Mike tells of an adventurous evening in the care of law enforcement, then the guys learn that he has children-- kind of. Darren admits to some illicit "wrassling." New segment: Alli-facts! (for the kids). Mike and Dave discuss some musical thea

#26 -- "Los Chiclets"

Oct 17th, 2022 29m 11s

Mike is back and takes a verbal probing regarding his wife(?). Time for a Farm Report where we check in with everyone watching the show. Fun Fair update! Also, the guys try to contain their enthusiasm for the Big Gator Dance that's right around

#25 -- "Full Shan Cock-a-lo"

Oct 7th, 2022 29m 14s

Dave gives Mike a "gift" that he'll be enjoying throughout most of the first half of the show. A caller encounters suspicious activity and logically calls the Farm. Dave gets an earful of church. The guys tally the votes! (For...?) We introduce

#24 -- "Shut Up or Put Up"

Sep 29th, 2022 24m 51s

The guys are primed for the Revolution of the Mind that they are ushering in and are thrilled to get listeners on board. We get the ski report. Mike and Dave discuss the hard times we're all going through and come up with novel ways to pay the

#23 -- "The Tongue Episode"

Sep 22nd, 2022 27m 32s

If you haven't had any tongue in a while, then this is the episode for you.

#22 - "Motherless Sons"

Jun 2nd, 2022 31m 39s

Mike and Dave have returned from their recent book tour. Pete and Darren are curious about a subscription service Mike has, then Mike tells a story about a peculiar neighbor. The guys have had enough of the slander and false accusations and dec

#21 -- "Skelety Bones"

May 28th, 2022 30m 50s

The guys can't find their daily newspaper. Mike tells us how he gets his vitamin D. Something is wrong with Dave-- again. There's a new show on the show, "Stranger than @#$%". We get to hear a real life alligator therapy session. And the crew l

#20 -- "Treasure Map"

May 20th, 2022 30m 38s

The guys find a few interesting items when they clean out the fridge. Dave is plagued by a medical condition. They playback voicemail messages from a variety of folks that you won't want to miss. Dave puts Mike through a mental exercise. The cr

#19 -- "Prescription Drug Swap"

May 13th, 2022 29m 28s

The guys discuss upcoming events at the Farm with Marilyn, a guest for this episode. The crew discusses why Mike has an inexplicable power of attraction while Darren has the exact opposite. Marilyn entertains the guys with a story about beverag

#18 -- "Too Much Man on You"

May 6th, 2022 30m 16s

Mike and Pete tell Darren about a TV show he's never seen. Pete discovers a shocking secret about life at the Farm. The guys are interested in one of Pete's more peculiar paramours. No one knows where Dave is or why he's gone. Mike displays one

#17 -- "Tunnel of Mud"

Apr 29th, 2022 30m 41s

Steve the Vet Tech stops by to check on the gators and Darren shows off his new project. Someone has a birthday! We broadcast the exclusive "Call to Prayer" for the alligators. The crew discusses the finer points of gator education. We have our

#16 - "Sanest Place on the Planet"

Apr 22nd, 2022 34m 24s

Dave has a connection with a certain special caller. The guys decide that Mike may not be done with rehab. They discuss high-level kitchen maintenance, then reach out to the Department of Defense with new ideas. Poison Control is on speed dial

#15 -- "What Happened to Dave? Part 2 of 2"

Apr 15th, 2022 31m 28s

Finally, the thrilling conclusion of Dave's nightmare and the toll it took on the guys at the Farm! After that, an other-worldly discussion about Karen Carpenter, then Pete hosts the old fan favorite, "Call a Canadian".

#14 -- "What Happened to Dave? Part 1 of 2"

Apr 8th, 2022 32m 51s

Last week, Mike and Darren asked Dave why he had been detained the week before. Farm fans were concerned and confused, and rightly so. We received a TON of calls and letters, many written in your tears, expressing your heartfelt distress about

#13 -- "Chinese Flamethrowers"

Mar 31st, 2022 31m 46s

In the spirit of April Fools Day, the guys investigate a little trickery that's been going on around the Farm. They tell fans about the upcoming singalong, then discuss a local controversy that's making headlines. Pete gets a special interview

#12 -- "Those Alligators Are in Control"

Mar 24th, 2022 28m 56s

The guys profess their collective love for their favorite reptile, discuss the importance of the Farm knapsack, and get in touch with NASA to see about getting a gator in space. Listeners of our last show will enjoy a Dame Breeta update. Mike i

#11 -- "I Can't Roll Myself in Mud Anymore"

Mar 17th, 2022 30m 39s

Folks, the description is light this week because we have a MYSTERY GUEST on the show! So, no spoilers. Tune in and meet the Farm's most special lady-- well, mostly lady.

#10 -- "I'd Eat a Pig Roll"

Mar 10th, 2022 40m 24s

IT'S OUR 10TH PODCAST and in appreciation of our listeners, you're getting an additional 10 minutes free this episode! The crew discusses the imminent arrival of the eminent Bobby Superior who will be making breakfast. They audition entertainme

#9 -- "Favorite Things"

Mar 3rd, 2022 28m 50s

Renowned genetic scientist Dr. Gene Splicer reveals his latest creation. Pete is back from rehab and responds to some fan mail. Darren is hospitalized with a case of the ringworm. The guys give him a call and try to plan a visit. The Farm inter

#8 -- "Little Criminal"

Feb 24th, 2022 29m 29s

Mike takes a "crrebrul" fitness test. The guys take a look at the calendar to see how long they've been around. They discuss Mike's upgraded position and meet his newest family member. The crew fantasizes about a future with Garth Brooks and Tr

#7 -- "What's That Smell Like?"

Feb 17th, 2022 28m 54s

The guys welcome a new gator to the farm! Then they read some letters from our younger listeners. Dr. Mike puts Dave through his new hypnosis therapy. The ghost of Tennessee Williams makes an appearance. Darren invites the gang to enjoy his edi

#6 -- "Launch Himself into a Wall"

Feb 10th, 2022 29m 7s

Dave is in search of a notary as the guys expect a visit from the governor. Pete is confused about "vaccines". The guys review "To Kill a Mockingbird: The Musical", relive the Bobbalee Craze, and Virginia Woolf drops by for a reading. Mike talk

#5 -- "I Learned a Lot in Prison"

Feb 3rd, 2022 28m 55s

Callers are invited to call in and play "Tell the Truth". Pete mashes up Dolly Parton and Led Zeppelin. Mike discovers a stash of hate mail under his bed. Darren plays the show as it airs causing unexpected deflation in the room. Pete and Mike

#4 -- "She Was the Queen of America"

Feb 3rd, 2022 29m 39s

Dave's twin brother calls in with a family secret. Meat Claus makes a penalizing visit to Mike. The guys take a break for a new cocktail. Mike finds a Montgomery Wards catalog so they reach out to a catalog specialist. The show learns a lesson

#3 -- "Where's Your Arm, Buddy?"

Jan 17th, 2022 32m 4s

Dave has lost an arm, so the guys are joined by Dr. Theodore Mustard, arm-loss expert, who stays for the whole show. A fan-favorite "Interview Some Texans" is back. The Devil shares personal thoughts about wanting to be a man. And the guys take