Ally and Abdullah venture to stuff their least favorite fruit with their least favorite condiment in an attempt to create a rift in their otherwise perfect relationship. Banana Loca is an apparatus used to fill bananas that is so ridiculous tha

Frozen Farmer

Jun 23rd, 2022 38m 24s

Ally and Abdullah indulge in their second dessert of the night by reviewing three flavors of Frozen Farmer ice cream, a brand that takes hideous fruit you wouldn’t dream of eating and tricks you into eating it. Find out how our hosts discovered

Bombas

Jun 19th, 2022 40m 48s

Ally and Abdullah slide toe-first into the single most successful product in Shark Tank history, and we’re not talkin’ ‘bout no Squatty Potty. The creators of Bombas did for sport socks what Toms did for ugly shoes, charging you more and promis

Everytable

Jun 9th, 2022 41m 7s

Ally and Abdullah find a Shark Tank business in the wild and take an unplanned foray into a restaurant chain that offers healthy meals you won’t have to sell a kidney to afford. Find out why Mark can’t sink his teeth into this pomodoro, Barbara

Love and Pebble

Jun 6th, 2022 37m 25s

Ally and Abdullah mash their faces into a frozen beauty product that looks like a pacifier, tastes like baby food, and delivers icy death to your pores. Find out why a tank filled with sharks can’t seem to develop a taste for something that’s m

Pulp Pantry

May 26th, 2022 34m 50s

Thirsty for a Thrive Market sponsorship, Ally and Abdullah stoop to eating snacks made from actual agricultural waste and can’t stop raving about it thanks to one entrepreneur’s ingenious idea to gather up masses of “juicer poop” and turn them

Bug Bite Thing

May 19th, 2022 32m 4s

Ally purposely subjects herself to the stings of southern Glendale’s notoriously ravenous mosquitoes as Abdullah looks on in horror, all in an effort to test the effectiveness of the cleverly named Bug Bite Thing, an item that looks like a peni

Boost Oxygen

May 11th, 2022 40m 46s

Ally and Abdullah get a taste of the aerosol huffing lifestyle with Boost Oxygen, a product pitched by a pair of total dads/dudes/duds named Bob and Steve, or something like that, who promise to deliver you fully breathable air in can form. Sou

Cat Amazing

May 5th, 2022 30m 22s

Ally and Abdullah review a delightful product designed by a cat for cats and marketed by a human being hell bent on scaring away sharks by bringing up said cat, which is dead. Cat Amazing is a poorly named but well designed piece of debris that

Sheets Laundry Club

Apr 28th, 2022 23m 29s

Awww sheet! Ally and Abdullah are in the laundry room to test out a product that looks like a dryer sheet but is a detergent but doesn’t say so on the box, and still somehow saves the planet. Ingenious! Find out why two guys named Chris with fo

Oat Haus Granola Butter

Feb 14th, 2022 32m 42s

Ally and Abdullah taste test this "soupy" alternative butter that "tastes like shit" according to resident charmlord Mr. Wonderful. A company with a universally enjoyed product, millions in sales, and a flashy pitch, but not a single shark offe

Souper Cubes

Dec 29th, 2021 33m 15s

Ally & Abdullah are holed up for the winter season and generating lots of excess soupage, so it's the perfect time to review Souper Cubes from Season 12 episode 14 and discuss the near perfect pitch, the ensuing feeding frenzy, and the predicta

Copper Cow Coffee

Dec 13th, 2021 43m 42s

On the second episode of Talkin' Tank, real life human couple Alexandra Ruddy and Abdullah Saeed try out the portable Vietnamese coffee pour over kit from Copper Cow Coffee to see if it's up to snuff, and discuss the unusually charged pitch, th

Pan's Mushroom Jerky

Oct 15th, 2021 26m 9s

On the inaugural episode of Talkin' Tank, real live human couple Alexandra Ruddy and Abdullah Saeed taste test the hit alternative jerky product Pan's Mushroom Jerky, which had the Sharks chomping at the bit... of fungus, that is. They all love

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