This could be the death of you.  Listen at your peril.

Notes:

Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.Written by Hywel Evans and Russell GomerEdited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.

Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.Sound Effects:We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.  These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.  Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!Desert sounds. felix.blumehttps://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/147512/Including… wind my InspectorJhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/376415/Unfolding map achase4uhttps://freesound.org/people/achase4u/sounds/341805/Gust of wind (me)Paper flies away mickdowhttps://freesound.org/people/mickdow/sounds/320913/A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS hits them. FunWithSoundhttps://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361487/and RTB45https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/192653/and RSilveira_88https://freesound.org/people/RSilveira_88/sounds/216215/A SANDSTORM hits them.The sandstorm passes.Wasps Faceonmarshttps://freesound.org/people/Faceonmars/sounds/94891/and dobroidehttps://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/20569/Wasps swarm. Punihohttps://freesound.org/people/Puniho/sounds/184195/Brian hits quicksand  redafshttps://freesound.org/people/redafs/sounds/379499/and kanalgashttps://freesound.org/people/kanalgas/sounds/250317/and JakLockehttps://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261296/And The bubbling MattJ99https://freesound.org/people/MattJ99/sounds/66787/belch mmaruskahttps://freesound.org/people/mmaruska/sounds/170487/further belching  Mr_Alden