0:32

Hello , no one's

0:34

home . Okay . Isn't

0:38

that how you're supposed to answer ?

0:40

I mean , depends on who's at the door , though I

0:43

told my mom I used to have us answer the doors , for , like the Jehovah's

0:45

Witnesses that go knock .

0:46

Yeah .

0:47

She'd be like you throw yourself on the ground like they're trying to break

0:49

in . So we'd always throw

0:51

ourselves like right under the fucking window and roll

0:53

to it . Oh God , I was like Jesus

0:55

. It's not that serious . We don't have to open the door . Shannon's

0:58

doing fucking like Raining serpentine serpentine

1:01

.

1:02

See , and all we did is play

1:04

Deicide . We'd have that in the background

1:07

and then open the door so they could come

1:09

to talk to us about God while hearing songs

1:11

about the murders of God . One

1:20

of the days I just want to

1:22

actually listen to what

1:24

they have to say , because I've always been curious about that it's . I don't

1:26

know , I did it for that . I had heard of them , I liked the beat , and then I actually

1:28

got to listening to the lyrics and I was like this is kind of tarded , so

1:30

uh oh no , I meant like

1:32

listen to the jehovah's witnesses , not deus

1:35

oh , oh , yeah , no

1:37

I I was like what the fuck is

1:39

he ? talking about . They got nothing to say

1:41

for me it's like what lyrics do

1:43

they have ?

1:45

they just had a game to be more current with the

1:47

kids .

1:48

Let's just start fucking freestyling oh

1:50

, join us , ye faithful , or some shit

1:52

, I don't know . I think that's a christmas song .

1:57

Christmas , see , I

1:59

get what you're doing there I guess

2:01

I I don't even get what the fuck I'm doing

2:03

here .

2:04

Right , it's one of

2:06

those .

2:07

Welcome guys to our weekly tangent .

2:10

One of many tangents .

2:12

It happens every episode . It's

2:14

not a Tales from Helheim episode If it doesn't start

2:16

off with us talking random bullshit beforehand

2:18

. Quintessential

2:21

baby oh yeah , it's how we ease them

2:23

into what the fuck we're about to show them . Uh , what Exactly

2:25

? Quintessential baby oh yeah , that's how we ease them into what the fuck we're about to show them

2:27

. Uh , what Exactly .

2:30

We're not showing anything .

2:32

Yes , we are . We're going to show them some cool stuff . Hey

2:35

kid , you want to see some cool shit .

2:36

Well then , what cool shit are we showing ?

2:39

We got some ghost stories for them today .

2:42

They're going to learn today .

2:44

Well , what are we ?

2:46

learning . Explaname to me . Explaname

2:48

, I don't watch that shit .

2:53

Well , I have a ghost story , do you

2:55

?

2:56

I do , you do , I

2:59

does . It's a well

3:01

, not necessarily a ghost

3:03

story , but it is an

3:06

interesting story . A ghost

3:08

freestyle , yes .

3:12

You want to go first ?

3:15

Yeah , I can go first , All

3:18

right , all right . Looking

3:21

back at my life , I am flooded with

3:24

memories of unexplainable events . I

3:26

could literally write a chapter book of many

3:29

of the strange things I've witnessed . That goes

3:31

beyond a reasonable explanation

3:33

, but I'll start with one

3:36

and continue with

3:38

more if anyone else

3:40

is interested . I

3:42

grew up in a one-story , three-bedroom

3:44

house that had a big field in the backyard

3:47

with woods to the side . I

3:49

love this house in the woods . Despite

3:51

all the weird experiences I've encountered

3:53

, this particular experience

3:56

is definitely in my top five

3:58

, just because of the eeriness

4:00

of the whole thing . I've experienced

4:03

much stranger things , but

4:05

this one is shorter . I'm

4:07

not sure and I'm kind of being lazy in

4:09

storytelling . My

4:12

mom worked nights , so that left my older

4:14

brother to watch my younger brother and I . When

4:17

my mom was gone , my younger brother and

4:19

I would sit on her bed and watch TV

4:21

in her room . It wasn't

4:23

uncommon for us to fall asleep in her bed

4:26

sometimes , like we did on this

4:28

night . I passed out in

4:30

the middle of a movie . I awoke

4:32

a couple hours later and saw

4:34

that my younger brother was fast asleep

4:37

. I sat up and looked

4:39

over the digital alarm clock displaying

4:41

the time , 1.47

4:43

am in bright red lights , though

4:46

with a literal blink of an eye it

4:48

changed to 3.30 am . My

4:50

stomach dropped and an overwhelming feeling

4:53

of fear came over me , not

4:55

only because of the sudden missing time

4:57

, but because of the change in

4:59

energy I felt . Everything

5:01

felt just off

5:04

, a feeling

5:06

I knew quite well because of the many

5:09

experiences I've had before . There

5:11

was an eerie , unexplainable feeling

5:13

that settled over me , that

5:16

only grew stronger when I suddenly heard

5:18

what sounded like twenty wolves howling

5:20

in the direction of the field behind my house

5:23

. It was a noise I'd never

5:25

heard before and haven't heard

5:27

since , because

5:30

there are no wolves in the area I live

5:32

in , or coyotes Dogs

5:34

, yes , but a whole

5:36

pack of them . Thinking it could have just

5:39

been a weird dream or something . Years

5:41

later I was explaining what happened

5:44

to my older brother , and that's when he let

5:46

me know he heard the howling that night too . It's

5:49

something that he remembers well Because

5:51

of the creepy choir of howls is something

5:54

you don't hear where I live , damn

5:57

right well

5:59

fuck that story all the way .

6:02

I don't want to drive home today you

6:05

don't want to leave here at eight

6:07

and get home at midnight no

6:09

, because we're still recording and I'm not going to be leaving till like later and

6:11

I'm not going to be leaving until like later , so I'm not going to be leaving until

6:13

like 8.30-ish

6:15

. Shit , it's possible

6:17

. And it's a long drive in just the

6:19

fucking desert . Fuck , why do

6:21

I do this every time ? From

6:24

now on , we're recording these shits in the morning .

6:26

Right ? Well then

6:28

, let's see what terrifyingness you

6:30

have .

6:32

Alright . Well , my story is called the eerie

6:34

attic . Oh shit

6:37

, yeah , I got this one from Reddit .

6:39

Nice , that's always a classic Yep

6:41

. So ready , ready

6:44

.

6:44

Freddie , a few years

6:46

ago I moved to a one bedroom apartment

6:48

in Melbourne , australia . They went

6:50

on to recall it was my first time living

6:52

on my own . The apartment block had been

6:54

built in the 1930s . I'd

6:57

been there for a few months . But

6:59

I came home from work one day and went into the bathroom I

7:02

saw something strange a wooden board which had

7:04

covered a hole in the ceiling that led to a small

7:06

attic space . It laid

7:08

fracturing two pieces on the ground . I examined

7:10

the piece . The board was an inch thick

7:12

. It laid fracturing two pieces on the ground . I examined the piece . The board was an inch thick

7:14

, a whole inch thick , my guy Damn

7:16

.

7:17

That'd be some severely hard board to

7:19

crack . I mean inch

7:21

wood is fucking sturdy .

7:23

Yep , and they go on to say and it would

7:25

have taken Bruce Lee to break it .

7:27

Oh , fuck yeah .

7:28

Yeah , so I thought the landlord had sent someone to work

7:31

on the attic . I was frozen stiff with fear

7:33

. Someone is up there for sure . I thought

7:35

. I emailed the picture of the landlord

7:37

asking if anyone had been there , with an undertone

7:39

of annoyance , since she hadn't warned me . Her

7:43

reply read please call me

7:45

as soon as you're able to . Oh damn

7:47

, I called and she explained

7:49

that her last two tenants had

7:52

said they had the same thing happen . She

7:55

promised to replace the board and she did . A

7:58

month later I woke up one night around

8:00

4 am . My body was covered in goosebumps

8:03

. I felt like someone was rubbing his

8:05

or her hands on me . Everything was silent

8:07

. But then I heard a dragging sound come

8:09

from above my bed , as if someone was pulling a sack of potatoes . I froze , convinced someone

8:11

was pulling a sack of potatoes . I froze , uh

8:14

, convinced someone was up there . There was no way

8:16

an animal could make that sound . After five minutes

8:18

I woke up . After five minutes

8:20

I worked up the courage to turn on the light

8:22

, armed myself with a cricket bat and walked into the bath

8:24

. The bathroom , that's when I saw the

8:26

new board covering the hole was broken in two . I

8:29

felt sick . The dragging sound had stopped , but I

8:31

heard something else whispering . The

8:34

sound was cleared and coming from the attic . It sounded

8:36

like a children's voice and

8:38

I could hear one sentence repeat over and over it's

8:41

your turn , it's your turn . I

8:43

switched on every light in the apartment to make things feel

8:45

normal . It was 5 am and dark

8:47

outside . I watched TV and tried

8:50

to unwind , and then a fuse blew . My

8:52

pet Budgie , dexter , whom I kept in the kitchen

8:54

, usually never made a sound at night , but

8:56

he started squawking like he was being strangled

8:58

. Oh Jesus , yeah , I'd never

9:01

heard him make these sort of noises . He

9:03

was screaming . I grabbed my car keys , ran outside

9:05

and sat in my car and waited there until the sun

9:07

came up . When I saw people walking

9:09

their dogs , this comforted me enough to go back in . When I saw people walking their dogs

9:11

discomforted me enough to go back in . The front door was

9:14

open , but I figured I might have forgotten to close

9:16

it . When I ran out I went to the kitchen

9:18

to check on Dexter , but he wasn't in his cage

9:20

. I felt sick again . All my windows

9:22

were closed , so I looked everywhere inside . When

9:24

I walked to the bathroom , I heard splashing . Dexter

9:27

was half drowned in the toilet . I

9:29

took him out , washed him and dried him . I was also

9:31

confused . At 8am I called

9:33

the landlord and gave her a watered-down version

9:35

of the night . Oh wow , you heard the whispering

9:37

too , she said . I stayed

9:40

in the apartment for another 18 months . I heard the

9:42

whispering on a few occasions and twice the

9:44

boards covering the hole in the ceiling moved , although

9:47

I live elsewhere now . The landlord

9:49

recently called . She said the new tenants

9:51

had begged to speak with me about some

9:53

of the stuff that's been going on there . Forget

9:56

it , that's their problem now , right

9:58

?

10:00

Yeah , that's , yeah , that's the

10:04

board . Break is the scary part .

10:06

Yeah , the board break .

10:06

Hearing voices and shit isn't bad , but but

10:10

it's little kid voices , though .

10:13

to that I'd say , like , do like research

10:15

on the fucking house to see like they

10:17

had like dead kids die in there , like

10:20

missing children , because if it's coming

10:22

from the hole that's in , like in the attic yeah

10:25

what if they , like , killed the kids

10:27

. They hid the bodies in there .

10:29

I mean , yeah , they could have kids

10:31

bodies , people's bodies

10:33

, fucking yeah , they could have

10:35

done a lot of weird shit but seeing that like it

10:38

attacked the little bird , that's

10:40

fucking crazy , though like it's

10:42

not a nice spirit , oh no

10:44

not at all , especially if it's going for a bird

10:47

I mean I .

10:49

I'd get it if it was a pigeon , but no

10:51

one has a pet pigeon it's a budgie yeah

10:54

, whatever the fuck that is , it's a little bird , but

10:57

that's crazy , though that's my theory at least

10:59

. Well , that's my second theory . My

11:02

first theory is it's a demon . Yeah

11:04

, no

11:07

such thing as ghost children , just demons

11:09

.

11:10

Well , I don't even think it's that . I think it would just be a

11:12

full-fledged demon mimicking a child's

11:14

voice .

11:18

So you're more comfortable about uh , going in there

11:20

and yeah , seeing what they mean , it's your turn . Yeah , it's

11:22

your turn .

11:23

Like don't go , don't , don't fucking go near that

11:25

hole now imagine

11:28

if , uh , somehow the

11:30

person that lost time was

11:32

going and visiting them in some

11:34

sort of weird spiritual way

11:36

what the fuck

11:39

it's crazy

11:41

you never know , man .

11:43

There's a lot of stuff we don't know when it comes to the

11:45

paranormal and all that kind of shit

11:47

I swear to god , dude , if I moved into like

11:49

a fucking place and then

11:51

all that shit started happening , the landlord's like oh

11:53

, you're hearing it too . I'd fucking

11:55

throw hands with that landlord . Like you , let me

11:57

move into a fucking haunted apartment

11:59

. You didn't tell me shit yeah

12:01

, like what the fuck is wrong with you ?

12:03

that also threw me off like who ? Who

12:05

doesn't disclose that shit

12:07

?

12:09

well , they're not gonna be like . I get it , I

12:11

understand they're not gonna be like , oh , it's haunted

12:13

. Because a lot of people will be like , oh , I don't believe in hauntings

12:15

or ghosts or whatever , but there's

12:17

a good amount of people that do believe in it and they're it's

12:20

gonna harm your sales . I

12:22

would like disclose him like hey , some

12:24

people say it's haunted , but I

12:27

don't believe that .

12:28

I just love to make their own fucking choices but to not

12:30

tell them at all or

12:32

just be like yeah , one day

12:35

I was in here and I heard whispering , but

12:37

it might have been a bad batch of weed

12:39

that I smoked or some shit you know .

12:41

Yeah , yeah , I took a bad batch of mushrooms

12:44

or . Like throw a joke in or something

12:46

, but to fucking kind of lighten

12:48

the mood on a fucking haunted apartment that you're

12:50

about to move into , like give them

12:52

the option to fucking move into that or not

12:55

. Like don't fucking take that away from them . Yeah

13:02

, a lot of people don't have that kind of respect . That's fucking stupid . They fucking

13:04

pissed me off because that's exactly what happened to us . We lived on that

13:06

apartment over there , yeah that's exactly what fucking

13:08

happened . Well , actually I can't tell , because

13:10

I'm thinking it might be one of us that's haunted

13:12

well , I mean , that's the same apartment

13:14

that my cousin lived in .

13:15

That was haunted as fuck okay , then , never mind

13:18

.

13:18

Then it's the fucking apartments , because a lot of

13:20

shit happened there , dude , and

13:22

it's fucking terrifying . We were just talking about this shit earlier

13:24

. I was talking to your wife about the shit

13:26

. If you guys have been listening for a while , I've talked

13:28

about this like extensively , but

13:31

for me , the scariest fucking like

13:33

ghost thing still is

13:35

, uh , I had walked out . I was like I

13:38

want something like two in the morning . What

13:40

was it around there ? Yeah , and I'm

13:42

like thirsty and I was . I was walking to like

13:44

I was gonna go to the fridge and my room like

13:46

when you walk out , it's a clear like shot

13:49

of like the living room , the kitchen , you can see both , and

13:52

I saw somebody like hunched over at the fucking like

13:54

at the the fridge yeah

13:56

and I was like oh , I thought it was you . I

13:58

thought you were like because your wife used to buy

14:00

like these cool , like like

14:02

fresh fruit drinks oh

14:05

yeah , those are fucking , I thought you were drinking

14:07

it like out of the gallon . I was like , all right

14:09

, I thought you were hunched over drinking it and

14:11

I was there . I was like what is this second crazy guy

14:13

doing ? And I started walking like towards it

14:15

and then , like it stops and it starts like it's

14:18

like standing up , like extending itself

14:20

, yeah , and it's like the

14:22

same height as the fridge is . Like I mean , you're like

14:24

six something , okay . And

14:26

then it got taller than the fridge and started like getting like

14:29

fucking almost touching the roof . I was

14:31

like , oh , oh , I'm done

14:33

. Fatality

14:35

. Yeah , dude . I went back in my room . I I didn't

14:37

fucking say anything , I didn't make a sound , I

14:40

didn't fucking like try to take a picture

14:42

or see what the fuck it was . I

14:44

fucking went , I locked my door and I turned

14:46

my TV and the fucking my Xbox on

14:48

and I was just watching movies till

14:50

like maybe four

14:52

or five in the morning and then I fucking just crashed

14:55

out . I four or five in the morning and then I fucking just

14:57

crashed out .

14:57

I was fucking terrified . Yeah , it definitely sounds

14:59

like it . I said I I

15:01

never experienced anything weird there

15:03

dude , I have a lot of shit .

15:05

I got something on video too . I remember

15:07

I was watching a movie and I was alone in the house

15:09

and I was looking at the door , like the light

15:11

that comes through the door , and it looked like somebody's

15:14

like fucking walking , like

15:16

just pacing back and forth , and I have a recording

15:18

of that shit too . Oh nice , I'll

15:20

show you at some point , I think you've shown me that

15:22

yeah I'm just watching a movie

15:24

, and this was like midday , which is fucking the

15:26

worst when it happens during the day . Yeah

15:29

, because you expect you at nine , you're like , oh , I'm safe

15:31

during the day . Nope , whatever

15:33

was in that apartment did not give a fuck , because they

15:35

didn't terrify your daughter too at some point .

15:39

I don't know . I remember her waking up crying

15:42

, I think one night , saying something about a monster

15:44

.

15:47

No , she didn't say anything about a monster . She said there was a shadow

15:49

or something that was scaring her in the kitchen

15:51

or something . But she was small though .

15:55

Yeah , but I mean , kids are susceptible

15:57

to that shit .

15:57

Oh , yeah , dude , they're very perceptive to the fucking other

16:00

shit . It freaks me out them and fucking pets

16:02

.

16:03

Yeah , yeah , when you have an animal that just

16:06

stares and won't stop staring .

16:07

That's like what are you looking at ?

16:09

stop it yeah , at that

16:12

point , that's when you want to run and hide . Oh yeah , dude , that's fucking terrifying

16:14

. Well , I'm gonna .

16:14

I said we cut it here because I do have to still drive home and I'm terrified . When you want to run and

16:16

hide . Oh yeah , dude , that's fucking terrifying . Well , I'm going to . I said we cut

16:18

it here because I do have to still drive home and I'm terrified

16:21

.

16:22

We can do that , there's like no

16:24

light on the fucking drive home Right

16:26

.

16:27

So thank you all for joining

16:29

, coming out , listening , watching

16:32

our non-live livestream

16:35

Yep yep , I

16:37

like how we're being a little still a little bit more consistent with

16:39

it , like , yeah , we did it a lot later today

16:41

, but we still got an episode out .

16:43

Yeah , that's the way to do it man .

16:45

Thank you guys for stopping by and we'll see

16:48

you guys next time in Helheim . Bye

16:50

. Thank

16:56

you .