This week on Storied, we adapt the cyclical story of Link and Zelda into a cyberpunk movie! You know, much like the wildly popular Blade Runner franchise... but hopefully more financially lucrative.Noir elements! Corrupt corporations! Body au

Episode 22 - Demolition Man

Aug 13th, 2018 44m 37s

This month we try and discern the mystery of the Three Seashells (it's just soap we think) while we take on an update to the classic cheesy action movie Demolition Man. Join us as we make Edgar Friendly the bad guy, eat ratburgers, and discover

Episode 21 - Classic Board Games

Jul 2nd, 2018 48m 38s

That's right, it's the episode one or two of you have probably been waiting for! Stick with us as we take your childhood board games and turn them into movie ideas! Marvel as we create a comedy vehicle for Steve Carell (not once, but twice!), a

Episode 20 - Mega Man

Jun 7th, 2018 53m 22s

It's time for us to reboot Mega Man for the cynical age, so get ready for a gritty revenge movie starring The Rock as Rock (that's Mega man). We've got everything, gritty one-liners, a tragic origin story, mass amounts of robot murder and Rush

Episode 19 - Resident Evil

Apr 21st, 2018 1h 11m

This week, Sean, Harrison and Chris put on their STARS Academy uniforms and take a trip to Raccoon City - the perfect setting for a TV melodrama. Join us as we adapt the beloved Resident Evil game series into a low budget network TV show. All

Episode 18 - The X-Files

Apr 8th, 2018 1h 7m

This week Chris, Sean and Harrison crack the case wide open and shine their gigantic 90's flashlights on The Truth (which is most certainly Out There) to find the perfect X-Files video game. Chris invents the perfect "Constantly Just Miss See

Episode 17 - Mad Max

Mar 18th, 2018 1h 7m

This week Sean, Harrison and Chris brave the apocalyptic wasteland in search of a perfect Mad Max TV show. Despite the odds, they just might have found it. Either that, or they went crazy and ate each other. You decide.

Episode 16 - Predator

Mar 3rd, 2018 1h 6m

Join us as we make Predator into narrative survival game in the suburbs, discuss Adrian Brody's weird triangular upper body, and wonder why Bill Duke is always shaving his already-bald head. Also Harrison and Sean die, leaving Chris to awkwardl

Episode 15 - Kellogg's Cinematic Universe

Feb 20th, 2018 1h 2m

Hot off the success of their amazing E.T. sequel, studio executives Sean, Harrison and Chris (now legally known as Tony, Tone, and Toni) have been tasked with developing the rich world of Kellogg's cereal into a fully realized cinematic univers

Episode 14 - Die Hard

Feb 4th, 2018 1h 4m

This week we spend probably a little too much time delving into the psyches of all the characters in the Die Hard franchise and turn it into a weekly television series, which absolutely 100% does not include in any way Live Free or Die Hard, or

Episode 13 - Home Alone

Jan 23rd, 2018 1h 2m

This week we take the Chris Columbus/John Hughes "masterpiece," Home Alone, and make a pretty sweet video game out of it... or is it a movie? Whatever it is, it takes us to prison in an odd twist of events where the Wet Bandits give rise to the

Episode 12 - Ghostbusters 3

Jan 5th, 2018 1h 6m

We return after a brief hiatus to discuss exactly what it might have taken for Bill Murray to agree to do a third Ghostbusters film, which is apparently [redacted]. Also, Owen Wilson effing shows up to talk about Baltimore, and there's a couple

Episode 11 - Super Mario Bros.

Nov 27th, 2017 1h 5m

This week we discuss how to properly make a Super Mario Bros. movie, turning it both into a good thing (a noir) and arguably a bad thing (an indie movie where Mario just imagines his life in the Mushroom Kingdom). Luigi is dead! Princess Peach

Episode 10 - Rick and Morty

Nov 12th, 2017 1h

This week, our first listener request! We had to tackle Rick and Morty at some point, and this is that point! Listen as we pit Rick and Morty against each other as they find themselves in an early 90s Live Action Feature Film! Muskrat Joe, this

Episode 9 - Nightmare on Elm Street

Oct 24th, 2017 1h 9m

This week we turn around some actually decent game design as we transform the classic slasher flick Nightmare on Elm Street into a Silent Hill-esque video game. One, two, Freddie's comin' for you, three four... uh... video games!

Episode 8 - ET 2

Oct 11th, 2017 53m 12s

This week a bit of a departure as we soft reboot the classic film E.T. for today's discerning audiences. Join brilliant and quality-focused Movie Studio Execs Sean, Harrison, and Chris as, like they would a frog, they dissect what made the orig

Episode 7 - Papers Please

Oct 2nd, 2017 1h 4m

The indie game Papers, Please describes itself as a "Dystopian Document Thriller," and this week we try to morph that idea into a weekly episodic television show. Special appearance by Limp Bizkit. Bizket? Biscuit? Who fucking cares.

Episode 6 - Star Wars Prequels

Sep 15th, 2017 1h 6m

This week we try to correct what we see as the mistakes of Mr. Lucas's Prequel Trilogy--namely it not revolving more around Jar Jar Binks. Also Sean preemptively burns any bridges with Disney. Also it was really fucking hot the day we recorded

Episode 5 - INSIDE

Sep 3rd, 2017 1h 2m

This time out we turn Playdead's amazing game INSIDE into two different kinds of films--one serious tackling of the subject matter, and then what Hollywood would probably do with it (starring Josh Gad as [massive spoiler])!

Episode 4 - Cloverfield

Aug 20th, 2017 1h 8m

This week we transform the Cloverfield franchise into a AAA (or is it spelled Triple-A?) video game! Enjoy it or a giant monster will destroy you. Or maybe you'll be trapped in a basement by a lunatic.