Dean and Lochlin's friend, Zoey, is back on the show to discuss the danger of being a Trans Trucker in the southern US.

Zoey is an advocate and normal human being who gets sick of the extreme trans shit. There's always a shitty group that misrepresents the whole. Zoey hates Caitlyn Jenner, misinformed assholes, and anyone who politicizes her or anyone's sexuality.

We asked Zoey if she missed her penis, and she filled us in on Boob shaving, so that was cool.

We got into the eclipse for 9 minutes because it was the first total solar eclipse in 400 years, and we (Toronto) got the world's most incredible view. Good thing it's cloudy, and we can't see shit.

We finish with a RIP to Dean's relationship with Tim Horton's. He's sad because that was his first coffee and donut at 14. That was his final experience at the once proud coffee chain - he's not alone.