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Welcome to the

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bonus episode of Staying Relevant, but I

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can't just start that way because we

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are in our new abode! We're

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in the, as Pete calls it, what? The Airbnb.

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Yeah, it's sort of like a holiday home, but

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we'll be here for a while because we are

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moving to a bigger, better place. So

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for now, this is just make do, doesn't

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even say stay in relevant. We were going

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to make a sign with felt tips, but

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then I couldn't be bothered. So

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we haven't done that, but we have got pictures and we have

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got sofas. That's where we are

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at the moment. We are, we're in. And let me tell

0:37

you about the new shoe though. It's like fucking Fort Knox

0:39

to get in and out. Yeah, here it is. It's a

0:41

fucking nightmare. There's security everywhere. There's fucking doors everywhere. There's glass

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shit. I just walked into the glass barrier downstairs because I

0:45

didn't realise it was open because I don't feel great today.

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Yeah, like Sam said, welcome to Staying Relevant. This is going

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to be a bonus special that is

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different because it's not really a bonus special. It's

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sort of the main episode, but we put it

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as the bonus episode. It's very complicated, but this

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will be out tomorrow, which is Thursday because

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we couldn't wait to tell you all about the Brits.

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I will be swearing if you don't like that,

1:06

go fuck yourself. I won't be drinking because I'm

1:08

not very well. I never normally drink, but I

1:10

might have a beer just so I can throw

1:12

it in Pete's face and be like, look at

1:14

me having a bevy. So this is the bonus

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episode in our new abode in

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our Airbnb. And I actually think it's

1:20

really cool that we got frames from

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our old Gaff. Well, they didn't even

1:24

frame mine. That was already framed. Mine's

1:27

framed. Still got the price on it,

1:29

which we still haven't taken off. So everyone knows that

1:31

I'm cheap. It's about 99, I think. Which

1:34

is lovely. But yours has been framed lovely. We probably should

1:36

put the piece of cardboard at the back that's staying relevant

1:38

on it. Yeah, I know where they are. Maybe we'll work

1:40

on that. Oh, I tell you what, how about, in

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fact, I've just got a lovely bit of interaction that

1:45

you all like. If you make us a sign, we'll

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put it up. Yeah, that's a

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great idea. Send it to Charlotte's

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home address, Big Chaz's home address, which

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is... Yeah, no, but we'll get

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them to digitally. Oh, do you mean actually physically make

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it? Yeah, physically make it. Get the felt tips. that

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a bit of glitter and all that sort of stuff. Arts and crafts for

2:02

the stayin' bit of it listeners. Like

2:04

a here's one I made earlier type of shit. Bring

2:07

back Blue Peter and that. You should do

2:09

that. Yeah, all right, yeah. So before sending

2:11

it, DM us a photo and then we'll

2:13

tell you if it's good enough. Yeah. And

2:16

if it's shit, don't bother posting.

2:19

But if it's good, we'll display it. We'll display your

2:21

artwork. Let me tell you some more about this new

2:23

studio, which is very state of the art, beautiful. This

2:25

people upstairs having picnics and stuff. Really nice. Opposite our

2:27

studio, and I don't know if they put that in

2:30

specifically for Sam, there's a wellness room. Now I asked what's

2:32

in the wellness room. It's actually titled The Wellness Room. And

2:35

apparently it's just a place to go if you're having a

2:37

moment. So I don't know if they

2:39

put that in there specifically for Sam. No way. Opposite

2:42

our studio. But yes, there's

2:44

a wellness room. That's how fabulous this balcony

2:46

is. There's a cafe, there's a kitchen, there's

2:48

all sorts of stuff. So very nice, very

2:50

positive. Play-doh. Yeah, yeah, it's very nice. But

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make sure you rate, review, do all that

2:54

sort of stuff. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok,

2:56

Snapchat, and YouTube at

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Staying With Him podcast. So this episode is

3:00

normally all about you, which is a bonus episode.

3:02

However, we have had enough of you. It's about

3:04

us. So we've made it all about us and

3:07

the Brits because what

3:09

a night that was. I think you said

3:11

a nightmare. Pete didn't have the best of

3:13

times. No, Pete did not. And

3:15

I'm sure you're very surprised to hear that because

3:17

you must have thought Pete's going to have a

3:19

wonderful night. Anyway,

3:22

should we start with the getting ready? Sam and I

3:24

arrived at a hotel together. Yeah. To

3:27

get ready. Three hours earlier than we needed to

3:29

be there. Oh, we're going in

3:31

hard. So what we

3:33

did was we sat on

3:35

the bed in dressing gowns, ordered some room service,

3:38

and watched the athletics for

3:40

three hours. Not

3:42

even joking you. Everyone else is prepped when

3:44

you look at all their stories. Instagram ready,

3:46

the glam squad are there. Everyone's getting ready

3:48

for it. So good. And we discussed what

3:50

the difference between heptathlon and decathlon was. We

3:52

did. It's

3:55

going to be one of the most exciting nights of

3:57

the year for everyone. who's

4:00

like who wants to go to the bridge

4:02

we turn up we've got a shared room

4:04

we're both

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in dressing gowns watching the long jump and

4:09

he goes you ever see that guy he's

4:11

going you see that guy he's the we

4:13

is not very good long jumps we he's

4:15

the best at heptathlons which this long jump

4:18

is in it's his worst it was his

4:20

worst event as part of the heptathlon but

4:22

he was the world champion but actually it's

4:25

least you know if you'd have seen him

4:27

in some of the other events he's fabulous

4:29

someone came in with room service and

4:31

we just sat there in dressing

4:33

gowns but she came in with

4:36

Pete's penny penny biata and our

4:38

biata she came with these penny

4:40

biata it's a

4:42

new it's a new thing that only doing

4:44

this hotel specifically she came in with his

4:47

aria biata and went aria biata man oh

4:49

my god it's Pete which he's lying there

4:51

with his dressing gown on yeah

4:55

you went gone there without a photo

4:57

love well yeah no was she because

4:59

they don't it was a dog yeah

5:01

but she was lovely really lovely food was

5:03

lovely funny though and then over

5:06

then you thought you'd eaten too much then I

5:08

didn't think that the best thing for me to be eating but

5:11

I thought I better lie me something a little bit because I

5:13

hadn't eaten since Tuesday and I thought

5:15

maybe I should I should lie me something so I'd

5:17

be bold pasta I then started thinking all that was

5:19

a bad idea because it really sat quite heavy on

5:21

me got if you got a bit tired you got

5:24

a little bit tired and I did get a little

5:26

bit tired so 15 minutes before we were due to

5:28

be picked up we jumped

5:30

to action and got ready Sam

5:37

Sam had forgotten his hair what Sam

5:40

had actually turned up at the hotel with no bag

5:42

he literally was just holding all these bits of clothes

5:45

in his hands oh you haven't bought it in like

5:47

you said you would actually now I completely because I'm

5:49

washing it for you shut up but when

5:51

I say I'm watching it for you I've sent

5:53

it with all my washing to my mum's oh

5:55

my god so Tracy is currently washing

5:57

your pants oh my god so sweet

6:00

So I basically I turned out as Pete sex

6:02

Pete was like look mate You're not

6:04

gonna stay in this hotel because I refused to

6:07

share a bedroom with you. You're gonna actually go

6:09

home I'm gonna stay in the hotel room and

6:11

so he goes anything you turn up in I'll

6:13

just bring to the podcast He's having it washed

6:17

That's any normal response isn't it? I just incredibly kind

6:19

You're not gonna wash your friends clothes if they let's

6:22

I can imagine Pete just going around the hotel room

6:24

the next day We're not like that Sam's trackies. I

6:26

might put them in there To put it even your

6:28

fucking dirty socks, but we'll get onto the Okay,

6:31

that wasn't great. Um, you're right. I did forget

6:33

my hair gel So so that was that

6:35

so then I tried to do Sam's hair, but

6:38

I don't obviously have hair gel Maybe I

6:40

have this volume powder sometimes that kind of occasionally

6:44

Depending on some lights hides my receding

6:46

hairline So I gave Sam

6:49

some of that bit didn't make much difference because

6:51

Sam's hair's like straw. Yeah, it doesn't work actually

6:53

worse But anyway, we got ready did look worse

6:55

in it. Oh, it looked terrible I literally poured

6:57

all of his hair powder on some of scalp.

6:59

Yeah, it is nothing No, you didn't and then

7:02

so then I'd painted in the back of his

7:04

head with the Arab beat a source Just to

7:06

make sure we covered the shine from the ball

7:08

patch Then

7:10

we went downstairs for a little drink in the bar didn't we

7:13

did indeed yeah Got ourselves ready got

7:15

a lovely picture of Sam and I in

7:17

our outfits now a lot of people pointed out

7:19

on that picture Sam's matching

7:21

pocket square There

7:24

was a reason for that as you later found out

7:26

if you watch any of the Brits content that Sam

7:28

forgot his pocket square So

7:31

had stuffed a dirty sock into

7:34

his jacket, which I wasn't happy about

7:36

because I didn't think that was red

7:38

carpet appropriate So I gave him my

7:40

neck neck a chief Which

7:43

I wasn't aware So that

7:45

he could be could put that in there So it wasn't

7:47

intentionally matching but in the end a lot of you liked

7:49

it So yeah loads of people picked up on it on

7:51

the red carpet as well. No people are oh my god,

7:53

you're matching Oh, yes, we are. Yeah. Yeah with a kind

7:56

of chevron pattern jacket that I had and the zigzag well

7:58

Yeah, I think we should probably go over with people was

8:00

wearing very quickly you know he's talking about my sock which

8:02

by the way actually we had

8:04

an official red carpet photo and

8:07

not one person picked up on it that's how well

8:09

it was anyone not one person picked up on it

8:11

because the official red carpet photo you put on your

8:13

Instagram there were other things that were as opposed

8:17

to the socks and no one noticed your

8:20

stock because you had yet again made me

8:22

look like with the nose the size of

8:24

a fucking walrus done my

8:26

hair the lot so thanks again for that

8:29

really appreciate that and I really appreciate

8:32

the over a hundred thousand people

8:34

that liked it and think it's hilarious you're

8:36

really well so anyway but at

8:38

least they're starting to notice that you're doing that which is

8:40

which is good apart from the one or two people saying

8:42

have you had a rough night which he

8:44

had not as rough

8:46

as yours from my hair but we'll get on to that very good

8:49

boy we'll get on to that so anyway you would know if you

8:51

were there no but my

8:53

social battery had run out so anyway

8:55

the arrival now the arrival I'll

8:57

even though I was great hotel

8:59

I'll be honest with you location

9:01

wise not ideal hotel west

9:04

London Brits Greenwich hour

9:08

the pastor at this point is really sitting just

9:11

a pastor but I thought I'd try and liven myself

9:13

up in the bar before we left in the hotel

9:16

so I down to be in a vodka and

9:18

then forgot that to sit in a half an

9:21

hour with a full

9:23

bowl of penny but what did

9:25

you call it pen of the asset with a pen

9:27

of the actor and I cut

9:29

the bees in me stomach beats started getting ever

9:31

so slightly cranky on the way there and

9:34

so you can only imagine because we haven't

9:36

even started what we meant to be doing

9:38

which we're gonna cover in a second but

9:41

I just want to get this out there

9:43

Pete is has tried already to sort of

9:45

like nail down the problems that are gonna

9:47

be happening when we arrived because at the

9:50

NCAs people given a cameraman pass and didn't

9:52

get let into like three different places he

9:54

was because he wasn't the list I sat

9:57

on the curve so we Pete was trying

9:59

to negate the possibility of that happening at

10:01

the press. So he's on the phone to our

10:03

producer. I would just like to point out that

10:05

I had said multiple times during the week, let's

10:08

not have another NCA's moment. Yeah. Let's

10:11

not have another NCA's moment. Let's make this

10:13

go smooth, shall we? So we sat in

10:15

the car, first of all, to get your

10:17

Brits ticket, you need to download the O2 app,

10:19

because it's at the O2 Arena. That

10:22

in itself was a nightmare for Pete.

10:24

That was 25 minutes of unparalleled

10:27

anger in... And the poor lady

10:29

at the front of the car who was driving

10:31

with us to the O2 was like, I don't

10:33

know how else to say it, just download the

10:35

app. Just download the app. He was like, but

10:37

I don't know how to download the app. So

10:39

that was... I could see the anger. But I

10:41

managed to download the app, and then

10:43

the struggle I had was transferring the ticket from

10:45

hers to my app. That was a

10:48

problem as well, and that wasn't working, because we were going through

10:50

a number of tunnels, and

10:52

all of that was a big problem for me. Anyway, that

10:54

happened, and I thought, right, well, that must be the one

10:56

problem done. We can't have

10:58

any more, surely. So,

11:05

I let wonderful trans know who looks

11:07

after us, that we were minutes away

11:10

for her to come and meet us. So she did come and

11:12

meet us. No, but not even that. You want to let her

11:14

off? No, no, no. She did come and meet us. It just

11:16

didn't... It just wasn't where we were that

11:18

she came and met us, because the car

11:21

had taken us to a different red carpet

11:23

entrance, which was the exact problem that

11:25

we had at the NCA's, and the exact problem that

11:27

I wanted to avoid. So,

11:29

at this point, Sam pulls out his phone...

11:32

HE LAUGHS ..whilst I try and fix

11:34

the problem by speaking to Chaz. So

11:37

good. Some of you may have seen. It's

11:39

such good footage. Some of the stories. It's

11:41

Pete literally getting more and more irate, because

11:43

you've got the guy in the high-vis, being

11:46

like, sorry, mate, can't come in here, and

11:48

Pete's on the phone to try and chat,

11:50

and he's not letting us in.

11:52

I told you this was going to happen, and

11:54

I'm just laughing, filming the whole thing, so

11:57

not helping at all. Then another guy in the high-vis comes

11:59

around the other side... side of the car. She

12:01

got both of them pincer moving into the car

12:03

window. She's being like, sorry, lads, you've got to

12:05

move on. Pete's going, but I don't know where

12:07

I'm going. But

12:10

Charlotte's directional skills were great. Look for the

12:13

big gate, which

12:15

was really helpful for me. So we

12:19

just wandered around looking for a big gate. Eventually someone told

12:21

us where to go. It was a

12:23

little bit of a way away from where

12:25

we were. So I then gave Charlotte a

12:27

rundown of our trip there

12:29

at every zebra crossing where we stopped and

12:31

everything else until we got there. That was

12:33

great. Then we get in. Everything's fine. Happy

12:35

day. Two

12:39

seconds. Just two seconds. Oh yeah, just

12:41

to point out as well, as

12:44

a lot of you know, Sam's favorite thing to do is

12:46

just to make me look awful, not

12:49

just in pictures, but just generally in life. So

12:52

obviously the only Brits press stuff that I have

12:54

is the fact that I didn't get in and

12:57

the picture of me looking fucking awful

12:59

on Sam's Instagram because I wasn't allowed

13:01

to do my own press pictures. I

13:03

had to do it with him and

13:05

Zara because they pre-planned changing my picture

13:07

and I didn't click onto it. I

13:10

didn't click onto it. So Pete's only press

13:12

is the red carpet with me and Zara. He

13:15

changed his nose and the fact

13:17

that it makes, so this is the mirror.

13:19

I did, however, feature on a blog for

13:21

best dressed. Bearplay because the flares look great.

13:23

The mirror. Sam Thompson and Pete Wicks panic

13:26

if they can't get into Brit Awards despite

13:28

working on the red carpet. He

13:30

made the press. Just about sums

13:32

it up. This is before we've

13:34

fucking done anything. I foresee these

13:36

problems with everything that I do

13:39

and no one listens to me.

13:41

It's like a premonition that everything's

13:43

going to be fucked. Yeah, but

13:45

no one else got fucked. It's only us. Yeah,

13:48

but no one else seems to have that problem. Anyway,

13:51

so we get to the red carpet. It's

13:54

very, very busy and

13:57

we are kind of first

13:59

in line. of people

14:01

to interview everyone. And

14:03

I'll tell you why that is, it's because we

14:06

demanded it. So there we go. And listen, the

14:08

main reason for that is that, as we all

14:10

know, I like a little bit of logic

14:13

and I like structure, and the red

14:15

carpet is not structured at

14:17

all, it's a fucking free for all. It's free for

14:19

all. But it's a free for all of grabbing people

14:22

who I have

14:24

no idea who they are. This was

14:26

a really awesome part of the night,

14:28

but again, I was promised fact sheets.

14:32

Now Chaz did a wonderful job for the first

14:34

hour of fact sheets, but then we

14:36

got very busy, didn't we Chaz? So

14:39

the fact sheets went out the fucking window and

14:41

it was just like this. So

14:43

I was interviewing people, a singer, a

14:46

fucking TikToker, a YouTuber,

14:49

what's the fit, Traitor? Didn't know who-

14:52

Traitor! Didn't know. Pete's

14:54

right, basically the demand was we were first on

14:56

the carpet, so we at least got to be

14:58

like the first ones to interview people. You don't

15:00

want to be miles at the back because they're

15:02

bored by that point, they don't really want to

15:04

be interviewed by you. So we were behind the

15:07

official Brits who we're gunning for their job actually

15:09

next year. The official Brits red

15:11

carpet host, we were next to them. But

15:14

the problem is, it doesn't really matter

15:16

because you're so close to each accreditation and

15:18

I kept on getting pushed in the back.

15:21

They're like, move on, you're in our shot. And I was

15:23

like, well I don't know what to do. And you're like

15:25

wrestling with either of the accreditations. This

15:27

is so weird. We're like press again.

15:29

Be as we're going on these

15:31

interviews, right? As when they start, we

15:34

look at the space we have and I first

15:36

of all see Pete's face drop because

15:39

it's not what he had expected. So what happens

15:41

when you do this, is you have a camera

15:43

there and then you normally have some marks on

15:45

the floor that you will try and stand by. They were so

15:47

close together, we may as well have been in a huddle. So

15:51

in the end, you just try and fight for a little

15:53

bit of space as best you can. Pete thought we were

15:55

getting a box. Because Sam told

15:57

me we had our own cubicle. It

16:00

was a little bit like the NCA's when I was told that

16:02

I wasn't just a cameraman and I

16:04

was hosting the official NCA's I was promised

16:07

an awful lot of things that weren't there

16:10

Anyway, so let's get on to some

16:12

highlights from actually your highlights from that

16:14

red carpet on a serious note There

16:17

were some actually really cool people there.

16:19

Carly Minogue was was fucking delightful Dua

16:22

Lipa, Dua Lipa was wonderful and also very beautiful.

16:24

No, there was some actually really nice people I

16:26

just didn't understand who some of these people were.

16:29

There was a moment, but that's on me

16:31

not on them They're fabulous. There was a moment

16:33

by the end of the evening And then I'm

16:35

just the last thing I'm gonna say on the

16:38

matter on my side But by the end of

16:40

the evening Pete was beckoning people through, you know,

16:42

you know when you're like you've broken down You

16:46

broke down the motorway and you have to be

16:48

like no no I'm crashed come through come through

16:50

But then we heard that Kylie was coming Oh

16:56

Whilst we're on the point of The

16:59

red carpet not being a safe space for me

17:02

Sam Shall we move on to you? So

17:05

funny Zara came down the red carpet Sam

17:07

screamed over everyone else's interview bearing my jaw

17:09

quite close together He did this quite a

17:11

lot. Yeah people were angry Sam Sam put

17:14

himself in other people's interviews He've listened to

17:16

other peoples and then shout answers behind them

17:19

I Know idea why

17:23

But when he saw Zara he

17:25

screamed goose. There's a goose Everyone

17:28

and when I say screamed I

17:31

mean screamed and at this point it was quite early

17:33

in the night said it wasn't as big a buzz

17:35

as there was so Everyone then looked

17:37

down from the red carpet expecting to see a

17:39

goose But

17:42

what they saw was Sam and Zara

17:44

nose bop yeah We

17:47

then found out some more interesting things about Sam and

17:49

he's in steps to to make him a little bit

17:51

taller now I bought them thinking they'd be they would

17:53

work and they don't work We've done that already,

17:55

but we spoken about that and evidently they don't work

17:59

Next up was was Sam played

18:01

red carpet hero at one point, ever

18:03

the gentleman, someone dropped their bag. Sam,

18:07

despite the fact that they were mid-interview, decided

18:09

to push someone out of the way, run

18:12

over and pick up the contents of the bag, whilst

18:14

they were still interviewing, had microphones and

18:17

hand her back her bag with the

18:19

contents, including a tampon. Literally held up

18:21

and went, do you want this as

18:23

well? While she's got a

18:25

microphone and being recorded. Yeah,

18:29

but also, like... Oh, I'm not finished with some of your

18:31

exploits on the red carpet, Samuel. Yeah, but also, I came

18:33

back, I think I'd done a good deal, and people went,

18:35

what the fuck have you just done? I went, oh, I'll go pack

18:37

a tampon. Because she dropped, she was

18:39

in an interview, and I was like, I'll get it,

18:41

don't I? Because we're so busy funneling people through, we

18:44

have time to spare. So I was like, I'll pick

18:46

up all your contents. And then you know when you

18:48

look at something on the floor, and you go, oh,

18:50

shit, that's a tampon. And you're like, well, I can't

18:52

leave it there. I've got to pick

18:54

it up. She's like, here you go. I think this

18:56

is yours. But I think the point of that was,

18:58

it was a very nice deal you were doing, but

19:01

you didn't need to hand it to her in her

19:03

face during the interview. Do you want this

19:05

as well? Midwives, she's going, I'm having such

19:07

a lovely night, such an honor to be here. Excellent. And

19:09

then I came back to Pete, and Pete just went, what

19:11

have you done? I don't understand what

19:13

the problem is. It was a gallant decision. We

19:16

also had Sam's next

19:18

moment, and if you've seen the content, there

19:20

is a lot of content based around Sam's

19:23

sock. It

19:25

got an awful lot of comments,

19:27

and a lot of people were

19:29

discussing the sock, weren't they, Sam?

19:31

Yeah. A few people, you know,

19:33

it's hearsay, but a few people

19:36

mentioned a smell. No,

19:38

however, the biggest moment for

19:40

the sock was when Sam

19:45

swung it around his head, and that was

19:47

a moment I don't think anyone was expecting. Now,

19:49

on the Dua Lipa interview, let me tell

19:51

you, we

19:54

were told not to do that. However, she

19:56

seemed to have a lovely time with us. Pete,

19:58

you really enjoyed the show? Despite the... I

20:01

think she had a lovely time. This was

20:03

another moment, Sam very enthusiastic and Sam is

20:05

a really nice person. He likes to compliment

20:07

people and that's always great. But in a

20:09

kind of busy scenario like that there was

20:11

a lot of things flying about. Sam

20:14

as a group of women four girls

20:16

will pass, must have been in some

20:18

sort of band that someone had heard

20:20

of, shouted, Oh my God, I

20:22

love your fits! But

20:25

it did sound like tits. I'll be honest with

20:27

you, to everyone concerned it sounded like Sam had

20:29

just shouted, I love your tits. Pete Paddles is

20:31

so on! I

20:34

then had to drag him over and give

20:36

him a little talk. Pete is

20:38

going, what the fuck did you just say? I

20:40

went, what? I love your fits! Yeah, and as

20:43

you can imagine in that kind of loud scenario

20:45

they were ushered along very, very quickly. Another

20:48

one of my favourite Sam moments from

20:50

the original, although there's an absolute, honestly

20:53

you were on forms, was the moment

20:55

that someone else came over and complimented

20:59

Sam, much like he did the other

21:01

week with Austin Butler and Timothy Chatter.

21:03

Thanks, bring that off again. Whatever.

21:06

He actually, they said, I love your

21:08

glasses to Sam. So Sam went, Oh

21:10

no, I know what you're about to

21:12

say. So Sam went to this lovely

21:14

girl, genuinely really, really lovely, her name

21:16

escapes me. No, it was Pink Bantarus.

21:18

Pink Bantarus? Yes, to

21:21

that well-known safe Pink Panther, Sam

21:26

said, well you can have them. And she

21:28

went, really? And he went, yeah, yeah, you can have them.

21:30

And she was absolutely lovely. She was genuinely quite excited about

21:32

the fact, because I think she was a big King of

21:34

the Jungle fan. So she was

21:36

quite excited about the fact that she'd got Sam's glasses. What

21:39

then happened, five minutes later, was her manager walked

21:41

back down to Sam and went, can she really

21:43

have them? Because she'd

21:45

been so polite she thought he might have made it as a joke, but he

21:47

was like, can she really have them? Sam

21:49

went, no. And

21:52

took back the glasses that he'd handed

21:54

her on camera. So all of this,

21:56

oh let me pick up your tampon and I'm such a

21:58

fucking hero. Only if they're not. there's

22:00

a camera there, because what a nasty piece of

22:02

work he is. And actually, I've heard now through

22:04

the grapevine, he actually asked Austin Butler and Timothy

22:06

Chaplin for theirs back as well. Do

22:09

you know what guys, you've actually made

22:11

me realise something. I thought

22:13

he was her mate. So I

22:15

thought she, oh shit, I thought she wanted to wear

22:17

them if she could have had them. So I gave

22:19

her my tinted glasses being like, she was like, they're

22:21

really cos, are you going to have them? She went

22:23

really? I was like, yeah, of course you can. So

22:26

then she gave him some dude. I was

22:28

like, oh, that's just one of her like posse. And

22:30

this guy came around and went, hey man, like, is

22:33

it okay if we have these? And I went, no,

22:35

I don't know who you are. I'm

22:39

not giving away my eyewear for the night to

22:41

some random bloke if she wants to wear it.

22:43

But it really nice he was probably the manager.

22:45

Yeah. And I think he was

22:47

just trying to be polite. Oh no. And you

22:49

took them back. Because you

22:51

know, it's not like you own the company and

22:54

have hundreds of pairs at home yourself. And she's

22:56

got 5 million followers. So it would have been

22:58

really, really good. Like content

23:01

for you marketing would have been really, really good.

23:03

But no, you're stingy. So

23:06

took them back. Anyway, so we're

23:08

moving on. There probably all

23:10

sorts of other crap happen. You've seen some of

23:12

the clips, blah, blah, blah, blah. However,

23:15

I think probably the biggest

23:17

night for you, Samuel is not because

23:20

everyone was very excited about the King of the Jungle being there.

23:22

Let me just say that. No, they weren't. No one even said

23:24

a word. That's

23:27

also true. But a lot of

23:29

people are excited about the King of the Jungle. But no one was

23:31

more excited to see Sam than Kylie Minogue. She

23:35

remembered him from a previous interview. That's

23:38

actually quite big. I can't even take the piss out

23:40

of that. And then

23:42

you ruined it by calling her a hot second. No,

23:44

no, no, no. I don't

23:46

think I ruined it with that. I think that she understood

23:48

what I meant by calling her a hot second. She

23:51

went, it doesn't just take a hot second to make

23:53

this look so good. No, and you look like a

23:55

hot second. Yeah. Well, yeah.

23:57

What you meant by that is you just you look

23:59

hot. Yeah, I mean you look great. Yeah.

24:01

No, she did look great. She looked fabulous. And

24:03

that was it done job done Romeo done So

24:07

yeah, so that well that was that was kind of

24:09

the red cover and one other thing about the carpet

24:11

actually is I was forced into Standing

24:14

there while Sam spoke to a load

24:17

of people from traitors. Yeah One

24:21

of which got quite angry with me actually

24:23

because I hadn't watched traitors because Sam told

24:26

her that I hadn't watched it Oh Diane,

24:28

but Ross is yeah She got

24:30

quite and she got quite angry with me. She was

24:32

like, well, you need to watch it then you need

24:34

to watch She said I'm on yes, I mean, well,

24:36

I'm sure she is but you know, I said I'm

24:38

a literally said Pete doesn't watch it So you won't

24:40

know what's happening and I said no, I genuinely I'm

24:42

sorry So I don't know what's happening and she went

24:44

well, you need to watch it then as if I'd

24:47

done something wrong But you just don't get her you

24:49

don't get a man. She's Diane One

24:51

of my favorite things as she was with her son Ross and

24:54

Ross is very Pete So

24:56

Diane's bit more me and Ross is basically I

24:58

looked at Ross There's quite a phrasing walks in

25:00

and went but Ross is and he went I

25:02

haven't heard that a million times Completely

25:05

dead pad and just went oh god

25:07

I've been but it had

25:09

Pete went oh I haven't watched it

25:11

and he goes thank God for that

25:14

He literally went he was quite happy.

25:16

It was so jokes. He literally couldn't

25:18

have given less of a shit He

25:21

was so over it by this point and then

25:23

producer Charlotte went hey Um, Ross you mind just

25:25

doing a little wink down the camera for

25:27

us like your traitors wink and you went fucking out went

25:32

Wait down the camera and he was just he

25:34

was absolutely brilliant. He was you I do I

25:37

did like though was the Charlie

25:39

XGX is good money. She's really nice But

25:42

the guy is it the guy that why I want it. Yeah,

25:44

he was actually a really really lovely guy I quite liked him.

25:46

He was nice, but yeah, I don't I don't keep down with

25:48

the kids I think we were there favor interviews though. I

25:50

think we absolutely smashed it. Well,

25:53

yeah, we didn't ask a lot of well We didn't really

25:55

ask anything. You're from honest with you. I don't really know

25:57

what we don't really know what we do kind

26:00

of a blur and I think I'd gone delirious

26:02

at that point but on the plus side I

26:04

then had to go and finish the ceremony at

26:06

which point my social battery as Sam said was

26:09

done. Over. Do you

26:11

know I love the very start of this night people

26:13

went the problem I have is I'm really worried that

26:15

I'm gonna have the same night I had at the

26:17

NTA's where by the time I finish this work stuff

26:19

when I get to the bar which is my safe

26:21

place I'm not gonna want to talk to anyone I'm

26:23

worried it's gonna ruin my night tonight and point it

26:25

at ruin his night tonight. That's

26:29

only just part one. That is

26:31

part one of this bonus episode there's

26:33

so much talk we've got after parties

26:35

coming up and if you enjoyed that

26:37

let me tell you it doesn't get

26:39

any better. It really doesn't it gets

26:41

worse. There's police escorts there

26:44

are Sam being drunk, Sam being a

26:46

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26:49

swinging ties not just socks in

26:51

people's faces and tube rides, tube

26:53

rides me disappearing and

26:56

the infamous photo

26:59

edit. Thank you so much for

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27:40

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27:42

a towel coat? When did you do

27:44

that? But I just love the way that that's taken from a five to

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27:49

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27:51

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