The only way to get to the essence of something is to boil it down. Boil that shit allllll the way down. Extract the essence. Then objectively observe it for what it is. That's what must be done in the delicate, nuanced case of Kenosha. The ess

The French

Nov 10th, 2021 5m 36s

Thank you, France. Thank you for the Statue of Liberty, harboring and nurturing our most influential artists in the 20's, and for letting our shitty, talentless art school students live there for several years at a time.

WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm

Nov 2nd, 2021 7m 55s

My hand rake has a sticker that says WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm. I didn't even know you could smoke a hand rake.https://open.spotify.com/track/10BlEgwGetAIKfbVJ7GYzp?si=e60ebc96fe0e49b0

Cotton mouth and murder

Oct 28th, 2021 3m 30s

My mind went astray on this one. I apologize to the creators of the ShamWow.

CA goes GREEN using...electricity?

Oct 26th, 2021 3m 15s

Listen, I'm no tree huggin' sissy over here but I'm pretty sure there's nothing GREEN about making and using electricity. https://open.spotify.com/track/10BlEgwGetAIKfbVJ7GYzp?si=e60ebc96fe0e49b0

New Law in CA

Oct 20th, 2021 4m 21s

Do you remember the incredible pressure you felt in stores growing up due to the color of packaging on some products? Did those colors and pressures force you into your current gender? This new law solves that once and for all!

Louis CK IMO

Oct 15th, 2021 2m 11s

This is just my opinion.

Trailer

Go from Weirdo to Hero!

Oct 14th, 2021 39s

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Superman is bisexual now

Oct 12th, 2021 7m 23s

We discuss.

Stirring

Oct 5th, 2021 4m 21s

We must advance bowl technology.

The 3 Agencies

Sep 23rd, 2021 1m 10s

These 3 government agencies are watching and listening at all times. I'm not afraid to tell you who they are!

First Episode

Sep 21st, 2021 7m 40s

A speech I made for my nephew on his birthday in hopes that it inspires him to stay home and out of sight for a few years and focus on school work. Just until he can look and act like an adult.https://open.spotify.com/track/10BlEgwGetAIKfbVJ7GY