“My mama said Saints is like a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re gonna get.” Not our words, friends, the words of running enthusiast, simpleton and utter doormat Forrest Gump. However, you know where you do know what you’re getting? The Dogger Saints Podcast - you’re getting capers, you’re getting your old pals Sam and Dan, and you’re getting them right here in our big post-winter break Episode 94!

Death. Taxes. Saints getting potted out of a cup competition by some lower league mob. On reflection, Saturday was inevitable, but we better go over it anyway, and assess what went wrong and where Saints can put it right for the rest of the league season. If you’re after some light relief from the women’s team you’re shit out of luck, but we do look at some of the January comings and goings, as the team looks to climb up the table, now under the sole charge of Kev ‘Candyman’ Candy.

You want some good times? We’ll give you all the good times, with a bucketload of features. Get your passports out as the old favourite’s return, as we slip on a pair of clogs for this week’s Club Shop of Shame, and we jet off with George for some winter sun in this weeks O’Boyle in the Royal. Dan pays an ode to the City of Discovery in the latest instalment of poetry corner, and we bring in two new features in the shape of ‘Unluckiest Saints Fan’ and our latest brain teaser ‘Littler or Hitler?’

For the first time since we held two cups, we are able to welcome a men’s first team player to the podcast, as we are delighted to be joined by Saints’s rock at the back, Ryan McGowan, to discuss Macca, globetrotting, Aussie Rules, getting Chicken Pox at the age of 34, and much more. A smashing guy and a great chat, you don’t wanna miss this.

We’re also delighted to be joined by a second guest, Aberdeen fan and podcast mainstay Erin Grieve, for a right old laugh discussing the Dandies, Steak and Chrizo pastry delights, and looking ahead to Wednesday night’s clash at McDiarmid.

Sam Miller vs Dalkeith! Danny Williams vs Motherwell! Increasingly poor impersonations of Tom Hanks! We’ve got it all, and much more, so get comfy and join your old pals for a right old chuckle. Get there!