Dear Employees of the Third Goat Network,

It has come to my attention that there is a cereal problem in the studio. As you know, Steve the Plumber has recently rejoined our ranks as an employee of this almost bankrupt company, and he needs his cereal. He is the talent and as the gypsy who cursed us said, "the talent must have cereal. I am a gypsy and this my curse." While we don't know why or how or when or where this happened, we do know who is happened to. Us. It was us. And we also know, if the talent doesn't get cereal, we will all have to have lunch with Guy Ferrari. That would be a nightmare. I am literally shuddering just thinking about it. That guy is the worst. He is almost as bad as Gene. Whoever is eating all the cereal and leaving crumbs everywhere, please stop. It is damaging to the company. If this behavior continues, I will start firing.I bet it was Gene. Let's all be honest and say, Gene is the worst. He is smelly, and gross and no one likes him. Sorry Gene. It had to be said. This has been a long time coming. I would like to take this time to say what everybody has been thinking the whole 13 years Gene has worked here: Gene, you ignorant piece of human garbage, we hate you. You are a piece of bear feces. Go rot and die, you smelly bastard.

Sincerely,Goatt Netwurk IIIPresident of the Third Goat Network

P.S. Gene, great job writing the episode descriptions. You are killing it.