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don't like to talk about it too much and we haven't

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I imagine that's going to be the same for Sam it's probably going

3:42

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3:45

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3:49

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So the bonus episode is always about you, but

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we are selfish and quite

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a lot of the bonus episodes recently have also been

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about us because we think we are far more interesting

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than you. So this

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week is something that I really feel like we

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should mention because we

4:16

are very proud of Sam on staying

4:18

relevant. We weren't before the

4:20

jungle, but since jungle he has

4:22

been just leapfrogging people

4:25

in the industry left, right and centre

4:27

with his lack of talent and

4:29

luck. But

4:32

throwing morning TV into chaos

4:34

are doing all sorts of

4:36

things, but we celebrate Sam.

4:38

We celebrate him because he's

4:40

our idiot more than anyone

4:42

else's. And Sam

4:45

has made another dream come true for himself.

4:47

So Sam made his dreams come true by

4:49

being on Armistice, which is his favourite show

4:51

ever, not just going on it, but winning

4:53

it. But Sam also had another dream as

4:55

a young man, something that he's always

4:58

wanted to do. And we've spoken about it numerous times. And

5:01

you may have seen it in the press, but I

5:03

think it is at this point we should congratulate Sam

5:06

on being part of

5:09

the England team for soccer aid. Sam!

5:13

Come on baby you

5:15

motherfuckers! Yes, come on

5:17

baby you motherfuckers. Now

5:21

if you know Sam and

5:23

you follow his accounts, you may not have followed his

5:25

like the underrated account Sam T. Footy. But Sam

5:29

is a massive football fan, a big

5:31

Chelsea fan, season ticket holder at Chelsea and

5:33

has always wanted to do soccer aid. So

5:35

we've spoken about years because they generally use

5:37

the cream of the crop and the best

5:39

people from all sorts of walks of life,

5:42

actors, Hollywood actors, musicians, amazing

5:44

people on TV. And this year

5:46

they have a new superstar within their

5:48

ranks and that is Samuel

5:51

Robert D'Corsy Thompson. Although

5:53

I know Sam is a big football fan, I

5:56

Cannot imagine Sam playing football, but

5:58

he has... Repeatedly.

6:01

In previous years informed me that

6:04

he's very good. I have rarely

6:06

get soggy. What's out Fsf. Sam

6:09

who thinks he's very, very

6:11

good. Play football or

6:14

outside I have a com fuck it why it's

6:16

a Stamford Bridge for it's all the whole valley

6:18

I forgot. Yen is assigned provides well as my

6:20

manager Frank Lampard. Your magical Eden hazard You're playing

6:22

a didn't Either Die or which sees fucking like

6:24

a dream come true is not what are your

6:26

favorite fucking tell you why lot ever tell says

6:28

ever it's gonna be This is a think of

6:31

us over the last. Seven bottler I gave my

6:33

heart oh I saw right Hollywood pitiless don't smell

6:35

like as yeah and she of seizures one the

6:37

jungle as well be employed Long have you been

6:39

auto alumni yes we had a hard thing to

6:42

deducible that your jungle xp of these you got

6:44

high queen and to in hockey good so of

6:46

as he added obey on Monday and then I

6:48

I was I saw something theory a sort of

6:50

it never that before sorry we didn't say much

6:53

as i he was doing his photos at the

6:55

time that he had call it out as so

6:57

I let you added or hi nice New York

6:59

Ny and then we are that was it's ah.

7:01

Pervert. It was cool like real like we we

7:04

spoke about. solid interactive evil. A big celebs this

7:06

article but pristine. Bolland gave me a hug and

7:08

he's got a died big team around him. Oswald's

7:10

get in. There are males hoping for more than

7:12

Bartlett's for you but you aren't getting B C's

7:14

You've had lots of Michael seen never none of

7:16

them were in that were in my segments eyes.

7:18

Are you going to do you follow so they

7:21

do it like they do in size but I

7:23

do love yeah be some com that out yet

7:25

I'm in a data yeah yeah yeah yeah a

7:27

baby's It was so cool mad and I just

7:29

can't wait gallon that fits so have used you've

7:31

done. of the depressed off and because you

7:33

haven't sides wouldn't have thought try to we

7:35

start training in the back end of may

7:37

us back into my dad him that he's

7:39

hiding huge on the med couple of people

7:41

are you going to be doing any sort

7:43

of because you haven't played for wall and

7:45

pay for years v is the bed as

7:47

his medicines repeatedly and i'm going to keep

7:49

signing sam has told us he's brilliance so

7:51

i see yeah i got your v sports

7:53

in school what what's your position well i

7:55

all smith like to be a winger five

7:57

him as a lot of people what way

8:00

where a lot of people want to play. So I'm

8:02

gonna have to show my, you know, what I've got

8:04

in training. Apparently training's like proper hardcore. You can't like

8:06

fuck around. It's a proper training session

8:08

that you do every single time. And

8:11

I also, I DM Tom Grennan

8:13

and went, hey man, what's

8:15

the same team? Well, Tom, Tom- You didn't

8:17

reply. So Tom

8:19

is a friend of, I

8:22

was gonna say Al. Yeah, I think about you as yours. Currently

8:24

mine. But he's one man

8:26

of the match for the last couple of years. He's

8:28

a fucking great player. Are

8:31

you better than Tom Grennan? No,

8:33

Tom Grennan's unbelievable. No, he's really, but

8:35

you are brilliant as you repeatedly told

8:37

us. So on Wednesday, I said, all

8:39

right, mate, we're on

8:41

the same team. Soccer aid, baby. I'm

8:43

so excited. Not even red.

8:46

Yeah. Not even red. God, that's gonna make

8:49

change in my walk-through. Guess who we're playing

8:51

against. The rest of the world.

8:53

Roman Kemp. Oh yes, I saw

8:55

this. And because it is a bit weird how

8:57

they do it now, because obviously you can only

8:59

get certain amount. It's an English based fucking show.

9:01

So you can only, filling up the England team

9:03

is quite easy. But the rest of the world

9:05

has a lot of English people. Roman Kemp's got

9:07

American passports. If you've lived in other places, yeah.

9:09

Oh, so you lived in South Africa. So you-

9:11

Yeah, but I don't have a South African passport. Who

9:14

else is on there, the rest of the world? Rest

9:17

of the world. Usain Bolt. Usain Bolt's fucking class. Ed

9:19

and Hazard, obviously, I think, Jermaine Defoe's on my

9:22

team, who you know actually a little bit, don't you? Yes, I do. I

9:25

think the Pajaro Carlos is kicking about. Mate,

9:27

dude, it's a sick, sick team. It's gonna be

9:30

really- And you're gonna meet Robbie Williams. Robbie Williams

9:32

is gonna be there. He's on rest of the

9:34

world. Yeah, he's on rest of the world. Yeah,

9:36

yeah, yeah. And so I've got Frank Laborn and

9:38

Harry Redknapp as both managers. Oh, that's a good

9:40

one, Harry Redknapp. Yeah, and then rest of the

9:42

world managers, Pochettino, who's a shit manager, because he's

9:44

Chelsea manager, and I really don't know what he's

9:46

doing with the team. So if I get a

9:48

chance, I'm gonna be like, what are you doing?

9:51

He moved on. Yeah, okay, fine. And it's just

9:53

super cool, man. I can't wait.

9:56

Pat, Pat, Pat, this is on our team. Yeah. And

9:58

I just, I'm gonna try and make friends. with

10:00

the guys. So prepare yourselves for Belliou Part

10:03

2. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sam goes to these

10:05

shows and he forces people to be their

10:07

best friends. So I imagine

10:09

on the back of this, we will have some sort

10:11

of new bromance that Sam has developed with someone, because

10:14

as soon as he starts saying new, he forgets. Where

10:17

his bread's butted. Forgets about me, but

10:20

then comes calling back the

10:22

minute he starts ruining daytime TV

10:24

shows. Yeah. So

10:27

I expect a couple of months of Sam talking about all

10:29

these new fucking Hollywood friends. So Pete's gonna be

10:31

there? Well, yes. I mean,

10:33

I have never been asked to play in

10:35

soccer aid. However, I have been asked to do the phones on

10:38

a number of occasions. However, this year,

10:40

I've never wanted to do the phones based

10:42

on the fact that my telephone voice and

10:45

general demeanor is probably quite off-putting. So

10:47

you're trying to get money out of people. Yes, give me money.

10:51

Now, or I will send the boys round. I

10:53

don't think that's the kind of vibe that they want. However,

10:56

this year, I am gonna

10:58

be going to support Sam. Oh! And

11:01

actually, when they announced who was doing soccer

11:04

aid, I believe you have the most comments

11:06

of anyone, because listeners of this podcast and

11:08

everyone will know, because you've spoken about it

11:10

so many times, that you've wanted to do

11:12

this for so long. So for a minute,

11:15

I'll be nice and say, I am very proud of you. Oh,

11:17

thanks. I hope you do amazingly well, and I hope you are

11:19

as brilliant as you say, because if you

11:21

are not, I am going

11:24

to tear you a new asshole. Do

11:27

you know what, as well, we've invited Pete to training. I

11:30

am potentially gonna go and have a look

11:32

at friends. I have played in charity games,

11:34

never anything obviously as big as this before,

11:37

and I stopped because I

11:39

played in two charity games and was sent off in

11:42

both. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fact,

11:45

because mentality-wise, they're

11:47

sort of friendly, they're competitive, but they're

11:49

sort of friendly. It is for charity.

11:51

So, ignoring the

11:53

ball and taking people's kneecaps out is not the sort

11:55

of thing you're supposed to do in charity games. So

11:58

I won't be involved in the training. in because the

12:01

chances are I will break someone accidentally

12:03

who's important. So

12:05

I won't be doing any of that.

12:08

We are, I think we're getting accreditation.

12:10

We're trying, yeah. And

12:12

when Sam says he's getting accreditation it

12:14

worries me because much like the Brits,

12:17

much like the NCAs, the chances are I'll

12:19

turn up. It won't be a photographer. And

12:21

won't be allowed in. So... The

12:24

trading pitch. Who knows? And

12:28

then it'll just look like I'm a fan of Sam. Oh,

12:31

it's so funny. But I am a fan of you. I'm

12:33

excited for you, mate. Do you know what? A

12:35

really quick one as well actually. Kind of what Pete said there

12:37

as well. But I look at all the comments. I

12:40

literally care so much about what you

12:42

guys think. And

12:45

loads of people come and say, being like, oh

12:47

this is amazing. We've heard you talking about it

12:49

on the podcast. And I just think that's so

12:51

cool how people from the podcast are actually on

12:54

this journey with us. They

12:56

love it. It's so awesome. They're on

12:58

this journey with you because I'm at a red light

13:01

currently in my career. The

13:03

traffic lights have broke. And

13:06

I'm not sure whether to go and risk it or not because

13:08

I'm not sure if they're broke. Well you know when

13:10

you're at the traffic lights for ages and you think, are they working? I don't

13:12

know because they're the type of ones. And you start flashing them with your lights.

13:15

And you start flashing and you think, I don't know. And you just

13:17

start creeping forward. That's kind of where I'm at. I'm not sure whether

13:19

to go for it or just wait. So

13:21

Sam has arrived at destination

13:23

successful. And

13:26

I am still on the path to

13:28

semi-respectable. Do you know what? There's

13:31

a really funny thing. It's

13:34

quite ruthless. So there is

13:37

a story about someone who got put

13:39

on and then he got subbed

13:41

off five minutes later. And that's

13:43

your game done. You can't come on again. So

13:46

it's literally, you get brought on and if you're

13:48

shit, they hook you straight away and you get

13:50

five minutes. I don't want to put pressure on

13:52

you. But what I would really like to see,

13:55

especially based on the fact that you are brilliant, is

13:58

I would like to see you as a star. Oh, I don't

14:01

know how to start. But more importantly, I would

14:03

really like you to score. No,

14:05

mate, there's no way I'm going to score. No one scores.

14:08

Well, I don't know because... Tom Grennan scores. Not

14:10

just Tom Grennan. Ken, Ken Sennese. Ken scores. I

14:12

think he's a high scorer. He's

14:14

an unbelievable footballer. He's... Well, yeah.

14:17

I'm nowhere near as good as Ken. Well, OK, because,

14:19

you know... I'm just happy to

14:21

be there. Yeah, you're happy to be there. I'm happy to

14:23

be there. I'm getting shot in the bed! But at this

14:26

point, what I do think you need to do is, celebration-wise,

14:28

if you do score, I think... Oh, I didn't know what

14:30

it is. Yeah, I do think that you

14:32

should have a staying relevant T-shirt. No, no, no, no,

14:34

no, no, no, no, no. I've got a Pete Wick's

14:36

face that I'm going to imprint on a singlet vest.

14:39

And if I score, I'm taking it off over

14:42

the head. Pete Wick's right there, front and centre.

14:44

I've already told everyone. I don't want to

14:47

be part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then

14:49

I'm going to crack a beer and feed it to

14:51

you. In your belly button, with my mouthpiece. Yeah. But,

14:55

yeah, mate, good luck. You're going to be there. You're going

14:57

to be front and centre. I'm going to get Pete in

14:59

the pit, which is right in the front. Thank

15:01

you. I'm not that fucking bad at sports, but

15:03

I don't know where we're talking about yet. In

15:06

the pit? The dugout. The dugout,

15:08

yeah. All right, cool. Well, listen, very excited for you,

15:11

mate. There will be updates along the way, because it's

15:13

a few months off, so we'll hear about his training

15:15

sessions and all the rest of it. But, yeah, just

15:17

a little celebration moment for Sam. Get

15:20

some of the people on the pod. And

15:23

we said we were going to do this for a lot

15:25

of the people from the jungle, and we did manage Tony

15:27

and Marvin through relentless

15:29

pestering. Yeah. If

15:32

we can get other people on the pod, that

15:34

would be great. Stay away from the ones that

15:36

we don't want. Yeah, okay, yeah. Much like the

15:38

jungle, there were several there that we weren't interested

15:40

in. I'm going for Tommy Fury. Well, look, I'm

15:42

happy for you. I'm happy that you're happy. It's got

15:45

to be a shard. Let's just hope that you

15:47

don't plunge soccer aid into chaos like you did this

15:49

morning. Fingers crossed.

15:51

Well, I can only hope. Fingers

15:54

crossed. Flying down the wing is

15:56

Doshman. Oh,

15:59

and he's just broken. You could edit Hazard's

16:01

leg, it's sweet. Oh actually, just one of

16:03

the... What number would you like? 25,

16:05

I already know it. Why 25? John Van

16:08

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that's a little celebration moment for Sam. Thanks,

17:33

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17:35

Right, listen to the stories, because this is

17:37

a bonus episode. It's supposed to be about

17:39

you. So prepare yourselves now. Reading for you

17:41

today from Danny is King of the Jungle,

17:43

Soccer Aid star and this

17:46

morning, Joshman. Sam, you're

17:48

Robert the Coursey Thompson. From

17:51

Danny. With two N's actually, which I

17:53

thought was kind of cool. And

17:56

standard on a lot of

17:58

Dannys when it's a lady. Or

18:00

is it a lady? Yes. Okay, how

18:02

do you know that? Because it's spelled with an I and I don't

18:04

know any men that are with a I and a lady. With a

18:06

Y. Maybe. From

18:09

Danny. Hi, Sam and Pete. Hi, Danny. She

18:11

can't hear you. Yeah. I know

18:13

you do this every time. Okay. But you're just reading what

18:16

she's saying. We don't... Yeah. I

18:18

love the podcast. I've been a listener from the start. Can't wait

18:20

to see you on. So she's coming to tour. Coming

18:23

to Plymouth from Essex as I couldn't get

18:25

tickets to London. So excited to hear things

18:27

from the vault. Oh, God. We

18:29

just don't want them in there. It's been a fair view from today.

18:31

Let me tell you. Also, I just...

18:34

On a note, because you won't know how far that is,

18:36

I don't think, I have done the drive

18:39

and the travel from Essex to Plymouth and

18:41

that is a fucking mission. So

18:43

that's dedication. It is. Thank you.

18:46

Me and Pete share in tour bus down to

18:48

Plymouth. That's also dedication. Yeah. So

18:50

I'm coming on tour. Coming to Plymouth from Essex.

18:52

Can't get tickets to London. So excited to hear

18:54

things from the vault. I remember being a spa

18:56

therapist at a hotel spa in

18:58

redacted by production. So

19:01

that's not a village where

19:03

Sam will go and do one of his... How

19:05

many hugs can we get in a minute? Redacted

19:09

by production just means that we've taken it out.

19:11

Oh, right. Okay. No

19:13

location. Okay, cool. But this

19:15

is the thing. I sometimes read things and I don't... Yeah. Yeah.

19:20

I remember being a spa therapist at a hotel spa

19:22

in a place that's been redacted by production. I

19:25

probably won't mention that bit. No, just... I

19:29

remember being a spa therapist at a hotel spa. Okay, cool. Leave

19:32

it there. I remember being a spa

19:34

therapist at a hotel spa. I was only

19:36

young at the time and had a guest

19:38

in for a full body massage. And when

19:40

I came to massage her legs, I saw

19:42

a bit of thread from the couch. Oh,

19:44

she's on a period. And it was a

19:46

five star and luxury. This wasn't allowed. So

19:48

I pulled more hard, the thread and quickly

19:50

realized this was in fact a tampon string.

19:54

To say I nearly died is an

19:56

understatement. We carried on the treatment

19:58

and never mentioned A word. Barrett

20:00

Eight saw me a lesson or to

20:02

receive anything because you never know what's

20:04

it could be. Questioned

20:06

his shit I've addressed. this is the

20:09

perfect snacks or because it it it's

20:11

at it. Seem like us know folks

20:13

as should never be spoken about again.

20:15

Is it just of funny accidents or

20:17

surely as horrific as I believe it's

20:19

a babes Love you guys from the

20:22

and Before we start. Absolutely

20:24

love this story. Be a Danny,

20:26

not fat. But

20:29

also the the The Quest said my question

20:31

is should have addressed as a professional why

20:33

would you ask us that for starts at

20:35

about your thoughts and see them on moments

20:37

or laments the tampons hard as we are

20:39

not coating it is a is I don't

20:41

have a vagina so I can only imagine

20:43

what feels that is entice anyone was wondering.

20:45

I'm glad that we phonics a about because

20:47

I know it's been on your minds for

20:49

long time. If you been a long some

20:51

this nineteen months he listens these and you've

20:54

all. Been worrying about whether not Sam

20:56

is. in fact I have no idea.

20:58

What? It feels like Husain pulled from Monday.

21:01

Anything to do with periods. this is when

21:03

sun comes into zone and exists on boats

21:05

we call it the period both exam is

21:07

is very fascinated by this coming all routes.

21:09

So firstly I don't think the problem is

21:12

a how it feels for some on I

21:14

think the embarrassment of the fact that someone

21:16

is just tugged at some level about what

21:18

bank is inhabited, possesses a cell or just

21:21

attended of app on my favorite saw V

21:23

is this of badgered rights are completely sided

21:25

fight. And he pulled out as

21:27

he's like probably witnesses. Valorized Gabi Risk

21:29

guys are your feet slather as as

21:32

a lot of the courts to judge

21:34

the fights slice a states is that

21:36

woman is eaten alive? Had. A

21:39

both nothing. Is

21:41

expensive as. Addresses

21:44

soil it stays silent is the best

21:46

here I've ever say to my life

21:48

he said over for the question the

21:50

first thing that I've seen coven a

21:52

com space is is at then at

21:54

that point when you tongue down. Holding.

21:57

And. You're holding. Said. Tampon.

22:00

Where did it go? The reaction? Why was

22:02

there no reaction? If that had happened to

22:04

you, I imagine there would be

22:06

a reaction where you'd go, oh, or something

22:08

so that it has to be spoken about.

22:13

Not just, we'll just pretend it never happened. That's my

22:15

favourite thing. That I think is what makes it weird.

22:17

But do you know what I really like? I guarantee

22:20

you to go who was receiving the massage. Probably

22:22

thought to myself, oh, this is probably something

22:24

that has to be done because of the

22:27

massage. She's probably pulled it out

22:29

of authority. She's

22:31

pulled it out with bazazz. And she's literally

22:33

been like, whoa, that's gone. And so the

22:35

girl's like, oh, there we go. OK, fair

22:37

enough. We're probably not allowed it in. Listen,

22:40

I think this is a funny accident. Obviously,

22:42

it's an accident. You didn't mean to... Would

22:45

you address it? I think the weirdest part

22:47

is that it wasn't addressed. OK, Pete, right.

22:49

I am the girl who's getting the massage.

22:51

You've just whipped my tampon out. Go. I

22:54

am so sorry. I think

22:57

is the start of that. I thought it

22:59

was that. I think you have to explain.

23:01

And I got really sorry because otherwise it's

23:03

even weirder. You're saying I'm really sorry. I'm

23:05

just so sorry. I'm just you just have to be open. Like,

23:07

you just have to explain that. Would you put it back

23:09

in? No, but this is what I was just about to say

23:11

at this point. The only thing that can make this worse

23:13

is if you tried to put it back in. I probably would,

23:16

oh my God. Like you said, I probably would mention it

23:18

and be like, I'm so sorry. You have to mention it.

23:20

I've just pulled out your tampon and I'll be like, let me

23:22

just do you want to just put it back in? And

23:24

then but then it's down. But then

23:26

what I'm doing is I'm offering a service and then

23:28

she can turn around. But then she can say it's

23:30

up to her whether it goes back in or not.

23:32

Yes, to insert herself. I don't.

23:34

OK, fine. OK, OK, we are not the

23:36

right people to be talking about this at

23:39

all. But I'm looking around the room and

23:41

I believe you probably insert your own tampons,

23:43

ladies. I don't imagine you have a tampon

23:45

inserter who does it for you. I

23:47

feel like for the first time we've

23:49

uncovered a weakness in the podcast when

23:51

it comes to dilemmas, which is that

23:53

Sam and I evidently have absolutely

23:55

no understanding of. I

23:58

did a job with. Yes. and I've

24:00

seen the outtakes of it sad. You

24:03

forget that I've watched all of

24:05

it and the awkwardness

24:07

around you. So we've

24:10

uncovered a weakness that ladies, I'm

24:12

going to just put this to the ladies. We

24:15

love the dilemmas and the stories. However,

24:17

we are probably not best placed

24:20

to... But we'll try our best. We

24:22

have tried, we have tried and we've offended everyone in

24:24

the room but we currently have three ladies looking at

24:26

us like we are

24:29

monsters. But very funny story, loved

24:31

it very much. You made it

24:33

weirder by not mentioning it. No,

24:37

I wouldn't have mentioned it. I thought about it. I actually wouldn't mention

24:39

it. I think we should move on swiftly.

24:41

Brilliant question. Danny, with an eye, you

24:43

are so lovely. And to be honest

24:45

with you, you're obviously a real legend.

24:48

You obviously can laugh at yourself and,

24:50

you know, it's all gravy.

24:54

Anyway, thank you for listening to Staying Relevant. The

24:56

bonus episode, you'll be able to watch this on

24:58

Sunday. Remember, you'll be able to watch Monday's episode

25:01

on YouTube tomorrow, which is

25:03

Friday. Make sure you keep writing

25:05

in with all your dilemmas. They

25:07

don't have to be Tampon related. We're open to... I

25:10

really like this one. Exactly, evidently.

25:13

Make sure you follow us on social,

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which is at Staying Relevant podcast, on

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25:20

you are going to send us some more stories, because we

25:22

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25:24

them to stayingrelevant at insanityhq.com. I am going to leave, and

25:27

I imagine the three ladies in the room are going to

25:29

leave to be sick, punch Sam. So we may

25:31

or may not see you next week. We love you.

25:34

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25:37

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