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Another big Thursday. Ola to you,

2:58

Jodie Hamilton. Okay. So

3:00

where do we start here? Kristi

3:03

Noem is trying desperately to clean up the

3:05

mess that she's made for herself. You know

3:07

what? Fuck her and fuck her. Oh,

3:10

by the way, Jodie, I saw the

3:12

clip of your mom with Stephen Colbert

3:14

talking about nostrils and it

3:16

made me laugh and laugh and laugh. I'm sure

3:18

you're familiar with the clip already where

3:21

she was talking about how people have

3:23

differently shaped nostrils. Yeah. And

3:25

then she was expanding them and contracting

3:27

them. Yeah, I do that. So is

3:29

it different people's... I mean, can you

3:31

have like different shapes? Are your nostrils

3:33

symmetrical? Because mine or not? Mine or

3:35

not. No, but can you expand yours?

3:37

Like just... You

3:40

think I can't flare my nostrils as many 19th

3:43

century books as I've read? It

3:45

would be like me not being able to raise

3:47

one eyebrow. It's just like the weirdest muscle

3:49

in your nose. Yeah. Like you can

3:51

do that. I'm curious, why

3:53

is there a muscle there? Why does that happen? Yeah,

3:55

that's super weird. So we go from one

3:58

of the most beloved women in America... America

4:00

in the world hated people who easily

4:02

one of the most hated because Kristi Nome

4:05

has brought both sides together to despise

4:07

her but now she's out

4:10

she's doing a maya culpa tour she's doing

4:12

a thing where What

4:15

a it's not a big deal the dog was a

4:17

terrible dog I did what I had to do and

4:19

it was gonna She was this we

4:21

were the second place where she was

4:23

gonna be okay Here's

4:26

here's Kristi Nome with Sean Hannity last

4:28

night trying desperately to wiggle out of

4:30

this it's like folks I know that

4:32

your impulse here as narcissist is to

4:34

be like the solution to this problem

4:36

is more me like

4:38

no No, no yet

4:43

Like dig a hole stick

4:45

your head in it and shut up for a

4:48

minute. Okay, I'm digging please by

4:50

all means governor Proceed let's

4:52

listen to some digging. Well Sean, you know how

4:54

the fake news works They leave

4:56

out some or most of the facts of a story.

4:58

They put the worst spin on it and that's what's

5:01

happened in there You see the the the

5:03

story was extensively quoted in The Guardian

5:05

I mean all the details about the

5:07

dog being happy and the chicken and

5:09

the neighbors coming by It

5:12

was all there the gravel pit

5:14

the poor goat afterwards And

5:17

I know once you had her blood up. She's like,

5:19

well, let me do some more killing right here. Yeah

5:24

He said she had to think about it. No, she

5:26

didn't she went to the truck and fucking killed these

5:28

animals Yeah, and so this is her

5:31

trying to wiggle out of it by claiming. Oh,

5:33

it's fake news. It's fake news media Just trying

5:35

to distort what I wrote, you know in my

5:37

book I hope people really do

5:39

buy this book and they find out the truth of this

5:41

story You don't still hawk in that

5:43

book still trying to oh, yeah. Oh, yeah,

5:45

we're gonna totally buy that book Calls

5:48

the mind our Adam and Eve discussion on the

5:50

shadow docket last week She's got that got that

5:52

accent because the truth of this story is that

5:54

this was a working dog And

5:57

it was not a puppy. It was a

5:59

dog that was was extremely dangerous. It

6:01

had come to us from a family who had

6:03

found her way too aggressive. Oh

6:06

yeah, okay, sure. Oh yeah,

6:08

we were her second chance. Okay then,

6:10

it's okay that you shot her in

6:12

a gravel pit, you fucking murderous piece

6:15

of shit. I'm sorry. How many people,

6:17

honestly, do you think have shot

6:19

a dog? Like just, I mean, just

6:21

a rough percentage of people. Not

6:23

that many. I've heard of it. I

6:25

think it's vanishingly rare. I think it's probably less

6:28

than 20... In the 1950s. ...001%.

6:30

And even then, people didn't...

6:33

Oh, you saw Old Yeller was a

6:35

huge deal. He shot the fucking dog.

6:37

At the end of the movie, everybody

6:39

cries. Everybody cries, yeah. I mean,

6:41

I had... I should be an indicator... And Old

6:43

Yeller had rabies. ...of governor gnomes. Rabies.

6:46

Yeah. People are... It's a

6:48

huge, emotional, sticky point. Like the saddest

6:51

movie any of us ever saw

6:53

as children. Yeah. Like,

6:55

is when the dog dies, and he has to die.

6:57

He has rabies. So, I just...

6:59

I mean, these people are not okay. No.

7:03

I mean, we talk about how the cruelty

7:05

is the point, and how they lack some

7:08

kind of essential humanity

7:10

that gives them any kind

7:12

of compassion for other people. And I

7:15

gotta tell you, I work with some younger

7:17

people now. I've got my little job at

7:19

the organic grocery store, and one of

7:21

them is one of these men's rights guys. Oh

7:23

shit. Oh no.

7:26

And he's constantly trying to

7:29

get me to engage, and I'm just like, dude, I'm

7:32

not interested in this. No. Like,

7:35

there is no reason that... I don't know why I need

7:37

to explain to you that you should

7:39

give a shit about other people. And

7:42

the lesson of the man versus bear

7:44

thing with what women would rather be

7:47

trapped in the woods is not for

7:49

you to lecture the women on how

7:51

bears are dangerous. Yeah. Bears are

7:54

less dangerous than men in the woods.

7:56

Mm-hmm. It's for you to understand

7:59

that, like, baby... there's a reason

8:01

women are more afraid of I mean I

8:03

just I I actually

8:05

had a program director in

8:08

my radio career whose husband

8:10

killed a dog for a similar

8:13

reason and so this is

8:15

something that I've heard about before and

8:17

it makes it even more infuriating that

8:19

Kristi Noem did this for

8:21

politics or at least exploited it

8:23

for politics right in order to

8:25

make brownie points with Donald

8:29

Trump that's what she thought like mag is gonna

8:31

love this Donald Trump is gonna just eat this

8:33

up I mean you know the guy hates dogs

8:36

so why not that's what's so

8:38

I mean in addition to the brutality

8:40

of what she did the sociopathy

8:43

on display here it's

8:45

the politics that also drives me bananas

8:47

let's get back to Kristi Noem it

8:49

was a dog that was extremely

8:51

dangerous it had come to us from a

8:54

family who had found her way too aggressive

8:56

we were in second chance and she was

8:59

the day she was put down was

9:01

a day that she massacred livestock that

9:03

were no part of our neighbors she

9:05

attacked me okay she's been trained

9:07

this dog was trained to hunt

9:10

birds to hunt birds

9:12

to carry birds around in its mouth

9:14

so it went over to a chicken

9:17

which also happens to be a

9:19

bird and killed a chicken because

9:21

livestock because yeah like I'm like

9:23

a fucking pony and right and

9:25

she massacred how and it was

9:27

a massacre David she massacred the

9:29

live massacre of livestock yes and

9:31

by the way how did the dog get

9:34

out of the truck yeah that's

9:36

my question what's he was long

9:38

it's she's an irresponsible parent of

9:40

animals that's what the centerpiece of

9:42

this is this is all about

9:44

it has nothing to do with

9:46

the dog has everything to do

9:48

with the job with dying who's

9:50

doing a shitty job of taking

9:52

care of her animals And

9:55

you should just say here in a second that the

9:57

dog was a threat to the kids. The kids weren't

9:59

even home. Would. You to him later

10:01

she until the calendar for the gives him

10:03

I was just standing over the two corpses

10:06

and rattles yay or whatever fuck her daughter's

10:08

name is like. right?

10:12

Are listed that intuit here. And it

10:14

was a hard decision and the reason it's

10:16

and harvest as a sport is filled with

10:18

past challenging decisions that I'd had to. In

10:21

my life, Lock Airways be promoting

10:23

right? Always promoted overly the book.

10:25

He. Says have it. I

10:27

did. She's vessel. I mean,

10:33

How so David, please do so as.

10:36

I just I feel like says she

10:38

like and we were used to these

10:40

malignant narcissist and run for office for

10:42

the republican party. We had one president

10:44

says one for my state who has

10:46

three toed that. It's good you know

10:49

but I think they see in particular

10:51

is just a droid. You

10:53

know and and see is like goods

10:55

rides know bad drawing. oh she's about

10:57

I've heard wife you know. guess I

10:59

was going to beat you Coffee know?

11:01

why would. You do a thing like that she

11:03

said. She. Luxury Goods torturing others, Lloyds

11:06

and Jabba the Hutt basement that

11:08

switch to a smoother the droids

11:10

year's visit as it is seriously

11:12

about the i mean is this

11:14

can is species of like dead

11:16

eyed republican women you know, lots

11:19

of lipsticks, lotta hair and his

11:21

eyes. Black dead eyes like I

11:23

die sooner or later? Hum yeah

11:25

no she's trying to appeal to

11:27

the men's rights people who you

11:29

work with. David that's her point.

11:32

That's the idea of this Sees.

11:34

It was a girl knowing her due to do

11:36

it. I wasn't sniff, I just I'd. Yeah,

11:39

I just don't get the whole age. I'm

11:41

going to kill A to I me I

11:44

have. Like my see said she hated that.joe

11:46

Ceci use a gun to kill. It was

11:48

his like we're not me. Emotions and guns

11:51

are like emergence and driving with their you

11:53

do not drive with your feelings nice you

11:55

know or to psych and you don't use

11:57

a gun with your feelings Yes yes. He

12:00

could have taken that dog to the pound.

12:03

To the pound, to the vet, inhabit humanely

12:05

put down if she absolutely insisted on murdering

12:07

it. I had friends who

12:09

had a dog that attacked their kid and

12:12

they didn't have to put the dog down. It

12:14

was a doberman and it just, I don't know,

12:16

it was overbred, it was never right in the

12:18

head and it went afterward to their kids and

12:20

they had to put it down. But they didn't

12:23

take it outside and fucking shoot it. In a

12:25

gravel fucking pit. In

12:27

a gravel pit. And then she just decided to

12:30

kill the goat. Get the goat

12:32

too. She's got the teeth done. While I'm killing.

12:34

Well, you know, she also killed horses. I can't

12:36

even imagine the bloodbath that was. It's

12:38

Kristi Noem out there trying to kill

12:41

horses, for God's sake. Who

12:43

the fuck kills horses? They're like heaven's gate all

12:45

over again. Yeah, it's insane. It's

12:47

like animal mutilation and

12:49

torture and death for boats, for

12:51

books. She's a sociopath. Really?

12:55

I bet that, I mean, you don't normally, I mean,

12:57

I don't know. I don't have horses, but I've never

12:59

heard of anyone having to put down three at once

13:02

unless it was a hoof and mouth outbreak. No, no,

13:04

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Or they were

13:06

severely neglected. No, no,

13:08

no. I have a friend that

13:10

is a stabler. She runs, she

13:13

owns horses. Her oldest

13:15

Joe just turned 30, by the way.

13:17

Aww. Happy birthday to

13:19

oldest Joe. Happy Joe. Happy good

13:22

birthday to Joe. But it's like she

13:24

would never. I mean, if one of

13:26

them don't feel well and she

13:28

needs to figure it out, she brings the

13:30

horse vet in to put

13:34

them down humanely and she will be with

13:36

them. Yeah, yeah. And that's the

13:38

wise thing to do. If you've got no

13:40

other recourse and you have to do that,

13:43

you do it the humane way. Obviously,

13:45

I still think it's

13:47

awful that anyone has to put down an

13:49

animal if they're not sick. And

13:52

so, if they're not done. And so,

13:54

that still generates heartache for

13:56

me. But if there is, if you

13:59

gotta do it. That's the way you

14:01

do it. You don't take a shotgun

14:03

and shoot it in the face. That

14:05

shows a level of maliciousness that I

14:07

don't think... A lack

14:09

of empathy that is beyond me. Okay,

14:12

so somehow I can kind of

14:14

sort of see the point of

14:16

view of a traditional

14:18

hunter. I don't agree with hunting. I

14:20

don't like hunting. I think it requires

14:22

a stowing of empathy

14:25

that I could never possibly fucking

14:27

do. But this is another level.

14:29

This is something entirely different. This is

14:31

a gratuitous murder of a puppy

14:34

with almost... That was a family

14:36

member. Yeah. I mean, Bobby, she

14:38

wasn't a puppy. She was 14 months old. That's

14:41

right. Oh, come on. I've known

14:43

bird dogs and they're puppies until

14:45

they're like three. Oh, yeah. Exactly.

14:47

Yeah, this is a large breed

14:49

dog. So they're larger gangliers. They're

14:51

big. But I mean, for fuck's

14:54

sake, she was in control of him. Her.

14:58

It was a working dog, though, Jody. Not

15:01

all working dogs actually end up

15:03

working out at their place. Exactly.

15:06

And you know what? She said,

15:08

it was a hard decision. No, it

15:10

wasn't. You went to the truck, you

15:12

brought her the gravel pit, and that

15:14

moment. That wasn't a hard decision. You

15:16

didn't take weeks or months or a

15:18

day even to fucking deal

15:21

with this shit. Yeah. No, you

15:23

were mad. The moment she was pissed off,

15:25

she said, I quote, I hated that dog.

15:27

So fuck her and her fucking,

15:30

fucking fuck, fuckness. I

15:32

hope that people understand from this that what

15:34

the point of this story is, is that

15:37

most politicians, they will run from the truth.

15:40

They will shy away and hide from

15:42

making tough decisions. I don't do either

15:44

of those. I tell the truth

15:46

and I make tough decisions. People attacked me during

15:48

COVID for keeping my state open. They

15:51

called me wrong and attacked me night after

15:53

night on TV for not doing mandates and

15:55

not forcing people to get vaccines or wear

15:57

masks. They're doing it again now. She's

16:00

not only willing to murder puppies, but

16:02

she's also willing to endanger the lives

16:04

of her own constituents. Yes. Her

16:07

faith. No normal human feelings

16:09

on this person at all. She's an

16:11

sociopath. So totally like... She's

16:13

Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah. It requires

16:16

a special lack of empathy to be

16:18

able to muster the ability to do

16:20

something like this, which... And as I

16:22

was saying before... And the whole idea

16:24

of hate killing things you hate, if

16:26

not cool. Right. Right. We

16:29

all have hated things that we didn't kill. We

16:31

hate going to the doctor. We hate... I

16:35

mean, that's the thing. Even farmers

16:37

who have to kill as a matter

16:39

of course when they kill their cattle

16:41

or pigs or chickens or

16:43

whatever, it's not out of rage. Yeah. Right.

16:47

We don't kill out of anger. Responsible people

16:49

do not kill out of anger, is what

16:51

I'm trying to say here. That is a

16:53

really scary... I

16:55

mean, I can tell on her and who

16:58

she is. And

17:00

how she thinks her... Are

17:02

appropriate ways to handle anger. Yeah. And

17:05

thank you for saying that, David, because that

17:07

actually completed my thought from before. Like the

17:09

difference between hunters and what Kristi Noem did.

17:12

Two different forms of a lack

17:14

of empathy where at least one

17:16

has some sort of non-malicious intent.

17:19

Or at least that... Exactly. You didn't want

17:21

food. Allegedly. Or I mean, yeah, the

17:23

trophy from hunters. I don't like

17:26

the trophy hunters. No, the trophy hunters

17:28

excluded. That's for

17:30

the pure fun of murdering, majestic,

17:32

often endangered animals. Trust me, I

17:34

went to a house that had that and I was like, uh-uh-uh. Yeah,

17:37

fuck this. Yeah. When I

17:39

talk about hunters, I'm talking about hunters who legitimately hunt for food

17:41

and it's part of their process. And they sit in them and

17:43

they do the right thing. You

17:45

know, they honor the animal that

17:47

they just murdered. Sure. And

17:50

that I think... And they don't hate it. They

17:52

don't hate it. Exactly. Totally emotionally

17:54

neutral about it. It's just a deer. Yeah,

17:56

as much as I can't relate to that

17:58

kind of mindset, then... I'm with you

18:00

on Bob, I'm with you Bob. Which is straight up

18:02

murder and animal right in front of you. It's just

18:04

impossible for me to imagine ever doing... I could never

18:07

do that. Irrespective of the reason or cause, right? But

18:10

on some level I can understand

18:12

that some people see that as

18:14

a legitimate means of capturing and

18:16

killing food, etc. And

18:18

that's a thing. And I get that. And

18:20

that's on a completely different level as to what Kristi

18:22

Noem was doing. Completely different level as to what trophy

18:24

hunters like Don Jr. and Eric Trump do with those

18:27

horrendous photos. My name's Eric. I was a

18:29

court! I

18:33

think the reason Eric showed up in court

18:35

was because Lawrence O'Donnell has been relentlessly trolling

18:37

Donald Trump about his family not showing up.

18:39

In fact, speaking of Jeffrey Dahmer, Lawrence O'Donnell

18:41

said at a show late last week... Even

18:44

Dahmer's parents came to court. Even Dahmer's parents were there

18:46

for his son. And

18:50

you know Donald Trump sees every single one of those things. But we're going

18:52

to get to the court thing in a second. One

18:54

last note on the Republican Party's

18:56

penchant for cruelty to animals. The

18:59

House Republicans voted to remove

19:01

protections for endangered wolves this

19:04

week. So

19:06

all the while they're all condemning Kristi

19:08

Noem. Yeah, Palin's really happy because she

19:10

can go into helicopter again. Yeah, yeah.

19:13

So the House of Representatives on Tuesday passed

19:15

a bill that would remove endangered species protections

19:17

for the gray wolf across

19:19

much of the country, sparking outrage

19:21

among conservationists. Naturally, this

19:23

legislation was sponsored by someone

19:25

named Lauren Boebert. Who

19:29

they describe here. Oh, she knows how to

19:31

Boebert. She's handy-dandy. She's been having danger. Yeah.

19:34

Mm-hmm. The White House on Monday announced

19:37

its strong opposition to the measure, thank

19:39

you President Biden, indicating a likely veto

19:41

from Biden if it reaches his

19:43

desk. I don't think the

19:45

Senate will approve it. In October 2020,

19:48

former President Donald Trump removed gray wolves

19:50

from their protected species status, which was

19:52

put in place in the 1970s after

19:54

their near extinction in the continental United

19:57

States. How dare us.

20:00

We've caused the extinction of so

20:02

many species of beautiful animals in

20:04

this world and Yeah,

20:07

it's a disgusting horrible

20:09

shame upon Humanity

20:12

that we don't have more respect for Ecology

20:15

and the animals around us. Well,

20:17

have you ever seen the video

20:19

of wolves coming back? Yeah,

20:22

how that helps the ecology? Of course

20:24

it does. Of course it does. Yes

20:27

an amazing video I think it was I don't

20:29

know it was PBS or something and I

20:31

saw it again when I visited wolves And I

20:33

got to meet some wolves. I met a wolf

20:35

pack. It was amazing. Yeah, and they

20:39

showed the video and I'm like and

20:42

It's like wolves coming back.

20:45

I don't know helps the deer.

20:47

Yeah the fish helps Everything

20:50

in our environment and so Making

20:54

us make them extinct again. Not

20:56

a good idea Yeah, well Republicans

20:59

love going in helicopters and shooting wolves

21:01

from a distance safety apparently. Oh, yeah,

21:03

because they're brave people That's manly. Yeah

21:05

manly totally manly alpha is what they

21:07

call it macho A

21:09

quarter million wolves once roamed from

21:11

coast to coast before European colonizers

21:13

Embarked on campaigns of eradication that

21:15

persisted in the 20th century and

21:17

all but wiped them out today

21:19

They number around five thousand in

21:21

the continental United States Thanks to

21:23

their listing on the endangered species

21:25

act not of Donald Trump and

21:28

the Republicans have anything to say about it Nobody's

21:31

next Get

21:33

him Fucking

21:35

get him. Yeah first ever going to the

21:37

ocean in his life, right? Well,

21:40

I mean wolves by the way at I've

21:42

met them and they're not like

21:44

coyotes coyotes are different Yeah, they

21:47

they won't want to hurt human.

21:49

Yeah Wolves on the other hand You're

21:53

like, hi Hi,

21:57

hello good day friends

22:00

with a wolf. A friend of mine is a

22:02

friend of my husband, it's Native American, and they're

22:05

the only people actually who are legally allowed to

22:07

own full-blooded wolves. In the US, and

22:09

they had a lady, a mama wolf, who was a

22:11

rescue, who I

22:13

think had been injured and I don't know, she'd grown up

22:16

with humans, but her name was Callie,

22:18

and she was amazing. Yeah.

22:20

So smart. They're big.

22:22

So smart. They're big

22:24

and super smart, and

22:26

I met one named Phoebe, which was the

22:28

first dog I ever grew up with, by

22:30

the way, and she was the leader of

22:32

the pack that I met, and she came

22:34

up to Lonnie right up to us, and

22:36

she was like sleeping. She was

22:38

all cool, and then all these

22:40

other wolves, they were just like, as

22:43

soon as they're socialized, they're

22:45

cool. Yeah. And they will

22:48

not, they're not like coyotes. Coyotes are

22:50

different. They will hurt

22:52

you if they're... Coyotes are like hyenas. They're like...

22:54

They're a little bit, yeah, they're a little

22:56

bit like that. So coyotes, I mean, you

22:58

can have a trained coyote, but you'd really...

23:01

So what you're saying is, we should drive the

23:03

coyotes to extinction, but leave the wolves alone. No!

23:06

I don't want to drive anybody

23:08

no extinction. No! That

23:10

may be Republican. That's a good joke. And

23:12

by the way, the reason we're leading with

23:15

the Kristi Noem story is

23:17

not only because it's horrendous and because I

23:20

love animals. I'm an animal rights

23:22

guy. I think animals, especially dogs,

23:24

should have a non-human personhood

23:26

status in the world. I agree. And

23:29

there's a whole list of other animals

23:31

that I believe should have that status as well.

23:33

On top of that, if

23:36

this had been Hillary Clinton who

23:38

shot a puppy in the face

23:40

because it was too happy, oh

23:43

my god, the Republicans would still be screaming about

23:45

it if it happened in 2010 or 2005 or...

23:50

It happened in 1978. Yes. They

23:52

would still be screaming about it. They would have

23:54

burned her at the stake by now. Yes. And

23:57

I refuse to give Kristi Noem a pass. Yes,

23:59

I get it. it's a hard topic to

24:01

talk about and it's very hard for me.

24:03

It grinds me directly at my

24:06

core values as a human being.

24:09

And so therefore to emphasize this, not only

24:11

has a political effect, but it also has

24:13

an emotional and psychological effect for those of

24:15

us talking about it. Because I think the

24:17

more we go over it, the

24:19

more we can put it in its proper

24:22

context, the more we can absorb

24:24

it and grieve about it and then

24:26

move on with it. I

24:28

mean, even Marjorie Taylor Greene didn't brag

24:30

about killing animals. Yeah, that's right. It's

24:33

an amazing thing to say. Yeah, it

24:36

would be a bridge too far, even

24:38

for Marjorie Taylor Greene and-

24:40

Carrie Lang's got a picture of her and

24:42

her puppy. Yeah, I mean, but Lauren- I

24:44

think whoever edited that book for

24:46

the publisher hated Christina.

24:49

It's like, yeah, I think we

24:51

should absolutely leave that story in, Governor. Interesting, yeah, that's

24:53

a great pick. We talked about that the other day.

24:55

Oh no, this person was like, I'm gonna destroy her.

24:59

This is such a fucking nightmare, helping her do this book. I

25:01

helped, yeah. We are gonna

25:03

put that in there and it is gonna end her

25:05

career. I think we should put it early in the

25:07

book too. So it's like in chapter two or three.

25:09

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. This is one of

25:12

those cases where the editor grabbed Kristi Noem by the

25:14

hand and said, walk

25:16

this way, Kristi, I'm gonna show you

25:18

to your propeller. Here you go, what

25:20

is your propeller? Oh, there he goes,

25:22

there she, he fell right

25:24

into the propeller. So wet

25:27

in here now. Yeah, we're gonna sell

25:29

a ton of books thanks to that propeller.

25:31

Thank you so much, Kristi Noem. Yeah, no,

25:33

that editor was like, I'm gonna murder you.

25:36

This is the end of your career.

25:38

God, I hope so. This is going

25:40

in, I'm gonna fight for this. That's

25:43

the editor's thing. They probably got paid like upfront, like

25:45

I don't need any back end on this, just pay me

25:48

my fee and I will walk away. Yep,

25:50

okay, so next up

25:52

here, that six week abortion ban

25:55

in Florida is now officially in

25:57

effect. Motherfuckers.

26:00

Yeah, this is... It's been that way

26:02

in Georgia, if you guys do.

26:04

So if a woman in Key West needs

26:06

an abortion, the closest place she can go

26:08

in the continental US anyway

26:10

is Charlotte, North Carolina. Wow, okay. Jesus, that's so

26:12

far. God damn. Yeah, and of course 12-year-olds aren't

26:14

going to be able to do that. Well, it's

26:16

just a bus ride, guys. Yeah, it's just a

26:18

bus ride. Give me a simple... This is a

26:20

72-hour bus ride. Yeah,

26:24

Jesus. So this is

26:26

on the march across the country, and Donald Trump

26:28

is at all of his rallies right now going,

26:30

yeah, not only is Roe v. Wade leaving

26:32

it to the states, but everyone loves the

26:34

fact that Roe v. Wade has gone. Even

26:36

Democrats, even liberals are telling me... And

26:39

this is like, he's now doing the

26:41

thing. I overheard some Democrats in a

26:44

posh hipster coffee shop saying that Roe

26:47

v. Wade was a disaster for

26:49

the country. But meantime,

26:51

the Arizona State Senate voted to

26:53

repeal that 1864 ban. So

26:57

it was already repealed in the House. It got

26:59

repealed in the Senate. Obviously, Katie Hobbs is going

27:01

to sign that repeal. However,

27:04

there is an asterisk next to this

27:06

story. And the

27:08

asterisk says, it's going to

27:10

be a while before this

27:12

law is actually repealed. It

27:15

doesn't go into effect. I don't know what I

27:17

would get. The fucking law has co-ended, like the

27:19

abortion bans go into effect at like the stroke

27:21

of midnight. But undoing

27:23

them, that's going to take several months. Of

27:25

course. Yes. That's

27:28

the fuckery from the Republican Party. Okay, we

27:30

got to do this. And honestly, who cares

27:33

about the women whose lives

27:35

and health and emotional well-being

27:37

are forever altered in

27:39

the meantime. Right. Well,

27:41

I mean, obviously, the mission is to elect

27:44

Donald Trump. And so consequently, the Republicans are

27:46

like, well, I guess we got to do

27:48

this. But you know what? We're

27:50

going to put a little poison pill in there, too. We're going

27:52

to make sure that it doesn't go into effect. In fact, it

27:54

won't go into effect until 90 days after

27:57

the legislature adjourns, which will be

27:59

months. and months and months from now.

28:02

So we're looking at like six,

28:04

seven months before this 1864 law

28:06

will literally be repealed. In the

28:08

meantime, even though Katie Hobbs

28:11

has said she's not going to enforce

28:13

this law, there

28:15

will still be people caught up in the

28:17

dragnet. There will still be doctors who will

28:19

refuse to do abortions on people who desperately

28:21

need it. There still could

28:23

very easily be one or more

28:25

deaths. I mean, someone was on MSNBC saying,

28:27

someone's gonna die. And I was like, well,

28:29

it's I think gonna be more than one

28:31

person, but one person is enough. So

28:34

that's still a possibility here. But there

28:36

are too many, but that's what I'm

28:38

saying. But I mean, the side of

28:40

this that we don't often consider is

28:43

that even with exceptions, this

28:46

kind of law, and even the law

28:48

in Florida, especially the law in Florida, is

28:50

gonna make it impossible for doctors to actually

28:53

do any sort of abortions, no matter what

28:55

the circumstances are, because they don't want the

28:57

inquest. They don't want the legal issues. They

28:59

don't want the looky-loos and the spies. Their

29:02

lawyers are gonna be on them. And

29:04

lawyers should not be involved with

29:06

medical care. Right, right. No. I

29:10

mean. But oh my God, here we are. Yeah,

29:12

I guess if there is any relief in

29:15

all of this, it's the

29:17

fact that Donald Trump confessed while he was

29:19

doing playpen talk the other day, outside the

29:21

courtroom. He said that he'd

29:23

much rather be in states like Georgia and

29:25

Florida, ones that are quote unquote

29:28

in play. He referred to Florida as

29:30

a state that is in play right

29:32

now, to the point where he needs

29:34

to campaign in Florida, a state that

29:37

he's won twice in a row. So

29:40

the very fact that Donald Trump has to

29:42

campaign in Florida indicates that he's got internal

29:44

polling, showing that this abortion issue, among many

29:47

other things, is gonna cause

29:49

a serious headache for him in November,

29:51

as far as the election goes. So.

29:54

Yeah. Go ahead. I think he's gonna bomb

29:56

like Mondale. I think it's gonna be that bad. I mean. I

29:59

helped him. Fingers crossed. We were

30:01

talking before the show about our

30:03

levels of anxiety right now, and that's

30:05

got to be way up there. The

30:08

election is probably second on my list

30:10

of things generating anxiety,

30:12

and I'm still optimistic about how

30:14

it's going to turn out. The

30:16

metrics are all indicating. The

30:20

polling aside, and I saw a fucking

30:22

Zogby poll going around today. For

30:24

God's sake, please don't share the Zogby poll. The

30:26

Zogby poll has been bullshit for the last 15

30:29

years at least. But

30:32

anyway. The Wisconsin one where

30:35

Trump wins? Well, Zogby had a

30:37

national poll out indicating that RFK Jr.

30:39

would do better against Trump than Joe

30:41

Biden. If RFK Jr. was the... Oh,

30:43

how lame. And they

30:45

even had the electoral map and all that bullshit. That

30:48

is 100% bullshit. Boom

30:50

shoot. Boom shoot. Boom

30:52

shoot. It is not valid, the Zogby poll. Anything

30:55

that has Zogby's name on it is going

30:57

to be bullshit. Boom shoot. Right. So

31:00

you can ignore that, but still, I

31:02

mean, the stakes of the election are

31:04

worse than they've ever been, and

31:07

I feel like too many on

31:09

the left are kind of losing the narrative a

31:12

little bit. And we're going

31:14

to talk about exactly that thing here

31:16

when we come back in the context

31:18

of the situation on college

31:20

campuses right now in New York and

31:22

California. And yeah,

31:25

it's going to be one of those segments where

31:27

we've got to talk about this because I'm

31:30

beginning to get concerned that

31:32

the violence that's happening right

31:34

now is going to be

31:36

counterproductive for our chances in

31:38

November. Obviously. Instigators.

31:40

Yeah. Instigators.

31:42

Instigators. Right. I

31:44

don't want to get too much into it now before the break, so I'm

31:46

going to stop talking and we're going to take a short break. And when

31:49

we come back, we'll get into the protests

31:51

and USC, Columbia, et

31:53

cetera. And Joe Biden's

31:55

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31:58

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you got to be following him on social media as

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there. Where he's got

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a theme like, the end credits over a

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buddy pop movie from 1983 would sound like

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35:22

Thank you for doing that. Okay, it

35:24

seems to me like raising

35:27

awareness about the very real

35:29

threat to democracy should

35:31

be maybe the subject of national protests against Trump.

35:34

I'm just saying that there can be protests in

35:36

support of the Palestinian people. I'm fine with that.

35:39

There can be protests in support of the Israeli people. Fine with that

35:41

too. As long as

35:43

they're peaceful protests. Absolutely.

35:46

However, I'm a little concerned

35:48

that we're losing the narrative here. I

35:51

mean, democracy is on the

35:53

ballot in November. And when we

35:55

say democracy is on the ballot, I'm wondering

35:57

if that kind of framing is even resonating

35:59

with the people, almost like

36:01

saying, like the peanuts adults

36:03

just going wah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

36:06

ah, ah, ah, ah, and that's what

36:08

people hear. I mean we're

36:10

talking about endless tyranny, where

36:12

Donald Trump becomes president and

36:14

then he doesn't leave office, and

36:16

then he abuses that power to

36:18

do all kinds of horrible things

36:21

that will entirely destabilize the

36:23

United States and probably the globe

36:25

around us. Yes. I

36:28

don't know that I see the

36:31

dissatisfaction on campus as

36:34

translating to thinking that the Trump administration

36:36

is going to be better on these

36:39

issues. Right. But,

36:41

I mean, in terms of just like who's

36:43

voting for what and the kind

36:45

of disenchantment people are having with

36:47

the current administration's Israel policy, I

36:51

don't think that there's a through line

36:53

to not voting for Trump

36:55

and to Trump winning the election. Well,

36:58

I mean, what I'm wondering is if the violence

37:00

is going to generate support for Donald Trump who

37:02

claims to be the law and order president despite

37:04

the fact that he's on trial in four different

37:07

venues and all of this is- Did it work

37:09

in 2020? Well-

37:11

Because there was a violent ass summer,

37:13

I don't know if you remember. Yeah,

37:15

but the protests were against conservatism specifically.

37:17

I mean, we're talking about protests,

37:20

BLM protests after George Floyd that were geared

37:23

towards- White nationalism. Police

37:25

violence, it was geared around civil

37:28

rights, which is typically a left

37:30

issue. And therefore the

37:32

target of those protests was conservative

37:34

governance, people like Donald Trump, people

37:36

like the Republican Party. And so

37:38

that's where- but right now you've

37:40

got protesters on college campuses chanting

37:42

fuck Joe Biden. Palestinian and Israeli. Yeah.

37:46

Together. Well, there was

37:48

one protest that I saw yesterday where

37:50

I think Aaron Rupar shared the video,

37:52

where on one side of this square

37:54

on this college campus, on one side

37:56

you had pro Trump people chanting fuck

37:58

Joe Biden and the camera- over

38:00

and it's a pro-Palestinian group

38:03

also chanting fuck Joe Biden. Yep.

38:06

And so to me the consequence

38:08

of that is elevating Donald

38:10

Trump. When you're talking

38:12

about fuck Joe Biden, what

38:14

you're also saying is then therefore what's the

38:16

alternative? Well it's Donald Trump. Or at the

38:18

very least it's we're not gonna

38:21

vote at all in this election or we're

38:23

going to write in a third-party candidate like

38:25

RFK Jr. or whoever and so this

38:28

to me directly affects the

38:30

ability of the Democrats to get a

38:32

foothold at the very least with young

38:34

people. And so plus

38:36

the law and order thing generates

38:38

more anti-democratic sentiment. So yeah.

38:42

David? David? In my

38:44

gut I just I don't feel like this translates to thinking

38:46

that Trump is gonna do a better job and I don't

38:49

think those people voted last time

38:51

anyway. Yeah. You know like I just

38:54

young Gen Z on that level is kind of I

38:56

mean there is a there's a slice of you know

38:59

Joe Rogan listening like apathetic

39:01

Gen Z that's never gonna vote

39:03

anyway. That's kind of

39:05

true. I mean and there's people on the far left

39:07

you know the Michael Tracys of the world that were never

39:09

I mean I just I don't like I

39:12

don't see this becoming I mean

39:14

the Democrats would have to go out

39:16

of their way to jump into this

39:18

wood chipper I feel like because the

39:20

other side is so bad on these

39:22

it's so much worse that I just

39:24

I you know I don't see people

39:26

being quite as stupid in that particular

39:28

calculus I don't

39:31

know maybe I'm wrong why I just you

39:33

know you have to remember like Trump never

39:35

in his entire presidency topped

39:37

45-46% of approval. I just

39:42

I feel like it's an all-hands-on-deck situation

39:44

and any group that we lose as

39:47

far as support goes is damaging in

39:49

a time and I'm always saying that

39:51

so listeners you can say this along

39:53

with me at a time when elections

39:55

are decided by one or two percentage

39:58

points that could generate

40:00

the difference in one swing state

40:02

or one precinct or somewhere that

40:04

would cause a Critical

40:06

mass electing Donald Trump then and it's

40:09

only the electoral college would be gone.

40:12

Yeah, I don't know I get that I just I

40:14

don't know having like by a really sick

40:16

this last year I'm like, this is not gonna be

40:19

one of the things that I'm gonna allow to keep

40:21

me up at night. Well, I Six

40:23

months, you know, it's just not I mean

40:27

Not Vietnam, yeah, it's not Vietnam It's

40:29

just not our war if somebody else is fucking

40:31

war in that asshole Just wants to

40:33

keep it going to get Trump back in office.

40:35

So fuck Netanyahu Thank

40:38

you, Jody and I hope you're

40:40

right that it's not really gonna have

40:42

any effect Electorially whatsoever. Okay. I'm saying

40:44

that I'm saying that it might be

40:46

statistically invisible Okay, just in the regard the

40:48

same thing. Yeah. Well, but also there's

40:50

just enough real-life shit that could hit

40:52

me in the face in the next

40:54

six months But that

40:56

particular thing I like that's gonna be

40:58

I'm gonna let that be an illusion

41:00

and just stay in over there in

41:02

that category Yeah, it's like actually like

41:04

happened. I can't I can't worry about

41:06

that well, it's difficult to know

41:09

exactly how this will affect the

41:11

election because obviously, we can't

41:13

trust the polls and I think the

41:15

blindness that we have the the

41:17

inability to kind of forecast using

41:21

All the metrics at our disposal we which we can't

41:23

we have to discount a lot of what we're seeing

41:25

as far as polling numbers go and that's

41:28

that's what's causing me some anxiety because

41:30

I Used to rely

41:32

on the polls to kind of give me a

41:34

sense of where the national temperature was like

41:37

say Okay, does it seem like we're

41:39

leaning in this direction? Does it seem

41:41

like the momentum is going toward a

41:43

Democratic victory in November? I

41:45

don't know how people in

41:47

swing states swing voters are

41:49

perceiving these protests All I

41:52

know is what the precedent is that

41:54

we've seen which is at one

41:56

point when there were these kinds of protests

41:59

Which will probably happen at the

42:01

Chicago convention in

42:04

August. And so I can't

42:07

help but to think back to 1968 and

42:09

what happened in Chicago there and how

42:11

that damaged the Democratic Party. I mean

42:13

talk about the Democrats in disarray thing.

42:16

I mean that amplified it and we

42:18

know what was the cause of it. We know

42:20

the people who were responsible for the violence that

42:22

took place outside the 1968 convention

42:26

and they will probably be there again.

42:28

I mean, Jody you said before the

42:30

break. There's probably instigators in these crowds

42:32

who are generating a lot of the

42:34

violence for malicious reasons, for

42:37

counterproductive reasons, for reasons of damaging

42:39

Trump supporters. Yeah, damaging Democrats. This

42:41

is the other thing that I

42:43

don't think I could protesters are

42:46

not completely naive. They've done a

42:48

lot of marching over the last few years and they know, you

42:51

know, like they know like these people are trying

42:53

to make trouble. I remember we had I mean

42:55

there was a demonstration of downtown and Governor Kemp,

42:58

you know, old brand, was trying to

43:00

have the National Guard like right at the edge

43:02

of town waiting to come roaring in and take

43:04

over downtown Athens. And there were crisis, I

43:07

mean not crisis actors, but agitators there.

43:09

Yeah. People who were trying to achieve

43:11

that outcome. And the people

43:13

who were actually part of the Democratic groups

43:15

here in Athens and the grassroots groups cleared

43:19

out of downtown and we're like nope, we're noping at

43:21

the fuck down. And we're like nope, we're

43:23

noping at the fuck out of here. We see

43:25

what you're trying to do. Been there, done that.

43:27

And we have a strategy for it. Yeah. Because

43:29

we thought ahead. You know, I

43:31

don't think we're as naive as we were as

43:33

a country and as a group, a protest movement

43:35

as we were in 1968. Yeah, yeah. I

43:38

mean that's a pretty good point. I

43:40

think as I observe these

43:42

things though, I go back to my original point

43:45

which is that as I

43:47

observe these protests and and

43:49

specifically the violent chaotic ones, I

43:52

think about good God. Knowing

43:55

what we know about what a second Donald

43:57

Trump term would look like, Where

44:00

are the protests against that? Where are the

44:02

protests to raise awareness about what's gonna happen?

44:04

And that would be the purpose of those

44:06

protests. It would be a matter of making

44:08

sure that voters are educated

44:11

about Donald Trump's plans for

44:13

his second term and what

44:15

that will mean for not

44:17

just people who follow politics,

44:19

but for all of us,

44:21

because the destabilization of this

44:23

country means economic calamity, means

44:25

civil rights calamities, means body

44:27

autonomy calamities. All of

44:29

us getting arrested. Well, I mean, I don't know

44:31

what's happening on campuses, though. I mean, they're not

44:33

just protesting the war. They're

44:35

protesting the fact that a chunk of their tuition

44:38

is going to buy munitions in this war. And

44:42

that's what the people on Fox

44:44

News are completely omitting from the

44:46

narrative, is that they're not

44:48

just there to protest American

44:50

involvement in Israel's policy. Divest,

44:53

divest, divest. Yeah, it's the fact

44:55

that their tuition money, which they

44:57

are going into debt to

45:00

spend, is financing

45:03

companies that invest in these wars. And

45:05

so, it's complicated. But protesting

45:08

against a second Trump term

45:11

is an abstraction that hasn't happened

45:13

yet. It's like protesting against

45:16

white privilege. It's like

45:18

that's, I mean, it is a thing,

45:20

but it's not, it's like a condition, not

45:23

a specific act of violence. Do

45:25

you feel what I'm saying? Yeah, and I

45:28

find that frustrating, and I get it. And

45:30

it's a realistic take, David. But I think

45:33

it's frustrating because the context

45:36

for those protests would

45:38

end up having to be after it's too late then. Because

45:41

if the protest is reacting

45:43

to Donald Trump's tyranny, then that would

45:45

have to happen after Donald Trump has

45:47

already seized office and is doing his

45:50

worst. And then, then, at that point,

45:52

it's too late. Donald Trump is deploying

45:54

the military to shoot protesters,

45:56

to arrest protesters, to

45:58

deport protesters. And then, god

46:01

damn it, talk about squelching free speech

46:03

and free assembly. I mean, the effect

46:05

of that will be enormous. Take a

46:08

breath. Yeah. I

46:10

think women are fired up enough that they're going to

46:12

the polls regardless. Oh, I think so, too. I think

46:14

so, too. Yeah. Because it's just

46:16

like the whole idea of, you know, going to

46:18

bed on Tuesday and waking up

46:20

on Wednesday with fewer rights, that's not a

46:22

thing that America is used to doing. Yeah.

46:26

Yeah. And, you know, that's

46:28

marching backwards into history, which I

46:30

don't – that's not our way. Yeah. And

46:33

I feel like that's enough women are – I mean, like I

46:35

said, enough women are fired up and pissed off that I feel

46:37

like they're coming to the polls. And I

46:39

just – Even

46:41

Republican women are pissed off.

46:43

Yeah. I just –

46:45

my thing – It's very weird. My

46:48

ballerina, for sure. It's worth – my

46:50

thing, though, is priorities. You

46:53

know, I'm trying to at least use whatever teeny

46:55

tiny platform I have to kind of realign those

46:57

priorities a bit. And, you know, obviously,

46:59

unless other people join in, it's a futile effort, but I feel

47:01

like I got to at least cry. You know what? I

47:04

got to look at myself in the mirror and sleep at night after this

47:06

is all over if it goes the wrong

47:08

way and say, well, you know, I did what I

47:10

could to warn people. And so there's

47:12

at least that teeny tiny shred of

47:14

comfort. You know, it's something we absolutely

47:16

can do, though. Yeah. And

47:19

the other thing is write to the

47:21

ombudsman of the New York Times, write

47:23

to the ombudsman of National Public Radio,

47:25

write to the ombudsman of MSNBC and

47:27

say, I'm really disappointed with

47:30

the way you're covering this. Yeah. Yeah.

47:33

This is life or death for democracy. You

47:35

guys need to start using the F word

47:37

for fascism. We should just, like, publish that,

47:39

like, at the end of each show or

47:41

at least at some point in your show.

47:43

Here's the ombudsman's email address for NPR, for

47:45

the New York Times. Thank you. and

48:00

steering the coverage. And if enough public pressure

48:02

comes to bear on legacy

48:04

media, they might finally turn the ship a

48:07

degree or two. Yeah. What about some protests

48:09

outside the New York Times building in New

48:11

York? Maybe that would be applicable. Maybe that

48:13

would be a good use of time. That's

48:15

one way to get a

48:18

message to AD Salsberger. Charge

48:21

the letters in emails and cancel those descriptions.

48:23

That's really where we need to go. Yeah.

48:25

And yeah,

48:28

let's do that. By the next episode, I'm going

48:30

to bring you guys the email

48:32

addresses, at least, of the Ombuds

48:35

persons of various news

48:37

organizations so that we can start trying to

48:39

impact coverage. Do that. Because

48:41

that's what's really going to move the needle. Yeah.

48:43

Do that. Let's do that. Let's do that next

48:45

Thursday. Sounds good. In the meantime, here's Donald Trump

48:47

just yesterday at his rally. Listen to

48:49

this. This is the guy where all

48:52

of his rallies so far, at least

48:54

in the last week or so, there

48:56

haven't been any pro-Palestinian protesters outside of

48:59

Donald Trump's rally. So let's listen to

49:01

this. That isn't getting any

49:03

protest. But it should be no surprise that

49:06

in addition to the millions and millions

49:08

of people invading our country from the

49:10

border, Crooked Joe is now

49:12

reportedly planning, this is wonderful news for

49:15

you people in Wisconsin, to

49:17

bring massive numbers of Gazans from

49:19

the Middle East. No. All

49:22

live to your American towns, your towns

49:24

and villages. Villages.

49:27

The towns and villages. Making this up.

49:29

Yeah. Well, of course he is. But

49:31

you know what? Villages. Yeah. Listen, it's

49:33

actually making him chuckle a little bit.

49:35

And Donald Trump never laughs. And

49:38

this is, he's so excited about this

49:40

because he knows he can continue to

49:42

lie about it and demagogue it. So

49:44

let's get back into it. Accepting people

49:46

from Gaza, lots of people from

49:48

Gaza. And

49:51

various other places. Yemen, lots of

49:53

other places. You know, just

49:55

let the world simmer down a little bit,

49:58

please. He's now delivering thousands of... announced

50:00

last night, he's going to deliver thousands of people

50:02

to a town near you. Joe Biden

50:05

seems to determine to, he's just

50:07

determined to create the

50:09

conditions for an October 7th style attack right

50:11

here in America. It's going to happen with

50:13

all of these. I'm going to stop there.

50:16

You get the idea, right? You get

50:18

the idea that, okay, there's protesters

50:20

lying sack of shit on college campuses

50:22

right now chanting fuck Joe Biden and

50:24

using the epithet genocide

50:26

Joe and this guy

50:29

who fucking hates the Gazans and

50:31

we're probably carpet bomb Gaza right

50:33

alongside Benjamin Netanyahu. And

50:35

the New York minute. Yeah. On top

50:37

of arresting what he considers to

50:40

be pro Hamas protesters and deporting

50:42

them. This

50:44

is the guy who's not being protested at all, at

50:47

all by anyone who's pro

50:49

Palestinian, pro Muslim, pro Arab. What's

50:52

not happening? I don't know why. I

50:55

think I know why. That's a lot of people like

50:57

a priorities. Yeah. They're just because it's

50:59

like, they're not going to get any attention there.

51:01

You know, that's useless. It may

51:03

be. You know why? It's an open hole.

51:07

David. Yeah. It's

51:09

basically because most

51:11

of this shit is done by

51:13

the Russians, the Chinese. Yeah,

51:16

that too. Saudis.

51:18

This is all that. Guys, if

51:21

actual pro Palestinians really

51:24

wanted to protest, they

51:26

would protest that motherfucking

51:29

vagina neck motherfucker. I'm

51:32

sorry. You're

51:35

in a mood today, Jody. I'm just kind

51:38

of loving her. You're like extra spicy. I'm

51:40

in a mood. As

51:42

soon as you start, I just like kind of

51:45

sit back and I go, I'm just going to

51:47

enjoy this. Take a sip of my coffee and

51:49

just take it all in. Seriously. I mean,

51:52

if these motherfuckers really knew what

51:54

that motherfucker would do to their

51:56

cause, they would protest him.

52:00

time, here's a so-called... I think it's

52:02

the same reason that back in blogosphere

52:04

1.0, the

52:07

purity police would come harass us in the

52:09

comment section of our blogs instead of going

52:11

and bothering Glenn Beck or somebody. I know.

52:14

Exactly. You're right. Because

52:16

they know that they actually can get some

52:18

traction from us because we're

52:20

supposedly on the same side. Yeah. Yeah,

52:24

I get that. You know, look, I

52:26

hope the protesters will... And they don't have to

52:29

tell anybody they're going to do it, but

52:31

I hope they do end up voting in

52:34

this election and voting the right way. I

52:36

mean, again, you can use your leverage

52:38

and not mention who you plan to

52:40

vote for. Just use the optics of

52:43

the protests to push Joe

52:45

Biden in the direction you want him to go. But

52:47

at the end of the day, the logical thing to

52:50

do, the self-preservational thing

52:52

to do is to

52:54

vote for Joe Biden. Again, you

52:57

can keep it quiet. You can keep it hush-hush. You

52:59

don't have to tell. You can still do it. Here's...

53:01

By the way, speaking of Joe Biden, he had some remarks

53:03

this morning. I think it was this morning, wasn't it, Jody?

53:07

Talking about the protesters. Yes. It

53:10

was... Let's just say it's recent. Here's the

53:12

president in the White House sometime

53:14

in the last, let's say, 24 hours. Let

53:17

me be clear. Peaceful

53:19

protest in America. Peaceful

53:21

protest is not protected. Peaceful

53:24

protest is. It's against

53:26

the law when violence occurs. Destroying

53:28

property is not a peaceful protest.

53:30

It's against the law. Vandalism,

53:34

trespassing, breaking windows, shutting down

53:36

campuses, forcing the cancellation of

53:38

classes and graduations. None of

53:40

this is a peaceful protest.

53:43

Threatening people, intimidating people, instilling fear

53:45

in people is not a peaceful

53:48

protest. It's against the law. Dissent

53:51

is essential to democracy, but dissent

53:53

must never lead to disorder or to

53:55

deny the rights of others so students

53:57

can finish the semester and their college.

54:00

education. Yeah, thank you, Mr.

54:02

President. He got wrong.

54:04

Conversely, Donald Trump is on record

54:10

literally, but Mark Esper is on record

54:12

as saying that Donald Trump wanted to

54:15

shoot protesters

54:20

in Lafayette Square. And

54:23

of course, Bill Barr's excuse is, well,

54:25

he didn't do it. So it must

54:27

be okay. We had, we had people

54:29

to protect him. No sweat. I mean,

54:31

we got it stopped and then Caitlin

54:33

Collins was like, wait, because it stopped. Yeah.

54:36

He talks about that. I mean,

54:38

classic, classic Trump. Fuck

54:40

that guy too, by the way. Yeah.

54:43

And speaking of a Caitlin Collins, she stuck

54:45

it to JD Vance on CNN yesterday. I'm

54:47

falling in love with her. This is amazing.

54:49

Yeah. Let's imagine like just all the JD

54:51

Vance kind of guys that she's had to

54:54

fend off, take her hands off her ass

54:56

her whole life. I know. Very true. So

54:58

she's got no time for him. I can't

55:00

wait to hear that. I love the look

55:03

on her face every now and then when she goes, with

55:06

the eyebrows. Yeah. But you can't police

55:09

people for being anti-Israel or pro-Israel. You can't

55:11

police people for violating the law. And we

55:13

have seen some of that with some of

55:15

these protests. Okay. So you agree

55:17

that people who break in and vandalize

55:20

the building should be prosecuted. Exactly.

55:22

Okay. I'm just checking

55:25

because you did help raise money for

55:27

people who did so on January 6th.

55:29

January 6th. Yeah. Impeating an official proceeding,

55:32

breaking into a building that they weren't allowed

55:34

to be in and vandalizing the Capitol. Well,

55:37

Caitlin, I know that this is the obsession of the

55:39

national media to talk about what happened two years ago.

55:43

It's not an obsession, it's just seeing if it's a

55:45

double standard. No, let me, let me answer

55:47

the question, Caitlin. I mean, look, here's my,

55:49

first using her name and that a

55:52

B's are dynamic. Yeah. It's so condescending.

55:55

Yeah. Yeah. Go to prison. If you

55:57

violated the law, you should

55:59

suffer the consequences. But there are people who

56:01

protested on January the 6th who have had

56:03

the complete weight of the Justice Department thrown

56:05

at them when worse Yeah

56:09

for smearing shit on the walls of Congress Literally

56:12

shitting in our hall

56:14

on our government, you know, like I

56:16

mean murdering DC police officers Trying

56:19

to crush them to death But

56:23

just to put an end cap on the

56:26

discussion about the threat to democracy and what

56:28

Trump plans to do Here

56:30

is the great Jimmy Kimmel on his

56:32

show the other night and thank God

56:34

for Kimmel and Colbert Saying

56:37

what needs to be said to national

56:39

audiences on network television. This is beautiful

56:41

all true What I'm about to inform

56:43

you this he says he would carry

56:45

out a deportation Operation to

56:47

remove more than 11 million people from

56:49

the country. He says he would use

56:52

the military to build migrant detention

56:54

camps He would let red states

56:56

monitor women's pregnancies and prosecute those

56:58

who violate abortion bans He would

57:00

at his personal discretion withhold funds

57:03

appropriated by Congress He would fire

57:05

any US attorney who wouldn't carry

57:07

out his order to prosecute He's

57:09

weighing pardons for everyone who attacked

57:12

the Capitol January 6th He

57:14

said he might not come to the aid of

57:16

an ally in Europe or Asia if he felt

57:18

that country wasn't paying enough He would gut the

57:20

civil service He would close the White House

57:22

pandemic preparedness office and staff his administration

57:25

only with those who believe the election

57:28

Was stolen from him and when they asked

57:30

about dictatorship. He said I think a lot

57:32

of people like it And

57:36

he's on the cover of Time magazine he should

57:38

be on the cover of doing Time magazine Well

57:45

said Outstanding

57:48

so yeah a little bit of counterbalance there

57:51

I'm so glad to hear because obviously

57:54

the political issue like okay. I'm not

57:56

crazy right exactly Like

57:58

right someone else hears it this and

58:00

goes, this is absolutely unreasonable, right?

58:02

Yeah. And to me, when

58:04

I said counterbalance, I'm in a counterbalance to the

58:07

political press, which is just completely dropping the ball

58:09

on all this shit. You know

58:11

the people who are informed, people who actually

58:13

read newspapers every day, 70% of

58:16

them are voting for Joe Biden in November. Yeah.

58:19

Amazingly, once people find out what

58:21

is going on, they...

58:24

Is that the truth? Right. They

58:26

lean toward Joe Biden, of course. Yeah. What

58:28

it tells me is that Fox News is so in the

58:30

basket still, because they know just a flick

58:32

of his temper. Yeah. You

58:34

know, if he gets reelected, can just like

58:36

destroy them. And they go in and out

58:38

of favor with him, you know,

58:40

depending on how they're treating him on a daily basis.

58:43

But they're still just, you know, I guess they

58:45

really don't know how to do anything else. No.

58:49

Yeah. By the way, I got in

58:51

a little back and forth with Sarah Kenzie or today. I

58:54

regret to say it, because I generally like Sarah. She's

58:56

been on the show before. In fact, her interview on

58:58

the show is one of the most listened to episodes

59:00

of this podcast. I don't mind saying. But

59:03

I posted my latest article for

59:06

the banter newsletter, the banter.substack.com. And it

59:08

was all about what we've just discussed

59:10

about where are the pro-democracy protests. And

59:13

I said, you know, I posted a little

59:15

burb, which was, I can't figure out exactly

59:18

why there isn't a constant presence of pro-democracy

59:20

demonstrators everywhere Trump goes. There's certainly plenty of

59:22

inciting reasons for it, but it's just not

59:24

happening. And then I linked to the piece.

59:26

And then Sarah Kenzie or responded by saying,

59:29

Trump is a career criminal who committed sedition.

59:31

There are institutions whose job it is to

59:34

hold him accountable and they refuse to do it.

59:37

Why do you think it is the

59:39

responsibility of protesters instead of officials to

59:41

handle sedition and organized crime? In your

59:43

imaginary scenario, whom would these protesters be

59:46

trying to influence? Because the logical answer

59:48

would be the officials in power. Now

59:50

the officials allowing Trump and his criminal

59:52

backers to thrive. Well, first

59:54

of all, I didn't say protesters instead

59:56

of officials. I

59:59

didn't say. That's kind of a

1:00:01

false dichotomy. Yeah. I agree. I

1:00:03

wasn't saying this should be about protestors and not

1:00:06

officials doing the right thing. That was, I think,

1:00:08

pretty clear in the piece. So

1:00:10

I was curious about that. And this is, you know,

1:00:12

the point of the protests would be to, as

1:00:15

I said before, amplify public awareness to

1:00:17

make sure everyone knows what's on the

1:00:19

ballot this November. And it

1:00:21

is democracy or not democracy. That's what we're

1:00:23

talking about here. And

1:00:25

so that was my quote unquote

1:00:27

imaginary scenario, which

1:00:30

I get it. Officials need

1:00:32

to hold Donald Trump accountable. I'm not opposed to

1:00:34

that. I don't know why it was framed that

1:00:36

way by Sarah, but obviously

1:00:39

I'm into Donald Trump being held legally

1:00:41

accountable. I think Judge Rashawn has given

1:00:43

Donald Trump way too much latitude. I'm

1:00:45

on record about all of this shit.

1:00:47

Again, it's not an either or scenario.

1:00:49

And that's exactly how I was very

1:00:52

civil in replying to Sarah. I wasn't

1:00:54

antagonistic in any way, but I just

1:00:56

explained what I just explained. So that's

1:00:58

how that all went down. I just

1:01:00

like, I was concerned because she

1:01:03

misframed what I was saying and that kind

1:01:05

of irritated me. But

1:01:08

anyway, no, that's an irritating thing to have somebody do.

1:01:10

Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.

1:01:13

Yeah. So I would have probably just popped

1:01:15

off and been an asshole about it. So you did better than me.

1:01:18

Well, one last break. And

1:01:21

when we come back, turns out

1:01:23

Republicans are among many other things.

1:01:27

Pro cancer. The

1:01:29

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getting that one in particular. That's gonna

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be a workout. He's so good. Yeah.

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And all these songs emerge out of his

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live jams every night. He's

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in his freak base lair. He's got

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a mirror ball and everything. He's got his

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freak base costumes and his glasses. It's

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amazing. Freak base is one of the best of the

1:05:35

best. Okay. The place I

1:05:37

work now is one of those UFO buildings from the

1:05:40

70s or late 60s. It's

1:05:42

round and has the kind of... What

1:05:45

do you call it? Help me out here. Pavilion

1:05:49

kind of roof. Oh, I see. No

1:05:53

one speaks of civilians anymore. It saddens

1:05:55

me. It's

1:05:57

a pavilion roof. I understand that.

1:06:00

I always want something to make it into

1:06:02

a club like tables around the outside and

1:06:04

like where the cash registers are now would

1:06:06

Be the DJ booth and be a mirror

1:06:08

ball and be perfect, but no, it's a

1:06:10

hippie grocery store But okay, you know what

1:06:12

I've been thinking about making a pilgrimage to

1:06:14

is the Neil Peart Pavilion at Lakeside Park

1:06:16

in Hamilton, Ontario What

1:06:19

yeah, first off it has my last

1:06:21

name. So you gotta go there You

1:06:24

know what Jody that hadn't even occurred to me until you

1:06:27

just said it, but yes, I should go there I'll take

1:06:29

a picture of the sign to and send it to you

1:06:31

the ham welcome to Hamilton, Ontario. Yeah I

1:06:33

know I have a I have a literal like lead Sign

1:06:37

that says Hamilton. I think it was

1:06:39

from somewhere in Los Angeles that my

1:06:41

dad pulled off Nice

1:06:44

nice I

1:06:47

don't think it's gold actually but it's

1:06:49

just this Hamilton and I have it

1:06:51

in our guest house or in our pool

1:06:54

house It's like Hamilton, right? Yeah,

1:06:56

I got my brother a Ferguson tractor's hat See

1:06:59

oh, so cool. Yeah. Yeah. Oh and by the way, I

1:07:01

should just mention I always want to mention every time you

1:07:04

bring up your dad those of

1:07:06

you who are unaware of Joe Hamilton go

1:07:08

do a deep dive into Joe Hamilton and

1:07:11

Who he is and what he did? one

1:07:13

of the coolest motherfuckers in the history of

1:07:15

television just go and Study

1:07:18

and you think Jody's mom

1:07:20

is cool. You're a poser.

1:07:22

Her dad is a really

1:07:24

cool Paul Anderson

1:07:26

Paul Thomas Anderson thinks that Joe Hamilton

1:07:28

is the coolest motherfucker that he ever

1:07:31

encountered Yeah, he described. Yes, he used

1:07:33

to go and and hang out at

1:07:35

the pool like he and

1:07:37

his family Ernie Anderson and At

1:07:41

the time Yeah, no Paul.

1:07:43

It's like what a Renaissance man. He could sing

1:07:45

you could dance. Yeah, particular. He could direct You

1:07:48

know and by the

1:07:50

way now nowadays you're like young

1:07:53

at 30 but back in the day

1:07:56

In the 1950s when you were only 30 years

1:07:59

old in the exact producing a television

1:08:01

show. Yeah. That was

1:08:03

unheard of. Yeah. You were an infant. Yeah.

1:08:06

So he had his shit together is what you're

1:08:08

saying. Yeah he did. Yeah. Pretty much. Also what

1:08:10

I'm saying. He was gorgeous. Mm-hmm.

1:08:13

Yeah. That was a track of what we were

1:08:15

talking about. What were we talking about? It doesn't

1:08:17

matter. It's my dad. What does it matter? The

1:08:19

great Joe Hamilton. We're talking about

1:08:21

Hamilton, Ontario. Yeah. Oh, Pavilion. There's

1:08:24

a Neil Pier Pavilion in Hamilton and

1:08:26

he's dedicated to the late great Neil

1:08:28

Pier. Yes, yes. Okay. So real

1:08:30

quick, a couple more things here before we

1:08:32

wrap up the show. Yes, we're still on

1:08:34

the free portion of the show. More dings.

1:08:36

So it turns out

1:08:38

Republicans are pro-cancer. Yeah. The

1:08:41

spending package that Congress passed

1:08:43

back in March didn't re-up

1:08:45

the cures moonshot money that

1:08:47

dried up at the end of

1:08:49

last year. Joe Biden's one of

1:08:52

his many signature achievements, which is

1:08:54

this anti-cancer moonshot. Because Marjorie Taylor

1:08:56

Greene's a walking tumor. Yeah. Exactly.

1:08:58

They can't get it cured because

1:09:00

they'd lose their majority in class.

1:09:03

Right, right. So they cut

1:09:05

off the moonshot's most direct

1:09:07

funding stream, according

1:09:09

to Politico. How

1:09:11

do you rationalize that? Like

1:09:14

fuck it, we're not going to try to, we're not even going

1:09:16

to bother trying to cure cancer. Because we, you know, we'd much

1:09:18

rather slash spending. You know what?

1:09:20

It's not about slashing spending at all. I

1:09:22

take that back. It's entirely about screwing Joe

1:09:24

Biden. Exactly. Not giving Joe Biden

1:09:26

any wins. And who cares how many

1:09:28

people die of cancer? That's exactly what

1:09:30

Donald Trump's thinking was at the beginning

1:09:32

of COVID. Yeah. Screw it.

1:09:35

I don't care how many people die.

1:09:37

I mean, I can't give Joe Biden

1:09:39

any leeway here. Oh no, blue states

1:09:41

were dying. Yeah. So fuck them. Right,

1:09:43

right. So Donald Trump's- None of these,

1:09:45

it's all like chess pieces to them.

1:09:47

You know, we're all just collateral damage

1:09:49

if something terrible. And like the women

1:09:52

who desperately need to end their pregnancies

1:09:54

because they're having an ectopic pregnancy or,

1:09:56

you know, something is deadly wrong with the fetus.

1:09:59

But they- You can't, they're just, you know. It's

1:10:02

all about the political endgame. That's all they care about.

1:10:04

Yep. So, meantime,

1:10:06

Trump's second contempt hearing

1:10:08

happened today. Among

1:10:11

many other things, Buzz Burbank has been

1:10:13

following this closely, offering up updates all

1:10:16

over Twitter. He said, prosecutors are presenting

1:10:18

four documents alleging Trump violations of the

1:10:20

gag order. Trump's lawyers will present 500

1:10:23

documents in his defense. The

1:10:25

first alleged violation is Trump accusing the

1:10:28

jury of being 95% Democrats. The

1:10:31

second involves public praise of witness

1:10:33

David Becker. Jesus

1:10:35

fucking Christ. And in addition to all

1:10:37

of that, Todd Blanche said

1:10:40

in court, in front of Donald Trump

1:10:42

as he's reading tweets about

1:10:45

Donald Trump, he actually said the

1:10:47

word von Schitzenpants. Yeah,

1:10:50

that too. That was, you know, it's

1:10:52

in the record. Yes, of course, because that

1:10:55

is now, right, it's now in the

1:10:57

court record. Von Schitzenpants. That's, of course,

1:10:59

a description of Donald Trump in

1:11:02

case you're unaware. This is the only thing that

1:11:04

worries me about the contempt. The

1:11:07

contempt hearings, I'm just worrying that the lawyers are going

1:11:09

to decide this is another way to slow it down.

1:11:11

Yeah, yeah. You know, that's the only thing we get

1:11:14

too caught up in this, the trial itself. Well,

1:11:17

they're ahead of schedule. I mean, they're ahead of schedule,

1:11:19

the trial, which means Donald Trump can go to Barron's

1:11:21

graduation, which he probably won't go to. The

1:11:23

first of his kids' graduations that he's ever gone

1:11:25

to. I think he might've gone to Eric's in

1:11:27

2002. Yeah. But,

1:11:31

yeah, he's going to have to show up

1:11:34

at Barron's. Otherwise, it's, you

1:11:36

lied to the court, so. I'm going

1:11:38

to read Jake Tapper's remarks when he

1:11:40

had to. Oh my God, that's so funny. When

1:11:42

he had to report, I don't have the

1:11:44

audio, but I was just going to read the transcript of

1:11:46

what Jake Tapper said when he had to report von Schitzenpants.

1:11:49

So Tapper says, okay, I apologize for

1:11:51

this update ahead of time, but Blanche,

1:11:53

Todd Blanche, the Trump attorney, is specifically

1:11:55

reading a post that Michael Cohen made

1:11:57

on Twitter on April 22nd. and

1:12:00

one in which he refers to Donald Trump as,

1:12:03

Von Schitzenpants. That

1:12:05

is just a factual record that I'm bringing

1:12:07

before you. This is in- God bless

1:12:10

Jake Happer for just going on- I can just

1:12:12

see his face. It looked like he probably bit

1:12:14

a pickle, you know? I

1:12:16

have a feeling he glee'd in that. This

1:12:19

is in the court transcript, he

1:12:21

said. Von Schitzenpants. Blanche also says

1:12:23

there are repeated attacks on Trump

1:12:25

and his candidacy on Cohen's podcast

1:12:27

and TikTok account. Then Dana Bash

1:12:30

said, I know you want

1:12:32

to weigh in on Von Schitzenpants. Well you're-

1:12:35

Yeah, Bash really had to say that. But

1:12:37

she's not paying attention because you already did weigh

1:12:39

in on Von Schitzenpants. By the way, I'm going

1:12:41

to say Von Schitzenpants many more times. In

1:12:43

fact, I'm regretting not leading the show with

1:12:45

this story so we could work Von Schitzenpants

1:12:47

into- I think the- No, it's good to go

1:12:50

out on a fun day. I think the title

1:12:52

of the show is Von Schitzenpants. Yes, well it's

1:12:54

obviously the title of today's show. So

1:12:56

Dana Bash said- Sorry, Dana

1:12:58

Bash said- I'm hearing it

1:13:01

to the tune of Edelweiss

1:13:03

now. Von Schitzenpants. Schitzenpants.

1:13:10

Von Schitzenpants.

1:13:14

Now I feel like I'm in a cafe in 1939. Ah,

1:13:19

shit, there they go. The fucking brown zerch,

1:13:22

they're singing their songs again. Yeah. So

1:13:24

in response to Dana Bash, Jake

1:13:27

Tapper says, just for the record,

1:13:29

I've been calling it Von Poopsenpants

1:13:31

for weeks now, but now

1:13:33

it's part of the official transcript.

1:13:35

So thank you, Jake Tapper and

1:13:37

Dana Bash, for

1:13:39

entering both Von

1:13:42

Schitzenpants into the news media's coverage,

1:13:44

but also Von Poopsenpants, which is

1:13:46

the- I love the more FCC-

1:13:50

Tamer variation. Yes,

1:13:53

the more child is variation. It's

1:13:55

so funny to me that on television, you

1:13:58

can say, Von Poopsenpants. pants

1:14:00

with more leeway than you can

1:14:02

Von Schitzenpants. It all means the

1:14:04

same thing, that Donald Trump allegedly

1:14:06

shits in his pants. That's

1:14:08

what this is about. It's all about, uh...

1:14:10

Well, the table can get more with

1:14:13

Von Schitzenpants, but... Right. No-cassler,

1:14:15

right, entered this idea. Everybody else on

1:14:17

broadcast cannot get way with this.

1:14:20

Yeah, yeah. They can go, um, poops and pants, or they go...

1:14:22

I just want to know what you guys are going to get

1:14:24

me for a Von Schitzenpants day. There

1:14:29

is that one flower that smells

1:14:32

like shit that we can get you. Yes.

1:14:35

We've got to start that as a thing. We've got

1:14:37

to make that a national holiday. Von Schitzenpants day. It

1:14:40

should be. Yeah. Fake

1:14:42

Von Schitzenpants. Well, you know, Trump's attorneys,

1:14:44

Todd Blanche and the rest of the

1:14:46

idiots that decided to take on Donald

1:14:48

Trump as a client, they've

1:14:51

been trying to use different things to keep him

1:14:53

awake. Like giving him... I know. Like

1:14:56

papers, like pretend papers to deal with.

1:15:00

Trying to just stir him out of

1:15:02

his slumber there in the corner. Like

1:15:04

jingle some keys, or like shiny... Yeah,

1:15:06

jingle. That's right. I'm thinking, give him

1:15:08

that placemat that you give children at a...

1:15:10

At the IHOP? At the IHOP,

1:15:12

you know, with crayons. Yeah, with the crayons.

1:15:14

So he can just, you know, do the

1:15:16

maze or something. Yeah. You

1:15:18

know, that's what I would give him. That's what...

1:15:20

I mean, if I had to sit there

1:15:22

all day, which I... admittedly would be very

1:15:24

hard for me to glue my ass to

1:15:26

one chair for a whole day, while people

1:15:29

are talking about boring shit, I would be

1:15:31

having to just furiously take notes, like almost

1:15:33

verbatim of whatever everybody was saying, so that

1:15:35

I could stay awake the whole time. No,

1:15:37

it's not easy to stay

1:15:39

up in eight hours sitting down. No.

1:15:42

Let's just take a moment to enjoy. This is,

1:15:44

I mean, probably the first time since primary school

1:15:46

that Donald Trump has had

1:15:48

to nail his ass to a chair

1:15:50

for any significant amount of hours of

1:15:52

any day and not be able

1:15:55

to run the conversation or be like, this is

1:15:57

boring. Let's go do something else. Let's call someone

1:15:59

who thinks I'm... awesome and put him on

1:16:01

speakerphone. Or let's, you know, like something. Cause

1:16:03

I mean, that's, he's constantly, I mean, he

1:16:05

is, he has no

1:16:08

mental discipline whatsoever. No

1:16:10

ability to concentrate or

1:16:12

like be awake. I

1:16:14

mean, there's just nothing. It's like, he's like, it's like he's 12.

1:16:17

Right. You know, and he, you know, he stayed

1:16:19

up all night the night before like talking on the phone to Roger

1:16:21

Stone or whoever. 12, that

1:16:23

seems old. They just need an air horn.

1:16:26

The bailiff should bring an air horn. Donald

1:16:28

Trump falls asleep again. Just right into his ear.

1:16:32

Or just give the whole jury boo boo. Jalez, you

1:16:35

know, Mr. Trump. Or

1:16:42

you get it. Like one of those

1:16:44

shot collars that they use. That's good.

1:16:46

That would be better. Just put it on his

1:16:48

wrist. So we don't see it.

1:16:51

Like the jury doesn't have to see it, but

1:16:53

like his lawyers go, right. Yeah.

1:16:56

One of those cruel electronic collars that

1:16:58

Kristi Noem used on her dogs. Put

1:17:00

that on Trump. Oh,

1:17:03

she wasn't even that nice. God, I

1:17:05

would love that. If we could just, anytime Trump

1:17:07

starts, I like, that would be the thing.

1:17:09

Like don't send in prison. Put a shock

1:17:11

collar on him. It'll make, it'll go off every time

1:17:13

he tells a lie. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, you

1:17:15

can also, you can use the shot collar and the

1:17:17

air horn at the same time, maybe just. Just

1:17:21

get it with both things. By

1:17:24

the end of the week, if we really did have a shock

1:17:26

collar, he would be like a microwaved hot dog. He

1:17:29

already looks like a microwaved hot dog. That's

1:17:32

what his skin looks like. If you put a

1:17:34

hot dog in the microwave too long, it's all

1:17:36

wrinkly and explodes a little bit. Yeah. Blisters, kind

1:17:38

of. Blisters. Brownish

1:17:40

and tasty. That's such a better way to describe

1:17:42

it. The hot dog blisters. Yeah. By

1:17:47

the way, I have a question for our

1:17:49

resident legal expert. Is. Oh,

1:17:52

Jodi. Jodi, yes, please. Law

1:17:54

and order degree. Yes. We

1:17:56

need to approach the bench. Yes. Is

1:17:58

being found in. technically

1:18:01

breaking the law. Yes.

1:18:03

It is. So if so he violated

1:18:05

the conditions of his DC and Fulton County

1:18:08

bail. Yeah. Because he broke the

1:18:10

law. Yeah. So he

1:18:12

should be found in contempt there too and

1:18:14

failed. Yeah. In both of those. One

1:18:16

would think. But right

1:18:19

now New York is constrained with

1:18:21

the thousand dollar things until the

1:18:24

judge is pissed. Yeah but it's still

1:18:26

he broke the law in New

1:18:28

York which means he violated his bail

1:18:30

terms in DC and Fulton County. Yes.

1:18:34

Yes. Crickets. Crickets. We

1:18:36

will ask Mr.

1:18:38

Kushner tomorrow. Yeah. On the

1:18:41

Miss Miller show. Mm-hmm. But

1:18:43

yeah he totally violated so

1:18:45

many laws. Yeah. Oh you want to hear him

1:18:47

glitching out on the word infrastructure? Oh

1:18:49

my god I heard that. Let's leave everyone with

1:18:51

this. Well 1.2 trillion

1:18:54

dollars for

1:18:56

their fake

1:18:59

infrastructure. Share

1:19:01

Para. What?

1:19:04

David's reaction. Sure. I want to hear this

1:19:06

one more time. Just don't

1:19:08

talk until after he's recovered from

1:19:11

the glitch. Well 1.2 trillion dollars

1:19:13

for their fake infrastructure Para.

1:19:15

He had a package of infrastructure.

1:19:17

Oh my god. It's fake. It is

1:19:19

fake. He says the infrastructure package is

1:19:22

fake. No it's quite real. No

1:19:24

it's not like the piles of papers

1:19:26

you had on your infrastructure day announcement.

1:19:28

That's remember he had all those piles

1:19:31

of paper behind him on the

1:19:33

tables when he announced it for infrastructure

1:19:35

week and they were all

1:19:37

blank. But you meant

1:19:39

you meant to say it's not infrastructure week. It's

1:19:41

infrastructure Para week. Whatever. What's

1:19:44

the infrastructure? Fake

1:19:46

infrastructure Para. He had

1:19:49

a. I

1:19:51

got your package of infrastructure right here buddy. I

1:19:53

don't even know

1:19:56

what he said infrastructure.

1:19:58

Yeah something in there. word, parent or

1:20:00

the prefix para was in there somewhere

1:20:03

to something like a. Jesus

1:20:06

yeah he was at a very of

1:20:08

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a period of time in which the show

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was known as Sabato Jr. Bob and Says

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