1:02:23
killed Sam Rockwell. Like she
1:02:25
turned to the, you
1:02:28
know that this is gonna be undone.
1:02:30
So why even play it
1:02:32
movie like we're fool. Because
1:02:35
twist, Stan, cause twist action. You don't think
1:02:37
there's a, you
1:02:40
think they should have stretched it out a little bit. Like
1:02:42
him give final words, maybe he's like a
1:02:45
little bit of blood drips out of his
1:02:47
mouth. I mean, I look, I'm just saying.
1:02:49
You say, why not cut out the middle
1:02:52
man, just have a rescue Sam Rockwell. I
1:02:54
will give the movie the
1:02:56
slight credit that it doesn't try
1:02:58
and extend this long at
1:03:00
all. Like he doesn't try and like really fool
1:03:02
us. But if you're gonna
1:03:04
do it, I feel at this point, just like
1:03:06
have them like exchange a wink. So like, you
1:03:09
know, like I don't know. Aiden doesn't
1:03:11
know it cause she can't blow her
1:03:13
cover. But this is up there with
1:03:16
Chewbacca's death in Rise of Skywalker. You
1:03:18
see like, does this, you know, I know
1:03:20
this is not good. They undo it, you have to
1:03:22
undo it really fast cause nobody, everyone knows Chewbacca is
1:03:24
not gonna die off screen killed by the hero accidentally.
1:03:30
When it happened, I was like movie, if this is
1:03:32
for real, you have, okay, I'll give you some credit
1:03:34
for that. You're a mad man, I
1:03:36
don't know where you're going. What happens? Like
1:03:39
you're just so, you're insane. Yeah, yeah, I looked at
1:03:41
him like, I guess I should buckle
1:03:43
my seatbelt. I don't trust this guy.
1:03:45
No one's safe. I wonder if
1:03:47
the theater will give me a refund on the
1:03:49
four fifths of my seat. I'm not using it cause I'm
1:03:51
just sitting on the edge. But
1:03:54
the, it turns out. You call
1:03:57
fucking Usher over and explain that. Like, what are
1:03:59
you, And Usher is like, yeah,
1:04:01
yeah. Oh, wow. Elliot
1:04:03
knows a fucking Usher zone? That's
1:04:06
the one. That's fucking crazy. That's
1:04:08
blowing my mind. It
1:04:13
doesn't surprise you more that Usher is working
1:04:15
as an Usher at the movie theater. No,
1:04:17
I'm more surprised that Elliot knows an Usher
1:04:19
zone. He's been researching for what? His concept
1:04:21
album about working at O.S.V. He's
1:04:24
like, I've been at a wedding, I've been
1:04:26
at a movie theater. Yeah. Yeah.
1:04:29
I spent a little bit of time as a toilet, but that's
1:04:31
a flusher, that's a little different. And
1:04:34
I spent a little bit of time as a candy with fruit
1:04:36
juice in it, but that's a gusher. Also a mistake on my
1:04:38
part. She's one of the cover spaces. An
1:04:42
actor prepares. An actor
1:04:44
certainly does prepare. Especially
1:04:46
if you're Usher, who's not really an
1:04:48
actor. It's the name
1:04:50
of a book, I don't know. I mean, in what
1:04:54
was the movie with the Hustlers? I mean,
1:04:57
he doesn't really act in that. He's just
1:04:59
playing himself. But playing yourself
1:05:01
when you're Usher is the role
1:05:03
of a lifetime. Well, thanks, Mitch, when behind the
1:05:05
music, narrator. Usher
1:05:11
thought things couldn't get any better, but he
1:05:13
was wrong, and they did. The
1:05:19
rise and rise of Usher. So
1:05:21
anyway, we're gonna find
1:05:23
out Usher did something bad that we don't know about, that people
1:05:25
are gonna be like, how can you make jokes about Usher? I
1:05:28
only know the one song. I watched this whole halftime
1:05:30
show and I still don't know any of his songs.
1:05:32
Anyway, so he escapes
1:05:34
the interrogation room. Ellie reveals to the bad
1:05:36
guys, actually, I'm a good guy. And I
1:05:38
just sent the master file to Alfie. And
1:05:40
then an error message comes up on the
1:05:42
screen that's like file not sent. And she
1:05:44
goes, uh, let's see. And she knocks out
1:05:46
fake mom and dad. Once it's just not
1:05:48
killed him because. Why is he constantly knocking
1:05:50
him out? Yes,
1:05:52
well, in movies, for some reason, there
1:05:55
is nothing wrong with murdering low level
1:05:57
grunts, but there is some moral problem.
1:06:00
with killing the people at the top who are responsible.
1:06:02
It's the same thing with Guardians of the Galaxy 3,
1:06:05
where they're just mowing down people. And then when
1:06:07
it's time to kill the high evolutionary, they're like,
1:06:09
no, we won't do it, because we're guardians of
1:06:11
the galaxy. It's like, I don't know, man, if
1:06:14
you're gonna kill anybody, kill that one guy, and
1:06:16
leave everybody else alive. Still think they're supposed to
1:06:18
have been using stun things. They talked about non-lethal
1:06:20
force in that movie. I mean, I- Guardians of
1:06:22
the Galaxy, so when Chris Pratt says, okay, Groot,
1:06:25
kill them all, and they just start shooting people
1:06:27
with blasters. That's a lie. I
1:06:29
don't know. When
1:06:33
they're fighting those pig monsters, and they're
1:06:35
just chopping their limbs off of swords,
1:06:37
with those stun swords, and they can
1:06:39
reattach their limbs later. And Star-Lord's like,
1:06:41
yeah, use the stun weapons, leave them
1:06:43
on the ship that explodes in a
1:06:45
few minutes. I will say. There's
1:06:48
that, too. The only reason
1:06:51
I am pushing back at
1:06:53
all is, you've used this as an example a
1:06:55
few times, and I'm like, well, even
1:06:57
if it doesn't do it well, that is
1:06:59
one of the few movies that tries to
1:07:01
make some nod towards, hey, let's
1:07:04
not just kill all of
1:07:06
these faceless people for
1:07:08
because they're minions of the bad guy. But
1:07:10
then they do it. I
1:07:13
know. Or in Rise
1:07:15
of Skywalker, where it's like, you can't kill the
1:07:17
Emperor, that would be wrong. Yeah. Right,
1:07:19
I guess I'll just murder all these child soldiers who
1:07:21
were forced to fight for you. I'll just blow them
1:07:23
up en masse. It's like, check yourself. Look
1:07:27
at what you're doing. I mean, Argyle
1:07:29
doesn't do this, but let me do
1:07:31
a little Argyle strip doctoring. Strip doctoring.
1:07:34
Ooh, strip doctoring. Make this shirt off.
1:07:39
I'll take off my things to suck
1:07:41
over. No, you could
1:07:43
have her not able to kill
1:07:45
them because she has lived thinking that
1:07:47
they're her mom and dad for a
1:07:49
while. That's a good thing. Some emotional
1:07:52
reason, anyway. Yeah, no, that makes sense. Even though
1:07:55
she still has trouble doing that. But
1:07:58
she knocks them out, she apologized to her. her cat
1:08:00
for saying that she hated it. She still loves
1:08:02
it. She runs off to a weapons room where
1:08:04
she was reunited with Aiden and she tells him,
1:08:06
I want a fucking weapons. I
1:08:10
would have way cooler once I would have like
1:08:12
all kinds of katana. Yeah.
1:08:15
Your weapon is basically just the, it's just
1:08:17
the, uh, the pawn shop from pulp fiction.
1:08:19
Like, there's like a baseball bat. There's a
1:08:21
chainsaw. There's a katana. Or you
1:08:24
know what? The Kingsman movies have better
1:08:26
weapons rooms than this one. I'd have
1:08:28
a flying guillotine. Oh, that's a really,
1:08:30
that's hard to, you got to master that thing. That's hard to
1:08:32
use. Yeah. I'll accidentally chop my
1:08:34
hand off at least twice. Like
1:08:36
you've got, that's the only number of times you can
1:08:38
do it. You can't just do it at least. But
1:08:41
the thing is, the point is, you got to get
1:08:43
it to land right over the other person's
1:08:46
head. It's like a carnival game. Like it's pretty
1:08:48
hard to do. And it looks not just that
1:08:50
you have to do that. And then you have to
1:08:52
wait for them to register their situation. Then you
1:08:54
chop their head off. And the other thing is
1:08:56
you got to pull so hard that it cuts through
1:08:58
a human neck. That's hard to do. Yeah. Like
1:09:00
a carnival game. The loop is actually a little smaller
1:09:03
than people's heads. Most of them. So you got to
1:09:05
find some with a very small head. Yeah. Yeah.
1:09:10
Or maybe, she
1:09:14
would do a baby. Let's say
1:09:16
the Hitler. People
1:09:19
say all the time, this is me saying the opposite of the
1:09:21
same. No, similar. If people are like, Oh, would you be able
1:09:23
to kill a baby Hitler? Cause he's just a baby. I'd be
1:09:25
like, yeah, you, you better believe I will. Let me dash
1:09:28
it. Brains out. Come on. I know
1:09:30
that baby Hitler, you know, do it fingerprint
1:09:32
at first. Make sure it's he
1:09:38
didn't use his sinister genius to switch places
1:09:40
with a different baby. Probably a Jewish baby
1:09:42
because he's that evil. Anyway, but yeah, I'll
1:09:44
take out baby Hitler. Get, bring me your
1:09:46
time machine. Anyway, uh, she talked
1:09:50
later. She's telling me she's just pretending. She's
1:09:53
just application to the fucking looper program.
1:09:57
Reasons for applying. baby
1:10:00
Hitler changed his dream. Oh no,
1:10:02
whatever. Specifically baby though. Can't handle
1:10:04
older men. Not grown up
1:10:07
Hitler. Too much of a challenge. There's
1:10:09
all those stories where they're like, oh we
1:10:11
can't kill Hitler. What if someone worse shows
1:10:13
up? And I'm
1:10:15
always like, hmm, he's pretty bad. Let's
1:10:17
take the chance. Let's see what happens.
1:10:23
What if his replacement started a war that killed 50 million
1:10:25
and 3 people? That slightly worse. Let's
1:10:28
treat ourselves. Let's just... You know what? Let's
1:10:31
live dangerously and kill Hitler. Let's
1:10:34
take those odds. Anyway, she reveals to Aiden, I'm not
1:10:36
really bad. I shot you, but I shot you... He
1:10:38
goes, you shot me through the heart. And she goes,
1:10:41
no. I shot you through the vascular corridor. A 2
1:10:43
inch passageway that allows the bullet to pass through
1:10:45
the body while appearing to go through your heart
1:10:47
harmlessly as long as the blood is spot. And
1:10:49
she goes, this is the crazy storyline that was
1:10:51
suggested to me by that fan about how I
1:10:53
was going to bring Kira back. And it's like,
1:10:55
movie, you don't have to keep telling me. I
1:10:57
get it. Kira's going to come back because that's...
1:11:01
It's fine. Just keep moving, movie.
1:11:04
And it's in the name. Movie's
1:11:07
got to keep moving. Keep moving. Come on. It's
1:11:10
not a stoppie. No. See,
1:11:13
it is a talkie. This is where we get to
1:11:15
the two scenes that really soured me on this movie.
1:11:17
Up till this point, I was like, you know what,
1:11:19
movie? I don't really like
1:11:21
you, but whatever. I respect you. Not
1:11:24
that either. You don't
1:11:26
just check your brain at the door with this
1:11:28
one. You check your whole nervous system. Check your
1:11:30
circulatory system too. And the print system.
1:11:32
The whole thing. But then they team
1:11:34
up to fight their way to the server room where
1:11:37
they can transmit the file to Alfie. And you
1:11:39
get two action scenes in a row. One is
1:11:41
this big kind of dance shooting scene
1:11:43
where the two of them are dancing while
1:11:45
shooting guys while they're fleeing colored smoke grenades
1:11:47
everywhere. And it's supposed to be big and
1:11:50
bright and colorful and fun and silly. They're
1:11:52
rediscovering their love for each other while they
1:11:54
kill people. And the bad
1:11:56
guys are such low-level threat. There
1:11:58
is no threat whatsoever. that I
1:12:00
was just, it just murdered to me. But anyway, Stuart, you
1:12:02
were saying, prove me wrong, Stuart. I
1:12:04
will say that I feel like at
1:12:06
least this scene is pretty colorful and
1:12:09
visually. It's very colorful. I think it's
1:12:11
colorful, I think it has a look
1:12:16
that I don't feel is overdone. I
1:12:19
agree, it's not like a particularly
1:12:21
good action sequence, but I think as like a dance
1:12:24
sequence, it's more fun than other parts of the
1:12:26
movie. That is like, well, yeah, sure. In
1:12:28
the color section of the grading
1:12:30
card, I'll give this scene an A. 10
1:12:33
out of 10, for sure. They use all the colors. I
1:12:35
have some sympathy with what Elliot's saying
1:12:37
because I feel like the older I
1:12:40
get, the more this kind of like
1:12:42
whimsical, gleeful murder of people on the
1:12:44
screen bothers me even in the movies.
1:12:46
I might've been more into it. And at the
1:12:48
same way, like when Sin City came out, I
1:12:50
was like, this movie is cool. And now I
1:12:52
think I don't know that I'd be able to
1:12:54
watch it. It's just so grim, but not the
1:12:57
fun kind of grim where it's like the grim
1:12:59
adventures of Grim Zimandi or
1:13:01
whatever it was, the cartoon where the Grim
1:13:03
Reaper hangs out with those kids. But yeah,
1:13:06
I think part of it is me getting
1:13:08
older, having a family, living in a world where
1:13:10
people are killed routinely by guns and it's not
1:13:12
fun. So to see like them kind of dancing
1:13:15
their way through shooting people, I just can't take
1:13:17
the same enjoyment out of it that I could
1:13:19
when I was young and didn't think about that
1:13:21
stuff. But then, so I will say this sequence
1:13:23
is better than the next one where they're in
1:13:25
a room that's leaking oil because of all the
1:13:27
shooting. And so they're like, we can't use our
1:13:30
guns. So they have to fight with knives. The
1:13:33
bad guys are slipping all over the place. They
1:13:35
cannot stand up. Now he goes, wait, was I
1:13:37
really an ice skater? And Sam Oppo's like, yeah,
1:13:39
you're a great ice skater. So she takes two
1:13:41
knives, then she shoves them into the bottom of
1:13:43
her boots and ice skates. Unnecessary. Ice
1:13:46
skates through the oil, just stabbing guys and
1:13:48
just cutting their hamstrings and stuff. And these
1:13:50
guys are, they are so at her mercy
1:13:55
because they're slipping and falling down. So it's like,
1:13:58
it's not, and she's kicking them with. her
1:14:00
boot, which has a blade in it, so
1:14:02
she's slashing their faces open. Like, you
1:14:05
don't see their faces get cut open, but you're like,
1:14:08
there's a blade in the bottom of your boot. It's
1:14:10
totally bloodless. I had a moral problem with the previous
1:14:12
scene, but in this scene, that
1:14:14
was replaced by just being annoyed, like
1:14:16
being like, those knives would make it
1:14:19
harder to slip around on that oil.
1:14:21
Yeah. I just use your fucking shoes.
1:14:23
I've seen the fucking transporter, which is
1:14:25
the platonic ideal for an oil fight
1:14:27
scene. Yeah. And
1:14:29
also, I think there's a certain point
1:14:32
where characters in a movie get so self-satisfied
1:14:34
with what they're doing that it makes the
1:14:36
movie feel smug. And this scene is where
1:14:38
that happens for me. She
1:14:40
is so proud of herself for
1:14:43
doing this, and it is so not
1:14:45
a challenge for her. And the bad
1:14:47
guys are at such a disadvantage that
1:14:49
it's like, okay, yeah, you're super
1:14:51
cool. I don't know. I don't understand. I don't like
1:14:53
you. I stopped liking the
1:14:55
character at that point. This makes me think of like, I
1:14:57
went to see, hell, it's
1:15:00
going to make fun of me. The fact that I saw this. Look,
1:15:03
I was feeling down, wanted
1:15:05
a movie. You're like, look, I have so I didn't
1:15:07
know what to do. I went to the I went
1:15:09
to the Times Square subway station. I watched a rat
1:15:11
fight. I
1:15:13
went and saw the snuff movie for mate
1:15:16
millimeter. They
1:15:18
were they're playing at night Hawk. I
1:15:20
have no, it's a rubbery screening. That
1:15:23
was so gross. It's that
1:15:25
I know Elliott will take umbrage to
1:15:27
anyone having the spare time, but I
1:15:29
saw the equalizer three and the end.
1:15:33
No, Dan, that's one of the essentials. You got
1:15:35
to see it. Yeah, the end of
1:15:37
this film. It answers all the questions
1:15:39
that the equalizer two left unanswered. Yeah.
1:15:42
Fucking Mr. Equalizer Denzel is doing
1:15:44
these like it is shot and
1:15:47
staged like a slasher
1:15:49
movie where he is the killer.
1:15:53
I am like, I have lost
1:15:55
any sympathy with the equalizer
1:15:57
at this point. This feels grim and ugly.
1:16:00
Too easy for the good guy to kill the
1:16:02
bad guys then they become the bad guy and
1:16:04
then if it's done Well, then the audience does
1:16:06
feel that is deliberately feeling uncomfortable because it's like
1:16:09
you wanted this you're getting it now It's not
1:16:11
it's not pleasant. But I was while I was
1:16:13
watching this. I'm like, I love the
1:16:15
movie the raid redemption What is different between that
1:16:17
movie and this one and the difference is that
1:16:20
it is hard for those guys to get through that
1:16:22
building Like they are constantly in trouble It's
1:16:30
too guys again get through a village
1:16:32
they did it's a hot getting from Florida some days He's just as
1:16:34
hard to get from the second floor to the third floor
1:16:36
when it's two guys versus one guy in
1:16:39
a fight That one guy is a is
1:16:41
a maniac and yeah, and that's why it's
1:16:43
like a mad dog Do it like there
1:16:45
is I get no thrill out of seeing
1:16:48
a super skilled assassin hero Taking
1:16:50
out guys who the bad guys they
1:16:52
barely get a shot off in the last couple scenes
1:16:54
in this movie there And they're just standing there with
1:16:56
guns their hands not firing It's a guy's take them
1:16:58
down and it makes me it's not fun You know,
1:17:00
but so but if but if they were like, this
1:17:03
is really difficult and then they had to Meet
1:17:05
the challenge. I'd be like, oh, this is a fun movie. It
1:17:08
takes it takes a very It
1:17:11
takes a certain amount of skill and
1:17:13
work to make a like an ultimate
1:17:15
badass character Interesting. Yeah, see
1:17:17
the lone wolf and cub stories
1:17:19
for instance We're like Wolverine like
1:17:22
Wolverine at his worst is a character who's just
1:17:24
so good at everything that he just mows through
1:17:26
Thousands of guys at his best He is a
1:17:28
guy who is only capable of
1:17:30
winning because he can absorb more pain than
1:17:33
anybody else and it's not that he's invulnerable It's
1:17:35
just that he or maybe he's invulnerable. It still
1:17:37
hurts, you know, and he looks worn out It's
1:17:39
hard for him like when a hero has to
1:17:41
push themselves It's cool when
1:17:43
a hero is just kind of sliding by
1:17:45
like agent. Argyle does Agent Argyle
1:17:47
has more of a hard time than agent Ellie
1:17:49
does at this. Yeah, it's like or agent our
1:17:51
Kyle I should say anyway, we don't need to
1:17:54
keep belaboring the point The point is they get
1:17:56
to the server room. They're gonna upload the stem
1:17:58
file. Finally Ritter walks in he's about to shoot
1:18:00
them with his old-fashioned shotgun. But
1:18:02
who steps in the true hero of the
1:18:05
story? This Alfie the cat to claw the
1:18:07
shit out of his face. And like and
1:18:09
and before that Ritter was like it's a you
1:18:11
can't use this computer there's a retinal scanner it
1:18:14
only works on my eyes and then Alfie jumps
1:18:16
at him and Agent Wild is like oh I
1:18:18
better kill him before your cat destroys his eyes.
1:18:21
He shoots Agent Ritter and he's like oh
1:18:23
it's too bad his eyes are messed up.
1:18:25
And I'm like okay so in this fun
1:18:27
action movie the villains eyes have been clawed
1:18:30
out by the cat. I
1:18:32
kind of respect it. It's a little fun. It's
1:18:35
a little more like on the back you use
1:18:37
a little more edge in this movie.
1:18:39
Yeah it works in a Vaner Rheinzels. It's like
1:18:41
got a bunch of killing but no. A Vaner
1:18:43
Rheinzels story is a horror movie and that's a
1:18:46
hugely freighted moment when he rips his own eyes
1:18:48
out. It's not a it's not like it's not
1:18:50
a laugh line when he does that. Yeah anyway.
1:18:53
But it reminds me a little bit of that scene that
1:18:55
I didn't like so much in Quantum Mania when Modok dies
1:18:57
and they're like oh weird
1:18:59
day today huh. It's like we just saw
1:19:02
someone you know die. Even if you don't
1:19:04
like him you know take a moment. Anyway
1:19:06
they they're like okay luckily there's another computer
1:19:08
on this in this place that we can
1:19:11
go use to upload this file. They go
1:19:13
up on the deck of what turns out
1:19:15
to be a giant oil tanker. That's where
1:19:17
they've been all this time and maybe it's
1:19:19
because we watched Waterworld earlier this year but
1:19:22
I was not surprised or excited by
1:19:24
the idea of them being on a
1:19:26
giant oil tanker. Like okay. It explains
1:19:28
why there's all that fucking oil. Oh
1:19:30
yeah the oil. Does explain all that
1:19:32
oil. No that's because it's an intricate
1:19:35
puzzle box. Every piece fits just so.
1:19:37
Couldn't it have just been because they
1:19:39
needed oil for some reason for all
1:19:41
this machinery that's around. No it wouldn't
1:19:43
be. Not an oil tanker. While the
1:19:45
file is uploading to Alfie, Catherine O'Hara
1:19:48
turns she has a music box and
1:19:50
the music triggers Ellie's brainwashing and she
1:19:52
commands Ellie to kill Aidan. They fist
1:19:54
fight for a while and they're like pressing
1:19:56
the button that pauses and unpauses the file
1:19:58
transfer. Because that's how file transfer works. for his work, right?
1:20:00
It's just hit pause. And when you hit on pause, just
1:20:03
goes right back towards started. I don't know. I'm pretty bad
1:20:05
with that stuff. Yeah. Bad with
1:20:07
all that stuff. And you have, why is it
1:20:09
not working? And every then you cut to Alfie
1:20:11
and his, his man cave going, Oh, it stopped
1:20:13
like the, and they're fighting.
1:20:15
And finally Aiden is like, Ellie, I'm not going to
1:20:18
fight you anymore. I know you're still in there. I'm
1:20:20
going to do a Rachel or whatever. I'm going to,
1:20:22
you're going to do the right thing. She knocks him
1:20:24
down. She's about to, she's about to stomp on his
1:20:26
skull as he taught her to do. And for
1:20:28
some reason I have to feel, it feels like we need
1:20:31
that the movie feels to me to flash back to
1:20:33
moments of their relationship. And the moment when he taught
1:20:35
her how to stop skulls. It's like, yeah, I remember
1:20:37
I was watching this damn movie. I mean, it's a
1:20:39
long movie. It's not that long that I'm forgetting things
1:20:41
that happened. This really bugs me
1:20:43
because the only, like he stops fighting.
1:20:46
He's like, you know,
1:20:48
I know, like you said, I know
1:20:50
you're really in there. I'm not going to fight you.
1:20:52
I don't want to hurt you. Like, like the only
1:20:54
way to leave you before was to fight you. Now
1:20:56
I'm the only way to cure you is to not
1:20:58
fight you. Yeah. Symmetry. The only reason to
1:21:01
do that would be is if she
1:21:03
overcomes her programming, but she doesn't. The
1:21:05
only reason that that
1:21:08
she survives or he survives is, you know,
1:21:10
what's her face comes in. Yeah. And
1:21:14
like, a man, a figure, Dan,
1:21:16
you're revealing a twist, a masked
1:21:18
figure hits Catherine Harrow in the
1:21:20
head with a wrench, probably fracturing
1:21:22
herself. And that, and the music
1:21:24
box stops and she snaps out
1:21:26
of it. Oh no. And then
1:21:28
that, and that mass figure, you
1:21:30
guessed it is Kira who
1:21:32
reveals that she's the anonymous fan
1:21:34
who sent the vascular Carter plot because
1:21:37
that's what happened to her. We could have gotten to this
1:21:39
after I was done with what I was saying, but no,
1:21:41
I'm just saying that like narratively,
1:21:44
like why
1:21:46
go down this road? Cause like Sam
1:21:49
Rockwell stops fighting and
1:21:51
I'm like, no, like go
1:21:54
down and get Catherine O'Hara gets
1:21:56
the thing. Like he says he's going to do it earlier, but then
1:21:58
he's just like, you know what? I'm just going to stand here
1:22:01
and let you beat me up. And, and
1:22:03
I'm like, okay, well, it's going to be
1:22:05
him, her struggling to overcome her program. I
1:22:07
got a better, better version of this action
1:22:09
sequence. Catherine O'Hara whips out a music box
1:22:12
that makes Ellie try and kill Sam Rockwell.
1:22:14
Sam Rockwell then spends the next, the whole
1:22:16
fight trying to defend himself
1:22:18
while also dancing, while also breaking the
1:22:20
music box. And each time he does,
1:22:22
Catherine O'Hara brings out another one. Oh,
1:22:24
that's like, that's the standard version of
1:22:26
it would be he's trying to get
1:22:28
to Catherine O'Hara and Ellie keeps stopping
1:22:31
him and he can't get better. But I
1:22:33
do like the idea that she has multiple
1:22:35
music boxes. She keeps whipping them out and
1:22:37
he's like, oh, another one. That would be
1:22:39
amazing. I think I've got the explanation for
1:22:41
why, why they're doing it. I think
1:22:43
it's because this movie is not well written. Oh,
1:22:45
okay. I think that's the right, and I never
1:22:47
want to blame the writer on a movie. I
1:22:49
will always blame the director and I will always
1:22:51
blame executives who meddle with stuff. But I'm going
1:22:53
to say that this movie is,
1:22:55
it's a movie. It's a, it's a script that
1:22:58
is free from reasons for
1:23:00
things to happen or people to do things.
1:23:02
But you know what, then that could be
1:23:04
the director and the producers meddling. It could
1:23:06
be the director, it could be the meddling.
1:23:08
I guess we'll find out. By blaming the
1:23:10
script, we aren't necessarily blaming the writer because
1:23:12
it could. If the same writer who
1:23:14
wrote this when his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
1:23:16
that was announced a few years ago, and I guess
1:23:18
it's wrong. I mean, when that comes out, we'll know
1:23:21
for sure whether it was him or the director, you
1:23:23
know, when he takes a
1:23:25
truly beloved piece of literature for me
1:23:27
and gives it the, our, our
1:23:29
guile treatment. Anyway, but I, I, I never
1:23:31
want to blame the writer because the writer
1:23:33
ultimately doesn't get to make the final decisions.
1:23:35
It's I will always blame the director of
1:23:37
the executives because they're the ones who make
1:23:39
those decisions. Anyway, that math figures, Kira, she
1:23:41
explains, she, she, she survived because this vascular corridor.
1:23:43
I didn't do the research to find out if it's a
1:23:45
real thing or not. I don't care enough. She
1:23:48
goes, I think when you didn't respond to my email,
1:23:50
I decided to go undercover in the division and wait
1:23:52
until the moment when I was needed. And it was
1:23:54
like, uh, there were like 400, 400 moments you could
1:23:56
have stepped in until this
1:23:59
one. They finished. Transmitting the file to
1:24:01
Alfie and then they leave blowing up the
1:24:03
tanker killing I have to assume dozens if
1:24:05
not hundreds of people who
1:24:07
did not get to evacuate when they're all lying
1:24:09
on conscious pools of oil Well
1:24:11
as they as a tanker explodes around them And we
1:24:13
don't even we don't even get a moment to make
1:24:15
us feel better about it like in water world when
1:24:17
Carl the Olson Goes, oh, thank God As
1:24:21
flaming cults. Yeah, that's a good
1:24:23
bit this what a treatment on
1:24:25
his part anyway Ellie
1:24:27
then vo's that Argyle was now free He
1:24:31
had no more missions left and we see
1:24:33
she's reading from the final Argyle book to
1:24:35
the same audience members who all showed up
1:24:37
to this book release all yeah, maybe Yes,
1:24:41
yeah, and one of
1:24:43
the people's goes people that says I have to know
1:24:45
what happens to the characters after the book and Ellie
1:24:49
sucks Ellie explains
1:24:51
each of the characters happy endings Samuel
1:24:54
Jackson gets the medal Kira becomes the
1:24:56
next Steve Jobs or Bill Gates, whatever I want
1:24:58
to see that I wasn't just in the book Why
1:25:01
don't you put in the book? Is it cuz it sucks?
1:25:05
Maybe you could say the same after the book
1:25:07
came out There's an
1:25:09
edict in writing to you know get get in
1:25:12
at the latest possible moment and get out of
1:25:14
the earliest maybe she's like this is Unnecessary.
1:25:17
It's the movie. Our gal doesn't learn
1:25:20
From usually I feel like usually spy novels
1:25:22
don't have an epilogue that explains what happened
1:25:24
to the characters later in life And
1:25:34
But they each have happy endings and they're all there at
1:25:36
the reading Kira Alfie Alfie the
1:25:38
cat and Sam Rockwell who has now remembered
1:25:40
that he's allergic to Alfie the cat, but
1:25:42
they're now living together They're they're in love
1:25:44
finally and I remember the cat. This is
1:25:47
the dumbest of all the twists in the
1:25:49
entire movie Sounds
1:25:51
up. He's got a mullet and a southern accent
1:25:53
and she goes I don't have a question, but
1:25:55
I bet you've got two or three for me
1:25:57
and Ellie is shocked cut to credits and it's
1:25:59
like Wait a minute. So it's
1:26:02
a twist that means nothing. But except I
1:26:04
guess, how are we supposed to take this
1:26:06
twist? Guys explain to me this twist because it's not
1:26:08
like our guy has a famous face. He's a character.
1:26:10
Well, that's what I was just thinking about. Like,
1:26:13
does he know how she envisions
1:26:15
our child? Exactly. Yeah.
1:26:19
Since we've established that she is our
1:26:21
Kyle, there's no our guy. But
1:26:24
I guess, why does he have an accent? It
1:26:26
literally feels like one
1:26:28
of those things where they threw a twist in just
1:26:30
to have something, but they didn't have an explanation. Well,
1:26:33
like the end of Super Mario Brothers, the movie where
1:26:35
they're like, yeah, we didn't have a story for them
1:26:37
to go back to. Now a cliffhanger. The
1:26:40
next the next. Are
1:26:42
we going to go to the to the mid
1:26:44
credits? Well, I'm just I want to bring it
1:26:47
up because it's some light on it. What's going
1:26:49
on? Wait for Stuart. I want Stuart never to
1:26:51
use the mid credits. Stuart, what do you think
1:26:53
the mid credits scene is? OK, this movie. OK.
1:26:55
I can only assume I can
1:26:57
only assume it's Tom Hanks in a
1:26:59
fat suit dancing to a rap song.
1:27:04
Or a little left field. But
1:27:07
if only. Well, so
1:27:09
Dan, what happens in the mid credits scene? Tell me. Well,
1:27:12
in a mid credits scene. It's
1:27:16
totally we don't see any of our people. We've
1:27:19
come to love over the course of the movie.
1:27:21
Argyle, in fact, it says 20 years earlier. But
1:27:23
he said earlier, a young
1:27:25
guy walks into a bar that walks
1:27:28
into the Kingsman Pub. And the little
1:27:30
Easter egg for those Matthew Vaughn fans.
1:27:32
Well, and he
1:27:34
introduces himself like
1:27:36
he asked for like something with a
1:27:39
twist or whatever. And like they give him a gun.
1:27:41
He goes, oh, that's it. Twist. He said he says
1:27:43
a bunch of code words. It's like, I want this
1:27:45
drink minus minus this minus this. And they give him
1:27:47
a gun. And he says, that's a twist. And they
1:27:49
go, what's your name? And he
1:27:51
goes, Aubrey Argyle. Where again, as
1:27:54
you mentioned, there is no one really
1:27:56
named Argyle. Although we
1:27:58
come out of this scene. and it
1:28:00
says Argyle book one, the
1:28:03
movie or something, a poster. Coming
1:28:05
soon. Coming soon. So it's like, I guess this
1:28:07
is the movie version
1:28:11
of the book
1:28:13
series within the universe and it's tied
1:28:15
to the Kingsman somehow. And this is
1:28:17
what I was gonna say before with
1:28:20
the ending of the thing where
1:28:22
it's clearly setting something up and
1:28:25
imagine when apparently had this
1:28:27
idea like, oh, I'm gonna have these three
1:28:30
separate kind of like worlds of
1:28:32
espionage and eventually they're going to
1:28:34
coalesce into sort of a Matthew
1:28:36
Vaughn cinematic espionage universe. I love
1:28:38
the look on Stuart's face, his
1:28:40
fantasy is just so lip snarled
1:28:42
and discussed. The fact
1:28:45
that Argyle was
1:28:47
greeted as Argyle was, of course we're not
1:28:49
gonna see the fruition of whatever the fuck
1:28:51
all this is about. No. So
1:28:54
it just lives on as total gibberish nonsense
1:28:56
to confuse at the end of a movie.
1:28:58
Yes, and I have one comment
1:29:01
and two questions. And
1:29:03
my comment is. What kind of. Like
1:29:05
we're at an Argyle book event. Yeah, like I
1:29:07
did say, yeah. This is less of a question
1:29:09
and more of a comment. How dare you? But
1:29:13
what kind of chutzpah does it take to
1:29:15
produce a movie like this and be like,
1:29:17
by the way, this is gonna be one
1:29:19
of a series because people are gonna care
1:29:21
so much about the fictional world inside of
1:29:24
this movie that they're gonna wanna see it.
1:29:26
People didn't even wanna see Lightyear, a movie
1:29:28
based on a beloved series of movies. They
1:29:30
were like, oh yeah, I wanna see what
1:29:32
the Buzz Lightyear story in universe is. The
1:29:34
idea that you would do this is bonkers
1:29:36
to me. So here are my questions. One,
1:29:40
are we ever gonna see, are we ever
1:29:42
gonna see any of these movies? And are
1:29:44
you, how do you feel about that? And
1:29:46
two, knowing that we will probably never see
1:29:48
these movies, what is your explanation for this?
1:29:50
How do you think it would play out,
1:29:52
this ending where a Southern Henry Cavill shows
1:29:55
up looking like her mind's eye imagining of
1:29:57
the Argyle character? So I
1:29:59
can only presume that this is. Part
1:30:01
of some other memory that she has
1:30:03
and she has transposed his face On
1:30:06
to like that's the only thing that makes any
1:30:09
sense to me He
1:30:12
knows that she used to know him
1:30:14
but I don't know why he
1:30:17
would introduce himself necessarily that way Because
1:30:20
like he doesn't know that she's recovered the memories
1:30:22
of him So also it feels like a weird
1:30:24
thing to do it like why do it as
1:30:26
a book? Yes, why
1:30:28
do it at a book event? Why not but the
1:30:30
that's that we know already that she
1:30:33
has reimagined Sam Rockwell as John Cena in
1:30:35
her memory of In the
1:30:37
her mad things of this book So is it so
1:30:40
now but that we're supposed to believe that her description
1:30:42
of our gile is Letter
1:30:44
perfect to what the actual guy looks like. Well,
1:30:46
he's got you know, he's got different hair. He's
1:30:48
a different Hair
1:30:50
that's the hair on the back of his head is
1:30:53
different. That's true. That is a big change the Stewart
1:30:56
how do you feel? Do you are you are you a
1:30:58
little I do you think we're gonna get these are gone
1:31:00
movies And how do you feel about it? We're not gonna
1:31:02
we're not gonna get them What's it
1:31:04
wasn't it? I was it one of the Kingsman
1:31:06
movies where the like post-credit scene has Like
1:31:11
what's the Russian wizard guy
1:31:13
Rasputin? Yeah Rasputin's
1:31:16
like introduces Hitler and like a
1:31:18
Thanos type moment like Like
1:31:21
it's a flashback though It's not even and it's like
1:31:23
yeah Rasputin's like we figured out the guy that you're
1:31:25
gonna do all this stuff And he's like hello. My
1:31:27
name is Adolf
1:31:29
wink and it's like yeah Then
1:31:34
guitar squeal Listen
1:31:40
to me like it's all it's like, I mean that's
1:31:42
basically list of mania. Isn't it where they're like rock
1:31:44
and roll? Not at the end Yeah,
1:31:48
I mean we're not gonna roll Nazis you were
1:31:50
talking about hammers earlier. That's another situation with hammers
1:31:52
where yeah, that's for sure Look, don't blame the
1:31:54
hammer in the hand the there's
1:31:56
a Yeah, this is I
1:32:00
feel like I can almost
1:32:02
understand when a DC movie ends
1:32:04
with a mid-credits scene and you're like They're probably
1:32:07
not gonna pay this off, but I get it
1:32:09
These are pre-existing characters that they have some reason
1:32:11
for assuming people will want to see
1:32:13
when new characters that are made up
1:32:16
For the miss this movie are then teased at the
1:32:18
end as if the audience is gonna be like What
1:32:21
we're finally gonna get the archive
1:32:23
story like I don't what reaction
1:32:25
are you hoping to get from the audience? Like
1:32:27
I don't I don't understand actually when was the
1:32:30
last time a movie went that all in on?
1:32:33
completely brand-new characters that have no
1:32:35
pre-existing backstory and they just assumed
1:32:37
people would love it and it
1:32:39
actually worked and it's not And
1:32:41
it's not based on a book or anything. Yeah. Well, there's
1:32:44
this movie rebel moon Probably
1:32:46
I mean to say rebel moon is not based
1:32:48
on pre-existing Yeah,
1:32:51
I mean so obviously Star Wars right is
1:32:53
it is a big one is is
1:32:55
that But that's yeah, I mean
1:32:58
that even that's almost 50 years ago. Is there
1:33:00
anything since then? Oh Where
1:33:03
a movie went all in and was like you saw these
1:33:05
characters They're new and you're gonna love it and they were
1:33:07
like, yeah, it worked. It worked I
1:33:10
mean and it's not based on anything I
1:33:12
want audience members to write in cuz I'm having trouble thinking
1:33:14
of anything else That's probably because
1:33:16
there's so few original movies that are made
1:33:19
now that are not based on
1:33:21
the way Is the question
1:33:23
like people like The
1:33:25
act of going all in a challenge assuming
1:33:27
this or the fact that or
1:33:29
when are you asking when it's actually successful?
1:33:32
My my argument is that a
1:33:34
movie that introduced brand-new character was
1:33:36
also in the course of the
1:33:39
movie was like This is
1:33:41
gonna be a huge success. We are
1:33:43
promising this huge universe Yeah, there are
1:33:45
definitely sequels and it actually paid off
1:33:47
like no, I don't audience. I can't
1:33:50
think of something like
1:33:52
that like the like That's
1:33:54
true. Cuz even like Star Wars and Indiana Jones. It's not like
1:33:56
they said we'll be back in you
1:33:58
know, I mean James Bond will return
1:34:01
but like James Bond was already a successful series of
1:34:03
novels, you know and and the thing
1:34:05
I'm like that's what's our guy books I
1:34:07
would argue that like Star Wars and Indiana
1:34:09
Jones both kind of posit a larger world
1:34:11
and it's one adventure for that character One
1:34:13
of many and in both cases it worked.
1:34:16
Yeah, but I don't think other things have That
1:34:21
as long as you tell like a full
1:34:23
story within that universe No,
1:34:27
but I can't think of other movies is This
1:34:31
yeah This is one adventure of a larger that there
1:34:33
could be a series of you know Because
1:34:35
I think because they're both wearing their influences from
1:34:37
the serials of old on them I
1:34:39
guess but yet when the last time I've
1:34:41
seen a movie that was a new movie with original
1:34:43
characters then back to the future How it ended on
1:34:45
a cliffhanger that said to be continued at the
1:34:48
end, right? Yeah, but that wasn't even Intended
1:34:50
on happening like they just like they're like, okay.
1:34:52
Well, let's do it But like they kind of
1:34:54
did that as a joke originally, you know But
1:34:57
that's that's how I understand
1:34:59
I mean Dan it may have
1:35:01
started as a joke But it sure didn't end as
1:35:03
one back. Yeah, sure is one of the most beloved
1:35:06
franchises No, here we go. Join me Won't you as
1:35:08
we look in back to the future and all it
1:35:10
loves from the movies to the cartoon show to the
1:35:12
comic books? To that's it to
1:35:15
the Broadway show Was
1:35:19
a Broadway show really how go
1:35:21
watch that's what we need a day
1:35:23
away jiggle watch How's
1:35:26
that what's his name Roger Bart,
1:35:28
yeah, it's the main thing that
1:35:30
makes that show Watchable
1:35:34
I would say that the songs are
1:35:36
all various degrees of awful
1:35:38
and not Anything
1:35:41
to advance the story the only good songs
1:35:43
are the songs that they steal from you
1:35:45
lose to stick in there Are there they
1:35:47
feel ever did they pay him a license
1:35:49
and for you? Yeah, I told the Elliott
1:35:51
this actually Well, we're listening if they stole
1:35:53
those songs you can't sue them. You didn't
1:35:55
be here Lewis and the sues I
1:36:02
use this metaphor
1:36:04
before I was talking to Elliot about this on tour so
1:36:06
I apologize but no one else has heard it before. He
1:36:08
didn't even apologize to me. I'll hear it again. I don't
1:36:10
remember it that well. This is a conversation we had in
1:36:13
an airport. Another fucking straw man, bitch.
1:36:18
I better get out there in case anyone overheard
1:36:20
me say this to Elliot in an airport in
1:36:22
Portland at the time, I think. Because
1:36:26
then they might get mad that
1:36:28
I'm reusing material. Yeah. So
1:36:31
a lot of what
1:36:33
is fun about the show
1:36:35
is seeing them recreate a movie
1:36:38
that should absolutely not be on stage
1:36:41
as a Broadway show. It should work on stage.
1:36:43
There's just too much special
1:36:45
effect. It's like that King Kong musical where everyone said
1:36:47
if you're going to see it, see it for that
1:36:49
giant puppet King Kong. This
1:36:51
is not a show that makes sense as a Broadway musical. You
1:36:54
could do it by doing it super
1:36:56
Michelle Gondry style where it's just a
1:36:59
car that someone holds and runs around
1:37:01
with. Like that 39th-day music play from
1:37:03
a bunch of years ago. But
1:37:05
if you're going to do it Broadway style, it's ridiculous.
1:37:08
You watch it and the
1:37:11
fact that it comes as close to
1:37:14
recreating the movie as it does is
1:37:16
kind of amazing. But it's an amazing
1:37:18
in a way that's like if you
1:37:20
saw someone who owned a duck and
1:37:22
were like, that's a pretty good duck. But
1:37:24
could you make that duck into a horse? And they're like,
1:37:26
let me try. And they come back and it's like 75%
1:37:29
of the way to a horse. And
1:37:31
you're like amazed that they did it
1:37:33
that well. But you're like, thinking about
1:37:35
the duck horse. This is
1:37:37
not worth doing. Yeah. You
1:37:40
know? Yeah. Now I'm getting vision
1:37:42
that like a Yorgos land the most duck horse
1:37:44
being plopped in front of me. Yeah.
1:37:48
It's a poor thing indeed. Yeah. Yeah.
1:37:51
I started thinking of some lyrics in my head for
1:37:53
for Crispin Glover's haunting ballad
1:37:56
for it. He has a song that
1:37:58
he sings while he is in. the
1:38:00
Peeping Tom tree. He has a
1:38:02
big number. I can't you see
1:38:04
she's my density. It don't make
1:38:07
sense to me. That's what she
1:38:09
does. I mean, is there a song
1:38:11
where Marty sings about how his mom
1:38:14
wants to fuck him? I
1:38:17
can't recall. It seems like a missed opportunity,
1:38:20
if not. But you know what? We've what
1:38:22
do I do this time? How
1:38:25
do I deal with the situation?
1:38:29
Don't want to commit a love crime. So
1:38:33
what we normally do is Freud says
1:38:35
I should do it. And then he
1:38:38
comes and goes, no, no, Marty, you'll
1:38:40
be understanding. That's
1:38:42
Roger Bart in a segment. You're
1:38:45
telling me Roger Bart can't do a funny segment Freud.
1:38:47
Then I'm in your liar. Yeah. It's
1:38:51
like it turns out that most of my
1:38:53
theories are complete nonsense. They just kind of
1:38:55
made up. I was kind of
1:38:57
taking my own neuroses and projecting them on other
1:38:59
people. Anyway, this is
1:39:01
a part of the show where normally we
1:39:03
don't talk about Back to the Future or
1:39:06
Sigmund Freud. But we do our final judgments
1:39:08
whether the movie is a good
1:39:10
bad movie, a bad bad movie or movie.
1:39:12
We kind of like I'm going to say
1:39:14
about Argyle. I'm going to say is a
1:39:17
bad bad movie. However, on the
1:39:20
steep curve of the flophouse.
1:39:23
Yeah. It
1:39:25
did not make me as
1:39:28
angry or bored as most
1:39:30
movies do. Like it is
1:39:33
surprisingly watchable for how big a mess it
1:39:35
is. Like and so if you were like,
1:39:37
you know what? I just
1:39:39
want to see colors. I want to look
1:39:42
at your high basically if you're high or you're
1:39:44
a cat. I want to check
1:39:48
my if you're a cat jump off the couch
1:39:50
onto the remote jump on the buttons until Argyle
1:39:52
selected. Yeah. As I said,
1:39:55
if I want to check my whole nervous
1:39:57
system at the door, it's you know, I was a tyrant.
1:40:00
week and you have Apple Plus already,
1:40:02
I'm not gonna say don't turn on
1:40:04
Argyll. That's the highest recommendation I could
1:40:07
give. Sam Rockwell is
1:40:09
very charming in it, as he often
1:40:11
is. But what do you say,
1:40:13
Stuart? Yeah, I mean, I think there's a
1:40:15
bad, bad movie. I'll be slightly
1:40:18
harsher than Dan, because I think whatever
1:40:20
charms the movie has, you can find
1:40:22
elsewhere. There's just not
1:40:24
very much to it. And it is
1:40:27
such a mess, and it's
1:40:30
hard to find joy in the
1:40:33
violence of it. It's
1:40:35
just not for me. No thanks.
1:40:38
I feel bad saying
1:40:41
it's a bad, bad movie, even though I think it is. Because
1:40:44
having said all that stuff earlier, it is kind
1:40:46
of inoriginal. It's not based on pre-existing IP,
1:40:48
even though they kind of pretended it was
1:40:50
when it first came out. That's
1:40:52
being said, it's so heavenly about
1:40:55
the James Bond-type movie stuff that it's
1:40:57
not really fully original. It
1:41:01
is, as Stuart said, it's a romancing the stone
1:41:03
that turns into a long kiss goodnight. It's
1:41:06
pretty derivative still. It's original only in that
1:41:09
it does not use the names of pre-existing
1:41:11
characters. Yeah, and again, can I state, romancing
1:41:14
the stone, fucking rock, the movie's
1:41:17
good. It's like Dan
1:41:19
saying, if you've seen all the
1:41:21
other movies and you're not feeling up to
1:41:23
paying attention to something too closely, I guess
1:41:26
you could watch it. But there's so many better versions of
1:41:28
this. It's
1:41:30
such a glossy kind of mess. And sometimes a
1:41:32
glossy mess can be a lot of fun, just
1:41:35
to see famous people doing silly things. Shoot
1:41:37
them up. Yeah, I mean, shoot them up is
1:41:39
funny. Like shoot them with seemingly funny movies. But
1:41:43
it wasn't very fun. I
1:41:45
found it. I was bored by it. By the end
1:41:47
of it, I was kind of disgusted by the
1:41:50
heroes because it's just nonstop slaughter. So here's
1:41:52
how you do it. If you want to make a
1:41:54
movie, I'm going to make those heroes have to pay
1:41:56
for it, make them work real hard and I
1:41:58
don't know, do some. Other stuff than this
1:42:01
one does but I'm gonna say a bad bed and
1:42:03
I'm gonna say if you have Apple Plus You're
1:42:05
sick. You're tired. There's probably better stuff on
1:42:08
there. You're feeling sick and tired You feel sick and tired?
1:42:10
This is this is there's probably better movies on there But
1:42:12
if you watch all the other movies on there, this one
1:42:14
is gonna hurt you I guess Okay
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You buy a ticket and it gets you the
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sink speed two goes back in the flophouse vault.
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sink speed two, our latest greatest
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next month we've got another show, not on
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a computer. Instead it's in the place where
1:47:52
computers were invented. England we'll be
1:47:54
making our first. British
1:47:56
public appearance. Dan, did you not, you
1:47:58
didn't stay for the end of. The game where it
1:48:00
says remember today we call them computers. Yeah, he's like
1:48:03
another good guys one time to go I
1:48:06
don't care what they call this now. I care
1:48:09
what they called it then a computer
1:48:12
box We're making our first ever
1:48:15
public appearance in Britain
1:48:17
as we do two shows in one night in
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Oxford England as part of the st Audio podcast
1:48:21
festival will be there the night of May 24th
1:48:23
or 24th May Maybe
1:48:27
might be the way they say it there. I can hear it out.
1:48:29
We're doing two shows at 7 p.m We're talking
1:48:32
the Avengers the Uma Thurman Ray finds
1:48:35
Sean Connery movie based on the television show
1:48:37
the Avengers and at 9 p.m We'll be
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talking the official movie of England spice world
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Which is not so easy to find will
1:48:43
actually be appearing at a screening of the
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movie the night before right guys Yeah,
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that's right. Also in Oxford Oxford,
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but if you can only come to one of those
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things come to see us the neck on the 24th
1:48:54
when we talk about it Yeah We're
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doing all new shows all new presentations all new
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jokes all new questions from the audience Which will
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1:49:03
you were used to answering questions from people with
1:49:05
American accents If you're anywhere within traveling
1:49:08
distance of Oxford England take advantage of this opportunity
1:49:10
because I don't know when we'll get the chance
1:49:12
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the flophouse in Oxford England May 24th at 7 p.m
1:49:53
And 9 p.m. Two different shows and guess
1:49:55
what guys guess what? Well, I got a
1:49:57
different show coming up in a different England
1:50:00
That's right. Sorry old England. We're also
1:50:02
doing a show in New England. We're
1:50:04
going to Baston everybody on July 26
1:50:06
We'll be in Baston, Massachusetts WBUR
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radio. We're gonna be live
1:50:14
there. It's Friday, July 26 We don't know what movie
1:50:16
we're covering yet, but I guarantee you it's gonna be
1:50:18
a bad one Movie, it'll
1:50:21
be a movie. It'll be bad. We'll talk about it.
1:50:23
We haven't been to Boston in years We're excited
1:50:25
to be back in Bean Town and dig into
1:50:27
those famous Bean Town beans The
1:50:30
last time we were in Boston was when we talked
1:50:32
about battle angel battle angel Alita, right? And
1:50:34
we learned about Dan's need
1:50:36
for back. Oh, yeah, too much
1:50:38
your angel lead We
1:50:41
did Godzilla king of the monsters. Yeah,
1:50:43
yeah, sure did a presentation that almost
1:50:45
murdered me And
1:50:51
Godzilla king of monsters also, I think the
1:50:53
climax happened in Boston right and that was
1:50:56
did it I think so. Yeah Maybe
1:50:58
we talked about on the hometown hero. We're not
1:51:00
doing God's. We're not looking in the monsters. We
1:51:02
did it already We're doing a different movie. He's
1:51:05
not going back there. Okay, so for tickets He's
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going to go back there someday Well, there's
1:51:09
there's not an entry as I'm recording this yet on
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the flophouse events page because it's that new for tickets
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You can either go to wbur.org/events
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to Google the flophouse and WBUR it'll
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get you know What this shows how
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little faith Elliott has in me actually
1:51:31
doing this If he has already told
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me to put this on the events
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page. I did I was trying to get in
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my reminders Theoretically this does
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exist on the flophouse pay and I may I
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to check your reminder That's true. So you don't
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have to be crazy to work here, but it
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the world that you can see in person or through
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your computer very exciting We're in the golden age of
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the flophouse. Mm-hmm Yeah,
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let's say that Just
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like the golden girls are in their golden Yeah,
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exactly Just like old Jim
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is the golden age of exercise All
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right Hey Howdy
1:52:40
partners we get letters back. Oh I
1:52:47
last sued me some letters. Let's see. Maybe I
1:52:49
pulled some of yours out of the
1:52:51
letters pile Yeah,
1:52:54
this one is from Bonnie last
1:52:56
name withheld who writes
1:52:58
dear peaches While listening to
1:53:00
your recent Roadhouse episode at work I
1:53:02
was delighted to hear the extended talk
1:53:05
about the Miami Heat mascot Bernie That
1:53:07
is because I work at a mascot company
1:53:10
and I'm actually I'm
1:53:12
actually one of the very few people who
1:53:14
so all of Bernie's costumes. It's
1:53:16
amazing Well, I cannot vouch for
1:53:18
his problematic past actions According
1:53:21
to Wikipedia Would like
1:53:23
to thank three of my favorite podcasters for
1:53:25
brightening up this Taylor's workday My
1:53:28
question is this in the
1:53:30
event that the smash success of the
1:53:33
Five Nights at Freddy's movie Spawns a
1:53:35
mass interested in mascot based horror movies
1:53:37
Which iconic horror film would you choose
1:53:39
to remake starring a goofy mascot version
1:53:42
of its main vision villain
1:53:44
all the best? Bonnie
1:53:46
lasting withheld Like you
1:53:48
gotta go with something that's
1:53:51
uh That's genuinely
1:53:53
like weird right because if it's already
1:53:57
kind of a cute monster like a Yeah,
1:54:00
we're a critter. But Freddy is also
1:54:02
already kind of a mascot version of
1:54:05
himself. So that's true. Yeah The way
1:54:07
he always wears the same outfit. Yeah,
1:54:09
I mean Frederick J. Kruger. Yeah I'm
1:54:13
gonna say something like I don't know like Reagan
1:54:15
from the Exorcist It'll
1:54:22
be that much easier for it to spin around
1:54:24
yeah, oh man when someone like
1:54:26
I don't know hits a home run See
1:54:32
See I would say pinhead for a similar reason that
1:54:34
yeah It's like the heads already that they're making a
1:54:36
big goofy head those pins will be huge, you know
1:54:38
I'm like you don't want
1:54:40
that just appearing in your room Covered
1:54:43
in chains and shit. Not at all and
1:54:46
I want to do it sort of
1:54:48
like conceptually and let's do Let's
1:54:51
do the thing because it keeps shifting
1:54:54
like oh, yeah one version of
1:54:56
the mascot. That's like a dog Finley
1:54:58
things and by the end, I don't know.
1:55:00
No, I love this is McCready a mascot
1:55:06
Super-tense scene where they're testing everybody's blood and he's
1:55:08
like going down the line and he gets to
1:55:10
a guy who's now a mascot Yeah,
1:55:26
great This one
1:55:28
guys remember when this met joins our
1:55:30
Antarctic She
1:55:34
always here This
1:55:36
is from Philip last
1:55:39
name redacted from North kakalaki Okay,
1:55:42
just because I like
1:55:44
saying North kakalaki And
1:55:48
Philip writes a longtime listener first
1:55:50
time letter writer adult swim has
1:55:52
recently been live streaming episodes of
1:55:54
Space Ghost Coast to coast
1:55:56
on YouTube for the 30th anniversary. Well, I
1:55:58
was working. Yep It's
1:56:01
been the perfect second screen work
1:56:03
from home show. Well,
1:56:05
did I write this letter? I
1:56:07
don't know. Watching the classic sixties
1:56:09
Hanna-Barbera character slowly turn from late
1:56:11
night show spoof to some classic
1:56:14
surrealist comedy nonsense. My question is,
1:56:16
if you were given free reign
1:56:18
over forgotten property from yesteryear, how would
1:56:21
you put your personal spin on it? Keep
1:56:24
on flopping and best wishes to you and yours,
1:56:27
Philip, last name redacted.
1:56:30
Oh, oh, oh, oh. I
1:56:33
come on writers. You guys are going to be a real buzzkill
1:56:35
answering this. So I don't know if you want me to go
1:56:37
last. I
1:56:40
just I. I
1:56:42
can be a buzzkill and then you can go next and be a hero. Yeah,
1:56:45
just do it that way. I'm going
1:56:47
to fill up. I can only
1:56:49
assume you're Philip K. Dick writing and not not the
1:56:51
author, but someone who's last name is K-Dick that
1:56:54
fill up. I think right
1:56:56
now so much of entertainment is about
1:56:59
taking old properties and putting new spins on
1:57:01
them. It's something that I know I'm starting
1:57:03
to get more requests
1:57:05
to at least hitch those things and stuff
1:57:07
like that. And I'm happy to do them for work,
1:57:09
but something like this on the
1:57:11
flophouse, we're just having fun keeping in mind
1:57:14
that I just talked about pinhead as a
1:57:16
mascot. I think I'm going to try to
1:57:18
take every opportunity I can to push original
1:57:20
things and to not play into the idea
1:57:22
of taking a forgotten property and putting a
1:57:24
spin on it. Let's take properties that are
1:57:26
so forgotten. They didn't even exist before. They're
1:57:29
just original things. And so I
1:57:31
think that's what I'm going to focus on in
1:57:33
this moment. Sorry that I'm not answering the question
1:57:35
the way I wanted, but I'm trying to I'm
1:57:37
trying to introduce more honesty into my life and
1:57:39
less people pleasing. So Dan Stewart, you
1:57:41
guys are great. I mean that sincerely. But
1:57:43
what if there's a vision of what was
1:57:45
their version of Steamboat Willy where he killed
1:57:48
everyone? Oh, shit. Wait a minute. MacArthur
1:57:50
has on the podcast. Hold on. Hold
1:57:53
on. He wears those white gloves everywhere so
1:57:55
he doesn't get fingerprints over all the people
1:57:57
he killed. What
1:58:00
a what a twisted guy. He goes to the
1:58:03
corner. And McCarthy just wanted in here. Cormac Dan
1:58:05
morphed into Cormac McCarthy so quick. Yeah.
1:58:08
Now Cormac McDanthy Cormac
1:58:10
McQuoithy. What if it was like
1:58:13
like the little my little pony? What would you do with them? Oh,
1:58:16
twisted. The point is
1:58:18
just so little that what they gallop
1:58:20
up inside you and then they kill
1:58:22
you from the inside. Oh,
1:58:24
that's pretty, pretty horrifying. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now,
1:58:27
what if it was now, what if it
1:58:29
was the cuddles, the fabrics or snuggles, the
1:58:31
fabric, snuggle bear. You
1:58:35
shouldn't let a bear in your house, man. That's
1:58:37
all I'm going to say about it. Okay. But
1:58:39
what if it was what if it was the
1:58:41
scrubbing bubbles? What would you do with them? Yeah,
1:58:45
those bubbles are going to be like, you got to
1:58:47
get clean. You got to get clean,
1:58:50
clean all of you clean the center
1:58:52
way and it rubs you so hard that
1:58:54
he kills you. Oh, wow. Okay. Now what
1:58:56
about Alf? Oh,
1:58:58
you can't do anything. Alf has had so
1:59:00
many shots. Yeah. He's done. That's
1:59:03
it. He's just done. Yeah. Well, I mean,
1:59:05
it happens in show business. Sometimes you only
1:59:07
get so many chances of that. That's
1:59:10
right. There's so many bites of that apple. Hey,
1:59:12
I, I, I keep
1:59:14
doing this, but I think my answer is I
1:59:18
don't have one. Yeah. I'm just
1:59:20
going to say fucking gummy
1:59:22
bears, dude. They rule. They're bouncing here and
1:59:24
there and everywhere. They drink their gummy bear
1:59:27
juice. Yeah. Yeah. Magic. Put
1:59:29
me in charge of their history. Put me
1:59:31
in charge. Along with the secret of gummy
1:59:33
bear. Yeah. We're going to find out other
1:59:35
histories. Gummy bears fits into the, into that
1:59:38
classic category in my mind of shows that
1:59:40
I watched regularly all the time and
1:59:42
remember no episodes. Exactly. Yep. Uh,
1:59:45
the Duke wanted gummy
1:59:47
bears, the juice. Yeah. Okay. You get to
1:59:49
get that bounce in power. I don't know.
1:59:51
I just something else for humans, I guess
1:59:53
maybe. Cause what is the, what is the
1:59:56
big strength about being able to bounce on
1:59:58
your butt? a magic
2:00:00
juice bounce on people. Yeah, I would imagine there's
2:00:02
like another thing. It's similar like how Sauron wants
2:00:04
his ring back and you're like, what? So he
2:00:07
can be invisible. And it's like, no, I guess
2:00:09
it does something else for him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
2:00:11
Then else for him. No, that
2:00:13
was, I mean, as a
2:00:15
child, having read the Hobbit, but not,
2:00:17
you know, not knowing a Lord of the rings where
2:00:19
I like learned about Lord of the rings, that was
2:00:21
like the big problem I had with it. Or I'm
2:00:23
like, wait, this is the ring of power. It's like
2:00:25
the most powerful, like, but it
2:00:27
just, it makes you invisible. Like that's what else
2:00:29
does. Yeah. This was just part of Gollum junk
2:00:31
that he kept in his cage. What do you
2:00:34
mean? Most powerful thing.
2:00:37
Uh, yeah, I don't have a good answer. I think we're
2:00:39
like, isn't the most powerful thing friendship? Honestly,
2:00:41
if it's a forgotten piece of media, unless it was
2:00:43
a shitty one, let's just do it straight
2:00:46
the first time. Let's do it normal rather than
2:00:48
reimagining it. So sorry for that. We totally, we
2:00:50
took that. We took the, uh, took the, Hey,
2:00:53
there's some ideas from there. Most of
2:00:55
the time came from dirty Dan, but dirty
2:00:58
dirty. dirty. D makes. He has some
2:01:00
interesting thoughts. Let's recommend
2:01:03
movies, movies that we think
2:01:05
that people, you know, your
2:01:08
time may be better served than watching Argyle,
2:01:10
no matter what I may have said about
2:01:12
turning up your brain. Um, I'm
2:01:15
going to quickly recommend two
2:01:17
documentaries, both of which I enjoyed, but also
2:01:19
both of which are sort of backdoor,
2:01:22
uh, uh, you know, plugs for
2:01:24
friends. Uh, the first one was,
2:01:28
I thought, friends dude, it's a huge show.
2:01:30
The biggest show in the world, Dan still
2:01:33
having rewatch some of it pretty
2:01:35
good. I get it. Uh, good
2:01:37
point. Uh, the first one called
2:01:40
the Paul bearer. And it's like, Dan, that's not a documentary
2:01:42
about David Schwimmer. This is a movie that he's in. I
2:01:44
saw a screening of a, I'm
2:01:46
George Lucas, the Conrad Ratliff story, which
2:01:49
of course, um, one
2:01:51
of the people in the George Lucas
2:01:53
talk show is, uh, Griffin Newman, our
2:01:56
pal from over point check, who casted
2:01:58
on our recent garbage Pill
2:02:00
Kids live show that will show up in
2:02:02
the feed at some point, who knows. Uh,
2:02:05
but, uh, I
2:02:07
enjoyed this, uh, documentary
2:02:10
for its own merits. Like, I think it's interesting on
2:02:12
its own. It's about. Kind of
2:02:15
Ratliff, the guy who does George Lucas and
2:02:17
the George Lucas talk show and sort of,
2:02:20
you know, his experience, uh, as
2:02:22
an actor and someone doing this weird, like niche
2:02:24
show that's only ever going to get so, uh,
2:02:27
big kind of by its nature. Um,
2:02:32
but I have to admit that a lot of
2:02:34
it was just sort of personal interest too,
2:02:36
for me where I'm like, okay, well, this is
2:02:38
a movie that's made up of like
2:02:40
a bunch of people I have met
2:02:42
over the years and hear a
2:02:44
bunch of comedy stages that I have
2:02:46
performed on at different times. And, uh,
2:02:50
I think that part of what's interesting
2:02:53
about that, maybe for someone who is not me
2:02:56
specifically is like, it is a very, uh, uh,
2:02:59
specific snapshot of a
2:03:02
type of independent New York
2:03:04
comedy show and what it's like
2:03:06
to, you know, like our
2:03:09
show is not as complex as what the
2:03:11
George Lucas talk show has become by
2:03:13
any means, but, um, but
2:03:15
it is sort of a similar vibe of. What
2:03:18
it's like to put on this sort of
2:03:20
DIY cheap to produce, uh,
2:03:22
show that you can move from theater
2:03:25
to theater. Um, and,
2:03:28
uh, if you're interested in comedy
2:03:30
or seeing like
2:03:32
a scene at a specific
2:03:34
time, it's a lot of fun. And I
2:03:36
also wanted to recommend,
2:03:38
uh, it's on the criterion
2:03:41
channel right now. I watched turn
2:03:43
every page, the adventures of Robert
2:03:45
Caro and Robert Gottlieb twist. Uh,
2:03:48
this is a backdoor plug for
2:03:51
Elliot and his side project,
2:03:53
uh, over at 99% invisible
2:03:55
during the power broker, uh, read,
2:03:57
uh, you, they, they just talked.
2:04:00
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the
2:04:03
most recent episode and
2:04:06
it was really fun hearing her speak. But
2:04:10
it's about, the
2:04:12
movie is about Robert Caro's,
2:04:16
sorry, Robert Caro's relationship
2:04:19
with his editor, Robert
2:04:21
Gottlieb, who is also
2:04:24
a towering figure, like one of, he edited
2:04:26
so many huge books and was the editor
2:04:28
of The New Yorker. And
2:04:31
it's interesting to see their
2:04:33
working relationship, although you're kind of shielded, they're both
2:04:35
very private. They don't wanna actually let you in
2:04:37
too much on the working relationship, but there's a
2:04:39
lot about how committed
2:04:42
these two people are at
2:04:45
really caring about
2:04:47
the work they do and what it is
2:04:49
to work with an editor
2:04:51
who's a simpatico
2:04:54
with what you're trying to do, even though they
2:04:56
also argue incessantly about
2:04:58
everything. The
2:05:00
filmmaking, I think, was a little more boring
2:05:03
to me than the actual people being highlighted,
2:05:06
but they're both, or Gottlieb
2:05:09
has passed, but they're like treasures of people who
2:05:11
are very interesting to watch. So those
2:05:14
are my two recommendations. Yeah,
2:05:18
I guess I'm gonna recommend another comedy.
2:05:20
No, I'm just joking. I'm gonna recommend
2:05:22
The Zone of Interest, a
2:05:26
harrowing story of the- After
2:05:28
the intro, I'm not sure what's sincere or
2:05:31
what's not. Yeah,
2:05:34
I'm gonna recommend The Zone of Interest, a
2:05:37
movie that has received a fair amount of
2:05:39
notoriety that also won
2:05:41
an Academy Award. When
2:05:43
they can work for the best foreign language film. Directed
2:05:46
by Jonathan Glaser. It
2:05:48
is a story about
2:05:50
the kind of the mundanity of evil
2:05:54
following the family of
2:05:56
a commandant who runs
2:05:58
Auschwitz. And it is- is
2:06:00
a presentation
2:06:02
of a Holocaust story that is, uses
2:06:06
the horror
2:06:08
of it as more of a backdrop. And
2:06:13
it is a very well-crafted movie, and
2:06:16
the sound design is really,
2:06:18
in particular, is really fascinating the
2:06:20
way it allows
2:06:22
the horrors of
2:06:24
the camp to kind of seep into this seemingly
2:06:28
normal, everyday life,
2:06:31
and it keeps
2:06:33
it from being just like a bulldozer of
2:06:36
a blunt emotional instrument. But
2:06:38
I thought it was really well done and
2:06:40
really affecting, and yeah, a well-made
2:06:42
movie that is very sad and gross at
2:06:44
the same time. I'm
2:06:46
gonna recommend a movie that is almost the exact
2:06:49
opposite of that, I think, which is, I
2:06:52
was thinking about- The Gold Tickers of
2:06:54
1933. If
2:06:56
only. Argyle is like trying
2:06:58
to be like a goofy action comedy, right, and
2:07:00
I was like, okay, well, what's kind of the
2:07:03
goofiest action comedy that you can think of that
2:07:05
still manages to have a lot of
2:07:07
funny jokes but also has a lot of good
2:07:10
action scenes, but is itself also a mess? And
2:07:12
the movie that came to mind was The
2:07:14
Eagle Shooting Heroes. This
2:07:17
is a Hong Kong movie from 1993 that was made basically
2:07:21
to hide the fact that Wong Kar-Wai's movie
2:07:23
Ashes of Time had gone so far over
2:07:25
budget that they were like, oh, we made
2:07:28
a second movie. That's why it costs so much.
2:07:30
And they had a lot of the
2:07:32
same actors playing very similar characters, and
2:07:34
it's incredibly goofy, just like super goofy,
2:07:36
like a mess of an action comedy
2:07:39
that is, there are things in it
2:07:41
that just do not work, but there are things in it
2:07:43
that work so well. And even the stuff that doesn't
2:07:46
work, you're like, all right, well, this is
2:07:48
literally a movie that is doing every possible thing that it
2:07:50
could do. Like, it's, they're just, it
2:07:52
is a movie that is made seemingly entirely
2:07:54
without shame for anyone involved in it. And
2:07:56
so the jokes go from being
2:07:59
very funny parody. jokes of kind of
2:08:01
Chinese kind of historical adventure movies
2:08:03
to the dumbest
2:08:05
slapstick to the worst costume
2:08:08
comedy to like some really
2:08:10
really good kung fu
2:08:12
action scenes and it's just like it's a real it's
2:08:14
a real messy platter of movie but I enjoyed watching
2:08:16
it quite a bit and I did
2:08:18
for me what I think Argyle was trying to do
2:08:21
but yeah for me and that sounds that
2:08:23
sounds like a lot of fun actually that
2:08:26
that reminds me of a movie
2:08:28
that is gonna be the focus of next week's
2:08:30
mini where we talk about Larry
2:08:32
Cohen's The Ambulance which has a similar
2:08:34
sort of like a reckless
2:08:37
need to entertain. Yes yeah that's the
2:08:39
eagle shooting heroes is very much like
2:08:41
that where it's like the it
2:08:44
feels it feels like you're watching a group of children just
2:08:46
being like what about this what about this what about this
2:08:48
what about this what about this and by the end of
2:08:52
it it's not a long movie but you are like exhausted
2:08:54
by the end of it but even if you just watch
2:08:56
the first you
2:08:58
know 30 minutes yes it's a
2:09:01
it's fun so that's my recommendation for this
2:09:03
week. Oh great hey
2:09:07
here's something that I should say more
2:09:10
often you can find the flophouse a
2:09:12
lot of places now that are not
2:09:14
the website formerly
2:09:16
known as Twitter which is increasingly
2:09:19
unpleasant to be on you can find us
2:09:21
on Mastodon on
2:09:24
blue sky I
2:09:26
see there's a threads for us
2:09:28
there's an Instagram there's a perfect chance
2:09:30
for us to plug the brand new
2:09:32
discord yeah a fan started
2:09:34
discord you want to read with yeah it's really
2:09:37
great so yeah
2:09:39
the discord is the flophouse
2:09:41
podcast if
2:09:43
you are a friend of the flophouse hey isn't
2:09:46
this podcast great I'll bet you want to talk
2:09:48
about it all the time so why
2:09:50
don't you join the new discord over
2:09:52
at the flop over on discord the
2:09:55
flophouse podcast you can share
2:09:57
your thoughts on your favorite bad movies show bits
2:09:59
even your latest happenings with our
2:10:01
super friendly community. The only thing that
2:10:03
needs to be added is you. They
2:10:07
also do movie watch-alongs. I think they
2:10:09
recently did one on a
2:10:11
Neil Breen movie, specifically, Cade the Tortured
2:10:13
Crossing, which I believe was a, received
2:10:16
multiple thumbs up from us here at the
2:10:19
Flophouse. So why
2:10:21
don't you go grab a chicken leg, a
2:10:23
beer, or your sore knee and join us
2:10:25
here at the Discord. Just look up, it's
2:10:27
the Flophouse Podcast Discord. Why don't you go
2:10:30
check it out? Yeah. And as long as
2:10:32
we're saying this, of course, we got
2:10:34
a shout out. The original group on
2:10:36
Facebook is still going strong. There's a lot of
2:10:38
people who hang out
2:10:40
there. And we have a YouTube channel
2:10:42
that has various videos, mostly
2:10:45
sort of the shorter videos that we
2:10:47
post on Instagram and such, but there
2:10:49
are longer videos. Like you
2:10:51
can find the archive of, there were
2:10:53
some charity live streams
2:10:55
we did of longer shows. There's us
2:10:57
doing the, the boy next
2:11:00
door screenplay reading. Why
2:11:02
don't we do more of those, Dan? I
2:11:05
don't know. It was pretty fun. Dan, why are you
2:11:07
stopping? Why are
2:11:09
you underselling it? You're like, I guess it
2:11:11
was pretty fun. No, I had
2:11:13
a ball doing that actually. But anyway, so
2:11:17
that's all squared away, I guess.
2:11:20
I want to say thank you to Alex Smith,
2:11:23
our producer. He makes us sound good. You
2:11:25
can find him under the name HowlDawdy in
2:11:27
various places, probably a lot of the same
2:11:30
places. Thank you to
2:11:32
MaximumFun over at maximumfun.org. You can
2:11:34
check out other great podcasts. And
2:11:38
that's it for this time. For
2:11:40
the Flophouse, I've been Dan McCoy.
2:11:42
Hey, I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm
2:11:44
Elliot Kalin. Okay,
2:11:47
bye. Bye. It
2:12:00
was either it will either hurt our careers or
2:12:02
be boring. You use this part where we call
2:12:04
the podcast that That
2:12:06
we do this fucking thing Self-deprecating
2:12:12
Like in a cool way not a my therapist would
2:12:14
be mad at me kind of way. Yeah. Yeah. I
2:12:16
mean your therapist should get mad I
2:12:18
feel like that's one of one of the main things
2:12:21
therapists shouldn't do is get mad at the patient Yeah,
2:12:23
it should be sort of a radical minimize yourself is
2:12:25
what he'd say. Why are you doing this? Don't do
2:12:27
that? It's interesting that you read
2:12:30
your therapist concern for you as anger
2:12:32
getting angry at you Maybe
2:12:34
this is a thing we should About
2:12:37
today we can get Wow Bring the
2:12:39
heat. Okay, let's go and peel this onion back
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