"They're sleeping, they probably can't hear you farting" was an alternate title for this episode. We talk about Romantic Comedies in this same-isode. Which means we talk about farting for a solid 40 minutes and might mention some movies sprinkl

S3 Same-isode 4: Crispy Fresh and Delicious

Jan 15th, 2020 51m 45s

Woah, look who has a new episode out! This episode we finally got our mics working and it's CRISPY. In this same-isode we talk about mainly crushes, but also parenting? Spoiler alert, neither of us have children. Listen to us follow our stream

Season 3 : Do You Wanna Just Not?

Dec 10th, 2019 30s

Marisa spent two hours trying to set up mics at her apartment, then came to Hannahs and we spent an hour and a 45 minutes trying to get i to work here. Please enjoy this week's installment of a new series we call "Oops, we're sorry"!

S3 Same-isode 3: Raw Fresh Word Vomit

Dec 3rd, 2019 50m 1s

N E W Same-isode A L E R T!!! This week we get all word vomity with positivity! Listen as @hannahhartzler and @mmmmskiiii teach you a really simplified (and we’re pretty sure correct) explanation of Adlerian Theory, why cutting your bangs while

S3 Episode 3 : No Penis Sock for Justin Timberlake

Nov 27th, 2019 55m 52s

As you can tell by the title, this week we're bringing you nothing but class. But you shouldn't expect anything less from Marisa and Hannah. On this episode we offend everyone over the age of thirty in the first 5 minutes! Then we talk movie fr

S3 Same-isode 2 : Ceremonial Shedding of my Skin

Nov 13th, 2019 48m 49s

In this episode Hannah and Marisa talk all things astrology. Sun signs, rising signs, the co-star app and how it throws shade everyday! Don't want to take responsibility for your actions? Theres a retrograde for that! Your relationship didn't f

S3 Episode 2 : Fuck Marry Kill | The Founding Fathers

Nov 6th, 2019 1h 10m

Wow. This ones a long one. There's A+ banter throughout as always. First Hannah brings us tales of one of Creepy Pasta's greatest, The Slenderman. Marisa continues to give us the spooks by delving into spiritualism and the notorious Fox sister

Same-isode 1: Muppet Based Content

Oct 29th, 2019 59m 39s

You know how sometimes when you have a podcast, and instead of doing the stories you planned for said podcast, you and your cohost just talk about dating because omg dating is insane!? Welcome to the first Same-isode. It's the episode thats (th

S3 Episode 1 : Every Middle School Girl is Haunted

Oct 22nd, 2019 1h 3m

We’re back with season 3! Yes, we did the thing where we just stopped recording. It was intentional! We swear! Today Marisa will teach you about the, surprisingly wholesome yet somehow shady at the same time, origin of the Ouija board! Then, Ha

S2 Episode 26 : Hanglide Into The Next Dimension

Jun 18th, 2019 38m 31s

Hey look! A new episode! Only many weeks after our last one. We recorded this episode a million years ago and then got completely sidetracked by life. In this episode Hannah talks about the infamous Dr. Ruth Westheimer, a holocaust survivor who

S2 : Episode 25 I Would Never Be Afraid of a Man Named Steve Anderson

May 7th, 2019 56m 5s

In today's episode, we talk Gods and Gangsters. Marisa takes us back to the OG Olympic days! Then Hannah pays tribute the Original Machine Gun Kelly!

S2 : Episode 24 Don't Touch My Stick

Apr 24th, 2019 46m 14s

HELLO DOLLY. This week Marisa covers the country legend herself, while Hannah shows you once again how history was written by males. As usual, tangents and stories abound. Enjoy! Rate and subscribe!

S2 : Episode 23 A Charming Pear

Apr 16th, 2019 58m 55s

In this episode, we recorded it about two weeks ago so I honestly don’t remember what we talked about. Surprise mystery episode. Listen to it!!!

S2 : Episode 22 XOXO Lonely Orphan Girl

Mar 20th, 2019 55m 22s

This one is distraction after distraction, you're welcome. Hannah brings light to a forgotten feminist icon Nellie Bly! Then Marisa fills Hannah in on all things Carrottop. Which we learn Hannah knew literally nothing about. Make sure to listen

S2 : Episode 21 We Should All Marry Our Cousins

Mar 5th, 2019 36m 13s

In todays episode we talk sex at the beginning, because of course we do. Then Marisa brings us into the fucked up story of Henrietta Lacks, the woman behind one of the most important cell lines in genetic research. Then Hannah tells us about ba

S2 Episode 20 : Lesbian Or Otherwise

Feb 28th, 2019 44m 53s

In todays episode Hannah and Marisa are coming back from brunch. They talk the Jordyn Woods scandal, they talk about Hannah's hair, some other stuff definitely happens and then the real show starts. At the top Hannah gives us old Hollywood real

S2 Episode 19 : 1 Think He Fucked a Couch

Feb 13th, 2019 1h 26m

Welcome to 8 am recording on a Sunday after lots of drinking. Marisa and Hannah discuss hangovers, Marisa's venture into merch, school spirit and then go off on a sticker tangent. The actual topics of today's episode are both legends in their o

S2 Episode 18 : Earhart and Mulaney

Feb 6th, 2019 1h 3m

In today's episode we're talking legends, of air and comedy. Hannah tells us about the Great Amelia Earhart, while leaving out Marisa's favorite Earhart conspiracy theory. Oops. Then Marisa delves into Kid Gorgeous himself, John Mulaney. Comedi

S2 Episode 17 : Sorry Arkansas, Jesus wasn’t white!

Jan 29th, 2019 50m 19s

In today’s episode Marisa covers the architectural wonder and historic landmark that is the Winchester House! Built by ghosts and people alike! Then Hannah covers Daisy Bates, an American civil rights activist, publisher, and journalist who pl

S2 Episode 16 : We Don't Have Time To Unpack That

Jan 22nd, 2019 59m 37s

In todays episode we discuss Marisa's comedy career moves, take a deep dive into the Russian Queen herself Katya Zamolodchikova, and then Hannah talks about her Idol Miss Bebe Rehxa! Make sure to subscribe, and rate us on itunes!

S2 Episode 15 : Drag N' Bronies

Jan 15th, 2019 1h 4m

Up just in time for your evening drive home! In todays episode Marisa takes us on a journey through the world of Bronies, and your feelings at the end might surprise you. Then we take a dive into the mother of drag herself, RuPaul. Like, rate a

S2 Episode 14 : Don't Gender My Krampus

Jan 5th, 2019 40m 15s

It's the Christmas Episode! In January! How very on brand of us! In this episode we sing a lot of christmas songs, Marisa is hungover and Hannah doesn't do her homework and it shows. Hannah talks out of her ass about fruitcake, and Marisa indul

S2 Episode 13 : I Didn't Mean To Kinkshame Bill Gates

Dec 18th, 2018 44m 20s

Episode 13 is brought to you by one massive hangover and many cups of coffee. Marisa terrifies Hannah with the story of the Max Headroom incident, and then Hannah takes on another suggestion from her parents, American singer and Guitarist, Sist

S2 Episode 12 : Can I make a side Comment about Gingivitis

Dec 11th, 2018 56m 48s

Are you there podcast? It's me, Hannah. This weeks episode Hannah dives into controversial preteen book author Judy Blume. Then Marisa reminds us all that nobody likes you when you're 23. Yes, there's angst ALL AROUND GUYS, Preteen and Punk roc

S2 Episode 11 : Throw that Axe in a Circle

Dec 4th, 2018 59m 48s

In this episode Marisa digs into Minnesota folklore, and teaches us all about Paul Bunyan & Babe the Big Blue Ox. Then Marisa describes her harrowing tale of climbing on top of Babe and getting stuck. PLEASE see the pictures on our instagram...