0:01

Dear Mairi, I

0:04

will be the first to admit

0:06

that to the outside observer, Ongrave

0:08

is a pretty spooky place. And

0:12

sure, as its regent, I am

0:14

somewhat to blame for that. But

0:17

it's hard to sympathize with

0:20

that heath-chattering babies who can't

0:22

handle the occasional monster encounter,

0:24

because I'm only afraid of

0:26

one thing. And, well,

0:30

as vast and vindictive as that

0:32

thing may be, I neutralized

0:35

it years ago. Well,

0:38

okay, two things. I don't like

0:40

little bugs. Yuck. No

0:43

thanks. You can keep them. Thanks

1:58

for watching! I always

2:00

feel like you have like a kisses like

2:03

some kind of like, okay. Love you. Bye

2:06

It is a diary so I don't know

2:08

you don't sign off your diary I don't

2:10

sign off my diary with kisses to my

2:12

future self That would

2:14

be why yeah for sure I sign all

2:16

yeah, why yeah, I sign off all of

2:18

mine Thank you reader because

2:20

I just assume it someday it will

2:22

be published as like I start

2:25

all my journal entries with dear history Yeah, exactly

2:27

so mine is dear future husband

2:30

Things you need to know the three

2:33

of you have just had

2:35

a a Somewhat

2:38

disturbed night's rest by an encounter with

2:40

the invisible man, but you have Okay,

2:43

yeah, no and then you Hope that

2:45

you all got down with this. We're trying to sleep and

2:47

that guy's like oh three

2:49

in the morning That's

2:52

actually the sound the invisible man makes we

2:54

we reference between Dallas the sickness

2:57

References and disturbed references we reference

2:59

that too much we do it's

3:02

An outfit I love it for the year

3:05

2024 you all have had a long rest

3:07

to go ahead and do that to your

3:09

characters Rest rest them up get all those

3:11

tasty spell slots. Okay, I'm

3:13

going to do my daily ritual

3:15

of concocting an experimental elixir Okay,

3:17

cool so I

3:19

roll a D20

3:23

no no a six. What was it?

3:25

Does it I can't read it. It's it is

3:27

a one a one. Okay That

3:31

would be a Healing

3:35

okay strict healing Cool

3:38

elixir regains a number of

3:40

hit points equal to 2d4 and your

3:43

intelligence modifier So I'll add that the

3:45

old yes, that may come in

3:47

handy Griff and

3:49

I added the chuba cobbra

3:51

friendship bracelet. Yeah my Collection

3:55

of teeth and trophy. Yeah, it's a magic

3:57

item unless you fly Shoot a

3:59

laser. They're not. Are you doing

4:01

that for flavor? yes as I you

4:03

know that was is gonna be a

4:05

obviously he's flop. Why events do soup

4:07

Laughing at the end of last episode

4:09

gas know the cliff hangers always introduce

4:12

you to plot points like the fact

4:14

that your dad is a crossbow bolt

4:16

and and reverently will come back to

4:18

that Yeah I'm you all block ah

4:20

through what would normally be the morning

4:22

but it's always night and on race

4:24

ah and tell you pass the borders

4:26

of the and until would and traipse

4:28

down the road a bit. Toward.

4:31

The. Black Lagoon. And

4:33

after few hours thirty you arrive.

4:36

You approach a sort of tinsel

4:38

hill rolling down more. It's a

4:40

horseshoe shaped body of water. Oh

4:43

bordered on lucky eyes. The

4:46

high a a towering wall

4:48

of shale rock. True

4:50

to it's mean. The. Waters of this

4:53

lagoon are black as pits clouded

4:55

by, run off and peppered with

4:58

sort of wouldn't debris. Some Ah

5:00

did this quarries this Flooded quarries,

5:02

fallen mining operations. Ah where the

5:05

land cut into this login. You.

5:08

All can see a pretty Saudi

5:10

looking doc that has been constructed

5:12

leading out into the water. Ah

5:14

and at them that the base

5:16

of that talk a similarly like

5:18

Saudi hand crafted boathouse. Ah there

5:20

is a small but. With.

5:22

An onboard motor at the end

5:24

of this dog sitting motionless on

5:27

the the oily waters of the

5:29

Black Lagoon. There's also a soft

5:31

glow emanating from. ah, it's through

5:33

the windows of this boathouse. Added

5:35

that the lights are on inside,

5:37

but you all are still a

5:39

good distance away up this hill

5:42

leading down to where the lagoon

5:44

set. And for the reader, why

5:46

are we here. you

5:48

all have come to the black

5:51

lagoon after a tip from the

5:53

dearly departed wolf man ah that's

5:55

the the iron minds that run

5:57

underneath upon hardest on his head

5:59

and can get...yeah, can allow

6:02

you to pass through the Stranglemeyer

6:05

towards Dracula's castle. And

6:07

the only entrance that he knows of that

6:09

you have access to is this flooded quarry

6:11

that is now the Black Lagoon. The

6:15

iron mines are where the cult

6:17

of the buried blood has taken up residence,

6:19

and the way that they move around, nobody

6:21

seems to know. But this is your way

6:23

in to a tunnel system that can lead

6:26

you to Dracula's castle. But

6:28

listen, yeah, listen man,

6:30

I know we're on our

6:33

way to like, side Dracula and the

6:35

guys who...this place is gorgeous! Like, you

6:37

ever seen, like, a lagoon?

6:39

Like what was it? Black lagoon? You ever

6:42

seen anything like this before? Black water? It

6:44

has a certain nobility of certain...it's a little

6:46

grimy for my taste, but... I just think

6:48

it's... A good place for a resort, maybe

6:50

one of the... Yeah! All

6:53

inclusive resorts? I just

6:55

think it's amazing how like, nature will take it

6:57

back, like stuff like this where like, you know,

6:59

man kinda came in and let's be honest, fucked

7:01

it up, right? Dug a big old pit or

7:03

whatever and nature was like, I'm gonna make something

7:05

beautiful out of this. This is

7:08

heartbreaking to me. I'm

7:10

just now realizing the two of you have never

7:13

experienced anything approaching ethicants.

7:15

But this is terrible!

7:17

Oh, really? Look around at

7:19

it, it's rather filthy. Have

7:21

you three ever tried my

7:24

pay? Who's

7:26

the third one? Who is our third...

7:29

The dog? The dog, guess what? Oh,

7:31

Aggie, yeah. No, Aggie's had cannabis, she loves

7:33

that shit. She's a classy bitch

7:36

and I can say that because she's a female dog,

7:38

but I've never had it before, not for me.

7:41

I'm a simple man, simple taste, simple

7:43

thirst. That's why I drink.

7:46

I too, I just gruel. We had a

7:48

lot of gruel at the Abbey. I

7:51

have never had a canopy before. I

7:53

can't decide whether or

7:55

not I should be incredibly

7:58

sad for you. which I am,

8:01

of jealous that the

8:03

merest delight could be unto you

8:05

like a miracle. Imagine if someone

8:07

gave you a baked

8:09

Alaska, for example. You'd probably lose your

8:11

mind. Wait, you can bake a state?

8:14

Amazing. Whoa, whoa. Alaska's

8:16

a state? It's like

8:19

totally a hyper-evolved chib. I

8:21

understand that this mission to kick track you

8:23

as acid takes teeth, or what have you,

8:26

is all important. Is it urgent though? Because

8:28

we could take a side journey and go

8:30

somewhere classy like you're describing. You

8:33

could introduce us to all this stuff if you

8:35

want. My hope is that

8:37

before our time together has ceased, I

8:40

will be able to show you the

8:42

true upper crust of engrave. Because this,

8:44

my friends, we call

8:47

this the Redneck Riviera, is how

8:49

we talk about the Black Lagoon.

8:51

Oh, I love that. That sounds

8:53

great. It's a trashy big spot.

8:56

I love that. Do they have a

8:58

wings? Is there a wings nearby? There's

9:01

three wings and an eagle. Oh my God. There's

9:04

a wings beat shop, an eagle beat

9:06

shop, and a surf bum emporium. Is

9:09

there somewhere? We could get

9:11

a conch shell with googly eyes. Goodbye,

9:13

hermit crab at the mini golf. Oh

9:15

gosh. They got somewhere where

9:18

I can get a beer that's a yard

9:20

long. I feel like if I talk about

9:22

this more, I'm going to contract psoriasis. Let's

9:25

keep this in mind for a follow-up mission. Moving

9:28

forward though. Maybe

9:30

a live show. You

9:32

better believe I've written side

9:34

quest, experience luxury in

9:37

my notes. Okay, so you

9:39

guys didn't actually do anything. Oh, and then I

9:42

walked down the hill.

9:45

Didn't we Griffin? No,

9:47

you did. You delighted a nation. But

9:49

what do your characters now do about

9:51

this? If you guys

9:54

want to duck out and head to, you

9:56

know, a

9:59

food bar, Store to get fancy

10:01

food. That's fine. I'm gonna knock on the I'm

10:03

gonna knock on the boathouse door. See what's popping.

10:05

Oh, wow, okay Yeah,

10:08

I mean at this point Griffin all we've

10:10

seen is we need to get into the

10:12

place We got swim through the water. Here's

10:15

a welcoming Glow,

10:17

you know boathouse. Yeah, seems like

10:19

we get help there Like

10:22

of all of the stuff we've encountered so

10:24

far This all seems

10:26

pretty straightforward and nice. I have a D&D rule

10:29

You know you heard the indie rule if there's only I want to hear

10:31

it I love it. If there's only one door go in it go

10:33

right. Yeah You walk

10:36

up to the door of the boathouse and knock

10:38

on it as you do the door sort

10:41

of rattles precariously as

10:43

it is so shittably made You

10:46

hear a splash from

10:48

inside and the creaking of floorboards and

10:51

then the door is thrown

10:54

open and off of its hinges,

10:56

which was on man sticks out

10:58

in inward

11:01

ripped inward and you

11:03

see standing before you a Creature

11:09

a man-shaped creature perhaps at some

11:11

point maybe a sexy

11:14

fish man a la shape of water in

11:16

his time, but now What

11:19

you see before you is a six and a half foot

11:21

tall? scaled

11:25

Creature who is just sort of Ashen

11:29

scaled and sullen eyed And

11:32

as he opens the door and

11:34

looks at you he licks his lips and

11:38

is panting Hey,

11:42

hey, man. What's uh, I'm Crawford

11:44

mutter. You call me my everybody does

11:48

What's up? How hey? Hello? He

11:51

you broke your door.

11:53

He looks at you hungrily and Then

11:57

he leans down and picks a bucket of water up

11:59

on the floor and dumps it on himself

12:02

and you see a little bit of

12:05

life return to this to this this

12:07

fish man and he says he's a

12:09

pleasure to meet you I'm Gordon

12:12

Clearwater and welcome to

12:14

my lagoon and my boathouse

12:17

come on in come on in he gesture

12:19

Hugh into his boathouse um

12:22

for room for all of us? hey

12:24

it would be tight but uh the more the merrier

12:26

is what I always say uh

12:29

brother phyllo casts mend on

12:31

the door to fix it as a gesture

12:34

of goodwill okay let me uh let me

12:36

get that for you here uh

12:38

you you mend the door it's really just

12:40

two sticks acting as the hinges so I

12:42

mean you fix it as good as you

12:45

think you can but it's entirely likely that

12:47

you're going to destroy this thing on your

12:49

way out just giving away your spell slots

12:51

he says oh that was a cantrip oh

12:53

thank god okay thank god come make you

12:55

a cuppa? a

12:57

cuppa what? a tea? I'd

13:00

pass on the fish tea but

13:02

thank you so much for this it's a

13:04

regular tea which leaves everything oh

13:07

we're all right come on in yes of

13:09

course three cuppas

13:12

oh four gotta make one for my

13:14

wife Elizabeth he points in the corner there's

13:16

just like a basketball there uh

13:18

he goes over to

13:20

the black lagoon and scoops his

13:22

bucket up in it and

13:24

he pours some more on himself and then he

13:27

scoops up another bucket so there's a hole in

13:29

the floor right? uh I mean it's a boathouse

13:31

so the back wall is just exposed to the

13:33

water okay I got you he uh he he

13:35

walks over and he takes his bucket and he

13:37

pours it in a trash can with some kelp

13:39

in it and he just kind of like

13:41

picks it up and shakes it a bunch and it sloshes all

13:44

over the place and then he pours it into three

13:46

cups and hands it to you all so

13:49

I bring it to my special again

13:51

my little watery goal well

13:55

be honest man we gotta

13:58

Swim down in it. get through it. Trivia

14:00

beside you know to me. A

14:04

little tight Swaim Black I

14:06

said ugly morning but yeah

14:08

could see. Luke

14:10

Lox. Never

14:13

learned how to read. Time be sales as

14:15

the that, right? Elizabeth. Two.

14:18

Thousand anything. I.

14:20

Had no it's basketball hey man for women

14:22

and a magical world with a face him

14:24

and wolfman self and years you want me

14:27

to assume that as well as as as

14:29

good voice sorry I don't believe of. We've.

14:32

Been seduced where he says ah

14:34

as as. To

14:38

tell for the distinctive. She's

14:41

sort. I know it's an

14:43

orange. Beautiful. And

14:47

for is how the to to meet. With.

14:50

That, how did you to me.

14:53

Are in a dispute

14:55

Story. Is

14:57

adorable as to the most the

15:00

desire to a tense but it

15:02

seems that added so I went

15:04

there and out and I thought

15:06

you know. I buy

15:08

have let myself down a little

15:10

bit. I just as it up.

15:12

So many like did a week

15:15

after Six sporting goods across the

15:17

aisle. Bethel Best. This

15:19

is my lady last. That

15:25

is a story for the ages. Say tale

15:27

as old as time he that. Hath

15:30

I'll be all know at the

15:32

beginning of that story. I

15:35

didn't think it would be as long as it

15:37

turned out to be. Up

15:41

my but. He

15:44

pinned off in Rome ads

15:47

and I love that! days.

15:50

of this is we stay do i

15:52

decided it sounded like iloveyou invited you

15:54

that i did the same laddie i

15:56

didn't really know you're going to give

15:59

them I'm just getting to know your

16:01

basketball. So

16:04

you see a ball as well. What's

16:06

that? You see a ball. Yeah,

16:09

he's a ball. I see

16:11

a ball because he's a ball. That's a good

16:13

boy. Do you have any children? Are there any

16:15

like handballs around? You tell me how that... You

16:18

tell me how that works. Oh, shut up. Any

16:21

ball boys? Yeah, puppet man. First of all, that's

16:23

weird. I

16:29

realize now every character that interacts with you guys does

16:31

need to take a beat to be like, one

16:34

of you is a puppet. Otherwise the various

16:36

mill will just collapse. I

16:38

would say that's weird but my was a basketball so

16:40

who am I? Gordon

16:42

Clearwater. You

16:45

need to make your way over to... You

16:48

gotta go through the tunnels. You trying to get into the iron man?

16:51

You all ate those berry blood

16:53

weirdo's iron. No, no, no. Man,

16:55

we're... I

16:57

would say in opposition to them. You know what I mean?

17:01

Like they're... You don't like them. We

17:05

don't like them either. So... Alright,

17:07

that sounds good enough for me. I tell you what, I can get you through

17:09

the water to the back of the cube. It's not great.

17:12

It's not great for swimming. I love it. Oh, that's

17:14

a wet talker, huh? Like a really wet talker. Like

17:16

I get it. I'm not going

17:18

to be able to get him. I'm not going to be able to get him. Actually,

17:21

as he is talking to you, you see

17:23

his scales growing like more and

17:25

more and more gray and actually he goes,

17:27

oh, well take it. He scoops out a bucket of

17:29

water, dumps it on himself. I

17:32

would love to take you through there. I could get you through

17:34

the core, no problem. Might

17:36

have some trouble with the puppet depending on

17:38

sort of the buoyancy of his wooden... I

17:40

will need something to weight myself down. There's

17:43

no problem. I have the same problem

17:45

with Elizabeth. Um, yes. So, I

17:48

can get you through there. The only problem is I

17:50

can't really go into the plaid again at the moment.

17:53

Um, because if there is just a

17:55

nasty little fish who's taken up residence

17:57

there and he does not like it

17:59

would I... Then. He depend

18:01

on Max stand as seventy eight

18:03

and the wife and sell and

18:06

sorry I missed one nasty little

18:08

face. Il find cheap little bastards

18:11

and it's he people should bear

18:13

Noble deficit he said he thinks

18:15

he many the when did you

18:18

know Gordon and it's at suspect

18:20

Stc Small me. Sir. You

18:22

know, ago pressure on her. Net

18:26

yeah the muppets herself out in

18:28

the best. Can

18:30

use be with says he says. Sorry,

18:33

what was it? Wouldn't

18:36

you say what with facetious on

18:38

clear want this is it was

18:41

Gordon can use somewhat ironic name

18:43

wouldn't you agree? Because

18:45

his because mrs gotten the first person.

18:49

Narrative say a warrant was a similar

18:51

Now yes it was always that way.

18:54

Is it clear water? cause the is

18:56

like a murky. Water. Wise

18:58

story. I tried to

19:00

speak this this. Could

19:03

you speak to face know I assume

19:05

that you were some sort of mass

19:07

used hold up to take it always

19:09

be a little be snarky their be

19:11

aware of the of a rap fast

19:13

but you i take it up case

19:16

but you can't right there in front

19:18

of of my grows at purpose part

19:20

of the city allergies or to did

19:22

some apps arm and I said yes

19:24

no Yangtze differs there's no flat. Okay

19:26

recently I believe we have animals. I

19:28

figured out there is. I don't feel

19:30

like that's as I say animal. Sides

19:32

Using Herman, you're gonna play our flag

19:34

on the same animals. I feel like

19:37

if you read the rules, the rules

19:39

probably say no but no fish though

19:41

cause that would be fucking crazy with

19:43

proper. Rise again,

19:45

muff that assess he is now

19:47

I'm something something nice blazing hot

19:50

as daily. Hi yeah man as

19:52

are here but not fuck your

19:54

fish though. surprising what that up.

19:57

Try to rules lawyer you. but.

20:00

I don't know more about the little fish.

20:02

He said, why can't you handle this? You

20:04

seem like the master of this lagoon. He's

20:07

pretty fast. And he's done sharp things.

20:09

Which is rude for

20:11

a fish. When

20:13

you say little, how

20:16

little do you mean? You're being

20:18

ironic. Um, he's

20:20

little in character. I will

20:22

say that. In goodness, you

20:24

wouldn't say that's a big

20:27

man. You would say he

20:29

has a small personality. And,

20:33

size wise, physically in

20:35

release... I...

20:40

Yes, I mean if you can manage it, I

20:43

don't care what happens. Alright, so he's big

20:45

man. Just say, I don't know why you're

20:47

being coy. In fishing parlance, that's called a

20:49

lunker. I

20:52

don't know why you're being coy. There

20:54

you go. Listen,

20:57

that's something. Now you're taking

20:59

a piece. Right here.

21:02

Listen, I would love to see...

21:06

Griffin, just for reference, taking the

21:08

piss, not taking a piss. No,

21:10

Gordon says taking a piss. It's

21:13

a cultural thing that you

21:15

would not understand. Listen, we

21:19

would love to assist you, but I will be

21:22

honest and say that all of our abilities are

21:24

rather more land-based

21:28

than aquatic combat.

21:31

That would be required to deal with this

21:33

is a little bit beyond our scope, I

21:36

think. What you just said is crazy, because

21:38

new fishermen go out in their boats like

21:40

time for some aquatic combat. Are

21:44

you suggesting we... Oh,

21:46

well, that is interesting.

21:51

What if we could lure

21:53

this fish out of

21:55

the water, out of its element,

21:58

and then perhaps a small fish? Smite

22:02

it after that fashion. Like

22:04

on to land? Yes, of course. Okay,

22:06

it's gonna have to be a pretty enticing offer

22:09

to get a fish to go upon the land.

22:11

I will say quite a honeypot you're gonna have

22:13

to construct there. I think all we

22:15

need is bait. Got

22:18

to be pretty good bait for a fish to

22:20

go. Time to walk. It took us millions and

22:22

millions of years to fish that back in the

22:24

Cambrayan area. You hook it. The

22:27

mechanics of fishing are perhaps an asthma to you.

22:30

You hook the fish and you drag it

22:33

against the swoon. Yeah, and

22:35

we're gonna need some kind of bobber. Something

22:37

that floats on the surface that we can

22:39

say move. We need bait too. Yeah,

22:42

yes. What

22:45

if they were one and the same? But

22:47

what if the dog was the bait and your wife

22:49

was the bobber? No, we don't love

22:51

this. There's a lot of I'm feeling a push

22:53

against it. Hear me out.

22:55

What if we had something

22:57

that floated that could move

23:00

around and give this fish's attention.

23:03

Right? But maybe was made of

23:05

a maybe biting resistant material that

23:08

we could then... Where would we find such

23:10

a thing? Where would we find

23:12

such a thing? Something that

23:15

is cognizant and animated and

23:17

floats on the water. Yeah. Oh,

23:21

you're making a little bit of

23:23

a woody pot. Like a bit

23:25

of a... Yeah, man. Ooh. Now

23:29

that's interesting. So the

23:32

fish... I'm trying to understand the mechanism. So

23:34

the boy is floating at the

23:36

top of the water. And then

23:38

he sees these things. Oh my.

23:41

Yes, indeed. And then

23:43

he leaps into the air. Now at what

23:45

point... How do we get the fish from

23:49

the water? Right. This was for

23:51

a land-based... I gotcha. So

23:53

here's what I'm thinking. Okay. The

23:56

fish swallows him. We

23:58

got rope tied around him. We

24:00

pull them in. We got ourselves kind of

24:02

a Monstro kind of deal here,

24:05

right? Little wooden boy gets swallowed

24:07

by a big aquatic creature. Then

24:09

we reel them on in. There

24:11

is no extremely powerful reel. Oh,

24:15

I'm looking at her right there with

24:17

them two big fish lifters. Good, it's

24:19

me! I reel

24:21

the fish. Oh, this is interesting. So

24:24

let me see if I get this straight. You're not willing to

24:26

risk your dog. Correct. But

24:29

you are willing to risk me,

24:31

your boon companion. Well, buoy companion.

24:33

Boo-boi companion? You blow? I have

24:35

no argument left. That's it. You

24:38

got me there. All right, buoy

24:40

boy in the water. The rest

24:42

of you. Wait,

24:44

I guess. Hey, no, we need to hook

24:46

fit. Listen, I think, Gordon.

24:49

Let me just ask you, Gordon. How

24:52

are you? He's kissing his wife. Sorry,

24:54

I thought you were there with me. Gordon,

25:00

what do you think of our

25:03

plans? Gordon? Well, I

25:05

guess the question is, there's

25:07

a fishing rod out in

25:09

the boat. I'm not entirely

25:12

confident that it will be able to get this

25:14

fish small, as though it may

25:16

be up and out of the water. But,

25:20

you know, some sort of

25:22

rope and sharp thing is typically kind

25:24

of like half of the

25:26

course when it comes to fishing base plans.

25:28

So, buoy

25:31

boy, is there anything that you have

25:33

in your bag of tricks that

25:36

could once within, which

25:39

I know you don't like to contemplate, but let's

25:42

be realistic. I know how to get this. That's

25:44

the ideal scenario. Once

25:47

we're in the fish, do you have any sort of

25:49

concoctions or like gut burning

25:51

sort of thing? Well,

25:54

actually, I have something that can add

25:56

to that. I have Alter

25:58

Self, which... will allow me to adapt

26:02

to an aquatic environment, sprouting

26:05

gills and growing webbing between my fingers.

26:07

That would be going to be fully

26:09

upsetting. I mean, even

26:12

picturing that made me quite

26:14

upset. But then I

26:16

can also use that spell to

26:19

grow fangs, claws, spines, horns

26:21

or different natural weapons if

26:23

that can't impale the

26:25

fishy's mouth. Now we're talking. What can?

26:27

Yeah, that one's good. I

26:29

like that a lot. This might also

26:32

help you out. And Crawford

26:34

hands him his sickle. Very

26:38

hook shaped. Sure. Extremely

26:40

hook shaped. Deeply. I like

26:42

it. I like it a lot. So here's what I'm thinking.

26:45

This is the foot. We're going to take a rope.

26:47

It's going to wind around a beak. Can

26:49

we do it? Can we like, can we like, can we play from the

26:51

dark a little bit and just like do it instead of talking about it

26:53

and then doing it? Okay. Where

26:56

are you guys? You have a few options. That's

26:58

where you are. Your

27:00

base of operations for this music. There is, you

27:03

know, the end of the dock, there is back

27:05

sort of on shore. And

27:07

then there's the big shale wall. If you imagine

27:09

sort of a quarry that wraps around the back

27:11

of the lagoon. Where

27:13

are you planning on doing the kind of like reeling

27:17

in land based part of this

27:19

operation from? I think the

27:21

shore, right? I mean, you

27:24

don't want to have to haul this big

27:26

old fish up over a shale wall, do

27:28

you? Well I think that Docker

27:31

the shore. That's what

27:33

I was picturing. But if there's

27:35

something that we could put the

27:37

rope like once around so

27:39

that as Lady Godwin

27:44

is pulling on it, right? There's kind

27:46

of a pulley thing happening. Maybe

27:49

around the base of the pier. I

27:53

think that's fine. Yeah, there's

27:55

definitely posts embedded

27:57

in the loam. here.

28:01

Okay, cool. I think give

28:03

me a survival check, probably

28:05

Crawford, to like construct this

28:10

mechanism. Generally.

28:13

Mm-hmm. Thank you. Um,

28:16

let's see. Okay. And

28:23

with Hunter's Induition, I can add a Z4. Anyway,

28:28

so. Survival.

28:33

That is a 9 plus 7, 16. Plus

28:39

a Z4. Plus a Z4. Plus

28:43

a 2, so a 19 total. Yes,

28:46

thank you. Okay,

28:49

yeah, I mean within 18 you are able

28:51

to wrap this rope, coil

28:53

it around one of these piers.

28:58

There is a sort of a loose brass

29:00

ring with rivets in it that

29:02

is sort of like providing support to the pier. You find

29:04

one that is like without its rivets and loose and are

29:06

able to kind of coil it around that as a sort

29:08

of makeshift sort of pulley.

29:12

So you've set up a pretty tight

29:14

little situation here. And

29:17

then what happens? I

29:19

tie some beef jerky onto, uh, onto,

29:23

uh, Philo's legs. Okay,

29:26

so is Philo going to be the bait and

29:28

the bobber here? Yeah. Okay, great, great,

29:30

great. Just making sure I understand the situation. Well,

29:32

how are we going to sink him? I

29:34

don't know if we need a bobber or not. Okay. How

29:37

about if I use this thing to turn

29:39

into an aquatic form? Okay. And

29:41

then I can swim under the water. Yeah. And

29:44

then because if you have an animated hook,

29:46

which is basically what he's going to be.

29:48

Right, sure. Yeah, all you got to

29:51

do is wait for him to hook it. That's

29:53

great. Pull on the line and you know

29:55

to reel him in. Okay, burn that spell slot

29:57

and tell me what it looks like. when

30:00

Peppet Philo takes on an aquatic

30:02

form. And

30:06

also how do you accomplish this feat with your

30:09

sort of alchemical form of magic? I

30:14

think, well, he has

30:16

to use an item as

30:18

the focus of his spells, all of his

30:21

spells. And

30:23

technically it is a spell, so I

30:25

think that he's going to... to... his

30:29

cross, his magic

30:31

cross, I think has become his main focus

30:34

of using his magic. So

30:36

I think the cross is what

30:38

he uses. How

30:43

does a puppet... I guess to reframe my question,

30:45

how does a puppet turn into an aquatic form?

30:47

Like what does that look like? It

30:49

can be anything. Well, that's magic.

30:52

No, okay. Listen, I know

30:54

that. I don't think Griffin's

30:56

asking how so

30:59

much as what changes. I'm

31:01

not trying to trap or trick you. This

31:03

works. I'm just saying what's it look like?

31:07

He basically changes into

31:10

kind of a

31:12

fishy looking, I think, at

31:14

first glance. It

31:18

looks like there are painted gills on

31:22

his neck, his little

31:24

wooden fingers, become webbed, and

31:29

I mean, just for shits and giggles, maybe

31:32

a wooden dorsal

31:34

fin. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Comes out

31:36

of his back. He's limping! He's limping!

31:39

Yeah, he's Mr. Limpit. He's Mr. Limpit.

31:42

And his two little... his

31:44

two little... his two little

31:46

wooden legs become like

31:48

a... a merman's tail.

31:51

I love that. Oh, hell yeah. So

31:54

he goes full limp. He has big glasses

31:56

on. Oh, god. You never go full limp

31:58

it. Hell no. Uh-uh. He's gonna... I'm going

32:00

to go almost full limpet, 98% limpet. Okay. Um,

32:03

okay. And you have a rope

32:05

tied onto you as well as some

32:07

jerky? And I have...

32:10

What, do we need the jerky? Um,

32:14

I guess if I look like bait fish... Yeah.

32:18

Now let's take the jerky, just to

32:20

help out. Um, yeah. Or

32:23

otherwise I was going to make you do a

32:25

contested roll to see if Mutt could tie jerky

32:27

onto you without your permission. You're nother.

32:30

I mean, I'm pretty sneaky. You

32:32

are. I wouldn't. I wouldn't

32:34

be against it now. That's alright. Okay. I'm

32:37

going to be out in the boat, kind of in between. Okay.

32:40

So that one, the

32:42

talented Philo limpet isn't out there by himself.

32:44

Gotcha. And two, I can

32:46

kind of communicate back to Lady

32:49

Godwin when it's

32:51

like, get ready. Okay. I can

32:53

see it's about to happen. You

32:56

are on the shore holding the rope with this

32:58

makeshift pulley system, right, Lady Godwin? Yes. Okay.

33:01

Your boat... I think I've

33:03

dug in, I've dug in too. I've dug

33:06

in like a, I'm not standing flat

33:08

on. I've dug like a little ditch

33:10

for myself so I can keep my footing easier. Okay,

33:13

that's cool. Um, yeah, I won't

33:15

make you roll for that. I like that.

33:17

Um, so Mutt, your boat smoothly

33:20

cuts across the surface of the

33:23

water as Gordon Clearwater watches from

33:25

his boathouse holding his wife bald

33:27

nervously watching this. Um,

33:30

and Brother Philo, you swim into

33:34

the moonlit waters. Oh, I think

33:36

he's going to have to throw me in. Oh, okay,

33:38

that's good too. He's got to throw me in. He's

33:40

got a cap. And

33:43

your boat sails onto the moonlit

33:45

waters, cutting a

33:47

ribbon across it that reflects the moonlight

33:50

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33:52

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38:01

Time to fish! Let's

38:04

get a good cast going here. Wait,

38:06

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38:10

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38:12

on. Wow, that's really good,

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G. Thank you so much. Alright, that's gonna do

38:16

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38:19

tired from that. Um,

38:22

Brother Phylo says, Wait! He

38:25

kneels and peles his head. Oh

38:28

dear heavenly lord! Are

38:30

you, is this your first day man? Read a

38:32

fucking book! Bless these

38:34

efforts! Be with us! Guide

38:37

us with your heavenly hand! And

38:41

don't let me get killed. Make

38:43

a religion check for me, Brother Phylo. Absolutely.

38:47

Religion check? Happens

38:49

to be a plus six. So

38:52

that's twenty-four. Wow! On

38:54

the religion. Because

38:57

I won't need an eighteen later.

38:59

Really, really, really, really, really, really

39:01

love God. With

39:05

a twenty-four, you see the form of of

39:10

fantasy Jesus standing on the surface of the

39:12

water. And he just nods at you and

39:14

winks. He's like, I got you. And

39:17

then vanishes. Cast away,

39:19

my friend Mutt. Cast

39:23

away is a volleyball. Oh right, right. That would have been

39:25

the basketball. We

39:27

hate that movie! Yeah,

39:31

do they not get it? They

39:35

don't get it. Wait, was that Elizabeth? No!

39:37

That's a volleyball! It's her

39:39

ex-husband. Okay, I

39:41

throw Phylo. Okay.

39:45

Make a strength check. Animal

39:48

handling. Oh, my check's not

39:51

bad. Because

39:53

I'm throwing a fish. That's why I...

39:58

Artificial twenty. Yeah, artificial twenty. you

40:00

eat, Brother Philo, real good.

40:03

And Brother Philo, you go sailing into the

40:05

water and you splash down. Your

40:09

senses are different, right? You get

40:11

the impression that if you had

40:13

the normal sort of human

40:16

stuff, swimming in these waters

40:18

would be pretty unpleasant. It is pretty

40:22

viscous and sludgy, as

40:25

years of sort of runoff from this

40:27

quarry have thoroughly polluted these

40:29

waters. But because of the

40:32

form you have taken, you are able to swim

40:35

through them sort of unimpeded. What

40:38

do you do? What's your game plan here? I

40:42

think like any good lure, I will

40:46

swim down because you want to go as deep as

40:49

you possibly can. Okay. And

40:51

then when you do fish, the

40:53

key is to move like

40:56

something natural, move like a true

40:59

little creature of the water. Okay. To try

41:01

to attract its attention. And I have one

41:04

other idea to do. Please. I

41:06

would like to use my

41:08

ability of tinker,

41:11

K, my action

41:13

of tinker. And

41:15

with tinker you can imbue

41:21

an object with five foot

41:23

radius of light. Okay. Oh, okay. Cool. What are

41:25

you doing that on? Let's

41:28

do it on my

41:31

hat. Okay. I'm gonna do it

41:33

on my little pointed Pinocchio. I am now picturing

41:35

a fish with a little hat on and I'm

41:37

very heavy. The hat

41:39

is glowing. So

41:41

I'm going to say as you sort

41:43

of writhe around in the water, like

41:46

an actual honest to God, tasty,

41:49

delicious little fishy. I don't

41:51

like writhe. I'm kind of elegant in

41:53

my swimming motion. Yes, absolutely you are.

41:55

But I will need a performance check

41:57

from you to be a fish. Oh

42:00

shit. Performance. That

42:03

would be... A s- Oh,

42:07

you're- Oh my gosh! A tasty- tasty

42:09

morsel. Um...

42:12

Lady Goblin, did you have something? I was

42:14

just going to ask Golden. And

42:17

he called the boys. I'm

42:19

out here- Oh, he what? I'm out here in the

42:21

sand. I'm doing a

42:23

little fishing. And I was just

42:25

curious if you were in possession of any cold boys.

42:29

Oh yeah, Mutt's already popped one open. Is he

42:31

such for your bud? Oh,

42:34

thanks! She said so. Oh, I

42:36

think he walks over and picks up

42:38

Elizabeth and gets into the mini fridge

42:40

underneath her. And comes back

42:42

and is like, What's your poison? You're like,

42:44

uh... Na-na-na-na-na-laddy-lide.

42:47

A peab- a- a- a- not a- A

42:55

naughty little peaboo, maybe? You

42:59

hear from the boat? Take the

43:02

peaboo, man! You gonna have a

43:04

naughty peaboo? Man, you gotta have a naughty

43:06

peaboo. I got a peaboo right here. I'm

43:08

holding out to this third offering won't be

43:10

utterly despicable. Oh,

43:12

we got a cheeky little micalovolta.

43:14

I pushed that one too far.

43:17

Okay, bye-bye. Hey, you wanted cold boys,

43:19

these boys is the coldest lip. Just

43:22

tell me, do you have the champagne

43:25

of beer? Ah,

43:27

fresh out. But if you like

43:30

to tap the rockies... Oh, alright.

43:32

I can think of that. Alright,

43:34

Mutt. I... I'm

43:37

sorry. I've too recently been

43:39

a werehorse treasure with silver

43:41

bullets. I'm a... Hahahaha!

43:47

Sounds like a cheeky peaboo, then. And he

43:49

tosses you a... He

43:52

tosses you an ice-cold cheeky

43:54

Pab's blue ribbon. Hell yeah, bud. Did

43:58

you crack that shit? Ribbit

44:00

Ribbit Okay. I. Actually

44:02

have here a race or background feature for

44:05

the So I have read to produce an

44:07

ice cold Bieber whenever I'm fish and to

44:09

share his as a survey. Here are my

44:11

third: This is anytime I'm facing. Yeah, produce

44:14

one. Give me a constitution saving for a

44:16

Lady Gaga. Oh.

44:19

Saving Throw puts the gravity of the

44:22

say that it's a twenty three. Holy

44:24

shit Wow. We're wrong. I kill the

44:26

they had Lord when a twenty three

44:28

documentary about everybody. I suck. You

44:32

suck on at no no

44:34

kidding your body. As

44:36

process many people in its day and

44:39

your head is the first time and

44:41

a lot of her away as the

44:43

so we drove. Yeah exactly your head

44:45

where a lot of the tastes. Action.

44:48

Takes place is new to this

44:51

experience of inexplicably is fucked. Love

44:53

it. Yeah hell yeah. Rather so

44:55

so good. Ah and it also

44:58

just makes you better assessing so

45:00

I will give you an advantage.

45:02

And the first. Okay,

45:08

With. A seventeen, but you

45:10

are of this. You're

45:12

doing an incredible job

45:14

swimming around idly thinking

45:16

your fist thoughts: Ah,

45:19

One of those fish. Such thoughts sound like. I

45:23

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45:25

on any more of Dad's as the

45:27

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45:29

there are not panelist spirit than enough

45:32

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45:34

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45:36

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45:39

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45:42

his agger of that

45:44

suits those same. Know.

45:47

Doesn't hear of so bad day. Aren't.

45:52

You. Swim. Around the

45:54

water for a few moments. Inexplicably,

45:56

I am. I starving.

46:00

Okay. For... I

46:03

want a nurse one. Give me a survival check. Give

46:05

me a survival check. No, no, no. I'm

46:07

afraid dad's going too deep. Not even

46:09

Phyla. Dad, I'm afraid, isn't going

46:11

to come back from this transformation. Oh, that's fine. Well,

46:15

that's a six. So no worms for

46:17

me. Phyla's

46:19

going to need a kick to get back

46:21

up several layers of transformation. Like, dad, how

46:24

many layers is dad immersed in now? I

46:26

was like... Yeah, I know. I think he's

46:28

going to go full earnings from Sesame Street.

46:31

I think he's swimming around going... Yeah,

46:33

fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy. Confusing.

46:35

Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy. You...

46:39

Your fish instincts

46:41

take over a bit and you are... You're snuffling

46:44

for earthworms in

46:46

the mucky floor of the black lacoon. And... That's

46:49

what I'm talking about. And... Your

46:51

light... No, no, no. No, no. No,

46:54

no. No, no. No,

46:56

no. No. Light illuminates

46:59

something behind you as

47:02

you have your back turned looking for worms. Some

47:05

reeds in the distance part

47:08

and they part very, very far. And

47:12

from up behind you, you can

47:14

sense something. You turn around just in

47:17

time to see it. It

47:19

is... Enormous.

47:24

It is larger than the

47:26

boat that Crawford

47:28

Muttner is currently floating

47:31

on the surface of above. This

47:34

fish is unlike anything you've ever seen

47:36

before in the water or otherwise.

47:38

It has a face like a

47:40

flayed man with pale,

47:43

dead eyes and long needle-like teeth. Griffin,

47:45

are you sure you want to concentrate

47:47

on that image? Not just in the

47:49

game, but into existence? It

47:52

has a bulbous sort of body

47:54

that tapers off to a long

47:57

tail barbed with spines. This fish

47:59

is an... unholy

48:01

abomination, and

48:04

it looms over you, and

48:07

it appears ready to strike.

48:09

You have a moment here,

48:12

Philo. What do you do? Um,

48:19

panic. Okay. In

48:22

a flash, you

48:25

see a cloud of muck kicked

48:27

upwards, and then

48:30

the fish devours

48:32

you. I'm going to say,

48:34

as you sort of pass through its

48:37

long rows of needle-like teeth, I'm going

48:39

to need a dexterity saving throw from

48:41

you to see how, um,

48:44

painless and experienced that is.

48:48

This would be a good one to roll high on.

48:50

How about 17? 17 is great. Uh,

48:54

you manage to pass through most of

48:56

the teeth, just sort of very, uh,

48:58

troitely sort of weaving between them, uh,

49:00

but the back row of teeth, uh,

49:02

catches you and scratches you, which like,

49:04

on your wooden puppet body wouldn't be

49:06

a big deal, but with the way

49:08

that you are transformed, uh, it is

49:11

going to hit you, uh, and

49:13

you take, uh, seven

49:16

points of piercing damage. Jeez,

49:18

my love, but I had rolled a 17. Yeah,

49:20

I wish you'd rolled plenty. Yeah, if you'd rolled

49:22

lower than that, it would have been, you would

49:25

have been eaten pretty badly by a fish. Uh,

49:27

as it is now, you've been eaten by a

49:29

fish in one of the better ways of that.

49:31

Lightly. Okay. You've been lightly eaten. Lightly. Uh, Lady

49:33

Godwin, you feel a tug

49:36

on the rope. Uh,

49:38

I'm gonna yank it with all

49:40

my might. Okay.

49:43

Uh, and, uh, Philo,

49:45

you feel, uh, the rope

49:47

grow tight, uh, as

49:50

the jaws close around you. Your light

49:52

is still activated. You can see in

49:54

here. You maybe wish you couldn't. It

49:56

sucks so bad. Um, What

49:59

Do you do? Okay,

50:04

I'm. Gonna

50:06

Rahm The Sickle. Into

50:09

the. Into

50:12

the wall of the

50:14

fish's stomach. Okay,

50:16

make a. Make

50:18

the tackle for me. Ah

50:21

normally attacking underwater would not go so

50:23

great but the are you have some

50:25

the coverage for the fish you're inside.

50:27

Ah Sir Arthur I'd have to him

50:29

as an advantage of like how the

50:31

gonna miss. Yeah,

50:33

well, it's more a question of Kenny actually

50:35

get through this pisses stuff hours him. I

50:37

use it as the tavern Brawl or strike.

50:40

Can I use that? That seems to be

50:42

the closest thing to attacking. Why? Why don't

50:44

know? That means. Whatever.

50:46

Brawler Strike is is a

50:48

melee attack. using.

50:51

Whatever happens to be a hand. Game.

50:53

Following benefits: increase your strength or constitution

50:55

score by knocking on your your during

50:58

an attack Roll with a web site

51:00

are yeah, so yeah. Zero. Ah, Row

51:02

A D Twenty down. With.

51:04

The says wilson. With. A

51:06

weapon with an improvised weapon is

51:09

yeah. right?

51:11

So A which attacks should I put I

51:13

just rode the twenty a habit dart.

51:15

Ok city to me they have a

51:17

melee weapon, a quarter staff or anything

51:19

like that. Yeah, just throws out and to

51:21

saw that is the numbers of whoop

51:23

whoop quarter staff. A

51:26

hot hot hot Matt Soil

51:28

Police ship. Massive. There ever

51:30

was a time loss for.

51:33

Ah, you managed to

51:36

plant both feet on

51:38

the bottom. Meat.

51:40

And whatever is inside

51:42

of this. ah, and

51:45

you feel. actually pretty

51:47

sturdy shockingly thirty as you feel

51:49

the tug on this rope from behind

51:51

you use wing the sick old down

51:53

word and he the harrys into

51:55

this things got ah there's a spray

51:58

of water that goes up into

52:00

the fish as you jab

52:02

this sickle downwards. And

52:04

it's a good thing that that happened because

52:06

right away this tug on the rope behind

52:09

you becomes incredibly strong and now all of

52:11

a sudden you are

52:13

single-handedly holding this hook

52:15

into this fish. Mutt,

52:18

are you doing anything as you sort of watch this

52:20

from below? You see like lots of bubbles starting to

52:22

form on the surface and you watch the rope sort

52:25

of whip upwards into the water as

52:27

tension forms on. As soon as the tension forms

52:29

I'm gonna want the

52:31

boat towards the shore where Lady Godwin

52:33

is to assist in the reeling and

52:35

catching and fighting. Okay, make an athletics

52:37

check just to see how fast you

52:39

can get back there. Oh

52:44

it was almost 18 but it was a two

52:46

so that's a five Griffin. Okay

52:48

you're struggling. You are one

52:51

of the oars accidentally slips down into the water

52:53

and now you're just kind of going into the

52:55

boat. Yeah okay it's

52:57

the motor won't start. Okay. Cool.

53:01

You're on the surface ripping and

53:03

roaring and

53:07

make a make

53:10

a stealth check for me please. Okay.

53:16

17 total. Okay you see just

53:23

for a second the light from

53:25

Phylo's hatch shining through the needle-like teeth

53:27

of this fang-toothed fish

53:30

as it splashes upwards out of the

53:32

water. It seemed

53:34

to be attracted by the sound of

53:36

the motor but with that

53:39

that stealth check it loses interest and

53:41

just sort of splashes up out

53:44

of out of the water nearby and back down.

53:47

Lady Godwin now this thing is trying to

53:49

swim away from you and the pressure on

53:51

the rope is going to be pretty

53:53

pretty high. I mean

53:56

I have I mean I'm just pulling it and

54:00

as hard as I can. Okay.

54:03

Give me a strength check

54:05

please. With advantage. Yeah,

54:08

I'll give you advantage because of this great ditch that you've dug

54:10

for yourself. Well, and the pea bird, right? And

54:12

the pea bird, yeah. I don't know when to hold

54:15

on. I get an

54:17

advantage from a ditch and I want to save my pea bird

54:19

advantage because I can't ... No, no. I

54:21

remembered you had advantage, but I didn't remember. It was from

54:23

the cheeky pea bird that you dug. Alright,

54:26

alright boss. Let's see here. Strength check.

54:29

And 17. Okay, 17. You

54:33

start to just go

54:36

hand over hand on this

54:40

rope, pulling it in. It is the greatest

54:43

sort of feat of strength

54:45

that has been required of you in this new body.

54:55

When you find yourself being taxed

54:58

but finding a second wind that

55:00

you didn't really know this

55:03

form was capable of, you go

55:05

hand over hand with the rope.

55:08

That's the power of beer. As

55:12

you start to yank this ... Drinking is cool, kids.

55:18

Beer rules, it makes you stronger and better

55:20

at stuff. Winners drink.

55:24

You win. This

55:29

is the situation. Brother,

55:32

finally, you are in ... Hey, it's me. I'm on

55:34

the Jersey Shore over here. Every time

55:37

I say the word situation, you'll

55:39

reference fucking Jersey Shore, a cultural

55:43

artifact that ... I'm going to continue

55:45

to do that bit. Okay.

55:48

VTL, Jim Tanniladri, baby. Yeah.

55:53

Here is the scenario. Hi, it's

55:55

me. It's younger brother of the

55:57

scenario. I'm kind of the math

55:59

one. He he. He

56:02

he. Wave.

56:04

Your magic brother Fila, you are

56:06

in the belly of this type

56:08

thing to the fish, holding on

56:10

for dear life as you serve

56:13

as the the hook, the connection

56:15

between lady goblin on the shore

56:17

and the hook in the services

56:19

bellies. I'm. Might. You are

56:21

on the surface of the water in a

56:23

boat the motor of which will not starts.

56:25

Lady Godwin, you are pulling. For.

56:28

Dear life and making progress as you've

56:30

dank this face into sore. In fact,

56:32

you see it's horrible. Spines poke out

56:34

of the surface of the water. Ah,

56:37

it is about as far away as

56:39

the end of the pier now and

56:41

it is getting closer despite it's violent

56:44

protestations, nearby.

56:47

On the ground. Lady.

56:49

Gaga. Use

56:51

see one of your backs

56:54

Russell and Ms. Ah of

56:56

it's own volition. Make.

56:59

A. Make

57:02

a procession, So.

57:06

We're getting had now for muscles.

57:09

Muscle Maggie that? Yes,

57:11

I got mine. Nine

57:14

on you don't notice this

57:17

bad rustling actually. Ah, but

57:19

it we do the audience

57:21

to see My time for

57:23

sir. Well, not

57:26

quite because the bag russell's

57:28

for and then. A.

57:32

Thing pops out of

57:34

and flies at you.

57:37

And. When it

57:39

gets very very close you

57:42

can see what it is

57:44

it is. Dracula

57:47

his head with bat wings

57:49

sprouting out of it. and

57:53

as he flies towards leaping

57:56

from your past he yells

57:58

so All right.

58:32

All right. All

59:23

right. Bye.