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2:00

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2:02

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2:21

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2:23

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2:25

good one. The

2:30

best Tony Bell you story has to be.

2:32

The foot in the food. The foot in

2:34

the food surely. Oh right, actually. Come on.

2:36

I want to hear this because everyone, when

2:39

they came out and they did their interviews and

2:41

all that sort of stuff, everyone said that their

2:43

favourite moment or the funniest moment was the foot

2:45

in the food thing. But I still don't know

2:47

the actual story. I don't think anyone knows the

2:50

proper story. Basically right. So bear in mind, you

2:52

know what it's like, everyone watching I promise you

2:54

this is legit, the jungle, they don't give you

2:56

any other food, they get what you're given. You

2:58

get rations of tiny little rice and beans, right,

3:00

so you are starving. And so the main meal,

3:02

you get loads of stars, the main meal is

3:04

like the big meal. Everyone comes together, it's a

3:07

really nice moment, everyone cooks together and stuff like

3:09

that. It was a banging meal, I

3:11

can't actually remember what a meal was. Was you head

3:13

chef that night? No, it wasn't me. It was Josie.

3:15

Josie, they made this amazing meal, can't remember exactly what

3:17

it was. It was so banging. Obviously when you cook

3:19

on the fire, when you're done, you have to put

3:21

the frying pan on the floor, there's nowhere else for

3:23

it to go, right? The

3:25

food looks amazing, we're starving, we're looking at

3:27

it all like this. I just can't wait

3:29

for my little bitty can ready to go.

3:32

And Big T's there, sorry, no one's eating for my meal.

3:34

You know what I mean? It feels like that. I

3:37

know what I mean, I'm just adding to the story. Big T's there and he's

3:39

moving around, everyone's really happy, he made an amazing

3:41

meal. Tony's there with his boots on, bearing in

3:44

mind that day we'd done a challenge where we'd

3:46

all trod on mealworms and cockroaches and all that,

3:48

it's all in the boot. I mean, these are

3:50

jungle boots, right? Wait, wait, before you say that

3:52

though, don't forget that we just had a change

3:54

of the guard, me and you were off, that

3:57

deputy and Captain Judy, and just a fuck shit.

4:00

They had made Tony Chef! Now

4:02

Tony, I don't know if you saw this,

4:05

but Tony had said prior to that, Don't

4:07

make me Chef, I don't want to

4:09

cook, I've never cooked my life. And

4:12

so they go, Tony Chef! Tony

4:14

was sweating. So he's fucking pissed, man.

4:16

Tony's actually angry at this point. He's

4:19

not happy. He's salty, Tony, you salt

4:21

all night. I can fuck because

4:23

I cook at home. But,

4:25

but, I didn't want the responsibility of

4:27

cooking for a group, and no one wants

4:29

to follow Fred. Yeah. Because I'm

4:31

hatching you fuck everyone, stand it off, you

4:33

are just not going to go down there. But you

4:35

were so annoyed all night, and then the piece de

4:37

resistance is what happened, Marvin. It was your fault. So

4:40

Tony's there, the food's ready to

4:43

dish out, and we're ready

4:45

for it, all excited, just staring at the food

4:47

as you do. Tony's doing some stuff

4:49

around the frying pan on the floor that's full

4:51

of sissies, a meal, and he's pissed

4:53

anyway. And then he slips,

4:57

and he literally, the size...

4:59

Twelve. Twelve boot

5:02

goes in the frying pan,

5:04

covers the entire meal, and

5:07

then he sort of does a little dance in it

5:09

as well. He gets it in, takes his foot out.

5:15

He's obviously even more... I thought he was going to knock

5:17

someone out. He seems to be for you, man. He was

5:19

so angry at himself. And then we all

5:21

look at it, and no one says anything. We

5:23

all look at it, we can see that there is boot

5:26

debris on our food, and

5:29

we all look at each other like, oh, we'll actually plate up.

5:32

Literally go over to it and... It was Marvin!

5:34

Don't even try to say we all look at each other. Marvin

5:36

fucking looks down and goes, right, so

5:38

I'm going to be first. And goes straight

5:40

in. We can never ever again in our lives, if

5:42

you're in a restaurant or whatever, and the thought goes

5:44

on the floor, we can never... You know what I

5:47

mean? Never. We ate the food, and it tasted amazing.

5:49

And you know what? Another moment. Just

5:51

had a bit of seasoning, boot seasoning. Had

5:53

a bit of seasoning. We didn't care. He

5:55

squeezed it round, right, and then I know, Tony, he

5:57

was so fucked off with what he'd done. So

6:00

he'd let everyone down again. He was already- Cause

6:02

he thought we weren't gonna eat it. And so

6:04

he tried to, he nearly kicked, he literally booted

6:06

it, turned around and air kicked the fucking thing

6:08

out of frustration, do you remember that? He was

6:10

gonna volley the pan. He was gonna volley the

6:12

entire pan. He kicked the hole and then realized

6:14

it. That's it. And I was the only one

6:16

who'd be out for it. I

6:18

didn't need to. Oh mate, I had seconds. Why, it was

6:20

in my fault. Did I do? Ty, no,

6:22

cause you, to make me chef, he just said

6:24

we need to create carnage. Oh yeah. And he

6:26

was just adamant on wanting to create a big

6:28

fucking problem. I was like, do I want to

6:31

do that Sam? Everything's going nice. Just

6:33

keep it calm. No one needs problems. No one

6:35

needs headaches. And he's like, if we put you

6:37

chef, it'll be carnage. Mate, if he, remember cause

6:39

he was obviously in charge, but I was there

6:41

just to oversee Samptosy. If he had

6:43

about his own way, yeah. If he had about his own

6:46

way. Oh my word. I mean, it would have been great

6:48

TV, but I'm not a Sam and I care about the

6:50

TV mate. We just need to eat. So

6:52

let's just keep it nice. You know what I mean?

6:54

You've all seen it. Everyone that's seen it, everyone that watches has

6:57

seen it. But what you haven't seen it. And we were there.

6:59

They didn't show me, put me foot in the food. No, they

7:01

did. They didn't show them. But they

7:03

didn't show them the up and up. No, because everyone

7:05

came out and everyone's talking about this foot in the

7:07

food incident. And everyone that obviously has seen you do

7:09

it, but they didn't make a big deal. So funny.

7:11

But it wasn't that funny. We were like, what the

7:13

fuck was funny about that? I was like, it was

7:16

because he was so angry prior to it. And then

7:18

tried to boot the pan afterwards, but was they didn't

7:20

want to, didn't want to know what to eat. So

7:22

like, just sort of like air kicked. And then they

7:24

just got annoyed themselves. I'm used to starving with the

7:26

career of other people. But

7:29

when I was like, with the lads were okay. But when

7:31

it comes to likes a little Danny, there

7:33

was nothing of it. And I just felt so bad

7:35

for that. And then you start your foot in the

7:37

food pretty rude. Yeah, that's a beautiful card. Mate, we

7:39

still ate it. Any place that I'm making it. So

7:42

one other thing to touch on then is

7:45

the reunions. Yeah. The

7:47

reunions. So obviously it

7:49

was you three and Nigel. And Josie,

7:52

yeah. So Josie and Mia, that was

7:54

nice. The reunions between you and Rachel,

7:57

and you made a dipstick. Yeah. them

8:00

yes no I've seen I know

8:03

I've not watched the entirety of it now so

8:05

I'm see I've seen my fucking wind you face

8:07

which I was furious they come back he was

8:09

few all of us a fuzzy few of us

8:11

I was wrong so Marva wish I never would

8:13

have done that because you've said before when you did

8:15

yes yeah I don't want to if it you didn't want to

8:17

get the when I don't say yes see

8:20

you slammed the laptop yeah I'm I'm I'm

8:22

quite an audible person and that day you

8:24

know you love no I know that but

8:26

that me but not me persona

8:28

when I'm out there that's

8:31

not me she sees

8:33

me I mean kids see me but that's them

8:35

that's for them to see not the rest of

8:38

the world so my relationship is for me and

8:40

here hmm and I cause I didn't sign up

8:42

for that so I was fucking furious so when

8:44

I seen it I was shocked at first and

8:46

then it upset me because I thought she's

8:49

in the fucking job I know what it must have afraid to

8:51

be in that jungle for it to go on camera it must

8:53

have been an awful lot because I know for the fact if

8:56

you're you guys wouldn't have come and your miss

8:58

will come she didn't actually wouldn't be entertained but

9:00

she the reason she went in is because she

9:03

thought if I don't go in and

9:05

they and they see theirs it looks

9:08

terrible so the build up to the

9:10

day of that was fucking hilarious on

9:12

behind the scenes so we

9:15

didn't know until the

9:17

night before the day we're gonna do that the next

9:19

day so sit about 8 o'clock everyone got a phone

9:21

call listen you're gonna go in tomorrow and see him

9:23

nice I said do I have to because

9:26

I was like well I just

9:29

didn't I thought because I didn't they

9:31

called us all separately individually so I

9:33

thought someone else should see their part

9:35

because I thought I don't need to see him he's fine well no

9:38

do you know I mean like like it's different people had

9:40

their wives and shit there I'm just fucking I'll just hang

9:42

about we are now and then so so they told us

9:44

not before then the next day they said to us we're

9:46

gonna go to camp as normal so we're up a fucking

9:48

for and what happened the night before first just

9:52

hello fucking terrible down

9:54

it well party Pete

9:57

prior to any of us know it yeah or

9:59

even You know coming out he didn't even know people

10:01

like at this day. He was out of our wives every night

10:05

Every night is chucking tequila down our wives

10:07

neck. Yeah, I mean listen

10:09

all over the press every

10:12

single one of She

10:17

felt rough So

10:21

when when she went up there see that I was like what the

10:23

fuck's up with you and I was thinking I

10:25

was looking I was going something wrong. What is wrong? You

10:27

better to what is going on? I was thinking someone

10:30

done something to something to me house outside so

10:32

many things as your house gone reach I

10:34

know something's up. Please tell me what the ball is wrong

10:36

and Literally 10 seconds

10:38

before she finally went she went it was Pete I

10:42

just got a little bit of a hangover fucking for

10:44

the last 25 minutes. I've been sitting

10:46

here thinking something really bad wrong You've got a fucking

10:49

angle Basically

10:51

the family friends called it getting wicks Yes,

10:54

that became what it was known as and what had happened is

10:56

they called us about 8 o'clock and didn't tell us We're going

10:58

to be doing that so what we used to do because we

11:00

were up Well, some

11:03

of us went out every night But for everyone

11:05

else what we do is we would have we've

11:07

come back after being at the camp back midday

11:09

And then we'd have a few drinks by the

11:11

pool in the afternoon But this day everyone had

11:14

quite a few drinks by 8 o'clock Everyone's

11:16

quite pissed so then when we get the phone

11:18

call about going tomorrow at this point Everyone's been

11:21

quite excited about going to see you know, they're

11:23

partners and whatever else So we had a few

11:25

more drinks Then we go and they tell

11:27

us listen It's gonna you're gonna go and do the camp

11:29

thing that is normal and you're gonna be there for cut

11:31

the bars doing that And that fucking sweat in ten terrible

11:33

for us it was But

11:36

then you're gonna go and see your partners whatever else

11:39

What they didn't and they sent everyone all the

11:41

rest of the family and friends like kids and

11:43

everyone home back to the camp apart from Rachel

11:46

Michelle me No,

11:48

just Raja Doha and Mia. We sat in that

11:51

tent for about eight hours Yeah, it's long because

11:53

it took so long to that to individually that

11:55

to get all of you away in certain things

11:57

And there was a task going on we did

11:59

watch hard We thought there was a

12:01

task, there was no task. No, there was something

12:03

before with Farage and you maybe. Yeah, it was

12:05

me and Farage doing the Christmas thing. Yeah, we

12:08

did Singing All The Christmas. Yeah, you were drinking

12:10

all that up. That's what took long, because that's

12:12

okay, even when we went to that trial, it

12:14

took an hour for us to start it and

12:17

it took a while. So then we were just

12:19

waiting around in this fucking... Can you imagine you

12:21

getting so annoyed? Yeah, so Rochelle had spilled coffee

12:23

down her cream trousers, so they sent them off

12:26

to be clean and she was wearing one of

12:28

the Rangers fucking combat things, doing colouring in on the

12:31

table. So she was having a lovely time,

12:33

like she was at preschool. Then

12:36

Rachel's hair was all over the fucking shop, so she's trying

12:38

to flatten all her hair down, going, I can't go in,

12:40

she can't do anything like this. Anyway, so we're all sat

12:42

there just talking about it. That day,

12:44

I'd taken a water bottle with vodka.

12:48

That was everyday pee, don't say that day. We've heard

12:51

about a party bucket and we've been here now. That

12:53

was everyday. I was having a cup of drink, so

12:55

I was fine. But

13:01

we're all talking about it and I remember Rachel saying,

13:03

he's not going to want to see me and I

13:05

went, well of course he is, and she went, no,

13:07

he won't want to see me. And I was like, what do you

13:09

mean? She was like, he'll lose his head if he sees me. And

13:12

I went, what do you mean, he's going to want to see me? And she went,

13:14

no, because he puts things in boxes.

13:17

He said, so he's there to do a fucking job, so he won't want

13:19

to see me till the end. And I was

13:21

like, no, no, you'll be fine. I love a vodka. So

13:24

we went and we got to now. And

13:26

then Rochelle was really excited about seeing you, but

13:28

obviously we didn't know that you'd done a trial.

13:31

They didn't tell us that you were doing a

13:33

trial. So when we came back, Rachel,

13:35

we watched the screens and

13:38

we could see you. So we could see everyone come back in. So we

13:40

could see how happy you were when you came back in. We

13:42

could see you bouncing around, telling everyone, Mel,

13:44

Pete, or whatever. And then we see you

13:47

all back into camp and everyone's

13:49

like, ah, so then you just go, and

13:52

you go out to the toilet and you just have a

13:54

fucking minute to yourself. And I went fucking all right. So

13:56

he's like, he fucking got it. I said, what'd you do

13:58

to him? No,

14:00

no, no, he gets really upset and he don't like

14:02

it. And Rachel, when she came back, she was really

14:04

upset because she was like, I feel like I shouldn't

14:06

have gone because she didn't want to

14:09

fucking ruin it for you. But it's one of the

14:11

most beautiful things I've ever seen with you two. So

14:13

they showed that you see me. Yeah, they showed me.

14:15

Take a time out in the. Yeah, they don't, because

14:17

you're in the, you can't see, you can just hear

14:19

you in there, deep breathing and having

14:21

a minute where everyone else was talking about it and

14:23

you just went a bit quieter. I could

14:25

see that he, what you said, it's

14:27

not very wide. It's so beautiful, yeah. The

14:29

next morning, obviously we always checking on each other

14:31

and I was like, you're right. You said to

14:33

me, I'm actually pleased we've done it. Yeah, you

14:35

changed your tune at the end. Yeah,

14:38

it was like a really beautiful moment to

14:40

watch. And you're one with Rachelle, man, fucking

14:42

hell. Mate, I pulled a face I've never

14:45

seen myself pull before. Mate, Rachelle came back,

14:47

she went, he

14:49

did this weird face. Like, what was

14:51

it like when he saw him? She went, and she went, he

14:53

just went like that. He

14:57

wouldn't close his mouth, but the best part of it is

14:59

she came back and she went, oh, do you know what

15:01

I did though? And she went, oh, just fully kissed him.

15:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know why? And you just did

15:05

a bit in that style. The fish

15:08

eye thing where I squashed, 30

15:10

fish eyes in my mouth and drank the juice. And

15:13

obviously then I've come back to camp. So

15:15

naturally, I mean, listen, we don't smell the best

15:17

anyway. So we actually smell that fire because we'll

15:19

throw our clothes on the fire. But

15:21

obviously my beard would have sunk a fish. Do you

15:23

know what I'm saying? So that's why when I first

15:25

see her, apart from having the shock of my life,

15:28

I've never been more shocked. It was like I

15:31

saw a ghost, like unbelievable. Like to see her

15:33

and also the fact that she was in the

15:35

red chair in the middle of camp, it was

15:37

just unbelievable. And just every emotion goes through

15:39

you. And then yeah, obviously massive hug. And

15:41

then I'm like, I'm sorry, I stink. I could smell the

15:43

fish myself. You know what I mean? So she said that

15:45

when she came back and she was like, and he did

15:48

like really smell the fish. And then obviously the next day

15:50

we watched the trial and she sat next to her and

15:52

she went, oh, I kissed her. And you

15:54

were just like eating fish shit and that. Yeah.

15:58

I've got a breast one too. So I think. You know

16:00

what I love though is the

16:02

Pete Wick's explanation of the behind

16:04

the scenes. Yeah. Like no

16:06

one's seen not the listener, not us or anyone

16:08

like that. So you called yourself the wags didn't

16:11

you? And what this, what I find absolutely brilliant

16:14

is, and I would like you to elaborate on this a little

16:16

bit Pete and Tony to be honest with you, you're

16:18

now Uncle Pete. What

16:20

does that mean? Well look, there

16:22

was a group of us that spent quite a

16:25

lot of time together. So

16:27

that's like, you know, Danielle's mum,

16:30

dad and friend and then like Rachel and Michelle

16:32

when she came in, like we were all kind

16:35

of, Nick's girlfriend, Sarah, a lot of us

16:37

were all kind of. So you were linked to in

16:39

the press at one point. I was linked to fucking everyone. But

16:42

they just can't imagine everyone else that's there anyway. So

16:44

we spent quite a lot of time together. And what

16:46

was the question? Question is, why are

16:48

you called Uncle Pete? Oh yeah. So

16:50

obviously playing in the pool and that when we get back

16:52

because Rachel had the kids in that. We

16:55

didn't want like Rachel just to be like lift

16:57

out with the boys and fucking Corey's so good

16:59

as well. Like honestly, your kid, your kids are

17:01

the best man. Your kids are

17:04

unbelievable. Tell him about the whistle. So we, so we

17:06

rule. So we rule. We rule. No,

17:08

because it's fucking terrible because me and you fucking looked

17:11

up and said, no, no. But

17:13

yeah, so we were all kind of together. So

17:15

we're all kind of missing about in the pool

17:17

and like, can frame balls. Are you in the

17:19

pool with Tony's kids? Yeah. We're

17:21

doing all this like frame balls and everyone's having a thing and then I

17:23

think Corey started, he was

17:25

like, I was like Uncle Pete and I was like, Oh fuck

17:27

me. That's the name that's going to stick in it. Pete

17:30

didn't want to be there at all. No, couldn't think of

17:32

anything worse. And then something I was right involved in everything.

17:34

But yeah, so we all kind of took it in turns

17:36

to go. I was going to go jet skiing and do

17:38

some other bits, but we couldn't get time to do it.

17:40

And yeah, there was just loads of things, but it was

17:42

just a really nice, all the friends and family as well.

17:44

Like all of us got on really, really well and he

17:47

was, he was quite nice because all the people that were

17:49

getting on really well in there, like all of you, all the friends

17:52

and family were getting on really well. You

17:54

know what I mean? Like all the tight groups

17:56

in there were the tight groups outside as well.

17:58

To be fair, Pete was obviously. I wasn't

18:00

there for most of it. Pete was

18:02

the glue for the family. He was

18:04

the center of it, and everyone just

18:06

gravitated to Pete, you know? And

18:09

he spent a lot of money in the bars as

18:11

well. So I told him off of that. Do your

18:13

kid love it? My employees love him. Like how Colby

18:15

asked me yesterday, dad, when can we see Pete again?

18:18

No! There was one really

18:21

worrying moment though, with your youngest.

18:23

Have you heard about this one? Which one? With

18:26

the baby? No, no, no. You lose it.

18:28

So we're just in the pool, and we're all

18:30

messing about, and then your youngest comes up, and

18:32

he's just poking me, and he's gone, dad.

18:35

And I went, no, no, no, no. He's

18:38

just been I'll

18:56

take that at a table. So,

19:00

you know what? So when we came out... It's

19:03

because actually when we got together, and

19:06

then today we've got back together, she said, Colby's

19:08

called Pete, dad. I was like, No, when she

19:10

saw you in the jungle? I was like, What,

19:12

before he even met me? I'm funny man, She's

19:15

crazy. That's what happens to me.

19:19

She always said, that goes through me

19:22

every day. She has� When

19:25

you finally see the baby, we had a little trilby on him.

19:32

Do you know what? So when we came out, we

19:34

all got pretty fast. So we didn't really get to

19:36

speak, spend much time in Australia. We got like one

19:38

day at the very end. Yeah. What

19:41

a lovely day that was. Yeah, it was. So

19:43

no one knows this either. But

19:45

just the day before we left,

19:47

we all had a really nice

19:49

wholesome beach day. Me, Pete, Rochelle,

19:52

Marvin, Tony, wife, kids. We

19:54

all went to the beach, all of us. And

19:56

some just had the most beautiful beach

19:58

day ever. and had running

20:00

races on the beach and stuff like that. But

20:02

what I found the most brilliant

20:05

thing about the entire day was

20:07

learning that Tony Bellugh has a whistle for

20:10

his kids. So Tony,

20:12

Tony's boys, right, are 7'10".

20:17

They are the tallest things I've ever seen in

20:19

my life, right? And you would look at them

20:21

and you'd be like, oh, you could battle me.

20:24

They are the most polite, sweetest,

20:26

well-educated, well-mannered kids you've ever seen.

20:28

Yeah, yeah. But the funny thing

20:30

is, he's got the shaggiest hair

20:33

himself. Corey's got the shaggiest

20:35

hair. And you're just like, they're like

20:37

7'10". And you

20:39

go, oh, you boys must be so unruly. Like,

20:41

there's no way that you boys are

20:43

kept in line, even by a big

20:46

tone standard. Bro, I've never seen anything

20:48

like it. They run to the sea.

20:51

Tony does this whistle, right? What's

20:53

the whistle? So

20:55

he does that whistle to him, right?

20:57

They stop dead as they're running to the

20:59

sea. They stop dead. Seven

21:02

foot tall of them, four of them, stop dead as

21:05

they're about running, turn back like dogs and go, yeah,

21:07

duh. What do you need? And

21:10

he just goes, oi, keep in

21:12

between those things. Go out there, the

21:14

tide will get you. And they go, all right,

21:16

dad. And then he releases them. And

21:19

then he like, go again. And I've never seen

21:22

anything like it in my life. Well, if you think

21:24

that's bad, when Tony told us about his whistle, so

21:26

like, what's that? Me and Marv went and got some

21:28

towels at one point in the shot, and then Tony

21:31

then tried to come and find us. So

21:34

Tony started whistling in the fucking shop.

21:37

Like, honestly, I felt like, babe, the sheep, because I heard

21:39

it. And I thought, me and him were

21:41

fucking running around. That's Tony. So

21:45

now we all answer to the fucking whistle. It was

21:47

brilliant, though, for Tony. It's just a whistle that I

21:49

was talking with my kids since they were

21:51

born, because if I've got that, I've got

21:53

too many kids, basically. And when you've got boys,

21:55

boys, they're not like girls. Girls, just stay close

21:58

to you. the

22:00

lovely, they just like, I haven't got a girl, so

22:02

that's why I assume that they're like, and because I've

22:04

got boys, they just go in places like shops and

22:06

they just run off, and you're like, what are you

22:08

doing? Or just do that whistle, bum the

22:10

bath. And we loved that, like he's me,

22:12

he always stays here, and he's not paid attention. Marv's

22:15

got kids, but he literally, in the shot,

22:17

goes, oh shit, Tony. He's

22:20

like, everyone comes to Tony's kids when he does those

22:22

whistles. He's

22:25

like, what's going on here? But I just found

22:27

that one of the most wholesome, brilliant

22:29

things I've ever seen that day in itself. That

22:32

day in itself is one of the best days I've

22:34

had in a decade. No, it was fire home that

22:36

night. You flew home that

22:38

night. Yeah, we all flew back that night. It

22:40

was the same as you, because obviously, you know,

22:43

myself, Rachel, the kids, and Michelle

22:45

weren't in the jungle, so we were sort of on holiday,

22:47

but because we started to do stuff, it never really felt

22:49

like we were actually really on holiday. And obviously for you

22:51

guys, you've been through fucking shit. It was the first day,

22:54

I think, where everyone actually just felt quite relaxed. Because although

22:56

we were flying home that night, it was just like, she

22:58

was just kind of at the beach and fucking... And

23:00

it was really, really beautiful. Listen,

23:02

we are basically out of time. We're nearly out

23:04

of time, but just really quickly, boys, just after

23:06

we've done all this... Who do we want to

23:09

win the jungle? No, no, no, after we've done

23:11

all of this, right? Like,

23:14

I want to know, we want to know what you boys

23:16

are saying, what you're up to, what you're doing. And you

23:18

know, this is obviously, I know, put it this way, you've

23:20

come down here for the goodness of your heart, but I

23:22

also know we've got to apply when we're going to do

23:25

it. Don't be stupid. We're just here to see each other,

23:27

mate. Come on, Bob, I've got a

23:29

question for you actually, just before we go. Sam's

23:32

condom. Yeah. Oh my lord.

23:34

Tony, have you not heard about this? I was

23:36

there, mate. I witnessed what they were saying. They

23:39

were going extra small. But Tony's really happening, apparently.

23:42

And his colour? Has he got a colour? Oh,

23:44

pink. No, I've got... Well, no, the original idea

23:46

was pink, but obviously we know that purple is

23:48

your... Scale-shitting, Mike, dear. Yeah, but

23:51

it's all about the safety, Tony. Oh, they've got... Me?

23:53

I don't know. If you paid no attention, mate, I've

23:55

got four kids. Yeah, that's why it doesn't matter for

23:58

you. Oh my god. Um, we're... yeah, we're currently... We're

24:00

currently having conversations so... Can

24:02

we just have the conversation after room later?

24:05

Yeah, we'll be at some point, fingers crossed,

24:07

a purple edition of the JLSCON NOMS in

24:09

extra small.

24:12

Flying the extra small flag baby, come on! So Mr

24:14

Sam Copson, yeah, there you go. There's a couple of

24:16

things I'd like to talk about here. First of all,

24:18

I'm doing, I don't know if you've seen, but I've

24:21

done a few This Morning segments, right? Yes.

24:24

Really hard. Golden Chihuahua. The Golden Retreat.

24:26

Retreat for Chihuahua. That's better. That's better.

24:28

That statue out when? That statue out

24:30

when? That statue out when? That statue

24:32

out when? So many now. Retreat for

24:34

you, pigging yourself. That's a bit too

24:36

much. To be honest. Let's start

24:38

with Chihuahua. We've got to make Chihuahua. What? You

24:41

know what I mean? Wow. Wow. That's

24:44

it. It sounds fucking hard doing

24:46

this for you. It's so hard. But I do

24:49

these rosary reporting things. Yeah. And

24:51

all people ever say is, everybody

24:53

is. I have done

24:55

it. I'm not joking. I had a

24:58

concert. I was shoring by a sea. Yeah.

25:01

Put your hands up. It was amazing, mate. And I think

25:03

I sent you that thing. Yeah, you did. The

25:05

impact of all of that stuff, which was

25:07

just so fun in there. Yeah. Seeing

25:10

people outside do that kind of stuff was

25:12

so awesome. Can we find another trailer song

25:14

now? Can we maybe? Well, you know One

25:16

Shot's now my new favorite as well. No,

25:18

Eyes Wide Shut, isn't it? No, One Shot.

25:20

One Shot. Okay, okay. It was Eyes Wide

25:22

Shut, which I had put on my band. You could just tie that in with

25:24

the launch of the condoms. You know what I mean? Oh my

25:26

God, yes! You got to keep one

25:28

shot. That could be the features. Make a count. You

25:31

may never make it again. I feel like I could

25:33

get the word right because it's always like a medley.

25:35

Because it's all of the words together just on some

25:37

sort of medley. But I feel like Pete probably needs

25:39

to show you something that is, you know, very ingrained

25:41

in staying relevant in podcast history now. It

25:43

is my front cover. What?

25:47

Where did that come from? Because I thought you were going to want

25:49

to take the piss out of it. Oh,

25:51

you just randomly tried to throw in the

25:53

front cover. Congratulations, mate. That's amazing, by the

25:55

way. Well done, son. That's beautiful. Whilst

25:58

Tony and Marv read Sam's... It

26:00

is wild thing from com Os

26:02

which he purposely gave them to

26:04

raise just randomly and I were

26:06

we are. We. Are done And honestly

26:08

guys thank you so much for com and indices By

26:10

my proud of that I know ones that have. One

26:14

person as cel mai only rather than

26:16

get like guys and once again that

26:18

day that we spend together was absolutely

26:21

amazing that one dice even also be

26:23

be Gabi gonna we can I get

26:25

to resolve the i didn't put that

26:27

one they made of the to refinance.

26:29

The best thing I've ever done in

26:31

my life was that show and purely

26:33

because of the people on my side

26:35

by side as classes. Michelle has not

26:37

been. Saved us now.on allies are thrilled

26:39

with the show is fantastic and the

26:41

result is the game Friends and Brothers for

26:44

life of yes at that one day

26:46

sticks me more than actually some artists the

26:48

laws passed the show on. Love this

26:50

the challenges we did a lot get to

26:52

know people guns no use in the

26:54

maze and so yes thank you very much

26:56

Ah see I said see you on

26:58

voice that ever dancing like we were part

27:01

of an amazing experience and of a

27:03

see that. Twelve. Of us. It's

27:05

all of us. Would you know I need know

27:07

that feeling? box? When. In the if

27:09

i hear your voice voice asked me to turn

27:11

it just takes you back to nice place. I

27:14

mean I do like a nice white voice big

27:16

see whenever guy backing but i swear like for

27:18

me and my other know is is is mad

27:20

his masters in a city Nj precedence don't own

27:23

business of good my uncle buses or much of

27:25

a nothing the titles on Saturday com um one

27:27

piece of a good a audience and the people

27:29

of what's going on the use remake that so.

27:32

a lawsuit said you in a difference if you

27:34

had nothing was was a really beautiful thing nothing

27:36

everyone nazi net sites wouldn't have been anywhere near

27:39

the same sign what are we going to do

27:41

next we're all gonna go to box and for

27:43

see what we're going to do they gonna go

27:45

because we have run it will be been one

27:48

thousand swing on come on of you will not

27:50

since i'm worried i suppose lancelot we got to

27:52

the indigo elephants com as humans suck where is

27:54

it also really softest books somebody macys oh it's

27:57

okay it's it's it's a was a profound than

27:59

and then espousing You just have to

28:01

I just keep on it in with in effect. Is it

28:03

your weekend with him? Next

28:09

weekend's mine. All right, but you'd have to do double weekend. We

28:11

have to earn down on the chainfish Guys

28:17

thanks for this. I love you both. Love you too, mate.

28:19

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28:21

leave I

28:24

know but at some point I'm leaving with it.

28:26

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