Comic legend Norm Macdonald dies, Paula Jones is mad, Britney quits Instagram, Met Gala is the worst, R Kelly's trial resumes, James Craig's bad day, BranDon v. Foo Fighters, and we try to clean up our rolodex.RIP to the masterful comic Norm Macdonald. He died at age 61 after a secret 9-year fight with cancer. Norm would want everyone to remember that OJ did it.What the hell is going on with Matt Gaetz?We have a brand-new Legacy Insurance winner of a $50 gift card. Congrats to William Oliver!Chairman of the Board (Bored) is loaded with superstars.We need to reconnect with Bobcat Goldthwait.Celebrity Rolodex: Andy Dick. David Spade. Dennis Miller. Artie Lange. Kevin Farley. TJ Miller. Tim Meadows. Louie Anderson. Gilbert Gottfried. Jim Breuer. Danny Ainge. Did we talk to any of them? You have to listen in to find out.The Foo Fighters are on another magazine cover and BranDon is very mad.Ja Rule is still making appearances despite his involvement with the Fyre Fest.Britney Watch 2021: Britney Spears received a free ring from Sam Asghari. Britney has stepped away from social media by announcing her departure on social media. Jason Alexander had a very disappointing interview with Inside Edition.Paula Jones is angry at her depiction in Impeachment: American Crime Story.Chrissy Teigen has had fat removed from her face as she is trying to reenter public life, in spite of no one wanting her to do so.The Met Gala is stupid and nobody wears these stupid outfits. AOC made a powerful statement.Nicki Minaj couldn't go to the Gala because the required COVID vaccine made her cousin's friend's testicles explode. Joy Reid jumps in. Piers Morgan jumps in. Boris Johnson jumps in.R. Kelly trial resumes with more victims recounting the horrific ways Rob abused them.Prince Andrew lover opportunities are so dismal that he's crawling back to the Duchess of Pork Fergie.US Soccer v. the women's team is finally over... kinda.Erika Erickson gives an update on her health situation.Kelly Stafford's brand-new show is out and probably rated higher than ours already.Chief James Craig announced a run for Governor of Michigan and protestors crashed the party.Jewell Jones' bond is revoked and he's now in the slammer.The Manning brothers MNF broadcast was a major success.Brand new 30 for 30 tonight on the New York Mets.Social media is dumb but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).