0:13

in on

0:24

that. Yeah. Check,

0:26

check, check, check, check. There we go.

0:31

Okay. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. I'm

0:35

going to get music in here. Yeah,

0:38

there's music. Cool. I

0:41

do have a phone up. Oh,

0:45

you do? Okay. Say

0:47

something to your microphone. Test

0:49

112. Hello. That sounds

0:51

good. Good. Great.

0:55

Check, check,

0:58

check, check. Okay. Is the air

1:01

going? No. I

1:03

can always tell. It gets stuffy in here. You don't feel it? Yeah,

1:05

it is. No, I always have it on.

1:07

It's like a circle ball. Oh. Well,

1:09

you're right. There is none. Oh,

1:12

no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No,

1:14

no, no. No, no, no. No,

1:17

no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No,

1:19

no, no. No, no, no. No,

1:21

no, no. Thanks for

1:23

reminding me. All right.

1:26

No, I mean, I mean that. You mean that genuinely? Yeah. You

1:32

have to get the fog warming up. Yeah. Can't

1:38

live without that. Say

1:44

it sarcastically, but you

1:46

know, goddamn well that people

1:48

need fog. Do

1:50

you want my problems real quick? Yeah, yeah. What

1:52

are your problems? Religion in

1:54

schools and fake

1:57

food freak outs. Okey

1:59

dokey. Mine else over with you

2:01

are Mine

2:05

are Guys

2:08

getting in fights over women. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm

2:13

and Either

2:15

time vampires or accidental

2:18

all caps replying in

2:20

all caps I'm

2:23

a big fan of capitals On

2:26

purpose sure From check

2:28

check check check people shy away from it.

2:31

They think it's rude well

2:36

All right Funko

2:47

Are we forgetting anything am I seems

2:50

like it Do

2:52

you have a drum roll the drum roll

2:54

sound effects though? Yeah, somebody sent me a

2:57

message. Okay, how about We

3:03

did that one definitely do that, okay Did

3:16

we not memorable for some reason

3:18

just play it real quick When

3:21

you shower for the morning, nope, no

3:31

You gotta figure out royalty-free pirate shannies

3:33

so we getting head all the time

3:36

Yes, I thought I had one whatever

3:38

music you played got claimed again What

3:41

the fuck why? I

3:46

picked this one. All right. Well that one might

3:48

be okay. Let me hear it. Which one is it? I

4:00

Do you need the pirate music as a bad

4:02

important? I think you know that I do need

4:04

the pirate music. Hahahaha! Uhhhhh...

4:08

Well I'm sure you can figure something out. Oh

4:10

man. I don't know, I

4:12

don't remember what it is. You

4:14

don't remember which one it was? That one might be

4:17

fine the one you played, I don't remember. Courseraise. No,

4:20

I think that one was the one that got claimed. That was a

4:22

bad one? I got a royalty free one. I can check. Courseraise,

4:26

that's the name of it? I think

4:28

I might check the email that will tell us exactly which one. They're

4:32

getting crazy with the claiming. Studio... It's

4:37

this. I think that's the one we have

4:39

to know. It?

4:44

Is it called Courseraise? I'm gonna look it

4:46

up. Youtube, video

4:48

cannot be monetized. Courseraise by

4:51

Studio Colomna. Colomna?

4:54

Who's that one you said to get? Which

4:57

site? You can go to the Incompetech site, but

4:59

I don't know if it'll have pirate music. Royalty

5:01

free pirate music.

5:06

There you go, royalty free. No

5:08

copyright, here we go. I

5:11

think we played this one and it sucks. We

5:14

did one of these before. There

5:17

we go. That's fine. Yeah!

5:25

Keep that whatever, they're all terrible.

5:32

You like that one? Yes,

5:34

that's a good one. That's

5:36

some good pirate music. Whatever feels

5:39

right. Here, ready for a little

5:41

taste of it. Wait,

5:44

are we live? Yes, we

5:46

are. Did you swap over?

5:52

Yes, I swapped over. Well,

5:54

that sucked right. Shit! Alright.

5:58

I don't think that's that good. We're struck already. Are

6:00

we live? Yes! What the fuck?

6:03

Uh, there we are. Yeah, there we are. Yes, I see. There.

6:06

Alright! Are you?

6:08

Yes! Look, I've got all this energy.

6:10

Very great. Very good. Uh, we

6:13

had our bonus episode. The

6:15

biggest problem in the apocalypse. That's up now.

6:17

You look tired. Well. What

6:20

time did you wake up yesterday? 3 AM. You woke up

6:22

at 3 AM. Yeah. Have you

6:24

thought about just straightening up? Flying

6:27

right? I don't know how to do it. Fixing

6:30

your lifestyle. Have you thought about that? Yeah.

6:34

Yeah. I've thought about it. You talked to Boogie?

6:37

Look, I'm not- What are you saying? Why does it-

6:39

Don't compare me to Boogie. Why does everybody gotta compare

6:41

me to Bo- I saw somebody today and they're like-

6:43

Vito's just like Boogie like uh, like he's on the

6:45

edge of Boogie. Yeah. I'm

6:48

not- I think I'm a lot more self-aware

6:50

than Boogie. I'm not a stoop- I'm not gonna say stupid

6:52

but- You're not 50 though. I'm not gonna invest

6:54

everything in fucking shit coins and then cry when

6:56

it doesn't work out for me, you know? I

7:00

wonder what- Did you know what he had?

7:02

What Boogie had in his shit coins? All I know

7:04

is the last time I talked to him on the

7:06

phone and he was excited about crypto, he was talking

7:08

about- I just bought a bunch of sproink dongles. Sproink

7:11

dongles. What's a good coin? I'm pretty sure my Ganadar

7:13

cues are going through the roof and I was like

7:15

none of these sound like they're good investments but you

7:17

do you. No,

7:19

no, the opposite. Do everything

7:21

the opposite. Then again- Boogie, when you

7:23

want to eat, jump off a bridge. If

7:26

he wants to buy something, sell it. If

7:29

he wants to post naked pictures of his girlfriend

7:31

online, don't put naked pictures of

7:34

himself offline. There's a lot going

7:36

on. There's a lot going on. And

7:39

then I tried to buy his video games. It turns

7:41

out this motherfucker doesn't even have video games. I'm like

7:43

what am I doing? So we just start the show.

7:45

We gotta get into these- Yeah, sure. These hot topics.

7:47

These hot- Oh, comments. Why would

7:50

there be any comments? People didn't like-

7:52

What a very normal straightforward show on

7:54

the last episode. We

7:56

gotta get into the piggery that's going on.

8:00

You know what? As I've said... Oh

8:03

Kirby! You

8:06

do a good kirby as well. You do a very good kirby. Make

8:10

sure none of your friends take any

8:12

photoshops of me, Kirby! Alright, Kirby! I

8:17

mean, I shouldn't cut a mouth

8:19

out! Well, Kirby, somebody can make

8:21

you a... Somebody cut me a

8:24

Mickey mouth out! ...in the Discord.

8:26

I'm sure they can make one

8:28

for you. Kirby! Make sure

8:30

it's straight. Like, straight on this biggie. Kirby,

8:32

Kirby, cut his mouth out of the picture,

8:34

please! Kirby! Oh

8:38

my God! Somebody was making fun of my

8:41

picture of mine! They put a picture of me

8:43

next to a big fat lady Kermit! What

8:46

do you have to say about it now? You gotta save

8:48

this hot guss, because we gotta get him with it. There's

8:50

a lot there. Is there?

8:53

Is there? There's a lot there.

8:55

That's an understatement. Moo! Moo! Oh,

8:58

God! I'll put

9:00

a cattle catcher on this

9:02

podcast, because we're a train

9:05

powering down the mountain at

9:07

fat broads! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! I

9:10

wish you had kept the fat horn. That's the one

9:13

thing that we still need. What are you talking about? This one? You got

9:15

it? Oh, no. The boogie one. The

9:17

boogie one. The lower one. Fuck! I don't have it.

9:20

See, you gotta prep for this show. We

9:22

could have had a Miss Piggy cut out.

9:24

Oh, fuck off! I'm just kidding. Uh... That's

9:27

great. Uh, for those of you... Are we talking

9:29

about this? For those of you

9:31

who don't know... No, because it's my problem. Oh, it's your

9:33

problem. We can't talk about it yet. Well, don't spoil it,

9:35

motherfucker. Mmm, Kermit! Kermit! Kermit!

9:39

One of your friends! One

9:42

of your internet friends! Put a picture of me

9:44

next to a big fat lady Kermit! Here, you

9:46

want me to do something real quick? No! You

9:49

have... I'd like you to do

9:51

something Kermit! Okay. Well, hold on, Miss Boogie.

9:53

For once in your life! Oh,

9:56

the illusion is ruined. What

9:58

are you doing? Okay, well... You're

10:00

messing up my picture. Oh, no, no,

10:02

no, no, no, it'll be fine. Let

10:04

me try it at least This

10:07

is this is retarded Now

10:10

you messed up my regular camera. No cuz I

10:12

made a duplicate of it. Oh Okay

10:21

I've got a phone to pick with you mister Enjoying

10:30

a nice buffet My

10:33

friends and I were lounging around Vegas

10:35

and I do mean around Vegas Picture

10:44

of one of my numerous selfies.

10:46

Oh no a big fat lady

10:55

Right away curvy. Oh, no flag anybody

11:00

Work pretty good. Well, Miss Can't

11:05

believe Yeah

11:08

tried to have a good time and people would make fun

11:10

of your way Yeah,

11:20

that's what's important not I can't do that

11:24

There you go. That was miss piggy visiting us

11:26

Let's do a show now you have not Great

11:33

show honestly, I don't

11:35

know how many talk about anything else but Welcome

11:45

to the biggest problem in the universe the only

11:47

show that ranks every problem

11:50

in the universe from Doing

11:52

time for a crime you didn't commit

11:54

to not being able to kill babies

11:56

for the fun of it From

12:00

weird dates on abortion to boomers

12:02

mishandling their fortune. That's pretty good.

12:05

Grabs grave digger guy and from undetected

12:07

battery loss to Vito's hatred of bearers

12:09

of the Cushion. Just be the cross.

12:11

Bearers of the current- Bearers of the

12:14

cross? Did Chad GPT write

12:16

these? Not necessarily a Cushion problem. I know the

12:18

one that killed babies was not written by

12:20

Chad GPT. I

12:23

mean, how does Dick Masterson joining me is always his Vito, just Waldie.

12:26

Baby killer in chief. Baby killer in

12:28

chief. He's coming in there. I think people

12:30

like that I tell it like it is. It

12:33

ain't pedophilia if they're negative years old. That's what they

12:36

say. There you go. Right? What can you do? Look,

12:40

if it's not a life, I can jack up to it, right? I've

12:42

got a lot of people and they're all upset and

12:44

they're like, oh my god, Vito, how could you possibly

12:46

say that? It's like, well, I mean, isn't it refreshing?

12:48

Aren't you happy that someone's just saying it? It's

12:52

murder. Whatever. You're

12:54

gonna start lecturing us again now? Yes. Yeah.

12:56

Yeah. It is

12:59

what it is. It's not a lecture. It

13:01

was a lecture, I think. 45 minutes.

13:03

Society's got a lot of problems. You're

13:06

looking right over there. That's a lot

13:08

of big problems. That's right there. He's

13:10

sitting across from me. Really? I'm the

13:13

problem. Oh, yeah. Okay,

13:15

you want to do... Not

13:21

realizing something wasn't charging me. You

13:24

won by like two votes. I'm gonna look it up.

13:27

Always a problem with the votes. Boomers

13:30

saying money isn't everything. Go

13:32

ahead and play around on your phone. I'll

13:34

just host the show over here. Wrongful convictions,

13:36

number three. It was 443. You

13:40

won by three vote. When is the

13:42

win? And the only reason you won

13:45

is because I said, hey, everybody go

13:47

vote on the problems. Everyone said, I'm

13:49

voting against you specifically. Yeah. Because you

13:51

don't love babies enough. You got

13:53

to sprinkle some jokes in with your lectures.

13:56

With your lecturing. I'm on a joke show. I'm

13:58

done with the joke show. get real

14:00

and raw. What did you say afterwards? I think

14:02

it was interesting though. No. I think

14:04

it was interesting. That's not what people want. I

14:07

don't think it was a bad episode.

14:09

That's like Hannah Gatsby. I don't think it

14:11

was a bad episode. Oh wow that was

14:13

so thought provoking how that one guy wants

14:15

to kill babies and loves pigs. I

14:18

love all animals. And rocks too. No

14:21

not rocks. That's a rock. Well

14:23

why not? Like amoebas and shit

14:25

too. I mean you know.

14:27

There's a certain level at which intelligence

14:30

becomes too abstract to quantify. Listening

14:32

to you explain your positions on

14:34

things like an MC Escher picture

14:38

that like someone's

14:40

dad tried to redraw when they got

14:42

home. But I'm not wrong. I mean

14:44

you're so far from wrong it

14:47

would be impossible to say. It's just we

14:49

have different opinions. That's it. Your ideas are

14:51

on a planet where they've heard of wrong.

14:54

But they have faith that wrong exists but no

14:56

one has ever seen proof of it. There's a

14:58

lot of abstractions you're going to consider in the

15:00

world. Oh yeah. Especially

15:03

when you're not in the world. Then there's

15:05

a lot. It's mostly abstractions. It's

15:07

all just a lot of fun and that's

15:09

what this show is all about. Baby lovers

15:11

dead last. Dead last. How do you feel

15:14

about that? You know what?

15:16

Sometimes the most correct opinions are the most

15:18

controversial. I think that that powers most of

15:20

your behavior. That's

15:23

the most opinions

15:26

people hate the most are the

15:28

most correct. Well if we follow

15:30

the logic that most people are

15:32

stupid right? Yeah. So a

15:34

lot of the times I mean there's like some basic

15:36

truth so we can all get behind. But a lot

15:38

of the times we all get that in. We

15:41

as a society dick. Yeah. Some basic

15:44

truth that we can all as a society

15:46

get behind. Yeah. That's what I

15:48

think comes to the hard questions and the

15:50

philosophical questions. Uh huh. The dummies go like

15:53

well you know I just leave it up to

15:55

God or some other stupid answer and you know.

15:57

Yeah. Well really logically follow it

15:59

thoroughly. What? You

16:02

arrive at a more, you know, an

16:04

answer which might be unpopular But

16:07

smarter than everyone than

16:09

everyone. Yes You know

16:11

it also might be what you're a

16:13

dumber than everyone and they're like hey

16:15

idiot stop talking You're fucking things up

16:18

for all of us. We

16:20

hate what you're saying Well, no, I am

16:22

so I do understand that it's fucking things

16:24

up for people like that I understand but

16:26

the logic is sound what's the logic? That

16:29

it's like when you love pigs be eat We

16:32

go we kill the time we kill people

16:34

we let people die We leave people to

16:36

die and like the idea that oh

16:38

my god, but not a baby That would be the worst

16:40

I don't know where are literally the words? No,

16:42

no worse would be if it was like

16:45

like two years old guys like the moment

16:47

it would totally devoid of comedy It's a

16:49

lecture Insane

16:54

lecture that has no connect. There's no lecture.

16:56

No lecture. I'm just saying at a certain

16:58

point. It's like, okay It would definitely be

17:00

worse Like if you have a

17:02

kid the kid dies a week later like that sucks But you

17:05

know, at least you didn't get too attached to it. Where's the

17:07

joke there? It's just I things

17:09

you think are like poignant I'm

17:13

saying though. Yes, that's a problem more time.

17:15

Well, you could you'd saying crazy things and

17:18

I'm saying, you know smart things He

17:20

takes time to develop a bond It's

17:23

worse to lose like a small child than a

17:25

baby I was I would think and you have

17:27

experienced this through your cat or you spilled a

17:29

milkshake or something So you understand loss at this

17:31

level what I spilled a milkshake So the milkshake

17:33

what I got a dead kid to have an

17:35

opinion on dead kids You spilled ice cream on

17:37

your way home from the store and that was

17:39

gonna be a milkshake. So, you know exactly what

17:42

it It

17:44

helps yeah Okay Anderson

17:47

hammer how how Vito isn't losing weight with

17:49

all these mental gymnastics is beyond me. That's

17:52

true. 876 Eric

17:55

wore a tank top and a flat bill cap

17:57

at his friend's wedding, but were Amish plantation suit

17:59

owner a business award, what did look like that?

18:01

Somebody said that the flower he was wearing, I was

18:03

like, is that a Texas thing? He's like, I live

18:05

in Texas, that's not a Texas thing. We have no

18:08

idea why you put on a corsage. Oh

18:10

man, he's trying to bring back his gay

18:12

roots. I don't know what

18:14

he's doing. The gay roots, the XXX-

18:17

Gay roots. Yeah, like roots, but all

18:19

black, all gay. But

18:21

Eric Goliath, fake VHS cover. Eric

18:25

Goliath. That's what people want, not abortion

18:27

lectures. Yeah, black

18:30

gay roots. Okay, well let's make

18:32

that then. Got

18:34

a lot of great ideas. Press, now I understand

18:37

why the cat left, having to relieve itself in

18:39

a steamed, fungus-filled bathroom while a bathing veto stares

18:41

at you, would send any man or cat in

18:43

pain. I have two litter boxes, one is in

18:45

the bathroom, if they don't like it, they can

18:47

use the other one. Yeah, one

18:50

for me, one for the kids. Best page in the universe, this show

18:52

turned me pro-life. I know, they're joking. It's a joke. I

18:55

don't think so. I've been in the bathroom for a

18:57

long time. That's a joke. I don't think so. I've

18:59

never been faced with that level of, uh, uh, disre-

19:02

callousness and disregard for human life.

19:06

It's not, well, it's not human life yet, you

19:08

know? See, that's what I mean.

19:10

But barely over. What you're saying is horrifying

19:12

to most people. Well,

19:16

welcome, you, like, I mean, what do you, like people

19:18

believe this- Welcome to what? Welcome to- King Guy? Me

19:20

and the Liberal, man, like, we don't care. The guys

19:22

are not all like this. I think we,

19:24

I think they are. The women aren't. No,

19:27

the women definitely are. They're, they love abortions.

19:32

You have gotten some bad information from somewhere. The

19:34

liberal women, they like, I mean, they like, you

19:36

know, the idea that they can get them whenever

19:38

they want them, right? I don't

19:40

think they like that idea. No. Uh-

19:43

Doesn't that make a girl get an abortion? No. She

19:45

look- what are you- what the fuck kind of question is

19:47

that? Sheila, you are a veto.

19:49

Your shower looks like you're squatting in your own

19:51

home. Must be the best joke of the episode.

19:53

Slam Jam, thanks for bringing in Baby Lover's video.

19:56

I love it when I have to take the

19:58

show off of speakers and listen on headphones. Do

20:00

you think you fucked up at all with that or

20:02

do you just lecturing people? What is the show? What

20:05

am I supposed to do? It's just he's got a

20:07

bland later bring in like who

20:09

moralizing lecture I'm the universe is like

20:11

when tacos that when you go over

20:13

you on your hands full sticky Yeah,

20:16

that's funny. That's funny. That's funny. I don't

20:18

know man. It's just like something the news that it's

20:21

interesting I wouldn't be talking about it if you guys

20:23

have fucking around with the fucking abortion. They're horrified Why

20:26

well just don't be horrified, but it's sick

20:28

what you're saying is it's been going on

20:30

for for what I wanted rovers Wade past

20:32

The success. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so you like

20:35

it cuz it's going on. It's been going

20:37

on for a while It went what sourcing

20:39

that happened? I'm death mass death

20:42

genocide Well slam Sad

20:44

potato veto feels more for the animals dying

20:46

than a homeless person because there's some

20:48

expectation the homeless person could be self-sufficient

20:50

Yeah, well the animal is more vulnerable

20:53

and didn't choose to be in a novel environment How do

20:55

those things not apply to an unborn child beat it if

20:57

you don't cuz it's not a life yet It's just like

20:59

a thing, okay And

21:02

it experienced anything you name any

21:04

of the stuff you eat do I name

21:06

any of the stuff I eat? What do you give it a

21:08

name you see you got to know the implication

21:10

before you answer the question, right? Okay,

21:13

classic liberal. Yeah, no, I just ending

21:15

me on don't understand the question I

21:18

don't get any I don't get the hate over

21:20

veto stance on life It's practically a copy of

21:23

what several big canceled comedians have been saying

21:25

for years. Is that true? I don't know.

21:27

I thought Bill Mayer was saying similar thing.

21:29

You guys all got the same Joke

21:32

rolled out at the same time. What's

21:34

the joke? I'm not sure I'm gonna

21:37

miss millions of people Hey, what's the

21:39

deal with these abortions? I mean we

21:41

got millions of Mexicans look, it's 20

21:44

billion Chinese people What's

21:47

the deal? No,

21:50

you think about it No, if

21:52

you don't think about it and just repeat shit

21:54

to build a call animal populations all the time

21:56

We don't feel bad about that, right? Yeah, some

21:59

people do Really? It just has to

22:01

be done. Are

22:04

you out there jacking off? Oh yeah.

22:06

Those people we consider annoying. People who

22:08

torture small animals and get off on

22:10

it. Right. Torture. Kill.

22:13

Yeah. There's something wrong with them. After,

22:16

yeah, we'll torture them. Okay, if the baby came

22:18

out and tortured it, I would have a problem

22:20

with that. That's called life. Grunt's

22:22

rule, everyone please don't let Vito's horrible abortion

22:24

problem distract you from the nightmare. That is

22:27

his bathroom situation. My bathroom's fine. It's veggie.

22:29

Vito being on the side of companies taking

22:31

down mods has to be one of his

22:33

worst takes. That on top of

22:35

the abortion problem, big L's all around. It's not that I'm in

22:37

favor of it, it's that it's going to happen by nature

22:39

of copyright law. So why even waste your time? Oh, I'm

22:42

gonna put Batman in Pokemon. Okay, well then

22:44

they're gonna file a DMCA and you're gonna

22:46

lose all your shit. God forbid anyone enjoy

22:49

anything. You can enjoy, just

22:51

make your own stuff and it's like

22:53

as much fun. Stop latching onto other

22:55

shit. No it's not. Batman's cool. Everyone

22:57

wants to be Batman. Nobody wants to

22:59

be Rip-Off. You know what's cooler than

23:01

Batman? Statsman. And that's fun and interesting

23:03

and different. And we've been

23:05

talking about Statsman, we've been having a ton of fun with it.

23:08

You're like, we got Batman at home,

23:11

Mom. What happened to you to make

23:13

you like this? Well,

23:15

honestly, the bootleg toys are always fun. I used

23:17

to have these bootleg GI Joes, they're awesome. So

23:20

when you tell them I would make up names

23:22

for them, I had a little Indian guy named

23:25

Tracker Tom. I wish I still had Tracker

23:27

Tom. That was fun,

23:29

that was creative. That wasn't, I

23:31

played Pokemon when I was eight and now

23:33

I can't play anything else for the rest

23:35

of time. That's autism.

23:40

Eight days a week, I'd never support Eric

23:42

July, but at this point he's absolutely mugging

23:45

Vito. Locol

23:47

or not, he's even more humorous than Vito.

23:49

Everyone can see it, he's just pulling further

23:51

and further ahead. I think it's

23:53

far, I don't know, I guess it'd be further.

23:55

Further can work. Yeah, his books are

23:57

trash, but his people want them and he'd deliver them.

24:00

So this has just all become very

24:02

pitiful. All the people against him are

24:05

just commenting and reacting. You don't need

24:07

this many Justins. Biting

24:09

at every announcement while he is

24:11

at least doing something. No, that's- you

24:14

crossed the line into Defender on that one. Here's

24:16

the problem with- Wait, he's not done

24:18

creating to the best of his limited abilities. As

24:21

of now, Vito does not have a

24:23

comic book. This guy's raising some interesting

24:25

points. Okay, but like if you're just

24:27

paying other people to make comic books

24:29

for you, what are you doing exactly?

24:31

Biddness. Okay, so bidd- Bringing

24:33

laughter. So he could be selling like socks

24:35

and nickels and whatever. I would like to

24:37

see him do that. And that would be the

24:39

same amount level of accomplishment that he's accomplished

24:41

now. But he's bringing us

24:43

stuff to consume and mock and

24:45

you're not. Do you see

24:48

what he's saying? Okay, but like I do- that's

24:50

the other- it's like so weird how people quantify

24:52

stuff. Where it's like, you

24:54

know what I'm doing? I make this show every

24:56

week. Zero comic books, one comic book. I make YouTube

24:58

videos. And

25:02

then I'm working on all this stuff with the comic and I'm planning

25:04

ahead for the future of the comic. Okay.

25:08

Eric wouldn't say that. Well, cause him at

25:10

the end of the day, like again, he goes

25:12

the only- whatever. Even if the

25:14

only value is having a product at market,

25:16

I am going to have a product at

25:19

market. Like it's happening. What

25:22

about Eric? He's got stuff coming out. He's

25:24

got a lot of like stupid t-shirts and fucking

25:26

posters and shit. He's coming out of it. He's

25:30

got magazines. I've never- You're talking about doing

25:32

a magazine. He's doing it. You

25:35

have a shitty idea. He's doing the shitty

25:37

idea. The big difference. I

25:40

think there- look, I can say there's a

25:42

limited amount of, uh, you

25:45

know, anybody who goes out and makes stuff, I of course

25:47

have to go, well it's good that you're trying. You know,

25:50

I don't have to respect what you made, but I can say,

25:52

you know, at least you're putting yourself out there. Uh huh. Uh,

25:57

but I don't know, like that's not

25:59

the most- There's a lot of people making a lot

26:01

of shit all at once. Everybody is making something. There's one

26:03

guy that's not. Who? You.

26:06

I am though. That's just weird. It's

26:09

like this weird thing in people's minds where like,

26:11

okay, so once the comic comes out, what happens

26:14

then? What changes in the paradigm? Well, then it's,

26:16

we get in a time machine and go back

26:18

to December of 2023 when

26:20

it was supposed to come out. It was not supposed to

26:22

happen. Well, yeah, that's true. But I don't

26:25

know, man. It's like, it's gonna be out

26:27

and then when it's out, does everybody stop

26:30

going, oh, Vito can never make anything? Does

26:32

that become, well now Vito's gotta make more

26:34

of the thing at equal pace as Eric

26:36

July, who has millions upon millions of dollars.

26:39

Yes. Okay. Crank it

26:41

out. I want to. Crank it shit out. Oh, yeah,

26:43

I want to. This guy's got a

26:45

point. If you look at like,

26:48

I can't quantify the amount of work I'm doing, but

26:50

I'm doing a lot of work, right? I don't know.

26:53

Well, yeah, because I can't. I gotta see it in front of

26:56

me. I can't give you like a behind the scenes of

26:59

exactly who's working on what, because it would be a. You could. Not

27:02

without getting permission from people who I don't want to ask

27:04

for permission. You could just do it. You

27:06

could say, this guy's doing this. We have

27:08

this many pages done. Here's the update. This

27:11

is how many pages left. Yeah. That

27:13

could be every week. Yeah,

27:16

well, I think then you

27:18

get people, I don't think you're going to be

27:20

that transparent. Eric July was that transparent and it

27:22

fucked him. Okay, all

27:24

right. Well, good

27:27

try eight days a week. Crimson Shin,

27:30

Dix should let Vito use his kitchen only

27:32

one time if Vito does an apartment tour. And

27:35

then he says a bunch of negative things. All right, there

27:37

you go. You want to do an apartment tour? My

27:39

apartment? I don't know. That's what this guy wants. I

27:41

don't think you want to do that. All right, you got

27:44

anything? I have a

27:46

very special segment called Foding

27:48

Up. Oh, and you're shower full of

27:50

mold and get some retirees.

28:00

I've had enough money Getting

28:06

me in contact we

28:08

got to get through

28:11

Cups again Just

28:14

here If anything

28:17

multistool Yoo

28:26

Your love This

28:30

is not what song is this I have no idea

28:32

what song it is Probably some sickest song Dark Nook

28:34

Thank you I don't know that might be an original

28:36

or something That was very good Thank

28:38

you Dark Nook for leading CINDA Vote

28:40

it up the very exciting segment Or

28:42

you revisit past problems and put them in a

28:45

new light Alright Dick from all

28:47

the way back in episode 65 was

28:50

the problem of Ticketmaster I remember that one

28:52

I think I brought that one in Yeah

28:54

that sounds right I think I brought that

28:56

one in and then I realized that a

28:58

different show had done a similar problem And

29:01

I was like I gotta That happened

29:03

Stop doubling up Yeah What are you

29:05

gonna do Well

29:07

Dick Ticketmaster in big trouble

29:09

I don't know if you've heard

29:11

this but the Justice Department according

29:14

to a report from The Wall Street

29:16

Journal is looking to file an antitrust

29:18

complaint next month which

29:20

may force Live Nation

29:23

Entertainment to spin off

29:25

its Ticketmaster ticketing business

29:29

Now Live Nation merged with Ticketmaster

29:31

in 2010 And

29:34

basically the State Department or whatever it

29:37

was The Justice

29:39

Department sorry said okay But

29:42

you cannot tie your services together

29:44

You cannot retaliate against venues That's

29:47

which promoters or ticketing services

29:49

Again they're like you can't you can't

29:51

form a monopoly that's literally the one thing you're

29:53

not allowed to do Yeah they're gonna do that And

29:55

then they formed a monopoly And that was Justice

29:57

Department's like wow Anything the reason they exist So

30:01

and their app sucks. Yeah, it's

30:03

all in my I almost bought tickets today, and

30:05

I'm still shocked at how much tickets are God

30:08

we went I didn't go through the whole thing to see what the

30:10

fees were it was probably another 50 bucks on

30:12

top of it we went to that prom and Which

30:15

I'm only some some

30:18

yeah club that was prom themed and Last

30:21

week, and it was $15 a ticket That

30:24

sounds good, but then it was like 15 bucks

30:26

service fees, too Yeah, and because it was a

30:28

music venue they had to do you know

30:30

once they do one show with typical ticket master They

30:32

got to do everything It's a

30:35

very bizarre. I almost bought guided by voices

30:37

tickets today. They were like 68 bucks Mmm,

30:41

and I saw the last ever Eric Andre

30:43

live show or sorry. What was the name

30:45

of his? Television

30:47

show I don't know Eric

30:49

Andre show and probably called and all those

30:52

tickets are available for that I was thinking

30:54

about going on that regardless Wish

30:56

that this breaking up of this monopoly

30:59

it happened earlier. Maybe I could have got a deal

31:01

on the tickets That's currently

31:03

number 309 with 236 up. They're breaking

31:06

it up so they can just get

31:08

back together What's the well? I guess

31:10

they're gonna split them down the middle

31:12

and then try to create competition again

31:15

You know you're gonna see yeah, exactly

31:17

okay, who knows if anything's gonna happen

31:20

We'll see well dick Here's one

31:22

from way back episode 47. I don't even

31:24

know when that was Gonna

31:27

be like two years ago now. Huh yeah, this

31:29

is the problem of height discrimination

31:32

A lot of people always think I'm

31:34

the short guy on the show or like equal height, right?

31:36

I You're probably

31:38

taller than me. I don't know yeah,

31:40

okay. Yeah people you're a very you're

31:42

a very big guy I am a

31:44

very big guy. I'm an obnoxiously big

31:48

Anyway well in New Jersey

31:50

currently landlords business owners and employers

31:53

Can't discriminate against people based on gender

31:55

race religion age marital status sexual orientation

31:58

disabilities and more But

32:00

a bill lawmakers advance on Thursdays

32:02

would ban discrimination based on

32:04

height and weight. Oh

32:07

wait. Yeah. I

32:10

think I heard about this one. Shutting it down.

32:12

Studies have shown that heavier people- So you can't

32:14

charge fat people to like sit on a bus

32:16

and sit on planes and stuff? Well

32:19

it would be that and also you know

32:21

when you're hiring people you can't go, we

32:24

don't want to hire- Right now you can say like-

32:26

So you can be fat and sue everybody if you

32:28

didn't get paid off. Yeah well yeah exactly. You can

32:30

get a black and sue everybody. Or if you get

32:32

a job and then you get fat at the job,

32:35

now you can sue and go, well they fired me because

32:37

I got fat. Oh my god. I

32:40

mean it has been shown that heavier people face

32:42

weight bias in the workplace. Not

32:45

as much as they deserve though. Fewer hiring

32:47

opportunities, lower wages and a higher risk of

32:49

harassment from co-workers. That's just not fair

32:52

dick. And

32:54

I would say I think I've suffered harassment

32:56

from co-workers quite a bit. Yeah. I

32:59

feel like I come over here every Friday

33:01

and there's a- If California ever passes

33:03

similar discrimination rules- You're saying insane shit.

33:05

And then you're confused that everyone's saying

33:07

what the fuck is wrong with you.

33:09

I think this is just the audience,

33:11

some of them, some of them are

33:13

very respectful, some of them go, oh

33:16

a fat guy. That's why you're

33:18

getting picked on. That's part of it. Yeah. And

33:21

luckily I have my height so that otherwise I would

33:23

get double the discrimination. They cancel each other out. New

33:26

Jersey would be the second state with a

33:28

law including height and weight and anti-discrimination laws.

33:31

Interestingly the only other state with this is Michigan.

33:34

That's a state full of fatties apparently

33:36

who are tired of

33:38

the discrimination. New York City however

33:40

does have a similar statute but

33:43

that's a city-wide statute. And

33:45

there are no federal protections right now against

33:47

height or weight discrimination. I think we gotta-

33:49

What are we gonna do after that? Once

33:52

you can't fire fat people? No, what are

33:55

they gonna make a bullshit law for after

33:57

this one? I'm sure they'll

33:59

come up with something. I've always got

34:01

a new idea. So we're doing naked...

34:03

What's the thing you... They

34:06

just go... They make whatever you hate

34:08

the most a legal

34:10

requirement. So they just go down the

34:12

thing like what do you not want? You

34:14

have to have that by law now. Okay.

34:17

Fat women. Species, probably discrimination when

34:19

the furries... I don't know... Did

34:21

you see the news article where a high

34:23

school had a walkout to protest how

34:25

the furry students are behaving at the

34:28

school? Are they behaving? Well apparently they're

34:30

like hissing at other

34:33

students. They

34:35

had a walkout for that? Yeah

34:37

I was actually surprised it was not like one

34:39

of these libs of TikTok fake stories. It was

34:41

like this is actually going on. I

34:44

saw the interview to furry on the news wearing their fursuit

34:46

and they're like well we just want to be

34:48

accepted by people. But

34:51

I support the furries because the furries I'm like well

34:53

that's just goth kids man they know they're wearing a

34:55

costume. That's fine. I will

34:57

say right now height discrimination is number 264 with 263

34:59

upvotes. Yeah

35:03

and if you're like me a big

35:05

guy who feels discriminated against. Let's

35:07

consider height discrimination, weight discrimination, all the

35:09

same thing. Why don't you

35:12

vote it up? Oh yeah okay sorry

35:14

I was leaving. It's okay. It's alright.

35:19

When

35:22

your showers roll a mold and you're

35:24

stupid decades old find a problem from

35:26

way back and help get it on

35:28

the show again. Oh

35:31

man here we go. Oh

35:35

yeah. This business

35:37

is all a booty. Did

35:40

this song again? Dark Nick. Dark

35:42

Nook. Oh yeah and that's right. For

35:45

a sweet dough we'll break your cap.

35:47

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh

35:50

yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Why

35:54

can't all the singers be jaunty and fun? You

35:56

guys dropped the fucking ball. I was kind of

35:59

very talented. I'm looking for

36:01

the Miss Piggy picture right now. It's something I

36:03

can actually bop to. Is this uh... It

36:06

wasn't the one you saw? Are you done

36:08

with your... No, I'm looking for, um, for

36:10

Ripoff of Earth. Cause my problem is, uh...

36:12

His initial tweet was, uh... Getting in fights

36:14

over a woman. Yeah. I happen

36:16

to, you know, it's happened to some, some,

36:18

some guys I've known for a long time.

36:20

They've decided to... ...blow their sack and get in fights.

36:22

Fight over a woman there. You hear guys say it

36:25

all the time too. Yeah, it's like when women start

36:27

shit and then you gotta get in there. No you

36:29

don't. You don't actually have to

36:31

ever get in there. You could just let them

36:33

get laid out. Yeah. Not your problem at all.

36:36

Whatever it is in you that's propelling

36:39

you in front of the

36:41

arrows for Malady jumping in there.

36:44

Oh, Malady! Malady! Hold on,

36:46

you're too fat so I gotta run around and

36:48

then I'm gonna jump in front of the arrows

36:51

once I run around you. Oh god,

36:53

the arrows going slow I hope. Malady,

36:55

I'm still... I'll be there. I'll be

36:57

there. I'm just rounding your hips. I

37:00

gotta defend their honor for some reason. I

37:02

can see your belly button cresting over the

37:04

horizon. I'm there, Malady. No, Malady! No,

37:06

Malady, you can't poop. You can't go after people's trouble. Noooooooo!

37:09

Yeah, that was a... What a... Noooooo!

37:18

I don't ever understand what these,

37:21

these ever shifting rules of engagement

37:24

for internet discourse. It's, when

37:26

I don't like getting made

37:28

fun of, that's when the,

37:30

that's when it

37:32

becomes verboten. When

37:34

people are sick of getting teased, when

37:36

they get teased once, then

37:38

all of a sudden it's, you can't, then

37:41

all of a sudden everyone turns into Fast

37:43

and Furious Dom Toretto. You can't, you

37:46

can't call Nerdy Roddick's wife fat.

37:48

We're family. We're family. We're family.

37:50

We're family. We drive, we drive

37:53

fast. We drive fast. We hate

37:55

Star Wars. You can't call us.

37:57

We're family. I

37:59

mean... Look what

38:02

a fucking schmuck that guy is

38:04

so Rip

38:06

off versus the puppet guy right yeah, I'm trying

38:08

to find the fuck puppet master It's probably gonna

38:11

be a one link I get some time to

38:13

find it because he posted it like a week

38:15

ago And everyone won't shop about melted down. That's

38:18

not the Gary and his angel there. Okay. That's the

38:20

original He must respond

38:22

to the here we go okay,

38:25

so to lay this out Gary is

38:28

a nerd Roddick He's a youtuber with

38:30

over a million subscribers that

38:32

he hosts a bunch of guys who complain about Star

38:35

well Star Wars and what else

38:38

well they don't complain about fat women which

38:40

is gotten Marvel of course

38:42

anything Marvel Spider-man

38:46

they now This

38:49

I'll show the first picture before you

38:51

go jump to that look no space

38:54

picture So Carolyn posted this Carolyn is

38:56

who isn't that Eric's a social media

38:58

manager? Oh? Yeah,

39:00

the rip-averse lady. She

39:03

said I don't I don't like to get involved And

39:05

I was like okay. Well your boss. They

39:08

don't be tough women fat fuckers. Just yeah,

39:10

yeah, yeah All

39:12

right So they don't

39:14

want any drama housewives Someone

39:17

with like a hundred followers dog fucker

39:19

over and over and over These

39:22

guys you don't create drama on the internet.

39:24

Yeah, yeah, you don't have you guys are

39:26

unconscionably cruel to people Like

39:30

really really bad guys just because they

39:32

made a movie which I don't care

39:34

Yeah, you can treat people however you

39:36

want, but once you get into the

39:38

I'm gonna be insanely cruel to everyone

39:40

Yeah, you can't be number one. You

39:43

can't have a wife That's number one this

39:45

fat and to shake around posting pictures of

39:48

yourself online Well, you

39:50

can't be this you can't be this fucking

39:52

fat You can't be this fat those pictures

39:54

up online and then have a fucking tantrum

39:56

when people do this one

39:59

picture Of your fat

40:01

wife next to Miss Piggy You

40:05

know, I mean yeah, you gotta you just gotta roll with

40:07

it, right? You had more

40:09

control over your weight than Miss Piggy had over

40:11

her. She got stuffed at the factory Okay, you've

40:14

been stuffing yourself. So don't go

40:16

crying. Why do I get crying

40:18

to all these beta alpha males?

40:25

Now Right

40:28

now I'll say I don't think

40:30

did their neurotic himself did not respond He demanded

40:32

that every the only way people would respond like

40:34

this is if he he In

40:37

a group chat you think and everybody rush they just

40:39

knew they're like no we can't Well,

40:42

they are pulling ranks. What did he carry? He's

40:44

a big rich millionaire, right? Right, but all his

40:46

all his friends and his sycophants are going well

40:49

That just shows you the kind of people we're dealing with

40:51

that. They would call this woman Family

40:53

that's going after his family. Don't you

40:55

lay a hand on my fan like

40:58

they're in the fucking mafia What

41:00

the fuck he took ripoff first took

41:02

a picture Next

41:06

to a picture of Miss Piggy. He's

41:08

just saying wow that bitch is

41:10

fat total meltdown It

41:14

well, okay, so it started off

41:16

with people the guy neurotic by

41:18

the way has harassed Mark Hamill's

41:20

granddaughter So badly

41:22

that Mark Hamill's granddaughter's mom

41:25

begged him to stop little

41:28

girls mother begged

41:31

nerd Roddick to stop telling

41:33

his millions of followers that

41:35

her grandfather wanted to abort

41:37

her Yeah, because he doesn't

41:39

agree with his politics Fucking

41:42

psychotic. It's really psychotic. Well, I mean I've

41:44

always looked at these guys You know going

41:46

back to like when guys like the quartering

41:48

it would be like I'm making a video

41:50

about how Brie Larson's bitch I'm like, okay.

41:52

All right, I'm gonna make a second video

41:54

about Brie Larson's bitch I'm like, all right.

41:56

That seems a bit much. Yeah, and then

41:58

like a year later He's got

42:00

300 videos about how Brie Larson's

42:02

a bitch and I go, you know, she's just an

42:04

actress, right? This has gotten into the realm of like

42:06

a sickness and the fact that you're still making money

42:08

off it And you don't see anything wrong with it

42:11

is super fucking weird But

42:13

then they've got out there. Okay, then so

42:16

did your fucking fat wife As

42:18

I say with these guys who yeah They just go at

42:20

Mark Hamill so many times like that nerd Roddick you want

42:23

to do a board his granddaughter He wanted hey, uh that

42:25

the daughter's my that's my daughter. Yeah,

42:28

just stop Like stop tweeting

42:30

about the fact that that's a reasonable.

42:33

Yeah, first of all, you know people

42:35

get stressed out They say wild shit

42:37

that's kind of a reasonable wild shit to

42:39

say in that sort of a situation But

42:41

she's she's a little girl now

42:44

stop saying these things about her It's

42:46

also stop where you go. Okay, but

42:48

I don't believe you care about the

42:50

child in this situation I think you

42:52

care about dunking on Mark Hamill

42:54

because you don't like that. He

42:57

was your favorite Star Wars guy But then he

42:59

said he doesn't like Trump. Yeah, you've created this

43:01

like pimp mom down petty campaign against him Well

43:07

your wife's bad Well,

43:11

I was gonna say a Lord assemble the

43:13

moment ordering I'll defend you my lady the

43:15

moment the sea so I'm Sir,

43:17

I'll defend you Is

43:21

this sea soles you see so impressed?

43:23

Yeah, where's my here take my Well,

43:29

maybe you can't go You

43:31

can't go anyone fat. I Represent

43:35

the defender the fat lady defender

43:37

gelled it. We need some sunglasses Overlay

43:40

that we used to have wait put those on. Okay.

43:42

Well, let me see if I can. No, no I

43:44

think they're on the they're on the They're

43:47

on a different one. Probably I got it. I know where they are Yeah,

43:53

God forbid copy it just cut this

43:55

control see It

43:59

pays them you on top there you go

44:01

there's your son here we go the magic of

44:03

technology here I'll get it I got it I

44:05

got it I got it a little out of

44:07

here there everything's too

44:11

big for me be now and

44:13

you're in the family gelled oh

44:16

you can't go after people's family what's

44:19

next they're gonna start making fun of

44:21

people who are too

44:23

skinny or really short yeah

44:25

or stupid or really short

44:29

comic books aren't any good

44:31

or in their shorts yeah

44:33

we gotta draw the line somewhere and

44:36

we're drawing it on their drags fat

44:38

white yeah the that's pretty

44:40

funny that's good I don't

44:43

I don't want to be famous like Mark Hamill he

44:45

tried to abort

44:50

his granddaughter what the

44:53

fuck man a lot of

44:55

people everybody there's a lot of

44:57

people trying to be the moral

44:59

barometer and nobody thought so

45:05

everybody make sure you see it

45:07

hey do you see what I'm doing

45:09

I'm defending your wife well

45:12

they got it they got a get behind

45:14

each other I think they're all got a show of

45:16

support in this horrible moment I was gonna

45:18

say the moment that this became cuz you know I would

45:20

get that you know you get a posture and you got

45:22

to go oh you know how you look at how awfully

45:24

would be to say this about my wife the

45:26

moment became like truly absurd was when a

45:28

picture of miss piggy geeks and gamers which

45:30

has a website that pretends to be a

45:32

real news website yeah made

45:35

a news article let me find

45:37

that a news article saying people

45:40

on Twitter called nerd Roddick's wife

45:42

fat isn't that the worst thing

45:44

ever and you're like okay

45:46

let me real quick I just want to remind myself so you

45:48

guys have like weekly streams and constant videos

45:51

that are always going on about I don't

45:54

know some person on Twitter and you'll go look

45:56

at this pink haired SJW F

45:58

slur and look how She

46:00

is right. I you have that 100% you can do that.

46:02

Uh-huh. We know that's okay We

46:07

yeah, you awesome have thumbnails where every single

46:09

thumbnail you take that screaming lady from the

46:11

Trump who's mad about Trump He did nothing

46:14

with the knit hat and the jacket She

46:16

yelled and you're making you're making fun of

46:18

her for being stupid and yelling and whatever

46:20

right is minding her own business And that's

46:23

the lady you don't know her at all

46:25

and you Should not have

46:27

anyone can post a picture of your own

46:29

wife who's a public figure. I think

46:31

she's a fitness influencer or something Yeah, fitness. Wait,

46:34

she's been a lot of play in her mouth

46:38

Fitness. Well, I've got some

46:41

Influencing bigger than any size right?

46:44

burger I'm

46:47

gonna eat that The nerd

46:50

Roddick are you excited to see your granddaughter? Hey,

46:52

are you watching with your granddaughter? Do you have

46:54

an appreciation tweet forget, bro? Are you fucking messed

46:56

out or what? Your granddaughter is thrilled to be

46:58

alive Mark Hamill? This is constantly replying to mark.

47:00

I think he has alerts set up that

47:02

anytime I can Mark Hamill tweets anything Don't

47:05

forget your granddaughter this Christmas probe. I Mean,

47:08

that's not even all I guess. Do you

47:10

chase down people who owe you meth money like this? Hey, man

47:12

I'm gonna come out to your granddaughter. By the way What

47:15

the fuck these guys are like a

47:17

weird sickness man. It's weird

47:20

More good is more from more about the

47:22

granddaughter It's non-stop and that's not even

47:25

like look calling a woman fat is kind

47:27

of funny, right? I get it Yeah

47:29

Oh, yeah going after a guy and

47:31

being like you tried to abort your

47:34

granddaughter over and over you're like that's the bit

47:36

you're gonna do Yeah, I was trying to help

47:38

my son And then you saw like oh you

47:40

saw other comments from people were like, oh man

47:42

Neurotics really roasted he's getting them and I'm like,

47:45

this is sick what you're doing. This is not

47:48

You know, just call Mark Hamill like a

47:50

piece of shit. It would be better those

47:52

guys and all their fans are very sick

47:54

This is them. This is the granddaughter's mom.

47:57

Yeah, please stop mentioning my she's saying to

47:59

nerd Rada Please stop mentioning

48:01

my child. This happened yesterday in response

48:03

to whatever tweets mark makes I

48:05

have no idea what's going on between you

48:07

and your other youtubers podcasters fandom's, etc I

48:10

just know I don't want my daughter used

48:12

to spite her family who she's been seeing for

48:15

a while now That's the other thing is that this

48:17

situation. Okay, so for people who don't know Mark

48:20

Hamill's son got this

48:22

woman pregnant and supposedly

48:24

I guess there might be text or something where

48:26

it doesn't matter The board was being discussed, but

48:28

it's also at the point where uh Mark

48:31

Hamill now sees his granddaughter and he

48:33

loves his granddaughter. So it's like even

48:35

more off like retarded not his kid

48:39

Now she says please stop mentioning

48:42

my child in your fucking

48:44

weird obsessive like you clearly want Mark Hamill

48:46

to be your dad and you seem kind

48:48

of jealous of This little girl. Yeah, he

48:50

has the granddad you wish you had like

48:52

I mean, I don't know Psychologists

48:55

but it's obviously that what is the prime

48:57

dysfunction for these guys? Cuz you know what

48:59

it is a lot of these guys they

49:01

love this media Okay, and I

49:03

get it but like there's some media I consume where

49:05

I go Oh, yeah, me and the guy who made

49:07

that probably would not be friends and that's fine. I

49:10

still respect what he does I

49:12

never have the idea that I'm gonna be

49:14

friends with anybody that's media medium can write

49:17

never know There's even some

49:19

guys where I go man. I hate that fucking

49:21

guys politics, but like he is real funny Huge

49:24

anti-trump guy and I still love him a

49:26

hundred percent. Yeah, I ever did and that's

49:28

think about the content That's the healthiest way

49:30

to consume content. These guys like weirdly go

49:32

well I love Star Wars and so everybody

49:34

works in Star Wars I want them to

49:36

agree with me and have the same political

49:38

opinions as me and you're like, well, that's

49:40

not gonna happen, man That's retarded. Yeah And

49:43

your wife's fat Fuck Things

49:49

she's no moon. I thought it was a moon over

49:51

there. That's the whole moon There's

49:55

two spheres in Vegas, how dare you how

49:57

dare you how do you make fun of

49:59

mine? How dare you make fun of

50:01

my friend's wife like that? Can we find this

50:03

geekser game in his article? No, no, no, just

50:06

so he's- So Nerdrotik says in response to please

50:08

stop making fun of my

50:10

child on the internet. Yeah,

50:12

for your weird political fight. Uh,

50:15

and Nerdrotik weirdly

50:17

says absolutely fair enough,

50:20

and that is great to hear. What

50:22

do you mean fair enough? Fair

50:24

enough of what? The child? What

50:28

do you mean fair enough? I mean he wants

50:30

to back away without admitting fault, and

50:32

I don't know how he does that. Cause

50:35

it's sick what are you doing? Fair enough? Like

50:37

I love the way he was doing it. I

50:40

don't- you're sick. Like that's fucking weird. I

50:43

get that you don't like Mark Hamill but like constantly bringing him up- Fair enough. But

50:46

where's your granddaughter at? Where's your granddaughter? What

50:48

the fuck is wrong with you? Your wife, Aider. What?

50:51

What? How dare you? How dare you disrespect

50:53

my wife? How dare you disrespect my wife

50:56

in such a way? They have- I don't

50:58

know, it's trite to say but like

51:00

the hypocrisy of these guys, and more and more people

51:02

are saying- It's the bitchness of

51:04

the guys. It's the completeness of how

51:06

they always have to collect the vibe

51:08

and have each other's back. That compulsion

51:10

to have each other's back and by

51:12

proxy have your friend's wife's

51:15

back is fucking disgusting

51:17

to me. I don't expect that from

51:19

you. Like you give me shit all

51:21

the time, and I give you shit

51:24

all the time. Could you imagine melting

51:26

down over a photoshop of something? Yeah.

51:29

Your cat? Yeah, right. I'd go- I'd go, yeah, okay, what

51:31

do you mean? Whatever. You know, if

51:34

I went to like a public event and I

51:36

brought my girlfriend, you know, and let's

51:38

assume I was dating a fat girl because I'm probably probably

51:40

going to be dating a fat girl as I normally do.

51:44

Don't post pictures. Yeah, that's the thing. I would tell her- I

51:46

don't even want to see that shit. Listen, there's a lot of

51:48

guys in there who hate me. If I post some pictures, some

51:51

people might say something rude. They definitely will

51:54

say something rude. Yeah. Okay,

51:56

and you will be in my Kiwi Farms thread and

51:58

everyone will go, Look at this fat guy. Cuz they

52:00

everything I do they have to pretend it's the end

52:02

of the world There's there.

52:04

I think this week. They're discussing 20 year

52:06

old YouTube videos You

52:09

think is they got this Chinese one But

52:14

you gotta tell these people what that is a really

52:16

bad picture of her there with the mouth open Yeah,

52:18

if your fat girl don't have a mouth fell out

52:21

in a picture. I Think

52:24

look at a live shot Just

52:26

but this is also the sphere that

52:28

you've chosen to engage in your husband

52:30

is a professional Hey Cecil yeah, r

52:35

Don't go after family members stand. Okay. Good

52:38

luck It's so easy

52:40

for me to suck these guys cocks because

52:42

I'm only three feet tall Glad

52:45

this freed you up to unleash the secret

52:47

animosity you've been oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah blah

52:49

blah blah blah blah Comics

52:51

gate, huh? What a bunch of the fun

52:54

group What a bunch of

52:56

fucking post not all of them not only

52:58

like some comics gate guys. Okay, that's crazy

53:00

I don't get it fuck people. Yeah, I

53:02

want I want all the cars you guys.

53:04

I don't know what I want all I

53:06

want is Look

53:09

all I want is no fat women to post pictures

53:11

online. Is it so hard to ask I

53:13

think That

53:15

might be a bit much you're not getting mad Why

53:18

because women love taking pictures their favorite so

53:21

the quartering and Cecil want me

53:23

to stop I mean they want you to

53:25

not these are the guys who are so anti

53:27

trans Trans women in

53:29

sports, but they want us to just not

53:31

react when some fucking heffa lump posted

53:34

a selfie of herself with her mouth

53:36

a gape like this Food

53:38

spilling like you could be sucked in like Kirby

53:41

at any moment. I'm supposed to just go. Oh,

53:43

that's a woman We

53:45

make a good point with the trans stuff because these

53:47

are also the same guys You know are constantly posted

53:49

pictures of like trying to do it all look great

53:51

or whatever and ridiculing their appearance

53:54

So like what is this idea that because

53:57

you're related to a lady. She's like

53:59

untouchable now That's not how this works What

54:02

are you talking about? She's all right. She's untouchable by

54:04

virtue of the Look, I

54:06

would say if you were like Some

54:09

like super nice guy or whatever, you know,

54:12

I don't even know who I would say.

54:14

Mr. Rogers. Maybe let's say mr Roger. Yeah

54:16

had a really fat wife. I Would

54:19

I would go I'd go yeah Pierce Brosnan. Okay.

54:21

Yeah, he does have a family in front of

54:23

his fat wife But I don't want to make

54:25

fun of your fat wife cuz Pierce Brosnan is

54:27

not out here Engaging his shit

54:29

flinging and you know,

54:31

it is she was probably attractive at

54:34

one point. They seem happy together It

54:36

seems like low-hanging hot. Yeah, exactly. Okay,

54:38

did someone say low-hanging fruit? I'm my

54:40

favorite, but you literally you

54:42

exist in a sphere on the internet

54:45

Where horrible things are being said cause it's

54:47

how you make you guys are saying money

54:49

from saying horrible You are doing it all

54:51

kinds of people and one guy don't go

54:53

after people families here, bro It's

54:55

not even like look you might even I don't

54:58

think like the underarm or mafia bro, right? You

55:00

don't make fun of our family The rip-off said

55:02

I'm gonna hold your fat wife down and rape

55:04

the shit out of her I might go that

55:07

that might be over the line over swung you

55:09

over Say you over swung a jar But he

55:12

posted a picture of her next to miss piggy

55:14

and you guys got so butt-heard

55:16

about it You wrote a news

55:18

article on your website about it.

55:20

That's so fucking weird Like

55:23

like crying like a little bitch because somebody compared your

55:25

wife to miss baby's way And also do you think

55:27

that's gonna make it stop? Do you think that's the

55:29

best way to you know what you do? You go

55:32

maybe you give her a toy if you lose this

55:34

way every week You know, are you up the only

55:36

way to stop some toy and this is to get

55:38

a large treasure chest of toys So

55:42

yeah these guys Pathetic

55:44

getting in getting in fights over That's

55:47

what's driven me nuts about all this entire

55:49

sphere of guys if they're like we love

55:53

Criticizing people and calling people horrible names and

55:55

whatever else and they've said horrible things about

55:57

me and I won't even repeat but whatever

56:00

I take it on a channel. They've said

56:02

that they probably got a word. Yeah. Yeah,

56:04

okay They've said horrible thing book is late and

56:06

the book is late. That's the worst thing it

56:08

could ever happen. It's not late. It's delayed estimated

56:12

shipping date luck You

56:15

just take it on a day. Can you not post that yeah?

56:21

Don't post look just go with it. Just

56:23

go along with it. You're right You know

56:25

most esteemed you're the most esteemed king of

56:27

nerd land who would dare who would dare

56:29

say that your wife is fat my liege

56:32

Now don't worry about it at all We'll

56:34

post the picture and my lord if anyone

56:37

if anyone posts a picture of Miss Piggy

56:39

in response then we shall rain

56:41

down our battalions of

56:44

Sanctimony upon them Lord Cecil right over here

56:46

you can oh no there you are down

56:48

there Lord Cecil Get up

56:50

here on this footstool, and you can proclaim your

56:53

love for his Lord nerd Roddick I'm not keeping

56:55

track of cloud I keep a track of all

56:57

the different players here But it seems like there's

56:59

a lot of fighting about what's okay, and what's

57:01

not Well you got the quartering who's

57:03

a guy in a half and you got Cecil who's

57:05

just a half yeah That's the best how you keep

57:07

track of it in your head the quartering get in

57:10

on this one I was a car he did if

57:12

there's a malady to defend the quartering shall be there

57:15

With his steed Mighty be a coffee

57:18

steed I think if you have decided

57:20

that the way you want to be

57:22

make money is by being a very

57:25

ass whole like asshole Yeah Okay,

57:28

it's the same for a certain African-American

57:30

comic creator goes. I don't

57:32

know why Anyone

57:35

would critique my comic book company

57:37

and say mean things about it.

57:40

It's like What do you

57:42

do to other comic book companies? What are you

57:44

talking about the favorite snack that she flies with

57:46

I bet when she flies That's

57:49

the mark of a true fat woman I

57:51

did she knows exactly what snacks she's bringing

57:53

on the plane I'm gonna get some we

57:55

have to get almond M&M's. I can't go

57:57

on a plane. I need my almond M&M's

58:00

I need my milk duds,

58:02

Kirby! I'm not

58:05

gonna make this fight! I can't

58:07

really do it, you know. No, you nailed it. Kirby!

58:10

Kirby, where are my milk duds? Kirby!

58:13

Did we get a- we're getting a Miss Piggy puppet,

58:15

I'm sure. I'm sure it's already in the works. Mwah!

58:19

Even- even though I'll say this though, it seemed like

58:21

EBS was kinda- They're doing it beautiful for me! At

58:23

first, he was kinda trying to uh... Heeee!

58:26

Trying to mediate, he's like, I

58:28

don't know, maybe too far, but...

58:32

Oh, I don't give a shit, not that- What?

58:36

It's gone- it's- Who cares? He's

58:38

made it so- it should've been a thing where you- he posted the

58:40

picture of her as Miss Piggy, and

58:42

he just- you don't say anything, and you move on. You

58:45

don't grandstand about- how could you- This

58:47

is family. Think about fame-y. This

58:49

movie's about fame-y. How do you- how do you-

58:51

we're family in this. Can't put family in

58:54

this, we're family. You

58:56

come to me the day

58:58

of my wife's buffet, and you post this

59:00

disrespect. These guys do have like

59:02

a weird social click. It's

59:05

called being gay. It's like-

59:08

it's- it's- the- I don't know, maybe

59:10

it's just a really deep great friendship where you feel

59:12

this- I don't know, tremendous need

59:14

to defend someone else's wife? I don't get it. I'm

59:16

a lady. I

59:19

would just go to Nerdrotic or whoever else and I'd go, Listen mate,

59:21

don't be a bitch, just move on, it's not important. But

59:24

lady, you dropped your- Somebody's in my

59:26

bag of mint Oreos. Hahahaha. And

59:29

if I'm- anybody- if I'm Jeremy at Keeps

59:32

It Gamers, and I don't know who wrote that

59:34

article, but they go, this is really horrible, I'm

59:36

gonna write an article about it. I'd go, no,

59:38

no, no, no. Doesn't Disney do that? Doesn't Disney

59:40

talk about like online trolls? Yeah, exactly. You know

59:42

what, that's a very good point. Exactly the same

59:45

thing. The harassment against our women

59:47

of color on the Star Wars set.

59:49

Our women of size. Can you believe

59:51

it? These online- these evil online trolls

59:53

are harassing our women of size. For

59:55

merely being beautiful, and

59:57

being too beautiful. and

1:00:00

posting pictures of it online. Basically,

1:00:05

the rules are, it

1:00:07

always comes down to, we're allowed to

1:00:09

do whatever we want. Some for me, more for me. Yeah,

1:00:11

exactly. We're allowed to do whatever we want and everything we

1:00:14

do is good. And if

1:00:16

anybody does the exact same thing but directed at us,

1:00:18

it's bad and evil. Unaccessible. And they

1:00:20

are morally abhorrent. Yeah. Hi,

1:00:23

Miss Piggy, how you been? Good point, Vito.

1:00:26

Oh, good old Miss Piggy. Ah,

1:00:32

Ripoff verse, what a hero that guy is.

1:00:34

That guy is a- One fucking Photoshop blown.

1:00:36

Now we know how to get him. Get

1:00:40

the word out to everybody, like an independent

1:00:43

state. Yeah, exactly. We know how to upload

1:00:45

the virus. We know how to get them-

1:00:47

Call their women fat and they'll just fall

1:00:49

apart. And all their fans clearly all have

1:00:52

fat wives too. We're

1:00:54

gonna spread like a virus. That's

1:00:57

a lot of, it's just, I

1:00:59

can't, I can't figure these

1:01:01

people out. It's about health, it's about health. I

1:01:03

don't- How do you spend all

1:01:06

this time- I don't have people to misinterpret

1:01:08

what I'm saying. Talking shit about all everything,

1:01:10

just constantly talking shit. And

1:01:12

someone makes fun of your wife and you go, I

1:01:14

can't process this. I can't, it's about-

1:01:17

It's about health.

1:01:19

It's about health. It's about health and being healthy.

1:01:21

She can pull them down. She looks like a

1:01:23

big bond lady though. Fat at the knees. It's

1:01:26

bad for the longevity. You wanna stay around, you wanna

1:01:28

be around for a long time. So you gotta eat

1:01:30

healthy and you gotta exercise. I mean, you already got

1:01:32

it. That's my point. Already got it. That's all of

1:01:35

what I said up until now was all about your

1:01:38

health. Yeah. Just wanna make that clear.

1:01:41

I mean, you gotta diminish the timeline

1:01:44

because all the meth use, right? So, you don't wanna

1:01:46

be fat on top of

1:01:48

that. That's about your health too. That's about your health

1:01:50

too. All this is about health. I

1:01:52

know, but what the health? You don't

1:01:54

wanna be a big fat slob. That's bad for your mental

1:01:56

health. Right. You gotta swim

1:01:59

down tight. helpful boom boom

1:02:02

What not to do is miss piggy? Example

1:02:05

all right. That's my problem great problem. Say

1:02:07

it again Guys

1:02:09

getting in fights over women great

1:02:12

stuff you think that was I think that's

1:02:15

Accurate I think I related it to the problem

1:02:18

This makes sense to me It's

1:02:23

Yoda to write where do you think is Yoda? Yeah

1:02:26

very very close. Yeah, who

1:02:28

did Fonzie sir? Fonzie bear

1:02:30

Fonzie He had a

1:02:33

very similar guy that did him Ed

1:02:35

Gein. Yeah, was it that

1:02:37

is not Ed Gein Were

1:02:39

you expecting me to not know who that guy was? Well,

1:02:43

I had somebody comment on the show they said you know what

1:02:45

you guys have really been fucking up the show and I said

1:02:47

What do you mean? I said you

1:02:49

don't play a sound in between problems to let

1:02:51

me know that we've moved on to the next

1:02:54

problem. Oh I am

1:02:57

roll of some sort You

1:03:00

gotta have a better sound than that. Yeah, we should but if

1:03:02

I play a fucking sound I search for online. It's gonna It's

1:03:05

gonna put ads all over the video and everyone's

1:03:08

gonna cry about what you have ads every five

1:03:10

minutes We can find other we

1:03:12

can find other sounds I guess I see

1:03:14

royalty free that we did that do it

1:03:16

now Sound

1:03:18

just go to the free sound org. I've already told you to

1:03:20

go to free sound org. Okay. Oh there it is a first

1:03:22

one All right, and

1:03:25

then you click the second one Okay,

1:03:31

that's a new problem happening Don't

1:03:38

download it. What do you mean? It's good one?

1:03:44

Download that if I played it I can't play it again

1:03:47

because then it means the problem is over I Man

1:03:52

I got two problems here. I guess I'll just go into the

1:03:54

one now. I'll save the one little piss everybody off for later

1:03:58

Great well, you know don't want to

1:04:00

ruin the fun just yet. Uh,

1:04:03

can we go to- We gotta talk about the- we gotta

1:04:05

have a huge fight about the card game. We should, yeah.

1:04:07

I think it could go either way. There's a couple of

1:04:10

ways to do it. I just think my way is clearly

1:04:12

better. Uh huh. It's

1:04:14

not that big an argument. We're gonna talk

1:04:16

about that. Alright. Huge argument. Okay.

1:04:18

Uh, so my problem is I- I've queued up some

1:04:20

videos on Twitter that I was hoping we could look

1:04:23

at. Is that a thing we can do while you're

1:04:25

making alien sound effects happen? I'm putting the fucking sound

1:04:27

effect in. That's a bad sound effect. I don't want

1:04:29

that to be the problem effect. I

1:04:33

don't know what sound you're talking about. Well, okay.

1:04:35

Uh, one thing you'll notice is that, uh, there's

1:04:38

always people trying to scare ya. Right? Because that's

1:04:40

how you get clicks. That's how you get excitement.

1:04:42

But some of these scare tactics I

1:04:45

find ridiculous. As I

1:04:47

saw with this tweet, uh, coming

1:04:50

from the Sean Spicer show. Oh, okay.

1:04:52

And I'll read that tweet here if

1:04:54

you bring it up. Uh,

1:04:56

Sean Spicer says, a chick

1:04:59

fillet chicken sandwich has over

1:05:01

50 ingredients, including

1:05:03

ingredients we make silly putty

1:05:06

out of. Oh

1:05:08

my god. Electrons? What?

1:05:14

I think I did end up resharing this where

1:05:16

I said, Philly putty. Did you know there's traces

1:05:18

of H.G.O. and McDonald's hamburger? There's this same H.G.O.

1:05:20

found in rat poison? Like, what is this? That

1:05:22

fucking broad you're talking to is half made out

1:05:24

of silly putty. Dude, look at her face. What

1:05:27

a goof around. What's been silly putty? I don't

1:05:29

know. It's like,

1:05:31

it's probably like some hydrocarbonate, whatever the

1:05:33

fuck. It's probably some generic,

1:05:35

like a preservative, like a

1:05:38

cornstarch kind of thing. That's

1:05:40

in everything. Uh, boric acid,

1:05:42

silica. Mm-hmm. Glycerine. Castor

1:05:45

oil. Okay, castor oil. I don't know.

1:05:48

Glycerine? I mean, glycer... What?

1:05:51

I don't even think that's true with that

1:05:53

guy saying... It doesn't make any sense, but

1:05:55

they always do this. My problem, dick, is

1:05:58

a fake food fakeout. It is the

1:06:00

theory that the food you are eating

1:06:02

is some sort of Inse-

1:06:04

okay We- when

1:06:06

the world heard the term- fake food?

1:06:09

fake food. fake food. Okay. Well,

1:06:11

I guess that's fake twice FFFO. Whatever.

1:06:13

I like it. fake food fake food

1:06:15

fake out. Oh fake food freak outs.

1:06:17

That makes me- you got it You

1:06:19

had a- this is exactly the card

1:06:21

game. You had a good and then

1:06:23

you fucking massage it and then bah

1:06:26

It's fake food freak outs. I killed my sale. I read

1:06:28

it wrong. Look. I killed my sale

1:06:30

my beautiful sale. Look. Ever

1:06:32

since people heard the term processed food

1:06:35

They decided to never learn what it actually

1:06:38

means and to just assume that their food

1:06:40

is some sort of plastic Hybrid

1:06:42

that the- that these companies

1:06:44

are sneaking glass shards and

1:06:47

plastic beads into everything they

1:06:49

eat. Yeah, and Look.

1:06:52

Liberals. On

1:06:56

some level I can totally understand wanting to know

1:06:58

what you eat. I get it But then

1:07:00

we get into- it doesn't like decompose either like

1:07:03

there's ice cream that's not melting for two years

1:07:05

Is that a thing? I didn't see that

1:07:07

one, but I'm sure there's a perfect- somebody had

1:07:09

an ice cream and it wasn't Okay. Well

1:07:11

good. I have some examples that I brought up

1:07:13

on my thing We can

1:07:15

look we can look at exactly what people are talking about This is

1:07:18

my- someone ate a Big Mac and they shit out a whole Big

1:07:20

Mac. Did you see that one? They shit

1:07:22

an entire Big Mac. The buns do in

1:07:24

the same shape. Yeah, I don't think that's

1:07:26

correct Here was a video

1:07:28

that I saw over on TikTok If you eat

1:07:31

Wendy's you know that every burger has identical perfect

1:07:33

pieces of magic on them. You don't have to

1:07:35

answer the puzzle? So we put it to the

1:07:37

desk. Wait,

1:07:39

what puzzle? The puzzle piece that popped up.

1:07:42

So you're supposed to drag the puzzle piece. I don't

1:07:44

know what I passed. You just clicked it away. You

1:07:46

don't have to answer that fucking puzzle? It's always judging

1:07:48

you like oh you did the puzzle. It's not that

1:07:51

great, it wasn't as fast as it could be. Yeah,

1:07:53

most people are faster than you. You can just

1:07:55

skip off of it? Fuck you! Maybe

1:07:57

it depends on where you're at. Anyway, this

1:07:59

is a general- who you know at Wendy's

1:08:01

of course have that beautiful green lettuce and

1:08:03

every burger well he wants to prove to

1:08:05

you gonna burn wet lettuce you

1:08:08

burn your head shouldn't the lettuce burn no

1:08:10

crack head it's gonna burn look he's trying

1:08:12

to burn

1:08:17

the lettuce and he says look

1:08:19

it's fake it's plastic

1:08:21

it's plastic would burn

1:08:25

you crack at it you

1:08:27

can boil water in lettuce look

1:08:30

it's melting but it's not actually

1:08:32

oh my god your skin will

1:08:34

bubble to their point X they

1:08:36

say it's only

1:08:47

positive burn you fucking read there

1:08:49

it smells like metal that's why

1:08:51

so their belief is let's be

1:08:53

clear if you go on tiktok there's like

1:08:55

hundreds of these people are way too comfortable

1:08:57

lighting things on fire in their car well

1:08:59

you should have the way of down fucking

1:09:01

mess at it I think there might be

1:09:03

something there so

1:09:06

your theory your working theory is that it would

1:09:08

be so instead of lettuce which is just a

1:09:10

crop you can grow in the ground throw

1:09:12

some water on it and then you just

1:09:14

get a bunch of mexicans to pick out

1:09:17

of the ground you think it would be

1:09:19

cheaper for the Wendy's corporation to

1:09:21

manufacture in synthetic plastic

1:09:24

lettuce where we got

1:09:26

him that's how we get him

1:09:28

you got him again at these bad we

1:09:30

got these guys they're gonna get it out of

1:09:33

here gonna eat our friend waggon they're still

1:09:35

eating it by the way this was the

1:09:37

class these are a classic the new year for

1:09:39

those of you let's see oh shit I

1:09:41

got it open twice this

1:09:43

is actually an old video but this is gonna

1:09:45

light all their food they're convinced that it's actually

1:09:47

plastic they think it's plastic they think that if

1:09:49

you set I mean it's not

1:09:52

very good cheese no it's cheap cheese but let's

1:09:54

be clear any type of cheese if you hold

1:09:56

a lighter up to it you could probably get

1:09:58

it to turn black because the idea It's

1:10:00

like it's such a hot heat listen to that listen

1:10:02

to it last day This

1:10:05

is ridiculous do your hair I

1:10:10

didn't believe this until I went to my fridge

1:10:12

and got this cheese or actually

1:10:14

have a That

1:10:16

traffic team countertop. I Don't

1:10:19

know what's going on here. No, this is nine

1:10:21

years literally for a very year And

1:10:25

it's not melting okay, but here's the

1:10:27

thing that I It's not wax

1:10:31

Look at this steak. It's not melting

1:10:33

at all what everybody brings up

1:10:36

eventually though I well that's strange because I've

1:10:38

definitely made a grilled cheese with that and

1:10:40

it melted like like no 100 degrees Yeah,

1:10:42

you know well No, it's uh what do

1:10:45

you call it from uh from the craft

1:10:47

corporation? They say in the

1:10:49

case of natural cheese because obviously

1:10:51

natural cheese Uh for

1:10:54

people who don't know craft singles have those

1:10:56

emulsifying salts in them which make it like

1:10:58

super floppy Yeah, they make it

1:11:00

super creamy. It's actually funny I saw a video

1:11:02

of a guy he's like here's how to make a bag

1:11:04

of cheese put some Velveeta in there Everybody was freaking out

1:11:07

It's like no that's actually how like if you don't have

1:11:09

access to emulsifying salts which are like a rare ingredient that

1:11:11

most people don't have You can just throw some Velveeta in

1:11:13

there and get the same thing, but

1:11:15

I gotta make the food videos man Did

1:11:19

the guy reach out to you the editor which a

1:11:21

very good editor DMed me and said I'm gonna reach

1:11:23

out to Vito and he's gonna have some bullshit excuse

1:11:25

for why he doesn't I

1:11:28

think I did He's good. He

1:11:30

makes good stuff all right well I said I'll

1:11:32

write it and I'll record my voice if somebody

1:11:34

will do all the video editing and find do

1:11:36

it good though find foot Yeah What

1:11:41

a shitty thing to say to anybody about anything yeah,

1:11:43

but yeah, but good do it good oh Okay,

1:11:46

I was gonna do a really shitty job. I'm glad

1:11:48

you said that very how you

1:11:51

gave up from people are walking away You go

1:11:53

hey hey do it good though. Oh, why'd you

1:11:55

stop? fucker I

1:11:57

was planning on doing a bad job Craft

1:12:01

singles need lower longer heat because you know if

1:12:03

you make a grilled cheese Again

1:12:06

because as the emulsifying salt look the thing is

1:12:08

all these like crazy theories you ever see the

1:12:10

guys are like always obsessed with The fact that

1:12:12

a McDonald's hamburger won't grow mold on it. We

1:12:14

go look no it odd. It's not though a

1:12:17

bit odd Okay, well, let's

1:12:19

let's think about it logically a McDonald's

1:12:22

hamburger juice sure the Jews are giving the

1:12:24

Jews are selling you fake A million they're

1:12:26

taking orders from the Jews. It's never like

1:12:28

it's never like following through and going okay

1:12:30

It's beef. We know that beef is sold

1:12:33

in the supermarket. It doesn't make sense to

1:12:35

make fake beef It makes more sense to

1:12:37

just get a cow and kill it Okay,

1:12:40

so what is actually a lot of

1:12:42

preservatives and stuff not in McDonald's beef

1:12:44

9. Yeah, it's 100% of

1:12:47

beef That's it

1:12:49

most restaurants like the buns. There's a lot

1:12:51

of sugar buns probably have a shit ton

1:12:53

of sugar We're talking about

1:12:55

the man you talk where people make the video You know

1:12:57

it used to be I think when people go to they

1:12:59

would go to schools to try and prove a point about

1:13:01

food I think this happened in our

1:13:03

school like a food scientist came in they said

1:13:05

look I've had this McDonald's hamburger for 10 years

1:13:07

and look it's perfectly preserved and when you're a

1:13:09

kid you're like wow Gross, but then

1:13:12

when you're an adult you go okay, well cut

1:13:14

me have that hamburger. Yeah, well first I want

1:13:16

it Yeah, well first of all the surface area

1:13:18

of that patty is very small. They're not big

1:13:20

burgers, and they're very thin There's

1:13:22

not a lot of moisture in you need moisture

1:13:25

for mold to happen right oh So

1:13:27

there's a limited amount of moisture in a McDonald's

1:13:29

hamburger that if you leave it out It's just

1:13:31

it dries out make these videos man. Okay. It's

1:13:34

a good example is Beef

1:13:36

jerky does beef jerky ever grow mold on very rarely

1:13:38

you would have to get it wet You would have

1:13:40

to like so you get open if you leave it

1:13:42

open and there's moisture in the bag It could grow

1:13:45

mold on it, but otherwise beef jerky will keep for

1:13:47

a while That's basically what happens with McDonald's hamburger is

1:13:50

that it doesn't have enough moisture for mold to grow on

1:13:52

it So just dries the fuck out of all the chemicals

1:13:54

they put on no the

1:13:56

fake plastic lettuce and the fake plastic cheese and

1:14:00

All this nonsense look it's all these people

1:14:02

and then they start you get these crazy.

1:14:04

What do you call it you get these

1:14:06

crazy? Ideas

1:14:09

that sound cute, but they're never true your own when

1:14:11

I think was in school It would be like you

1:14:13

know why they changed the name to KFC right because

1:14:16

it's illegal to say it's illegal to say yeah

1:14:18

I know it's not really checking started that you

1:14:20

started that that was you yeah That's

1:14:25

another problem Problem

1:14:27

is is people claiming that their school

1:14:29

was responsible for a certain meme or

1:14:32

joke Yeah, I

1:14:34

bet my school started for 20. We were

1:14:36

the first ones Another good

1:14:38

one. I remember is uh there's another Domino's thing

1:14:40

is um yeah I always think oh here comes

1:14:42

another food problem, but then like 30 minutes in

1:14:45

I'm like man I gotta know about this food

1:14:47

problem. I'm gonna you talking about well a Domino's

1:14:49

everybody eats on the box. It says 100%

1:14:53

real cheese Pedo free cheese should

1:14:55

say whatever said pedo free cheese, and then

1:14:57

the rumor that was going around was that

1:14:59

there was a company Named

1:15:02

100% real So

1:15:05

that was the name of the company selling fake

1:15:07

cheese, but then they could say yes. It's 100%

1:15:09

real cheese So

1:15:12

there's always you that am I allowed to do that

1:15:14

I don't care about to do that they'll come

1:15:16

and say I never and make a company

1:15:18

called a hundred percent not come I Wonder

1:15:23

if there is like a loophole you can get away with doing

1:15:26

something like that You know like no

1:15:28

like a gold company 100% gold Probably

1:15:31

100% gold bars. Yeah, and then the

1:15:33

bars are made my I'm gold I

1:15:35

got on that Mars yo

1:15:38

how I got fucked was cuz it's

1:15:40

the what's the juice company ocean spray

1:15:42

if you go to the We're

1:15:45

already talking about gold what do you mean?

1:15:47

Oh juice juice uh-huh you go to the

1:15:49

store You ever see the bottles that say

1:15:52

and it's big 100%

1:15:55

juice yeah like awesome

1:15:57

cuz I just want cranberry juice only

1:16:00

cranberry juice and that's 100% juice but

1:16:04

it's not 100% cranberry juice 100%

1:16:08

a bunch of different juices cut together

1:16:10

labeled as cranberry yeah they fuck

1:16:12

ya yeah uh so look

1:16:15

uh false labeling aside it's on the

1:16:17

cranberry side huh? I haven't had

1:16:19

cranberry juice in a while I do get a buzz ball are

1:16:22

they good? it was alright I finally wanted- I

1:16:24

kept seeing them and I was like I wanna try it

1:16:26

I need to I tried the cranberry

1:16:28

one it was good mixed with- I mixed it

1:16:30

with my prime that was alright I came in

1:16:32

here to try to clean up and I picked up

1:16:35

all your can- one can after the next and they're

1:16:37

all cold I'm like oh whoops that was Vito's oh

1:16:39

what- wait how many fucking Kansans Vito have in here

1:16:41

right now today? wait I know I have this I

1:16:43

got the da- this is empty I have the da-

1:16:45

you like a Neil Hamburger over there? and I got

1:16:47

a copy I got a deal with I

1:16:49

do have a lime buzz ball I'm looking forward to trying

1:16:52

that's in my fridge right now okay

1:16:54

do you get the TikTok videos of

1:16:56

the guy making a crazy alcoholic nonsense?

1:16:59

no I got bands from TikTok oh man

1:17:01

making fun of fat women that's who

1:17:03

you can't everybody says like Nick

1:17:06

Fuentes and all these guys think they're so tough making fun

1:17:08

of Jews try making fun of fat women making

1:17:10

fun of women is the real- that's the real

1:17:12

line try to- try to gum where I'm

1:17:14

at boys try to get on my

1:17:16

level once you're done with all this you know anti-Semitic shit

1:17:18

you come over here people

1:17:21

have been dunking on the Jews a lot lately well you know they uh well

1:17:25

they're gonna spare world war because

1:17:27

of who you were making fun of before all

1:17:29

the trying to get around the Sabbath and stuff with

1:17:31

their magic string around New York and shit the kosher

1:17:34

light switch have you seen it? yeah we were talking

1:17:36

about it have you seen the commercial? I finally watched

1:17:38

how it works well I didn't see a

1:17:40

commercial but it was like a breakdown of it uh oh what's

1:17:43

the commercial? there's a whole commercial on the

1:17:45

kosher light switch oh my god how am

1:17:47

I gonna turn off this light? this rabbi's

1:17:50

hat goes woo pops up is that real?

1:17:52

woo! no that doesn't happen pops up kosherly

1:17:55

woo! like that all

1:17:57

I know is that if you're on TikTok you can

1:17:59

see someone claim that your food is

1:18:01

plastic for some reason. Just keep

1:18:03

in mind that plastic costs probably

1:18:05

more money than just growing food.

1:18:08

I know a kid in high school who was like, I can't believe you eat

1:18:10

that instant rice. And I'm like, what do you mean? He's

1:18:12

like, well, because it's plastic. I'm like,

1:18:14

you think there's a factory where they're

1:18:17

cutting up little sheets of plastic to

1:18:19

make rice instead of just growing rice,

1:18:21

the most abundant crop on the fucking

1:18:23

planet? It costs nothing to grow rice,

1:18:25

you retard. There is plastic

1:18:27

in everything. There is plastic in everything.

1:18:29

But they're not putting it on purpose.

1:18:32

It's that we- You're not detecting it with

1:18:34

a lighter in your fucking Corolla. If you're

1:18:36

worried about eating your plastic, I hate to

1:18:39

tell you this, you're fucked. You cannot not

1:18:41

eat plastic at this point. We've been

1:18:43

leeching it into the rivers. But what's plastic is in the

1:18:45

tattoos on that guy's sleeve. Look

1:18:47

at this, it's so unhealthy. It's plastic-less. Bro,

1:18:49

you have a fucking swastika on your,

1:18:51

inside of your wrist. One

1:18:53

of the big tragedies of food is like, if you're a

1:18:55

fish guy that they now tell you, they're like, yeah, you

1:18:57

shouldn't eat so much fish. Cause

1:19:00

like, there's just so much plastic and mercury in the

1:19:02

oceans now, that if you eat fish more than like

1:19:04

two times a week, they're like, yes,

1:19:06

that. I mean, it's like, you know,

1:19:08

low calorie, but it will just eventually rot your

1:19:10

brain away and call the mercury. Mercury, what the

1:19:12

fuck are you talking about? Dude, there's a shit,

1:19:14

cause we've been, for the longest time, the factories

1:19:17

were just dumping everything in the ocean. Who? Who

1:19:19

was doing that? Every company ever? Like, I

1:19:22

don't know, any textile plants, whatever. Anything near

1:19:24

a river- Is a textile. A

1:19:27

textile is like cloth and fucking- What the fuck?

1:19:29

Clothing and shit. So like for the

1:19:32

last 80 years or 100 years, ever since, okay. We've

1:19:34

been dumping mercury in the ocean? For the industrial revolution, we just

1:19:36

said the ocean. You can just put anything in there that you

1:19:38

want. And it's gotten to a level now where if you eat

1:19:41

a fish, if you eat fish more than like two times a

1:19:43

week, you can build up

1:19:45

a lethal dose of mercury in your body. Oh,

1:19:47

shut up. That's not true. Look it up. No,

1:19:49

I'm not looking it up. I'll find CNN or

1:19:51

like- There's guys who have said- Crew.neon or something.

1:19:53

I tried to go on like, look, now I

1:19:55

probably sound like a conspiracy theorist. I

1:19:57

do, no fucking way. I've read articles where guys like- Where if I get a

1:19:59

whole foods? It's the same so coming out of

1:20:01

the same fucking ocean if I pay extra No,

1:20:04

it's all got mercury in it and

1:20:06

a shit ton of plastic fishes like plastic.

1:20:08

I'm fine with I don't want any mercury

1:20:11

Well that you can't not have mercury. I

1:20:13

can't attune. I simply won't allow that it

1:20:16

any fish You're eating has some mercury in it, bro

1:20:19

What about the really big ones? It

1:20:24

is what it is the ocean is just fucking About

1:20:26

this shit all that you and her you're

1:20:28

oh, you know what well cuz I

1:20:30

like But if you are fucking biased yours, oh, yeah

1:20:32

cuz fat guys in the filet of fish, right? I

1:20:35

like to play a fish you can't get it too

1:20:37

often. You guys like fish so much cuz you can

1:20:39

fry it Oh, I like

1:20:41

it. Not fried. I like like what do you

1:20:43

call this a sheen fascinating? Yeah,

1:20:47

Asian people eat fish like crazy I know a

1:20:49

lot of fat guys and I eat normal so

1:20:51

I know what you guys are eating Weird

1:20:54

and you all Fucking love I think

1:20:56

it's more that if I mean if I talk to

1:20:59

a fat guy about food 100% chance He's

1:21:01

gonna start talking about I think skinny people stay

1:21:03

skinny because they're not very adventurous what they're eating

1:21:05

They just go I found a thing out like

1:21:07

I knew a guy like, you know, I

1:21:09

eat a box Whatever Annie's mac and cheese

1:21:11

five nights a week. I know a kid That's all

1:21:14

he ate like five nights a week eat and Annie's

1:21:16

mac and cheese box. We had mac and cheese for

1:21:18

dinner Well, I was

1:21:20

in box back no sausage either just mac and cheese

1:21:22

that's the exactly in a fat guy goes We're not

1:21:25

just gonna eat a fucking box mac and cheese I'm

1:21:27

gonna get you know a protein in

1:21:29

there and some sides and some bread Do you

1:21:31

think nerd Roddick will be mad at us? I

1:21:33

don't I hope not That

1:21:35

guy's weird. We're just joking around. Well, it seems like

1:21:38

a lot of people are upset on his behalf diesel

1:21:40

Too if there's any beef it's on their side. Not

1:21:42

on it. Not coming from us. It's not coming from

1:21:44

us Nothing's coming from

1:21:46

us. It's all on them. Aren't you like weren't you

1:21:48

like breaking bread? Well, I'm not breaking bread, but it

1:21:50

seemed like Cecil was coming around or something. I don't

1:21:52

know he got he went

1:21:54

really aggressive about defending

1:21:57

Eric July Yeah, and then

1:21:59

it turned out like Like, Ersula is a huge fucking

1:22:02

idiot. I'm the Ira trailer, I mean, what

1:22:04

do you- how can you defend that? Well,

1:22:06

you kinda- you kinda look retarded now.

1:22:09

Yeah, I mean- And you're friends with a lot

1:22:11

of girls, so you're sus already. I don't know

1:22:13

what to tell you about that. I

1:22:16

did see that he did a livestream and there was a lot

1:22:18

of fighting. Oh, there's fighting? I

1:22:20

guess, I don't know, I can't fault- look, that's

1:22:22

the other thing- It sucks, man, it sucks to

1:22:24

have to have, like, friends tied up with your

1:22:26

money. Like, I don't give a fuck who

1:22:29

likes me, you know? So it's a

1:22:32

lot easier. Things are a lot easier for us,

1:22:34

cause we have a- like a Patreon, you know?

1:22:36

Like, we don't have to worry about, like, Oh,

1:22:39

every show we do has to, like, pop off,

1:22:41

or we won't get super chats, or I don't

1:22:43

know. All these guys, like, have to be... popular,

1:22:46

I guess. Ah. And

1:22:49

I can come on here and say, kill babies,

1:22:51

and it's fine. No, it wasn't fine. Cause

1:22:54

only like- only like 20 people are gonna pull

1:22:56

their Patreon. I could talk about that, your- your

1:22:58

problem for like two hours, but I don't wanna-

1:23:00

I don't wanna drag everyone through it. Well then,

1:23:02

let's not. Anyway, my problem is

1:23:05

fake food, freakouts, dick, it is your

1:23:07

turn, why don't you play a sound

1:23:10

to signify the end of one problem leaving you another. I

1:23:12

was gonna remember to do it. You don't need to act

1:23:14

like you're doing it. Yeah,

1:23:17

but I was gonna remember. So now it looks like

1:23:19

you deserve credit for the joke. I

1:23:22

do remember a lot of things for this show that you

1:23:24

forget, so that's good. You didn't even give me a second

1:23:26

to- it's like, you could at least

1:23:28

let me see to my eyes that

1:23:30

I wasn't gonna remember and then do it, but you just- Hey, why

1:23:32

don't you have your classic Popeye bit, why don't you do that one.

1:23:36

That's not the right one! This

1:23:40

is horrible, this

1:23:43

is horrible dick myself. That

1:23:45

makes me another problem! God,

1:23:48

you're so fucking picky! I

1:23:56

love the guy who sent me a nice little

1:23:58

message like, you know what'd be- It would

1:24:00

help the fans if you make a sound

1:24:02

in between. I agree. I didn't realize it

1:24:04

would turn into I totally Decorating about which

1:24:06

sound would be used. This is problem. I'm

1:24:09

gonna call time vampires. Okay people that just

1:24:11

want to like oh Man

1:24:15

Okay, well give it a second you can you

1:24:18

can figure it out, right? No, I can't figure

1:24:20

it out I won't good at

1:24:22

figuring you know, you know, whatever. I'm not looking

1:24:24

Jake has to log into his discord man I

1:24:27

gotta do a multi-factor multi-factor

1:24:29

it in the meantime

1:24:31

times every day to you do do you go on

1:24:34

multi-factor? I only like once why I

1:24:36

will remind people guys don't forget super killer ends

1:24:38

this month to get in at indiegogo You can

1:24:40

go to super killer org check that out We

1:24:42

have our new bonus episode the biggest

1:24:45

problem the apocalypse is live on patreon check

1:24:47

that out Is there a tier at super

1:24:49

killer where I never have to hear a

1:24:51

sales pitch for super killer again? No I

1:24:53

mean the sales pitches will end when the campaign

1:24:55

is the campaign is ending. That's it. I can't

1:24:59

Let me do one last push. Okay

1:25:03

One last put I normally don't get my name for a year and

1:25:06

a half No, I have night has not been

1:25:08

a year and a half Okay, when was

1:25:10

the first time you talked about it? I talked

1:25:12

about that. I was working on it I wasn't

1:25:14

you know accounts that's a shill. When was that?

1:25:16

Okay part of the show is that we talk

1:25:18

about what we're up to and if that's something

1:25:20

I was up to it's not a shilling It's

1:25:23

what do you been up to? Oh, I'm working

1:25:25

on a very exciting project But I'm sure we'll

1:25:27

go swimmingly and will not devolve and do a

1:25:29

constant hellscape from which every time I post anything

1:25:31

on Twitter Someone goes where she was on the

1:25:33

comic A

1:25:37

bunch of shit's got done and I sent out

1:25:39

orders. We've got the plush toys coming in We're

1:25:41

getting like a mom to dude that guy said

1:25:43

mom to him. It means he's young so, you

1:25:46

know, that's good This is the problem. Why

1:25:48

is this the problem? I'm vampires. How

1:25:50

is it a time? You're saying boogie's

1:25:52

a time vampire. Yeah, good. Yes, I

1:25:54

agree Boogie

1:25:57

I was like, come on man. This is not that hard

1:26:00

This is not a vetoes twitter, this

1:26:02

is a boogie's twitter. Yeah,

1:26:04

boogie's twitter sounds different. Boogie's twitter

1:26:06

sounds like... Boogie's really

1:26:08

like, uh... I mean,

1:26:10

if you're rooting for the cancer, you might

1:26:13

be on the winning team for that one.

1:26:15

Uh, no, someone wrote and said they have

1:26:17

the same thing. Yeah, but he's

1:26:19

saying, because he has so many other health problems that,

1:26:21

like, for him it's worse. Like being mentally retarded. And

1:26:23

then somebody said, why don't you run a GoFundMe for

1:26:25

your cancer? And he says, you can't do it because

1:26:27

he's worried he'll get made fun of by Moist Critical.

1:26:30

Coz Moist Critical made it. Yeah,

1:26:32

that guy, um... Um,

1:26:35

what are you... Wait, is that his name? Moist Critical? I'm

1:26:38

trying to find a boogie's twitter sound effect. Okay.

1:26:40

Boogie's twitter. Boogie's twitter.

1:26:44

Boogie's deeper. Boogie's deeper

1:26:46

gorilla. That's a lady

1:26:48

doing that. These are all people

1:26:50

trying to sound like monkeys. These are people?

1:26:52

That one sounded like a lady. I'm gonna be white. I

1:26:56

hope so. This

1:27:01

is terrible. You thought

1:27:03

early morning sunrise was the one to click on? I'm

1:27:06

just going in a row. You're right, it is

1:27:08

people. Hold

1:27:10

on. Hold on, hold

1:27:13

on, hold on. There's definitely a bunch of

1:27:15

people just uploading them, making monkey noises. What

1:27:17

should I search for? Gorillas chimping out. Definitely

1:27:20

don't search for that. Don't search

1:27:22

for that. Chimping out is not

1:27:24

a thing you should ever search for. Gorillas sound effect. See,

1:27:29

if we're on freesound, I can find you a great

1:27:31

sound effect immediately. Who-ing. Gorillas

1:27:34

howling, great. Wait, is this gonna

1:27:36

be royalty free? It's a sound effect,

1:27:38

so I assume so. I

1:27:41

don't know, you can't assume. You can copyright claim

1:27:43

a sound effect, I've never run into that. Okay,

1:27:46

this is on you then. If there's a bunch of ads,

1:27:48

it's on you. That might be an

1:27:50

ad. No, if there's a bunch

1:27:52

of ads on our show. Okay. Man,

1:27:54

no, this looks too- Just

1:27:56

play it! This looks too high quality. bunch

1:28:00

of different sounds boogie

1:28:05

twitter boogie twitter i forgot what

1:28:07

i was doing I forgot what

1:28:09

i was doing alright okay so

1:28:12

you said to boogie well boogie's been talking about he's

1:28:14

gonna kill him well he's not gonna kill himself the

1:28:16

cancer is gonna kill him yeah and

1:28:19

he needs money cancer is gonna throw me right

1:28:21

off a bridge he

1:28:23

needs money to pay for treatment I

1:28:27

talked to him on the phone and I haven't said my

1:28:29

treatment for my cancer is whores as it turns out look

1:28:31

I talked to the guy I said look I don't have

1:28:33

a lot of money I can't just like you know

1:28:36

he's telling me that nobody has gym money um

1:28:38

chisel each other down hey

1:28:41

boogie how you doing oh man Vito bad I

1:28:43

need money for my treatment oh man I wish

1:28:45

I could help I don't have any money let

1:28:47

me see those video games you see what's happening

1:28:49

I said I would I said if like he

1:28:51

I said if he did it go fund

1:28:54

me I'd throw in like 50 bucks I can't give

1:28:56

him too much or whatever but yeah I

1:28:58

also said look it's not too much sounds like

1:29:01

you're trying to sell a bunch of your stuff

1:29:03

yeah and then yeah I said this week cuz

1:29:05

he's posted on how he's gonna die of cancer

1:29:07

he said take a picture of whatever video games

1:29:09

you have and send it to me I'm

1:29:11

happy to give you money in

1:29:14

return for product I will buy your things

1:29:16

so you can afford cancer and boogie says

1:29:19

call me I'll facetime the whole

1:29:21

thing it ain't worth much

1:29:23

because I never really collected physically but

1:29:25

as I keep telling you it's yours

1:29:27

when you're ready I don't

1:29:30

I don't want to facetime just take a

1:29:33

picture of it using the camera phone that

1:29:35

every human being has I

1:29:37

mean I don't want to get

1:29:40

on a facetime fucking time vampires hey so

1:29:42

you want

1:29:48

those video games oh yeah let me just let

1:29:51

me do a 30-minute live stream about them let

1:29:53

me just sit over here so how you doing

1:29:55

it's in the middle of the day man yeah

1:29:57

what do you mean how am I doing Fucking

1:30:00

working right I'm trying to get this deal

1:30:02

done so I can go do something else.

1:30:04

Yeah me too. I'm trying to get a bunch of Man

1:30:11

do you see those new magic sets coming out Cowboys

1:30:14

and stuff I mean that's part of why they want to do

1:30:16

a face time is I don't have time for a big long

1:30:18

thing You know you're lucky. You don't

1:30:21

know how lucky you have it. Yeah, I'm vampire

1:30:23

I Get

1:30:25

this from a lot of people want to try to buy stuff

1:30:27

from where I go they go Oh, you know I gotta you

1:30:30

know I'll go through it. I'll call you up We'll go through

1:30:32

it like thing by thing I'm like just take a picture of

1:30:34

it, and I could see what you have and either say yeah

1:30:36

I want that or no text it yeah next time you're around

1:30:38

we have a moment Let

1:30:41

me know and I'll we can reconnect. I'll call

1:30:43

you up. We can go through it ever. It's

1:30:45

gonna be never well Maybe

1:30:47

I could maybe I could send you a Recording

1:30:50

of my voice later, and you could listen

1:30:52

to it. Why do people send? Okay,

1:30:55

text I go nuts because they're

1:30:58

Demons for now That's

1:31:00

why you ever check like now They give you the

1:31:02

whoever came up with this is a part a bad

1:31:05

person Well, I'll go check my

1:31:07

messages on Twitter, and I'll see someone left me

1:31:09

a minute-long voice message And

1:31:11

I go just type out what you want to say.

1:31:13

I don't want to listen to you talk about it.

1:31:16

What is this the guy? Satan

1:31:18

had a deal that guy who made the if you

1:31:20

get a text or an email of the security code

1:31:22

And then it just pops up and you can press

1:31:25

it yeah Did you know that

1:31:27

they have that on do you have that on and

1:31:29

on green text? What happens some

1:31:31

pops up when you have to when you go to

1:31:33

a website? And you have to log in and then

1:31:35

it's like we sent you a code in your email

1:31:38

It'll sometimes auto fill it from my

1:31:40

phone your phone does that something okay

1:31:42

Apple got that also you also have

1:31:45

okay? The guy that made

1:31:47

that they had to make an anti version of

1:31:49

that guy that turned the hey What

1:31:51

if I could just talk and instead

1:31:53

of transcribing it would just send you the

1:31:56

recording? So you'd have to sit through and

1:31:58

listen to it fast the moving the dumbest

1:32:00

people in the- we focus text that is the

1:32:02

worst people in the world that you've ever met

1:32:04

in your life. Yeah. Them

1:32:06

and all their friends really love this idea. I

1:32:09

think everything- so for me, everything is just

1:32:11

faster through text, right? Yeah.

1:32:14

Like infinitely. Yeah, but you're the fucking

1:32:16

caller- you're the fucking caller supreme. No,

1:32:19

you never pick up! I know! I

1:32:22

don't want to talk on the phone! I want to have

1:32:25

text conversations! I just call- sometimes I

1:32:27

call with like something that's like I want a quick

1:32:29

answer, like an immediate answer and then I'm gonna hang

1:32:31

up after two seconds. I will give you an immediate

1:32:33

answer over text. A

1:32:35

hundred percent of the time. Now,

1:32:38

I find that a call gets me there quicker

1:32:40

and sometimes I gotta explain- I'm not an energy

1:32:42

vampire, do I talk your head off? I'm

1:32:44

usually quick when I call you. I wouldn't know.

1:32:47

I don't answer those. Pick up the fucking phone.

1:32:49

I will never answer a phone call, ever.

1:32:52

You might enjoy phone calls with me. I will-

1:32:54

no, I've been burned out by phone calls. One

1:32:56

of the good things about me is I'm a

1:32:58

great phone conf- I won't say that. No, because

1:33:00

I'm watching TV or I'm having

1:33:02

dinner or something, jacking off,

1:33:05

you don't know what I'm doing. Do I

1:33:07

have time to- I want to interrupt

1:33:09

all this shit to have a two second phone call. So then I

1:33:11

just want to call like I was calling because we're gonna do the

1:33:13

phone calls, I want to call what time- see what time you're available.

1:33:16

Yeah, that's a great text. All that. Sounds

1:33:19

like a great text. at 12.30. You

1:33:22

can- a little quicker with the voice. That's a

1:33:24

little quicker. Never, never. Never

1:33:26

complicated. Never complicated. No. When

1:33:29

they invented the printing press, they should have gouged out everyone's

1:33:31

vocal folds, so no

1:33:33

one could ever talk again. Vocal folds.

1:33:35

Chords. Yeah, I think vocal folds

1:33:37

is- I was wondering if that was correct. My

1:33:40

vocal folds. I think it is. I think

1:33:42

that's for uh, that's for mer- mer people. They

1:33:45

have the vocal folds. They have the vocal fold?

1:33:47

Yeah, the little gills on the side. Is there

1:33:49

anything? Vocal folds? Let's find out. Now

1:33:51

I want to know. Yeah. Also

1:33:53

known as vocal folds. Wow, I learned something new today. I'm a pathologist,

1:33:55

so I never- Bask the leg. Uh,

1:33:58

Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Discord. Big

1:34:00

time, big time

1:34:03

wasters and boogie. Well

1:34:05

I don't understand, I'm still... Well

1:34:09

if you want any of my stuff when I kill

1:34:11

myself, I guess you're just gonna have to FaceTime me.

1:34:15

I'll gladly walk

1:34:17

you around my house and

1:34:19

you could say what you want, but I

1:34:22

guess if you're too busy for

1:34:24

old boogs. I don't

1:34:26

know if he saw the follow up

1:34:28

where he's like, you know, being like,

1:34:30

well what exactly is it? You're looking at Lee

1:34:32

and trying to make it sound like it was really reasonable that

1:34:35

he couldn't take a picture of it. He's like, well

1:34:37

I don't even know what you're looking for really. I

1:34:39

don't know what you're looking for, you know, like are

1:34:41

you looking for arcade one-up machines? No boogie, I don't

1:34:43

want you to ship those giant fucking

1:34:45

arcade machines to me. I'm

1:34:47

talking about like video games, like what do you

1:34:49

mean? Just take a video. There you go, look,

1:34:52

there you go. I'm obviously

1:34:54

not trying to buy your arcade machines from California,

1:34:56

doesn't even live in like the middle of... I

1:34:58

want your bathtub. I want that bathtub. I'm gonna

1:35:00

use it as a bomb shelter. I'm like video

1:35:02

games, like PlayStation, then I had to let... like

1:35:04

that's the other thing is I had he's like,

1:35:06

well you know you gotta be more specific. I'm

1:35:08

like, just take a picture, what do you mean?

1:35:10

Video games. That's what I like, that's

1:35:12

what I collect. And I was

1:35:14

like, I don't know man, Nintendo, Sega, PlayStation, and he's like,

1:35:16

I don't have any. I'm like, well they just say you

1:35:18

don't have any, now you are. He

1:35:20

said the only thing he has is Time Vampire. Time

1:35:23

Vampire. He led me to believe he

1:35:25

had video games, apparently. Not really. They

1:35:27

always do. Sucking down

1:35:29

your time. And told me I was getting a

1:35:31

dragon statue and that was... Yeah, what's going on

1:35:33

with that? I'm not getting nothing. He's leaving it

1:35:35

to his girlfriend. Did she leave? No,

1:35:40

she's on extended... Leave? Escape

1:35:44

from the compound. Oh yeah,

1:35:46

she's on an extended leave for Maddox too. Wait,

1:35:49

what? What do

1:35:51

you mean extended leave from the compound? She's just

1:35:53

like, compound. I think we talked about this, where

1:35:55

there was that crazy guy who was going to

1:35:57

Boogie's house and fucking around. fucking

1:36:00

her? No no no Boogie was like you

1:36:02

should I think I don't know exactly if he discussed

1:36:04

it or whatever but was kind of like you should

1:36:06

leave the house. Why don't you get out of dodge

1:36:08

while I deal with this crazy guy? Which

1:36:11

doesn't make any sense. I mean I would

1:36:13

just be like something a lesbian would say. Yeah it

1:36:15

doesn't it doesn't make a lot of sense. Maybe she

1:36:17

just wanted to visit her family but then doesn't

1:36:20

come back as far as I know. These

1:36:24

are the kind of hard-hitting questions I'd love for them

1:36:26

to cover on the Lol Cow podcast and say we

1:36:28

have to talk about whatever Keem Star's up to. He

1:36:30

said they have to not talk about Keem Star's ego.

1:36:32

Yeah great show. Justice

1:36:35

for Connor and every chat. Every

1:36:37

chat go Justice for Connor the biggest problem

1:36:39

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Alright time vampires that's a good one. Yeah

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feels like a problem that could use some

1:36:49

stats. Oh wait I have stats. The

1:36:53

average person wastes two hours a day.

1:36:55

How about that? Just hanging

1:36:58

out? What do you

1:37:00

want? Yeah but like is jerking

1:37:02

off wasting time? Probably. The average

1:37:05

person wastes 26 days

1:37:08

every year a whole month. Wow.

1:37:11

What is a waste though? Like doing nothing? What

1:37:15

do you mean? You're the one that

1:37:18

wanted stats. Talking of bookies. What is it to find a waste of

1:37:20

time? A waste of fucking time

1:37:22

you didn't even have video games. Why I think

1:37:24

most people aren't talking to boogies I'm wondering what

1:37:26

that study would define a waste of time. Everybody

1:37:28

has their own personal boogie. Yeah. Whether

1:37:31

it's. Oh mine is the actual boogie. I

1:37:34

don't talk to them that often. Whether

1:37:36

it's a bunch of garbage. Yeah. There

1:37:39

are some guys. There's some guys. I'm

1:37:41

very good at cutting a phone conversation

1:37:43

short I think. If

1:37:45

I'm not. Yeah yeah you are. Okay but some

1:37:48

people. I'm just usually watching movies or it's late

1:37:50

because you know she doesn't bet it's like nine.

1:37:52

You're not a phone guy. I'm a phone guy.

1:37:54

I like I like a good phone conversation. No

1:37:57

I don't like phone conversations. I have great phone.

1:38:00

I watched that speed of sound movie and I was like

1:38:02

why does he want to hear people again? Wait, what was

1:38:04

that? Which one's speed of sound? The drummer that goes death.

1:38:06

Ahhh. It's like a great movie but he's... Is

1:38:09

that a documentary kind of thing? No.

1:38:11

Oh, it's like an original story? Mm-hmm.

1:38:14

Cool! I

1:38:16

started trying to watch the new Rebel Moon

1:38:18

and it's way worse than the

1:38:20

last one. I think the last one was kind of

1:38:23

goofy and fun. This is just people on a planet.

1:38:26

Sucks. Alright, do you want to

1:38:28

play a sound? See, I did

1:38:30

have to remind you there. You got me! You

1:38:32

got me! You got me! Uh,

1:38:36

Dick, I've got a news article

1:38:38

somewhere here. Is

1:38:41

this it? Yes. I'm gonna crank it up. Well,

1:38:43

this one comes out of the Sunshine

1:38:45

State, Florida.

1:38:49

Where, uh, you know, we all care about

1:38:51

our public schools. We want our public schools

1:38:53

to be better. And Florida's

1:38:55

got an idea, an idea led

1:38:57

by Republican Governor Ron DeSantis, who

1:39:00

signed a bill Thursday that will

1:39:02

allow vulnerable... I would like everyone in

1:39:04

public schools to get raped. A hundred percent chance

1:39:06

that you get raped. Well, this is happening. This

1:39:08

is what you're gonna get. And yeah, we'd still

1:39:10

send our kids there. Like, well, you know, I

1:39:12

gotta work. Well,

1:39:15

Ron DeSantis has, uh, well now these

1:39:18

districts will soon have the option to

1:39:20

allow voluntary religious chaplains

1:39:23

to counsel students in

1:39:26

public schools. With their

1:39:28

cocks. Right? I mean, does it say

1:39:30

that? I mean, if you were like, I really

1:39:32

am worried about my kid getting raped, I could

1:39:34

either send him to public school or I could

1:39:36

send him to the Catholic Church. Why don't I

1:39:38

just combine the two of them into one... You

1:39:40

think it's harder to pretend that you're not a

1:39:42

pedophile or that you believe in God? Which one

1:39:44

do you think is harder to pretend? I

1:39:47

think not a pedophile, probably. I have a question

1:39:49

for those people. These kids

1:39:51

don't have enough people barking at them. They need God

1:39:54

also? Yeah. Oh

1:39:56

man, how's your life? Well, I got these two

1:39:58

fucking assholes. assholes breathing down

1:40:01

my neck how'd you like two more what do

1:40:03

you mean well this old queer has this

1:40:06

demented Jewish man that he's speaking on behalf

1:40:08

of yeah they're gonna lecture you as well

1:40:11

about how you shouldn't be masturbating and that

1:40:13

have you fuck up you're going to hell

1:40:15

forever it's basically child abuse but you know

1:40:17

whatever it's very well you don't have a

1:40:20

choice I do want

1:40:22

to say this I

1:40:25

know a lot of people give me shit on

1:40:27

this show and they go veto you know a

1:40:29

lot of problems is like anti-religious I

1:40:31

want to be clear I don't think

1:40:34

of this as an anti-religious problem okay

1:40:36

is that we should just

1:40:38

understand that you don't

1:40:40

put religion in the school because why would

1:40:43

you trust the people that get picked by

1:40:45

a school to teach your kids about

1:40:47

religion like that's something you if you believe in

1:40:49

religion should handle and you can pick the church

1:40:51

that's right and you can pick the whatever religion

1:40:53

that's right by integrating it

1:40:55

into a public school system funded

1:40:57

by the government you're asking you're

1:40:59

gonna have a real bad time

1:41:02

okay yeah everybody in their heads they go

1:41:04

like it'll be fine because you know the

1:41:06

Bible and God and Jesus like yeah but

1:41:08

what are you doing like you know the

1:41:11

Nordic you guys had to wake up hell

1:41:13

because you're so bad by the way your

1:41:15

own you were own guys are this bad

1:41:17

sure and what about when the guy

1:41:19

who gets you know the Islamic guy who shows up

1:41:22

it's like really popular with the kids

1:41:24

you know and then all of a sudden

1:41:26

your kids come back he's like hey hey

1:41:28

Muhammad I learned about this mommy guy he's

1:41:30

awesome shut up bitch we on you mr.

1:41:33

Shafir is the coolest guy I went

1:41:35

to all the different religious counselors and

1:41:37

mr. Shafir has a he's got an

1:41:40

Xbox in there and I got a

1:41:42

woman awesome I said

1:41:44

you just shut your lips shut your mouth mom

1:41:47

you're taking a big on the idea that your

1:41:49

guy in the school is gonna be the best

1:41:51

guy that's what annoys me about it like it's

1:41:53

I was gonna say oh great another one

1:41:55

of your fucking anti-christian problems but they went out

1:41:57

of their way first of all You

1:42:00

don't... you don't force... religion

1:42:04

to just appear. Precipitate. It's like, make a

1:42:06

law that, oh it's got to rain every

1:42:08

day. Yeah, it's not really the way it

1:42:10

works, man. It's kind of like an organic

1:42:12

process. Like, you can't just say, hey you

1:42:14

know what everybody? I'm gonna put some God

1:42:16

in every classroom. Uh, that's not

1:42:18

God you're putting in the classroom. No. All the God

1:42:20

was there. You just gotta say we're not fucking around

1:42:22

with God anymore. And see where he shows up. Not

1:42:25

in there. Now. Today. But the thing that pisses

1:42:27

me off about it is that they said you

1:42:29

can't have Satanists in there. Yes.

1:42:31

So, this is where...

1:42:35

Which is, and it says like, no Satanists.

1:42:37

And Satanism is not taking it seriously. I

1:42:39

have the poster here, I don't know if

1:42:41

we can see it, where uh, supporting Florida

1:42:43

students were calling this... I'll find it. Uh,

1:42:47

now Governor DeSantis wants to

1:42:49

establish a statewide school chaplain

1:42:51

program, which will allow volunteer

1:42:53

chaplains to offer... And again, this

1:42:56

is to offer counseling support. So the idea is

1:42:58

like a kid... Abortion. In school. Maybe abortions, I

1:43:00

don't know. That's why they're doing it. They only

1:43:02

want to stop women, they only want to stop

1:43:04

teenage girls from getting abortions. They

1:43:06

seem to think that it will somehow greatly help...

1:43:09

Their claim is that this will help the

1:43:11

mental health of the students. No. Maybe prevent

1:43:13

some school shootings. Where, when,

1:43:15

could... Why would a trans kid go to a

1:43:18

chaplain? That makes no sense. Ensuring

1:43:21

transparency. Okay, but again, there

1:43:24

is... I can't believe they

1:43:26

put this on the poster. Not only is it... So

1:43:30

fucking stupid. You couldn't

1:43:32

make this announcement without saying no Satanists? Look

1:43:34

at this shit. So it has the word

1:43:37

Satanists with the little... No

1:43:39

fucking sign. I think they should have just

1:43:41

went full on and made like the Ghostbusters

1:43:43

logo with like the devil. Yeah, the devil.

1:43:48

No Satanists allowed.

1:43:50

The Satanists always say, no Satanists.

1:43:52

Yeah. Like they're your... We're

1:43:55

gonna have religious people in schools. Don't worry though. I know

1:43:57

what you're thinking. The Satan guys are gonna come to the

1:43:59

stand. The Satan guys that can come in

1:44:02

that's like they're not allowed

1:44:04

to make fun of by the Satan guys Because

1:44:06

we don't really understand the point they're making

1:44:08

right I don't think

1:44:11

I don't I think they don't understand that Satan

1:44:13

is a bad guy But then

1:44:15

I was talking of these other guys who

1:44:17

are like a hundred and five IQ and

1:44:19

they said that they do understand all

1:44:22

I know is that this

1:44:24

is gonna be one of those things where Where people

1:44:28

believe you know Jesus was killed by the

1:44:30

government right they've not remember that

1:44:32

that was that did that did happen This

1:44:36