Happy New Year, Bachelornation! In this bonus episode (our belated holiday gift to you) we review a handful of contestants for The Bachelor with Nick Viall with special guest Michelle Collins! (To follow along got to abc.go.com)We make our predictions for finalist and shit stirrers and talk obsessions with being a dolphin, ABC's new show "Hiding in a storage closet in The Whitehouse", the harrowing condition of me-so-hornia and some INSIDER TIDBITS about The Bachelor, Nick, himself! MICHELLE COLLINS is a writer, comedian, and self-described giant (personality!) If Michelle looks familiar to you, you either work at Loehmanns, or maybe you’ve seen her on The View (ABC), After Paradise (ABC), Chelsea Lately (E!), The Tyra Banks Show (Smize!), one of the millions of Vh1 countdown shows. Follow her at @michcoll As always, Selena and Dava live tweet #BachelorInParadise on Mondays and Tuesdays 8pm EST so follow us on Twitter @DavaKrause and @SelenaCoppockAnd check out Selena's blog for an in depth breakdown of each episode. http://selenacoppock.blogspot.com/