Recording in July 2023. Took a while to post because we chased the episode with our Typical Saturday Night Muscle Relaxer and got caught up trying to get a sense of our own butts.

Dawson S2 E12 - "Uncharted Waters" The New Consumer Phenomenon

Dec 24th, 2022 1h 37m

We’ve got rough waters ahead on this one, as the father-son fishing trip framework provides context for the insecurities that have defined our hero Pacey. Typically clueless Dawson fails to recognize the abuse his friends have experienced, foc

S2 E11 "Sex, She Wrote" - Our Little Who-Screwed-It

Nov 28th, 2022 1h 38m

A belated but necessary tribute: We recorded this the day before Angela Lansbury passed. RIP to the Queen, whose iconic work was the inspiration for this DC episode. By her capable digits, a typewritten mystery of this virginity lost would re

S2 E 10 "High Risk Behavior" - You Can't Recall A Nude Man?

Oct 1st, 2022 1h 42m

And we’re back! Lots to discuss here… our brief recap of the Dawson’s Creek cast members we’ve met, brief recap of the last year of our lives, brief recap of the episode we skipped… And maybe the soon-to-be-obvious brief revisit to the techni

S2 E8 - "The Reluctant Hero": Welcome to the Shitty Cafeteria!

Sep 6th, 2021 1h 57m

Welcome back! There's so much stuff of suspect origin on which to chow!Dawson gets good news, the confidence from which he obviously parlays into forcing expectations on friends and family alike.Pacey is in deep with School, but lucky for h

S2 E7 - "The All Nighter": Prolong Your This, Arouse Your...?

Jul 24th, 2021 1h 50m

We frequently say “I Mean, Yeah…”, which should indicate how often we’re on the same page, but still you’ll see how much we don’t remember! We’ve got a long one here to test your own ability to recall our goofs… Prepare your Mind Palace for s

S2 E6 - "The Dance": Keeping Our Fingering on the Pulse

Jul 7th, 2021 1h 10m

The rate of our recording seems to be keeping in stride with the pulse of certain matriculants of Capeside High. An unexpected guest star muddies the waters for several of our key players, while others embrace the inevitable. Gale & Manmeat r

S2 E5 - "Full Moon Rising": We Said She Had A Secret

Jun 5th, 2021 1h 32m

A strong wind has blown your favorite podcast back to your feed like so many stray hairs on your Capeside favorites! The Full Moon is working its gravitational pull on the water of all heroes in town, so it follows that our newfound pyromaniac

S2 E4 “Tamara's Return": A Blob of Paint with More Questions Than Answers

Mar 20th, 2021 1h 15m

So maybe listening to TD2Me is your life’s passion, and we’re treating it like more of a hobby… typically Dawson of us…  Even after a 2.5 month hiatus the Joey/Dawson thing is barely understandable to us, and already the foundations are less

S2 E3: "Alternative Lifestyles" (It's Thursday, Baby!)

Jan 23rd, 2021 57m 29s

Things are get real around Manmeat Manor as the ladders come down and the parents let loose! Joey takes a break from the heady first stage of her new romance to throw her family/work relationships out like so much Ice House mop water. Jen & A

S2 E2 "Crossroads": The 2002 One

Jan 9th, 2021 1h 11m

Reed reads the wrong Crossroads wiki headline (which he should have known by 1986 immediately after the title and when Britney Spears was born in 1981), but that's not all!It's a rager on the pier for Pacey's forgotten birthday, and some peop

S2 E1 "The Kiss": Speedboat Developments

Oct 24th, 2020 1h 8m

Did you like this episode? Because Cal hated it. It's probably because there are 3 new blondes in town and one of them is PACEY.We're back for Season 2! Jen is dealing with her grandfather's death (poorly), Joey and Dawson are officially an i

"Decisions": The Grand Finale w/a Special Guest

Oct 17th, 2020 2h 4m

Okay, now you'll see why this episode took about a month to put up. Kara and Reed have a very special guest on the show for the Season 1 finale: Gracen Armendariz!We attempted to do a 3-way (Dawson's dream) Zoom call, so the recording quality

"Beauty Contest": Eat the Rich

Sep 20th, 2020 1h 17m

Kara and Reed are the Spielbergs of this podcast, in case you hadn't noticed.It's beauty pageant time in Capeside! But the real contest is between the poor kids who literally don't have a room to sleep in and need $5000 for a future, and the

"The Scare": Helsinki Syndrome

Sep 10th, 2020 1h 6m

"The Scare": Helsinki Syndrome by Talk Dawson to Me

"Road Trip" & "Double Date"

Aug 29th, 2020 1h 21m

Oops, we did it again! We’ve broken a lot of promises, including the one we made to ourselves that we would never again talk about two episodes of Dawson's Creek in a single podcast. Too late! Not sure if we've learned our lesson though. Kara

"Boyfriend": Pobody's Nerfect

Aug 23rd, 2020 1h 23m

There's a visitor in town! He's got a plan: to sleep at her ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's house. Classic villain moves.Join us in our bafflement over this entire episode! Also enjoy Kara understanding Dawson's perspective for once and being

"Detention": Truth or Dare is Teenage Law

Aug 15th, 2020 1h 14m

In this week's episode, it's the Creek Crew's tribute to The Breakfast Club! Rules are broken, new friends join the fray, old friends get really weird with each other, chocolate is stirred!Demasculinize your cares and join us as we chat thro

"Baby": Goodbye Mrs. Robinson

Aug 8th, 2020 1h 22m

Watch out Bessie, that baby is popping out! But don't worry, a handful of teenagers from Capeside High are there to get you through it.Reed does some of his best accent work and Kara has bad allergies. They also know nothing about childbirth.

"Hurricane": You Don't Get to Cry

Aug 1st, 2020 1h 35m

Who's ready for the hurricaaaane?Too much Arkansas talk and not enough conversation surrounding a cop pointing his gun at a child's head while playing a game of Monopoly.Also Harlan (the puppy) finally has his first pee-pee accident while r

"Kiss" & "Discovery": Watch Me As I Create the Moment

Jul 26th, 2020 1h 24m

Wherein Kara & Reed try to watch two episodes and talk about them both! Spoiler: it doesn't work out! We fumble through these plot lines like we're in some "Helmets of Glory" B-roll, while Dawson is out there demanding as much attention and s

"Dance": It Takes Two to Tongue

Jul 16th, 2020 1h 21m

Episode 2 of Talk Dawson to Me: Dance. Reed's still trying to figure out what the hell is going on with the show and Kara is aching for someone to make out with a papier-mâché version of her head.

"Pilot": Breasts and Genitalia

Jul 16th, 2020 1h 11m

Inaugural Episode of Talk Dawson to Me. Join Kara and Reed has they dive head first off the dock and into the pilot episode of Dawson's Creek.Reed's first taste of Capeside and he has one overwhelming reaction: "This show is horny."

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