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Anyway, yeah, it's a Christmas movie

2:43

bracket. I've polled

2:45

the internet and we've come up

2:47

with the top 16 family

2:50

Christmas movies. Excellent.

2:52

Now for some of these, I've collapsed

2:54

sequels. We're not doing, because you know, there'd

2:57

be too many if I did all the Santa Clauses,

2:59

all the Home Alones, for instance, you know? But

3:02

so, you know, it's the Santa Clauses,

3:04

Home Alones, one and two. We've categorized some

3:06

things that way. Other ones are just the

3:08

standalone hits. But you know, why don't

3:10

we dive into it and we can see how we feel. What do you

3:12

think? Yeah, I'm ready. Ready. First

3:16

up, we got a couple of

3:18

powerhouses here. We're talking

3:21

Will Ferrell's Elf against

3:23

the new animated classic, Claws.

3:28

Oh, okay. So that movie, is

3:30

it Claws or Claws? Claws,

3:33

yeah. K-L-A-U-S. Right,

3:37

I'm saying Claws as like

3:39

a Santa reference. That

3:42

movie was really cool. And

3:45

I think- Gorgeous, too. Yeah, very beautiful.

3:47

What's hard for me in this category, in

3:49

this matchup, is that for me, that feels

3:51

a little bit more special because it's a

3:53

little newer. And Elf's been around

3:55

for a while, so I'm kind

3:58

of like, oh, eh. And I've never was like a- Wow,

6:00

spoiler alert! It's

6:03

a great movie. I do recommend it, but Elf

6:05

is just a new classic. I mean it came

6:08

around and just just has endured, right? Next

6:10

up we got two movies full of weird

6:12

little guys. It is The

6:15

Muppet Christmas Carol and Polar Express.

6:24

For me, I do love

6:26

that movie. I would love to predict what Amanda's

6:28

going to say and I think she's gonna

6:30

say, okay, for me, it's Muppet

6:33

Christmas. You're

6:36

correct. Here's

6:39

how I feel about Muppet Christmas Carol. It

6:42

is classic. It's

6:45

just, it's a classic. It's so funny. I

6:47

don't love the story of A Christmas Carol

6:49

necessarily. Like I think there's just so many

6:51

retellings of it and I kind

6:53

of, I don't know, I think when I was little

6:55

I thought it was kind of scary and I didn't

6:58

really like it, but Muppet Christmas Carol is very fun

7:00

and very silly and I love, I love

7:02

The Muppets. I also love how committed Michael

7:04

Caine is to his role as Evan is

7:06

a Scrooge. One complaint

7:09

I would have is that the music

7:12

is not as good as I would

7:14

want it to be. The songs are like not as good

7:17

and pretty and I think the reason for this is something that

7:19

I have also encountered on our show

7:21

is that when you're doing many characters with

7:23

lots of weird character voices, it's hard to

7:26

like do a cool like

7:28

wide-ranging melody because it's

7:30

hard to like do those voices in like a lot

7:32

of different registers. So you kind

7:34

of have to stick to like one little octave,

7:37

you know, range or like one little kind of

7:39

small chunk of notes

7:41

that you can kind of do, at least for me when I am

7:43

doing all of the voices by myself. So I...

7:46

Yeah, Frank Oz did a lot of those voices.

7:48

Yeah, so it can sound basic. So

7:51

it can sound basic. Yeah, it sounds so a lot of

7:53

the songs are basic. There's only like the one that's

7:56

the in the very beginning that I think is

7:58

is great. It's the after all. There's only

8:00

one more sleep till Christmas. I

8:03

think that one's good. But I really like

8:05

it. I've watched it. That's like a thing

8:07

I've watched a couple times like in recent

8:09

Christmases and I like them up at Christmas

8:11

Carol. Yeah. So,

8:13

okay. Polar Express the book for me is a 10.

8:16

It's a beautiful 10. And

8:19

the silver bell and the

8:21

sentiment and the whole thing, beautiful. I thought

8:23

the movie was pretty well done. I agree

8:25

that the characters looked a little bit spooky.

8:30

I have written here that they're weird little

8:32

guys. Yeah, I would agree with

8:34

Brock Racket's notes on that. But

8:37

I do think it's a cool movie and I think

8:39

that everyone should like see it. But I also kind

8:41

of find it a little long. A

8:45

little draggy. Whereas, whereas, you

8:47

know, this is about but it's

8:49

never too long. Listen, Love the Christmas Carol, perfect

8:53

movie. It seems like it's going on. Polar

8:55

Express, perfect book.

8:58

Perfect book, beautiful book. I

9:00

think all the affection for the movie is kind of

9:02

held over from the book in my opinion. Wait, I'm

9:04

sorry. Mark

9:07

walked in and scared Amanda.

9:09

Oh, and he has the baby. Oh,

9:12

baby. Can you bring her closer? Yeah, do

9:14

you wanna see? Yeah, of course I wanna

9:16

see. Oh my

9:18

God, small. Wait, you're so small.

9:21

He's very small. You look

9:23

very smart. So smart,

9:25

oops, I bumped her head a little bit. Well,

9:28

there goes that. She's fine. Yay.

9:33

You're awake. Oh, she's mad at me. Uh

9:35

oh. Back to daddy.

9:37

Yay. Yay, daddy. Good

9:39

job. Good job. Off we

9:42

go. Bye, daddy. Bye.

9:44

I can't hear you. I realized after I'm like hearing

9:47

you in my ears. And now I can't hear you.

9:49

It's actually funnier that way. Okay. I

9:52

did not expect you to do it. Yeah.

9:55

I think Love the Christmas should move on. Yeah.

9:58

I think so too. another one good

10:00

song in it which is the Marley and Marley.

10:04

Whoo! That's it. Whoo!

10:07

Yeah. But you know what though, you're right. The

10:09

story is... It's scary. It's scary.

10:12

Yeah. And like we were just talking

10:14

about that today and taking... I work part-time in a school and

10:16

I do therapy with kids in a school. And

10:18

we are talking about taking the kids to see that

10:20

because they're doing like a daytime show at our local

10:22

theater. And we agreed

10:24

as a group that it is

10:26

too like chilling for all

10:29

the kids because our kids are eight grades one

10:31

to eight. So for the littles I think that

10:33

they'll be a little spooked. Yeah,

10:36

but I like the Muppet version. All

10:38

right, Muppet Christmas Carol, you're moving

10:40

on. Polar Express, hit the tracks.

10:42

Choo choo! No. Next

10:46

up. Two holiday juggernauts.

10:51

Two holiday heavy hitters. Next

10:54

up we have the

10:56

story of two holiday

10:58

heavy hitters with presents

11:01

that are maybe a little dangerous. Oh.

11:04

It is Gremlins and A

11:07

Christmas Story. Oh. Okay.

11:10

Okay. Okay. That's actually a

11:12

really good... They do have that

11:14

in common. Good call. Gremlins

11:17

is one of those ones that's like, is it a

11:19

Christmas movie? But it is. It is. Yeah.

11:23

I would prefer to watch Gremlins. Again,

11:28

I understand that that's not the popular opinion.

11:31

Well, we also had to watch

11:34

A Christmas Story every Christmas, all day, all

11:37

day growing up. Yeah, it was on for

11:39

24 hours a day. So I think it still is. Yeah,

11:42

I think so too. It's

11:44

overplayed, but it is still my favorite.

11:48

And I do love the movie. And fun fact,

11:50

there is a museum in Cleveland. It was shot

11:52

in Cleveland. It takes place in Indiana, but it

11:54

was shot in Cleveland. And there's a museum there

11:56

in the house that it was filmed in where

11:59

they have a bunch of original props and I went there

12:01

one time and I wasn't expecting to go it

12:03

was like a surprise that it was there and

12:05

I got to go and it was the best

12:07

it was so fun it was they have

12:09

the lamp they had so many of the

12:11

lamps yeah they had the leg lamp I

12:14

have a picture of myself holding the red

12:16

rider BB gun shoot your eye out yeah

12:19

it's dangerous it's really great it's just so

12:21

cute okay gremlins was yeah gremlins

12:24

are really cute some of them

12:28

the movie is kind of like it doesn't the pacing

12:30

I thought was kind of off like I don't know

12:32

gremlins also is not a classic from my childhood it's

12:34

something that I saw later in my life so yeah

12:37

I didn't watch

12:39

it when I was little what do you

12:41

what Brock what did you say that Dan

12:43

always says that gremlins is a classic from

12:45

his childhood yeah gremlins is great gremlins

12:48

too also great it's just a classic

12:50

kind of anti consumerism Christmas movie I

12:53

think everybody should check out I

12:55

gotta say I might be agreed for a pure Christmas

12:57

movie maybe you got to give it to Christmas yeah

12:59

no I agree I understand I think

13:02

we can give gremlins an honorable mention sometimes we

13:04

do that yeah that's true as

13:06

like a you're kind of a Christmas

13:08

movie and you're kind of just for fun yeah

13:10

yeah as I think you could watch gremlins

13:13

any time of the year and be invested

13:15

in it yeah whereas I think a Christmas

13:17

story is like so seasonal it'd be so

13:19

weird to watch that in June yeah why

13:21

like why I wouldn't know me

13:23

neither and I love that movie but I would I

13:25

saw you watching Christmas story in June I'm calling the

13:27

police police

13:30

do Christmas crime

13:34

Christmas story moving on gremlins you

13:37

can go home with this little

13:39

boy but don't feed him after

13:41

midnight because they turned into mean

13:43

gremlins yeah yeah well

13:46

they are mong why yeah you're having a hard

13:48

time with the spoilers whoo next

13:50

up we have two magical Christmas

13:52

mascots you ready for this yeah

13:55

frosty the snowman and Rudolph

13:57

the red-nosed reindeer which which

13:59

version of Frosty the Snowman. We

14:01

these are the claymation classics.

14:04

Oh, oh, okay. Um,

14:06

for me it's Rudolph. Yeah, I

14:09

like Rudolph better. Like

14:11

I like, I like the song better. Frosty is maybe,

14:14

is not really my favorite Christmas song. Um,

14:16

okay, well, I don't want to agree with

14:18

that. I do love the song. I

14:21

do like Rudolph probably a smidge more,

14:23

but I do like that Frosty has

14:25

like the verses and like that smooth.

14:28

Who sings that? Should I know that?

14:30

That's smooth, jazzy, warm tone. Um, I don't

14:32

know. There's so many versions of everything and it's

14:34

hard to know like which one is the one.

14:36

Like the other day we were listening to Christmas

14:39

music on the radio and I was like guessing

14:41

like, oh, I think this one's been cross me

14:43

and it like wasn't and it was Johnny Mathis.

14:45

Looks like the one that we all know is

14:47

Jimmy Durante. But anyway, I think it's Rudolph.

14:50

Yeah, I think it's Rudolph. Like, won't you

14:52

guide my sleigh tonight? Your nose is so

14:54

bright. I think the claymation

14:56

of that one with like the nose that

14:58

like lights up and stuff like that I

15:00

think is really special. And

15:03

the leader, the little deer legs are very charming. Yeah.

15:06

When they slide on the ice, I think. Yeah,

15:08

yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's

15:11

it. Rudolph is better. Frosty

15:13

the snowman. Sorry. Uh, temperature's going

15:15

up. Sun came out. It's starting to melt my

15:17

man. Hey, hey, hey. We'll be back next year,

15:19

bud. Is that another song? Does he come back

15:21

next year? We'll be back again some day. Some day. We'll

15:23

be back some day. We'll be back again some day.

15:25

We'll be back again some day. Next up, I

15:28

got two more modern hits for you. We

15:36

have the Anna Kendrick hit

15:38

Noelle versus the Arnold

15:40

Schwarzenegger vehicle, Jingle All the

15:42

Way. Oh, this is a hard

15:44

matchup. Less

15:46

hard for me. I think Jingle All the Way is another one that

15:48

I didn't see until like later in my life.

15:51

It doesn't have like classic status for me. And Noelle

15:53

I thought was really good. I really liked it. It

15:55

was really good. I think that's the problem. You just

15:57

nailed it. Is that we watched Jingle All the Way. we

16:00

were kids and it

16:03

was just a perfect film.

16:05

Noelle was so cute. It

16:07

was very unexpected, I feel

16:09

like. Yeah. Yeah. It was one

16:11

that I also, I was like surprised to like it.

16:14

Like I was, I didn't know that it was, I

16:16

didn't expect it to be good necessarily. So I really liked

16:19

it. Cause it was, then it, I feel like when you

16:21

go in with kind of like no expectations or low expectations

16:23

and like your socks are blown off, cause you're like, Oh

16:25

my God, it's amazing. Just because I thought it wasn't going

16:27

to be special. Yeah. And I'm an Anna Kendrick fan, but

16:29

I'm still going to vote Jingle all the way. That's

16:32

fine. So maybe Brock can

16:35

help us sort this. Yeah. Yeah.

16:37

Tell me more about Jingle all the way and why you

16:39

like it. Jingle all the way is,

16:41

it's like action packed.

16:43

Action, comedy, adventure, Arnold Schwarzenegger

16:46

punches out a reindeer. Sinbad

16:48

is a mailman who

16:51

pretends to have a bomb a lot of the time.

16:54

Fighting, fighting, fighting over a toy. Like,

16:56

and I understand like, but it's turbo man,

16:58

which is like, I think it less so now,

17:00

but when we were kids, I think

17:03

things are more, they're still popular toys and we

17:05

were kids. There weren't as many options. And

17:07

some years there was like one toy

17:09

that boy girl, everybody wanted. Like it

17:11

was a veto. Jingle me on the, yeah.

17:14

Furby. Sure. And

17:16

turbo man really tapped into that. It was like,

17:18

you could feel that. And then

17:20

at the end he's shooting the turbo discs. He's in

17:22

the jet pack. And I feel like

17:24

when you watch a movie as an adult, like

17:26

an adult with a kid, you also appreciate the

17:28

effort that they're going through because you're like, yeah,

17:31

I do want to make this a magical Christmas.

17:33

How can I do that? It's turbo man. I

17:36

get it. I get it. But he

17:38

waited too long to get the press, you know,

17:40

and it's the dangers of procrastination. And the regret.

17:43

Hey, but at the end, he's the star of the

17:45

parade. Spoiler alert. You

17:49

jingle all the way in the world, both great movies, but I agree.

17:51

Jingle all the way is going to edge it out. You're

17:54

making me want to rewatch it. So I, yes,

17:56

I think jingle all the way should, should move

17:58

forward. Goodbye. All right. Oh, and

18:00

you get Phil Hartman in there as the creepy

18:02

neighbor. Oh, so good. All right, jingle all the

18:05

way You are jingling all the way on and

18:07

Noel. Sorry, but you're taking the L on this

18:09

one. Oh Goodbye,

18:12

it's like Noel Next

18:17

up we got two animated Weird

18:21

whirlwinds. It is the the nightmare

18:23

before Christmas against year

18:25

without a Santa. Oh That's

18:28

a hard one you're without a Santa. Yeah,

18:30

how do percent I People

18:35

love a nightmare before Christmas and I Support

18:38

them in loving it. I just don't as much.

18:40

I like a Halloween movie for me. It's Halloween.

18:42

Yeah, it feels like Halloween It

18:45

reminds me of like Hot Topic in the mall. I don't know but

18:47

I do think it's a great show I watched it this year. I

18:49

have it. I don't watch it every year, but I did watch

18:51

it this year and I was I'm surprised

18:54

at how beautiful the music was like

18:56

I was like it's so

18:59

well done. Yeah But

19:01

yeah, I for me it's more Halloween and I

19:03

just like the year that a Santa Claus is

19:05

so good Yeah, I like we're talking claymation. Yes,

19:07

which is I yeah, I like

19:09

the claymation Yeah classics and I think

19:11

the heat miser right? Yeah, he buys

19:14

her snow miser song Yeah, those were those

19:16

really lived on for a long time anything

19:18

you touch Tends to

19:20

ice in my clutch. Is that right? How

19:25

you gonna how you gonna do What's

19:29

this Actually

19:31

not the best song from that. There's so

19:33

many beautiful like That when

19:35

he's like on the little cliff and

19:37

he's singing who is that Danny Elfman

19:40

or something? There's something here And

19:42

then there's the really fun song that um That

19:45

the Santy Claus put them in that box 90

19:50

years and see if he great song great movie

19:52

great songs Maybe is more of a Halloween vibe

19:54

though, but we like here without a

19:56

Santa for for raw Christmas time here without a Santa

19:58

Yeah, I don't is it falling out a favorite of

20:00

the younger generation still watching You Without a

20:02

Santa? I think they're still watching it because

20:04

our kids at school watch it. Like, they

20:06

watch all the specials every year. So I

20:08

think that the adults are trying to keep

20:10

it relevant. Is it still on, like, ABC

20:13

on special programming or whatever? One of

20:15

them was on, like, last night. I don't know which maybe

20:18

two nights ago, but one night this week. But,

20:21

yes, they're still running on TV. Sounds

20:23

like You Without a Santa is moving

20:26

on. And I remember for Christmas, going

20:28

back to Halloween Town. Goodbye.

20:31

Goodbye. Oh. And,

20:34

you know, we had to get here eventually. When it's only the top 16,

20:37

there's going to be some heartbreakers. And this is a heartbreaker

20:39

if I ever saw one. It is Grinch

20:42

versus the Santa Claus. Which Grinch?

20:44

Yeah. This is, as I said,

20:46

I had to collapse some of these. So this is

20:49

all the Grinches. No. This is all the Santa Clauses.

20:51

OK. Take your favorite one. OK. My

20:53

favorite Grinch is the animated Grinch. Not

20:55

the new animated Grinch. No, I

20:58

know. Classic animated? Classic animated. The short. I forgot.

21:00

Like, 30 minutes, 40 minutes or something. Yeah. When

21:02

I paired these two up, I forgot that there

21:04

was an animated Grinch. I was judging him. The

21:06

Jim Carrey one. But the Grinch,

21:09

who lived just north of Whoville, did

21:12

not. And, like, the animation

21:14

is so cute. Like, when he, like, slinks

21:16

around the tree, like, a little Grinch snake.

21:19

Yeah. I love, and I love,

21:21

you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. Oh, yeah. Oh, my

21:23

god. And the

21:26

Jim Carrey one is still fun. Like, it's a little, again,

21:28

I find it a little too long. Like, I think some

21:30

of these things, I guess. And they're

21:32

probably not even long runtimes, but I feel like

21:34

they're long. Yeah. I

21:36

did not see the new one, but I heard

21:38

people loved it. Like, a lot of my friends

21:40

who have kids

21:43

ages, like, three to six, it

21:45

was on, like, repeat in their houses. So I

21:47

know it was a very popular movie. I

21:50

just didn't see it, so I don't know. Yeah. Now,

21:53

the Santa Claus. But the Santa Claus one,

21:55

two, and three. So I've only

21:57

seen the Santa Claus one, but. Bye.

26:00

Bye. Bye. Love you. It's

26:03

only going to get harder from here because next up we got, again,

26:06

two more kids classics. These were big hits when

26:08

we were young and I think they're holding up.

26:11

Home Alone versus Charlie Brown Christmas. Oh,

26:14

Charlie Brown Christmas was a big hit before we were kids. That's

26:17

even older. I actually

26:19

don't... I think Charlie Brown Christmas is cute

26:22

and I think all the Charlie

26:24

Browns are cute because they are.

26:27

They're cute. They're sweet. Yeah. I

26:30

don't like watching it as much as I

26:32

like watching Home Alone. Home Alone's more fun.

26:34

I will say these two films

26:37

in particular are

26:39

really notable for me for their music.

26:41

I think that the music in Home Alone

26:43

is really... I mean, they're Christmas classics but

26:45

those particular versions of them are really good.

26:50

It's like... And used really effectively, I

26:52

think. So I think the soundtrack and the kind

26:54

of like the orchestration and all of that

26:56

component, the musical component of that movie is very

26:58

well done. And a little kid

27:00

gets to make traps which every kid loves. Yes.

27:03

And there is original music as well too, I think. It's

27:06

a really... I just really like the

27:08

music in Home Alone and then the scoring and

27:10

then Charlie Brown Christmas

27:13

has the... And then it has the... Yeah,

27:15

I think you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's

27:17

really pretty and a little

27:20

melancholy. There's

27:26

a lot of, I think, sort of complexity in

27:28

it which is really pretty and

27:30

nice. Yeah, I love it. The

27:32

main Home Alone theme has that sort of sadness to it.

27:35

To the... I can't sing

27:37

like you guys can. Yeah, I thought

27:39

it a little bit like Harry Potter

27:42

but I get the gist. I think it's also... Because

27:44

I think it might be John Williams. John

27:46

Williams, yeah. Yeah. But yeah,

27:48

so I just think that both of those random

27:50

pairing but both of those for me I think are

27:52

notable for the music in them and their contribution

27:55

to our Christmas music as

27:58

a whole. I still think I take Home Alone. I pick

28:00

Home Alone 2 even though I'm not like thrilled about

28:02

like I definitely feel. All right. I would

28:04

also pick Home Alone and Home Alone I'm glad that

28:06

it's enduring. Yeah and it's fun and

28:08

I actually do like Lost in New York.

28:11

Me too. Because I

28:13

obviously like the bird lady. Yeah.

28:16

She's important. She's really important to my

28:18

life. I think about her I would

28:21

say at least three times a month. Yeah I can

28:23

see that for you. But

28:26

I have a friend who has a little girl

28:28

and her little girl just her favorite things in

28:30

the world are making hand turkeys and

28:33

Marv from Home Alone. Oh.

28:36

So she's combined them into her new favorite hobby

28:38

which she was doing it for months and months

28:40

and I don't know if she still is but

28:42

she would make hand marvs where she would trace

28:44

her hand on paper like a hand turkey. Hand-turvy.

28:46

But then every finger was a different version of

28:48

Marv from the movie. That's amazing. Like

28:50

Marv with his... That sounds neat. No this is

28:52

true. So like Marv in the

28:54

hat, Marv when his face got

28:57

hit by the iron, Marv tarred in

28:59

feathers. That's

29:01

amazing. That's very funny. That's very

29:04

funny. Yeah. Home Alone

29:06

is a good... it's good for us to move forward.

29:08

I will say quickly that this is

29:10

another one that we had on VHS when I was a child

29:12

but my mother didn't want us to watch it

29:14

because she was like I don't want

29:16

you to think that we would ever leave you Home Alone. Like

29:18

we would never forget you if we went to the airport. She

29:20

didn't want you to set up devious traps. That's probably what it was.

29:22

She also was like mom he had a great time. That's

29:26

the best Christmas ever. Yeah.

29:28

No pizza has ever looked as good as that

29:30

big cheese pizza he orders. Pizza in

29:33

movies and television always looks better than like pizza.

29:35

I love pizza in real life but also like

29:37

it looks amazing when it's photographed. Especially in... You

29:39

know when it looks the best and the Ninja

29:41

Turtles animated series. It does. I

29:43

know. It's like drippy cheese. It's

29:46

really good. So good. But yes

29:48

Home Alone. Goodbye to Charlie Brown. Which we do.

29:50

We still love you. Yeah we do. These

29:53

are good movies. Yeah. When

29:55

he's picked the top 16 I mean they're all going to

29:57

be hits. And when you get down here they're all bangers

29:59

here. Home Alone, you're moving on. Charlie

30:01

Brown Christmas. We've crushed a bunch

30:03

of ornaments and sprinkled them on the ground.

30:05

Good luck trying to get through our devious

30:08

trap. Alright,

30:11

we're going to pick up the speed from here and get our winner.

30:13

Are you guys ready? I'm ready.

30:15

Alright, again, these are all going to be hard.

30:17

Top 8, here we go. First one up is

30:19

Elf versus Muppet

30:22

Christmas Carol. Um,

30:25

I don't know. I think it's Muppet. I

30:30

think that's how I think that Elf would

30:32

be probably the popular pick, but I

30:34

like Muppet Christmas Carol. And I'm

30:36

probably not the best person to be in this bracket

30:38

because Elf is just not my favorite and I feel

30:40

like a lot of people it's like their favorite. I

30:43

agree. I think a lot of people love her. It's

30:46

I mean, maybe this is the contrarian in me again

30:48

that like I I'm okay with

30:50

leaving off behind here. I think it's good. But I think

30:52

for me, it's not it's not champion. I will watch

30:54

it this season. Like I do. I

30:57

love Elf too, but I'm with you guys. I think Elf is

30:59

great. But I think it skews a little

31:01

older too. When we're looking at these kids holiday

31:03

movies, I think Muppet Christmas Carol is just top

31:05

tier. Yeah, so good. Alright,

31:07

so Muppet, we're putting you on Elf. We

31:10

love you. But you know, go home, make

31:12

yourself a cup of cocoa. Next

31:15

up to old school classics. It

31:18

is Christmas Story against Rudolph, the

31:20

red nosed reindeer. Rudolph.

31:23

Oh, I pick a Christmas story. Well, Brock.

31:28

I remember finding both of these

31:30

very boring as a child. Why?

31:32

A Christmas story is so great. I

31:34

don't like it. I think I think.

31:37

I think we got burned out on it.

31:39

We probably did like it. But you understand

31:41

my our father would play

31:43

this all day, every day. I

31:45

think I know with the Christmas story,

31:48

we watched a lot. Our dad, he

31:50

loves that movie. So when

31:52

they play it for 24 hours on Christmas,

31:54

it's on all day. And if you try

31:56

to change it to something else, he doesn't

31:59

like that. And then we have to

32:01

watch it all day. And I

32:03

think I just don't need to see it

32:05

anymore now that I'm an adult. We

32:09

used to have it on all day too, and I just

32:11

like was a fan. And you liked it. And I liked

32:13

it, and I liked it at the museum. Yeah.

32:15

All right, well, I gotta give it to Christmas Story just in

32:17

honor of Dad, I think. He's still

32:20

alive. Ha ha ha ha. And

32:23

he would pick Christmas Story. No,

32:25

I know, it just sounds like he's not when

32:27

you say it like that. All

32:30

right, Christmas Story, you going on?

32:32

Rudolph? You can't

32:34

join in our reindeer games, bud. Ha ha ha

32:36

ha. All right,

32:38

next up, we got two

32:41

very Santa-focused movies, Jingle

32:43

All the Way and Year Without a Santa. I

32:46

think I like Year Without a Santa better than Jingle All the Way,

32:48

even though I do love Jingle All the Way. What?

32:51

I love Year Without a Santa. I love it.

32:54

Ha ha ha. I already said that. I

32:56

said it's a claymation

32:58

bop. Yeah, I think

33:00

I feel the same way about this one as I did about the

33:02

Grinch and the Santa Claus. I

33:05

think there's a right answer, and the right answer is

33:07

Year Without a Santa. Ha ha ha.

33:09

Well, listen to your heart, Amanda. I mean,

33:11

my heart says I have seen Jingle All the Way once

33:13

maybe a few years ago. So I pick

33:16

Year Without a Santa. Well, my vote

33:18

was for Jingle All the Way, one of

33:20

my longtime Christmas favorites. Year

33:24

Without a Santa, you moving on? Jingle All

33:26

the Way? You're moving on in my

33:28

heart, buddy. Don't worry about it. Ha ha ha. All

33:31

right, in the last of this round, we've

33:33

got Grinch versus

33:35

Home Alone. I'm

33:38

actually gonna vote for the Grinch. You'll

33:41

elaborate at all? No. Ha

33:43

ha ha ha. I

33:45

think the Grinch is more of a Christmas movie than Home Alone.

33:49

Ah, yeah. Well, Home Alone, though, is

33:51

just like definitely, like it's a Christmas

33:53

movie. I mean, it's another one

33:56

that I wouldn't watch another time of the year,

33:58

really. Yes, you would. Nah. It's

34:00

a Christmas movie, let's not get into the weeds

34:02

here. It

34:04

feels like Christmas to me, I guess, when I watch

34:06

it. I

34:08

think maybe again this is because it's another one

34:10

that I watched a lot growing up. I would

34:12

say Home Alone more for me. I'm

34:16

a tiebreaker, I'm going to give it to Home

34:18

Alone. I think it's more entertaining. I

34:20

just think people will sit and watch Home Alone. I don't

34:23

know if anybody's sitting and watching the Grinch on repeat anymore.

34:25

Well, I mean it's only like a minute

34:27

long. Well, if we're talking about the original

34:29

animated Grinch, but I think people are definitely

34:31

watching the new Grinch and Jim Carrey Grinch

34:33

plenty of times. Not us

34:35

necessarily, but I think just if

34:38

that's the argument. Alright, but if it's tied

34:40

and I get a vote, we're going Home

34:42

Alone. The Grinch,

34:44

the old, the mean one, Mr.

34:47

Grinch. Mr. Brockrackets. You

34:50

have to leave our bracket.

34:55

Final Four. What's

34:57

up? Muppet Christmas Carol

34:59

versus Christmas Story. Oh, it's

35:01

like my nightmare. You know what? I'm actually going

35:03

to let you handle this one. I

35:07

vote for Muppets. Oh,

35:09

yeah. That's okay, I understand that you're not going

35:11

to. I'm going to vote

35:14

for a Christmas Story. I love Muppet Christmas Carol,

35:16

but a Christmas Story for me

35:18

is the Christmas movie. Like that's sure. And I

35:20

went to the museum and it was so fun.

35:23

It was so fun. I know, you had

35:25

a night. Yeah, I

35:27

did. Okay, fine.

35:30

Fine, fine, fine. Sorry.

35:35

Alright, no, we love Muppet Christmas Carol,

35:37

but Christmas Story. Give me your

35:39

bestness, Piggy. I know you can do it. Not

35:42

you. Oh,

35:44

sorry, I thought you meant me. Oh,

35:47

Kirby. Yes, it does. I

35:50

feel like a little Yoda, like sometimes it's hard

35:52

to do. Oh, it can be the same. We've

35:55

probably talked about this before because you've done

35:57

a Miss Piggy before. Yeah. I'm

35:59

ready. And

38:00

I don't disagree that I enjoy Home Alone. I

38:02

just had a top three and it wasn't in

38:04

it. Sure. I

38:06

prefer Home Alone to many of the movies

38:08

that we've talked about today. I'm beating this into the

38:10

ground. What do you guys like? We like Home Alone.

38:12

Yeah, we agreed. It's a hard, this is

38:14

a really hard bracket for us and I want you to respect

38:16

that it takes us time to sort through our

38:19

emotions and our feelings and that's okay if it takes you time to

38:21

sort through your emotions and your feelings. Yes, take all the time you

38:23

need. Take all the time you need. All right,

38:25

Home Alone, moving on, year without

38:28

a Santa. I like bracket without

38:30

a Santa. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye.

38:33

Next up, our finale. We've cooked

38:35

it down to Christmas

38:38

Story versus Home Alone. Well,

38:42

I have an answer and I think you do too and

38:44

they're not the same. I mean, my answer is a Christmas

38:46

story. Mine's Home Alone. I just

38:48

like don't really love a Christmas story. I went

38:51

to the museum and it was so fun. Wait,

38:53

did you go to the museum? I went

38:55

there. It was in Cleveland. Guys, wait, hold

38:57

on. Did you guys know? In

39:00

Cleveland, there's a Christmas story museum.

39:03

The movie was not filmed in Cleveland. It was

39:05

filmed in Indiana. No, it was filmed in Cleveland,

39:07

but it takes place in Indiana, but

39:09

it was filmed at the house where the museum is. It's

39:12

really close to the airport and you can go there too. Wow.

39:17

I still vote for Home Alone. I do not really

39:20

like a Christmas story and

39:22

maybe I need to watch it. I

39:24

will watch it this holiday season and

39:27

I probably will feel the same way. That's

39:30

okay. I mean, this is a really- And

39:32

the Bird Lady, Home Alone 2. We're

39:35

also putting together sequels. There's no sequel

39:37

to a Christmas story. It ends. It's

39:40

a story and it's over. And

39:42

Home Alone, come on, Lost in

39:44

New York. Remember he runs that

39:46

giant hotel bill? Love it. What

39:49

a gag. Oh, well,

39:51

part one has Shovel Man, who's the beloved

39:53

counterpart to Pigeon Lady. Yeah.

39:56

Great play. But I do agree with the man that I

39:59

think Christmas story is just- No, no, no. Yes.

40:04

Yes. I can't wait

40:06

for all of the angry, emotional

40:09

emails to come pull in. Send

40:11

us an email if you don't agree with us, or if you do.

40:14

Email me. It's Kelsey,

40:16

K-E-L-S-I-E, at storiespodcast.com. Again,

40:18

that's Kelsey, K-E-L-S-I-E, at

40:20

storiespodcast.com. And you can

40:22

see, see me on

40:24

it, which is Amanda,

40:26

at storiespodcast.com. Amanda spelled

40:29

A-M-A-N-D-A. I

40:31

don't want to hear it. Please email us

40:33

because... Yeah, do it. You'd be doing me

40:35

a favor in the sea of emails from

40:37

Brock Rackets and from... What's the other guy's

40:40

name again? Wiz Quizly. And from

40:42

Quiz-Wiz. Oh, Dan Hines, you mean? No, Wiz

40:44

Quizly. With the

40:46

slow emails I get from Brock Rackets

40:48

and Wiz Quizly and from Dan and

40:50

Andrew, I could use some

40:52

fun. Well, in

40:54

my defense, you did sign up

40:56

for my Brock Rackets hourly newsletter.

40:59

I know. What a mistake. I

41:01

keep thinking of the scribe. And

41:03

the Quiz-Wiz, Wiz by the Quiz Minute. Minute

41:10

even. The Minute to Win It Quiz Wins. Yeah,

41:15

I have a lot of newsletters. You don't

41:17

have to, I mean... Whatever.

41:20

So, I think we're going to end

41:22

with Chris's story. That's the end of the bracket, but

41:24

you know, the bracket doesn't tell the whole story. So why don't you guys

41:27

go through your top three again? Just recommend

41:29

them out to the family so you're looking for a movie to get

41:31

them into Chris's spirit. Hit those top threes. Okay,

41:34

well, if you're going to go start short, you're going

41:36

to start with the animated Grinch. The original, nice and

41:38

quick, super cute. Do all the Grinches. I

41:41

don't care, but I do like the little short one

41:43

the best. A

41:46

Santa Claus, one, two, and three. Watching all

41:48

three is non-negotiable. It's just

41:50

not. And then there's a new TV series, which

41:52

we actually find quite cute. I actually

41:54

don't know what that's streaming on. Probably Disney+. Probably.

41:57

Probably. And then... Oh,

42:02

you're without a Santa Claus. Yeah, I think I

42:04

said that mine were a Christmas

42:06

story, Muppet Christmas Carol, and Home Alone.

42:09

Oh, so you did great on this bracket. I

42:11

did. Yeah, she did great. I think if I had a Christmas story...

42:15

Wait, guys, I just thought of something. We

42:17

should all go to the Christmas Story Museum.

42:19

Yeah! It's great. It's not an expensive medium.

42:24

If you've been there, send a hand

42:26

to an email. Yeah! Send

42:29

me your pictures. I have a bunch of fun pictures

42:32

of myself. Did you go by

42:34

yourself? No, I went

42:36

with friends, but I was the most enthusiastic.

42:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. One time

42:41

Dan brought me to a museum called the

42:43

Crypto Zoology Museum. Oh! Where

42:46

is that? I want to go. It's

42:48

in Portland, Maine. Oh, sure. That's a

42:50

drive. I did not want to go,

42:53

of course. Yeah, you didn't want to go see

42:56

a real tuft of Bigfoot's fur or

42:58

a blurry picture of Mothman? I don't know

43:01

what's wrong with me. It

43:04

was a good day. Hey, guys.

43:06

That was really fun. I feel

43:08

like I need a candy cane,

43:10

a hot cocoa. Yeah, I feel

43:12

really in the Christmas spirit. Me

43:14

too. Let's all go have a candy

43:17

cane and some hot cocoa. Yeah, yeah. And

43:20

do whatever your family does for your

43:22

holiday. Also, I like the fruity candy canes more

43:24

than the mint candy canes. No!

43:26

Oh, my God! Bye! Thanks

43:29

for listening!