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theme because Kevin is about to do

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a freestyle rap to help you with

1:03

your pinch of the palm. Drop

1:05

a beat, Kevin, and start flowing

1:07

for the pump. Oh,

1:10

no. We are definitely not doing that today. Oh my God. No,

1:12

you know that we would that would make this a bad show.

1:14

100% a bad show. The

1:17

pinch of the pump. It's so powerful. We need to

1:19

do something about it, though. What can

1:21

we do about it if you're not willing to freestyle

1:24

rap? Oh,

1:26

boy. That's

1:29

a good question. I don't know. To be

1:31

fair, though, I was actually going to text you yesterday because

1:33

I was in Wisconsin and the gas prices there had

1:35

dropped below $2 a gallon. So I was going to send

1:37

a picture to you just to rub that in

1:39

a little bit. Wow. Wisconsin

1:41

is not feeling the pinch of

1:43

the pump, baby. But

1:46

you know what it is, is the

1:48

pinch pumping is happening where I am,

1:51

which is the studio, which

1:53

is where Kevin is too. Our

1:55

studio exists in a quasi-dimensional state

1:57

that allows it to be simultaneously.

2:00

somewhere else that I don't know where it is and

2:03

also here where I is. You

2:05

know what I'm talking about Kevin. I

2:08

do. I feel like all

2:10

of our listeners are in the studio with us right now. There's

2:12

a live audience in front of us cheering us on. Yeah,

2:15

so you don't

2:17

want to disappoint the audience, drop a

2:19

beat and hit them with a quasi-dimensional

2:21

rap Kevin. I don't even have

2:23

a beat. I know, we don't

2:25

even have a beat to drop. Oh

2:31

God, okay, okay. That was

2:34

something right? That was like

2:37

a minute and a half, like at least, right?

2:41

Yeah, so for those listening, we're sneakily

2:43

filming this early. We

2:46

normally don't fess up to that, but I'm

2:48

out of town this weekend and

2:51

so we are, you know, we're doing this

2:53

little bit early. It's a weird

2:56

daytime show for us. If you're watching the video,

2:58

it's bright outside Spencer's place right now. Super bright.

3:00

Oh yeah, it's bright just

3:03

like my future. We're doing

3:05

a pre-record and I mean

3:08

it's Thursday, so

3:12

the podcast just came out. I listened

3:15

to the podcast today. It feels earlier

3:17

than it is

3:20

though. I don't know. So

3:23

it feels like it's still just

3:25

like we just did the podcast

3:28

and I haven't thought of anything to say yet, you

3:30

know? Does that make sense? It does.

3:32

Do you always listen to the show? Yeah,

3:35

I am a weird guy. No one ever

3:37

listens to their own podcasts except

3:40

for me. It's important because

3:44

someone's got to care, you

3:46

know? And it's

3:49

usually me is what I found in the

3:51

past. Are you just waiting for

3:53

me to find an editing mistake I made? Well,

3:56

I do send you when you make editing mistakes, you

3:58

know? That's where that comes from. It's

4:00

uh, no, but it's like I don't know on

4:02

Harman town and stuff stuff would come out really

4:04

fucked and like no one would pay attention and

4:07

Dustin would be like it's good and I'd be

4:09

like I think this is like I

4:12

Think we gotta fix this. This could be like really

4:14

bad And

4:16

so I don't know. I don't know and

4:19

I just You know, obviously

4:22

our podcast is bad and it's it has

4:24

errors and stuff. But um Whenever

4:27

I'm listening to podcasts and there's like a

4:29

big error that's like if someone listened to

4:32

this down They probably would have caught this

4:34

it bums me out And

4:37

so then when I was doing the D&D podcast,

4:39

I would listen to everything I

4:42

would fucking Kevin here get this. Okay, so the

4:44

back end of the podcast you can upload and

4:47

stuff So I would

4:49

pre upload the podcast to

4:54

the Website

4:56

the the podcast Whatever

4:59

back end I guess I don't know whatever I

5:02

would wait for it to render

5:04

and everything and prep the file

5:07

and then I would listen to it

5:09

on the back end in my car

5:11

through my phone but through my car

5:14

speakers To monitor the audio

5:16

levels and check because it's like this is

5:18

this rendered this is gonna go out on

5:20

the air So it's like if

5:22

there's anything that's going to if there's

5:24

anything that like not even I fucked

5:26

up But if uploading it has fucked

5:29

up anything, you know It's

5:31

gonna be here because this is after it's

5:33

finally rendered by the fucking thing, you know

5:35

And so then I'd listen to it in

5:37

my car Before I

5:39

would you know final finalize

5:41

it although, you know, technically speaking

5:43

it was finalized cuz it's already there I

5:45

just had to change the date because

5:48

that you'd put the dates like In

5:50

the future you not listed or unlisted

5:52

or whatever. I don't remember. It's been a while since

5:55

I fucked with it You

5:57

could tell that we don't have anything to talk about but

6:00

So yeah, so I'm just used to

6:02

just listening down to everything also

6:04

when for D&D it was really useful

6:06

as notes To listen and

6:09

be like, oh, yeah, this is what we did

6:11

last week, you know, like then

6:13

be like, okay this is what we're gonna do so, um That

6:17

was interesting because that almost put me in the unique

6:19

position where I was like the only one that

6:22

look Remembered what

6:24

happened for multiple reasons Like

6:27

not only did they not remember in

6:29

the moment because they're drunk but also

6:31

like I am actively refreshing myself by

6:33

listening in to Get

6:35

a better sense and they weren't which um, you

6:38

know, that's not on them It's not typical to

6:40

do that, but it's an

6:42

interesting part of the dynamic that happens

6:45

Boy, howdy You can hear

6:47

all about it In

6:49

Paul shears new book Paul shear has a new

6:51

book Kevin. I didn't know this.

6:54

Yeah, what's it about? It's about

6:56

his life. I don't know. It's his memoirs. That's

6:59

all I know I mean He

7:01

said that uh, he's gonna he's

7:03

writing He wrote the book about a lot of the crazy

7:06

stuff that happened to him that he talks about on the

7:08

podcast and people are Like what the fuck are you talking

7:10

about? He's like, yeah, it's just that's what it was What

7:13

happened when I was a kid and they're like that's crazy.

7:15

Your life is insane. He's like, what are you

7:17

talking about? You know, um, but

7:19

there is I guess some weird stuff not

7:21

like problematic, but just like some weird wacky

7:24

stuff that He's writing about

7:26

I don't know. Why am I spending so much

7:28

time on this? Anyway, so the

7:30

big headline is Jason

7:33

isn't dying as far as I can tell So

7:36

we did go to the vet I paid Way

7:39

too much money. I don't even want to say

7:41

but whatever To

7:44

get her diagnosed but it was good

7:47

Because we got two diagnostics. We

7:49

got like blood tests and like

7:52

body tests and like x-rays rather

7:55

and uh The blood tests

7:57

turned out fine, which was good because I've

8:00

been worried about her kidney or whatever

8:02

since her last visit and so she

8:04

said everything was fine system-wise

8:08

Other than maybe she was a little bit Like

8:13

dehydrated and hadn't been eating very much she

8:16

said they said they didn't like have anything

8:18

in her GI tract which is not Good,

8:21

I think because she hadn't been eating But

8:25

they said she had gas but they didn't

8:27

think that was why although they said maybe

8:29

it was like a big Flare-up of

8:31

her IBD which is just the thing

8:33

that she has looks like irritable bowel

8:35

disease Which

8:39

is say IBD and IBS

8:41

whatever we're not gonna talk about that but

8:44

so What

8:46

but then what the x-ray found is that her

8:49

like Her

8:51

spinal vertebra or whatever are

8:55

Not Good

8:57

they're like degraded They

9:00

they used a disease name

9:02

of some sort of something but they

9:05

didn't write it in the paperwork So I have

9:07

to go Google what like disease they said it

9:09

was but it seems like

9:13

You know she's having problems

9:15

with her Some part

9:17

of her spine. I don't remember what number they

9:20

said. I just gotta call them back and file

9:22

I bet they don't write what whatever whatever. I'll

9:24

figure it out, but um it's

9:27

not like a Paralyzing

9:29

injury necessarily I think it basically just means that

9:31

she's old and so now she does she doesn't

9:33

move so good But they said it could

9:35

come on really fast They said

9:37

it was it could like It

9:40

could happen like overnight Which that's what I thought was

9:43

weird about it is because it was like she was

9:45

just kind of being like acting like old Like moving

9:47

around all old but it's like but

9:49

I just happened so did she hurt herself like

9:51

what happened? So I got a research. Whatever. I

9:53

gotta look up this condition Figure

9:56

out I mean sounds like something that happened to

9:58

one of my relatives where like You've

10:00

got your vertebrae which are hard bones

10:02

and you've got the cartilage which is

10:04

kind of the soft, like, suffering tissue.

10:08

And the cartilage over time just degrades a

10:10

little bit as you get older. And

10:13

you don't even notice it up until the point that

10:15

your bone is touching bone. And then all of a

10:17

sudden it's just like overnight, all of a sudden you'll

10:19

start feeling it. Yeah. The

10:22

thing that sucks is that normally

10:24

they treat it with anti-inflammatories, but

10:26

they can't do

10:29

that because she's on steroids

10:33

and I guess those don't mix well.

10:36

And they can't take her off the

10:38

steroids because it's more important for the steroids to

10:40

be treating her IBD than it is to treat

10:42

her spine, I guess. They gave

10:44

her some other kind of painkiller, but

10:47

I don't think she can regularly be

10:49

taking painkillers necessarily like

10:52

that because those kinds of give her more like

10:55

heavy duty, I think, if they're

10:57

not anti-inflammatories. And

11:00

they gave her some sort

11:02

of monoclonal antibody injection that's

11:04

supposed to be good. It's

11:07

like a new experimental treatment for

11:10

whatever this is, which is weird because you

11:14

wouldn't expect antibodies or whatever to

11:16

be able to fix

11:20

your spine, right? That's weird. So

11:22

I don't know, but she's actually been moving around

11:24

a little bit better. She

11:27

definitely seems more

11:30

active. She's

11:32

definitely like, I don't know, it feels

11:35

like she's always going to be like this, but

11:37

it feels more, it felt like she was actually

11:39

sick before and now it just feels like she's

11:41

old and is kind of just like, hey, look

11:43

at me, I'm old. And she's definitely eating and

11:46

stuff. So I think

11:48

she's okay for the short term or the very

11:50

short term. I'm still

11:52

not ruling out the possibility of

11:54

her just dropping dead within the next month or

11:56

so. But I

11:59

think she's okay. You know, we've been

12:01

hanging out and stuff But

12:04

you know, she's just not It's

12:06

just not moving as much. It's sad, you know Because

12:10

it's a stranger dying. Yeah,

12:12

Jason's awesome, but it's like

12:14

it's the same thing is dying It just hasn't

12:16

happened. It was just like uh, it's like goddamn.

12:18

It's like living death almost fluffy

12:21

Matt D writes

12:23

hey Spencer has your experience of listening

12:26

watching footage of your spells changed over

12:28

the years and uh,

12:31

I Don't

12:34

know I mean I Mostly

12:37

think I check out most of the stuff I

12:40

do I don't know that I've done everything that

12:42

I've done, but I think I mostly check out

12:44

the stuff that I do To

12:47

see how it comes off Because

12:52

You know sometimes there's editing and stuff so you're like I

12:54

wonder what the editing is and sometimes it's like oh did

12:56

I do a good Job, what does that look like? Sometimes

12:58

it's like oh, I wonder what the comments are, you know,

13:01

so You

13:03

know, but it's mostly stuff like that and I

13:05

don't think that's really changed that much I'm always

13:07

just like oh, I wonder what the deal is

13:10

So for something like great minds, were you involved in the

13:12

editing process or did you just see it as a finished

13:15

product when it was done? I Don't

13:18

think I was involved in the editing process. I Just

13:21

yeah, I thought I would have just seen when I was done,

13:24

but we didn't shoot very much So it's not

13:26

like there was a lot to edit in general,

13:28

you know, but yeah, they're definitely it's not like

13:30

it wasn't That it definitely was but it was

13:33

such a tight show that we like We

13:35

basically used everything we recorded other

13:38

than alone Like you

13:40

know that that's not that for you know, the season

13:42

that you reported that show how many days did it

13:44

take to do? all of that How

13:47

many episodes was that 12? 10

13:50

or 12. Yeah, I think It

13:54

was a couple months. Basically we had a

13:56

run where we just shoot like. To

14:01

every weekend in a row I think

14:03

as hell was. Fifteen.

14:05

Another on the fifteenth. The As I

14:07

think we just tried to shoot as many.

14:10

Ah, two episodes as we couldn't

14:12

one weekend was crazy. I don't

14:15

think we did to every weekend

14:17

burned by ours. Is

14:19

pretty hectic on. The

14:22

ah no ma'am remember great minds.

14:24

I had a ice ice. probably

14:26

still just write this for practice

14:28

or whatever but I have like

14:30

a spec script idea for great

14:32

minds where. It

14:34

was like. Ah,

14:37

I'm. I

14:41

think it's like. A

14:43

face they they summon, not some and

14:45

you know, the portal. The guy comes

14:48

through the portal and a guy that

14:50

comes through. It's Rasputin and it's played

14:52

by me. Spencer. And

14:55

arm. And then there's also me.

14:57

Spencer playing. me, Spencer and I'm

14:59

Rasputin is just immediately really violin,

15:02

trying to like kill people and

15:04

stuff and damn. Spencer.

15:06

Is like man. This. Is

15:09

crazy I target area and dance like

15:11

go away. Talk about mans like this

15:13

is fired can be gray as was

15:15

like know like for real like our

15:17

our. And damn.

15:20

And then like. Basically.

15:23

Rasputin is trying to just kill most

15:26

of the crew. And damn

15:28

they're just trying to stop him

15:30

from like killing people and like

15:32

locking themselves and rooms and stuff.

15:35

And I'm Ben Dans like man.

15:37

This is hard wire. Was Spencer been such

15:40

like an asshole or whatever? And then at

15:42

the you know it turns out there's Lego.

15:44

I gotta apologized to Spencer and then they

15:46

go to an arcade. And.

15:49

I'm I'm playing Ddr, the

15:51

arcade. For. Some reason. And.

15:54

Then I'm Dan apologizes and I'm

15:56

like you know, whatever mans get

15:58

outta here and then. Rasputin starts

16:00

playing Ddr and then it's the Spencer

16:02

Rasputin are playing Dd are against each

16:05

other and they play Dd are so

16:07

hard that Rasputin just melts into do

16:09

like you know they have them to

16:11

do and then like wow Spencer Safe.

16:16

By yeah that's the spec scripts or

16:18

of the basis skeleton of a mom,

16:20

but our. To. Be fine Charlie,

16:22

I'm rights. Are you gonna do?

16:24

I'm playing magic episode now I

16:26

think so I'm. Maybe

16:29

some of Er Twits though is do

16:31

I know? side play the low table

16:33

magic on on Twitch phone may we

16:35

could do where you live. Magic stuff

16:37

on Twitter isn't all that. Loughner will

16:39

figure it out. Bouncing counting. Housing

16:43

if you're listening to an audio podcast.

16:45

sounding was things people play. Magic sounds

16:47

very good. Think having video makes it

16:49

a lot more compelling. Now. But

16:52

are now. Okay,

16:55

kevin. Looks. We.

16:58

Gotta be there's people. That.

17:00

Hate the sound of food and

17:03

drinks. Did. You did you know about

17:05

this? I'm. A good idea that some

17:07

feedback about that? Yes, yeah. So.

17:12

We're going to try a drinks. Some.

17:16

But. Who. I

17:19

want to try food on the show.

17:21

But I think we're gonna try and woods will

17:24

try to drink by. Think we're going to try

17:26

the food. At the end of

17:28

the show so we can time stamp it

17:30

for me. So phonic people's that makes sense.

17:33

It does. Yeah, okay. Settling.

17:36

Disputes have it out loud either. Thankfully

17:38

now I don't think so either. By

17:40

I think they'll be something they would

17:42

make sense to get. The thing is

17:44

I always feel like more flail he

17:46

like. I want to pull the rope

17:48

early for food you know and then.

17:51

And then as the time as like winding

17:53

down it's like we probably will probably get

17:55

there. We don't need the food you know

17:57

So out that's the problem by oh be

17:59

good. Least. Push

18:01

it to the backers. So here's the thing

18:03

about. I listen to this podcast recently. About.

18:06

Me: So phony or. Or parker

18:08

was I was the illusionist podcast. You're

18:11

talking about me Says Sonia and we'll see

18:14

about nice A phony here. Is.

18:17

I'm. A

18:20

tiny just easier faults.

18:23

Plague. The

18:26

only thing these are really do to

18:28

reduce your misa sonia. His.

18:30

Life. And. This

18:32

is what the podcast said the parts as was

18:34

very sympathetic towards me so funny or but the

18:36

things they were saying I was like oh wow.

18:39

I. Should be a lot less sympathetic of

18:42

subsistence. But of the

18:44

thing they said about it is like the way

18:46

to make it better. Is. To lay.

18:49

Learn. To deal with his. And

18:52

there actually is like the only thing

18:54

that is true. The

18:57

the symptoms because they've

18:59

done brain scans and

19:01

basically you know. When

19:03

they do to be brain scans. If

19:07

the brain function the same

19:09

way it's just said the

19:11

response the agitation response is

19:13

way way stronger with nose

19:16

with no differing like stimulus

19:18

or anything there's There's no

19:20

alleys that we found yet

19:23

obvious process that like amplifies

19:25

why the stimulus is hitting

19:27

so hard. Id just is

19:29

and I'm There's also a

19:32

study and like the date

19:34

also shows. When. you

19:36

get mad about it which is a big part

19:38

of me so phony is your like on the

19:40

bus and some as chewing gum and you're like

19:42

does my first chewing gum i can think about

19:44

chewing gum i can i at ces all i

19:47

can hear his chewing gum wise his mother fucker

19:49

chewing gum he says a piece of shit have

19:51

you do that to someone a wide awake you

19:53

be so rude the it's like be be forcing

19:55

people to put up with the sound and so

19:57

bad treating people like this and like that kind

19:59

of spirally kind of ruminating thought

20:02

Process is a big part

20:04

of what makes it so bad, which is

20:07

again just not dealing

20:09

with Which

20:12

it's not that it's fake and it's not

20:14

made up it's just It's

20:17

just that uh Yeah,

20:20

it's that Like

20:22

you can't you can't predict what people's

20:24

mesophonic triggers are going to be because

20:26

different things trigger different people and

20:33

The only thing that you could do is like where to

20:35

deal with it, so it's just like yeah, it sucks I

20:37

mean, but there's not you know I don't know I

20:40

Went through a short phase of it when I

20:42

was a teenager I remember exactly the day that

20:44

it started were like I was probably 15 or

20:46

16 and like My

20:49

grandmother and her sister were over at the house

20:52

and my parents had made like this

20:54

big spaghetti dinner and I remember sitting at the

20:56

big table that we had and just hearing the

20:59

Spoon going into the spaghetti and they didn't flop it to

21:02

the plate and then people chewing and all this But it

21:04

just I don't even like I can't even tell

21:06

you why this one day changed it, but like all of a

21:08

sudden I Was

21:10

just like hungry before I sat down, and I

21:13

just sat there listening to all these noises And

21:15

I'm just going God humans are gross like this

21:17

this Where are we always this

21:19

noisy or is it just today? And

21:21

I ended up just leaving and like not eating

21:23

anything And then I just

21:26

like completely stopped eating dinner with anybody else because I

21:28

just wanted to be alone in my room like My

21:31

parents have asked him me like you know why are you

21:33

doing this? Why don't you want to eat with us and

21:35

I told them and they didn't believe me? Yeah,

21:38

that's a common. I know you're just on you You're

21:41

just making a major. Yeah. Yeah,

21:44

and I'm like no it's the sounds everyone's making

21:46

and they're like what just stop it and I

21:49

was like I can't like it just makes me not

21:51

hungry Yeah, so they would

21:53

make me just sit there and listen to it whether

21:55

I ate or not and then that made me just

21:57

hate Everything but then I just I just kind of like Will

22:00

powered my way out of it. I guess right.

22:02

Yeah, wasn't that around the same

22:05

time that you realize that all the voice

22:07

actors for South Park change No,

22:10

that was a few years later But

22:13

that's that you know, I've always had weird

22:15

things with sounds my whole life though. So

22:17

it's I'm sure yeah related Yeah,

22:19

man. I'm sure it's it's I'm sure you

22:21

like you're hearing like With

22:24

the voice of all things as they'd say

22:26

in Dungeons and Dragons But

22:28

speaking of Dungeons dragons I was I didn't even

22:30

mean to not the voice of all things and

22:32

Dungeons dragons one piece Speaking of

22:34

one piece Dungeons and Dragons. There we go.

22:37

Okay, perfect segue gelatinous

22:40

oh wait, I'm on the wrong

22:42

camera, whatever gelatinous oob

22:44

soda gelatinous cube ooze

22:48

Dungeons and Dragons I'm showing

22:50

it to the camera for the

22:52

audio podcast people blue burst flavored

22:55

soda blue burst flavored soda Kevin

22:59

It's got dice on it gelatinous

23:01

cubues 170

23:04

calories what else there's not much else here, you know,

23:06

there's not much to comment on man

23:09

Wizards new logo looks like Nazi shit Do

23:11

you have this? Yeah,

23:13

yeah, I got one you see that logo

23:15

by the barcode the a it has like no It

23:18

doesn't have a crossbar on the a and it I

23:20

don't know for some reason that just kind of looks

23:22

kind of nazi ish to Me. Yeah,

23:24

I can see that for sure. I don't

23:26

like it. It makes me uncomfortable. Okay, I'll tell you

23:28

that much Okay,

23:31

so let's let's drink it off

23:35

Mike Yeah, I'm gonna mute

23:37

why try so little bit Spencer open it and taste it

23:39

first Okay, and then can I

23:41

mute myself is my money? You

23:43

know, I'm not you got a mute button you

23:45

can use Why isn't spacebar the mute button? Okay.

23:48

Okay, I mean And

23:50

then you know, we can't hear it all now.

23:52

Yeah, cannot hear Spencer in the slightest. Well, he's

23:54

he's sipping this So he's tasting it No

23:58

second taste even so he wasn't first from us not

24:00

having too bad. Oh, you gotta try it Kevin. We

24:02

gotta talk about this. Alright, I'm gonna try mine

24:04

now. So Kevin was

24:06

gonna try his and he's trying

24:09

it and I'm

24:11

gonna mute my...

24:14

Hey, we both were muted there for a second. That was... That's

24:22

very blue. It just tastes like blue.

24:24

It's like blue pixie sticks. Didn't

24:26

you get like a dry kind

24:28

of candy kind of flavor? Yeah.

24:30

It's like... Obviously soda can be

24:32

very candy flavored in general, but

24:34

like I feel like a typical

24:36

like blue flavored soda wouldn't taste

24:38

so powder candy flavored. It would

24:40

be using like soda-y

24:42

syrups or something. You know, does that make

24:44

sense? Yeah, it's definitely

24:47

a candy kind of taste with

24:49

some sour. You know, like

24:51

I went over that artificial sour powder as they

24:53

put on candies to make it sour, like acid

24:55

or something. Yeah. That's

24:59

what it tastes like to me. I kind

25:01

of wish it was a bit stronger. Like maybe

25:04

stronger sour, stronger sweet,

25:06

stronger fruit. I

25:09

feel like it's a bit muted. It's like

25:11

a very solid kind of broad note

25:13

of flavor,

25:18

I would say, as opposed to

25:20

like maybe Mountain Dew

25:22

is more jagged, you know, it has

25:25

more gaps and more spikes in it,

25:27

you know. It's definitely not Mountain Dew,

25:30

right? You can imagine like this

25:32

being poured into Mountain Dew or a Mountain

25:34

Dew version of this, but it wouldn't taste quite like

25:36

this. Yeah, it's not an

25:39

interesting Vistas into it. It seems thicker than

25:41

the average drink. Like I don't know if

25:43

that makes any sense, but it's not thin

25:45

like 7-Up or something. It's got a

25:47

thickness to it. Yeah, some of

25:49

that might be psychosomatic, but while you're saying that I

25:51

was kind of getting that to an extent too, yeah,

25:54

that's weird. I

25:56

don't know. Like corn syrup

25:58

kind of. Yeah. Yeah,

26:00

yeah, yeah. Is

26:02

there corn syrup in this? Sugar.

26:05

Well, sugar can mean anything

26:08

these days, right? Yeah. It

26:10

does say sugar though. It doesn't say how you fruit those corn

26:12

syrup, which is a lot of times it does. So maybe that

26:14

means that is sugar. Maybe that's why it tastes

26:16

kind of muted. I find that

26:18

like cane sugar sodas, you remember when

26:20

they were doing that for a while? Yes.

26:24

You had a throwback one. Yeah. Yeah,

26:27

I found those to be a bit muted

26:29

flavor wise and not that, you know, whatever.

26:31

I'm not shilling for high fruit those corn

26:33

syrup. I don't care. I think dieticians

26:35

are like the same fucking shit. It doesn't matter.

26:39

I mean, it does, but it doesn't matter that much. What

26:44

I mean by... For anybody who wants to try... Go

26:46

ahead. Go ahead. For anybody who wants to

26:48

try this, I bought this at H&M at the mall. It was

26:50

just sitting there. Is that H&M? Yes.

26:55

So our show is sponsored by H&M

26:57

today. But yeah, I was just

26:59

going to say that I think some shit sugars do

27:01

metabolize a little bit different like sucrose or something. So

27:03

it's not like they're all exactly the same, but I

27:06

don't know. I think

27:08

it's more new agey weirdo people who are

27:10

like high fructose corn syrup is like, you

27:13

know, it's made out of Satan particles or something.

27:15

It's like, no, it's just sugar. Anyway,

27:17

whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever. Sugar turns

27:19

out as poison. Anyone

27:24

with mesophonia? I did just

27:26

burp. So

27:31

fuck. Okay. Well, we

27:34

tried. All right. So

27:38

something we got to do... Kevin's

27:40

been posting questions in the Discord, but something we got

27:42

to do, I think, is at least get through a

27:44

couple emails because we had Obed

27:46

on last show and I didn't read the emails

27:49

that I was going to read. So emails I

27:51

was going to read, email I was going to

27:53

read, I guess, right? Anyway.

27:58

And I like reading the emails. Because

28:00

then it tells people that they can send us email

28:03

and also this email is from freaking November We

28:05

got to catch up right? That's the thing is

28:08

like you feel bad leaving the emails too long

28:10

But then also then you run out of emails

28:12

if you read them This

28:14

sucks man. What the fuck am I doing? Ah? Whatever,

28:18

whatever, whatever. Whatever. Just gotta

28:20

get through it No show

28:22

on Sunday. So we got to do the we got

28:24

to do the pre-recorded right? My

28:27

fault it no no it's not your fault

28:29

you're doing great. I'm having

28:32

a crisis Okay

28:36

too long to be funny on tiktok ed

28:38

writes Hi, Spencer. I'm a

28:40

fan named ed. I live in Virginia and listen

28:42

to that happens on iTunes in chickpea dot dot

28:44

dot You said you needed emails right around the

28:46

time you're reading out funny things customer service providers

28:48

have blurted Here's an email about

28:50

a dumb thing. I said to two dollar tree

28:52

customers, but it's only funny in context I

28:55

was a new cashier I hadn't quite noticed how

28:57

completely random most people's purchase seemed to be until

28:59

this particular couple came to my register on maybe

29:02

my third night Bringing

29:04

up their tiny ribeye steaks their single

29:06

serve packet of charcoal briquettes their long-handled

29:08

lighter I realized I was surprising I

29:10

was surprised to be noticing a pattern

29:13

Sometimes I grinned at them still scanning and

29:15

bagging you can tell exactly what customers are

29:17

planning to do with the stuff They're buying

29:20

here. It didn't land. They'd

29:22

liked me more Before I

29:24

spoke and after which is weird for

29:26

me because my voice is my handsomest

29:28

attribute Guessing they were probably just

29:30

tough I Turned

29:33

back to my work two items later I hung

29:35

up something you wouldn't expect to find at a

29:37

square as play this like dollars like dollar tree

29:40

Self-forming lubricant I think that's all the mystery, but

29:42

I don't think I said oh, sorry Like I

29:44

probably should have I just promised myself never to

29:46

say anything like that again Anyway,

29:49

I hope this email finds you well. Thanks

29:51

ed Oh And

29:54

he has a footnote which was stupid since my word

29:56

is shit because he promised himself in his word of

29:58

shit anyway Okay, so thank

30:01

that. I think that does

30:03

a great job of illustrating this concept of sometimes

30:07

you try and like make a human connection with

30:09

someone and then you're like Hey,

30:13

you should probably draw and become a dried husk And

30:17

that's like one of those circumstances, you

30:19

know um, so

30:21

yeah anyway Customer

30:24

service brain rot as they say anyway

30:28

What do you think of that email kevin? I gotta I

30:30

don't know kevin We gotta have more of

30:32

a dialogue. Don't you think we do we

30:34

do? Um Yeah,

30:37

I mean, I don't know I always have this fear

30:39

of like every time cash year I go through a

30:42

cash year line They're judging what i'm buying, you know

30:44

for any reason no matter what it is And

30:47

then I keep telling myself no, nobody does that but then

30:49

we hear emails like this for someone is doing that So

30:52

I don't really know what to believe Well,

30:54

you know, it definitely happens. I think in general

30:56

it probably doesn't happen that much just because I

30:58

don't think people care that much Um,

31:01

but it happens enough where I don't think you can just

31:03

pull it put it out of mind But yeah, I worry

31:05

about that stuff along to a lot too, you know Anyway,

31:10

we got another one this one's from

31:12

uh eli I

31:14

was working christmas returns for toys or us when that

31:16

was still a thing a father was returning the wrong

31:18

gift He got for his little girl. That was also

31:20

with him She wanted a different toy and he said

31:23

maybe if you're good santa will get it for you.

31:25

She responded with no I know you have the money

31:29

That's funny Uh

31:33

It's a weird thing about being kids is that

31:35

your parents have money and they don't have money

31:38

And they're like we don't have the money and you're

31:40

like it's weird what we do and don't have the

31:42

money for you know because I mean i'm not looking

31:44

at the books, I don't know what's going on but

31:48

You know, then you go spend a lot of money and then

31:50

someone buys a car all of a sudden Like I thought we

31:52

didn't have the money The car was

31:54

working. We didn't need a new car anyway

31:59

jay snide Oh, we got a bunch of

32:01

these customer service ones. I guess that's because

32:03

they're from this time when we asked about

32:05

that. Oh

32:08

my God, I wanna die. I wanna die, Kevin,

32:11

I wanna die. Jace

32:14

Knight writes, I was working in an open

32:16

kitchen and we received a weekly delivery of

32:18

organic tofu. On one delivery, the guy brought

32:20

the bag of them to the kitchen counter

32:22

and I accepted them. As he

32:24

was walking away in a crowded dining room, I

32:26

said, thanks and have a re-read day. I

32:29

think I was mixing up good day and

32:31

really good day, but brain farted on both.

32:34

My coworker started dying laughing as I bent

32:36

down from the counter

32:38

to hide in embarrassment. Now

32:41

that is some customer

32:43

service brain rot. You

32:45

got any customer service brain rot, Kevin? I

32:49

don't think so. I've had a lot of crazy

32:51

jobs, but none of them were really facing customers.

32:54

So I

32:56

don't think so. Have you ever hit that? Yeah,

33:01

not too often, but I

33:04

can't think of anything, but I

33:06

definitely said fucked up things.

33:09

I mean, I misspeak a lot, I misspeak all the time. So

33:12

I definitely misspoke in

33:14

crazy, stupid ways, but

33:18

I never worked like a

33:21

fast food window. So I think

33:23

something about the fast food window makes

33:25

it work somehow. I

33:27

feel like if I have flubbed at a borders and

33:30

the customer is like, what? I just,

33:32

I don't know. I think that's not as bad somehow. I

33:37

did not that long ago was

33:39

talking to one of my clients and

33:41

somehow, I had two calls back to back with

33:43

two different clients at my company and

33:46

called the first one and spent five minutes explaining

33:48

something about the second client to the first client.

33:50

And they sat there very quietly and confused throughout

33:53

the entire thing, not saying a word. Oh no.

33:56

Yeah. That's crazy.

33:59

That sucks. What

34:01

did they think? The thing like

34:03

that is then they're like, oh, actually this,

34:05

and you're mortified. And then you

34:07

can't ask honest questions at that point.

34:10

You can't be like, okay, so

34:13

what do you think of that that just happens? I

34:16

don't know. What was the aftermath? Not

34:20

much. I basically just said, oh, you know what?

34:22

I had the wrong notes up on my screen,

34:24

and I was talking about something completely unrelated to

34:26

you. I'm so sorry. I do know what

34:28

you're doing. I do know what you asked me here. Let me

34:30

prove it to you by flipping to the correct notes and starting

34:33

elsewhere. And they just kind of rolled

34:35

with it, but I feel like they've lost

34:37

a little enthusiasm for working with me

34:39

now. Oh, yeah. No,

34:41

you're done. You're good. Yeah,

34:44

no, I don't know. I

34:48

can't. I don't like

34:51

dealing with customers because they're stupid.

34:55

That's the thing about customers. They're famously

34:57

stupid. But

35:01

when I got the job at the Apple store,

35:03

we worked in the back, and then right after

35:05

I got the job, they started making the people

35:07

in the back answer the phones. And so suddenly,

35:09

we were taking some of the worst people that

35:11

ever deal with anybody in the store. Because

35:14

if you come in, at

35:16

least you've come in. People

35:18

are more comfortable doing things and

35:20

saying things on a phone

35:23

call for something they're never planning to come in

35:25

on. Does that make sense? Yeah.

35:28

So, yeah, we got some

35:30

of the worst. And then

35:32

also, they called the store and be all

35:34

like, hey, can you help me reboot my PC?

35:37

And you're like, no, you have to call tech

35:39

support. We're in a store. We can't talk you

35:41

through that. And they're like, yeah, you could just

35:43

do it. And they're like, I mean,

35:46

yeah, but that would start like this whole thing.

35:48

And then you wouldn't pay $100 to the company

35:51

or whatever. And

35:53

so it just was a lot

35:55

of... You

35:58

Couldn't do anything to make anyone happy.

36:00

basically of Ivs own was calling wear

36:02

hijab their request. That was not possible

36:04

for the of like well a very

36:06

sorry to let you know split is

36:09

willing to work. The best thing

36:11

we didn't have his book an appointment and note

36:13

that sucks that was awful. Like to take an

36:15

appointment, you know? I mean, it wasn't. Is.

36:17

Fine but it's like that was the best case

36:19

scenario and that sucks to go and sorry that

36:22

you think I'm appleton a profit on themselves. So

36:24

by by pitching so hard of like how you

36:26

can go up and any Apple store and talk

36:28

to a genius there any time and you know

36:30

like that stay really hate that up as being

36:32

a selling point of buying from and you think

36:34

that they can I have a shot themselves in

36:36

the foot by making customers think that was okay

36:38

to do. Oh. Yeah, absolutely. I

36:40

mean, I think was is. Ultimately,

36:43

it's like. It's not

36:45

even then they shot themselves as of

36:47

words that they've essentially on some level

36:49

it's kind of whatever reason for whatever

36:52

by thing is guy devious what they've

36:54

done to monetize you know, tech support.

36:56

whereas like I feel like before you

36:58

could reasonably go in and ask a

37:01

computer person at a computer store. Like.

37:04

For tips and they did tell you

37:06

stuff you know Now it's like oh

37:08

either we have to get you an

37:10

appointment which to thing about the appointments

37:12

more about you know, pipeline Like how

37:15

can we logistically handle everything over the

37:17

phone call? It's like how can we

37:19

make like a hundred dollars on every

37:21

phone call you know? And it's like.

37:24

Well some of the people that call that

37:26

just want to restart this or that you

37:28

know it's like that's not hundred dollars in

37:30

the problem is those people. Sometimes they spiral

37:32

into big problems that don't seem like they're

37:34

going to happen. You know, see, can't Just

37:36

we'd everything on the chance that the ladies

37:38

is gonna need her computer restarted will be

37:40

good to go. but at the same time

37:42

it's like for the people that are fine

37:44

with their that's not a hundred dollars like

37:46

there's a So it's like it is. It's

37:48

like the that's a devious thing that they've

37:50

done. and i think that's

37:53

the seen as not like ah they shot themselves

37:55

in the foot by like tricking people and are

37:57

coming to the store and then the you know

37:59

as No, they've tricked

38:01

people into paying for something that they

38:03

should reasonably be providing on some level

38:05

for free. Although again, that's kind of

38:07

like what the appointments are too, is

38:10

the appointments are free unless you have

38:12

to pay for a fix. You know,

38:15

but anyway, whatever. I

38:17

remember when Mac OS X first came out and

38:20

we were one of the few early

38:22

developers for that. But the only

38:24

way to get the developer DVDs that you have

38:26

the software to actually produce Mac apps was you

38:29

had to create an appointment to go

38:31

into an Apple store. It

38:33

was this total just nonsense support

38:36

request so that they would hand you a

38:38

DVD. And sometimes that went

38:40

really smoothly. And sometimes you would get somebody like one

38:42

of the genius bar people that, you know, they call

38:44

it then of like who just

38:46

thought that the whole process because they're like, wait. So

38:48

there's a repair ticket for your computer, but you didn't

38:50

bring the computer and you want me to give you

38:52

a DVD that I've never heard of before. And

38:55

that would just get so

38:57

frustrating because if you got unlucky and the manager didn't

38:59

even know about this process or anything, they would be

39:01

like, I don't know what you're talking about and you'd

39:03

spend an hour or you go back the

39:06

next day and someone would be like, oh yeah, I know where that

39:08

is and just hand it to you. Yeah,

39:14

that's a living, you know, I don't

39:16

know that that story just made me think about how, like, I

39:18

feel unqualified to do things. And I'm

39:21

like, man, I got to learn how

39:23

to like have skills. I

39:25

got to get some skills that people would pay money for.

39:28

So that's where my mind was when you're talking

39:30

about that. Sorry, Kevin.

39:34

I'm bad at having a podcast with you.

39:36

I got a we got to

39:38

be going at the speed of Kevin. We got

39:40

to. We got to. Okay, so we got

39:42

to make my face bigger on the podcast

39:45

logo, I think. Okay.

39:48

Yeah. And eventually when my

39:50

face gets smaller, I

39:52

think the podcast is going to have to have a new

39:54

title and it has to be the speed of Kevin. I

39:57

think Kevin. Yeah, because it's

39:59

not very. No, I

40:01

know, but I think that's the speed people need,

40:03

you know, they got a need for speed and

40:05

speed of Kevin speaking of which Spell

40:08

jammer in the chat has a question for Kevin

40:10

Kevin What's your pipe dream project like something you

40:13

do is like something you've always wanted to be

40:15

part of or run? I Mean

40:19

there's a few projects just like kind of connected to this

40:21

Whole area that we're in that I've wanted to do

40:23

for the longest time like my dream I think I've

40:26

talked about here before is that I really want to

40:28

release the heat vision in Jack pilot after I've finished

40:30

restoring It and edited and everything so

40:32

that we can do like a blu-ray release and maybe

40:34

include some swag in a box set or something like

40:37

that That's the

40:39

pilot that Dan Harmon and Rob

40:41

Schwab did with Ben Stiller and

40:43

Jack Black and all these other people that

40:45

you know They made a pilot they there

40:47

were even TV ads for this show coming

40:49

and then it just never happened and I

40:53

you know that pilot I think is one of

40:55

the greatest TV pilots I've ever seen I thought

40:57

that before I ever even knew Any of these

40:59

guys, you know, yeah, was that a box? What

41:01

was the box? Yeah. Yeah Yeah,

41:04

then the problem why we can't just immediately

41:06

release this is that They

41:08

used all this copyrighted music in it. They never intended

41:11

to error this they were just like, yeah let's let's

41:13

put in some Beatles music or whatever, you know and

41:16

And We

41:18

can't find all the source tapes to be able

41:20

to re-edit it to not have copyrighted music So

41:23

I was spending forever Manually

41:26

editing the waveforms and stuff to get rid of the

41:28

music in a couple scenes and it was doable But

41:31

it still didn't sound great But I'm kind of hoping

41:33

that sometime in the next year AI is gonna be

41:35

so good at doing this so that we can just

41:37

feed this all through AI just I take the music

41:39

out And it'll be done Yeah,

41:41

I wonder I

41:46

wonder how long my headphones have I think we're

41:48

good. They're at 10% that seems good, right? Yeah,

41:53

that should be fine I think

41:55

technically speaking, you know, this is this

41:57

is this is some serious pre-recorded show

42:00

energy you know. I think I can plug

42:02

them into this other computer and they'll still

42:04

work. So let's see if this

42:06

absolutely derails the show of the tech

42:08

problem. Well I'm talking now can

42:10

you still hear me? Yeah I can still

42:13

hear you. Alright perfect. This cord's a little short

42:15

so now I gotta kind of like sit this

42:17

way otherwise I can't like I can't turn fully

42:19

towards the camera anymore but

42:21

I could turn the camera towards me

42:25

and as Kevin was pointing out earlier you can see

42:27

how white the background is. But

42:30

uh. You got a white boy behind you today. Yeah

42:33

cuz we're uh we're

42:35

in limbo. This building I live

42:38

in limbo is cheaper you

42:40

know it's the

42:43

only affordable place in Los Angeles is a

42:45

limbo. Okay

42:50

so is there anything else that other pipe dream

42:52

projects Kevin that seems like something that you're kind

42:54

of almost doing? Well it's

42:56

something that we I've tried doing probably two years

42:58

ago and just it just hit so many dead

43:00

ends that it's just been idle right now. Sure.

43:03

You know and there's also a question too that nobody

43:05

rationally knows who owns this pilot so we were doing

43:07

all this work in the hopes that we could figure

43:10

that question out and I don't know that we still

43:12

haven't answered to that yet. So

43:15

until that's solved nothing can happen and

43:18

I don't even know how to find that out at this point.

43:22

Yeah well if

43:25

no one knows who owns it then maybe

43:27

you guys own it. I

43:29

own it is what I'm going to go

43:31

with. I think that works legally speaking. Uh

43:36

Spill Jammer's question for Spencer is

43:38

there a character archetype people always

43:40

want to play in D&D but

43:42

haven't ever been able to. Uh

43:44

yeah I've always wanted

43:46

to play more of like a strength build

43:48

rogue. I think like

43:50

a kind of like a thug kind

43:52

of like bully kind of beat

43:56

you up you know. kind

44:00

of rogue is a cool

44:03

idea that I haven't really nailed and I

44:05

don't really like most of the character options

44:07

that go in that direction. Kevin Day, here's a

44:12

question. How do you deal people with condes... how

44:14

do you deal with sending people in the industry?

44:17

What do you think, Kevin? I

44:20

mean, I tried just not to work with people like that. You

44:22

know, if wherever possible, like

44:25

to be the project doesn't matter so much as it

44:27

is the people that I'm working with and if I

44:29

work with someone once that I don't like,

44:32

I just will never be involved with them

44:34

again. So that's not really an answer.

44:36

I mean, like during a project,

44:38

if you have somebody who's really negative

44:40

and condescending, I kind of feel like

44:42

most good teams just sort of work

44:44

themselves around them to exclude them from

44:46

the process. So

44:51

that's kind of my thing,

44:53

which I know isn't really a good answer, but that's how I

44:55

do it. I just sort of ignore them until I don't ever

44:57

have to see them again. Yeah.

45:00

What about you? My trick

45:02

is you have such a

45:04

low esteem that

45:07

you don't think twice about any horrible

45:10

thing anyone does to you. Yeah.

45:14

I think, you know, that's

45:17

something that goes for you. It works

45:19

for you well in a lot of

45:21

circumstances and what's

45:27

cool is that people

45:29

magically start treating you well. It

45:33

just all works out on its own. Yeah.

45:37

So yeah,

45:40

that's my trick, I guess. But

45:42

hey, whatever. I

45:44

have trouble picturing somebody just

45:46

being really negative at you.

45:48

Yeah, it doesn't happen very often, but

45:52

on the other hand, I'm incredibly sensitive. So

45:55

even things that you wouldn't clock

45:57

as negative, I perceive as, you

45:59

know... Horrible, so you know

46:01

it's it's tricky Alright

46:06

lit if you could go back

46:08

in time, you know, this is pre-record

46:10

energy. There's some pre-record energy just doing

46:12

chat questions It's

46:15

good. Um, if you could go back

46:17

in time to when you're 13, what advice would you give yourself?

46:26

I think it's like Basically

46:29

like do everything Anytime you

46:31

were like, oh, I wonder if I should do

46:34

this or something just do everything Like I don't

46:36

think there is anything that was like, oh don't

46:38

do this That

46:40

was like bad to not do, you know

46:42

It's not like I was ever like outside of a

46:44

store and my friend hands me a gun or something,

46:46

you know It's like I feel

46:49

like anytime I didn't do something as probably would have

46:51

been better to have done it But who knows, you

46:53

know, I don't know But uh,

46:55

yeah, that's that's the thing is I think of

46:57

myself as someone that misses a lot of opportunities

47:00

so That's the kind of thing

47:02

I would try to be getting at Y'all

47:07

into any video games at the moment, I'm not

47:09

actually I guess I'm playing Mega Man Bell number

47:11

five again But I'm not really into video games

47:13

right now. I'm kind of between games in a

47:15

weird way The Final

47:17

Fantasy 7 rebirth comes out kind of

47:19

soon. So that's gonna be

47:21

good You're not playing anything right

47:23

now. Well, you were playing something recently, right? I've

47:27

been playing that game with no vampire

47:29

survivors that right, right, right Looks

47:33

like you know further though No, it's like it's on Steam

47:35

But it's also a mobile and a bunch of other platforms

47:37

and it looks when you first play it like the simplest

47:39

possible game like you literally just You're

47:42

a little guy that can move around and

47:44

you can't even control your weapons or anything

47:46

You just constantly firing and you're

47:48

shooting stuff and there's actually no vampires in it at

47:50

all Even though it's called vampire survivors then

47:52

I sort of playing very kind of vampires. I Mean

47:57

kind of but they've made it a point to actually never

47:59

call anything in the game of vampire so that

48:01

the title state isn't accurate as it's always been but

48:05

like you play it and you're like this is the

48:07

simplest stupidest game why is everybody playing this and then all of a

48:09

sudden you're like oh there's this whole new mechanic that completely changed the

48:11

game then there's a whole new one that changes the game and it

48:14

gets to the point where it's like the game is

48:16

just unrecognizable from how you first started playing it

48:20

yeah there's a bunch of secrets and unlockables

48:22

and stuff and I haven't gotten all of

48:24

those yet but I kind of fell off

48:26

at one point but I got

48:28

through about half of the secrets like there's

48:30

like a page that'll show you like what

48:33

secrets you haven't unlocked or something and

48:35

I was doing a pretty good job it's a

48:37

it's a really great game I mean it was

48:39

only like on the phone it's only a couple

48:41

bucks I think right and like you'll

48:44

fucking get like at

48:46

the very least I would be surprised if you

48:48

don't get like 20 hours out of it you

48:50

know in a short period of time and

48:53

if that's all you get it's like that's three

48:55

bucks man that's good that's not you know it's

48:57

better yeah and at the time game you can put down for

48:59

two weeks and just pick back up right where you left off

49:01

and not be bad at it yeah I

49:04

just like it because like there's some games that are

49:06

hard to play but it's the kind of game you

49:08

can just pick up and so it's great as like

49:11

the kind of game that's like oh I'm gonna play

49:14

this in line for something game like while I'm waiting

49:16

in a waiting room or something you know which is

49:18

not all games are good for that kind

49:20

of thing but it's

49:23

really good for that for sure I should

49:25

play more of that anyway um savvy

49:28

writes Kevin is keeping Spencer on the short

49:30

leash tonight you know we

49:32

got to get a longer cord

49:35

so this doesn't happen I used

49:37

to get a lot of the

49:39

longer cords but you know lately

49:41

I've been only buying the short ones

49:44

I feel like the quality of every charge cord

49:47

is just gotten awful lately you know

49:49

like yeah they all break

49:51

with it in a month for me now and I'm not

49:53

doing anything crazy with them I

49:55

know it's really bad it's not good

50:00

Every time one of my Apple

50:02

cords disintegrates, I'm like,

50:04

these Apple cords fucking suck. I'm just gonna get a

50:06

third party one, and then it's like, cause it'll be

50:08

cheaper, and I'm sure it won't last that long, but

50:11

it's like, at least then it's not spending all my

50:13

money. And then the third

50:15

party ones, they go bad

50:17

in literally one week, and it's like,

50:19

wow, okay. I

50:21

thought this Apple one was really bad,

50:24

but it's like, even

50:26

if I'm getting these third party ones,

50:30

for like $5, it's still, you're

50:32

gonna end up spending more on

50:35

$5 cords than you would

50:37

on just one fucking Apple one, but

50:39

whatever, whatever. Oh,

50:43

you guys, one of these days, one

50:47

of these days, we'll be looking

50:49

back on this and laughing and being

50:51

like, man, remember

50:54

when this- That's a successful

50:56

podcast then? If

50:58

our listeners are laughing to it. Oh

51:01

no, I was imagining this being like

51:03

a clip of a footage. Well,

51:07

this is embarrassing, isn't it? But

51:09

there's more narrative to come, but

51:11

there's like, it was a clip

51:13

of a documentary about the successful life

51:16

of like the brilliant and illustrious Kevin

51:20

Day. And

51:23

you're a Hollywood

51:26

superstar, and they're

51:28

trying to figure out how you did it all.

51:30

And they're like, and I imagine, they didn't know

51:32

back then, he would listen to Spencer talk. Spencer

51:35

was there too. I'm like

51:37

the bad guy of the film, I think I

51:39

turned into the Obadiah

51:42

stain or whatever. You

51:44

seem to self cast yourself as the villain

51:47

in a lot of things. Yeah,

51:49

because I'm not winning, I'm not a

51:51

hero, like it

51:53

seems, and everyone hates me, right? It

51:56

all fits, it all flows very naturally,

51:58

right? I mean. I think if you

52:00

had to pick, you know, from the, say the Harman Town

52:02

documentary, if you had to pick a hero, that story would

52:04

have to be you. Yeah,

52:07

but you could argue that that story was

52:09

kind of engineered to create me as a

52:11

hero. You know? Or

52:14

it's just telling the story. Yeah,

52:16

but that story is over. Now it's the

52:18

story of me being bad

52:23

and not being in Hollywood and

52:25

trying to be a writer and

52:27

stuff and not know anything. Hold on, I

52:29

gotta close my door. Jason,

52:32

it's so sad. Jason's so sad. She just kind

52:34

of like walks all weird around now. Hold on.

52:38

Well, I mean, I think I could probably describe

52:41

you as just the most aggressively

52:44

kind person I've ever known. Does

52:46

that make sense? You know, like, for

52:49

those people who aren't from the Los Angeles area

52:51

or haven't traveled there, LAX

52:54

is the worst place on earth. And

52:57

you offered like during rush hour, to

52:59

come pick me up from the airport once. Just

53:02

for no reason, just because, you know, nobody

53:05

does that. Do you know anybody else?

53:07

But that was fun. It

53:09

was fun. But like, that was still though,

53:11

like 90 minutes of garbage

53:14

traffic before you even saw me.

53:17

Yeah. Yeah, no, I

53:19

know. I like driving though. But

53:22

yeah, yeah, it was fine. But that was fun.

53:24

That's the thing is most people, if they picked

53:26

you up from LAX, they wouldn't have a good

53:28

time. And I don't know what the fuck that

53:30

is. You know, I don't know what to do

53:33

with that information. And

53:35

that was the night too that, you know, even though this

53:38

was a domestic flight, for some reason, our plane landed at

53:40

the international terminal. So I wasn't even where I told you

53:42

I would be. So you had to

53:44

like make it up the loop or hound or something. Oh, that's

53:46

fine. That happens all the time at airports. Yeah.

53:49

But no, I don't know. But you can say that

53:51

I'm nice, but everybody hates me. You know, they're not

53:53

going to like me more. There's,

53:56

you know, that's

53:58

why they're the good discord because they know better

54:00

than to trust a charlatan like me you know

54:06

but you know what they shouldn't trust is

54:11

soda no not soda Sicilian

54:15

pizza space food all right

54:22

mesophonics I

54:24

don't think this is gonna make any noise I hope not I'm

54:27

just saying that like we're gonna maybe

54:29

be eating food and there's probably not gonna be anything

54:32

good for the rest of the show anyway so you're

54:34

probably good to clock out you

54:36

know if you maybe just want to turn the volume down and

54:38

let it keep playing because it helps our metrics but you know

54:40

whatever but okay so Kevin I

54:44

think the term has got a wild hair up his ass

54:47

to try Russian astronaut

54:50

food is that how you would

54:52

describe this yes yeah

54:54

they're like these big tubes

54:56

bigger than like a toothpaste you kind of like that tube

54:59

you get like oil paints in kind of yeah

55:01

like this like

55:05

boxing kind of epoxy yeah yeah

55:07

at Home Depot you can get

55:09

in a tube like this it's

55:11

pretty it's pretty intense yeah

55:14

it's like a metal like a metal toothpaste

55:17

tube right and these

55:19

apparently are authentic like surplus

55:22

cosmonaut meals and

55:25

it's like a big tube of different flavors like

55:27

you've got more than I did but I've

55:29

got french fries borscht and

55:31

Sicilian pizza Wow

55:35

and just

55:37

like the Home Depot caulking tubes the caps

55:39

have a spike on them

55:41

to punch through the perforation

55:45

so this is

55:47

gonna suck huh I mean I

55:49

wasn't worried about it before but now I am there

55:53

was liquid in here oh no

55:55

there's liquid I think you're supposed to like work it around

55:58

a little bit before I'm

56:04

sure actually I should yeah, you gotta

56:06

like yeah kind of work it

56:09

Wait, why don't you try again? Wait

56:12

a second Kevin Well,

56:14

I recommended to use the product in a

56:17

heated state placing the tube in water for

56:19

three to four minutes Well,

56:22

that's not Jenna. Yeah, that's not

56:24

what happened What flavor

56:26

do you have I got the pizza flavor

56:29

I got the pizza one here, too Okay,

56:32

you can try that Yeah,

56:34

we might have to actually try and heat this

56:36

up at some point. So we might have to

56:38

I Don't

56:40

know Maybe

56:42

I can Do this on

56:44

my own time and upload it now. That's

56:46

a pre-record that would take effort All

56:51

right, okay Kevin's

56:53

laughing you guys Kevin's been laughing the whole

56:55

show you guys Kevin's been laughing since

56:58

the show's like First

57:01

aired, you know like a year

57:03

ago or whatever. It just always gets cut out. I Have

57:07

a very quiet laugh too. It's it's just

57:09

almost like the inverse Jimmy Carr last or

57:12

you're like the sickest pervert on the

57:14

planet and You're

57:17

doing a delicate impression of

57:20

someone's silently laughing Fuck

57:23

with me. I Think

57:26

that makes the most sense. I Don't

57:29

like that. There's no I don't really find you

57:32

hysterical. I I really do. Yeah Alright,

57:37

so we got this Sicilian pizza. This one is supposed

57:40

to be thin. I think the others are more at

57:43

least The but the

57:45

french fry one's a little bit thicker. I can feel

57:47

there's not as much liquid in that one I don't

57:49

I don't like this color. Look at this color. So

57:51

fleshy. It's like Kind

57:54

of like lighter than Tuna

57:58

or something maybe lighter than salmon.

58:01

Yeah. It smells like, man,

58:04

I can't remember, it smells vaguely

58:06

like pizza rolls maybe. It

58:09

smells like pizza trash. It smells like

58:11

the trash can of a pizza place.

58:14

It has. It's had like soda and other things poured in

58:16

it. It's weird. It's definitely

58:19

pizza but it's just not good pizza smell.

58:23

Yeah. Or like pizza flavored

58:26

corn chips maybe or something.

58:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

58:31

Like. It's like essence of pizza. Like

58:34

Pringles, like those pizza Pringles. Alright,

58:36

I'm just going to have this little bit of it.

58:38

Okay. Misophonics.

58:41

Just five seconds of

58:43

your time. Okay, Spencer's leading the

58:45

way. He like pushed up maybe half

58:48

an inch of the product out from the

58:50

tube and then is chewing it now kind

58:52

of, which worries me a little bit that

58:54

it needs to be chewed. It tastes like

58:56

if bread was a sausage or something. What?

59:03

It tastes like fake

59:05

flavors. It

59:08

tastes like if

59:10

you can make ground meat out of killing

59:12

a bread. If a bread was a living

59:14

animal that you kill and

59:16

ground up into meat, it

59:19

would taste like this. And also if

59:21

you seasoned it too because sausage. Are

59:24

you going to try it, Kevin? Yeah. Alright, let

59:26

me try something. Kevin's not going to show this

59:28

motherfucker. That's lying. As I

59:30

squeezed it, it's like foamed. Okay. I do

59:36

some of the camera just so people can kind

59:38

of see what it looks like before I chew

59:40

it here if you're watching the video, which you

59:43

can watch on Spotify now. If you use a

59:45

Spotify app to listen to us, you can see

59:47

full video here. Yeah, check out our video

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ads. Here's one now. I'm

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the ad. Goodbye.

59:55

Kevin

59:57

is tasting. It's

1:00:02

got some good seasonings to it, I think. Like there's

1:00:04

some original and I'm

1:00:07

not even sure what other, it's all in Russia and the ingredients,

1:00:09

so I can't really tell you what's in it. But the

1:00:12

seasoning was good, just the consistency is terrible.

1:00:15

And what do you think of the bread sausage nature of

1:00:17

it? Do

1:00:21

you, what do you think? It feels like

1:00:23

you just took a hamburger

1:00:25

bun, some sausage and some spices

1:00:27

and put them in a blender with way too

1:00:30

much water. Yeah, but

1:00:32

yeah, exactly. It's kind of like ground

1:00:34

meat. It's like wet, raw meat, but

1:00:36

it's not. Yeah,

1:00:39

I mean. Yeah.

1:00:42

If I was starving, I would eat this for

1:00:44

sure. I don't think I would recreationally choose to

1:00:47

eat this again. Yeah,

1:00:49

why don't we say calories? There's

1:00:51

two servings of 250 calories. So

1:00:54

this is, if you eat this whole thing, that's 500 calories, which

1:00:58

you're gonna need to go through a few of those tubes

1:01:00

on the old space station, I think,

1:01:02

you know, every

1:01:04

day a couple of tubes. Oh, it does

1:01:06

have the ingredients in English on here. Yeah. So

1:01:09

it's pork ham, high grade wheat flour, cheese,

1:01:11

tomatoes, oil,

1:01:14

powdered red pepper, salt, dried yeast, basil, and water,

1:01:16

because it's not a random, it's basil as it's

1:01:18

tasting. So.

1:01:24

I like the warning below that. It is forbidden

1:01:26

to heat the tube in the microwave oven. That

1:01:28

is dangerous. Word for word what it says. Yeah.

1:01:33

So the only spices are salt,

1:01:35

powdered red pepper, and basil. And

1:01:40

tomatoes and cheese. So I don't know.

1:01:43

The smell isn't terrible, I just don't

1:01:45

like the consistency. But.

1:01:49

I don't get this. But.

1:01:52

How is it not, how does it not have preservatives?

1:01:58

I think it's because they. seal these

1:02:00

tubes and then put them in

1:02:02

boiling water to just chill off anything in

1:02:05

there. That makes sense.

1:02:07

Yes, which is also probably why it's as liquidy as

1:02:09

it is. But it's... Yeah,

1:02:13

I feel like if you took the crust of

1:02:15

a Totino's Pizza Roll and just squirted this inside,

1:02:17

it would be okay. Wait

1:02:21

a second. Wait

1:02:24

one second there. Now that's an idea.

1:02:26

Yeah. Or

1:02:28

what if you got a pizza crust from

1:02:30

Pillsbury, because they make pizza crust now, and

1:02:33

you just put this on the pizza crust

1:02:36

and you bake it. I

1:02:39

may have to try that and I'll post that on my Instagram or something. When

1:02:43

what if you just got a slice of

1:02:45

pizza and used this as like a pizza

1:02:47

condiment? Just on top

1:02:49

of the pizza? Using this like

1:02:51

pate or something on crackers might actually not be

1:02:53

that bad. Yeah, I bet that's pretty

1:02:56

good. You know Russians love pate. They

1:02:58

call it pashtyet. That's...

1:03:02

the crazy Russian hacker taught me that. Alright.

1:03:06

I don't know if I want to eat another one of these right now. I

1:03:10

feel like I do actually want to try heating

1:03:12

them up, but yeah, maybe I gotta like record

1:03:15

that or something. I don't know. But we can say that

1:03:17

for next time and just have them prepped and ready. Yeah,

1:03:21

just bring some hot boiling water.

1:03:23

I got arrested on my

1:03:25

legs. My

1:03:28

golden California

1:03:30

tanned legs. So

1:03:33

you sent me another drink though. Is this something?

1:03:35

Oh god. What

1:03:37

happened? Okay. You sent me

1:03:39

a Coca-Cola Creations League of

1:03:42

Legends Japanese. Oh, I

1:03:44

do have that one here. I didn't think I did. It's sitting right

1:03:46

next to me. I'm sure this is the

1:03:48

same one as the XP flavored one. It

1:03:51

looks kind of similar. And

1:03:56

that was a Coca-Cola Creations. That was also

1:03:58

a League of Legends tie-in. So

1:04:00

yeah, it looks pretty cool. Yeah, so it's the

1:04:02

camera here It's like it's this golden black can

1:04:04

with a red logo on the front pretty

1:04:07

much Everything is in Japanese

1:04:10

So I don't know what any of it says but it

1:04:12

looks it looked appealing in the store Yeah,

1:04:16

it's I mean we talked about Japanese

1:04:18

package design and also this is pretty sleek,

1:04:20

too It's not as busy as some of

1:04:22

the package designs, but it's just I

1:04:24

mean the design is busy But it's just like it's

1:04:26

like a nicely designed thing. It's not like a bunch

1:04:29

of pop-up text boxes and

1:04:31

stuff Yeah, very good-looking. Do

1:04:33

you want to try it first? Yeah, sure. Let's

1:04:35

do this a try here. I don't crack it

1:04:37

open It's time

1:04:39

for Kevin's try Hey,

1:04:43

it smells like coke but with Some

1:04:46

kind of fruity note to it. Maybe

1:04:49

yeah, this could be the same. I'm not sure

1:04:51

I'm not sure I can really identify for this

1:04:53

fruit just by smell but I felt a

1:04:55

little bit of a congestion So I'm not

1:04:57

smelling great today. Um, yeah Before

1:05:01

I'm not sure Kevin mentioned that he might

1:05:03

have to drop out of

1:05:05

the show for a couple minutes But

1:05:08

he told me that Abed wasn't here Filling

1:05:13

go ahead Kevin. All right. Let me

1:05:15

taste this now. Let me see Oh,

1:05:17

yeah, you've given it a taste. Oh, yeah,

1:05:19

I'm trying not to pull the camera Oh

1:05:21

no, and I've taken the camera but the

1:05:23

camera back to Kevin. Okay, um,

1:05:25

it tastes like coke With

1:05:28

something added and I can't tell you what that

1:05:30

something is. Well, it's less expensive to try here Let's

1:05:33

put it down It

1:05:36

honestly does taste a little bit different than the

1:05:38

XP flavor, but I think it's just the XP

1:05:40

flavored It tastes vaguely banana

1:05:42

ish. It's kind of like Tropical

1:05:44

fruity flavored like juicy fruit a

1:05:47

little bit Yeah,

1:05:50

like a pineapple banana creamy. Yeah,

1:05:52

exactly pineapple banana

1:05:56

Yeah, I taste like it's no

1:05:58

calories, right? Yeah, it's

1:06:00

a weird metallic taste to

1:06:03

it. Yeah, so it's no

1:06:05

sugar Zero

1:06:07

sugar. I think it's just the

1:06:09

League of Legends one well

1:06:12

That would be interesting to learn about well

1:06:16

Hopefully that wasn't too much noise for the

1:06:18

mesa phobes because I forgot to call that

1:06:20

one out before I drank it on the

1:06:23

microphone I Didn't

1:06:25

hear any noise. So I think I think we're good.

1:06:28

Okay, I'll play it back and if it was

1:06:30

if it was horrible I will muted. Yeah, can

1:06:33

we get a quick playback on that actually? We

1:06:36

can even building to do that. Yeah, we

1:06:39

got to go to video village You

1:06:41

know, that's the problem is you haven't built a

1:06:44

video village I think if you had one it

1:06:46

would have been able to catch that right? Yeah,

1:06:48

it takes the village to raise a podcast It

1:06:51

takes a video to village Gee,

1:06:54

I don't eat up. I

1:06:57

got another email. Oh No,

1:07:00

the mesa phobes who've tuned out they're not

1:07:03

gonna have seen this oh no

1:07:09

Okay, Kevin put this at the front of the show

1:07:12

Warning mesa phobes. We

1:07:15

said that there we would be eating for the rest

1:07:17

of the podcast But

1:07:19

we didn't so at seven

1:07:22

minutes left Which

1:07:25

is a normal time stamp that will make sense

1:07:27

to you Go

1:07:30

there and we'll have stopped

1:07:32

making mesa phobic remarks. Oh,

1:07:34

that's not gonna be right though because we have the credits that

1:07:37

count towards that now No,

1:07:39

get better made sense if it

1:07:41

wasn't yeah skip ahead

1:07:43

to an hour and six minutes in

1:07:46

Okay, perfect hour six minutes.

1:07:49

Thank you. Also Kevin don't actually put this at

1:07:51

the front of the show Okay,

1:07:55

I won't okay perfect I probably would

1:07:57

have gotten anyway, I think I think

1:07:59

this is gonna I think that's going to solve all of

1:08:01

our problems. Jonathan,

1:08:05

or John writes, John

1:08:09

writes, suggestion for Spencer. Uh-oh.

1:08:14

I don't know about this email, John. Hi,

1:08:16

Spencer. Have you ever thought about making an audio drama

1:08:19

as a way to get your writing out into the

1:08:21

world without having to rely on the corpos? I

1:08:23

write, direct, produce a horror anthology podcast, and it's

1:08:25

been a great way to get my work to

1:08:28

the public without a lot of the expenses or

1:08:30

headaches of the industry, which I

1:08:32

don't have access to since I'm not in LA

1:08:34

and don't have professional contacts or an agent. In

1:08:37

my experience, the audio drama podcasting space

1:08:39

is welcoming and supportive of creators at

1:08:41

every level of professionalism, and I think

1:08:43

the audience would respond really well to

1:08:45

your brand of storytelling. Obviously,

1:08:47

feel free to ignore this if it isn't the kind

1:08:49

of thing you're interested in. I just figured I'd highlight

1:08:51

it as a possible option for getting your creative work

1:08:54

out there. Love the show.

1:08:56

John, PS. I

1:08:58

don't want this email to be an advertisement, but I'm

1:09:00

including a link to my show here because

1:09:03

it seemed weirder not to, and

1:09:05

because I thought you might like it. It

1:09:07

deals with themes of mental illness and

1:09:09

social alienation through a body horror creature

1:09:11

feature lens. www.graymatterhorror.com.

1:09:19

Awesome. Thanks, John. If

1:09:21

any of you have any links that you want me

1:09:23

to read on air, feel free to send them to

1:09:27

[email protected]. Of

1:09:30

course, I don't mind, John. That's fine.

1:09:33

I did think it was going to read more

1:09:35

as an advertisement, but it actually wasn't an advertisement.

1:09:37

It was earnest. But who cares

1:09:39

anyway? I don't care. I'll

1:09:42

do anything. I'll do anything you want. God

1:09:45

damn it, Kevin. What are we still doing here? Why

1:09:48

did I do that? I have no idea. We

1:09:50

got to stop doing the show. We

1:09:52

got to do the show about something else. We

1:09:55

got to sing.

1:10:00

What's this? What's this? A

1:10:02

good podcast. What's this? It's

1:10:04

going very fast. What's this?

1:10:06

I can't believe my past was full

1:10:08

of terrible experiences, but I will make

1:10:10

some art. Did that

1:10:12

rhyme? That one didn't rhyme. That's close enough.

1:10:15

It sounded musical enough, but I'll take it. Yeah,

1:10:17

that was like, uh, Nightmare Before Christmas. Anyway,

1:10:23

the thing is, that's our show,

1:10:25

but it's not our show.

1:10:29

That's our show, but it's not. We're

1:10:31

still 420, smoke weed if you got them.

1:10:36

You got any freaking weed to smoke,

1:10:38

Kevin? Maybe you should smoke weed in

1:10:40

the podcast. I don't. I

1:10:43

feel like that would be a terrible idea. Yeah,

1:10:45

that'd be a terrible idea for me to do before a show. No,

1:10:48

at the end of the show. Okay. Well,

1:10:51

okay. When we're not pretaping, though, this is not the

1:10:53

last thing I have to do for the day. This

1:10:56

isn't a pre-tape of the rest of your day,

1:10:58

Kevin. Don't worry about that. Worry about the show.

1:11:03

I just read that on the average day, that

1:11:05

might be a bad thing because I wouldn't have

1:11:07

to still work after this. Yeah, that's pretty funny.

1:11:09

It could be good, though. But,

1:11:12

you know, Bill Maher, he smokes

1:11:14

pot on his podcast called Random.

1:11:17

Do you know about this? I

1:11:20

haven't actually listened to it, but I'm aware of it. I

1:11:23

hear tell that he tries to

1:11:25

get his guest to smoke pot

1:11:27

and then he will smoke pot and

1:11:29

blow it in their face. And

1:11:33

they'll be like, what the fuck are

1:11:35

you doing? It'll be like, it's called shotgunning, man. It's

1:11:37

called shotgunning. Anyway, the

1:11:39

woke mafia or whatever, you know,

1:11:41

so that's kind of what it's like on

1:11:43

Club Random. We should go on Club

1:11:45

Random. Do you think we should reach out to

1:11:47

Bill Maher? We

1:11:50

could. What would

1:11:52

our pitch be? Do you think we should? I

1:11:56

mean, I would enjoy

1:11:58

talking to him. I just don't know if I would. what

1:12:00

happens to add to his show? What

1:12:02

would her pitch be? What

1:12:05

are you talking about? That happens.

1:12:10

Hold on. Hold on. Oh, I almost ended the show. I

1:12:14

clicked something and it was like, you want to end the show

1:12:16

now. That would have

1:12:18

been so good. I was like, this is bad.

1:12:21

Happens. This show just ends. There's no credits or

1:12:23

anything. Oh, Jason

1:12:26

is sad. It's really sad seeing Jason now because she

1:12:28

can't walk, right? And it sucks. I'm like, I don't

1:12:31

know what to do. Keep,

1:12:38

keep not saying anything. Hold on. We're almost

1:12:40

there. Almost there. We're

1:12:42

almost there. The

1:12:45

podcast not have a main.

1:12:51

Anyway, we'd simply,

1:12:53

we'd simply tell Bill Maher, here's

1:12:57

the pitch rising from

1:12:59

the ashes, like some sort of

1:13:01

podcasting Phoenix hosts, Jeff B Davis

1:13:03

whose line is anyway, and Spencer

1:13:06

Crinden, Harman town, embark on the

1:13:08

most courageous and groundbreaking mission ever

1:13:10

conceived talking into microphones, join our

1:13:12

heroes as they fearlessly weighed into

1:13:14

a myriad of topics and takes,

1:13:16

as they crack wise and make

1:13:19

merry with and without special guests.

1:13:21

Oh, and they play Dungeons and

1:13:23

Dragons sometimes that happens a podcast.

1:13:26

And if that doesn't sell them on it, I

1:13:28

don't know what will. I

1:13:30

feel like he would have the same reaction to probably

1:13:33

what most of the people who like to discover this

1:13:35

podcast and tune into it is that

1:13:37

we're, we're selling them on Jeff Davis and

1:13:39

then they're getting me. And

1:13:42

I don't know that that, I don't think Bill Maher

1:13:44

would appreciate that. Well, I

1:13:46

think what most people's reactions to

1:13:49

that would be

1:13:51

is I

1:13:56

miss Harman town. I

1:14:00

think that most of the people who read it, they'll look at

1:14:02

that and go like, wow, ah, this

1:14:04

sure isn't Harman Town. Like, wow, that's, that's, this

1:14:06

is a podcast that's not that. That's

1:14:09

all the information I need to move on with my life.

1:14:13

I think that's the main reaction we get. I wonder

1:14:15

if that's how Bill Maher would react. Yeah,

1:14:18

because it feels like, you know, we're

1:14:20

advertising, like we have the best lettuce anywhere.

1:14:22

And so people are coming to us going,

1:14:25

hey, I needed some lettuce for my sandwich.

1:14:27

And then instead we're giving them apricots.

1:14:30

And even if the

1:14:32

apricots are great, they still want lettuce.

1:14:35

Yeah. It's like

1:14:38

apricots into tacos. Right.

1:14:40

It's like, and I would argue that apricots

1:14:42

are probably more valuable than lettuce, but

1:14:45

at the same time, it doesn't make them work

1:14:47

in tacos. They just aren't for that. They're for

1:14:49

other stuff, you know? Yes.

1:14:53

But I don't know. We could probably get Jeff

1:14:55

if it's, if it's, if it's Bill Maher. I'm

1:14:57

sure they'd get along famously or not,

1:15:01

you know? And it would be a crazy

1:15:03

story, but that's our show. God

1:15:09

damn it. God damn

1:15:11

it. Well,

1:15:14

we really did this time. More ways

1:15:16

than one, you know? We did. Check

1:15:19

out Spencer's Patreon at- Don't check

1:15:21

out my Patreon. patreon.com. No, patreon.com/the

1:15:23

sixler. And you had

1:15:25

your name in the credits too. Yeah. It's

1:15:30

a Spitreon, right? I'm

1:15:34

going to shut it down to spite you for talking

1:15:37

about it. Oh, fuck yeah. Because

1:15:39

that's the most spiteful action to take. Anyway,

1:15:43

whatever. We got to figure

1:15:45

out what to do. We got to do something

1:15:47

with the Spitreon too. I just

1:15:49

need like a

1:15:52

good several weeks to iron out a

1:15:55

bunch of things and then time can

1:15:57

start flowing again. like

1:16:00

that anyway that's our show and we

1:16:02

like to end the same way we do every time

1:16:04

which is saying the thing I just did the end

1:16:06

goodbye you