You spoke, we listened--you said you wanted more personal stories, so we're doing our best! Hear why Susie's eyeballs are mid and Sarah's on a tropical vacation. Susie talks about Jerry Lee Lewis, who is a rock-n-roll legend, but is highly prob

Fears for Tears, Mona Lisa's Eyes, & Dementia Identity

6 days ago 1h 1m

Three cheers for lesbian weddings, and fingers crossed Sarah gets to have one someday. The Louvre is moving the Mona Lisa to the basement and now we want to know what the fuss is about her anyway. We debate whether Taylor Swift should use a pri

Stuffed Animals, Charlie Chaplin, & Titanic Grit

9 days ago 1h 5m

Sarah has the Little League World Series fever, but really she just loves that they hug each other. Susie isn't so sure about all this touchy feely stuff, and is startled by the stats on the number of adults who sleep with stuffed animals. We r

Schrodinger's Cat, Fake Vegetables, & Microfeminism

13 days ago 1h 4m

Sarah explains why latino families are happier about lending money and giving gifts to their family members, but Susie says cranky families are pretty fun too. Botanists want you to know there's no such thing as a vegetable despite literally ev

Hospital Beeps, North Korean Jeans, & Dog Hotels

16 days ago 1h 1m

We talk about the gallery employee who surreptitiously hung up his own art and got fired as a result. Susie makes a confession about The Jinx that has us questioning her mental acuity. We discuss a documentary where a young man travels to a rem

Hospital Beeps, North Korean Jeans, & Dog Hotels

16 days ago 1h 1m

Disney Adults, B Movement, & Snoop Dogg's Promise

20 days ago 1h

Sarah says we need to amend Marie Kondo's guide for decluttering by reminding people of the responsibilities of possession ownership. We hear why Inside Out 2 is committed to representing the interior lives of teenage girls and Sarah tries to c

Orthotics, Bluey, & Space Junk

23 days ago 1h 3m

Sarah wants to get her groove back, so she got some brand new...custom, orthotic insoles. Ma'am wants to get her groove back sensibly, in comfortable, menopausal shoes. Susie talks about the new season of the Jinx, which chronicles the murder c

Men Behaving Badly, Hip Hop Dance, & Art Heist

27 days ago 58m 54s

Sarah had an unusual live comedy experience at the Demetri Martin special taping, and it took her back to her Real World days. She claims she did badly in her hip hop dance class despite being in the "top 25% of dancers." We learn about Sarah's

Cold Plunge, Good Grief, & Blair Witch Project

30 days ago 1h 2m

Susie wants Sarah to have a Costa Rican tropical getaway, and Sarah agrees, but she is also thinking of going fly fishing and doing cold plunges, so this could go downhill fast. We talk about Charles Shultz, the creator of Peanuts and Charlie B

Octopus Parents, Fun Town, & Music Ban

Apr 18th, 2024 1h 2m

Sarah wants a dog and Susie thinks it's because Sarah prefers chaos. New York City is trying to curb their rat problem by giving them birth control, but we have some logistical questions. A little boy who is obsessed with octopuses (octopi?) co

Totality Awesome, Goat Custody Battle, & Conjoined Twins

Apr 15th, 2024 1h

We are still recovering from our reunion in Pittsburgh and Philly, and we're sharing our adventures at WrestleCon, seeing the eclipse, and having a girls road trip. Susie talks about an investigation into a little girl who raised a goat for the

Open Toes, Jail Eclipse, & Liquid Gold

Apr 11th, 2024 1h 4m

Today we hear about Sarah's experience at a comedy show where she sat next to, ugh, a friendly man. Heaven help her. And Susie got to check another comedy legend off her bucket list of shows to see. Sarah tells us some good news about organ don

Middle Names, Beef Yogurt, & Vegan Donuts

Apr 8th, 2024 1h 5m

Susie ain't getting any younger and she wants to prepare for the footwear of her future and find out why older gals wear flats. We learn about a man who has made it his job to pick up the excrement left by dogs on a hiking trail and shame their

New York Punching, Magical Magnet, & Nickelodeon

Apr 4th, 2024 2h 1m

Susie got injured on the high seas, but she wants everyone to know her injury was due to a rogue wave, not alcohol because she's had some mishaps lately and apparently in there's a name for this in the addiction recovery world. Sarah watched Qu

Feats of Strength, Hotel Takeover, & Time Travel

Apr 1st, 2024 1h 4m

Susie watched the Nyad documentary and was inspired, but also was wondering, what makes her different from our friend in the hamster wheel who tried to cross the ocean. Not much. We discuss the woman who completed the 200 mile ultramarathon and

The Death of Babysitting, Prepositional Change, & Horse Dogs

Mar 28th, 2024 1h 3m

Sarah talks about the history of babysitting, how it's changed, and why it's a thing of the past. Another sinkhole opened up, and this time it swallowed a man in his bed, and now we're traumatized. Sarah is playing video games that act as amazi

Quiet on Set, Dirty Dumbledore, & Man in the Iron Lung

Mar 25th, 2024 1h 6m

We discuss the Quiet on Set docuseries recounting the toxicity of Nickelodeon productions in the 90s, the difficulties of child stardom, and why show business lends itself to exploitation. We talk about the totally normal and not suspicious dea

Crime Cover Ups, Trader Joe's Hotel, & Sweet Valley High

Mar 21st, 2024 1h 4m

The theme of today's episode is "it's not the crime, it's the cover-up,' and we're looking at you Kate Middleton. A hotel had a "chef created" room service menu, but it turns out the chef was Trader Joe. Some cities want Spring Breakers to buzz

Over the Rainbow, Rock Hudson, & Quantum Leap

Mar 18th, 2024 1h 3m

We start with a rummage through the old mail bag with some feedback from listeners about recent episodes. Yikes. We hear why some people think Over the Rainbow was plagiarized, but others think it's similarities are a coincidence. We discuss so

Lunar Lunacy, Influencer Inmate, & Evolution Ear

Mar 14th, 2024 1h 8m

We discuss Ruby Franke, a parenting influencer who was convicted of child abuse, which is a reminder to keep in mind that influencers aren't always what they seem. We learn why the recent moon landing didn't go as planned, and despite our compl

Scandals & Scams, Octopus Murders, & Willy Wonka Experience

Mar 11th, 2024 1h 6m

Susie is suddenly interested in WWE wrestling and wants to know why they aren't clear about whether it's real or not. But the Dark Side of the Ring docuseries has her wondering if there's a NOT dark side of the sport. Sarah had a bad operatic e

Rebecca Syndrome, Chiweenie, & Kangaroo Time

Mar 7th, 2024 1h 12m

People are suing dating apps for trapping them in a loop of doom dating instead of helping them find love. Sarah describes a newly viral phrase called Rebecca Syndrome that refers to retroactive jealousy towards your partner's exes, and she is

McMillions, Vatican AI, and Blue's Clues

Mar 4th, 2024 1h 5m

Sarah was denied entry to a museum and we are fascinated by the reason. The birding community is psyched out of their mind about a bird that was thought to be extinct reappearing. Susie talks about the McMillions docuseries, which covers the Mc

Child Poets, Spontaneous Pregnancy, & Fishy Flight

Feb 29th, 2024 1h 11m

We are celebrating the stingray who became pregnant without a male partner in her tank, and decide intersex folx are pretty much superheroes. Andrew Keegan would like to set the record straight about being a cult leader, and wants us to know he